calm edishprevious: >>222823217
Got what I wanted, it doesn't sit right
>>222826782I’m vibin’ heavy with this edish
just dropped a plopperand a propa whopper twas-nae it!
>>222826795yeah yeah pal we've all had post nut regret you ain't special
Does it go to shootout if it’s still tied after 120 and extra time?
https://voca.ro/15FV1Riwchp7Drunk on a pre-holiday Friday feelz
Khamenei's 14 month old granddaughter was burned alive
>>222826830kwab
>>222826822yea
>>222826830Kino
Garfield is this general's favourite cartoon cat
>>222826830giwtwm
>>222826837Thanks :^)
the full album video of cop by swans has been taken off youtubeactual beggars beliefhate when dat happensso much more convenient to lissen to an album in wun video
If it goes to shootout then Cabo Verde legit has a 40%ish chance to win and advance. Kind of insane. A bit over 10 mins away. PARK THE BUS LADS
>>222826844this is fritz country
>>222826857and it's over
>>222826859corrfink he garn win wimbledon
It’s over. The dream is dead. It was a nice dream for a while
1 day maybe probably (not) I'll give in and donate to wikipedia
Cowabummer dude!
>>222826869i will never forgive pissi
publix cashier was incredibly RUDE
>>222826878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjTFt6XmFM
>>222826830They're doing this to me tomorrow
anime
should I bake big fat peanut butter oatmeal cookies?
Oregon state capitol was cooler than i thought it'd be
>>222826895that's hentai, retard
>>222826888you're in fl*rida, everyone is rude (and smelly, and poor, and ugly)
drinking wine
I feel happy for the Argentinian mamacitas. But I am sad for the Cabo Verdean cuties.
Please visit Yorkshire to see the victory arch erected in honour of the American revolutionaries. I am given to understand that no such contemporary structure survives in the US itself, so 1-0 to us
>>222826916
I am over 30 and my balls have started to sag pretty heavily now
>>222826923Damn. Bummer. I don't like mesi but i do like ronald madonna.
>>222826928my understanding of yorkshire is that it is a great place if you wanted to be 100 miles from anything relevant.
slept all day award
>>222826942200 miles
HANG ON SLOOPY. SLOOPY HANG ON
>>222826913>publix is only in floridaWhile you were goying around, the swamp nation was expanding
Might read
>>222826968got drowsy just reading the title
Me placing a curse on this general
gonna eat a cornbread cookie
>>222826985well which is itcorn or bread or cookie
It's over.
>>222826908no this is hentai
>>222826979>Do you know da ANCESTAS?! I CURSE YOU! ILAY ILAY ILAY!!!!
im so ugly and retarded that its not even funny
>>222827013ktim
Those Cabo Verde boys gave it everything. Respect
>>222827013Same girl
>>222827013Same but I'm uglier and more retarded than you
>>222827013fuck off im the ugliest
>>222827026Indeed. This was supposed to be a route but Cabo Verde made it very cooperative. Hats off to them.
Once again btfoing that one /ck/ tard
>>222827026For Real For Real Total Respect to them, Especially the Goalkeeper
>>222826888I stole a hard salami today with my other groceries from the Publix self-checkout but I felt really guilty because the worker in charge of the area was this mentally challenged guy I like who's always really nice so I made some small talk with him before leaving so I could wish him a happy holiday tomorrow
>>222827023>>222827033>>222827034>>222827038im the ugliest and dumbest living organism
I smell evil As in I stink like shit
>>222827062Girl take a shower
>>222827049That’s what you get for using AI, cinnamon grows wild in Laconia
>>222827054Prove it
>>222826923I don't know what this means
>>222827051Will you kiss me?
>>222827067>GirlYou are not a sassy middle aged southern woman so stop talking like one
i don't think that i will go outside tomorrow. i do not care about this 250 thing.
>>222827068To be fair that would mean it would have to be transported to the rest of Greece. Which was expensive back in the day anyway
>>222827068What does new hampshire have to do with anything in greece? They do have a great bike week tho
>>222826960is that how many miles you've run this week?
