engerlund edition
>scotland isn't obsessed with engIand
lets gooooooooo
goin concession stand anyone want owt
>>222895126howl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekZEVeXwek
I dont mind the heat now. just needed a couple of weeks to get used to it.
>>222895126Seen this post several times now. Bit obsessive
>>222895143hate it me
>>222895134this is a good one
You mean THE FUCKING Phil Collins??!!!
how can i let the toilfu know im no longer obsessed with her since i found out she's had work done on her face?
>>222895145
Dadberg still adamant ladybirds were biting people in 1976
scots make 100 posts about england - not obsessedenglish person makes 1 post about scotland - obsessed anglo freak
>>222895167Directly, after ditching your Scotch genes and growing a spine.
>>222895167Wow after months of being into her now you're not, did she ever tell you what she had done to get fired?
>‘Frieren: Beyond Journey's End’ Season 3 and ‘Delicious in Dungeon’ Season 2 will both release in October 2027.ELF KINO
>>222895184
killing myself every day until it comes home
in every other sport england and scotland are allowed to have a rivalry but in football england has to be all 'we dont even think about you'
>>222895202always think about watching this but reddit really liked it so that means it's probably not that good
>>222895202just in time for GTA 6 PC release
Any more Scots are obsessed with England posts? Only had about a dozen this last 10 minutes.
>>222895192how did you know im scotch
>>222895220you lot scored a single goal in the world cup, and it was against haiti.
There was a girl at my previous workplace who wasn't a "toilfu" but she was fit and I think I simped a bit too much for her just because she was fit if you get what I meanShe was dreadfully boring with no personality and she didn't really see me as a sexual prospectI look back and regret giving her much attention at all or trying to be nice to her for approval, feels like I was being polite and she thought I was a mug innit
bradley walsh
eyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeAIRFRYEReyyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyyyeyeeyyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeye
>>222895202might have a wank over this image
>>222895233Might make one in a bit if >>222895220 does another one
>>222895247nonsequitur
>>222895233Fuck.
I killed Donald Trump
>>222895222honestly they're both kinda mid i only watched them for the knife ears
>Amber heat-health alerts issued as UK could see 10 consecutive days of temperatures over 30Cright
>>222895277alright alternate universe thomas matthew crooks
Bye you all.
imagining a scottish person saying nonsequitur
>>222895277write this in scottish accent and I'll like it
>>222895277mundane truth
>>222895277Know how they say curiosity killed the cat? Wonder if it was bi-curiosity and it died of AIDS.
andy bumham
>>222895220We think about you as much as we think about any other country ie a normal amount. The "rivalry" is utterly one-sided and surprising to most English people. And I bet that makes you even angrier haha
>>222895141i've been on this website so fucking long that i remember all the memes when leicester won the premier leaguehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67413653
>>222895277sir CIA, everything i've said on this website has been satire and a joke
had these in my wishlist for yonks dunno if they'd run well on current laptop
>>222895252Reckon every lad has done this at some point in their lives
>>222895332since 2016?? dude...
>>222895332>so fucking long>2016
>>222895277i-in minecraft, right?
>>222895326it wasnt in the classic games when we were the only FAs in the world and my nan would take her clickety clack thing to the games. your game just lost its soul
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b...
>>222895332are you an election tourist?
>>222895355>>222895356i've been here longer than that, but don't act like ten fucking years isn't a long time
MMXXVI
just resurrected donald trump
>>222895350you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
>>222895277Soundtrack by the edgy band that you are thinking of
>>222895298need hot weather payments asap
>>222895355>dudeAnd a totally bodacious cowabunga to you too, sir
Norwegian men stock has gone right upbut England win we'll still be considered ugly
hi
never had a professional life me aha
>>222895311AAH Kilt doonal TRAMP
>>222895386
>>222895332That's not long, only 10 years ago, I first used 4chan 9 years ago and I don't feel it was long ago
>>222895356i've been on site literally twice as long as you have>>222895403scr
Just phoned up FIFA and told them to keep Quansah's suspension because he's shit
>>222895415british men aren’t considered ugly
>>222895433ok this is epic
>>222895445pskrmn
>>222895434no ararm and no surplises prease
>>222895311ah keelt doonl trompe
watching a woman suck a plastic willy
>>222895202Lit autumn
>>222895469spoom
greyhound bus to chocolate town
>>222895469actually yelped at this one
>>222895456collectively we have zero sex appeal and are hated as tourists everywhere
>>222895475Visiting yer granny are you?
