Prev >>222768933Women born after 1893 can’t cook. All they know is Charleston, shake a cocktail, wise crack, drive a car and lie edition
Smoke cigarettes edition
Lemon tree very prettyAnd the lemon flower is sweetBut the fruit of the poor lemonIs impossible to eat
>>222772637sniffin' dat brappingtonnasal penetration
>>222772637Left>>222772677So true
Regret not getting the cheesecake
>>222772637>Can Jew?
Stewarts pizza is rather dankish brosSome straight up digiorno level shit and I ain't capping
a white autist is speaking, listen and learn
low cut too and exposed navel seems to be “in” this year
I want to hire a fashion consultant
>>222772755How do you tuck your guns into low risers like that?A lot of women are about to lose a lot of points...
Gunt not guns lol
>>222772755cute twink belly
>>222772774Did you mean “tuck your gunt”
>>222772832Yes thank you >222772788
There was no basement lol
there never was no marriage
chillin in da tubI’m like a little piece of broccoli rnsteamed n shit
>>222772832would
>>222772832the woman in your sloppa is hot thoughbeit
The first cold beer after an excruciating physical endeavor
my wife made crab rangoons today for the first time, they came out pretty good for her first time
>find video on interesting topic>presenter is boring as shit despite the fact that it should be east to make entertaining>flip back and forth between it and other videos because I keep getting bored with it>don't retain any of ityep I'm cooked
>>222772942nice
>>222772967Pendejo.
>>222772998>Pendejo.
>>222772967Did you watch the futbol last night?
giwtwm
>>222773038you vill procreate vith ze bugs
thoughtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-iy8HOuZo
>>222773034I did see the Mexico game, it was good, but I really have a hard time getting into it
modelo sucks. i'd rather have a miller high life
>>222773062low hanging fruit
Finna take a bath then go to sleep if anyone gives a fuck
>>222773071it wasn't available
I don't understand how someone so evil could create someone so pretty
>>222772637>I'm not shitposting, I'm releasing wisdom from my crack
>>222773082this. comedy is about punching up, not down
Made my mortgage payment. I'm hoping it'll be the last one, ever, because I have a bunch of money saved up and I want to make one gigantic payment later this month and completely pay the whole thing off.
>>222773067They're playing England next week. If they win, which they might, the after party is gonna last for days.
The SSPX has gone ahead with the ordination of their bishops and thus has automatically been excommunicated. Very sad.
for me,
>>222773110good luck, hopefully you do it!!!
i get knocked down but i get up again
>>222773116they're officially protestant
>>222773115if I was watching with a crowd of Mexicans in Mexico, it would be different/better
I don't like it when people wave Mexican flags in the US
>>222773142From the picture I thought you were in Puerto Vallarta
>>222773155I don't like it when braindead rednecks chant USA
>>222773171Tienes que volver Juan
>>222773171Your brain should be dead
>>222773071Beer is a shit alcoholic beverage
>>222773132I saw them (Chumbawumbe) perform after a rain at a concert, they started with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0cAWgTPiwM>>222773169no, that was from the cartel hissy fit day
Now it’s raining, so I must have an indoors beer. Or as I like to call it: “tequila”
Dogberg pushes the ball under the couch on purpose then demands that I retrieve it for him
>>222773247do it faggot
>>222773155its just a cloth dude
>>222773247kwab
>>222773259Shant be
Feeling sleepy
School bully not so tough after being molested
Oh well look at my life bet you can't tell but it's kinda bad time
You guys ever worry that your life will pass by without you making a positive impact in the world. I don’t mean wealth or sex or even success but going out not helping people when you could have?
>>222773342Why did you molest him
>>222773350not enough to do anything about it
>>222773132i get knocked up but i get down again
>>222773350I think I've held enough doors open for the elderly to satisfy that feeling
>>222773211You have an immature palate. Beer is an excellent alcoholic beverage because it quenches thirst better than wine and pairs well with food and snacks.
I killed a guy for disagreeing with me
Every day I feel less and less like browsing this site or the internet in general. Does that happen to you guys? Who am I kidding? Just because of the flag, you're going to ignore me anyway. Good luck, I'm going to watch a movie at the theater next door or something like that. Bye bye.
fucking hate old people
>>222773350
>>222773406Got what I wanted still doesn't sit right
>>222773404>going to watch a movie at the theater next door or something like thatWhat movie? Obsession?
had another bad dream about flunking high school
>>222773406i hate old people, young people, and people my own age
Got any plans for the 4th?
