Canada not feeling good editionprev. https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/222851097/cum-canada-usa-mexico#top
Bot or schizophrenic
I wanna get drunk but Im gonna drink during the US game on monday so I'll have to intake my edibles insteadcest la vie
canada not bussin frfr blud
Ready for the Calgary Stampede?!
>>222853541>>222853538I saved a few, if anyone want's to try to decipher https://vocaroo.com/14FnLebI3g4u
>>222853549*karate chops you in the throat*
This one goes out to all my /cum/mieshttps://youtu.be/tLopP8OTt6M?si=4U3sDKF8j0RluEPy
if portugal beats spain then we are 100% getting messi vs ronaldo final
>>222853566*blocks**sweeps the leg**drops a cinderblock on your penis*
giving this a try
I never see Mexicans wearing those big hats
>>222853556That's good to hear Fares.
>>222853574its staying home
>>222853579https://youtu.be/i3CZTQ82YEU
I just saw a Mexican flag hanging off a balcony.
>>222853563
>>222853579First and 2nd episodes are not that great, they are nothing like the rest
>>222853581 only mariachi wear it
You can’t do 3 things cheater
me and my boyfriend had this AI song made last year thats basically "born in the usa" but it says "born in the US gay (we are gay)" and it talks about fucking dudes and stuff. and we like to fuck to that song every 4th of july.
Not a fan of faggots who use the 4th to declare that they do not like the country they're living in
>>222853592is the trophy in the us?
>>222853579Enjoy your transition
We play tomorrow
>>222853613do they all drink Modello too?
>>222853624duhhhhhh
>>222853608https://vocaroo.com/1hQavMrpuJ3f
>>222853615*drops another cinderblock on your big toe*
>>222853635does the winner get to keep the trophy for 4 years?
see last post of last breadington if you wanna see good post i made
>>222853632Gemini can do butts?
>>222853615He had more AP than you
alas, the funniest possible matchups cant happen short of a miracle
>>222853549corr good song covered by emmy.lou harris
>>222853656not interested
Can’t wait to leave my bitch ass did in a nursing home
>>222853663whats funniesthonestly i reckon if englel even beat mejico dey will lose to either brasil or norway
>>222853671A lot of those little holes are hot AF and horny
>>222853632anthro sexooooooo
>>222853678USA vs England would’ve been kino. It can only happen in the final unfortunately
>>222853579in spanish o ingles
>>222853678usa vs france or usa vs england i guess
>>222853657
>>222853667then why did you look
>>222853692>>222853678mexico vs USA certified shitshow every time we play each other and the banter/memes would be unimaginable
done with 2 cans of beer. not drunk yet
>>222853715yeah unfortunately that's not happening
Fuck AI. Seriously.That shit sucks.
>>222853527I could really go for eating pussy right now
God bless America.
>>222853758I like AI
>>222853759corr good hall and oates song diss
>>222853758I like AI when it's done good
>>222853759always in the mood for that
Remember that little French mouse that tom was trying to kill with a fencing sword
>>222853791yeah they laughed at him when he died if I remember correctly
I remember Michigan J Frogg
>>222853774I love hall and oates and I have no idea what the fuck a corr is. are you drinking, perchance?
steak for dinner
Leave no toes unsucked
>>222853833Bucks love sucking on thangs
>>222853833You do realize you just posted AI, right?
AYOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7pyAbHc654
>>222853786hell yeah, brother
We are on stolen land. Boycott this holiday and Drumpf
>>222853876Don't care
>>222853895Fuck. You just reminded me that we’re on stolen land
Dogberg humps his bed instead of sleeping on it
>>222853883That’s a sick video
>>222853906post dogberg
We’re like a goat being slowly devoured by a python … We bleat a bit, twist a little, and occasionally kick feebly, but on the whole we’re afflicted by some lethal lassitude that allows us to accept that we will slowly rot in the belly of the beast.
>>222853883one of the first videos I saw and said fuck that AI shit looks real it's over
>>222853906a higher creature like me does both
>>222853906My horny ahh if I was reincarnated as the dog I am
>>222853843nae, me isnae drankingcorr is a british term denotatin' enthusement
they need to make an nc-17 version of 'after' with unsimulated penetration
>>222853917erotic post
>>222853933>he's drinking toolmao
Yo dawg you wanna hit this blunt?
>>222853906same
Hit the update button but I didn’t get any (you)s.
i like it so far
Here's your (You)Now f*ck off
>>222853762Lmfao
>>222853978Who's your favorite character
>>222853973sup bro
>>222853973gock
SENPAI
>>222853914
>>222853762Tuffest shit I've seen all day
>>222853973got to get a dopamine hit
I’m the guy that killed Mike Tyson’s pigeons
Does drumpf really wear diapers?
