Cat uses problem-solving skills to open a door edition
>>222861457video not loading on my end
nth for the baddiedem
>>222861375Take home pay for 150k isn't 10k a month lol>Y-yeah I actually meant 200k!!!Why didn't you say that thenI've fucking raped your larp to death
>>222861364I can't post a picture without doxing myself but it's a bit like this with better screens. There's also a settee behind my chair.
>>22286150410k a month is 120k, not 200k. there is also bonus and commission, which brings it up to 150k, but banks don't take that into account. you are a very very stupid person. also poor and live with your parents. we both know this.
>>222861515so there's more than one computer in your computer room? and there is a window?
>>222861546There's a window that looks into the garden and two screens connected to one computer
little bro completely forgot about taxes looool>>222861540
>>222861515had a room like this as a teenagerwould just spunk on the underside of the desk when performing a wank and not attempt to clean itcan't imagine the state of it when i moved out and dadberg had to dismantle it
i have the baddiedem poster filtered but alas there is a moment where the image flashes on the screen before ublock origin can hide it
>>222861565do you pay tax on your uc benefit?
lads how do you get 4chanx to work now? brave's stopped supporting it
>>222861540>10k a month is 120kIncorrect. Your take home pay on 120k is not 10k per month.
>>222861564ok sounds like a cool room matewish i had one too
>>222861515>Bro had 2 screens in 2002
>>222861569Why are you gay?
>you are a very very stupid person. also poor and live with your parentscan we not use this as an insult? i'm not involved in the argument but i don't like getting caught in the crossfire
>>222861587works on my machine
>>22286151590s kino
>>222861565>>222861589Exactly one minute apart! LMAOnice save bro! you're totally not retarded and totally understand how taxes work!
tub of haagen dazs down the hatch
why are we larping as top 1% earners and pretending they can't buy houses
>>222861623what falvour
>>222861623>tub of haagen dazsThat's no way to talk about your mom
>>222861617sent that poor fucking freak flying
>>222861635strawberry cheesecakex
Lunchtime!
>>222861617both of those posts call you out for not knowing how taxes work thoughbeit
>>222861652>LunchtimeEnjoy your bf's dick!
>>222861652no lunch for me but i do need to toast some spices and fry off some aromats for my marinate
porridge is not very good for you
khajiit or argonian
>>222861617you don't understand taxes though
12 hours to go!!!!!!
>>222861699its tasty with chia seeds and vegan honey
>>222861515My family computer was under the stairs, those underdesk keyboard slides were the rage
found some sort of old dwarf village
why did they decide to stop making pc and keyboard etc in offwhite
>>222861668>>222861702povvo retard meltie
>>222861725define "found"
>>222861725stay right there mate I'm 40 minutes away
>>222861700Khajit
>>222861725mad how even the biggest skidmarks in society could build one of those back then. nowadays we just rot in our childhood bedrooms unable to do anything
right time to get started on the bokkles and tinnies
right...poo
A twitch stream every morning keeps the gloomy away and whimsy up
>>222861700I was khajiit and then I became an argonian appreciator
>>222861781I don't but yeah you do
>>222861725Rorke's house
>>222861806yeah but presumably you're not a skidmark of society like I am.
>>222861750noticed adjacent to my route and went to lookno one living there and it's public land
>>222861839ancient black briton village
>>222861822true, i have a salary of 200k per year (that's over 16k per month in my bank account)
>>222861839>>222861725Suffolk is it
>>222861702>>222861668nobody on that salary is paying income tax you spacker. stop samefagging.
>>222861839wish barratt homes would start building housing estates full of these
bradley walsh poo roar
>>222861839Where's the bog water and celtic paint pools?
