>>222816831
ngl i shouldn't have a driver's license. i have near misses everyday
I wear unbuttoned hawaiian shirts over a t shirt, not because it's aesthetic or whatever but because it hides the printing of my full size conceal carry handgun
>>222823264you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
i rate this 5/10
>>222823264Several years back I was late for a class and had taken the wrong turn so I made an immediate u turn in the middle of the street and there was oncoming traffic. This lady almost crashed into the back of my car Anyways she was so pissed she followed me all the way to campus, got out and started shouting at me.
>>222823321KWAB
>>222823321>Anyways she was so pissed she followed me all the way to campus, got out and started shouting at me.Loooool
Atlantic City with Burt Lancaster is a great movie
>>222823321did you avoid eye contact and keep going? that's what i would've done
Catberg is done at the vet.
>>222823422Cute chat
>>222823422nice pussy lol
cheese fries for the so called dinner
im literally obsessed with checking my blindspot
have uncontrollable diarrhea. i may pass away from dysentery on this day.
>>222823505I'm a look both ways type of nigga even when there's no cars around
I cant drive so I have to take ubers and sit silently with jeets who don't know how to drive a tesla so i end up feeling nauseous
>>222823534*blocks your diarrhea's path*
diarrhea is the funniest word in the english language
>>222823565>I cant drive"cant" because you're incapacitated in some way or ""cant"" because you still live with your parents and mommy won't buy you a car?
>>222823609the former, I have seizures
>>222823594what about badussy
>>222823594tough to spell
>>222823624ohuhsorry to hear thatgood on you for being responsible like that
imagine walkable cities.I wonder if you can
>>222823264Me when I ran a bright red today lmao
remember the meme about the naked banana. havent seen that in a while
>>222823705Thanks, Lori.
>>222823705Save it, it's all yours friend :)
>>222823705I wish I still had my 4th gen ipod with its collection of antique memes and greentexts I'd saved back in high school
Whatup
paying my respects to the martyred leader of the Islamic revolution Imam Sayed Ali Khamenei (may Allah be pleased with him)
you guys hear about updog?
>>222823818rip dj khaled
Please visit Durham Cathedral, lads.
terrible garbage
had a dream that there was a new iranian leader named matar matar. bizarre
I need to put eggs and yogurt inside my body and then pump up my muscles all big and swollen.
>>222823819whats updog?
>>222823851not much, you?
>>222823851DEEZ NUTS
bro sports gambling and vapes
>>222823321Based
I E T G
I really shouldn't have drank all that gasoline
What do you think that nigga Pythagoras meant when he said "as soon as laws become necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom"
>>222823217How do you get past death? Surely there must be a way to live forever. In a universe that is billions of years old, and will likely exist for hundreds of billions ofyears after I die, I refuse to believe “death” is real.
Why do americans wear the hat? Is it a fashion statement?Grown ass men wearing a hat indoors and talking to a camera. Weird behavior.
>>222823981why do you wear bathrobes
>>222823953Even if there was, who the fuck would want to? Im worn the hell at at this age. I couldn't fathom this shit going on for centuries I'd go fucking insane
>>222823951Americans are living proof of Aristotle's natural theory of slavery
I am titanium
>>222823937a fine meal fit for a king
>>222824001I would rather go insane than never exist again
I couldn't stand to see her wed another
>>222824009i'm a natural born slave for sure
>>222823951as soon as you betray your innate knowledge of good and bad, you prove that law must exist.
>>222823951I've never read a good book on the pre-socratics. The closest was AC Grayling's history of philosophy and the plato dialogues where he meets the Heraclitus-kun and the titular one with Parmenides
you can't have slaves without a master and vice versa
>>222824132yous bout a yes massa nigga
>>222823951same energy
Browns? No, not a fan
I want to mating press Taylor Swift and give her babies!!!
