God's loneliest man edish
>>222889517he had a gf kind of at one point
fresh trim
cattenberg
It's coming homeI seriously want England to win this wc
they buttered up my bum
>>222889539what phenotype is this. i honestly can't tell
>like a sea at stormbr
>>222889549Dominican papi
>>222889457>side effects from finasterideis that the stuff you rub on your head?>>222889472>yes and all was well til i stopped being able to cum from penetrationWTF, how? is that a side effect?>>222889539why are you so mean to him?
>>222889539one gust of wind and its over
>>222889549the racist polchud
Rorke's first job
>>222888279Yeah I know about the but they have no political vision.The Northwest Front is based around White unity and National Socialism.
>>222889539It is what it is.
>>222889549i’m my mom’s ethiopian and my dad’s irish
>>222889549Americoid
>>222889571People are very hateful on this website. So are you tbf so I don’t know why it’s a shock to you
>>222889591physically recoiled at this
>>222889591grim. i lost my shit over a tiny bald patch
>>222889593
>>222889601The Bulgarian flag hateful? He's seemed relaxed to me
>>222889544What is that piercing called?
>>222889601how am I hateful exactly?
Treating myself to a healthier lunch
>>222889589>The Northwestscouse cunt
>>222889623he's a good poster, always replies with kindness and in earnest
>>222889623Usually he is but he was hateful to me one time, I don’t forget.>>222889628You know what you did
>>222889571>why are you so mean to him?i honestly don’t mind it. i find it funny
I am banned from hinge for making fun of fat women and fatherless women
>>222889630those franks fridge raiders are shite, I tried themanyway the best meal deal wrap I've had recently is tesco's hickory pulled pork wrap, you must try it. Very good.
>>222889566Brought me back to the time a Dominican woman flirted with me on discord and called me papi, made me uncomfertable>>222889589Is your National Socialism stuff a gimmick or not, are you actively making plans to move to the US?
so fucking glad i just have a receding hairline and ZERO thinning.with a receding hairline you can take fin and style a tasteful norwood 3thinning just looks awful all round
I wanna fuck a trashy British chick for the glory of Uncle Sam
>>222889630>Scottish moneyWe NEED to get rid of that
nth for the holodem
>>222889656alri but why do you have the grand canyon on your forehead
FOCKINGGGG gem lads
>>222889630actual retard if you think any of that shit is healthy lmao
>>222889626Frenulum piercing
>>222889656oh yeah lucky you oh wow what a special guy you are you FUCK
>>222889593He's vindicated yet again it would seem
Filename on /r9k/:>Female Coomer NSFW Vaginal Masturbation Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hanging Suicide An Hero REKT.webmand unfortunately it is accurate
i'm easily at a norwood 1.5ish and have been for a while but still have long thick luscious hair will be throwing myself off a bridge if i ever start diffuse thinning
>>222889675you're still going out today to a Lakaka masterclass
>>222889690i know which one that is without even having to check
Real men don’t give a shit about their hair only pretty boy faggots. Do you think don frye was in the mirror measuring his hairline stressing out? No and he’s fucked more pussy than all of you combined and multiplied by 1000
>>222889571no the rubbing stuff is minoxodil usually. finasteride is usually just a pill. its messing with your hormones or whatever and for some people it means they struggle with low libido, erectile dysfunction etc.
>>222889690Why would you go on /r9k/?
>>222889697You legitimately could look worse I been compared to Charlie Kelly
Fuck sake all the Norwood talk made me check my hairline because I haven’t done it for a few months and it’s progressed so badly. I’m sweating because it’s hot and that makes it worse but it’s legit gone back about 2 inches in a few months and thinning noticeably. Can’t believe I’m going to be bald before I turn 35
>Real men don’t give a shit about their hair only pretty boy faggots. Do you think don frye was in the mirror measuring his hairline stressing out? No and he’s fucked more pussy than all of you combined and multiplied by 1000
>>222889706i am a pretty boy faggot and if my hair fully goes i’ll go from a cute twink who pulls mad pussy with 0 effort to a skinny meth head-looking freak who either had to become a gymcel or get rich
>>222889706You are not Don Frye thoughbeit. You are Nigel Buggeri of Cuntingham, local bin collector
>>222889640>You know what you didNo I don't >Usually he is but he was hateful to me one time, I don’t forget.The only reason I might have said something is if you attacked me first and even then I might not say anything, it might have been someone else. >>222889718> its messing with your hormones or whatever and for some people it means they struggle with low libido, erectile dysfunction etc.Man what a choice..what's the point of having hair if you can't fuck..
