conCACAf edishprevious: >>222761443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the other didn't have /cum/ in the title so I choose this one
this is the one
>>222768960trvke
thread is split again. it's fucking over
hoes walk around buttnaked and are horny all the time craving the stiff cock.
>>222769030Which one is the one
>>222769030new cumers will miss the other one without the /cum/ title.>>222769062This is the one
hola seniores
Flys and mosquitoes truly are the demoniacal cousins of the jews. They try to drink your blood while simultaneously whispering foul lies in your ears in the voices of the dead
sepuku time
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>>222769084hola
Homie was right, other thread wasn't labeled. Io posto qui
>>222769090>FlysThat's not how it's spelled, Salieri
>browns speaking Spanish in my presence
>>222769084hola senorita
>have to restart game
I had to hike out 11 miles because my eye was swollen shut along with the rest of my faceMy head hurts like fuckI think a spider bit my eyelid
I dont wanna play football manager again.../lat/ is dead...
>>222769237this would be hot if she had a cock
twerking is based
>>222769200Video game?
>>222768933>club penguinjesus, how long has it been...
>>222769252no...she was a pure maiden a cock would ruin that, lewd doesnt mix with her vibe
do not get a bedframe that many objects can fit under (e.g. a bottle) but you can't fit under
>>222769298it's only lewd if she's showing it off...
trump lostnow he will declare football the national sportno more baseball 4 you yankie boy
hahahakjkjk what the hell is little tiger?
>>222769227I feel like you'd look like this dude
>>222769319I got a lifted bed frame last year because my cat likes to sleep under the bed, I set him up a heat retaining bed for the winter under it too
when will it get better?
Zoom Zoom be like "Why do you make threads early" then you get 4 different threads being made.
vive le senegal
mud chute
>>222769388We need to import 30 million more Indians. Do you want China to win? You really want the Bad Guys to win?
>>222769356Eww that isn't niceI don't need insult added to injury
>new quarterHow are things looking investorbros?
>>222769448On the next episode of How I Met Your Mother
We really need lums bras wisdom right now
Looking at some files
If I don't win the lottery by Friday I'm FUCKING KILLING MYSELF
>>222769499Throw me some numbers
well now
Ooh, I've been around the world and I, I, II can't find my babyI don't know when, I don't know whyWhy he's gone awayAnd I don't know where he can be, my baby
anybody ever have their sexual preferences change in adulthood?
Kiev is getting arse raped
>>222769562I'm having an affair with another man behind my wife's back
>>222769355What is there to see in El Salvador
its hard being a virgin, i wish i had a woman like me enough to you know...
>>222769227Are your the guy that was going camping last week?
>>222769579i didn't mean sexual orientation.
N-word
>>222769584I don't know, I am a long term hikikomori. I've got no clue, I guess normies love going to the beach or volcano shit.
>leaves up Lefty political posts>>222768876>>222768664>>222767960>>222765809>>222765559>Make one post about the NY mayor and get timed out and post deletedTwo-faced hypocritical fucking scum sucking filth moderation
So i just found out that you need to have an instagram and a xitter and link them to your onlyfans to be able to verify your account. Fuck this normie world.
>>222769636Thats what happens when you let troons moderate.
>>222769586I have reached incelightenment. I have accepted that I will never have sex, so I do my best to stop desiring it. Some days are hard but it's better this way.
>>222769610do you smoke weed?
>>222769587I went two weeks ago and then again but yeah Sucks to suck
>>222769652No wonder this shithole site is dead
>>222769586Trashy people, trashy country
>>222769636It's okay he left up the retard that spammed like 20 posts about some fringe tranny housing project they found as well, he doesn't care about consistency
>>222769673Weed only makes you more introverted
>>222769637I think you should camwhore instead of onlyfansEspecially since all your nudes are already out
Puedo ir a los Estados Unidos? Por favor
>>222769673I wouldn't even know where to get that. I don't know anyone I think.>>222769691No te calentes...dont get hot kjjjjjjjjjjjson argentos en el video no de aca.Its some argentinian vid
im all about weed
>>222769725Pendejo
How do I quit heroin
>>222769719troons and feminine men who do onlyfans gross me out, that's desperate women behavior not fitting for men
>>222769710That's not political tho, moron
>>222769736Weed is tight. Same with psychedelics
>>222769744Quiero poder comprar un hotgod de Costco
>>222769754do a bunch of other vices. smoke weed, gamble, eat a lot
Thinking about the Ukraine war makes me morose. All those young white men dying because Putin wanted to be the next Caesar instead he became the next Mussolini
Guys weed is bad, a little can of beer here and there is all good, but drugs are not the way.
