Sir Harry Kane edition
wishing I could do a crack or a fentanyl
im willing to fight and die for ukraine!
bit worrying how much of a struggle it is to avoid alcohol every day
>>222866366lotta good men out there
Want the Steam Controller but my reservation won't be available until 2027May have to buy a controller elsewhere
"need help with addition" from the NHS, they're not mathematicians LOL
people seem surprised when they hear how young I am (just a 30 year old boy)apparently I look much olderdon't like that
Just sat down desu
>>222866427stop it
have shagged so many grindr milfs in the past week
>>222866438In a few minutes I plan to stand up
>>222866464right well you're on thin fucking ice mate
>>222866422>speak to GP to get help>they report you to the DVLA>get banned from driving
>>222866483 I'm on a chair (sitting down)
>>222866392his little toothbrush sticking out of his satchel
There's something sad about the chimpanzee's existence. It is not large or imposing like the gorilla or orangutan so it is always on edge. Neither is it agile or elegant like other monkeys. The food it finds, fruits, roots, small animals, it is not built to chew on them like a horse nor chase it down like a tiger. And the worse part? It's biggest predator, its greatest enemy, its not some animal but other chimps. The greatest source of suffering for the chimpanzee is to be beaten, raped, killed and humilliated by members of its own species, a society of wich it has no option but to participate in to survive. It cannot, like the bonobo, peacefully wander off and join another group. Those groups will kill him for being foreign. So it has no choice but to join into these groups of wich evolution instilled in him the knowledge that they're his enemies and the thing stopping him from reproduction. Conquest, revolution, repression, it cannot help but fall into the cycle that causes it so much screaming and pain, of serving its king with the instinctual knowledge he will have no access to its harem unless he kills him. So his small brain is forced to scheeme and plan together with the other chimps. The older male is stronger than each of them, but not all of them. And when his body starts failing him, when he cannot beat his subjects into submission, when even the females he warded are repulsed by him, he is killed by the youths, and the eternal pilgrimage through the jungle continues under someone else
love america me
>>222866547trans?
>>222866340dont get it
>ham fucked by the late race safety car again
burnham is going to bring back drinking on football terraces
what if i don't make it what then
>>222866547looks like a man that works as a sys admin
>>222866629ktim
england about to get beaned
>>222866660we'll pea you mate
Every tory under 30 is a 110% benderNot even a homophobe but I feel intense revulsion towards these people.
nth for the gyaldem
>>222866629Dayoooo!
>did some squats>hurt my backI'll never be fit
>>222866710you can vote for Re-
i just have three words for you:GO MEXICO GO
Can't believe it's almost 25 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers
>>222866769can see her areola
>>222866780Don't like Farage but I genuinely could not care less about thisGeorge Cottrell is old news anyway so they're really grasping at straws here
>>222866769would love to kiss and lick itthats just me though haha x
>>222866798whomst
>>222866583fat pig. look at that ugly fat tummy
>would love to kiss and lick it>thats just me though haha x>love from india
>>222866825>George Cottrellnever heard of the bloke until yesterdayhow did he make his shekels
right just sicked up this booze so thats game over for mein to be dnow
My thread on TV still has not been deleted.
>>222866900real reason why poo posting is such a big gimmick is because most of the posters are indians
Sweet Carolina BBQ stack is LUSH
recently discovered i can air fry my poppadoms so thats another time save the call me miss efficiency
>>222866927'
SWEET CAROLINE
my arse has been raped
my cat has been stroked
alas, for his arse was raped
>>222866953doo doo doo
>>222867000she passes really well desu, most of us would kill to look that feminine
How racist will you be against Mexicans if England wins?
>>222866321
>>222867093we at /brit/ stand with the aztecs
>>222867093no mexican ever called me limey
>>222867034groomed, if you will
>>222867093we like mexicansalways have always will simple as
bought some gay porn clothes from asos x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylftUmF-GSw
>>222867093I love Mexico and I can’t wait to see them batter England I will be staying up to hate watch
>>222867156hope you model them for us when they arrivex
>>222867093Will tag switch to Spain and rape the Aztecs and Mayans
do you reckon Mary Elizabeth Truss would be a good shag
>>222867112>>222867120>>222867136I suppose the UK is kind of the Mexico of Europe now with the whole political instability thing
my bollocks cry out for a pounding
>>222867093ill be looking at bronzed porn if we lose
whole arse needs ripped off
>>222867093i'll be here to defend our co-hosts from english hate
>I suppose the UK is kind of the Mexico of Europe now with the whole political instability thing
besides it wouldn't really be "us" losing would itit would be a bunch of millionaire negroes
>>222867353unless we win then it's us
>>222867302fucking hell that's a grim tattoo
hearing word that as well as hydration breaks, there will be oxygen breaks in the match as well. well the Azteca is the highest point in the world so
>>222867302relationship with parents status?