>Nigel Buggeri of Cuntingham, local bin collectorktim
>>222889656bulbous fella
>>222889735omds
>>222889536I should rewatch it from a BPD perspective, the deep desperate hole that's seemingly impossible to fill
might start a pyramid scheme of some sort
>>222889737Literally my body
>>222889735Just shave it at this point mate
>>222889735need to wash your hair
>>222889706do you realise how fucking gay it is to bring up some other man's prowess to prove a point instead of your own post physique
>>22288967740g of protein.
>>222889675I'm feel inclined to support Anglos but this level of rigging is ridiculous
Got all these books for £5 from charity shop. Well chuffed.
>>222889790Yeah I know but it’s depressing me so much>>222889791Literally showered one hour before this was taken, it’s sweat as my house is very humid it’s not grease/dirt.
>>222889675screamed at this
Might go to the shop, you lads want anything?
>>222889690DELETE
>>222889720I browse a variety of boards to better understand the human condition.
>>222889798lol I’m a nerdy faggot, the opposite of frye. You got me wrong
>>222889831that
>>222889810They fucking did you guys dirty in Mexico and they did us dirty with Bosnia
wish i were a big fat slut you seen those stone age Venus fertility statues? yeah, i wish i were build like that
>>222889831Literally looks exactly like my gf
>>222889735it's beyond over lad just go baldbetter to look like a boiled egg than a kid snatcher
>>222889837No humans on /r9k/
>>222889654>Is your National Socialism stuff a gimmick or notNot a gimmick.>are you actively making plans to move to the US?No, but I would 100% support the Northwest Front
which king of england are you buzzfeed quiz
>>222889844iktf 2bh>>222889852jammy bastard
stupid whore coworkerberg called in AGAIN
>>222889840spastic
>>222889831some pork and beef please mate, and also a sex arse if they have any
>>222889893:P
>>222889817I would shave it at this point and start doing calisthenics (no offence lad) >>222889831I am a bit of an architect but this is too much
>>222889860why did you used to laugh at dead german soldiers?
>>222889875Henry VI :(
>>222889831>>222889879sproiler thart horge
>>222889879bit of me that
>>222889544thank you
remember when commiemong/nazimong said that only rich people can afford to go abroad
>>222889875the wee fella, future George VII
>>222889735Fin and min?
>>222889805i've lived through a lot of fads (low fat, atkins, paleo, keto, gut biome) and it's funny seeing the current reddit runts fall into yet another meme. enjoy your meal deal chubster.
Jet washed the garden bin on lunch because it smelt like shit
pretending to like fat girls is the latest performative reddit fetish on par with goth mommy/muscle mommy bullshit(no hate if you're an actual chubby chaser of course x)
>>222889969which one was the best, keto works best for me although I've been slipping lately. But I did lose 11kg 2 years ago and kept it.
Pooberg banging on my arsehole screaming to be let out
>>222889977gp
only been off sick once in the last 3 years and it was cause I'd been up 2 whole days snorting speed. Obviously at the time I was still ripping out my head high as fuck so I did in fact get ready to go to work, forced food down, planned to have a shower, but then I was sitting on the toilet I looked at myself in the mirror and my pupils were huge, my face shiny with grease, and a little voice said "if you go to work today you will 100% be sacked" and so I called in sickthen about 30 seconds after making the call I fell asleep upright on the sofa cause I hadn't slept in 48 hours and my body just gave up
>>222889977>(no hate if you're an actual chubby chaser of course x)Just a slight chub, you know thick thighs and 5-7 kilos on the right places
>>222889854I know. I know it’s cope at this point as well but it doesn’t look as bad when it’s less sweaty and it’s styled better >>222889963Feel it’s too late at this point
>>222889977i've been into big arsed fat girls since primary school mate, don't you dare call it performative
>>222889976I'll just jet-blast it with poo again tonight
Wifeberg on the laxatives in prep for her colonoscopy tomorrow. Told her she can use my face if she can't make it to the toilet in time but she didn't seem keen.