>>222827052I kinda stole 2 buns from the store today. Not really stealing but I spent like a minute looking for the correct bun on the self checkout, and they didn’t have the correct buns. So I rang up some random buns and I think I saved like 40 cents on ringing up these random buns instead of the right ones
POWAH
Big things coming
Is "teen takeover" code for urkelkin chimpout?
>>222827085Greeks had slaves they were free, you could just use slaves to deliver stuff for no cost
i'm blarlghehrghg
Went out to da club with some Canadians from my hostel tonight.The clubs were "Splavs", floating clubs on the Danube river.Pretty fun but I was disappointed that the music was the same shit music played in American clubs like Nikki Minaj and Beyonce.Maybe I'll find an actual techno club tomorrow, but the ones tonight I had to go to because they are quintessential Belgrade.
What are you good at?
>>222827132>do not attempt to cuddle or kissjean...
>>222827150Math
>>222827133isnt that how all dem idiots died
>>222827150video games
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are now officially married as of 1 hour ago!
>>222827051Yeah he was pretty excellent
>>222827098What do Polish twink/femboy butts smell like?
>>222827150pooin'i poo*upload pic of dude from drive*
Yusuke calls Chie at night to tell her dirty jokes? These two are a couple for sure
>>222827157In Switzerland? Yes. This club wasn't made of wood so it wasn't a problem, but I was nervous
>>222827049food musta been so boring in like 400bc Britaini mean what was there ....like porkmaybe flourno clue
Pooping my soul out
>>222827166Kielbuttsa
>>222826782I don't think I will go to college for that lab roll now that I think about it I am kind of a useless retard so I am not sure if I should follow any passions I have I am gonna goon smoke weed and maybe drink
INSIDE OUTSIDE USA
shit on my balls nigga
>>222827182>He FOOKIN PUTS SALT IN THE FOOD BRUV!!! ABSOLUTE MAD LAD OF A CHEF!!
Had three chicken burgers for lunch
Morning, boyim
>>222827196Firs u gotsta make da bussy squirt
literally all the good food i can fink of is not native to britain
>>222827187Please don't give up before even trying
>>222827201Fat nigga hours in Canada rn
Been wearing these pantsu for over 24 hours with only light skid marks to show for it
not even flour is native to europewould hafta be some udder grain until trade routes set upso what did people rat on britain?absolutrly mental
my july 4 tradition is making myself a hot dog and fries and watching jaws 1, 2, & 3.you?
I can't celebrate July 4th because this country I'm in has a negative relationship with America
>>222827203beautiful
>>222827203Floridian?
>>222827207Well what's the point I am old as dirt and my previous bosses were right I am retarded and have no common sense
bout to get up to some absolutely heinous white girl shit
>>222827235things aren't exactly going swimmingly with us and america
Mister Sun came up and he smiled at me
If Tikka masala was invented in France they would have put that shit on a baguette and called it "Le roi Louis éjacule sur du poulet" or something
Fireworks really affect people and animals with PTSD
>>222827228It is my birthday so I like to be alone and get drunk and camp
i bought canned guinness because i haven't had it from the can in many years and was craving a pint of guinness but had to drink at home tonight, and it was a retarded decisionweird meaty smell and aftertastei swear it used to be fairly ok
>>222827247Nah. Ethiopian. I'm in the seychelles
>>222827255True but Serbia has had beef with us since the Clinton administration
>>222827272Proper Guinness must come from the tap in order to have a good taste unless you're drinking double stout which I think is the one you had originally that you said taste good
>>222827275Where's your Ethiopian flag
>>222827132>friend shaped animals aren't petskwab
>>222827275Wow looks beautiful
I'm now the proud owner of 250 paper key tags because I only wanted one and they only came in packs of 250
>>222827275Based tourist
>>222827203i lidderly suffer on the east coast
>>222827272Didn't the draught stout used to be like 5% in cans?It seems all uk import beers are 4.x abv now too because of the taxation there when they used to be around 5