>>222867302Ayooo
only want to put in her bum if she doesn't want me to
>>222867379>be oxygen breakshow do they do that
>>222867345>The UK prime minister has just quit after he found tescos no longer stocks his favorite claret. He lasted 2 hours.-Cnn
>>222865697sorry for late responsenope no negative symptoms>Did they tell you exactly how good your vision was after?i'm not sure but i think it's 20/20
>>222867345his wife's mac and cheese must be out of this world
whats the gayest thing you lot have done?
>>222867379Found out recently that the peak of Ben Nevis, the highest peak in the UK, is still about a kilometre below the altitude of the azteca stadiumQuite mental and or mad that I'd say
have taken ownership of four pint tins of beeri shall be working through those presently
>>222867302wanked to her before
>>222867412tranny wank
browsing skyrim mods and making a modlist. dont even have skyrim installed. dont even game. dont even have pc.browsing flats in a city I want to move to and then browsing jobs in that area that would sustain me. dont even have the balls to move. dont even have the money to leave home.
>>222867412sucked off your da
>Allies of the prime minister-in-waiting say one potential plan would involve exempting young people from paying income tax for the first three years of full-time employment.Oh fuck off I'm just now finishing my third full year of workingEither raise the personal allowance or don't bother you stupid mong cunt
>>222867412done or just watched? at uni I watched my mate suck my dick when we were both drunk
>>222867412put my cock on my mate's forehead and my other mate took a picture and we uploaded it to his facebook account
work have said we can start later tomorrow but only if we join the office Teams 'watch party' because it's 'teambuilding' and so counts as working hoursrules are cameras on and no alcoholconflicted desu
>>222867345saved for future *enters brit* posting
>>222867423I applaud you for your correct usage of the word "presently"
>>222867479what time is the watch party
>>222867479cannot imagine any scenario in which i'd not rather be asleep
>>222867451why do this to me on a sunday
>>222867412started posting here
french wife?
>>222867451"sex" and that
>>222867451
>>222867479turn the camera on, mute yourself and everybody else, sod off the no alcohol rule you're in your own home wtf looool
>>222867489when the footballs on
squealing
>>222867451cor would i ever cor fucking hell phwoar go on then bloody hell
>>222867516what time are they letting you start at if you attend?
>>222867479Anything in the rules about drying dishes under the desk
unarse my life
>>222867412>AnonymousAccidentally kiss a lad's cheek when going in for a hug
giving the dog something to think about
>>222867533>prune dead threadsunsung hero of 4chanx
>>222867584this but no rape no pussy
mum's given me a bollocking for shitting up the dog's arse
yes, arcane is goodyes, i'm late to the party
>>222867515the jobsworth who came up with the idea and is running it is the kind who will find something to say I've broken the rules about. he once bought in some chocolates and made everyone write their name once they had one so no one could take two >>22286755111
>>222867533QRD? i dont get it
my life a fucked arse
>no job>no opportunities I might just throw all my savings at gambling of CFDs at this point.
>>222867584Mad how this is not even remotely true but people believing it is why we're giving up both our safety and our prosperity
>>222867614just put vodka in a water bottle or something nigga he can't smell the alcohol through a teams call
>>222867602Bruh
>>222867640I've never had that and the shops are shut now
Mecca mecca...
>>222867640they'll know somethings up when you've had a liter of water and have decided to get your knob out
>he once bought in some chocolates and made everyone write their name once they had one so no one could take two
>>222867645
>>222867645thought that was a rhino, then a gyraffe, then a horse
>>222867669pour a can of beer into a water bottle thenyou wont be the only one sneakily drinking alcohol ffs
The doctor.