both real goth girls and the modern pretend ones are honestly really gross. horrible shag outside of fantasy. virginal stuff.
>>222890011would love to worship you.
>>222890008Drives me wild when theyre a bit hefty but somehow they have the face of a much thinner woman, coor
>>222890007soft times make soft menthat cute dog on the right will be made hard soon
>>222889977>latestMy oldest pictures are from 2007
>>222890011looks decent for what it is ladwe're all working with what we've got
>>222890011You literally look like a sex offender stop doing this to yourself and shave it.
>>222890008i like a woman you can grab onto something
>>222890017Will be sending the ring door bell footage to the local constabulary
any 4chan x man inlove my 4chan x so I do
>>222890011Mate start taking fin and min, your hair will thicken up and you might regrow a bit of your hairline, there are some hairs in the corners, it's not completely bald.
>>222890058I use the superior 4chan-XT
>>222890011Looks great lad you can’t even tell it’s receding here, you’ve styled it really nice as well. I would just use regaine and alpecin caffeine shampoo and leave it at that
lost in thought there haha x
>>222890035Kek
>>222890035…bro?
>>222890013>>222890039how on gods green earth did both of you manage to miss the entire last sentence of a two-sentence post
>>222889995>only been off sick once in the last 3 years and it was cause I'd been up 2 whole days snorting speedI never once got sick when I was doing speedruns not sleeping for days, even through covid I didn't get sick but I was doing other stuff to mitigate. >then about 30 seconds after making the call I fell asleep upright on the sofa cause I hadn't slept in 48 hours and my body just gave upIt do be like that sometimes would they fire you if you look like that but you act normal?
any druggie mong herelove me drugs
>>222890076>can’t even tell it’s receding here
>>222890092too much of a friendless incel runt for that. wouldn't even know how to acquire drugs
https://youtu.be/dafu5FGDLdA?si=D2pi_0uXnHQfgJPR
>>222890032>>222890054Exactly, good lads
Somebody draw Harry Kane but as like a badass anthropomorphic British fox
Spaino is like a fucking god to meWhat he did on this general will last forever
>>222890112dark web ladnever done it meself but i know it's meant to be pretty simple
>>222890136he utterly broke this general. raped it, without a condom on
>>222890136What exactly did he do. I always hear about him but not his exploits
>>222890136>What he did on this general will last foreveryou mean *checks notes* blogging about playing rocket league and using klopp reaction images?
>>222890175You still remember it, right? Point proven
>>222890167Keir Starmer would have been cheering for Mexico
>>222890169nothinghe was a troll who made people seethe and played into the schizo theory that he was behind every bad gimmicknow he's gone people still belive he's behind every bad gimmick, so his legacy endures
>>222890089>would they fire you if you look like that but you act normal?There's no way I'd have made it through the shift unnoticed lad I hadn't slept or eaten much at all in 2 days. In order to get through the shift I'd had to have redosed at work and then I had work the next 3-4 days after that as well. I'm certain I would have been discovered and fired.My only escape was to call in pretending to be sick. I was quite clearly not sick on the phone but there's nothing they can do about that, if I say I have diarrhoea then they're forced to believe me.
>>222890148right, not sure if i want to get arrested by the interpol
>>222890058XT is lush
>>222890167several dozen players on the field what is this a barmitzvah? oyy
>>222890066>>222890212same x
>>222890197Keir Starmer is currently doing ceremonial magick and making pacts with demons to ensure that the UK gets even worse under Sir Andy Burnham's leadership.