Madam President
>>222773404yes it happens to me. I've finally started to fix my life and coming here eats into the little free time I have, and my time would be much better spent sending a message to someone in my family
Pro tip if someone complains or wants you to do something you can just agree and then continue doing what you're doingThis works especially well on women and really mind fucks them bad
>>222773350helping people is just a natural part of life if you're not a psychopath
>>222773509/cum/ is forever. Your family is temporary. They don't even know you
>>222773495church burning
>>222773504Doesn't fix her ugly ass face
>>222773407most based thing ever said
>>222773504Did they uh?
Evens do itOdds don't
>>222773404phwoarpropa cute kittingtonshire diss wunhairfta be sed
>>222773404What do you mean because of the flag. This is as much your home as ours. >>222773407On the one hand I kind of understand this mentality. On the other hand it’s completely understandable if you’re dedicating your entire time here to the kingdom to come. We are to become like children to enter the Kingdom of God, and children recoil from the same bitterness adults learn to enjoy.
>>222773555 tf is wizz
Wish I had some meat to slobber on
>>222773533not really a fan of the homosexual community tbqhwyfamalam
Picking up me da from the airport tonight
phwoar any clairo fans?check out strongboimuch better>>222773097nah shes too tarnished to be pretty
>>222773577Probably like kik but for the teenfags of today
>>222773578Meet up with me and I'll give you 6 inches of meat
lucky charms aren't very good
I'm unintentional comic relief
>>222773578just slobber on da's meat
>>222773602Fruit loops for me
>>222773602yup had em wunce. was like eating diabetic pisswater wuv crinkly bits in
Make it make sense in real time, or play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The ball's in your court. Do you want to fuck around and find out?
I think they're intentionally setting up a fuel crisis that obviously we're in right now and a food crisis that is going to hit either this month into August or this fall (the dog days of Sirius or harvest symbolism, could go either way). Because if this was a sincere attempt by ZOG to deal with Iran as quickly as possible then why fuck around for 6 months with an air war that clearly isn't going to overthrow the Iranian government? They haven't even taken Kharg Island and they're no closer to launching the full ground invasion you'd need to actually take care of Iran for Israel. Fuel infrastructure has been "mysteriously" blowing up all through this too. There's nothing to be gained by keeping this going unless shortages are the point
>>222773620i'd eat fruit loops without milk sometimes
man eat steak pork chitlin
>>222773653Quasimodo predicted all of this
>>222773655I always did that because I didn't like soggy cereal
>>222773591Shelly is better than Clairo (it's just clairo)
okay, just one more creamsicle and then ill stop
>>222773591Elder Zoomer Yolandi Visser
>>222773688Nothing will change since Zelensky is safe in his bunker in Israel
>>222773710bit sexist diss
>>222773688it's kyiv
I made a big pan of Rice Krispy Treats ^w^
>>222773698who the fuck is shelly>>222773716corr lived die antwoord
>>222773716FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>222773748phwoar excellent birbingtonshire-on-perch
Don't like how they murder animals in these survival shows it's a waste of the animals life
>>222773750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQil1TC6rw
>>222773773i mean .. define waste
>>222773781look in the mirror buddy!
Found an intruder in my closet. Citing castle doctrine I executed the threat (not really I pushed him into a dustpan and put him outside my window and shook the dustpan so he’d fly away)
>>222773780unfortunately its outside youtube link clicking hours
>>222773097She's probably been getting bogged since her teens
>>222773614How did you know I made that post too
GO USAGO USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALETS GO USA USA USA !!!!!!!U S A S A
>>222773793I have a rule of burning any bug that invades my room it's the highest crime they can commit
>>222773688NEH
water tastes too boring
>>222773793imagine if somewun bundled you in a dustpan and threw you out of own homenot womfy
>>222773803They finna lose on GOD
>>222773710ninja pedophile?
all the federales say
>>222772832Still would. You're gay if you say no.
>>222773828Not tonight>>222773842No me mates por favor
when it comes to soccer, no one wins
>>222773820I generally try to be merciful and throw them outside. Unless they give me the ick in a bad way. I feel bad about killing a little jumping spider 2 ish weeks ago. If I could go back I’d redo that and capture and release him. >>222773825Im the Rupert Lowe of insects in my home. I don’t care, they all have to go home. I wish I lived in a place with wall lizards, I’d be cool with them hanging out.
eye doctor appointment tomorrowmight get culver's for lunch while i'm out
>>222773871Kinda tea actually
>>222773793an actual native english speaker would say something like "eliminated the threat" or "neutralized the theat"
>>222773890I once posted that I went to an eye doctor and got prescription lenses and some Germoid chimped out at me saying how weird that was
>>>/sp/156078017wtf is this post
>>222773842phwoar propa gud choon diss
>>222773902Nigga he's from Canada
>>222773890Get a lazer beam shot in your eye bitch
>>222773907find all german posters weird and.anal desu
>>222773890
>>222773911/sp/ is the worst board
>>222773171New England style snobbery on full display here
How do Americans remember all these states?