>>2227697252038 wc will almost certainly be held in the US again. Join the costa rica team and qualify. EZ
>>222769672It never gets easier....I just wanna know if someone can like me...that way.
>>222769736I'm all out of weed and will take a tolerance break until after july 4th
Walked a mile on the treadmill are you proud?
walked 2 miles on 2 treadmills are you proud?
>>222768933Hmm but is coffee good for you?
>>222769837Better than most anons here
>>222769859Fuck off cunt
idea: post punk band called "don't believe their julys"
>>222769805nigga trump sent your cousin to get a drone in his nose in a middle east base
Most useful female cop
>>222769869I want a candy bar to celebrate
>>222769837It's summer broWalk/jog outside, get some sun and fresh air
THE BEGINNING WAS THE ENDOF EVERYTHING NOWTHE APE REGARDS HIS TAILHE'S STUCK ON ITREPEATS UNTIL HE FAILSHALF A GOON AND HALF A GODA MAN'S NOT MADE OF STEEL
>>222769902Shoot me nigga!
Western media portrays Putin as a fascist warlord dictator, but in Russia people see him as a moderate centrist.
>>222769925You're free to leave. In fact it's encouraged
>>222769911I walk on the nude beach and soak up the sun for 2-3 hours every weekend
>thirdie comes in>does wah I'm so sad why won't women fuck me???? routine>gets mad that no one gives them attention>chimps outwhy is this a monthly occurrence?
>>222769861Hot
>they never felt any "carnal impulse" towards her>"Her words put me on fire, inspiring in me a love her that was, I believe, divine."tfw no waifu that instills you with divinity
I'm crying. With all ugliness in the world nowadays, that was the reminder I needed to see that there are still lots of good people. Thank you.
>>222769861
fuck man i really want to dismember anyone hwo insutls me againdying site....the best times of this place are prehistory, uruguayan in spirit.what are you even doing here?
>>222769936https://x.com/yozahir/status/2067496875607928988
wum of dem times when you see beautiful girl in parknot like wen you see just generic cookie cutter girl but wun you fink may have a lifestyle comparable to yoursand a compatibility to your desires of a companionshes not wiv slags being vapid but alone, contemplativeslim, lovely hair, long legs, elegant faceand den the thought of the girl sticks wiv youthe thoughts of what might happen in anudda world anudda lifebeggars belief innitsaddeningwould have loved to shag her arse
>>222770012Learning to ride
>>222770012You are a faggot freak and should kill yourself
sometimes I turn my filters off and then I see non-/cum/ posts and remember why I have them
>>222769925shes fucking rancid
I've wasted most of my life fantasizing about hate fucking my big sister in her ass
>>222770012filtered
>>222770123no you havent
>>222770145what
>>222770163you've never fantasized about your sister
>>222770118rancid where? in the anus?
>>222770123How big we talking?For me it's got to be at least 3 billsI like my bitches PHAT (and fat)
>>222770205you can lie to yourself but it makes no difference to me>>222770216she's a cow
>>222770086>the thoughts of what might happen in anudda world So you spend your time daydreaming about what life could be with her but are superficial enough to only encourage a "shagging"? Most would probably be more inclined to dedicate time to you if romance was in play and not just sex.
>>222770242cow or slampig?
>>222770260>if romance was in play and not just sex.dios mio libtards never learn
>>222770242Did she ever sit on you?
>>222770267shut the fuck up monkey>>222770288no
What would you do if you woke up and your dad was sucking your cock
>>222770307really wonder what type of mental illness makes someone ponder things like this
>>222770307I'd be like whaaaaaaaaat
>>222770307Once I accidentally on /gif/ I saw an amateur video of a faggot sucking off his stepdad.Fucking puke
>>222770318Homosexuality is not a mental illness chud
We’re going to have gay sex and then you’re going to become a girl for me and you’re going to be a good girl
my house has gained more value than ive made at my job so far this year and I make 6 figuresshits fucked
Society would be greatly improved if we did a sweeping execution of everyone in prison once every 10 years.