>>222890198Heathermong has kind of taken his place as the schizos’ biggest bogeyman but you do still sometimes see the odd lad seething about spainnonce sometimes out of nowhere
>>222890092Couldn't be me, drove me big cousin to acking
>>222890235190 finally laid to rest
>>222890214>ignoring the position of the fucking goal in the corner
>>222890202They only go for dealers, and I've never had an issue buying internally, only ever caught getting a load of weed from Spain so I just stopped importing. Even used to get it delivered to my work, that was stupid in retrospect.
rorke and interpol
Got a headache that won't go away. Reckon it's all the wanking I did, must've popped a blood vessel in there
>>222890244You still see the more ancient turboschizos having a meltdown over 190 as well, a rarer sight nowadays but it does happen. I’m sure at some point a new troll will come along and the others will move down the rankings
>>222890222
>>222889949Objectively true
>>222890112ask Greek druggie anon when he makes a thread, he orders and once gave a full description on how to do it safe to another anon But I would still be scared especially here imc, in England it might be different>>222890201> In order to get through the shift I'd had to have redosed at work and then I had work the next 3-4 days after that as wellMan I lived like that for many years, almost can't believe I did it. It's not a way to live, eventually something has to give...>My only escape was to call in pretending to be sick. I was quite clearly not sick on the phone but there's nothing they can do about that, if I say I have diarrhoea then they're forced to believe me.true I was very good at hiding it, when I stopped I admitted to some people and they had no idea. But I was doing so much shit to mitigate the damage.
lads... i don't think it's coming home
>>222890273pooing
>>222890278he's stoppable
>>222890242You gave him a lift?
>>222890278I wonder how the players feel about that routine, maybe they find it cringeI didn't watch the match last night btw
>>222890274you can get a flight to spain for about 30 quid
>>222890278It's gonna be a good match if you face Norway in the final, definitely would watch.
>>222890302Literally less than that. I’ve flown to Spain and Greece for 15 quid with Ryanair
>>222890278Aryan BeastHope he snaps the legs of Englnigs
>>222890289me when I'm at the big massive sex arse national convention looking at the wide range of sex arses on display
>>222890318
suilleibhan… suleiman… irish are arabs lads
>>222890314I'm inclined to say it probably won't be an England Norway final lad, sorry to say.
>>222890278he's going to kill kane
>>222890302And do what?Holidays are expensive. Normgroids only afford them cos they're up to their eyeballs in debt.
on a Teams meeting and it's obvious i haven't shaved in days
>>222890352Distract from your unshaven face by whipping out your unshaven balls
>>222890374good idea brb
>>222890352i haven't shaved in months
>>222890374I haven't shaved in two weeks but I plucked my balls clean what do I do?
right well that's an indecipherable 5x5 square of what I presume to be Sir Keir Starmer's head exploding
>>222890348how much do you think a holiday in spain costs? do you think benidorm or santa ponsa is full of rich people exclusively?
>>222890381got fired :/
>>222890395Pray you havent shaved your bumhole. You need to keep that unshaved as a trump card
TAP TAP TAP
cursed with a weak jawline and early baldnessso I'm going to look like a soiboy even though I'm not one
>>222890337I think there's a big chance
>>222890435soiboy is an appearance not a mindset. you are a soiboy if you look like one. being a chud online is not gonna change that sorry x
>>222890435Get in the gym and get on the T
>>222890417>And this somehow makes the UK less Pakistani
shave your balls
>>222890441
>>222890438well they're on the same side of the draw and play one another on saturday in a knock-out match so I regret to inform you that the chance of them playing in the 2026 world cup final is mathematically zero percent
heatherpaedo’s obsessive hatred of holidays and people who go on holiday is one of my favourite gimmiques of his lmao, mental how separated he is from normal human society
girlboss coworker who makes my working life hell has been all over me todayffs I was in the pub at 4am and so was anyone normal just have a fucking day off the grindset you make £65k ffs
>>222890469you are nothing
>>222890492
>>222890481ruining your life
>Tapering off quitting vaping and nicotine>Haven't had any nicotine in 4 days>Can't fall asleep until 8AM every night>Just lie in bed ruminatingSo this is the insomnia phase
>>222890463
>>222890403Like £800?