>>222854003takagi general
>>222854010
>night falls>heavy rains>rain stop>heavy fog (not firework smoke) rolls inAn ill omen indeed
>>222854020
I hope the fireworks and gunshots last for 3 more weeks
>>222854031Florida?
>>222853527but seriously, how do Bri' ish women feel about their English rose being referred to as a cunt? I thought It would be kinda hot, but would It get me slapped? I mean no offense.
>>222854031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImXNU8Kg4H0
>>222854037Chicago
i come home from work to my barren apartment and lay in my bed until 8:30 when i go to sleep day in and day out on some minecraft villager shit. i live like a roomba. im not a human person the way the rest of you are
>>222854042my penisberstein was inside your mom's cunt yesterday
wish it rained in california
>>222852698It's not that much. Mead is like %5 abv at most, buti think mine is lower probably 3% . I poured 2-3 shots in and then filled the rest with mead. I feel mildly tipsy but not shitfaced
>>222854029Wrong
>>222854042wrong thread apparently
>>222854044Wish I could have seen em live.
yui general. period
1 week sober
Happy 250th America, if Rome is any indicator you still have another 200 years or so until you become an Empire.
>>222854078Time for a drink
>>222854078based
>>222854058takagi>won>married her crush>wins at everything>even got a spinoff as a grown up momNagatoro>literally still blueballing readers>jealous>titmogged by her entire crew>got blueballed by senpai
>>222854086You’re going to hell
There's no point in celebrating a failed state full of foreign shitskins
>>222854084Thx
another holiday spent alone punctuated by occasional booms
It’s Boxed Macaroni for me
>>222854078take it one day at a time, sexy
roses are redviolets are bluetime for a drinkand you me too
>>222854073not even the best crayon girl
>>222854102real
>>222854095Lighten up bitch
>>222854103kd?
>>222854111cry harder pendejo
>>222854078Good job brother keep going it’s so worth it
>>222853549just drink everyday. I've been drunk for 10 years straight
>>222854023He's a catheter chad
>>222854098I agree anon but Canada day was 3 days ago!
>>222854093Nope Nagatoro wins
>>222854116You little rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxL7x2AHgs0
>>222854120I get the Annie’s
america i'm sorry, i failed you
>>222854139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQeDkkf1es
nagatoro was alright in the first volume when it was still roughly based off the emotional abuse fetish stuff the artist originally drewafter that it was generic tsundereslop aka dogshit
>>222854023No that's Darksydephil
>>222854148She forgives you
I had pork for breakfast, chicken for lunch, and beef for dinner
Give me welfare check
The lads
>power out from windstorm>90F degrees>BOOM BOOM B-BOOM sssssssssss BOOMBOOMBOOOM ssssssssss BABABABOOM
>>222854143
>>222854139you saw that new girl drummer? she's pretty good
>>222854167a zombified version would be more apt
>>222854168I got something else for you for dessert ya hear me
>>222854169Do you get quarterly payments from the federal government in America?
The only people out celebrating in my city are minorities ironically, and a handful of college frat bros Otherwise it's pretty quiet
Umarucchi general
>>222854190No
>>222853579>>>/lgbt/
>>222854111True, that would be Mugi
>>222854193what are you implying?
>>222854180She still waits for her saviour
LETS GO ANIME BROS
gock general
>>222854129enjoy getting blueballed, chump
>>222854209gockinghamshire
>>222854204Lady Liberty needs me?
>>222854078Congrats bro. Stay strong. I have 13 sober from opiates and 2 from alcohol.
>>222854179Yeah, but the ticket prices were insane
>>222854211Enjoy crushing garlic wit dat 7head
>>222854203I'm not implying anything. It's my observation
>>222854196who?
aint no fucking way you niggas actually do drugs, how much of a loser are you
L gockW futa
Visually impaired gf
>>222854229how much?
Gods do not concern themselves with the machinations of insects
>>222853579Entire series ripped off a Voyager episode btw
Watching the twilight zone marathon on Syfy
>>222854235I'd rather she crush grapes with her toes and let me taste the vintage
>>222854241A sober Brazilian is equal in worth to a hundred American junkies. That's just how high value our American blood is
>>222854219Unironically, yes
Gocks do not concern themselves with the masturbations of incels
Just ate a pizza with spinach on it
>>222854249The cheaper ones were $200 and those were gone in seconds.