>>222824075you black or what
I SAY HEEEEEEY HEY BABY HOO HAA I WANNA KNOOOOW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
>>222824190remember when johnny manziel was their qb? a joke of a football club they are
>>222824204no, you're right, maybe it twas the circumcision that did it
im going to get rich
>>222823953there are mathematically higher dimensions that we're fundamentally incapable of perceiving, if they even truly existso much of the world we don't and simply can't understandwho knows what life and death really even aredon't waste too much energy thinking about it. You're still alive for now. Worry about tonight and tomorrow, not ten million years from now.
>>222823411She ambushed me right as j was getting out my car and just kept yapping about how reckless that was etc etcI just nodded without making eye contact said oh yeah sorry about that my bad and kept walking
Time to life weights! Because what else am I gonna do?
>>222824371write the next great novel
I was scared of the world ending on december 21st 2012 (I would have been 10 yrs old) when I saw the youtube videos about it but by the time the actual day rolled around I must have been more concerned with Christmas because I didn't care anymoreWatched a bunch of videos about the Annunaki and Planet X/Nibiru, for a while it made me scared to look at the stars and think about what was out there
>>222824371formerly die weights
Getting a watch party together
How hard could it be to get a friggin four week old baby to sleep jfc she will NOT calm downNow the gf took over and is walking around with her hoping she’ll close her eyes eventually There is nothing more grating, more irritating and stress inducing than a crying baby I swear to GODMight become a weed smoker to cope(I never would do that)Why are humans born so retarded and useless We can’t even fall asleep on our own
>>222824440mental how evil america is
>>222824474it wasn't that evil
>>222824356
>>222824459How are you providing for a family off welfare?
>>222824459Being born is a traumatic experience, it takes years of brainwashing and adjustment to get a person used to this hellworld
>>222824191Need you in and blonde wig and I'll give you the time of your life
>>222824051Then you're stupid
thinking about all the innocent men, women, and children (many of them white) killed by america and crying
>>222824459put the baby gimmick to rest. when you posted sluts you were at least kind of exciting
I wish I was born puerto rican every day
>>222824488I’m working and the gubmint pays a measly 1800€ a month to the GF for a year while she stays at home
>>222824526this except albanian
wish i were a tuareg desert nomad
i wish i was born in siberia
>>222824526that's a weird thing to wish. I hope nobody ever wastes a genie in a bottle on you.
I wish I was born with an uglier penis
Vancouver, Canada had a TFR of just around 0.7 in 2025. That's the lowest fertility of any major city in the West, and one of the lowest anywhere on Earth.
pepperoni and cheese sandwich for dinner
Mi patra's car broke down on the side of the road and he had to call his child for assistance. How humiliating for him as a man
>>222824615the whitest city in the world
>>222824543You said you were on welfare and that the gov was sending you to some daycare You are a poor liar
>hongkouver
>>222824615Why do the Chinese hate sex
>>222824615it's that damn phone
people shouldn't be born in cities
>>222824615mental how seoul is ever less than that
In a healthy society we should design neighborhoods to force social interaction. However, you can’t have this in a multiracial society because this will force you to interact with blacks.
>>222824738everyone should have their own personal walking path through every city, built when they're born.
A Wild Ass, who was wandering idly about, one day came upon a Pack-Ass lying at full length in a sunny spot and thoroughly enjoying himself. Going up to him, he said, "What a lucky beast you are! Your sleek coat shows how well you live: how I envy you!" Not long after the Wild Ass saw his acquaintance again, but this time he was carrying a heavy load, and his driver was following behind and beating him with a thick stick. "Ah, my friend," said the Wild Ass, "I don't envy you any more: for I see you pay dear for your comforts."
i'm so black i'm purple
You guys are all so tight. I can feel the tightness when I read this thread. It’s time to get vibin’. Get loose. Do whatever you need to do to enter weekend vibemode. Stay frosty, my niggas.
What's a must match porn video
>>222824802yeah i bet your asshole is loose you diaper-wearing faggot
>>222824738I don't bite :^).
>>222824828Are you a cute lightskin twink
ti'ed of deez lie'skin ahh nigguhs
One day I will un-plastic my entire closet but that day is not today. I will start with underwears thougheverbeit
I thought I was on 4chan and I commented on some bitch on instagram "whore"
my aunt has a cat that has stomach problems and wears a sweater
>>2228248366'2 180 lbs. I'm curious as to what the motive behind that question is.
