Britcels edition
WAHOOO!!!
>>222840601thank you friend
great now you made the egyptian flag upset you dickheads
charli xcx brown paki arse juice on a bwc after it slides out of her shitbox
>>222841229bitch looks like a cadaver
>>222841254not to the extent they'll trouble France
i use 4chanxt ok
>>222841283porn watchers are mentally ill
>>222841291>vagina>not obese6/10 minimum
pie for tea
farting
>>222841313>majority of men are mentally ill
>>222841344True
hi
>>222841327would you deem it to be "pie night"?
nth for the holodem
why do we suddenly have a mexicel paedophile with shit opinions>>2
sausages for tea x
>>222841374could be
it's bizarre seeing so many people come SO CLOSE to gaining a clue and then watching the mental gymnastics sweeping them up and saving them from the realisation
>>222841380it quentin
@222841377kill yourself incel paedophile
We DO NOT talk about gang weed
>>222841229Not 100% true, however, if the majority of incels put some effort into self improvement they could easily land a date/get sex
i'm going green goblin mode
>>222841399Eat my shit mong
I always thought of myself as a rebellious free-thinker until it was my turn to eat the silica gel packets.
can someone buy me a nintendo switch 2
nooooo
>>222841443:( F
>>222841443kys
>>222841443can't park there mate!
what the hell is that webm
few more pithy comments being typed up in response to that webm of a man's noggin split open so let's wait until they dribble out
>>222841474pooroar
ever notice how models aren't ugly per se but usually have kind of weird unconventional faces?
>>222841443right well I was planning on buying a car but guess not after seeing this
i am so fucking glad bodycam on police was not around back in my day. i got arrested once and acted like an absolute twat. the video would have got 10 million views if it was posted on youtube today.>get kicked out of a night club>was so pissed off i started destroying plants, kicking flowers, turning over soil (was covered in mud)>police arrives to arrest me>took my clothes off and tried to fight them while shouting the n word>pissed myself in the police car >cried at the police station
>tfw skinny legs no matter how many squats I do>see webm of femoid quarter squatting 10kg>her legs look greatWhy is life so much harder for men?
ever notice how it's basically just freaks in here 24/7
>>222841520based
>>222841520what did the plants and flowers do to deserve that
>>222841546dunno the bouncer kicked me out for literally no reason and i tried to fight him but he just pushed and i kept falling over so i took it out of the plants
>>222841520we all have a story like that mate
>>222841536and you're one of them
>>222841523>life is bad>it's somehow always the women's faultgrow up
let's gooo
was at the pub last night and a woman in her 40s I'd say just started talking to me about how one of her exes used to beat and rape her and is now in prison and I eventually just left when she finally went to the toilet
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>222841555should have done a double roll backwards to gain space then kicked off the wall and sent him flying
Brutal trvkenuke
>>222841627Revitalise the British high street with potted plants
>>222841622Good move. She'll be back with him as soon as he's out.
How I imagine half of you niggas look like
>>222841633anime is mainstream and has been for years now, lad
>>222841652We used to have them until the Tory cuts took them away! (also they were constantly vandalised and filled with rubbish but ignore that)
Sounds like a cope to me
>>222841663Ad hom
we at /brit/ pledge allegiance to Canada and support them in their mission to defeat the moroccan menace
>>222841673Noncing is mainstream, all the big celebrities and politicians are doing it.
>>222841523Women store fat in their thighs, arse and the back of their arms. Men store fat around their abdomen. Women don't do anything to achieve these big thighs, they just exist that way.
>>222841229foids don't get it
The WOKE DUGINIST REICH has taken Konstantinovka. It’s time to send Richard Spencer to the Donbas.
The godless orient
>>222841653yep I thought thatvery sad but whatever
>go to itv x>theyre trying to make me watch rugbylmao fuck off
he cute
>>222841734because old white women pornstars don't exist. have a look on xhamster retard
>>222841627used to do this in uninot worth doing it now because you know whats just rip them out
wtf orlando bloom is playing for morocco
>>222841764so fucking sexy
>>222841764Footballers all look the same and I'm sick of pretending otherwise.
someone told me I look like foden
>>222841764all that money and still can't get a decent fitting suit
>>222841627What a lovely lady.
okay i am going to watch the football now!!
bravs just a bug
cringe my nut off whenever i see a yank or pseudoyank supporter shouting lets go
>>222841627Get the high street revitalised
they just can't get away with dressing like that
>>222841523you have to stop yourself from thinking like this babes you'll never win x
>>222841764the zest king
>>222841799corr you've done him herehe might be a famous handsome millionaire with a wife and kids making £400,000 a week with free reign to shag worldies off his instagram but you've done him right up his batty arsehole here with his ill-fitting suit right from your seedy childhood bedroom haven't you how will he recover
what's the point of TGJones
>>222841587batter 'dem
looks like she's squatting down to do a wee here, not very dignified. she ought to have a word with her agent
Imagine getting all mad on a multi-millionaire's behalf.
