>>222843038Why are moroccans are so angry
might blame white people for my personal failings
>>222843060Such a strange thing to do
mad how a black hole could swoop past Earth and we wouldn't know anything about it until all physical matter on Earth suddenly spaghettifies
>>222843082Oh your knobs bigger than 8 inches is it, may we see it
>>222843038forgot they were playing ngl 2bh
giwtwmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783098445884719.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783098445884719.webm
>>222843115It’d be pretty rotten luck if Earth made it 4.5 billion years without that happening and then got sucked up during our <100 year stint
sirloin steak and chips for my teanow getting wine drunkexcellent saturday at home watching youtube on my laptop
right well
>>222843119uh no i can't upload images or something
>>222843147it has a flared base for a reason ffs
>>222843188The 'bergs
that picture of my cock was taken down but I'm not banned lol
>>222843147Not gay but would
>>222843235give it a few mins
hello what do you eat for breakfast?
Could be Chicago town microwave pizzas for tea
any cunnilingus girl in x
Need to start twinkmaxing so I can get a 6’2 dominatrix wife who can throw me around the bedroom and salvage my bloodline so all my children don’t suffer the same manlet fate I did
>>222843235janny must have enjoyed it so he let you off
>>222843188>>222843229mad how they are all bergs
>>222843224berg and chips
wish i hadnt watched this match
>>222843224not sure about that fisheverything actually looks really drywasn't a chinky chippy was it?
>>222843188
All To Jesus I Surrender
right well I'm off for a wank see you all in a bit
>>222843279you reckon he was putting on the nosebleeds
covering my mouth while I post racism so janny can't dob me in
getting a lot of (You)s for this silly post heh>>>/sp/156227508
>>222843332right thats a ban
>>222843324pics? x
The Emerald Hill Zone theme music is vastly superior to the Green Hill Zone theme.
>>222843224Hi! I'm a writer, and my characters are all British, but I'm not. In one family scene, my main character is having dinner in his home, and I just wanted to ask what a typical British family would have for dinner on any normal day. What would a mother cook for the family? My current working dish is fish and chips, but that sounds too stereotypical to me.(Also, is it dinner or supper? The meal you have before bed?)
might start an online coaching business on how to waste your life and piss every opportunity you get given up the wall while getting progressively fatter
>>222843224>condiments out permanentlylow class trash
>>222843038french canadian vs frenchman
>>222843335it's not funny. they're just all drunk or high
well said jez
>>222843367>trashFOY
>>222843349Most people I know don't cook fish and chips and home. It's usually a takeaway meal, not a typical everyday thing, and certainly not as popular as it was. The UK is a diverse country and there's no typical meal that everyone eats. Also, the image of a mother cooking for the family is a rather quaint one. We've moved on a bit since the 1950s.Please don't take offence at this, but why are you writing about a culture you know very little about? No matter how good your writing is, it's going to look inauthentic.
>>222843335honestly refreshing to see an /sp/ link and not see the vilest post of the month
>>222843373Wasn't that last month
>>222843312Good lad
Right then, my willy is not as big as his but I'm inspired to post mine because I think it's still pretty big and I've been told it is a nice looking willy. I just need to get a bit horny later and I'll post it
>>222843349is teadinner is eaten at lunchtime
might larp as working class
>>222843373shut the fuck up jez you fucking daft old commie cunt
>>222843315can the ref hear across the pitch you daft cunt
>>222843373I live in a working class area, have a white van man dad and deano mates and have never felt oppressed because I'm gay
rorke activating his myDewalt account and registering his impact driver for the extended three year warranty
>>222843423depends if he has good hearing
>>222843188catberg not happy
>>222843382>the image of a mother cooking for the family is a rather quaint oneIs it?My mum always cooked for the family
>>222843417alri leftypol
what did he say?
>>222843349You’ve opened a can of worms here (not for dinner). Where are they from in the UK? Is it a basic, poor, or wealthy dinner? Details matter in terms of scene setting here if you want to be authentic
>>222843401post it x
>>222843458dunno but isn't that a red card?