>>222824863How does a sweater help with that
>>222823264I honestly think the average person is so bad at driving, the fact they go so long without having an accident is like proof God exists
>>222824802hell yeah!
>>222824879it makes him look really cute
I never curse in front of my parents
>>222824884it's because dumb people have good luck in America.
>>222824871I too am 180lbs. Finking it's time for a diet
>>222824802I have to work both saturday and sunday
>>222824884It's crazy how many scared drivers and drivers with no sense of flow there are. So many people treat it like a competition or get defensive too instead of sharing the road. It's fucked Blacks definitely shouldnt be allowed to drive and everyone else should have to get actual training like they do in Finland
>>222824925same. and i still call my dad "sir"
>>222824958I call my mom mommy
We've been fucking around for 6 hours now
the one thing that upsets me above all else when I'm driving is when there's a car in front of me in every lane and they're all driving right next to each other at just below the speed limit
>>222824619are you twinkmaxxing for your vacation here in sweden to meet me?
which seat are you taking
commuting is already a humiliation ritual so i don't get upset, it's all just part of the game
>>222825117Can use your lap?
>>222825117cockpit so i can crash the plane
>>222825117Anon, they're 2D characters
>>222825115>>222825141Cool your jets bud
>>222825128I take the back roads and have fun on my commute
>>222825145at least two of them are 3d
american dad has some funny moments but all the toilet humor and animal abuse is rather offputtingyou can very much tell it was made by a jew
>>222825151He heard about the maple syrup canadian boibutts and wants a taste o algo
>have fungrow up
daein' a poo whilst lissenin' to swanssum of best pooin' music ever made
>grow uphave sex
Golfing tomorrow. Weather looks nice. Life is groovy
>>222825117no one gets it
if your asshole smells of maple syrup it probably means you have diabetesfact
>>222825203only fing ever motivated me to watch golf on tv before was nelly korda ass and legwas actually kinda inteestin like learnin' bout golf and all the fings happeninbut ultimately i was only there for the assand the girls are surprisingly badlike sum of nelly's many many missed puts just seemed abhorrent
>>222825203Sounds excellent, hope you don't mind me saying hope you get the lowest score heh heh.
>>222825246Nelly legs are kino>>222825247Thank you sir :)
>>222825151Mind using that icy mouth of yours to cool off my smoking hot jet engine?
drinking a barqs root beer
>>222825272Hey man back off you're making the girls uncomfortable *shoves ur shoulder to put u off balance then teleports behind u and rapes u*
>>222825303its bangs retard
>ramunepopped open desu
>>2228251177
>>222825334Did you ever have the curry ramune? Surprisingly tasty
>>222825200>have sexsigh grow up
>>222825117i don't get it
ram u now
real alphas are celibate
dram is never going to be cheap again
>>222825117I don't recognize a single character. How hetero am I?
Italians really are quite niggerish, I can see why we used to hate them. Maybe after the Indians and Somalis are gone we can start going after them again.
I've been secretly cheating on my gf for months now
>>222825401Take it to /pol/, chudtard.
>>222825410I'd do the same to the practice gf whenever I convince one to go out with me. Lost so much time and I have to make it up somehow. HU AH
>Italians really are quite niggerish, I can see why we used to hate them. Maybe after the Indians and Somalis are gone we can start going after them again.
>>222825410Cheat on her with me
Guys can be thot ish also:dickswing emoji:
>Italians really are quite niggerish, I can see why we used to hate them. Maybe after the Indians and Somalis are gone we can start going after them again
Cheese ramen is tasty
>>222825508The buldak rose ramen is pretty bangin'
>>222823217favorite milf?
Jobbed hard to the Contrarian King
1 (You) all thread
"italians" don't exist as a cohesive group, there are germanic northern "italians" and brown terrones
>>222823217for the 250th birthday of america I will jack off to milf porn.