i am hitting the griddy for ukraine
>>222895456british genes create fat ugly munters with asymmetrical recessed faces and pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily. in mainland europe they all laugh at british men who are seen as nothing more than ugly cultureless brutes with terrible fashion sense. they say "that's so british" whenever they see something fat or evil or ugly or asymmetrical or rotund or poorly executed.
it facewash night
>BREAKING: Andy Burnham has confirmed that he will introduce restrictions on VPNs under his leadership.we are china kirk
dont feel very good
yes yes they pronounce their r’s like l’s we know settle down now
>>222895415Mad how my ancestors could've just not moved from Denmark to Britain or returned after extracting the danegeld and I would've had a happy fulfilling normal life instead of a horrific traumatic trainwreck of a life
>>222895469hehe
>>222895469lmao actually good joke
>>222895510any news on will he bin VAR under his leadership?
>>222895513timmy mad someone else's is getting (You)'s sybau
>>222895469ascmsc
Eugenics is not a bad thing You really think if we euthanised all council scum kids it wouldn’t massively benefit the uk?
nth for the holodem
the appeal isn't the bad part. it all started because trump acts unprofessionally and vindictive and fifa responds unprofessionally to win favour. even if there was no card incident there would still be an air of suspicion over this tournament. like them or not, this is exactly why liberal centrists stress process and decorum above all elseit upholds confidence. didn't help much when cheney and rumsfeld were looting iraq but that's besides the point. the thin facade of virtue is the point.
>>222895469kek
>>222895469LOL
get the biomass blended and spread on toast
Brit meet up and throw ice and water at me, just like the ice bucket challenge but it’s only me and I nominate myself.
>>222895587It ok to just say darkies, you’re amongst friends, babe x
>>222895587We would massively benefit if we euthanised you.
put me in le screenshot
>>222895620No I’m including all council scum
It was actually pretty funny 2bf
>Wegovy weight-loss pill goes on sale on UK high street and online pharmacieswe're saved
how do these nazis on here sleep at night knowing they're on a goverment list
>>222895587No need to go to murder just temporarily sterilise the obviously bad parents until they sort themselves out. And teach parents how to look after their kids properly instead of just leaving them out in the street all day for nonces to prey on. Break the cycle of abuse and neglect.
>>222895647I'm top of the based list
>>222895646as a BBW lover it's a fucking tragedy
>>222895646no more curvy women :(
>>222895641Haha, get you now, wink ;)Can never be too careful, plod might be listening, eh?
>BBW loverlow self-esteem
>>222895670disgusting
had a gay thought
>>222895646They turned me down for it because my BMI wasn't high enough I just wanted to lose like a stone or something over a month but they won't allow it. You have to upload photos from the front of (showing face down to waist) and the side too
>>222895646terrible nameozempic is so much better
This is all they've given him to eat. Cowards.
my arse is gay
>>222895670cellulitewrk
The left sex politics is properly mental I know a 45 year old ugly alcoholic guy who became trans and now fucks loads of semi fit lefty birds and is really popular This guy in the normal world be the weird daydrinker at the local pub at 1pm smoking
>>222895647You think you're not on a government list? Might be a different one from the nazis but this is Britain. The security service knows what you had for your birthday dinner in 2010
>>222895587so would banning social media but everyone hates that
>>222895698They stole all his stuff?
I wish I was a government list
>>222895670bet there's a load of wet poo mashed in between those cheeks
doing a gay porn wank
>>222895683high test nigga>>222895722corrr!!!
>>222895710can't blame men for trooning out. being a woman is just ez mode
got the slowdive on
>>222895722a harrowing thought
>>222895713they know I had cousin's cum?
>>222895510>it's real
cody vs ziedbelg later
>>222895734saw them live in Portugal recently
MY LIFE GAY PORN!
>>222895701God damn it I misspelled the yoke. ;-;
need harold shipman to visit tim's room
had a british culture thought
just about to go to bed, one night close to Diego Da->>222895748WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222895510
andy burnham pledges to put britain on the moon and bring back smoking in pubs as well as compulsory longbow lessons after church
I'm the BTK killer
>>222895746didn’t ask for your life story
>>222895510Reading the article Burnham's team only confirmed he still backs the under 16 ban and they said nothing new about a possible VPN ban or age restrictions
>>222895740They've got a sample of it on ice for creating a conveyor belt of clones to bum and incinerate
>>222895772and yet you were still told. curious.
>>222895775they're fucking rotating him
Diego on a Monday opens Pandora's Box to Poley and 190 returningYou knowth not what of thine seeke incele general...