>>222843423nothing to hide nothing to fear
>>222843458called him a big smelly poo head
>>222843458called him a filthy er... brown cunt... or something
>>222843459Fish and chips is more like a treat we buy from a shop, rather than something our mum would make for an average dinner. Normal dinners for me include: jacket potatos, pasta dishes, shepherds pie, casseroles, oven pizzas, sausages with mash or included in pasta, fishcakes and burgers. Most British people are comfortable making variations of other countries food as well so families often eat things like stir-fries with noodles, curries, cous cous, risotto, and various things served with rice.
scran
>>222843486slugknob
>>222843486....right.
ermsticles
Did I bleed the blood of greed
>>222843486that looks like mine
>>222843496please don't eat her bro she's so cute she doesn't deserve this :(
>>222843038which team is from africa?
>>222843462I said I will but later when I get it up
>>222843486>>222843517yeah my willy also looks like this. How come we all have the same fucking willy?
there's a man coughing really loud outside, think he might be dying
flaccid knob only looks good when it's completely hairless and attached to a cute trans queen
>>222843496just pulling a baking tray out of a hot oven with her bare hands is she yeah?lazy film making
>>222843521"Africa" originally referred to only North Africa
what the fuck my knob is tiny and thin where did you guys get yours
is proliferation of italian restaurants a recession indicator? 3 have popped up here . seems like as people eat out less they're less likely to experiment and just settle because you can't go wrong with pizza and pasta
>>222843545you should open your window and take deep breaths for 10 seconds
>>222843555my dad gave me his knob
had a big mac and it wasn't that good
>>222843573:/
>>222843343I posted a picture of my willy before and you replied to it
I haven't watched one piece in a year
crine my gay porn heart out x
might go to canada
>>222843605one piece of what?
>>222843598um x
my dads knob is a bit bigger than mine (we go gym together and I saw it as he eas changing)
mental how the best things for you like going for a jog, having some vegetables, going to bed early... all get people calling you gay. is it cope from people who wish they could have such discipline?
should I get a chinky or a paki?
saw a black person today :/
been offered £1100 to look after a severely disabled man for a weeky/n?
>>222843605Good it is garbage. Watch better anime like Naruto, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Hitman Reborn and Hunter X Hunter
>>222843670You're a man don't reply to me
>>222843655that a brass? get both lad
>>222843666mentally or physically
my dads willy is much browner than minelike far far browner
>>222843654running, eating vegetables and going to sleep isn't difficult
>>222843670oh wow you are so cultured for watching the most entry level popular goyslop anime of all time
>>222843654none of that gives me dopamine
someone mentions anime and you can guarantee it will be there replying like anyone gives a fuck
>>222843686nah food like x
>>222843695I don't watch exclusively shounen. I was listing better shounen than One Piece. My favourite anime is Clannad Afterstory
>>222843688mentally, physically he's fine and can bathe/clean himself but he has severe brain damage and is essentially a very ruckus child trapped in a 40 year old mans body
>>222843693and yet everyone seems to struggle doing it. deny this makes you a coping retard as well so don't try it, concession has already been accepted.
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
recently watched that Demon Slayer anime and enjoyed it a fair bit
wonder what sex feels like
i like Dragon Ball
deepseek has started doing more of its thinking in chinese and forgets to translate. honestly kinda like having a wee robot to speaking ching ching to me
>>222843695unlike one piece then i take it?
>>222843549what was the rest called
>>222843623don't go to Toronto, it's not worth it
>>222843745it's alright. the very fact that you're doing it is a better sensation than the act itself
>>222843738any fan service?
my dads knob tastes a bit more bitter than mine
chebs
>>222843654>disciplineeating vegetables, the paragon of discipline
lmao
>>222843778Agreed
>>222843666how'd you know heathermongs dad then?
>>222843763They just wrote "here there be monsters" over it on the map
>>222843799what's funny
Mousey stop pulling our plonker and just come home
>>222843753All Mexicans do It's in the lore
>>222843738It's enjoyable and the animation is lush. I gave the first season a 8/10 and the later seasons 7/10
>>222843799would shag her all day long
>>222843803
>>222843772a few big booba and hips / thighs and suchit's not afraid to have attractive female characters
my favourite anime is the animated recreations of the lost episodes of Doctor Who
>>222843738yeah good animation on that onestory and most of the characters are a bit shit though
>>222843881for me its k on
hi lads how do I commit crime online can anyone tell me
Well shit
out to town after this game to pull some slagsany good chatup lines? i'm thinking of "so which team was the african one?"