>>222890474Ooooooooh I didn't know that. Fuck...well I'll watch that then.
>>222890481also eating at restaurantsi think he's just coping with being able to do any of stuff
when I saw this earlier as a thumbnail on another board I assume it was an AI image but it's a real image lol
>>222890481heatherGOD mindraped you
>>222890508Ominous braddie
>>222890507how much exercise
>>222890278Guehi and Stones wil box him trust
>>222890520Lmao, he also used to go mental whenever anyone brought up drinking alcohol as well
>>222890553usually going gym 6 days a week
>>222890531attack on titan bradley
I will be rooting for England, you need a win lads.
dick n balls
https://voca.ro/1jjn2ZL6C1PW
>>222890543How so? I genuinely love his posts. Him and mousey and sacked tranny and the other schizos are free interactive entertainment for me
>>222890540Would love it if FIFA said "you know what? America win the cup. And the championship of the universe. Here's your special trophy." And then held the rest of the tournament in a different country without the USA team.
Boring incel anonymous persona discussion hour is it
What is your favourite video game pre xbox 360?
>>222890597ok
>>222890578
Hitler was sent by Wotan to cleanse Europe.
>>222890578fucking sadia
>>222890540this is now a corrupt browncoded shithole
>>222890568Apparently you lot came 4th in 1994 but haven't qualified for ages, sad.
>>222890562grim stuff if you still cant sleep after all that, have quit weed before and had awful insomnia but exhausting myself in the day still helpedyou have my sumpathy
half of you are trans girls who haven’t accepted it
in hell you're surrounded and laughed at by hordes of bradleys for eternity
>>222890540Messi can get legitimately elbow a guy in the face on purpose, get a three day suspension, and get it overturned(this happened). People will say "it was the right choice". Balogun accidentally taps a guy, gets a red card, gets it overturned and the "I hate America" faggot retards are acting like it's some kind of great injustice
>>222890417just marry a 60yo billionaire, bro
watched that movie Shin Godzillawhat a piece of shit film
>>222890610fine thanks, you?
heatherpaedo really doesn’t like when you laugh at him
>>222890608loved halo 2 that was the first game I played a lot online with my mates
>>222890660I thought the same, every Godzilla film has the exact same formula, it's fucking boring.
silly aussie hour is it
>>222890656I don't hate America I hate cheating in sports.
Now this was a game
>>222890647
>>222890608Age of Empires 2
>>222890578https://vocaroo.com/1jPjZ2NuxXWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWLnIcOgK4E
realistically if you or I were head of FIFA and big Don was offering you 100mil to make the right call you'd make the right callwho gives a shit if some internet gimps call you crooked for a day if you're spending the rest of your life with your feet up snorting gear and being milked by the filthiest whoores money can buy
>>222890697
>>222890728Isn't he already really fucking wealthy?
>>222890698It's not cheating. Everybody who isn't a retard agrees that Balogun should have never been red carded in the first place
>We are beginning the most significant restructure in XBOX history. After careful consideration, I've made the difficult decision to reduce our team by approximately 3,200 throughout FY27. This will include approximately 1,600 role eliminations today, and in addition, four studios will leave XBOX to new management. oh my days
fucking losers
>>222890640Yeah, they talk about it as if we won. But we played good games. Stoichkov was a top scorer at the tournament. Would have love to seen Berbatov at the WC, he was a good egg.
Receding hairline is getting much worseGonna have to find a way to look good bald
Not to mention we are talking about FIFA which is notoriously corrupt. Like what integrity lmfao
>>222890728was going to make a mikey joke but I forgot what he said about someone else being his bank
>>222890540>>222890756wtf is this shit?
