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The Offspring - Dirty Magic
>>222895440How???
>>222895571Black girl magic
cringe
I want to penetrate a vagina with my penis
>>222895610Nuttin' to it but to do it
Decided to retire at 26
Whattaya thinka this
>>222895608No one calls it that except for the most brainwashed of boomers
https://youtu.be/wVCx55JiXV0THREAD THEME
I'll just go ahead and submit a ticket to get approval for access to the necessary database
I've been known to some as the meat hammer
I hurt my cankle
>got milkmore like>gock milk
>>222895637So are they indian or spic? I asked last time and no one answered
I've been known to poop on occasion
What do you say to a black guy wearing a 3 piece suit?
Rimming is fine in my book, feet guys are weirder
All I really want from life is to hang out with my friends and family and play videogames while eating slop. Then masturbate before bed and do it all over again. The things you need to do to live a life thats better than this aren't worth it in the end. They aren't worth the stress, the responsibility, the time you sacrifice. Yet we're all forced to pretend those things are more dignified or something
>>222895760>>222895760>>222895760
>>222895692I think they're jeets
>>222895875Very enlightened outlook.
help me if you can i'm feeling brown
This guy is literally me
My surname may be DiStefano, but on the streets I go by Angiolè 'A Sirena
>>222895875kinda true. Elon has a trillion dollars yet all he does is post on twitter and do ketamine
>>222895999I mean once you got that kinda fazzoles what else is there TO do?
Made minestrone soup it kinda tastes like garbage
>me entering the thread
The key to a good minestron' is a good soffritto. Without that, you're eating puzzi
I push my fingors Into my
>>222896118Anus?
Ayo he drinking pussy soup
>>222896062The recipe said to leave it simmering for 45 minutes Idk seemed bit too long like maybe the flavor got burned away
>>222895999what do you mean? you can do that with very little money
shit
from your lips to gods ears
Haven't been able to post from the gym in a while because phone posting is cooked
>>222895875>hang out with my family and play videogames while eating slop. Then masturbate before bed and do it all over again.I do that and I feel miserable
They say you should add perm to minestrone to give it a good umami flavor but I prefer Asiago, can't be beat
Fotballs comin hom
im so ugly aaaaaaaaaa
I want to breed and incubate a pussy hole with my dick
swallowing my tongue
honestly not a fan of chinese people
PANCAKES ARE BETTER THAN WAFFLES! Fuck Belgium
I eat zupp' and minestron' just to be with her alone, Angelina Angelina, the waitress at the pizzeriahttps://youtu.be/sqA4IviTEwQ?si=r2aF7Q96Lq8DKfQ7
I could hit you with the hard hitting questions but I save those for the greatest minds
Do you like waffles?Yeah, we like waffles!Do you like pancakes?Yeah, we like pancakes!Do you like french toast?Yeah, we like french toast!Do-do-do-doCan't wait to get a mouthful!Waffles!Waffles!Waffles!Wa-Do-do-do-doCan't wait to get a mouthful!
Imagine how hungry the first nigga to eat an oyster had to be
>>222895875Bleak. How did you end up like that?
I just want to sit like a pig at a trough for the rest of my lifeIf you put a trough with an infinite supply of slop and a pocket pussy underneath in front of me id happily spend the rest of my life there
If it was between eating this and starving to death I think I'd rather starve
>>222896403>BleakNot him but he's not far from enlightenment. The destruction of desire and the ego is the only way to free oneself from the wheel of birth and death
>>222896444Reminds me of your mom when I gonished
Oysters are fire. You guys are a bunch of man children that subsist on microwaved Tyson tendies with honey mustard
Going to the gym, be back in 2 or so hours
>>222896494I don't eat that goyslop. I like potato and steamed vegetables with chicken or fish
>>222896478Masturbation doesn't fit your definition of enlightenment though
>>222895875You should lift some weights you’ll feel much better than eating slop and masturbating
my farts smell like cheeseburgers
>Louie Prima He did the voice of King Louie in the OG Jungle Book
>go to jew section of grocery store>it's all cuisine and dishes from east EuropeThe joids really don't have any culture of their own it seems
>>222896557It's neither here nor there
>>222896620Actually it's the other way around, a lot of Eastern europoor staples are Jewish in origin hence why it's shit
Imagine eating this good
>>222896686Ywnbj
>>222896686got some beer on that foam
Test
chameleons are weird creatures
>>222896725they broke the mould when they made him
>>222896746Sei tu Giusè ?