At the beach saw a pack of Indians pass by with a 5-pack of butane cans in one of their hands. Hope they're not planning on having a fire.
>>222854275Jason...
>>222854283fuck yeah. it's only better with tomato and peppers
I have a big macaroni boy belly now >_<
my belly is filled with alcyhol
I’m useless
>>222854264This is true. American drug addicts power the country. The most quality work I’ve ever had done on my house was by guys coked out, hammered, and/or on pain pills
This is most of you
>>222854301Useful people die the same as the rest of us
>>222854299drink some water, brother
>>222854307unfortunately no
>>222854241Elon shoves ketamine up his ass and hes a zillionare
who the fuck is jasonpeople were talking about them the other night too
>>222854307>multiple attractive non-white women beating down the door to be with meY-yeah just like my life
>>222854285That's insane, was it a big venue?
>>222854307I could really use a woman to cuddle right now. not even sex, just fucking hold her and let her feel safe for a while.
>>222854318hes still a massive loser
>>222854307Nonwhites don't want nerdy white boys. They want criminal extroverted thugs
>>222853527
>>222854241i'm the second-biggest loser
>>222854322Hes a gentleman that used to post here
>>222854307i wish
>>222854322He's gone now, no need to remember him
>>222854329this is one of the drunk dudes in the thread.lmao
>>222854307Second from the bottom is my wife
>>222854340I thought the same loool
>>222853603Not liking Digital Circus is a rare PPP L
>>222854325it's not supposed to be literal them chasing you, but you have the option to date non-whites but won't bother unless she's a white stacey
I need a ps5 and gta 6
ive been watching anime lately given how theres no games to play
I'm on the final boss of Bayonetta 2 and Aesir's voice reminds me of Tamers' AI Dial voice in his Dandy's World videos
>>222854351I've literally never met a White male who totally rejects non-white women because they only want a white giga-stacy, I think only non-whites actually do that, i.e. Elliot Rodgers
Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about the Pleistocene epoch
>>222854329>non-white how?
>>222854340Yeah I'm super drunk but what i say is true
>>222854376I admit I know a lot more about the Paleozoic and Mesozoic
>>222854326Yeah, funny enough I'm gonna go see Maiden in the same venue and the prices were much more reasonable. 160 for a really good seat. The equivalent price for the Rush concert was 400!
>>222854382How what
>game has 0 fall damage
Listening to Gregorian chant because I'm a tortured soul
>>222854392what do you mean by thst,.what?
>>222854383Incel mentality
just imagined my life at age 35
>>222854410I don't understand your post How what? Speak in full sentences you illiterate swine >>222854415I don't care . It's just reality
I’m so small on the inside I’m just a little guy just a little small guy somebody please keep me safe on the inside of your boobies. I just want to be a small little marsupial guy living in between a woman’s big boobies.
>>222854389Prices have gone insane. I attended this last year and it was $40 for a day, I bought pre-sale. I saw the big 4 when they were touring for $60 and I think my father payed $120 for both off us.
>>222854416Hopefully we both die before then
>>222854434And you're Chinese or whatever
>>222854434this. so much this
so here's the link to blump's speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_cc2p2aqc
when the anime goes hard
>>222854424like what kind of non-white?
>>222854464Hell yeah
>>222853579I like it. Def leftist shit, but enjoyable nonetheless.
>>222854464Faggot
ah yes, a virgin, pure wife
>>222854468Idk they're all the same to me. I don't distinguish them Are you a foreigner why does the concept of a nonwhite confuse you?
Imagine you are watching intervention and this lady is like "my son has a gooning problem, he used to be so innocent (starts crying hysterically)" then a high school picture of you gets put up on the screen
>>222854500dropped
>>222854435Prices here have always been high. I remember seeing John Darnielle from The Mountain Goats back in 2012 it was $45.
I’m ugly asl
>>222854528Yeah.
>>222854523What did you drop? I'm sorry to hear that you dropped something
>>222854528im uglier than you
Guys I’m so fuckin drunk. No woman will ever love me. Big Chungus should just rape me to death and make me gay.
so here's the planI'm gonna fire up the rocky IV soundtrack and play green beret(NES) until I fall asleep or think of something better to do
Holy kino >https://www.youtube.com/live/Yl9VYmgV3eg
>>222854538You’re just not, you never will be
>>222854535you now be more selective with what men you like
*George Takai voice* Meooooooow
>>222854550i repel all women.
This wordle pissed me off
>>222854553What
>>222854524I don't mind paying $50 for a good band or a festival but anything that goes above $100 is insane.