>>222773902>>222773915It’s over
>>222773915ah, my mistake>>222773890एक असली अंग्रेजी बोलने वाला कुछ ऐसा कहेगा जैसे खतरे को खत्म कर दिया या खतरे को बेअसर कर दिया
>>222773939i live in central trankland
>>222773943Have you been to /polska/?
HO will be delivering my food this evening :] Thank you for your service, Ho.
>>222773820literal psychopath behavior
>>222773973tip him well. their base pay is comical.
>>222772962Get Adderall anon.>>222773350I kinda don't give a shit anymore.>>222773404I have periods where I don't visit 4chan at all I'll be doing something else like catching up on my backlog or something, but no matter what I always end up back here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx4UQa3aPCothis ones good
>>222773973it come with egg wuh
>>222773967Yeah but there are some really weird folks over there. Some of them are ok but many of them are very strange. Not a fan of the constant softcore hentai shit they post either
Oh CanadaOur home and native dumpTrue patriot hateIn all thy saars command
>>222773996>take drugs lmao
>>222773977I'm going insaaaaane
Name someone who's famous for being the friend of a famous person
>>222773985LOL no. I refuse to tip I literally never do it. It will be hella busy too but I still ain't doing it. I'll just be patient and not be mean to him, that's the best I can do lmao.
>>222774031Gayle King
>>222774031kim kardashian for being friends with paris hilton
>>222773803Please beat the Bosnians those balkanshits need to be humbled
>>222774045Her father was famous
>>222774045Yeah that's why she's famous
Thinking about Asian pussyThey do get my penis excited though they're very dry and unemotional when it comes to sex-ery
>>222774031Haim. No one would care about them if they didn't hang with Taylor Swift
>>222774031Paul Shaffer
Sexism: the ideology of sex
>>222774073>they
>>222774064They do be screaming and making those weird sex noises like JAV tho
Not brushing my rotten teeth tonight
>>222774110Anon please take care of your teeth if you don’t you can develop heart problems from it
>>222774084There's three of them right?
pretended to be someone else in an argument to make some people mad then closed the thread
Soccer is boring on GOD
>>222774042i hope he spits in your food
>>222774097They do that in real life as well?>>222774149BASED!
>>222774097Porn isn't real life sadly
>>222774149I hate when people do this here
>>222774155lighten her skin 20% and make the bush twice as big
>>222774155duh
>>222774155fr fr?
I'm a professional at getting ghosted by women on dating apps
>>222774170I only do it when people are being dumb
Time for the /cum/ hydration break
Anytime I go out I'm leaking money out my wallet. The gas tank gets lower, inevitably i buy a snack along the wayBeing a shut in is the only affordable mode of existence
>>222774161>They do that in real life as well?Yes and the weird part is they didn't even watch JAV to know that, it's just intrinsic to asian women apparently>>222774163I agreed with everything you said except asian (from Asia I mean) women do make those weird screams and noises even if they always just starfish
>>222773902Compromised to a permanent end
Just did a gushy poo. >>222774215Nice think I'll do the same lad.
>>222774175It's already an edit of the original blonde
>>222774233Eat more fibre
>>222774218Nah Asian women definitely don’t make jav porn noises. What they do, and I don’t watch jav so idk if it’s common, is they really like sucking on nipples. Had multiple Asians women sucking on my chest like I had tits, very strange
Let's keep the leaf train going!
Right well there go the heart palpations
clawing peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar like a raccoon because i don’t own utensils and i’m too poor for real food. this is exactly what i thought life would turn out to be when i was a bright eyed bouncing babby boy
>>222774260>is they really like sucking on nipplesThis is from JAV lol you ain't slick nigga!
they were saying boo-urns
If it weren't for hoors I would never know what real irl non digital in person seggs is like
>dude has man titsLMAO
>>222774276You're an American, you could bag groceries and make almost $50k CAD per year, no excuses for you.
>>222774278I really never watched jav, don’t watch porn at all anymore but when I did I never watched it past clips.