>>222827285That's my physical Sim. My phones e-sim is a Verizon number
They don't make em like they used to :(
>>222827304does hater talk ever make you mad
You should be able to kiss birds but it's federally illegal. I mean just a quick peck on the bird's cheek, nothing weird
My current job and last one removed all the confidence I had left I have none now because I am a useless retard who doesn't learn anything after being shown once
TomorrowYou
>>222827276based fuck clinton
>>222827316nigger :-DDD
>>222827320guess i'm banti
Black people liking watermelon is kinda of a retarded stereotype because I was under the impression that everybody liked it
>>222827317VGH
>>222827347Watermelon is gross
AI says the serpentine belt should be the problem but it looked fine to me
>>222827352jeet hands typed this post
Shot some bottle rockets the big one I was saving for tonight was weak as fuck I feel ripped off
>>222827331Little Pomni smol
>>222827347It's wateryIt gives me brain freeze when I bit into itSome are bitter
>>222827359i find bugs and super glue them to bottle rockets
>>222827358You are a retarded vantablack nigger retard gorilla
>>222827272gyiness is awfuloberrated drivelrancid
Got caught digging in my cheeseHow do I cope
>>222827374Bugs envy your space program
father is drunk again. he's being an annoying bitch
>>222827347dont like watermelonbut i like watermelon flavor candy
>>222827130you still have to provide them with enough resources to survive the journey>>222827272you're not supposed to drink that one out of the cantastes a lot better if you pour it in a glass
>>222827348
>>222827387Does that mean finger in your nose or in your butt?
Popped a wicked pimple on my chest
>>222827368The watermelon that is grown in Canada probably tastes like dog shit because of the climate
>>222827397Such an ugly genMost shartstangs look like shit but that might be the worst. Maybe foxbody
>>222827318my haters unironically motivate me, it's like the crabs in the bucket thing
>>222827400The latter
>>222827410delete this slander
You guys are all pretty lame n tame
>>222827413You ride the bus.
>>222827391what's the most muslim type bug, i need that bug to guide a bottle rocket straight into a wasp nest
Happy early 4th of July frens
>>222827444Nice digits, but I have a 3 shitbox fleet
>>222827446Bees I guess since they commit suicide to attack you
>>222827469Bees are the emo bug
Snow in San AnselmoListen to the LionHard Nosed the HighwaySaint Dominic's PreviewINDEPENDENCE DAYPurple Heather
>>222827476Islam is the emo religion
>>222827458Happy 4th to you and yours pardner
what if lam is not
indians and greeks look the same
If I ever got pulled over by a cop I'd just shoot myself so they'd have to deal with that retarded shit and be forced to look at gore.
I can hear them calling, way from OregonI can hear them calling, way from OregonAnd it's almost independence dayMe and my lady, we go steppin' (we go steppin')We go steppin' way out on China townAll to buy some Hong Kong silverAnd the wadin' rushing river (we go steppin')We go out on the, out on the town tonightI can hear the fireworksI can hear the fireworksI can hear the fireworksUp and down the, up and down the San Francisco bayUp and down the, up and down the San Francisco bayI can hear them echoingI can hear, I can hear them echoingI can hear, hear them echoingUp and down the, up and down the, up and down the San Francisco bayI can see the boats in the harbor (way across the harbor)Lights shining out (lights shining out)And a cool, cool nightAnd a cool, cool nightAnd a cool, and a cool, and a cool, and a cool, cool nightAcross the harbor
stinkbugs are indian
>>222827493That would ruin a good day more than anythingA perp shooting themselves so they don't get a chance to do it
Furry yaoi
indians are dark white people. the precursor whtoid
my favorite song of all timr?aurora aksnes performancr of Rasputin by Boney M
The cicadas are screaming again. Summer truly has begun
>>222827517All the Indian hate is retarded and really forced All poors are subhuman retards, what do you expect when you have a shithole country with over a billion people
I want to mix my goo with your poo <3
Any woman who says she's bi is straight. Any man who says he's bi is gay.
>>222827503then wtf are dung beetles?