>>222825363They're canonically ftm characters
>>222825519You mean the carbonara one? Not too fond of that one
>>222825550*beheads you for insulting the Italian race*
>>222825544Now that's a character I think /cum/ can relate to
In terms of cultural importanceTaylor's wedding >>> Olivia's new album
the amerimutts are seething over Italians againthey live in the brown amerimongrels mind rent free while they live a comfy life on the Mediterranean with their families and eat delicious nutritious food while the mutt eats McDonalds and jerks off to blacked porn in his mothers basement
>>222825550
Not once have I heard a good taylor or olivia song. >>222825583
>>222825583Take it to /wpop/
>>222825554No the rose is different, like the carbonara but it has a milky cheesy dry packet to go with it. I like it a lot more
>>222825608I love Ballad of A Homeschool Girl>>222825613I'll bring it here
Listenin to shitalian musihttps://youtu.be/oyURq6Rvr0w?is=hphNkgx_HypWhQ65
>>222825345I've only tried>strawberry>original>lycheeand some green one that was kind of gross
>>222823217happy 250 america https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=4A8XWKa-vJozlgcp
I love Italians, they invented civilization
>>222825583>having a 78 degree weddingWhat a down to earth rich person.
>>222825616*griper tag i din hand**lägger den på mina höfter**ger dig en kåt blick och rycker din hand neråt**låter dina ögon långsamt vandra ner till mina vita spetstrosor**lägger min nätta hand under din haka och lyfter upp den*Anon, mina ögon är här uppe~*ger dig en djup kyss**kramar om dig och trycker mina våta trosor mot ditt ben**låter dina armar vira sig omkring mig**stönar till när du klämmer mig på rumpan och knådar mina skinkor**tittar dig djupt i ögonen*"ehehe"*knuffar omkull dig**sätter mig på knä och drar ner din gylf**börjar dra ner dina kalsonger och blir slagen rakt i ansiktet av din hårda kuk**slickar av försatsen från min kind och böjer mig ner**pussar dig på ollonet och sväljer hela din kuk**virar tungan runt hela din kuk**tar tag om dina lår**trycker ner huvudet så djupt det går mellan dina ben**studsar upp och ner på din kuk som en gymnast med min hals**känner hur du låser fast min kropp och mitt huvud runt din kuk med dina ben**tvingas hålla kvar din stenhårda kuk i min hals**kippar efter andan**smeker desperat din pung och dina bröstvårtor för att få dig att komma**SMISK**hela min kropp rycker till som chockad av en elektrisk stöt när dina kraftiga händer smiskar min rumpa**lyckas svälja din kuk ännu djupare rent instinktivt av njutningen**stönar när dina fingrar drar undan mina trosor och begraver sig i min rumpa**spänner åt hela kroppen och halsen**klämmer desperat på din pung samtidigt som jag suger din kuk för livet**hör hur du stönar och spänner hela din kropp**blöter ner hela mina trosor när du skjuter din enorma sats i min mun**försöker svälja varje droppe av din tjocka sats**kvävs och hostar upp resten på dina ben**faller ihop på golvet**ligger i en pöl av din och min sperma och flämtar efter andan*"ahhh, Västis...""Jag hoppas att du är redo för rond 2"*blickar upp mot din redan hårda kuk**känner en rysning genom min kropp innan jag svimmar av*
>>2228256368th grade tier cringe
Does anyone want to have a meetup tomorrow in new hampshire where we get drunk and play roman candle tag?
>>222825656SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>222823217Yo any one want to meet up in seattle? Space needle?