>>222896760Giooseppi is not my name
>>222896767You're not Giusè. It's not Giusè everybody, put the party hats down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
>>222896787Mamt
>>222896791That video has got to be at least 15 years old
sucked my own dick later virgins
>>222896811Ngul a mammt
>>222896835Ooof madone sant
>so what are you looking for on here?>well I'm hoping to have sexual relations with women of the opportunity sex. Hbu?
>>222896852DAS RITE
>>222896873>opportunity*opposite, fuck
>>222896821How
>>222896874Ngul a TUA mammt
>>222896903He got lip lengthening surgery so his mouth is super long like an ant eater
>>222896903broke my spine help
>>222897034me everyday
Why do we have posters here from feudal Japan
>>222896903i always thought it was weird how people treated sucking your own dick as something thats really hard to do until i realized i just had a large penis hahahaha i love sucking my own dick hahahaha
>>222897061I'm a time traveler and brought a wifi hotspot with me
local new todayanother Amish buggy was hit by a truck, a dude diedand be on the lookout for a white bald guy with a "potbelly" trying to take pics of little kids
I saw like three Amish buggies on the road yesterday
let people love you
white girl arsedelish
Just took a wormlike shit
i'm against there being any AI regulations
>>222895637#YeetTheJeet
Did people ever actually believe Elon was a young genius or was it paid shills from the start
>>222897400Redditors genuinely loved him, anyone saying otherwise is just trying to distance themselves from his modern chuddy actions
hi
So uh... yeah...
>>222897400They did
>>222897400he's obviously a genius
Wow. Just wow...
>>222897263I love you anon, but only as a friend
I mean... come on dude. Really?
>>222897567im indian. do you still love me?
Ok...
>>222897582
A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer
>>222897608Best wishes.
>>222897617da maid. da post don't come on sunday
>>222897617Someone not mentioned
>>222897652You can get packages on Sunday. I just got one myself
>>222897617Obviously the wife
>randomly hit up arrests.org>find the most inhuman fucked up people that apparently live within 20 miles of meis getting arrested a long form humiliation ritual iysop?
>>222897710What were the charges?
>>222897736Ill look them up in a sec
what if Jigsaw were a ghost
>>222896924Mi dispatch, I was in /ita/..where were we? Ah, si...salutim a soret
I could kill myself. I know I could do it
Hi! :D
>>222897736mostly possession charges unsurprisingly, evonne has also been booked up on possession before
The guy whose penis I stared at is back at the gym at the same time again
>>222897775>comes back home from work>the trainstation is full of jeets and it reeksSEND HELP
>>222897736Eating brains without a lisence
>222897833faggot
>>222897797You can't post Tanukis here without posting the queen
>>222897671that's not the post.
a little bit of jason in my lifea little bit of spinster by my sidea little bit of urkel is all i need a little bit of fk is what i see
>>222897833
>>222897837Do youse guys even have Jeets in Italy? I thought it was just gli africani e sarracine
These Discord weirdos keep talking about people that haven't been here for years, it's so fucking odd .
>>222897889Based Meloni started with a million or so in the covid years while we were jailed at home. Now it's jeets and raghead women everywhere
I try to stay in /uta/ but it's so slow maybe cuz of the time difference and it's full of literal faggots
>>222897944/futa/?
>>222897907Hop in the cord anon
>>222897934Wow that sucks>>222897953/ita/, stronz
>>222897962Id rather kill myself than talk to you fucking trannies.
>>222897991do it pussy
Which one of you is that silly guy who does silly things?