>>222827535So where does this leave me n u?
>>222827535yupdem two actresses came out non binarybut they are just straight white womenmindboggling how vapid and.annoying foidd areficking idiots
>>222827549So are you saying all foids should be forcibly fisted?
was he indian or gay
>All the Indian hate is retarded and really forced>All poors are subhuman retards, what do you expect when you have a shithole country with over a billion people
>>222827532why dont chinamen have a poo or rape problem den as severe as india
>>222827532shit retarded take. theres a reason why other third worlders hate on india as opposed to each other. india should be classified as a 4th world country. they are like japan but entirely backwards
would have loved to dhag aurora aksnes arse when she was early 20snow she like 30EURGH
u indian?
>>222827532Saaaaar
>>222827556
>>222827573I've only interacted with well off second or third gen indians and don't really see them otherwise unless it is working as a cashierI don't know why this is a worse societal plague than jews leeches or niggersReally forcedTo me all the Indian hate is retarded
https://youtu.be/SAuqQr5YtjY
>>222827589Yes lol
I’m indifferent about indians. But I live in an area where there are few.
6:30 pm, yeah it's about bedtime
FInally put up posters and man it made this place feel small
>>222827539pakis
>>222827394no shit i have a glass
>>222827625Where can I buy cool posters
>>222827150writing, cooking and makin' love, baby. i also draw, but that's only crappily and enthuastically.
>>222827628Mr hoighty toighty over here drinks out of glass cups Fancy lad
for me?thr jeet-an hop
Having watermelon to btfo the anons
>>222827661Back in the day we would put the watermelon down in the well to cool it off before the party
>>222827661>styrofoam plateyou're not blowing anyone the fuck out
>>222827671Sybau unc
expect the unexpectable
>>222827689I'm 72 years young, call me gramps please not unc(le)
me patiently waiting for the next thread to farm as many (You)s as possible
>>222827604youre too low intelligence to understand hierarchy
I am obese (BMI 30) but appear to have a "normal weight". With multiple pics including full body pics, Gemini guessed 20-22. Chat-GPT guessed 22-25.
In December, I'll have been in America for ten years. It's amazing to see the 250th and my 10th in the same year. LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnrWdCdjYxs
>>222827710Obesity is an abundance of fat, measure your body-fat percentage it's a far more accurate measure of weight-related health than BMI. Unless you're on 'roids and are so muscular that that's causing problems, but that's so rare that it's barely even a concern outside weightlifting and bodybuilding.
Just pissed all over myself lolmao
>gay pride match >Iran and Egypt pickedTo be fair I couldn't have rage-baited better
i miss whats her name
Still cant hear out of my right ear but big chunks of ear wax have been coming out and theres less pressure on that side of my head now
>>222827779Can you mail me an earwax chunk? I find waxxy ears VERY sexy
>>222827779I always wanted to do one of those drain things for earwax
we need a final solution for redditors
>>222827799Post vidssss
why do somalians have that extraordinarily dysgenic appearance? they really dont compare to the other african phenotypes for some reason. letting somalians give birth at all should be a crime.
>>222827792no>>222827799the ones you light on fire? yeah it seemed cool but ive heard its purely a scam. I'm using hydrogen peroxide
>>2228277795 years ago both my ears were so clogged I went deaf and had to get them professionally cleaned
>>222827803we're going to make MAID available for the mentally ill by the end of the decade
>>222827810Arab admixture
i would masturbate more if porn was better
Pringles are 42% potatoes
>>222827810I went to minneapolis for a while and it was horribleThose freaks were everywhere, even the white castle had a somali menuLittle darkie durka goblins roaming the streets
>>222827828maybe i should support israel, especially if it means turning every arab country into israeli land. but i also dont like jews.
Sipping some Hennessy VS. I considered the VSOP but that’s a $100 bottle lol.