>>222774276>i’m too poor for real foodReal food is cheap.some eggs and chicken breast is not expanding. You are just lazy
life is a test
>>222774149corr gud wapu diss
>>222774276I eat whole salted peanuts. Fiber is important
North American Ngubus sucks
>>222773973>>222774042Ho’s mad
Just drank some milk. Are you calciummaxxing /cum/bros?
>>222774303i don’t own a fork nigga you think i got a frying pan
>>222774331>he doesn't own a forkstop larping as a homeless bum
It’s over
I’ve always loved light greens. And also dark greens. Any natural-looking green colour is good.
Tipping is a very American sentiment. In the US of A you're expected to pay a 25-30% gratuity at the bare minimum. Crazy.
>>222774354kwab
IM AFRAID OF AMERICANSIM AFRAID OF THE /CUM/IM AFRAID I CANT HELP ITIM AFRAID I CANT ...
>>222774354>fireworks are extreme weather
>>222774354God literally hates us
>>222774357Third world migrant workers should have to tip us since they’re a net tax burden subsidized by actual Canadians
>>222774368not the best headline
>>222774368Maybe they’re naturally occurring fireworks
>>222774367>IM AFRAID OF AMERICANSThere is nothing to be afraid of Iran has proved we are a paper eagle now.
>>222774346i dont. i only just got a pillow and blanket this week
>>222774370We are a Biblically cursed Nation.
>>222774374how about doubling or tripling the income tax on TFWs and then doing a negative income tax for real canadians
>God hates us allThat's a great Slayer song \m/
grammar is gay
I went to the Chinese buffet for lunch.
I slept with a Japanese girl and 2 Chinese girls and all made the jav squeaky moans fwiw
>>222774403Nigga you blew up their islamo-pope in 1 day, it's more like dangerously incompetent leadership rather than a paper tiger
>>222774426Finally someone who understands what I was sayin'
>>222774425did you get the chinese donuts
>Uber Jeets has gotten into the online gambling racket nowWeird. This shit's getting out of control.
>>222774442none of them starfished either I was pleasantly surprised. it's great when a girl is interacting
>>222774404You can probably find some free or cheap cooking stuff on FB marketplace or Craigslist
>>222774456>Uber has ads nowgrim
>>222774456Uberjeets constantly sends me "deals" that seemingly do not exist nor can be claimed. That has to be against CRTC rules somehow.
Kaitlin Bennett is probably the worst in terms of skill at this type of right wing street interview stuff. It's like she's not self aware enough to know when she's getting embarrassed and should edit out a clip.
>>222774437He was a decrepit old man with cancer who deliberately made himself a sitting duck so as to die a martyr, as is admired among the Shia
Based American sniper killing the Bosnians with that goal, Sarajevo their asses again!
If your daughter became a whore would you do the right thing and support her decision?
The black man marches on
>>222774437All we managed to do is piss all Shia Muslims off and raise gas prices while driving more countries closer to China. All Gulf states are pissed at us, Israel is pissed at us for not just glassing Iran, and we are still at risk of a major oil crisis soon if this goes on to long.
>>222774490>greatest islamic soldier hero>retarded bickering makes him an outcast for many years before his deathTruly a false religion when even the earliest adherents were all corrupt and evil lol
>listening 2 manowar>demaio is italian, not nordic>mf is not pagan, is christian and is part of a templar ong>has an album for england, not america or at least norwaywhat did he mean by this?
>>222774510>All Gulf states are pissed at usIf anything they are more pissed at Iran for actually bombing them instead of letting them continue to LARP as Islamists while openly being friends of Israel & the US
life is a giant pile of fucking shit
Real hobbies are expensive. Gooning is really the only hobby that's basically free
>>222774551Porn is free because you pay with your soul
>>222774542Only yours. My life is amazing and superior to every other humans life
>>222774542here's why that is a good thing
I want to quit being a porn star
I get a nightmare every time I sleep in my room so I sleep in the living room now
Tonight's dvd of choice is jackass the movieTruly one of the films of all time
>>222774542Good news
My cam whore has fallen in love with meWe're going to build a life and family together. See you losers later
I saw a very hot girl at the grocery store today. She was wearing loose fitting sweat pants but her butt and legs looked very nice in them.
Wonder if birdbro made it through the heat wave. Poor little guy.