Punctured bicycleOn a hillside desolateWill nature make a man of me yet?When in this charming carThis charming man
I had sex with that anon's slampig sister and got a blowjob from that other anon's homosexual dadAMA
>>222770368oh my gosh poor richboi ur life sounds so hard sweaty
nothing makes me seethe more than people who are mean to service workersive literally been punched in the face by a drunk guy for literally no reason and im over it but I still think about the guy from years ago who insulted a cashier at a grocery store for making a small mistake that was instantly fixed and fantasize about ruining his life in some way
>>222770474Why did you leave out the alcoholic mom
i had sex with ur mom lel
>>222770490The world is full of broken people, but what makes me seeth more are the managers who take those peoples side every time, especially managers who make their employees enforce shitty policies that make customers angry but then use their managerial authority to let customers slide so they don't have to deal with it I would rather break my back and sweat buckets in a warehouse every day than have to deal with the subhumans called customers
>>222770492She rebuffed my advances
I'm sorry guys. I'm very high on methamphetamine and succumbing to alcohol poisoning from moonshine because I'm depressed from not getting any good dick
>>222770490Are you a heckin 6’4 300lbs big dude with scary tattoos and peepeepoopoo
Just fuck my ass already
>>222770490I worked at a best buy geek squad in college and then a full time IT position right after graduating, I am genuinely convinced that a good 90+% of people are just borderline psychopaths unable to empathize with others at all, I can't even count the number of conversations I've had over the years that start with the other person mad and screaming and swearing at anyone around them even if it's something they entirely caused themselves, not a joke or exaggerating I have a real hatred for humanity as a whole at this point and just assume that anyone I see in public is one wrong word away from exploding in some way
>>222770490>>222770536I once had a boomer piece of shit scream and cuss at me because I was telling him that instead of buying x just use our promo where you’d get the whole package for slightly more. He stormed out without even listening while cussing me
>>222770584With pleasure
>>222770607upselling is pretty annoying thoughnot lash out like a manchild annoying but I've always found it irksome even as the one doing it
>>222768876She's gonna mog Newsom
>Today, we celebrate each other. Because Canada is a nation of kind, compassionate, hardworking people — as remarkable and diverse as the landscapes we all call home.
>>222770687what a gay country
is 80f high for a thermostat in summer?coworker looked at me like a freak when I said that's what I set it to
I’m a little bitler of a big stinky shitler.
>>222770717yes
you got to be jorking me
>>222770607Those people usually have a lot going on and it just takes one straw to break their back, so to speak >>222770636I find it only annoying if it's deceitful or if it persists beyond a "no thanks"
>>222770636I guess it depends on the client and what you're selling, but generally upselling is super effective.>give people "three" "choices">they never pick the expensive one>sometime later they still like the product but also want a better oneIt's working pretty good for the car industry.>people buy a small car because it's cheap>over time the car gets pigfat and more expensive but people still want the same model>eventually they get old as fuck and can afford a $60k+ version of the car they have>a new cheap model is made>cycle repeats
>>222770713more of a post-national economic zone
one more W, for the lads
haven't watched any of the soccer and will never watch it
Just applied the eye drops,
>>222770871DUDE
>>222770717If you're not at home or live in a tropical area it's fine
>>222770861I watch it to see Euros seethe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVk0attpHI0
Dem white folk be mad jealous cuz they don get gubment programs like usDas rite Dijon Shadenasteea dem white folk be hypocrites. We be owed dis shit for real
>>222770880Yeh. Heheheheh.
Thermostat stays on 74 year round
A dude was killed by a crocodile in Puerto Vallarta.Also a face was found on the beach, they don't know who the face belongs to.Yes a "face", a real human face was found.
The idea of sexing up a girl's vagina with my stiff rod has occurred to me from time to time as a most pleasant thought
>>222768933>canada and usa have accessories and a gun>mexico has nothinghaha they're poorfags
Way I remember seeing a porno where they were cumming into the females eyes. It was butterface pawg Kelly Divine but bizarre to say the least.
>>222770951Ah yes, indubitably
drinking weed
im tired
You ever notice a girl staring at you with a disgusted expressionThis girl at the clinic was giving me that quintessential foid glare
>>222770976T Hanks would never
>>222770930for me its 68
>>222770490you have a pure soul
Lip fillers and piercings are fucking gross but somehow I'm still finding this woman I'm flirting with very attractive. How does that shit even work?
>>222770930mine's annoying as shit where 75+ is too warm but then it seems to run a lot if it's 74 and under. Probably shit insulation or something
>>222771000who is that?
>>222770687well said
>>222770937good thing they blew that place up so they could pretend to get rid of cartels in order to not to get invaded by the orange man
my life is meaningless
too drunk and high to doanything but get drunker and higher
>>222771087then give it meaning
>>222771087adopt a dog
>>222771111im too weak and retarded
>>222771100iktf bro ill be there soon
I f*cking love science!
