>>222797096Not really noDo you cut your own hair too lol
on the flintstones slots
leftypol thinking paying some Jeet to deliver your processed and deep fried slop is definition of being "cultured"
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/NFfXe6DpRS0
>>222797136Would be more like paying the barber to drive over and cut your hair
>>222797136No I'm bald you fat lazy cunt
wahey
was spinning a pair of scissors on my finger and they flew into my face and now my eveyebrow is bleeding
>>222797136Fat cunt can’t cook.
>>222797136I pay white people to do it. The country would be a better place if you executed every person who attends a Turkish barbers. Simple as. England would probably lose a lot of support at the world cup as a consequence of this policy too kek.
If you use Deliveroo, Uber Eats and that sort of thing you are literally, quite literally, selling the country to foreign illegals.The good news is if you don't have enough self-restraint to not shove fast food down your gullet at every waking moment, you deserve to lose your country.
can you spare some cutter me brothers?
>>222797187Simply fortunate that I'm not so poor that getting food delivered is some weird source of shame
>I'm bald
took me a while to get this
>>222797197Yeah mate I'm sure they'd all suddenly disappear if people stopped ordering food in once a fortnight lol
>he willingly deals with some stink jeet/african knocking on his door multiple times a week Pathetic
>>222797229not hard is it
do it
oh what was it, barking?
How about it's the Flintsteins and they own the rock quarry and most of the dinosaur labor.
which is your favourite pizza
>>222797229I don't get it
>>222797283maybe this guy can tell you >>222797249
>>222797275The one that isn't cooked and delivered by colonizing thiridies. Simple as.
>>222797237If you're down to once a fortnight, you may as well just knock it on the head.
>>222797308
>>222797275The one I cook myself and not the slop you have to pay £60 for in deliveries
nth for the gyaldem
>>222797275bbq chicken
>>222797275nothing like a slice of plain cheese in nyc
>>222797275Pickles and beans
just bought a paki pizza
alri should I kill myself or nah
>>222797275alfredo, feta, mushroom, pineapple. is the banana one real? i had banana sushi once and it was actually pretty good
>>222797330sup traitor
>>222797333nah
>>222797275Sausage
>>222797330Did you ask for extra spit or was it complementary as usual?
Ate a kebab earlier
>>222797275ham pineapple
there's been a terrible accident
Just shagged a paki fanny
best pizza i've ever had was from a greek pizzeria
>>222797367i only ask your mum for that
>>222797333get some pizza instead
>>222797333Nah
Here a lot of places have their own drivers/apps, like Dominos and KFC. But since I learned how to cook I haven't ordered anything. >>222797333nah
Fuck now I'm proper hungry
>>222797369Frozen stuff from Iceland?
Honest predictions on the state of this country in 2050? Politically, economic and demographically?
Just found out that 60-66kg is the ideal weight for a 5’7 man
>>222797411Nah from the kebab shop delivered by a fit brown man with blue eyes
ham and pineapple chimp for me
ordered four naans
>>222797431You fucking piece of shit.
>>222797444i have two but one is on her deathbed
>>222797436>>222797436
>>222797429concerning, so I should be 70 probably and I'm 79-80
>>222797379Don't mind this
>>222797444Your nans all lesbians then?
might drink drive to popeyes (again)
Just ordered some fish and chips from the British owned chippy and will be picking it up myself. Leftypol seething.
>>222797379tell us more
>>222797283the girl can pay it without suffering but the boy sent him everything he has
i'm fucking hornyjust had a shower though and the water was cold because my water pressure is low but I won't do anything about it because I'm a worm
>>222797466>>222797498I quite clearly said 'naans'
>>222797427Brazil but with dogshit weather and China-tier restrictions on personal freedoms.
>>222797429Should be 81, I'm actually 98. Fuck sake.
>>222797501Damn, you have popayes there? Is it good?
it stands to reason that I've got my bum out
Which beers should i get on the way home from toil then ?
need blood... must drink blood...