>>222867637how is it not true
One of gfberg's friends has been diagnosed with "FND" which is some made up "neurological disorder" which apparently means you have to suddenly start shuffling around on crutchesNo doubt I will have to nod and smile as she talk about her non-existant symptoms and moans about how difficult life is as a perma-PIP retard
>>222867684i don't stare a women but instead i use a background recording app on my phone so i can stare at videos instead
>>222867637Right how do people get rich then? Start a business, investments, gambling… all of these have risk
Why are virgins all up in arms about thisI haven't owned a physical copy of a game in decadesIt's a good thing to move away from physical media, it means less plastic waste>nooo but we don't own our gaems!!That's something that should be legislated into law
Shaitan, yallah...
>>222867696I got diagnosed with FND tooFat Nigger Dick
my favourite soccer player when i was a kid was fernando torres :)
just eaten 2 chicken burgers that i made myself and they were nice
https://youtu.be/9ZHBKLpKxAU?si=RXo4TTeMWxTLD7WK
>>222867741>when i was a kidfuck off zoomer
>>222867696vax status
>>222867726Up your arse? That's awful
>>222867724>That's something that should be legislated into lawbut currently isntso businesses can take away your licence to a product, leaving you out of pocketthat said, i seriously believe most goycattle really will live in an "own nothing and be happy" world
>>222867614what's your job? I'd hate to have a workmate like that
>>222867748laid the eggs did you yeah?
>>222867614what a gay cuntpour the beer into a coloured or opaque glassbent jobsworth freak cant do nun
>>222867775square up then
installing nude skyrim mods
Viking...
>>222867726>It comes and goes
>>222867724No clue, don't give a fucking shit about owning a physical disc these days
>>222867794best one?
don't feel like staying up till 1am to watch us lose to Mexico
ARSELAD NIGHT
>>222867794grow up
Pray :D
>>222867412sucked a cock and swallowed
Won't you be my bride? Another day another day another day another day
>>222867817There’s thunder and lightning forecasted too so a chance it gets suspended for 2 hours like the France game
>>222867770>so businesses can take away your licence to a product, leaving you out of pocketThey could do that with a disc anyway, games consoles aren't open source platforms
>>222867479can you not have a massive glass of gin and tonic at that point and say its sparkling water?
nearly the national nap time
Names
>>222867816CBBE
>>222867412Let a bloke shag me up the arse and then he pulled out and I sucked him off til he spunked on my face
love getting a very weird spam email out of blue
Hope all you normies wake up one day to all your games gone and no way to recover them
Christian...
The first thing you see when you go to Glasgow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ
>>222867724No more sharing games with matesNo more buying preowned or selling games you've playedNew games are more expensive digital on the PS Store than they are physical from places like shopto or even AmazonI play mostly on PC anyway so I've been digital only for years, but at least on PC it's an open system to DRM is far easier to break, and places like GOG deal in DRM-free games. Which means I'm far closer to owning my digital game than a lot of physical console players will ever be.
The US turned 250 years old. Are they a role model or an "evil empire"?In my view, neither one nor the other. But here is what most countries on the planet agree on: America has no right to make decisions for others. Any state, whether small or huge, can sort out its own problems on its own. The US and the White House have no right whatsoever to impose their will on others. Let them sort out the mess in their own house first.
get those bloody arses shagged ffs
>>222866321are aitch
British "Entertainment"
Mit Trauer und Entscheidung im Herzenzeigen wir den Willen weiterzugehenNiemand darf eigensinnig seines Lebens beraubt werden
>>222867901>No more sharing games with matesNo one's done this for about a decade now anyway>No more buying preowned or selling games you've playedThey're worth fuck all>New games are more expensive digital on the PS Store than they are physical from places like shopto or even AmazonShouldn't be playing games if you're poor anyway
i wonder if keir starmer is sad or happy that he doesnt have to speak with the orange dictator anymore.
>>222867913Leave it on /pol/ next time poindexter
>>222867939were you not entertained?
rorke's mates daring him to eat a chip off the floor and laughing at him when he does
>>222867913If I gave a fuck what a Canadian *Spits on the ground* thought about America I would have asked
>>222867955>They're worth fuck alluhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's why i buy preowned games?