>>222895746What’s your life story, lad? Dying to know x
>>222895469
Why is Kneecap popular? Like I couldn't name one of their songs
>>222895802they aren't
>>222895761SCREAM
>>222895802one of them wears a silly thing on his face so there’s that
>>222895775Is he in supported living or something?
>>222895802Think they’ve been and gone now.
They're forcing Tim to go to bed at 3pm
hate when you watch a few youtube videos about religion purely out of historical interest and then the algorithm fills your recommended with videos of christfags who actually unironically believe in that rubbish and are trying to convert you
Madame Celeste Amarilla, Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
>Kneecaps by Kneecap released by Kneecap records
hate how popular anti-masonic conspiracy is getting online.
Miss him
i dont understand why they keep making bonnie clyde movies over and over again. that's not even an IP . no one's doing it for merch or patent reasons. it's just pointless and unimaginative
>>222895802they aren'tthey were temporarily propped up due to their incessant israel/palestine wankery but no one actually listens to or cares about them same as bob vylan
>>222895832most intelligent atheist
>>222895775You are a baby boy timmy, a massive, 20+ stone adult sized baby. One of my dreams is to dress you in pink, put a pink bonnet on your head and push you around the park in a pram with you in your nappy
>>222895832sounds like you’re searching for something
>>222895760>>222895760
>>222895832Delete them all off your history if it's recent enough. YouTube's algorithm has been very up and down lately that's true
Madame Daphne and Celeste
>>222895854no such thing as god, grow up>>222895859yeah history
>>222895832use the Not Interested menu item, it does actually work
>>222895850unc shit
>>222895852what movies have you made?
>>222895879hc
>>222895889non sequitur
>>222895852it's just a form it doesn't have to be 'an IP'like manic pixie dream girl movies
If you banned social media for under 16s, it would be very easy to then brainwash them with extreme political ideation. You could even prevent a lot of kids from trooning out probably since they're not online to get groomed into thinking they're trans when they're just depressed or bored
>>222895859me on front page of duckduckgo
>>222895905(2009)
>>222895775Why is the furniture tilted
>>222895864
got a fairly robust resentment for young men who keep trying to resurrect the moustache
Please come to Chicago. I will treat you like a king in bedroom and like maybe we could see the lake idk
Dare you to post your PIN number in here and yes I know the n in pin stands for number so "PIN number" says "number" twice
>>2228959357484
I'm going to Wichita, you want anything?
>>2228959353457
>>2228959351488
>>2228959351984
>>222895907it's a yank folk tale but they can't really complain when no one cares for it. it's been done
Is Tim in supported living?Is that basically a flat that you have a few fit nurses and foreigners coming round to wipe your arse and that?
>>2228959351234
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>>2228959351690
>>222895972English is an old fashion.
Can easily remember my pin because it has 69 in it
>>222895977he's in a care home and they aren't fit they're mostly fat or old or indian
rorkey and
>>222895959Bit rude
>>222895986>when you cum in her mouth
wish i were one of catherine the great's concubines
>>222895985Da get off 4chan
Alri ladsnot be on in 4 days :))been at the gfs on the weekend, you see (her bday)
Not seeing enough mullet/moustache combos at the world cupAll samey tight fadesCmon now sort it out
>>222895986looking around like she might get arrested
alysa
>>222896025Sup...
>>222896007Dunno, I’d be scared in case jabbed her with one of my wee spines
>>222896005yep it's like when you ejaculate after a blowjob ok
>>222895986Id be fucking livid if she got cream all over my clothes id get up and strop off and have a melty
/brit/ meetup in Dumaguete City.
>>222896016How was the shagging then x
>>222896017of course he’s got le bisexual shirt too
piss coming out my arse pissing out of my arse
>>222896017want people who look like this publically flogged
Lads I have mince, fresh garlic, extra virgin olive oil, fresh tomatoes, fresh chillies and pasta Any way I can cook it so have a few days of good meals or will it just turn into slop by tomorrow
>>222896048not amazing for me due to the ol' porn addiction :)))) but for her i got her off so that's a win
>>222896047
>>222896052Had one of "those" takeaways did you?
Sup.
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
sucking jam out of a banjo
>>222896065freeze it
does anyone care about cricket
>>2228959359669 you're on my mindhttps://youtu.be/ihVy6W1vS2I
>>222896065don’t know
I am sorry, mate.
watching this Portillo thing where he goes to Japan. how do I learn to walk like this?
>>222896083>freezing cooked pasta and mince and sauce Are you a mong?
Gratz on ur dub o algo.