Canada had plenty of chances but haven't made anything of them
>>222843914need to apply for a crime licence
>canada
well, that's us done, then
Few years ago I decided to turn my life around and start working out. Progress was slow but gradually ( was getting somewhere. One cold winter's day at toil, I was working hard and took my jumper off. Black colleague said "holy fuck anon, do you work out? Youre much bigger than i expected"But then i had my heartbroken by a milf and now i havent exercised in years and gotten a bit fat desu. i want to get back out there and try finding love/milfs again but... i aint what i used to be anymore:(
got the Guns N Roses on
canadaaaaa
>>222843932alright fair I'll get that sorted thanks mate
>>222843938can't believe you've done this
>>222843914do something funny like hire an assassin to kill a billionaire
>>222843925>you look interesting to talk toyou'll be knee deep by 11
>>222843938im sorry x
farting up a storm over here
>>222843925As if you've ever spoken to a woman
fuckin moroccans
>>222843925"you look built for bbc"
pokimane is my oneitis
doing insane farts
why are indians so clever
>>222843992noooo
>>222843969sauce?
>>222844014YES
just seen cuties
>>222844013
>>222844014yank sensationalist shit. obviously it shouldn't be removed
>>222844014retarded
not very canada day this
not watching anymoredon't like morocco
>>222844047Ian????
mandartory listening for yankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM
pokimane probably wishes she wasn't moroccan
>>222844014it should be changed, measured at standing foot
>>222844041i watched it last yearnot horrible but also not great
>>222844102thought she was a wetback
are football refs the fittest of all sports refs?
>>222844111what if youre jumping
Where does /brit/ stand on hip dips?
>>222844102Since she's Canadian she could use that
>>222844136snooker
I saw the goal against can'tada live, I could smell it coming.
>>222844155no jumping, ban that shit
>>222844156they look sexy on some women. what matter is the hip ratio and bubbliness of the butt
>>222844156who gives a flying fucking fuck. fuck you fucker fuck off
>>222844156[X] Don't know
>>222844190obama
>>222844156dunno
>>222843940LOOK AT THOSE FAGGOTS
>>222844167thats the ref? i thought that was just the guy who puts the balls on the table
>>222843940WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEPLAYSTATION'S TAKING ALL YOUR GAMES
uninteresting games today
went to tesco and bough pizza and scotch eggs and crisps and rennies and 9 toilet rolls and the cheeky cunt at the till said big night planned mate
>>222844190Looks like the artist painted everything but left the face only to realise he was a bit too [bannable word] to make it reasonable
>>222843444yeah think he's just projecting
just found out that although football is not popular as a spectator sport in american, it is the most played. every school kid plays it. hence the "soccer mom" thing.yanks acting like it's obscure sport no one cares about there.
>>222844229get him raped
>>222844156which one is more comfortable for pushing a head through your pelvis? any studies done on this?
i only really respect stem people even though i don't want my future children to be stem focused
>>222844272ok
camgirl i like hasn't been on for a week
wahey yes it's saturday night
been hanging out my arse all day feeling rotten rough dirty downtrodden and hopeless and just had 2 double vodkas in quick succession and now on a can and i must say i feel like a new man
>>222844272guy who lives in a world where humans and plants can interbreed
Well, I'm a west coast struttinOne bad mother(fucker)Got a rattlesnake suitcase under my armSaid, I'm a mean machine, been drinkin' gasolineAnd, honey, you can make my motor humWell, I got one chance left in a nine lives catI got a dog eat dog sly smileI got a Molotov cocktail with a match, to-goI smoke my cigarette with styleAnd I can tell you, honey, you can make my money tonightWake up late, honey, put on your clothesAn' take your credit card to the liquor storeAn' that's one for you, and two for me by tonight
>>222844249if everyone plays it why do they all look so stupid when they try to kick a ball
genuinely unreal how people still think sacked tranny's posts are authenticevery post he makes is fishing for one of two replies:>that's wrong/you're a retard/you're lying>how pathetic/kill yourself/state of you
>>222844313i have him filtered. problem solved.
>>222844131i look like this
It's so obvious the spammer who is determined to ruin /brit/ is an American using a few vpns.Americans have the biggest chip on the shoulder/inferiority complex towards the UK and you can see with ziedbelg and catyank never getting punished for avatar use there's someone pushing an agenda here.
>>222844313It's 19:30pm on a Saturday and you're seething about her
>>222844299should be prochudy
>>222844313Pretty sure he replies to himself most of the time.
>>222844344this nigga checks his closet and under his bed for the scary american before he goes to bed
>her
moroccans are hwite??
took off my autism ear protectors cos they were hurting my head. thanks x
>>222844381LOL!
