geronimo! edish
bradley simpsons
I'm from the swimming pool
Loving the monkey videos!
well that's pretty much it
>>222863561water turned red at the end he ded
barge simpson
horse sexhorse sex health benefitscan humans eat hay
bartley walsh
scremaing
>>222863635it's toby's chatgpt history
nth for the holodem
I can post
nghghhg
>>222863668You are profoundly mentally ill
searching for a certain skyrim mod
avatar or signature use btw
>>222863709i found it
>>222863709horker sex mod
>>222863635Umm x umm
It takes courage to decide to be happy
Mental how Skyrim's been out for over a decade and no-one's made a shaggable kids mod
>>222863709To get "Schlongs of Skyrim" (SOS) features for female characters or NPCs, you will need to use compatible add-ons, often referred to as "Futa" add-ons, or alternative systems like "TNG" (The New Generation). These files are primarily hosted on LoversLab rather than Nexus Mods due to the explicit nature of the content.
I use 3000 usd in claude tokens each month
>>222863561why
>>222863759I have £0
go west by the pet shop boys but the words are i'm gayand my dick is small
another wasted weekend, another week shuffling past a wasted summer
>>222863769maybe get a job?
Quite mental all 3 of these guys have had more sex than me
>>222863618no more legs for lil bruh
I'm gaaayyy and my dick is smallI'm gaayyyyy and my dick is small
>>222863795is that scobie on the right
>>222863804bscr ktim
>>222863794no way, I have no skills so it will just be stacking shelves and I'd rather kill myself that do that
>>222863769legend
>>222863804it works because they were a gay band
scoberto
>>222863804are you cute skinny youthful gay, or fat stinky 30+ gay?
>>222863818Looks nothing like him
>>222863828who, the pet shop boys? i think you're thinking of right said fred
having a ham and cheese sandwich
>>222863846cute youthful fat stinky 30+ twinkbear
she is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL bros i cant stand it
>>222863863making a rich and hearty chicken and tomato stew, laughing at your pathetic sandwich
>>222863704get off my dick nigga
>>222863855bruh
>>222863854Blatant lie
>>222863822you can do it if you try but it's ok if you don't want to
>>222863886shreiek
>>222863561ouch
>>222863886straight people get AIDS too matelilo from lilo & stitch died of AIDS the other day for crying out loud
>>222863899this is the gayest thing i've seen and i've seen gay porn
>>222863899strongest sphincter in the east
>>222863929lilo's the koala . they have every disease under the sun
got the king of comedy on
>>222863950cat brained rodent ahh
another successful gaming session. yes ladies, i am single ;)
>>222863950that is outrageous
>>222863950sleek beast
I won tickets to Iron Maiden but have nobody to go withShould I still go?
>>222863950gay porn beast
just got home from pride :)
>>222863561bye bye legs
>>222863958if anal sex is normal then why can't the the pole pierce his arse? check mate gayfags
>>222863950i dont like "shiny" animal
MY GOD i cant believe how sexy
>>222863991I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
>>222863991what, at knebworth?i'll go with you x
>>222863950What type of dog is this?
>>222864006do you wear a hat when you look in the mirror
cutie pie!!
knobworth
sat here at me "desk" drinking "tea" while browsing the "internet"
>>222864019Yeah xSeems a bit of a ballache getting there too
>>222864043sc
I'm banning fake tits
the MOST attractive british woman
why is poetry so inaccessible? i only want to read a tiny short verse of yours i'm not buying the collection just put it online ffs
>>222864101most of the good poetry is available for free online
Only book i ever read that stuck with me was The Trial and i didn't even enjoy reading it
>>222864101how should we know
business idea: bumhole lipsticktemporary makeup for the anus, to get the impression of a bleached bum without the hassle of actually bleaching itavailable in a variety of flavours
>>222864101use poemhunter, sillyhttps://www.poemhunter.com/arthur-desmond/
that's the weekend wasted then
>>222864101I think spotify but for poetry could be a good idea
deleting all my porn and the vpn and all the coombait images i've amassed over the yearstime to stop being a freak
>>222864157wouldn’t you want to read poetry, and not listen to it?
Viva Mexico!
>>222864158I've done this several times now
>>222864158Not worth it in my experienceYou'll be back to it within a month and you'll mourn the loss of your favourite pics/vids
>>222864171nah I mean for readingI mean like spotify in the sense that it just has all the poems for a small monthly fee
just saw some people outside. walking
when i try to delete my porn i end up wanking to it
>>222864207so more like.. kindle?