>>222797427Average age 85 after the reform government of 2029-2039 lead to mass emigration of young people
>>222797558Peroni
>>222797550yes it's far better than kfc but quite expensive
>>222797554absurd calumny
>>222797510i hear the english use pollock. i hope it's not true.
>>222797550NTA, but it was pretty bosh in Spain, you could order pints there too which was kino, I was just popping in for a take away pint.
not even had an erection for 2 days out of nowhere. is this the end
>>222797579Alri ill give em a go
Wonder what Peter Hitchens will blame skunk on next
United Kingdom. !
>>222797599Couple Steel Reserve tallboys too
>>222797319Last for the pedodem.
what would happen if elon tried to turn his trillion dollars into cash
Will the Bennie system and NHS even be a thing by 2050? I highly doubt it. What happens then?
>>222797584>>222797591I've been told it's good, how expensive are we talking?
Check out my dick.
watching the 80s and 90s sherlock holmes
Dominic "Why did you Name me This way" Cummings
>>222797533get a man round
>>222797634United States of America would default on their loans and Pound Sterling would become standard international reserve currency
Holocaust of cockroaches.
People cry about foreigners and yet here you are posting in an edition brought to you by yanks. Rather than the /brit/ thread made by a /brit/on for the /brit/ish
>>222797660could just have a wank surely
if portugal wins it's going to be chaos
>>222797642you won't get much for less than a tenner
>>222797634Unironically an economic crash as a literal trillion is pulled out of the market and not put anywhere else. Yet people will still tell you that we don't need to limit wealth even when some spacker like Elon, could cause a global crash ruining countless lives, just by cashing out.
United Kingdom.
Taking the bf to mykonos
i'm gonna go get the shinebox get the shinebox
>>222797701fucking spacker you don't understand how stocks work. be quiet.
>>222797710weird and hurtful lie
listening to the doors
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant.
Great British Pound Sterling.
>>222797674
Need to huff Emma Watson’s pooey farts.
>>222797721It's you who doesn't understand, you fucking moron, you pull a trillion out of the market and create panic and you have a crash. Kys.
12hrs sleep.
>>222797745leftypoppy
>>222797741rorke flabbergasted and bamboozled
>>222797741I don't do any of those things though?
*contemplates the universe*Right well that's enough of that
>>222797690It's the same prices here for KFC I think but in Euro>>222797710it's too fucking expensive and there's so many people during season
Abide the law.
lots and lots of talking, millions of tiktok and insta videos about how the evil bllionaires are all to blame for the worlds problems. and what is actually being done about it by anybody? absolutely nothing
>>222797747you can't pull a trillion out of the market. that's not how the market works. be quiet.
>>222797741then there's me driving a korean car never going to the pub eating fish and chips watching my korean TV sat on my temu chesterfield sofa (made in china)
How many seething incels we got in the house tonight? Can I get a HELL YEAH!
>>222797786they do nothing
>>222797765posting on an american website using a phone made in asia
>>222797777You gay?Anywhere better to go? Been gran can and torremolinos before
my bumit's out
United Kingdom. !!
mental how she died
>>222797741oh yeah? what language is my internal monologue in? fucking rat
>>222797787>You can't sell stocksI couldn't even fathom being as retarded as you, lad.
>>222797811Is that boxxy
>>222797811quite peng for a killer
Sir Frasier "Frasier" Dr. Frasier Crane, PhD.
Right
erm
Even the working class southerners are more curious and erudite and open minded than their northern counterparts.North is utter hell its so anti intellectual. Cant stand how romanticised it is on here.
United Kingdom...
feel sorry for my mum and dadthey really didnt deserve a son like me
>>222797817
Right well that's a lad's feet and arsehole
earphones only work in one ear
>>222797821do you understand what happens when stocks as sold? do you think they disappear into thin air and are converted to cash? cannot imagine being such a thick cunt
Might order a hooker to sit on my GFs face for her birthday. Thoughts?
Pump
>>222797865dont beat yourself upyou can be a great person x
elon musk taking his stocks to the bank and asking for $1t in exchange, there and then
>>222797852It's mostly norfs on 4chan, that's why. Soufs are busy ordering uberjeers and getting ethnically cleansed.
https://voca.ro/19sPnipRkKuw
if you're ever getting motion sickness like at sea or something, put one earphone in. just one.