>women commentator speaking like she has a blocked noselove love LOVE listening to this
>>222841850you can buy stationary there
>>222841520I almost got arrested at toil for punching someone. properly lost my head
do canada play all their games in canada?
>>222841868that's clearly a man
>>222841905yestheyre in texas, canada currently
>>222841905we would have if we had topped our group
tell you what when you see them on the beach you would thing they were in their 20s
>>222841846melty
i like looking for crabs on the beach
Back from the three dayer, reset the router? couldn't be arsed
why are you blacking me
My first is in marmalade but isn`t in jam My second`s in omelette but never in ham My third is in universe but isn`t in space My fourth is in shadow but not in the face My fifth is in earthquake but isn`t in shake.....And when you assemble these clues I have spun You`ll see a small creature that`s always on the run Whether clicking on desktops or chewing through cheese It`s a whiskered companion that do what it please !!
>>222841944Have you learned your lesson? Would you say that you're going to mend your ways from this day forth?
>>222841944based sensible man of good morals
>>222841944what'd you do?do it again if you're a badman
>>222841954what's the answer then
>>222841954cat
why are spectators allowed to blow whistles
any bristol boy in
stop hitting yourselfstop hitting yourselfstop hitting yourself
>>222841979anarchy reigns
>>222841979land of the free. they can bring a gun in and shoot it around the place if they want
managed to easily quit porn when i realised all it really is is just people having sex, just the same old bullshit over and over, literally the only string to their bow. realised there's no point in looking at it
>>222841955Maybe, I'm not sure, was a very gay ban>>222841960I'm completely serious this is how it went>asian tranny thread>Italian flag: why exactly do you people lust over them instead of real women>Me: suckable feminine penis (this was a joke)>You have been banned
>>222841954vile coward
>>222842006watching people have sex is better than breathing
>>222842016>(this was a joke)
>>222842016how's that a ban ffs
We are seeing the soft relaunch of Mouselord
it looms....
blatantly got banned for racism or nonceism and is covering
>>222842006good post>>222842034evil freakish post
fuck you
early chances for canada
>>222842065Haven't been banned for racism for ages desu, and the one time I got banned for making a nonce joke it was for a month, for that one I did reboot my router
been invited to a queer rave on pride weekend
damn big save
this is better from Canada
>>222842093i'm all out of second chances
Blimey must be hot in Canada, they're more tanned than the Moroccans
>>222842097You going to stick your penis in a bloke's arse or are you going to chicken out?
This is better from Morocco
>>222842126he said the line
great ballwork from Canada, they're moving the ball well and they're using their feet
This is worse from Canada
>>222842144I dunno, do people shag at these
>>222842153You just get a sense the momentum has shifted. We wondered before the match how they would deal with the low block but now they've gone with the false 9 to try and thwart the offside trap. We're seeing the wingbacks have good success with the overload, time and time again they're getting these 2 on 1s and it's causing havoc for the defenders.
>>222842126global warming has really hit us hard
both teams with chances in the first quarter
>90% of Iranian-Americans marry non-Iranians. >In two generations the Iranian-American community will not exist.Through the power of BWC we will annihilate the diasporoid traitors for the glory of the Islamic Republic.
elden ring has no replayability
>>222842186Gays shag at literally any event and also just generally. Double bag tho, you don't want bad aids.
Counting all of the passes made
>the illegal stream on a random site made a brazilian programmer works better than the official £20 a month service
sometimes the players wearing white are kicking the ball and sometimes it's the players wearing black, it's absolutely electric
Has any of these Indians and Chinese in Canada made it to any sport? There's so many of them there with how often they complain about them
>>222842222Probably shagging blacks
>>222842232it's free to air lad just turn on your telly
>>222842240They approach life through expected value calculations. Way more realistic to be successful through grinding homework.
>>222842228think i might shag a lass instead then x
>>222842240Probably more of them in the ping pong, badminton and cricket teams
>>222842246Get to f%^k you clown.