>>222867955You can do the first one still though tbf, you can just let your mate log in to your account
>>222867965screa
>>222867913
>>222867939Jews cackling away as the retarded goycattle eagerly watch this filth
>>222867961the president of the United States is Benjamin Netanyahu!
Don't really like hearing discs spinning to be honest
get the physical media abolished
>>222867965reckon this one is autobiographical
Just found out about this late 2000s band "lostprophets" sounds pretty good to me I don't understand why they aren't more popular
>>222867995The pm of a Canada is such a retarded pussy that's so bad at negotiation that he could somehow buy a car for more than the advertised price
/brit/posting in public simply don't care anymore x
>>222867974>we have detected unusual activity by your account in violation with our terms and have banned you indefinitely
>>222867974i've got a question, why are you such a goy?
What happens if I don't pay for a TV licence?
>>222867955>No one's done this for about a decade now anywayWrong. I do it with my mates>They're worth fuck allYou can easily buy a game and sell it a week or two later for £10 cheaper, effectively playing the game for a tenner. Games that have been out for years go for peanuts, both preowned and new. Far cheaper than digitally unless they get a deep discount during a sale. >Shouldn't be playing games if you're poor anywayDon't be a mong mate there's a good lad
>>222868039you mean posting on /brit/ in public or doing /brit/ things in real life
>>222868039hell yeah mate, fuck this world, fuck it all, i hope it burns.
>>222868103both
>>222868094capita stormtroopers come around to rape your mother, beat you senseless, and burn down your house
Have to say that Steamfags are starting to get on my nerves. It's an alright service but they can be a bit cultlike at times. Bunch of people that will hate billionaires but make an exception for Gabe because he's le hecking epic gamer man
>>222868029plot twist: the zoomer that posted this is unaware that they are the Ian Watkins rape baby
>>222868095>Wrong. I do it with my mateswhat mates
reminder.
>>222868094nowt.it's just an honesty box
>>222868094rape time
>>222868133My ones
>>222868135ugly ass nigga
turns out lil fella
This phone is crocked half the time I press the power button my camera opens
Sir Israel Zog
>>222868170screaming
>>222868095>You can easily buy a game and sell it a week or two later for £10 cheaper,Where?
>>222868145she needs to get that cancer checked out on her neck
Jokes aside, i'm a bit worried about the AI dependance most normies are developing, i dont want to live in a world filled with even more drooling retards.
Please put on Paw Patrol for me.
>>222868123A lot of their good will ironically comes from being forced into their returns policy by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission
where would you be if you were my phone /brit/
>>222868210up your bumx
>>222868210in your arse
>>222868210in a fanny
If you were to bring Thomas Jefferson back to life, once you’d shown him what an iPhone is and how to watch interracial porn on it the main thing that would shock him would be the fact that the American economy is now entirely defined by wage slavery.
>>222868210i'd probably vibrate in your pocket to try and stimulate your glans
>>222868210the last place you left me
>>222868216>>222868219>>222868230grow up you sad little boys
>>222867724>I haven't owned a physical copy of a game in decadesGuess it doesnt matter then
>>222868253naw
>>222868256Yeah it doesn't
>>222868253that's the thing... we are grown up...
alri
>>222868210fell off the bed and now sitting on the floor
>>222868261>>222868276*rapes you then*
Btw the US government / google / apple knows exactly where you are and what you're doing if you use a regular phoneSamsung and Apple literally have Israeli spyware/bloatware pre-installed and unremovable If you want to stay private use a disposable dumb phone or a pixel/motorola with grapheneos and a VPN
>>222868301ok
>>222868289*likes it so it's not rape*
>>222868279hi x
>>222868195I whack them on ebayFirst party Switch games are the best for it, they hold their value for ages because they hardly ever go on sale
I'm so tired of his tiny puppet junk!I need a real man to fill me full of gunk!
>>222868210turn off all distractions, listen to its aura call to you, from your bed? or is it under the pile of smelly clothes?
anything good to watch?
>>222868340zulu (1964)
>>222868340Bang bus
>>222868340yeah loads
>>222868340gay porn 3
>>222868340my chaturbate stream
Nobody cared when cassettes and VHS got phased out for CDs and DVDsThe issue isn't a change in technology exactly, gamers aren't luddites.It's because without physical copies the corpos can just delete your media and access to games, and there's no way to preserve old media.Physical media is the only way to prevent them taking what you bought from you.