>>222861918
strange to think that until the last couple hundred years or so and even in some cases as recently as 50 years ago people were all crammed in one living area and all the kids would hear and see their parents shagging to make the 9th child they have to share a bed with
>>222861957>9th child they have to share a bed withcor
i called him a retard like 40 mins ago and he's still melting down ahahaha
cold blooded old times
have a tv in my living room in my incel flat but i never turn it oni play all my games on my sofa on my steamdeck and watch all my tv on laptopbergusually naked
what are we doing today?played some video games and now im bored of that but ive nothing else on my mind to do
imagine boiling with rage because your pathetic larp was exposed on an anonymous forum just walk away nigga
>>222861987tidy the garden then head to lidl to get beers for later
bed time
>>222862020minecraft villagers niggas dont even ask for emeralds any more they just stare at you like this
need to stop wanking the willy out of boredom
>>222862022raining here so cant do garden work, and ive had wine yesterday so not being a grim little wino
>>222861912you could fit 10 refugees in a barn I reckon>>222861883maybe
>>222861987going to get steaming watching the f1hoping to do passouttoil about 9pm and wake up for the england game then get back on it
>>222861987plotting my revenge deep in the innermost recesses of my malevolent spacker freak chamber
S A T O RA R E P OT E N E TO P E R AR O T A S
>>222861987Watch streams, clear through tabs on PC or phone, watch F1, maybe scroll through tiktok, play some eu4 if my graphics card isn't acting up then footy
watching pineapple express, funny hahax
>>222862038s
>>222862107dude weed lmao
shadilay styxers
>>222862038r
>>222862038p r
R O T A SO P E R AT E N E TA R E P OS A T O R
EthiopiaImmortal difficultyFractalLargeRaging barbariansRandom personalities
>>222861987eating lots, drinking some, going weeweewiddlewoo on my geetar
anime
3 dark enlightenment goons are banging on my front door
>>222862115>>222862157>>222862160Extremely low quality posts
>>222862170nice
thought it was 5 but its actually 1
he's still posting about without quoting because every time i've responded i've exposed him as an utter mong and he is clearly seething lmaosome of the most pathetic people alive post here
>>222862170Luv em x
>>222862202screaming
simply stop paying income taxif the tax man knocks on your door then pretend to not speak english
gay porn meltdown
>>222862178n
>>222862178br
my tax is deducted from my pay so I've never had to make an effort to pay taxes so I don't know how to avoid paying taxes as it's automatic for me
screaminghttps://www.instagram.com/reels/DaaO5JDMGd0/
>>222862107ahh the nostalgia
>>222861587use tampermonkey
>>222862268fuck sake who got rorke's dad on insta
>>222862270monke
>>222862284rorke when his black girlfriend gets her period
>>222862270Fodey pop monke
gay little monkey in the apple store
im the amazon delivery man i've got a parcel for you it's an amazon parcel
>>222862323Ummerino
>>222862270ktim
so hungry
postage and packaging isn't something you hear very much anymoreseems a lot of people say shipping now
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey has predicted an England win!
>>222862181>>2228622152 world wars 1 world cup
>>222862355Lovely bit of e-gossip about your favourite e-celebrities x
wouldn't normally go to the pub to watch football but might do tonight
>>222861987>but ive nothing else on my mind to doRead a bookWatch a movie/showGo for a walkGo to a restaurant Study a language Do some diyDo some cleaning/tidyingWrite something Apply for jobsDo some lifingLearn to codeDo some gardening So see some live musicWatch a documentary Cook something new Learna new skill
Fucking shagging my 98 year old da
need that football predicting octopus to give us a steer on the mexico game
chicken jockeyy
Used to say grand prix but it's pronounced grand prix
>>222862410he would but he's been dead for 16 years
sucking my 647 year old uncle's willy
we need another covidwe need another round of vaccines for the masses
>>222862417It's actualy grand prix
>>222862418some frenchman serve him up with some butter and garlic i presume?
>>222862426right well i've never heard it pronounced that way, is that a regional thing?
leftypol googling if it is considered racist to separate dark from white before putting on his washing
>>222862383I wanted to whip out the classic "which one is england?" for the last few games, but I can never be bothered to go and always just stick to /sp/
Will Domino's be delivering late tonight? It's a tradition for me to put an order in at kickoff
leftypol only stepping on the white lines when crossing a zebra crossing
>>222862394have 100 wanks
I WOULD HAVE 100 WANKSAND I WOULD HAVE 100 MORE
>>222862405In and out just drop the log geriatric unc :skull:
>>222862440gp
>>222862433no it was a japanese fella who had him in savoury batter balls topped with mayonnaise and tangy sauce
wish i got into nuclear physics at at a young age instead of music technology oh well
>>222862482just reload your save
>>222862478that octopus was a goldmine. lad predicted 12 of 14 matches correctly just for a jap to get a bit peckish and ruin it for everyone.
>>222862486reload your save
life is like a video game xD
>>222862506just reload your save mate
>>222862513just reload your save
gymtoil loometh
>>222862513ive made some terrible build choices and cant afford the dlc to fix my busted stats
life is a movieeee
hey gyaldam freak, post some soogsx. I wanna goon
disgruntled man in
>>222862519roflcopter
Might get a long lasting tattoo
>>222862546soogs is hot
>>222862531me at the back
>>222862561hubba hubba!
whats the strangest ban you've ever received
>>222862533a daring synthesis
>>222862531Ummm
legs….
any lunch time videos?