I have never had a pic post sideways after cropping until this last update motorola and google are gay as fuck
>>222774607Kwab
>>222774519>listening to manowaryou gay or something
>>222774397Crazy how nature do that
>>222774613what is even the point of that stupid thing
>>222774426Would give anything to be on the right
>>222774643you're too ugly sorry kid
>>222774629>phone postingyour kind should be excuted
>>222774627story? looks like a juvenile bird
>>222774527No they are more pissed at us for failing to protect them like our government said it would. Countries like the UAE are more fucked because they relied on expats and if expats don't feel safe there they aren't coming back.
Hello.I want American friends.I’d like to go for drives, go fishing, and play video games (I especially like FPS) with them.Please be my friend.Thank you.
Chin up at least we weren't born with one of those freakish congenital conditions were you have massive eyes and weird face Remember there's always someone weaker and worse off than yourself that you can get a sadistic thrill out of being superior to
hello cumstains
The most based thing about Gracie Abrams is that her father killed Soy Wars
tits are cute birbingtons
>>222774710she's a talentless nepo retard
>>222774675>emirs bend the knee to Israel>get betrayedShocker! Did they think Net & Yoohoo would have a sense of ‘noblesse oblige’ for his newfound slaves?
>>222774669Saw a cute bird on the sidewalk. Looked at it for a bit. It tried to fly over a wall but got maybe a foot off the ground each time slamming into it. On the other side was a park. I went to pick it up and it jump flew away like another foot. Then I approached it again and slowely tried to pick it up. The second time it let me. I then carried it over to the park and set it down in the grass where it could hunt for insects.
Female docs often have wide eyed psycho eyes.
I got a salmon in the oven. This time I just brushed it with butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. No need to go overboard like last time with Old Bay, garlic powder, onion powder, red pepper flake and smoked paprika.
>>222774734Cute knee
>>222774726just small bags of sand
>>222774701Are you the guy from Yakutsk
Fuck blump
>>222774740have you tried just plain lemon slices?
>>222774734nature is evil
>>222774740umm dont fink you need paprika fornsalmon and taste much better using real slices of garlic cloves and big white onion rings
>>222774734It probably just fledged and was still relying on parents to feed him. Right?
america is the first country in history to have to play two countries at once during the world cup. bosnia AND herznebechanezzar at the same time? unfair!
List of talentless hacks:>JJ Abrams>Christopher Nolan>Joss Whedon>Steven Spielberg>Ed Sheeran>Imagine Dragons>Tupac>Kendrick Lamar>Idles>The White Stripes>Nickelback>Pearl Jam>Mumford and Sons>Foo Fighters
>>222774761Yes>>222774775You don't know anything about cooking, leave me alone
>>222774701Konnichiwa dude
>>222774785You must be at least 18 years old to use this website. Please abstain from further posting until then.
>>222774777I put the pics into ChatGPT to see if I made a mistake touching it for next time. But it said that it looks like it’s old enough to hunt for itself. If it’s exhibiting the hop flying behaviour then it can already grab insects on its own. This was before a massive heatwave tho I hope the little guy/girl made it
How do I poo without having to wipe after
>>222774740>>222774775>>222774795https://youtu.be/mCzzlGcpll0
Use this for the new
ddamn eminem goes hard as fuck
>>222774815Probably. Poles love birds right? Storks and eagles especially
>>222774817use a bidet
Real slim shady (clean version) was my jam when I was 9
>>222774817Ask Brian to lick you clean instead
>>222774847Idk, I had an uncle that raised pigeons, but that was back in Canada. I really like birds. If I were rich I’d own some birds. Too high maintenance when you have to work unfortunately
>>222774865Sadly I haven't seen Brian here in a while I miss that nigga
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>>/sp/156084350>>>/sp/156084351
>>222774893Fuck racism
>>222774824Ragebait + I have professional kitchen experience as a dishwasher and line cook.
>>Fuck racism
I CAME TO GOON4'10
>>222774865dat nigga DID love to eat da poo poo fr tho
>professional experience as a line cook Congrats on being a loser crackhead o algo
>>222774921You are going to have a mental break down in November stupid chud lol
>>222774951>>222774951New
>>222774950nice projection, cuckie
>>222774944That's really rude to say to someone you don't even know
cant wait for my future gf to get railed by chad in 3 days
pretty sure whoever was supposed to be my soulmate killed themselves and now the universe is just waiting for me to kms too
>>222775090awfully specific
It'd be so based if they let only Americans bring their firearms into the stadium so they could shoot them into the air to celebrate when they score a goal
Playing Skyrim at launch on my Xbox 360 was probably the peak of my entire life honestly