If one of my teachers banged me in school I would’ve been the president by now
>>222827819what did they do to clean them
>>222827831they are very irritating to look at honestly. fucking light bulb shaped skulls..
if just one girl would lend me her pussy everything would've been different
>>222827857First they gave me drops to use for a week then they used a tool that looks like a pen that sucks earwax out
>>222827865i never seensuch incel a man
>>222827803i refuse to believe most of reddit is used by real humans. has to be at least 60% bots.
>>222827874oh i wonder if my solder sucker would work
You can use the informal Tu when addressing me
how is finnish a real language I go to /sauna/ and it looks like pure gibberish
Another day in my absolute shit existence
>you know them huskies like the cold>y'know they're gonna play>(know they're gonna playyyy-ayyy)
>>222827903have you tried /polska/?
>>222827903all those eurofaggots should be speaking english
>>222827912I'm fluent in russian so polish just reads like a retarded latinised version of it
>>222827929Are your parents Russian
In retrospect, flossing was probably the coolest trend in the last 100 or so years
What happens when a girl on her period goes swimming
>>222827943I was born in the soviet bloc
>>222827955Sharks.
I think after china or southern New Zealand I will kms I don't see my life getting better and I lost most ambition when I realized that my best will be never be enough
Did you know that you should never let a woman who is on her period in your garden? Anything she touches will die. Look it up.
>>222827955neuron activation>>222827968I thought that was a crack pipe
>>222827968<3 Starbies!
>>222826830$2.1 billion dollar B-2 stealth bomber vs 14 year old persian girl
The pain of being an ugly freak
>>222827966https://youtu.be/MOY-jJeOeBk?is=OjreVNA7D_Gn7Cl7
Anyone wanna see my ganglion cyst it's pretty gnarly
im back
lmaohappens EVERY fucking time
>>222828000I am conflicted i don't see the point in working for a goal because I know I will fail but I wanna see the world more I have more interest in history and culture than the starus of things
If we were both sims do you think we would kiss and maybe even... *GULP*... Woohoo in bed?
I smell bad
>>222826782
>>222828095Mail me some used undies bud lessgooo
psychic vampires keep assaulting me with questions like “any plans for the 4th” “do you have friends” “do you have a girlfriend” “what do you do in your free time”. how do i ward them off
>>222828061Fags try to pretend it's just some weird coincidence that pederasty and homosexuality were considered the same thing for thousands of years
>>222828109Say>fuck you mom I wish I was adopted
No one wants to see my cyst? :(
>>222828061just starting to think ALL of these people are just demons
>>222828121i want to see it
good blogposts in this thread, i read every single one
Just shaved off my chesticle hair and I realized that one of my pecs is bigger than the other
My cousin with Down syndrome loves big tits
whom /druk/?
>>222828123check it out
>>222828139there goes your chance of ever winning a physique competition
no weed so no alchy. for me its both or nothin
>>222828143WTF that look like my hand
>>222828143lole
>>222828143TINY wrist
>>222828143emo faggot
Part of me wants to know why we work even if the job doesn't produce or provide anything? It feels bullshit for a bullshit reason? Is the only reason we work is to just consume
>>222828143you're gonna get a lot of really mean comments but i want you to know you're beautiful, you hear me? thinking of you xx
>>222828176get a job that does produce value
>>222828143you're a very naughty discord kitten you know that? there WILL be a punishment later, I promise you
any thoughts on the cyst? it's pretty bad right?
I’m tough as nails
>>222828176Once you see how many pointless bullshit jobs there are you really can't unsee it
>>222828182I wanted to build shit but I sucked at roofing and landscape construction
>>222828205you should play runescape instead
>>222828143gnarly
Penith
>>222828213I am too young for RuneScape and I am old
Some girl I went to high school with got a "cyst removed" and it turned out years later it was an abortion and she needed time to deal with the trauma o algo
>>222828229it's an all ages game though
heres the paul NEWman>>222828217
Headacheberg
>>222828143Where is the cyst this is just a hand pic
>>222828239>>222828239>>222828239>>222828239>>222828239new
>>222828176we live in a K shaped society and you ended up in the part that's going down
>>222828143Whoa black nail polish. You must’ve known what reaction that would get haha
>>222827960Which one