>>222862575whenever the football is on half time and the wee song goes 'life is a highwayyy' i always say out loud 'my life is a movieee' loljust a small irl gimmick i do
>>222862574got a 3 day for posting the word poo
>>222862561I know, that's why I asked for her succulent body and face to be posted. so I can masturbate profusely to her
>>222862574posting about a wank i had to megan thee stallion but she had a horse cock
>>222862574still screaming at that freak who got a 3 dayer because he attached a nigel farage image to his blog post
>>222862443They are franchises, typically owned by Pakistanis, so every Domino's is different
Might get a long lasting temp tattoo
>>222862599ok well thanks for bragging about your autism
>>222862574Only ever been banned for racism because I'd been racist in my post
>>222862638not bragging just sharing my irl gimmick in case anyone wants to use it
>>222862561Top 3 lengest baddiedem
my life is NOT a gay porn anymore, i have converted to catholicism. i have also started listening to the rest is politics
>>222862628she been ran through by her brothers and uncles like most mexican girls?
lolocaust lol
Ok I will eat it!!
>>222862606Gonna throw another melty about temptation again or obsessing over my goon pattern?
>>222862678*rapes you in a pews in a gay porn way*
mental how fucking dogshit club biscuits are these days
https://bbc.com/news/articles/czj81enx3x8oRorke this could be you. Don't let your line end with you.
gay porn is like `a movie` when you think about it
>>222862574Was banned for joking about being a teenage girl once. From now on I am a 24 year old girl.
any living vicariously through books man in?
coco lovelock
>>222862683i doubt, she's wealthy for this shithole standards
Wish I had a Muller corner right now. Ideally the vanilla one with white and brown chocolate crunch balls but I would also accept a cherry one. Make it so!
aryan beast man in
>>222862724little candy boy got a sweet tooth has he?
>>222862725sorry, the line of kings has been severed
>>222862574Got a permabanned from all boards cause /vt/ jannies thought I was the the latest "boogeyman of the month" shitposter. It was recently after half the board left to an alt chan cause of frustration over moderation so jannies were extra sensitive
>>222862773
>>222862736like watching her getting impaled on giant dicks
>>222862760aye
>>222862270
Right, decided to go to the tipThen when ive come back I will have a plan for sunday
>>222862778...
>>222862752we're catching you up quick on the shithole stakes. makes me laugh seeing the mexicans on the border complaining about americans coming over and pushing prices up
mexicans are worse than pakis
>>222862801It's the heist of the century!
>>222862801>drops three nanas to pick up twoLittle retarded monkey
>>222862792Bless Rorke’s cotton socks, he thought he ate with this one
Poison...
>>222862789she does piss too
>>222862778Alright Lucky Luke
>>222862574This is the finally of me acting like a retard on /x/ and telling them I kill succubuses which they did not like https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/32839083/
Wish I had more of an "experimental gay period" in my 20s. Just had one experience in uni.
>>222862752every the wealthy mexicans who move here get fucked by their brothers and cousins lol
>>222862574got banned on /g/ for talking about piracy or promoting piracy or some such but I was just explaining how IPFS works for decentralised file sharing and didn't actually promote anything (my post was strictly about the protocol)I think I got caught up in a whole thread ban or something because I appealed it and it almost instantly revoked
Bye you all.
>>222862801we lootin hoe!
>>222862801rip goerge floyd
>>222862844are you gonna post "Wish I had more of an "experimental gay period" in my 30s" in 20 years?
>>222862574Got banned for breaking US law once randomly, I appealed and asked what I'd done wrong and was then unbanned.
Rorke summoning Blue Eyes White DragonLeftypol summoning Red Eyes Black Dragon
>>222862736For me it's da wose (rosemi lovelock)
>>22286289230s is too old for that.
been seeing a lot of army ads recently. is andy burnham taking us into the middle east or what?
goon shiesty
Rorke watch out!
>>222862801Lil bro panicked and dropped the bag :skull:
>>222862875
>>222862919then you spend your mid 40s sucking dick trying to recapture your youth
banana milkshake ATTACK
Opened a birthday card yesterday and a yorkshire pudding fell outIt was from Aunt Bessie
>>222862925Remember Jo Brand saying she wished it was acid instead of a milkshake on BBC Radio haha what a lark
>>222862875Heatherchad entering the thread
Bae, come put that pussy on me, bitch, I'm fresh from out the feds (on God)I say fresh from out the feds, baby, come put that pussy on me (put that pussy on me)
>>222862968sc
>>222862978Did you write that? Well done.