>>222868340ip (interracial porn)
it looms...it fucking LOOMS....
>>222868340i've been binging this channel the past couple dayshttps://www.youtube.com/@HorrifyScares.
>>222867939seems dutch to me
>>222868195No whereThat's the price you can buy it for off CEX and the like but you're not going to get £60 for a newish £70 game when you trade it inYou could list it on Facebook or something but no one's going to buy it off a random when they could get a brand new disc for a tenner moreExpect that lad's a bit of a larper
>>222868348 Yanks be driving manuals and making their whole personality about it."Hey Cody dude wanna hop in my ride I drive stick"
>>222868324little nigga still playing DMX off his mum's boyfriend's mixtape
>>222868340Gone with the Wind
>>222868340you have 100 years of cinema to watch harry, simply google "best movie of x genre from z year" and get to watching!
>>222868328>First party Switch games are the best for itor rather they're the singular exception on the market given the type of media
STRAP IN TIGHT FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF WHINING ABOUT YANKS ALL DAY!
>>222868402sup one nintie
Everybody hates me lol
today's menugoing to be intense
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/man-seen-screaming-shouting-poo-562442
>>222868426Roar
*plays Lost Kingdoms on the gamecube*Huh? Sorry, did you say something?
calling in to rorkestation and nervously asking "how big are your feet"
>>222868426fucking fart chortiling
>>222868420I've done it with other games, so no.
Did my driving test in a manual and I've got a superiority complex :)
>>222868426i love you, bruce
Malaponte in?Thoughts on Patriot Front's march in Washington DC? Looked kino
catberg having such a nice and peaceful rest on my bed x
ugly tranny is it
>>222868452Nah you haven't
>>222868437>A woman passenger brought him tissue paper while sheltering under an umbrella.foids...
seen all of those
long toed troon
attending the opening of an envelope later this evening
Remember when Disney released a film portraying the Russian Tsardom and white army as good, kind, gentle heros and elegant princes and princesses?And portrayed the working classes, bolsheviks, proletarians, as evil, vile, jealous monsters and villains?Anastasia was a very odd piece of reactionary, pro-feudalist, pro-capitalist, pro-monarchist propaganda that white washed the widespread murder, rape, pillaging, torture, starvation inflicted by the Tsar and white army.
Imagine not being American lmao
found my phone is was on my exercise bike which makes sense
>>222868472ok
hardly ugly is she
>>222868498not up your bum then
>shethat's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
>>222868434It will be difficult to stay up that late, but it will be worth it to support my nation's team.
>>222868461The political message of Patriot Front is indistinguishable from what the White House and DHS twitter pages put out there. They were covering up free palestine stickers, sending signals to Jews that they’re ready to be their whores. It’s a redundant organization. Why not put away the Michael Myers masks and join the Republican party?What’s so stupid about low IQ reactionaries ripping down Palestinian flags is that the wealthy boomer fox news watchers and Jews they are trying to impress will continue to call them feds while young “Noticers” and white radical potential recruits will dismiss them as bought off Zionist whores. It’s a lose lose strategy from the politically inept and shameless.
almost shagged a tranny last night. very glad i didn't.
>>222868461>Hurr unemployed fascists intimidating people on public transport is basedKill yourself retarded subhuman Nazi scum
>>222868496let me in
>>222868464Me having sex with this thing doesn't make me gay, Ive had sex with mattresses. Am I mattress sexual now?
>>222868498was that the last place you put it?
>>222868485Don't drag Disney into this
>>222868506quite ugly actually
the new
>>222868518um trump is finished rorke. mid terms are coming up. we don't do transphobia any more
any scab pickers in
>>222868571>>222868571>>222868571>>222868571
>>222868468>>222868477>>222868518The establishment has brainwashed you with the most obvious scapegoat in human history to be their zogged meatpuppet crying about transgenders rather than anything that matters
>>222868461i think they're civ nats? i dunno much about them
>>222868556*imagines it* ok what next
>>222868556forgot your proxy
>>222868461my cousin is a PF guy and he has a restraining order against him from his ex-wife for beating her and their kids
>>222868554not allowed to sign your posts here
>>222868578don't mind troons just slightly resent that bloke posting the same pictures over and over again