>>222825661I don't live there but I guess I would if others joined in
>>222825649Da'quarious Ramirez Johnson lightfoot isn't going to like this post
>>222825690I figured that's where everyone in new england goes to buy fireworks
Italians invented civilization but Asia invented the ABG and honestly what is civilization even for if we don't have ABGs
>>222825697It's the age of Da'quariousAge of Da'quarioousss
>>222825686hell no
>>222825719is this the book from IHNMBIMS
>>222825686do a flip
>>222825721Mesopotamia invented civilization
>>222825725why not
>>222825747What the fuck is a mesopotato Sounds like some larping freemason nonsense
>>222825746no i love life, i mean like NEAR the space needle like near the science center
>>222825747Mesopotamia is the devilI invented civilization
>>222825757Babylon
>>222825747the bastards
>>222825747no its armenians
>>222825739No it's non-von Neumann computer architecture which could bring on a revolution in AI tech
>>222825749you can't light fireworks in the cityseattle people are freaks/cum/ people are freaksi don't like crowds
>>222825769I aint yo baby wtf you talking about some "baby Ion know"
>>222825769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPV1KAytCKM
>>222825789ok then fucking Bellevue at least?
>>222825793Chill baby just take anutha shot dat henny
What do you know about chimpanzees
>>222825810Those are the brown guys in planet of the apes
>>222825583neck, poof
>>222825810I want to return to monke
>>222825810that they plan and execute wars just like humans do
>>222825838
>>222825810They use tools and use medicinal plants to treat themselves
>>222825810What do you want to know?
>>222825859soy monke
>>222825882
le 78 degree face
I'd rather have a jew doctor than a goyim one
>>222825921LOL? Wish these jew creatures went extinct
>>222825927Mf it was like 98 here
>>222825921God I hate this faggotass tumblr shit
I'm writing a blues song about a fat gf with a stinky wide set vagina. Will post when I have her tweaked to perfection
>>222823217https://youtu.be/TVY4-N1xZeA?si=MxjUTkJK3lj9FMcL
>>222825940i'm sure he will do your circumcision just fine
what are we going to do about the fact that we are celibate involuntarily
>>222823217https://youtu.be/bvD3ob5yH5E?si=P-_opkeYmBQs98JH
Hurray Mrs Kelce
>>222823217Ya'll ready for 2076?
>>222826003we're going to passportbro our way out of this
>>222825962>>222825978
>>222826005gonna fap to taylor to celebrate
>>222826050more dignity than an indian
>>222826003>we are celibate involuntarilyI guarantee there's a hole out there weak enough for you to rapeYou just don't want to take the initiative. You are a volcel
>>222826065
This nerdy Asian guy in front of me kept looking back at me and laughing to himself. At first I thought there was someone behind me, but noWtf was his problem?
Playing a farming sim (the cute anime kind not the german autism kind)
>>222826086What is this gay shit
>>222826109>not the german autism kindNot really a sim innit
>>222826126this one is the coolest
>>222826133I have also put a lot of hours in to the german autism kind as well desu
My dick is so long it hangs out the end of my pants.so i got charged with public indecency. Government engineers designed a sheethe for my cock,and I'm now legally required to wear it outside or I'll be put on the sex offender registryBig brother is getting ridiculous
*sucks teeth*niggas STEADY doin some extra ass shit makin me walk to the store got corns on my feet n shit. FUCK
>>222823624>i have le seizuresget a grip, you fucking crybaby
>>222826185go fuck yourself
>+8lol
>>222826195gottem
>>222826167Had this happen to my friendHe sued his local police department and won 5 million dollars.
Conan the barbarian is something they should remake
>the families were officiated by adam sandlerI'm so jealous
>>222826210Where's the muscle man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfmK6UGlkckek
I haven't soygaped this hard since they posted the code veronica trailer
Went for a walk downtown. Saw a shirtless nigger shouting at another nigger "you want a piece of this huh don't you try nothing ... What you looking at etc etc " and a large gang of other niggers standing around When I circled back round there were 5 police cars pulled up City living is beautiful sometimes
>>222826246why adam?
>>222826324don't do slavery next time and certain people won't end up weird and. dangerous
Accidentally dipped my fingers into my cuppa joe
>>222826330Why not? If I were rich and famous I get Guy Fieri
>>222826322just4t married
>>222826324Imagine if blacks were all shy and bashful like the Japanese
knotty yarn this
>>222826360because he's a comedian and it feels weird having someone like him do that. Just seems so random. Better choice would be some older dramatic actor that people respect.
xfinity just tried to fuck me
Bros I don’t want to alarm you but Cabo Verde and Argentina are going into overtime tied 1-1
Philadelphia police say an AT-LARGE man, Jahylin Melchur, is actively hunting and killing "gay men" in the Hunting Park community.