>one of the Moroccan players surname is literally HalalRidiculous really. You don't see Jews named Kosher
>Probably shagging blacks
any bam truthers in?
>>222842285shabbos kestenbaum
>>222842296i am hopeful for his recovery if that's what you mean
>>222842240always indians playing cricket in the green spaces here
>>222842296they replaced him with an ugly Jewess in the new one she does no stunts whatsoever
>>222842311not true
cutting some absolutely rancid, revolting, repugnant, repulsive, and rank farts lads
i remember when i went to dubai there would just be hundreds of indians playing cricket in the evening once their arab slave masters let them leave work
That is an absolutely ludious bit of skill from Canada.
>>222842272not a boomer, watching on the 'puter
Canada looking threatening
>>222842303Okay fair enough that's a ridiculous name too
>>222842232What are you trying to watch?
my adhd brain just tried to fast forward a live stream LOL
Was at Taylor Swift's wedding and they were livestreaming the funeral of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
why is our cricket team so white
>>222842325is true and you can run to your VPN to seethe all you want Rachel Wolfson, Jewess, is POINTLESS and replaced Bam
>>222842396theyre all south african
>>222842350>computeryeah you're an unc lol
>>222842343The UAE is really the model jews have for planet earthsubcontinental/mixed race slave class that works to keep all the infrastructure running and a jew master class that sits like effendi and does nothing but collect money from their non white thrallslike the movie metropolis but with non whites
>>222842374frasier
>>222842232It's on itv though (online too)
gonna eat 10,000 calories today easy
>>222842424why would a brazilian be streaming old episodes of frasier?
remember playing assassins creed 2 and hearing the town criers constantly yelling "ATTENZIONE! ATTTENZIONE!" then he'd start pissing and moaning about assassins would love the option to shiv all those loudmouth italian cunts
>>222842410one of the worst attempts at a comeback i've ever seen, didn't even quote me correctly. pathetic lmao
>>222842434It's your 250th birthday lad. Go fucking wild.
living with ocd must be hell
I do genuinely hope all bbc posters live lives of continuous abject misery.
LIVERPOOL
Is she gay ??
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all your youtube subscriptions should go into a live stream that you can't change with the ads appearing in blocks every 15 minutes and you can't change any of it
arrivederci it's one on one
this isn't a jokei just found out my great great grandad was half blacki have blonde hair and blue eyes
Gabriella Irimia and Monica Irimia of the Cheeky Girls with Jan Rooney and Mickey Rooney attend David Gest's dinner for Caudwell Childrens Legends Ball at Gilgamesh Restaurant in Camden Town (2008)
So which one is the African team?
>>222842487why
>one of the worst attempts at a comeback i've ever seen, didn't even quote me correctly. pathetic lmao
Jesus. How incompetent are UK policehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783186039870540.mp4
https://youtu.be/vps8WQoMHNo?si=cowQYnsa2ZJ21bWN
look everyone this thick mong cannot install an adblocker (still using Chrome no doubt despite years of warnings this would happen) and is seething about it >>222842487
>>222842506Fuck off
>>222842506alri wog
>>222842528leftypol tried to tell you this rorke but you didn't listen until it suddenly affected white people
>>222842528why did he dive to the ground like he was playing football
Me? A Brave enjoyer, no ads, no messing around with adblockersIt just works
>>222842544ok
>>222842506bbc status?
just beat a pinko commie to death
>>222842240yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4FMaxEigjA
the feeding frenzy
>>222842506ever fuck him up the arse?
>>222842533it was a joke, mark. I was joking. It was a chirstmas joke
*enters /brit/*
>just beat a pinko commie to death
morocco is going to fucking do nothing all game and then, at 88' score off a dogshit corner and win the game
>>222842589cute post
ITV is playing the 1996 final and it is so much more kino than games today. Less diving, less drama, no hydration breaks, more action, more skill.
>>222842616the beautiful game as it were
canadian posters are so cute
>chirstmas
just been hopelessly decieved by a "youtube short" pertaining to the act of leaving chips to defrost in water, draining and then proceeding to shake them up, thus developing a crispy texture once air fried. did naff all might as well have cooked them right out of the bag
(Serious Post)Can we try have one thread without poo, cock, arses, and bigotry
>>222842580You're STILL doing it. You are severely mentally ill.