>>222890747probably but the people at the top are never satisfied
>>222890756trump and infantile are made for each other. both corrupt cunts
Quentin in?Would love to see a photo of your hairline just to put these melodramatic mongs with a touch of thinning in their place.
>>222890761just roganmaxx
>>222890784Never understood why these cunts endlessly go after money, it's like popstars who carry on gigging even when they're sitting on tens of millions. If it was me I'd retire and fuck off for some peace and quiet.
>>222890793br
rip david bowtie
>>222890761should've got on the tranny pills lad
>>222890756>wins right to appeal Bet the appeal does fuck all>>222890749If America win it'll be after Trump influenced the rules in the USA's favour.
i am NOT silly!! (perfectly timed gust of wind spins my propeller cap for a moment and i blush a deep crimson)
>>222890783in the USA's last match their top guy got a red card for stepping on another player's ankle but Donald called the head of FIFA and suggested the punishment for the red card (missing the next match) be revoked and indeed that has now happened>>222890804same for sure but I think the people who carry on are just wired differently, in a sort of psychopathic way
>>222890804maybe they enjoy it rorkebet you've never danced a day in your life
>>222890847this is insane but Don is the type of guy to do this, the other guy accepting is crazy though
love these wacky Australians they're so strewth and croc
>>222890703KINO
Rorkeypol and Left
Love it when I see a high paid job in my niche field advertised as remote and then I click on the advert and it turns out it's hybrid in Glasgow. Fucking ridiculous there's literally an option to put hybrid on linkedin you don't have to lie
If I were rich I'd buy one of those water guns that shoots water like a machine gun
>>222890847That red card was bollocks though
>>222890751OOF
>>222890918lorkelerke
>>222890924yellow at most for methere was no intention behind it, he was just planting his own foot into the ground as far as he knew
reform dog be like borke
>>222890924Not that anon but it's the principle. I haven't seen what he got a red card for, but the appeal should come from the USA team, not the president.
gonna end up with one of those poofy little tufts of hair all alone at the front
Very based https://youtube.com/shorts/WuSczuNnF0M
>>222890977you will be killed
Bellingham does actually seem like a nice lad tbf
>>222891002The hair island
Rorke getting drunk off his tits and 'singing' this at the pub karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRx8_mdaAg8
does heathermong drive a car?
Is there anyone else in here who isn't balding or is it just me
skyrim playthrough idea:wood elf that follows the green pact and has to eat every human and animal he kills so he's just walking around with a big belly full of people the whole time
>>222891002ktimmies except I keep my hair long to cope (I'm not fooling anyone)
>>222891075I have a full head of hair but 'tism so it doesn't matter
>>222891075use your brain mate the only people who are gonna post about balding are the balding ones. anyone who's not balding (yet) is not gonna take a photo of their scalp and post it here
>>222891075Yeah I'm balding sadly
>>222891061Linda Perry (frontWOMAN) wrote a lot off pop hits in the early 2000s, Chistina Aguilera, Katty Pery, Pink ect...
>>222891090my hair normally turns into a jewfro when I grow it out which I never liked and I imagine would look even worse now that it's so unevenly thinned on one side
>>222891125how old are you
>>22289113417
Tony Blair DESTROYS the Tories on Nuclear Power
>>222891075I was formerly a balding man then I started on the tranny meds 3 years ago now I'm NW0 again
>>222891147I'm afraid that's against the rules.
>>222891147sorry bruce i hope your telstra monopoly has dynamic ips
>>222891075i've used finasteride everyday since i was 18 and have no balding
>>222891171>tranny medswhy does everyone call em that? do you grow tits? Is it because your dick might not work?at first I though people were ttaking estrogen literally for the hair
>>222891176>>222891189I'm 30 settle down
>>222889523>>222889523>>222889523
>>222890481
>>222891214struggling to believe you now :/
>>222891162The Tories have been finished years ago and not by Tony Blair, whose immigration policy kept them in power for 14 years
>>222891219EARLY
>>222890751YOU WILL OWN FUCKING NOTHING, GOY
>>222891097I know that I'm just saying wow there's a lot of balding people here