>>222825966I'm making fun of new yorkers >>222826322
Anyone else buy the creator haunted mansion for pic related?
>>222826423How long is overtime? 30 minutes?
>>222826427how does he know his targets are gay?
>>222826427hide yo husban hide yo kids an hide yo husban too
>>222826427god speed fag killer
>>222826108All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women merely players
>>222826423holy fuck that would break the internet if Argentina loses
>>222826451Yeah. Argentina just scored tho
>>222826457if they get hard while he sucks them, then they’re obviously gay
What's the appeal of tower defense games
started at the bottom still at the bottom
>>222826491Yeah I have the game on. I just don’t know shit about soccer lol
>>222826491FUCK
nigga up in here talm bout soccer like niggas really payin attention to that shit boyyyy fuck outta here pussy ass all year long you niggas silent on that shit then niggas all of a sudden soccer fans n shit niggas wearing fly emerite jerseys n shit fuck outta here
>>222826522If you watch hockey then don't watch soccer. It will give you an aneurysm with all the stupid rules compared to hockey.They don't have overtime winner if you score. You play the whole overtime if someone does score.
>>222826510It’s Friday and you just got off the bus from school, grabbed a dunkaroo from the pantry and have just loaded up Frozen Throne multiplayer on Battle.net and went into custom games. And there’s a TD slot open. Yep. Those were the days
>>222826542Yeah I like hockey and baseball. And football too and the Olympics. And sometimes golf or basketball. Soccer is gay.
72 awkward virgins (male) in the showers at ram ranch
>>222826545I need some fucking rain around here
>>222826521ha this fag is a bottom imagine if i fucked you sensually while whispering gentle reassurance in you ear haha FAGGOT you’d probably like that, wouldn’t you?
>>222826553You have no right to call any other sport gay if you watch golf
>>222826578Holy shitting d1ck n1pples batman, that's hot
>>222826578id kms if i lived where you live
>>222826578it's the humidity
>>222826582I don’t watch much golf. Just sometimes because it’s the one sport I still play. It’s pretty boring most of the time. But regardless, soccer is indeed infinity% gayer than golf.
Shaturday in the park, I think it was the 4th of july
messi cuckitini
>>222826349Why did slavery make niggers want to stand in the street shirtless getting into fights? If anything you would have thought slavery would've taught them some discipline
>>222826619Sharturday
corr just dropped a kenny loggins in the shower
>>222826617Yeah I just watch swimming for all the shirtless studs in speedos. Other sports are gay as fuck
ITS 2-2 GOAAAAAL CAVOOO VERDEEEEEEE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>222826643Those guys are jacked. Especially the short-distance swimmers. But because I’m literally not gay, I prefer the female speed-skaters in the olympics and their big thighs and butts.
>>222826657Wtf does that mean poleaf?
what a goal
>>222825551Emma StarrDeauxmaAndi JamesThe Holy Trinity of MILFdom
It's fridayYou've got the newest HaloMom got pizzaYou're allowed to stay up as late as you wantYou're 34
>>222826666It isn't gay to appreciate the male form perfected, I prefer to think of it as enlightened and athenian
>>222826670Insane goal
>>222826688>implying they would ever release a new halo game
>>222826695how tf did he score that
>+2200I should have bet on cape verde
>>222826689Alright yeah I respect it.
phwoar shoulda recorded diss wunargentina garn win though but still woulda been intrestin to seebut hey how could anywun know diss woulda happened likecape verdecomplete shitter
>>222826709That was genuinely one of the nicest goals all World Cup
The population of Cabo Verde is only like 500k. These guys are gonna get a hell of hero’s welcome when they get back there.
they should build dildo drones that rape soldiers, then no one would want to go to war again
>>222826782>>222826782>>222826782>>222826782>>222826782new