>>222797924Hi faresa
Should be 100% tax on wealth over a billion desu
>>222797883i'll do it for free mate
https://voca.ro/1dndEV51lpRz
>>222797882The price crashes until a willing buyer is found yeah. It's called supply and demand, if someone instadumps 1 trillion of stocks then the price goes down as simply isn't the demand. How do you think stock prices crash? I'm embarrassed for you, lad.
I am Fares R1b Cornish
>>222797932https://voca.ro/1bePNlfGTkBQ
Last time I ate KFC was in 2018 probably, we had a sandwich called Crunch which was 1.50 euro (just lettuce,chicken and sauce) I would order two, and then 12 spicy wings for 5 euros and a small pepsi with fries. About 11 Euros total. >>222797777No I'm not gay but I've been to many islands. But if you want to party and go to house music clubs Mykonos is the place. That's the one thing I don't like about many Greek islands is that there's no electronic music scene to go. Zakynthos is great, Naxos/Paros is great and less expensive, Skiathos, Thasos, Lefkada, Skopelos
Dogbergs have occupied my bed
feeling aimlessmight smoke some niggerweed
>>222797930put it in where hehe x
>>222797975https://voca.ro/114KtCQJDiFv
Imagine being an ordinary Jersey lad born on a dairy farm and marrying a Cornish dairy princess
reckon culture is stagnating or dying or dead. like what new cultural institutions are emerging. feels like everything has been built and deconstructed and rearranged to the point that its all been done and film and tv are only like 100 years old and already most themes have been done to death
so unnecessary
oops>>222797985wrong tag>>222797801
Um
>>222797994only a white man can look at this and figure out a way to get off to it
how can the markets be so confident in his space company? does anyone think this autistic cunt is going to the moon?itll just be elizabeth holmes 2.0
gay ass nigga said so unnecessary
>>222797971i've been saying this for years when people say x could buy 1000000000 of y based on their net worth of 100bn or whatever. they don't understand net worth. they don't realise you have to sell the stock, and the price goes down if someone tries to dump it. but it doesn't disappear. you were implying that it's sold for cash and vanishes.
stuntpegg bumx
>>222798028kill yourself
it's chicken noodle soup time
>>222798033where?
>>222798033don't see one
>>222798010ok
>>222798038;(
>>222798033lush
scremaiing
cockmogs me!
For me, it's VY canis majoris
invest in british space programs!
>>222798065would you think i was fit if my belly looked like that
>>222798056>>222798062
Yeah with all the refugees I think we need more space!
>>222798025gay blacks love fat white man arse m8
>>222798077Jewish fables to make the goy feel small and insignificant
>>222798077imagine building a dyson sphere round that huge fucker, phwoar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRfEQHqCTo
mental that the moon 1.3 light-seconds away
>>222797811Poor Skylar
>>222798105veritable tsunami
>>222798026It's all irrational and meme stocks nowSpaceX is valued based on a predicted 1 trillion of AI revenue in 2040 or something, when Grok is utter shit compared to GPT or Claude models.It's valued the same as Microsoft, a company with 40x more revenue and that is profitable, whilst soacex loses moneyJust a complete joke the markets believe this when Elon is king of vapourware
>>222798107well actually stars get that big because they're close to death so it wouldn't contain much energy
>>222798077get it enclosedget it harvested
asian women in the west have weird names this nigga on tinder liked me called 'ricky'no its not a tranny
>>222798026I think at first they need to show if they can even terraform a desert here on earth and if that's viable before thinking about bases on the moon and bullshit. All the self sustaining domes experiments we have tried in the past have failed.
is it worth writing a proper post here or will it get called a blog if i write anything that isnt an epic meme
>>222798175don't care about what others may think of your posts
>>222798175post it mate x
>>222798167looks like his gut has been inflated with a balloon
>>222798175Blog on boring bastard
>>222798168their real names are all wang ling and ching weng but they adopt western namesthe problem is they don't go for normal ones sometimes but stuff they heard in films like washington and cinderella
right then
>>222797312Not really
>>222795133he's so round he doesn't know WHAT a side is
Do gays actually pay for pictures of that hamplanet
>Authorities have rescued 16 children from a rural home in Hamden, Ohio after they were confined to one small room for the past four years in “deplorable” conditions.>The children, who are all from the same US family, are aged between one and 18, including both boys and girls. They were living in a room that was roughly 12 feet by 12 feet, surrounded by human waste. Some of them were unable to speak, and the 18-year-old couldn’t even write their name.