>>222854559Little kids are afraid of me
>>222854559Same, that's why I just fug prostitutes. They don't care . Thank God for them
>>222854571they dont know any better
>>222854546Dude you are 42.
>>222854562say what one more fucking time, I dare. you double dare you mother fucker
>>222854569Well 160 canadian is around 112 usd. Our currency really sucks.
im watching this ayyylmao movie
So is everyone getting their meta glasses
i need to go to hell
>>222854590What
Asian whores are kinda hit or miss. I like chubby Asian girls. But Asians are very non emotional. It's a very almost robotic experience
Just beat Bayonetta 2 and I must say it was swaggyDon't know if I'll play 3 next, I hear that one is the worst of the threeMight play Bayonetta Origins instead
>>222854603I got jerked off by an Asian lady it felt like a doctors appointment
>>222854591I see, I guess that's more reasonable. So 200can is around $150...still too much for a bad seat. It is a legendary band I understand but..
Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/live/Yl9VYmgV3eg
Fags are always projecting their own faggotry. You can be talking about boobs and they still somehow manage to insert their faggotru into the conversation
>>222854615Same, she even used a latex glove lol . It felt like I was in a laboratory
I couldn't tell apart an Indian from a Mexican visually speaking they look mostly identical
why would you pay to get jerked off? you can do that shit yourself
I am going to be so sleepy and it’s very soon.
ACAB
imagine a vagina jerking my penis off, that would be crazy
>>222854633lol what the fuck. That’s an actual ripoff
>>222854602BOOM
>>222854652does her name start with k?
>>222854652Spinster would get so wet from this
ACK
>>222854661that's what women do when they ride you cowgirl style
>>222854645They also massage you with oil. And the degeneracy of a middle aged Asian girl being forced to touch your penis makes it extra erotic
>>222854664i don’t know i have no idea who that woman is, don’t ask me
what's the cut-off to being a porn addict vs a porn enjoyer?
>>222854617A coworker spent 2000 on Taylor Swift tickets for his wife and daughter. Fucking insane.
>>222854678porn addict is doing it every day and you are looking forward to it/ have bookmarks and downloaded videos
When the anime sucks and you're running out of time to waste on bad shows
>>222854690you just outed yourself as a poor-cel
fuck colonialismfuck racismfuck you if you're celebrating today
NOW I CAN SEE THE WHALESLOOMING OUT OF THE DARKLIKE ARROWS IN THE SKYI CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYESBUT IT'S TRUE
>>222854694so yeah I am watching blump's speech and he's behind a huge ass bullet proof glass
We are on STOLEN land
>>222854699Why would anyone spend that much on garbage pop music ? I could understand paying that much for an actually decent concert
>>222854678I guess if it’s disrupting your lifeED, spending too much money or time on it, jerking off at work
>>222854690what's worse than that is spending that on a new ps5 and gta 6 I would rather spend that money on a miami trip with a hot blonde blue eyed girlfriend
it's okay to be a virgin in your 30s! :-)don't worry!
>>222854713We are on BULGARIAN land
>>222854706Based, I also consider myself dark woke
>>222854721kys leonardo
Where do I find a flip wife
>>222854721>I would rather spend that money on a miami trip with a hot blonde blue eyed girlfriendokay? then do it, no one is stopping you
it just is what it is
>>222854731Usually they're in the Philippines
>>222854731The nurse's station in your local hospital
>>222854731Anchorage Alaska
>>222854690
>>222854741never trust nurses
>>222854726they wanna be chuds so bad
two thousand blumps on videogames
dark woke more like darky woke
>>222854755Hey we're chill
>>222854760blump economy
>>222854712lel
>>222854763nurses will ruin your life
I'd let a hot nurse nurse me to health with her boobs so to speak
>>222854690If my wife gave me a daughter they would both get hardtack and water for the rest of their lives
>>222854751>Satan is a trannyWhat Craig McCracken mean by this?
>>222854775The ones I work with aren't so bad.
>>222854760blumpkin
>>222854776https://youtu.be/PvheubKIJz8?si=VtLiPbCZgNkwO6OF
two hours straight fireworks
Heard spanish and some slavic language on my walk today about the city About typical
bake the new
No fireworks at all in my neighborhood. It's all old people here As I walked farther to the south I started to hear more
Why are you not shooting your gun outside right now
>>222853527can't wait to not be able to sleep for a week
>>222854821We had zero fireworks this year. Kinda sad desu
NEW>>222854835>>222854835>>222854835
>>222854307I fucking wish bro. The only people I could get matches with on the apps were fat chicks.