>>222771135I hate mutts.
>>222771139this world is incredibly fucked up and evil. you need to start fixing it
A parked by a tree and then the next day a dead baby bird was cooking on the roof of my truck. I'm just gonna take that as nature's way of saying I shouldn't park there again.
>>222771159this but unironically
>>222771166I don't want to fix it I just want to get mine
show me your balls and then kill yourself
>>222771214get what
Went to the deli and got a sandwich
Parents are fighting again mom is crying again get me out of this hell hole
>>222771073What are you babbling about retard
>My mommY>. N.I>N h>In’s I’m. Is >She’s German>My m9mm mis. I. Momm6 9s momy is gene s m German These are the things people start to say when things get out of control. Going on the internet all like that.
>>222771304you should get out there and pick a side
I deserve this
canadians are so fucking gay, jesus christ
>>222771111what a stupid idea
>>222771304you should get a job and move out
>>222771304probably fighting because their adult son is a loser who still lives with them lol
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace
>>222770490Service workers that give dogshit service or are incompetent deserve negative feedback. Otherwise they'll just continue to give bad service
>>222771362gay
>>222771346vorefags are gross
>>222770963mexico has sovl
>>222771346I’m imagining what it would be like to have sex with her.
>>222771377yo mama
how are you guys celebrating Canada Day? I baked butter tarts >:3
>>222771353I do have a job I work at a strip club
watching gay porn and eating feces
>>222771416Sounds delicious. It is a lovely chill Canada Day.
>>222771416I prayed to vishnu
I can finally post images again
>click on sex tourism video>first person is an obese german manthese types of scumbags should be banned from traveling and using the internet and using /cum/ and breathing
Is it possible to get laid in Quebec City, or is all the fun in Montreal?
>>222771544you just hate the fact that he's winning
Dogberg loves stepping on me while I lay down
>>222771599post dogberg
>>222771544what's wrong with this
>>222771599good boy
>>222771599put him down
Imagine my fingrenails
>>222771668>fingrenailswot dat?
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>222771615
>>222771696he's cute
>>222771718He's a little trouble maker
>>222771544>he's happy>she's happy>random other people get mad because... uhh... fat old guys don't deserve relationships o algoMany such cases
>>222771304Shorty?
>>222771686It's not too bad. At least it's only a 4 day week due to the holiday
Who wants to eat my ass?
>>222771817Don't be a faggot
>>222771758Yes
>>222771817No one wants to eat your shit covered hairy ass
>>222771817i hate women so much
>>222771817Me in the middle
>>222771829mission impossible
I had a dream that I fell in love... but it was with a man?
>>222771890Middle is the hottest
>>222771861Schopenhauer ova 'ere
>>222771817women are so cringe
trans rights are human rights
i wanna join a terrorist organization but I don't know which
>>222771817me in the middle
>>222771416pizza and beer in the backyard
>>222771831*Hugs* hows sister
Trans lives splatter
>>222771954LOL
>>222771929*shoots up a middle school*Really makes you think or something
>>222771913Thank you
>>222771199kek gud post diss>>222770260fink you might be a bender
sophie rain is hot af
>>222771696what a polite looking fellow
>>222771817fuggin ell foids are so rancidopposite of foid i saw in park
>>222771947She is in a real bad spot she constantly talks about dying and has daily meltdowns it makes everyone here miserable
>>222771993yowza
>>222772021hit her with the back hand
>>222772006He's not I tried hand feeding him and he bit my fucking finger
>>222772021Do you ever give her hugs Your parents are very irresponsible for having their arguments in a way that you can hear
I find it to be very funny how low status incel betas will create this elaborate calculus and spreadsheets of ways to analyze every minute detail of body language and human interaction to try and determine if a girl is attracted to them. It's the peak of delusional ignorance how they count the ratio of times they touched their hair, or their feet turned towards them vs inwards/away from them, how long they held eye contact, did they look up to the left or down to the right when breaking eye contact, etc.This level of autistic overanalysis could only be dreamed up by someone who has never experienced what it is like to be desired by the opposite sex. You won't have to guess when a girl likes you, they are extremely forward and aggressive to guys they like, it would probably destroy their souls if they saw what it's like to be on the other side of that. They treat guys they want the same way simps treat girls they want, obsessively texting and calling, finding stupid excuses to get near them or spend time together, constantly putting their hands on shoulder and chest, "joking" about how they're soul mates, etc so on so on.The massive difference between the frigid and restrained personality you witness vs the guy she wants is night and day. Might as well be 2 different people.