>>222798135microsoft made a good decision to move into cloud services i reckon they'll be around forever nowthe only way spacex makes any sense to me is if the major shareholders know the government will buy them out when it goes tits up, but i still can't see how it'd be profitable, they're never going to get all the money back
me: I have no motivation do anything or improve my lifeidiot: just do it, just get out there and do itme: I can’t fucking do it that’s the whole point I can’t !!
>>222798250me bottom right
*kisses my bicep*
>>222798212yeah stuff like daisy or lucky
*kisses your bicep*
>>222798250nigga on the bottom right is so geeked
>>222798262Don`t Worryabout ItOk !!
thinking about Marcus Regulus, Fabius Maximus, Scipio Africanus and feeling gratitude for their service
>>222798261Cloud and SaaS are due a readjustment too, there's be another swing back to some flavour of on prem
farts smell burnt i reckon its the NAC
>>222798077Blud only has 100k left years till he goes boom
>>222798311malteser ass nigga
Went into the local Chinese as kid and asked if they sold Yorkshire puddings. The fella behind the till was just howling at me as I walked out of the shop.
>>222798352shriek
Just got it from work. Fill me in team what's happened on /Brit/ today?
>>222798352sc
lots of managers at my toil moving on to new jobsi think the job market is back chaps, time to get your CVs revved up
i think the second film would have been better if indiana got fed up with short rounds oriental shenanigans and raped him in the arse
>>222798367would absolutely love to fill you in except you'd be on your hands and knees
>>222798367>Fill me inI thought you'd never ask!
>>222798343how much are you taking? any benefits?I used to take the flush one and get red, it was pretty funny
>>222798357sure he wasn't hao ling
>>222798367>Works in hospitality Absolutely grim. I used to that and I'd up until 4am smoking all the weed and drinking all the beers, just to be back in form 10am the next day. Literal slave tier industry.
>>222798367when are you going to post more mouth pics so i can pretend im fucking your mouth
>>222798357Worth an ask.I know Chinese restaurants that do chips and omelette for the less adventurous tastes of customers who get dragged in by their mates, and wouldnt try anything more exotic than chips stir fried with salt and pepper spices (hold the chillies)Although if you weren't in Yorkshire and you asked for that then you were a spacker
what's it going to be, eh?
Starting to breathe like season 6 Tony
>>222798394600mg whenever i remember to. no nothing noticeable but its to prevent liver failure and i havent turned yellow and died so maybe its worked
>>222798409Kek>>222798420Yeah, nowhere near mate. Fat little fuck I was. It was like something out a film though, the fucker was almost keeling over laughing like, just saying "Yorkshire puddings", in his Chinese accent and then breaking down laughing again. It's pretty funny looking back like. I was probably like 8 or 9 at the time, so didn't really have any geographical knowledge.
Arse arse, wherever you may beI want to cum in your boypussy
>>222798442Putting it off cause I don't want to deal with it
Dead general.Ugly inbred retarded depressing Brits.
>>222798420>Although if you weren't in Yorkshire and you asked for that then you were a spackerwhy
>>222798411I work in retail, the best paying Supermarket in the UK to be precise>>222798416I posted a picture of my lips ages ago
>>222798420seen a few chinese takeaways that have entire fish and chips type options alongside the things you'd expectnot sure it would be particularly good fish and chips though
>>222798484um rude!
>>222798442eh?