Batty was sent from another dimension of fiendish djinn to torture me and discombobulate my Deen
might stare directly at the sun for a bit
this one i just will never delete. it's too good. insane arse.
>>222864232does kindle have every book? no, right? like you pay per book, don't you?
>>222864239cor. get the eyes blinded
>>222864239remember how your parents and teachers would lie and tell you that looking at the sun makes you blindwtf was that all about
>>222863795crazy that stavy has had more sex than them
why can't we look at the sun lads, it's always there every single day for billions of years but we can't even look at it
>>222864234wallahi
>>222864158I recommend putting the lot on an SD card or something and then putting it in a really awkward place like the loft under a load of heavy boxesthat way it's still there if you're desperate but you're less likely to bother to get it
>>222864259Do it then
>>222864248fuck if i knew, don’t use kindle
>>222864292the gayporncapsule
about 10 years from now i reckon i'll get laser eye surgery
>>222864320kek
>>222864320s
>>222864305yeah you need to buy the books on kindleI mean like a spotify/netflix thing where you get them from subscription
>>222864330I got it a couple years ago and it was one of the best things I ever did
the scrandemic
>>222864320scr...
impressive but he just looks so fucking soi
>>222864330supposedly it makes bright light blinding or vision worse, look into it
>>222864373>look into itcan't, left my glasses in the bedroom
>>222864340right, would’ve been a small market since poetry hasn’t been in vogue with the mainstream for quite some time and excuse my ignorance but it seems to me a lot of “popular” poetry is made my pompous leftypol types
>>222864363looks like elton johned on it
>>222863901I genuinely don't see the resemblance besides curly hair and white skin.
Not a fan of pornography but in the end there are many worse things like cholera and dysentery which you cannot really do a wank to.
>>222864373bright lights already hurt my eyes and i cant see clearly past 2 metres anyway
>>222864392audio read it like the blind fellas
>>222864408why's my willy gone all hard at this
>>222864367what is bro training for
>>222864158>have a coke sesh>wank for hours whilst bookmarking loads of porn videos>amass dozens of porn bookmarks>periodically delete them all out of shame when on a comedownit's been a month or two that I haven't got any bookmarks savedfeels like I'm finally getting it under control
>>222864435i prefer to wank to mumsnet threads about sex and knobs
>>222864408that marley rats life a gay porn
>>222864397yeah
laser eye surgery is basically shaving off a layer of your eye no way I'd let anyone do that to my eyes
>>222864367looks like a good way to permanently injure your shoulder for no reason
>>222864509oh shut up rorke you miserable prick
>>222864330had it when I was 18it's like life went from 360p to 4k
>>222864439yeah i'm just saying that a lot of people regret it
Lisa needs bracesDental plan
>>222864525sc
>>222864461i had a shameful coke wank last night as well. deleted history and never want to look at porn again.
how do you freaks manage to wank on coke
The American dream is a dream where an individual gets rich. Risk is the essence. This so-called "success" is achieved through individual effort and grind.Success is becoming a capitalist and then exploiting others.The Chinese dream is everyone getting wealthy together. The objective is the happiness of the people.In other words, the American dream is an individual's dream, a dream for the American dollar.The Chinese dream is the people's dream. A dream that serves the people.This is the essential difference between the two.So don't you ever dare mention the American dream around me.I don't know which you prefer, which of the two great powers you wish to align with.For me the choice is simple. The future is Chinese.
>>222864572i've never done coke? why are you accusing me of this?
>>222864572makes you horny
pay attention rorke
uh
>>222864579this one you just know was an outcast at school got that look in his eye
>>222864579who
Mental how /int/ is full of threads seething about us day in day out.
>>222864619Can't say
Another great post courtesy of ezgif
>>222864584you’re just a regular freak who wanks? >>222864593right but my cock shrivels up into a sad little meat sack when on stimmies and it would take a herculean effort to spaff on them
>>222864650nigga you're the one talking to men about your sad little meat sack
>>222863561he's fiine
sir israel epstein
>>222864672well excuse me we were talking about coke wanks
>>222864681whats currently happening in the netherlands?