>>222896065astounding how retarded you are
>>222896076Wonderful! Another 300k and series appearance fee for Mr Mortimer
>>222896106Michael Portillo, is he quare?
>>222896111thank you mexico i love you
>>222895986And she randomly blew the cream out of her mouth why? Was it a cough?
Sup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
>>222896109Obviously don't freeze the pasta, that's common senseThe rest will freeze fine
>>222896036alri hedgehoglad
>>222896109cook the pasta when you need it you utter mong
genuinely unfunny retard thread, grow the fuck up you actual pathetic mongoloids
>>222896065Do you have tupperware? A spicy spag bol will keep in the fridge for a day or two. Cool it down for about 20 minutes before putting it in the fridge or it'll raise the temp in the fridge. ChatGPT can be good for this stuff btw
>>222896106Need to get some zest in your step, if you get my meaning
Information please.
>>222896145rattled
leftypol putting his fingerless gloves on and walking with his stick to buy bubble tea with his pip money
>>222896145Not very grown up of you to call people retards and mongoloids
>>222896065>Lads I have mince,nothing new there
This heat is actually dire
>>222896147Sup.
just screamed a poo out me arse at a local pensioner
Can I hab one spicy SHMEAT ball and a Eggwuhhhh
>>222896106Big butt plug and tight cock ring
they made pepsi wild cherry a rapist
>>222896189it’s freezing
sir rayan cherki
Honestly PIP is like Valhalla for mongs.I genuinely think I’d rather die than live on £400 a month basic Universal Credit
>>222896205might get some pepsi rape
>>222896189MUH WET BULB TEMP
>>222896194Do you know me?
>>222896106this nigga bowing to the machine arigato gozaimasu
better to ask forgiveness than permissionexcept when it comes to sex, obviously
>>222896134these types of meme videos always come across as a weird projection from a loser that couldnt make it. Too narrow in its descriptions to not be a projection
>>222896222>400i know people getting 1600 from pip alone
>>222896205More of a Coca Cola Paedo man myself
>>222896244Motherless...
>>222896237Not obvious though is it
>>222896239zoomie
>>222896237someone doesn't forgive me ;;) i want her too ;)
>>222896205If that isn't an invitation to shoplift a product I don't know what is
>>222896205pepsi wild cherry max
massive drugmong, menever progress in my life, never do anything unique or fun. just get monged out on drugs all day. I'll be like are Tim in no time
>>222896239>Too narrow in its descriptionsare you underaged or new to the ukeveryone sentient in 2010 knows exactly the type of person that video describes they were fucking everywhere
>funny little fellows, he thought to himself
Aryan.
The media is trying to tarnish Sensitive Young Men
Pepsi Max means max sugar
filling the thread with negativity
>>222896283my life is the same except i don't do drugs
>>222896266nah zoomies make these videos too, they're obsessing over this imaginary "stomp clap hey" era in 2011 that never existed outside of one bad song
>>222896222Actually laughed at this, good comparison
Sir Queer Barmer
Would love to stop toiling and get PIP bennies but the fear of it one day suddenly getting cut would keep me awake at night
>>222896296heard they was putting aborted babies in that so I stopped drinking it
The beast is ugly.
why does /epl/ keep getting archived
Bind themTickle themKiss them
Pepsi Blax
>>222896284no mate, nobody in 2010 was ever talking about people moving down from cambridgeshire to east london growing a moustache. Please go outside you shut in freak
>>222896286Wonder if he did the fancy Rimmer salute to the prime minister or king
Millennials are disgraceful and we ought to execute em
did a poo then flushed the toiletnow my bum's free of poo and my poo's been sent away to the great pooey beyond where all poos go when flushed
>>222896312Getting and maintaining PIP is a job in of itself, it takes dedication
>>222896345yes of course it does incel frogposter
>>222896331you were one of them were you? is that your issue?
the proverbial melanated BBC
>>222896360>>222896360>>222896360>>222896360
Proper love the word freak, such a harsh and spiteful word
>>222896345yeah filling in some forms is so difficult
>>222896344bizarre lie
>>222896359oooo that's him shagged
>>222896244actual first good use of AI I've ever seen in my entire life
Mr...
>>222896312your toil can sack you at any time so what's the difference
think i'll support portugal to win the world cup. not because of ron but in spite of him. the rest of the team are good lads and the deserve it for putting up with him plus when he retires the whole country will have mental health so this is their last chance
Pump. .
thinking about breaking up with that red tiefling girl it's just cringe we have no chemistry
>>222896432Aryan.
I pick up the United Kingdom girl.