>>222798484>>Ugly inbred retarded depressing Brits.got our number hasn't he, this little saffer, eh
>>222798456maybe I should get some, theres a new one called augmented NAC thats supposedly better but its a bit pricey
half an hour of pining for the toilfu then bed I reckon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRH9otvFLtk
>>222798484>inbredrich coming from a boer kek
>>222798521he's black he posts his hands all the time
>>222798493The only one that hasn't adopted a bullshit 'clubcard' system too presumably
>>222798500take off
>>222798534Never seen them
need a cuddle
we are the dead
>>222798521a bore more like!
>>222798515>augmented NAClad thinks his gut is straight out of deus ex
Mad how all my cravings for cigarettes and alcohol just disappear after 11 when the shop is shut.
just ate some cheese
I am genetically Irish basically entirely
There are no heroes left in man
>In half an hour it's either Cristiano Ronaldo or Luka Modric's final ever World Cup gamethat genuinely makes me a bit emotional lads ngl
>>222798571CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>222798548https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222523484/#222524289
>>222798584and which team is the african one?
>>222798562>deus exI dont know vidya lad
>>222798584Hopefully it's Ronnie's last WC game, always disliked how he got away with punching opposition players when he got frustrated. Protected by refs like Messi
>>222798567i purposely drove to a park to have my incelwalk earlier to avoid the temptation to buy booze. magically didn't feel like it when i was walking.
>>222798572i am of planter stock so scottish and irish. the worst of both worlds.
what a shame
>>222798537Exactly
>>222798572McGrim
>>222798584portugal has good team
quite like aldi.spent a lot of my early 20's just eating cheap food from there and playing overwatch like a bum
>>222798584makes me sad that ill be in bed tucked up all nicey nice like
Is this a nice mouth
>>222798629you are valid
>>222798622>Protected by refs like MessiIt's a medshit thing, all dirty bastardsYes, Argentines and Portuguese are medshits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_q1pHXJs4
never liked CR7 because of his extremely pointy Adams apple
>>222798672can't get the clip of him shooting a big tonsil stone out while clearing his throat out my headbreath must have utterly honked ironically
>>222798684That’s because of the cocks that get rammed down his throat every night
>>222798705strange post
>>222798584the man's going to kick the ball for the last time
>>222798660when the care bames wipe your arse and ask about your glory days you'll go uhhhhh yeah well there was game called overwatch that I spent a lot of time on and from that I gained errrrrrrrrrr ummmm oh and aldi I liked aldi
so many care sector jobs but I hate the elderly
once lived off delicatessen swedish style meatballs for 4 days
>>222798672#1 global warming fan#1 ozone layer eraser
>>222798717so what
>>222798684mine is like that and I have a long thin pencil neck like richard ashcroft
>>222798737any benefits?
>>222798735yeah if I worked in care I'd be a bit evil out of natural instinct
>>222798737not bottom friendly
it's insane that this gimp was able to bully so many players twice his size and he got away with it too lmao
>>222798737better than the chicken bitesgenuinely gag thinking about them
>>222798758incredible farts
not once this summer have I been sat in the house thinking it’s unbearably hot just a nation of whiney fat cunts i reckon
my brother used eats those meatballsjust glad I've moved out of there
gastrointestinal distress
>>222798717good post
>>222798789...said the undernourished incel
>>222798767he'd spark you smooth out
>undernourished
i hope all my apparatchiks have done their mandatory 10 000 steps today
why doesnt the UK just have a BET equivalent so that the rest of our telly doesnt have to keep getting BLACKED
>>222798767Pepe at least calmed down by his 30s unlike Ramos
screaming at the pig who is defending ordering food imagine being old enough to use 4chan and not cooking most of your meals
>>222798831i will do so tomorrowx
>>222798822half of /brit/ could take him, look at his little arms
mental
recycle>>222780956>>222780956>>222780956
did the poster link the other general again haha
>>222798846
>>222798866UM
>>222797143>>222797143>>222797143real recycle
>>222798879
rorke awkwardly pausing then asking if wanking counts when the doctor asks him if he's sexually active
>>222797143>>222797143>>222797143The new.
>>222797143>>222797143>>222797143Recycle
>>222798484Are you xhosa or zulu or sometihng else