>>222862968Blud stealing my whole flow
Might move to China soon so I have to throw every gimmick I have at you now to get it out of my system.
up north they do actually give y-rkshire puddings out as presents
>>222862903this is FLAMING!! DRAGON!!give us money or we kill simple jack
>>222863017im going to thailand to have sex with asians
>>222862978Gucci Mane is a rat
>>222863034Um
>>222863017Do they have gimmicks in China?
>>222863034One night in Bancock makes the brave man humble.
23 and still a virgin. off to adultwork i go
>>222863055I think they mostly hate on japs so rhat has to be their gimmick
going china for some chicken balls and curry sauce
done the first part of my cooking
pubic enema number one
>open the windows>can just hear screaming kids and barking dogsLovely
>>222863102They could be playing games on some video now be glad they are out playing
>>222863064country seems crazy. still going tho
>>222863110I'm not glad, they should have miserable lonely incel shut in childhoods like I had.
>>222863102for me it's pigeons spamming their oo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oo oo
>>222863142Coincidentally I was woken up by them at 6 today too.
>watching a p*ny coded streamer>she got a temporary suicide awareness tattooBless her xx
>>222862761Yes I do, I understand you prefer the salty flavours of shit and cum but that's not for me
feeling beastly and aryan
Fucking threw up in front of all my “new” friends at the pub last night because I’m a stupid fuck who doesn’t know when to stop drinking or slow down
>>222863102This but unironically
there's one lad in particular who's been done several times on here today and I know it's getting him riled up
>>222863160>p*ny codedA what?
>>222863165candy boy with his sweet treats kicking his chubby legs and tucking in
made a list of every pub/cafe within 5km and im gonna go to all of them once before summers finished. not sure how else to make friends/shag
never been done me, undoable
I’m 30 on Wednesday and I’m a virgin with zero friends. How tragic is that. I’m poor as fuck too
>>222863174i went full hitlerian and used the n word at the toil night out on friday
>>222863188His name is Adam and this happens to him basically every day
>>222863196Pony
>>222863209keep a detailed list of everyone you see and rank them on a fuckability scale along with notations of various romantic fantasies involving them
>>222863243Yeah but what the fuck does pony coded mean, they like mlp?
might just say fuck it and go back to bed
>>222863188i threw up all over my living room last night. still need to clean it up
>>222863205very gay post
>>222863232Once did too much coke at work xmas do and told my boss I didn't think chairman mao went far enough
>>222863243not allowed
>>222863227I had sex two weeks after turning 30, ganbarre
>>222863271Grim
>>222863258dont think ill do that but thank you for your time
>>222863274s
>>222863227not that bad really
Have been trying to do a lot of tasks the last couple of days to stop the bad thoughts getting to me but I've run out of tasks to do. I literally can't think of anything else to do in the house or garden that wouldn't require a trip to b&q and vast expenditure. Really don't want to be alone with my thoughts right now it's not a good place up there.
>>222863320How is that not bad
Volare, oh-ohGanbare, oh-oh-oh-ohNel blu, dipinto di blu
apple msuic not laoding
>>222863232Oh no no no. Expecting fallout on Monday? What was the reaction? Got the fear?
>>222863260Yh they've got [not allowed] pictures on their stream, if I posted an unaltered screenshot there's a chance I'd get banned>>222863278Sshhhhh
>>222863330How about writing "All work and no play makes Rorke a dull boy" over and over until you fill a notebook with it
this guys alwayts talking about some bullshit
>>222863344scre
>>222863352[not allowed] is best pone
>>222863341cos it's different goals innitnot everyone needs to be the same and you're alright in your own way
derpy hooves retard sex
Got bitten by a fucking crab or some sea bastard this morning. Walking the dog in the sandy low tide and this little cunt was just having a go at me. Didn't get a close look because I sent the fucker flying but really hope I don't turn into crabman that would be such a shit superhero
Hmm don't think that thread will last very long
bit early that, how will janman feel?
filtering mexico
>>222863399*WARNING*
desperate to fit in dogshit early jf thread is it
>>222863380True say
burgers
is everything ok?
>>222863524giz
>>222863416
>>222863561>>222863561>>222863561