>>222864759fit one looks a bit syndromey
off to bed
>>222864794outrageous lie
>>222864759 1 face2 body3 ass4 legs
Wish F1 was less boring
>>222864793Funny how this cunt never gets banned for constant spam yet I get banned for everything
>here's a letter from my robot mummy about why you shouldn't ban me
nobody can stop the harrykane. its coming home.
Back from the tip and now have NOTHING to doIt might be a booze run out of boredom
>>222864832You could do a turduni and post wiki images of massacres against their collective personsOr just call them the n word
You all better not be complaining about 4chan staff in here.
Yeah fucked it didn't I
>>222864820they should have a beer every 10 laps
Im evil
>>222864910possibly my favorite sketch
>>222864849cheeky hat-trick today to go top of the scoring list
/brit/posting in random threads
man kick ball toil looms
In the car
kick off time should be now
Fuck sake Fares
>>222865037I'm gonna kick off in a minute if I have to read any more of your posts
need to kiss a girls nose
T minus 9 hours and 27 minutes until England get fucked lol we will be there
>>222865010virus
>>222864971
>>222864739another bloody heatwave coming up
>>222865010chode
>>222865115Its gonna be a Dutch oven over there LOL!!
meeting proctologistberg in 2 days, getting a little tube up me arse not looking forward to it lads
you guys staying up for the footy tonight? starts 9:30pm here. i might watch the first half then get some sleep.
>>222865160reckon they'll see all your poo
>>222865115will you and the french ever partition belgium?
>>222865158S!
>>222865160remember to take your plug out first
>>222865158SCR
>>222865160are you gonna shave your arse for it
need to wash up from earlier but i'm a slug so i'm just sitting here on my arse instead
>>222865158scrimmy
is it true that if you microwave cheese the radiation gets absorbed into it and then makes you ill if you eat it? someone at work just said
gonna go have me a bath, see you chuds later.
>>222865216haven't even cleaned up from friday night steamingtoil me
>>222865173was prescribed a laxative to take prior, so i reckon they don’t want to do that >>222865207honestly debating myself wether i should
>>222865199probably revulsion from the overpowering stench in the stadium
>>222865225it's sunday mate
>>222865158
>>222865201mental how im dysgenic cannon fodder and mid foids get to walk around being cute and full of life
ShowerGet some tins inCome up with a plan for Sunday
>>222865175would be cool but will never happen are you gonna go get up off your chair and do something productive? because I won't
got the food cooked and the weed smoked yeah it weed time 420 blaze it
>>222865310
looking forward to my curry but i don't know what i'm going to do for the sauce
dude
>>222865352they all taste the same
>>222864820Hamilton needs to remember his tire whisper days
Had an ice cream from the ice cream van and now I feel sick
>>222865386the taste has already been established i just dont know if i want to do water or stock or tomatoes or oat milk or coconut milk
trying to figure out if the aggressive, obsessive poster is adam or heathermong
might make a post for a laugh
Hmm, thanks for the free speech Elon
>>222865474okay let us know if you decide to x
shitting straight tar
>>222865480fake
>>222865228Don't slip x
why do the slippery slimy poos always have that orangey cheap curry powder colouration? something nefarious going on there
starting on this 4 pack of neck oilgoing down nice and lavely
how come some days my internet is shit and others it's good?
>>222865515Why do you lie on 4chan to defend Israel?
Work together to pass the Verstappen lads
>>222865565goblins mate x
>>222865565wifi gnomes
>>222865582>>222865587don't think those are real actually
>>222865565Interniggers
>>222865568everyone agrees it's genocide but that screenshot is fake
was farting a lot earlier but its subsided now but i'm a bit indegestioney
>>222865623noooo not the hecking hamas terrorists!
>>222865565gchq
>>222865623No it isn't
>>222865608then explain why this YouTube video labelled "FOR GNOME EARS ONLY" has 1.6 million viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzcsVBcH9I
>>222865648oh yeah youre right. sorry
>>222865640>>222865648rattled
>>222865634sat on the bog on friday evening after work and did a fart which had to be at least 2 minutes longstomach looked significantly less bloated afterwards
>>222865640Turn the VPN off you Tel Aviv ziodog terrorist
>neck oil
>>222865623i think 'genocide' is a silly concept
>>222864528Any negative symptoms like dry eyes and not seeing in the dark as good? Did they tell you exactly how good your vision was after? I heard some people they managed to get better than 20/20 vision
old lady asked me for directions to somewhere and since she didn't know and I did I went ahead and accepted her concession
insane how effective 'rattled' is at engendering a melty
>>222865640>>222865648IDF bots unironically I haven't met a single white person who supports Israel or denies the genocide and I live in an extremely right wing area
>>222865654hmm... interesting
Lads I meant to make a post in here but accidentally made a thread on /tv/ and I can't delete it. fucks sake
>>222865706your mums 5 mins of fame?