>>222842641<3
England would have lost vs DR Congo without the hydration breaks
>>222842577my knob is 8 inches genuinely
whole cock needs coming off
>>222842690we love you
>>222838028SCR
>>222842641not me
having been to Canada for 3 days, I hope we beat morocco
>>222842586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX3LzKY0TlE
>>222842698may we see it
When does Dear Leader give his fourth of july speech
>>222842693True
>>222842718>ziedy is actually physically disabled and likely wheelchair boundtoby fucking won
>>222842698go on then
rooting for the African team
>>222842674we need to ditch the internet for things like that. and go back to sources with some amount of accountability like mary berry or jamie oliver cookbooks
>>222842729hold on about 5 minutesyou've caught me when drunk so you're lucky x
asking AI how to best eat food cos im pathetic
>>222842791UM x
>>222842783based based based (will never happen)
>>222842776geographically challenge yank discovers north africa
>>222842776Recent migration waves to the north will ensure Morocco darkens up
wish that smelly curry man would hurry up and arrive with the goyslop i ordered 20 minutes yonder
quit the bellyaching and get back to work!
today I am argentinean
do dogs really know whats going on around them
>>222842718>>222842753they're not the same people thoughthe guy who did that is literally in a mental hospital and has been for yearsspoke to him on the old /brit/cord and yes his life is as depressing as you think
>>222842776nafris are so ugly
>>222842829right shes...you know
>>222842718nun be culd do
>>222842836strange lie
What are your predictions for the football tonight lads? Im thinking one team will score more goals than the other or they'll both score the same amount of goals and it'll go to penalties. If thats the case I think the team who scores the most amount of penalties will win.
you can't everything rawapplying heat is a jewish psyop to get you to buy more gas and electricity
Might take my last 50mg Sildenafil tonight. Haven't used them in a couple of months as they didn't seem to work but I'll give it one last try
>>222842823they're not spineless whites
Is it true? Does /brit/ have an incel problem?
>>222842842A scouser
>>222842859Would be a really pointless thing to lie aboutHe comes in here sometimes too to whine about his grim life
>>222842869Hmm doesn't look 8 inchesQuite thin too
>>222842869UM
>>222842869shalom
>>222842869wtf is that at the side
>>222842864haha your willy don't work
One team African, the other of European settler heritage.The twist? I'm unable to differentiate between the two.That is to say, I can't tell which team is which.
well rorke?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783186820062511.mp4
>>222842860total newworld victoryCanada winParaguay win thenUSA win Mexico winBrazil win Colombia winArgentina win
>>222842869Those veins don't look too healthy
Need a 6/10 girlfriend who smells like vanilla and isn’t obese
>>222842890my leg and hand
>>222842869Where the fuck is your foreskin lol
cartoonishly gassy today
still got 3 days of trimethoprim to get rid of the sexually transmitted infection i received while wanking
>>222842917had phimosis and it became excruciating when my knob started to get big during puberty
>>222842910B&M might have those
>>222842869hi
>>222842829she's english you bender
Haven't had sex with my wife in 1 month
>>222842869>no timestamp
>>222842868Yeah they're worse since they cope with>At least Ngubu is muslim...
>>222842965what's his hold up?
>>222842869Circumcision needs banning. Imagine having that length and a scarred desiccated tip
>>222842904i like the two women kind of gay porn
>>222842869there isn't a fanny in the world compatible with this thing. hope you like shagging gaped gay arses with aids exclusively
What compels people here to post nude images of themselves
morroccans are an absolute embarrassment right now
my willy is much much smaller than that lad's willy
>>222842995Validation
canada in charge of scoring goals
>>222842991my gf loves it
>>222842995Mental illness
>>222842995he's had 10 (you)s, for god's sake10!
>>222841969Nicholas Lyndhurst
>>222843019girls dont care for willies. she loves you for you
>>222843011Mine is a similar length and not circumcised since I never had phimo
my willy is about the same size as the one posted, yet it’s not mutilated
consider the bearded tit**take a look in the mirror aha
would suck that cock
>>222842995When I got a new telly I was tempted to post it here with my naked body in the tv reflection
NEW>>222843038>>222843038>>222843038
>>222843039>she loves you for yousent him flying
so covering your mouth is a red card but what if you don't cover your mouth? how would they know what you are saying?before you retards say "mouthreading" you have no clue how that works so be quiet
>>222843047>aboutit's over
my penis is slightly larger and not mutilated
looks early that
>>222841523Basically you go on your tip toes instead of squats
>>222843080mouthreading
posting in here since I'm still not ready to move over to the new
>>222843080lipreading
>>222842431itv support terrorists
>>222843080listening?? the ref has ears