>>222844249
god made manman made religion
get the ball kickedget the slop delivered get the PIP claimed
Me? Watching Canada vs Morocco while having a beer. Kebab wrap ordered. It Saturday x
how the fuck is that a yellow
>>222844409Ian made a ham and cheese sandwich
>>222844406>brave>ai overviewthink reddit might be more suited to you
>>222844354transparently defending himself with his trip off or replying to himself trying to get called out for samefagging falls into the latter category
>>222844413Unironically how it should be x
>>222844426scream
>>222844431>seething
>>222844414And honestly? That’s powerful.— Take a breath in, and give those zen vibes a second to KICK IN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb3V8axKbPs
Every office I've worked in has had a couple of "ham sandwich for lunch" type people who browse MoneySavingExpert during their lunch break and only get water on work socials.Legitimately the most boring people alive.
>>222844469me on the right
>>222844426>Ian made a ham and cheese sandwichdon't know this reference :3
i love my little kitty cat
>>222844309>Good girl Meadow! Brick wall baby!
>>222844306s
>female commentator takes the time to celebrate the joys of migration and multiculturalism during the GEICO PEPSI MAX hydration break®lovely stuff
The weather guy.
>>222844485and yet here you are obsessed with them
which one's the Canadian team LMAOOOO
>>222844485what's a work social
>>222844472oh wow so original *yawns* you've done me! *walks away and talks to someone who isn't an incel*
>>222844426howl
we're in the 4th quarter
>>222844406Why don't you ask the internet how many cocks on average your mom has taken up her culo?
>>222844431nothing wrong with bravefirefox has memory issues and chrome is awful
Mad how tiny cities were historically. I live in a tiny village of 5000 people which you could walk from tip to tip in about 30 minutes, but if it were the 11th century it would be the 3rd largest city in the entire country.
>>222844515tesco £1 ham and 70p bread sandwhich for lunch haver spotted
on my slots bullshit again
Casual fauck.
women in police uniform are so sexy
Today my mother noticed niggers have vey small, low and weird foreheads. Next time she will make a full connection
>>222844535brave is chrome with a coat of paint
Irisher.
>>222844555they've done you
>>222844485before i started getting paid lunches, i would take a home made sandwich, an apple and a klean kanteen of water
>>222844535brave is literally chrome with a different skin retard
the glorious twelfth of july is next week i cant wait we're all lighting bonfires and getting steaming
>>222844572
>>222844485what are you supposed to dogoing subway or something costs like £10went in a m&s and they're selling a basic sandwich for like £6, ridiculous. could spend £200 a month on lunches if you're not careful
>>222844574They resemble mushrooms
>>222844590Show me something.
>>222844590wish i could go to a good old fashioned flag burning
>>222844616I would like to apologise to broccoli hair, it turns out things could get so much worse.
>>222844605>anon takes a sip from his trusty Vault 13 canteen
hope when the moroccans in paris chimp out after getting raped 4-1 someone fights back
>>222844617picky bits from everyone else's lunch in the office fridge
It's ok.
>>222844587>>222844613not really though
Stone Rose's Vs Oasi's....whos better...
>>222844590this is a psyop to associate flag burning with extreme rorkes so leftypol can't ever get away with it.
gf just left me lads
if Canada get knocked out then we're not CUM anymore. we're UM
>>222844617yeah just have sandwiches for lunch, rice and beans for dinner, sit at home all day with a jacket on in the winter. get that "early" retirement at 60 after you've wasted your entire life doing nothing but collecting voucher, discount codes and looking at your ISA balance lmao
But...
>>222844680never heard of oasi
>>222844680Never heard of them Stone Rose but they cant be worse than Oasis
>>222844688she weren't expecting that
Stupid English AI
david has been rubbish today
>>222844690always have been x
>>222844688It's better to be alone than sticking with whores. Now you can find a big titted girl that loves you
Leftypol and rorke settling their differences over a burning of the american flag
I choose that you are a real Englishman.
>>222844692no one's impressed with your overpriced sandwiches
>>222844769don't eat sandwiches cus i'm not a poor runt
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I work with AI my servant who is a real Englishman.
saving is a scourge . keep the money movingget it invested. get it spent. get it donated
>>222844469there he is!
I promise you I won't do anything about it.
>>222844690UM
Go to sleep AI my servant.
>>222844770early>>222844789performative
>>222844190sir reasonable blackman