Maybe I’m the pirate
>>222772031leaf poster is cute OwO
Trick or treat is the last thing you'll hear until I'm sawing half your ears off
>>222772058Is this a pasta? Those guys remind me of the PUAs selling courses from the olden days, as if that type of overanalysis is ever useful
>>222771935I used to be with antifa but lately I've been getting more into jihadism after my conversion to Islam
>>222771935The United States military or cia
>>2227719673 out of >4000 school shootings were done by trans people, one of which was a couple shooting with a trans perp and a cis perp working as a pair.
>>222772040She will scratch me to death if I did >>222772057She doesn't like hugs
Reading Google maps reviews of 1 star hotels is pretty funny
>>222771304Im sorry anon, I will pray another decade of the rosary for them and you.
>>222772089No but feel free to copy-paste it and then it would be pasta. Not to brag or anything, but I've authored several copy pastas some which still get posted around to this day. It's one of my few skills. Useless maybe, but its something.
A bunch of tourists drowned in my city, I thought europeans knew how to swim.
>>222772116>She doesn't like hugsWhy not? How about just a arm around her shoulders?
>
>>222772117i like reading the ones for massage parlors and mental hospitals
>>222772156This so much this
>>222772148No that would be weird we aren't very close
>>222772117when i worked at a restaurant 3 separate people mentioned my name in 1 star reviews
>>222772179She has to be comforted :(
>>222772156It doesn't work that way, you have to be good-looking; muscles are optional.
>>222772114FACT: 100% of school mass shooting deaths in Canada in 2026 were caused by troons
>>222772156Tbf you do have to have a pretty ballsy charismatic personality to come up to someone and say a thing like that
>>222772156I've never actually seen soylent IRL
When you take the time to peel a potato and it's rotten on the inside
>>222772190She will be comforted when she gets her surgery
>>222772209we did it, reddit!
>>222772117Check out 1 star ratings of prisons and police stations too those are often a riot
At a party once, saw a grills boobie hang out of her dress. I don’t think she realized it. I wanted to keep me lady honor and tell her but as a manlet I probably would’ve come across as a creep. So I kept walking.Only time I’ve ever seen a boobie irl
Kaitlin Clark gets attacked by violent monkeys every times she tries to play basketball.By the way, that blonde chick that was pointing in that video is hot as fuck.
>>222772235Have you played any kotor games yet
>>222772235>she
ICE is in my area I'm so scared i am crying and shaking really hard right now
Back in my day, troons were called shemales, and they were hot and weren't afraid to use their giant cocks.
>>222772265Both mudsharks lmao
wish there were some ice cream in my area
>>222772270So many veterans I kw have joined ICE, it's awesome. They're having fun.>>222772288retard
One time on the greyhound this Asian qt3.14 lady dropped her wallet when we were getting off in Dallas. I tried calling to her 'excuse me' but she ignored me. I tried 3 times and she began speeding up and trying to get away from me, so I threw it down a sewer drain. It was one of my finest moments
>>222772270Get your whistles out sistas resist fascism always
ICE in my diet coke right now. I’m literally shaking and peeing
>>222772319>I threw it down a sewer drain.If you're going to throw it away might as well at least take the money out
>>222772288>Kaitlin ClarkShe has a white bf albeit
>>222772270are you hispanic or trans? if not you probably don't need to worry
>>222772319When I was in Japan a woman dropped her umbrella cover and I gave it back to her so she thanked me . Then we walked a ways and met again at a crosswalk, so she bowed and thanked me again. Then later in the day we saw each other in a mall and she thanked me again but I can tell it was getting annoying for her lol silly orientals
>>222772262The closest I've come is seeing a busty woman bend over in a low-cut tank top
>>222772349Yeah everyone always says that. I'm not sure if there even was any cash in there, I don't think so but maybe I just didn't check.
DON'T FORGET ME there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard
>>222772395Kek you should have kept "accidentally" crossing paths with her and see how many thanks you could collect
>>222772268No my computer recently broke >>222772269It's jaw surgery not bottom surgery like you got
vagina poop
>>222772293corr gud kittingtonshire
>>222772548>vagina poopI've been warned and banned for shitty blurry drunken pics, that the mods said were low quality posts, but this is fine, think about that.
>>222772270kek is diss from a reddit post
>>222772585vagina poop
>>222772637>>222772637New
>>222772303>veterans in ICEI'd rather suck start a shotgun than work for privileged bureaucrats again.
>>222772585God hates trannitors