What do women think about
>>222865735s
>>222865715show us
loads of lasses just walking around with their arse out under their skirtsdont even bother covering it up
Gnomes obviously don't exist, they're fictional make believe from fairy tales. How would a gnome even live in a world like this? I'd have to hide deep in the woods to not be seenBut its all fun and games I suppose, no harm done, just a joke on the internet
>>222865715you deserve the shamewas a bad post
>>222865755ktim but I'm a man
>>222865755get it photographed and up on the Internet
>>222865767ktimIt's a bad post but an even worse thread
>>222865763Haha yeah we certainly aren't real. Gnomes are just fictional fairy tale creatures. No need to worry or think about it.
>>222865755they definitely feel the air on their cheeks, toojezebels
>>222865775thats illegal mate
sloppy runny shit falling out me arse
why do you all have the shits today
>>222865826been eating sweets and drinking cider
favourite farmyard animal?
Niggly chiggers haggardly nagging niggardly all night by the Niger
>>222865826ate too much vegan cheese yeserday
>>222865826drank milk for the first time in months yestreday
not gonna make it to 1AM
me with my arsehole spread on the other side
>>222865821my arse hurts when i shove things up it so that wouldn't be good for me
Scronning a phoo
>>222865868might have a cheeky fauxspresso
>>222865868already half way through my beerswill be sound asleep come 8
>>222865821Well obviously this is extremely erotic but I do believe it's not allowed
There's unironically microplastics in your balls
>>222865837Horse or border collie dog. If those don't count then probably cows then sheep
>>222865939choose to imagine that my sperms are using them to build a whole civilization in there
>>222865939need someone to slork them out
>>222865837
>>222865975I heard that when you draw blood it draws a lot of the microplastics out and thus you can get rid of them that way, sort of a worry though because what about people who donate blood, there's certainly microplastics in that
nanny mcpoo
There's something sad about the chimpanzee's existence. It is not large or imposing like the gorilla or orangutan so it is always on edge. Neither is it agile or elegant like other monkeys. The food it finds, fruits, roots, small animals, it is not built to chew on them like a horse nor chase it down like a tiger. And the worse part? It's biggest predator, its greatest enemy, its not some animal but other chimps. The greatest source of suffering for the chimpanzee is to be beaten, raped, killed and humilliated by members of its own species, a society of wich it has no option but to participate in to survive. It cannot, like the bonobo, peacefully wander off and join another group. Those groups will kill him for being foreign. So it has no choice but to join into these groups of wich evolution instilled in him the knowledge that they're his enemies and the thing stopping him from reproduction. Conquest, revolution, repression, it cannot help but fall into the cycle that causes it so much screaming and pain, of serving its king with the instinctual knowledge he will have no access to its harem unless he kills him. So his small brain is forced to scheeme and plan together with the other chimps. The older male is stronger than each of them, but not all of them. And when his body starts failing him, when he cannot beat his subjects into submission, when even the females he warded are repulsed by him, then he is killed by the youths, and the cycle of wandering through the jungle continues
mine feel like a beanie baby with all the plastic in there
megaplastics in my jumbo bollocks
>>222865872me with my foreskin pulled back cheesy knob on the other side and the unfortunate sniffer gets it all clogged up in their nose like they're a vacuum cleaner
Mental how hell is just one letter off from hello
Mental how recent the word hello is in the english language
>>222866090Shut the fuck up please. This is the most embarrassing thing ever. You are all latinos. Pretending otherwise is cringe as fuck. You're not Italian just because one of your great grandparents were. Pretending native americans didn't exist is cringe af.
>>222866101so what
love it when american police officers say STOP RESISTING ARREST and just start pummelling some guy who's literally standing quietly
>>222866134mad how its the international standard greeting by telephone even in other languages
>>222866101also from "shell"
nothing wrong with being latino not sure why it bothers them
>>222866174i like when girls say put it in my arse dead quiet
Mental how mad it all is
heya
moshi moshi, Rorke desu
>>222866321>>222866321>>222866321