>>222897944There was an actual troon
>>222898017not me. im all business`
>>222896236Well some people are faggots i guess but i like it
>>222898017teehee that would be me
niggas who signed NDAS be like unfortunately i am not at liberty to say
>>222898031Io saccio, it's fucking badEvery time I go there it's like 2 posts every 5 minutes. What time is it over there
>>222896236>Im a patrician that can afford to stay at home instead of wageslaving and I sufferShut up
>>222898068
>>22289806510PM
is your house haunted
Keep getting ads for literal prostitutes advertising their services on Instagram, Zuck just lets anything go on there
>>222898088by the ghosts of 10 trillion sperms they cry to me at night
>>222898088I used to talk on the phone with a female ghost. she tried to kill me after i rejected her
>>222898100>SpermsESL
i envy the dead
>>222898116no sperms sounds funnier you gay n word
>>222898142>Fucking..... why?
The weather this week in Baghdad
making rice n chickpeas ez carb + fibre combo
So Cal is similar
>>222898214Domesticated goy
how do I convince my cousin to let me impregnate her?
>>222895440No but for reals, how'd they do this
>>222898255SAAAAAR
>>222897991Drop your discord handle and someone will dm you the invite
Testing >>222898255Sup
I have things growing out of my navel
>>222898247kill yourself
>>222898255raise your charisma stat
Eurangutans absolutely SEETHING on /sp/eddit
4chan is cooked, it's just over
>>222898311>carbs and plant proteinsThis is why the Aryans conquered your ancestors
how hyped are you for gta 6
>3 years for 100kI mean...
what % of normies are on cocaine
>>222898505GTA 6? The game that already netted 3 BILLION dollars due to presales?? I am way so hyped fellow gamer!
>>222898534The one time I did cocaine I sneezed it out in the bathroom
>>222898505I'm not brown so not at all
>>222898540did you get ur ps5
>cocaineThis nigga thinks it's the 80s
>>222898555>I'm not brown
Thrilling day plan
>>222898596Brazilbot often forgets his character
Dove sono i miei Umaruamici
>>222898620Are you Arbys?
>>222898639No
I'm backBack alleluyah?
>>222898627Brazilian character forgot his character type
>>222898490Crazy that if he literally wasn’t retarded and didn’t order the Uber AND didn’t return back to the UK he would have gotten away with it.
Soccer is boring
>>222898684All sports are boring
>>222898694You're boring
Canacrap and shitzico eliminated
>>222898490>Ordering an Uber in his own nameNo way anyone would be that stupid
>>222898706That's not what yer ma said
>>222898676>Race: Redguard or Macaco-bornUma delicia
>>222898739He's an African. In the UK. >>222898739
>>222898505mildly hyped, but won't buy at launch
USA!! X5
bingewatching pic related and I was unfair to Steve Schirripa before on the basis of /tv/ memes, the guy is anything but dumb and oblivious
>>222898739>No way anyone would be that stupid>Black people
They baked a baby. In an oven
Dream job, unemployed connoisseur of amateur pornography
>>222897192Gilf Russy
As always Belgium btfod
dream job: demotivational coach for billionairesI tell it like it is so they stop being evil and they pay me 2mil per 1/2 hour
Did the US game already happened?
>>222898950no it didn't "already happened"
>>222898950Do they not have Google in Brazil?
>>222898991
Going to get banned from /sp/ and I don't care
>>222899029That should be your goal when visiting that board
The only things to look forward to in life is food, alcohol, pornography, and money Otherwise life is pretty empty
>>222899029they always ban me from all boards
Wait is that really how it's supposed to go?!
>>222899045what about helping others
I'm quite surprised at how invested people are in this world cup. I thought sports were on the way out and the zoomers cared only for livestreamers anymore, but everyone but me seems to be following this series zealously.
*by
>>222899045This is peak NPC brain
I wish I was a royal navy sailor in Tahiti
>>222899140>haha yeah brah just came back from getting wings with the squad i am now going to the s/o's house and tomorrow i am taking a trip with the senpai tokys
black and ugly as ever
lowk fucked up my rice because I set the temperature too lowplumbing new depths of ineptitude
Schizophrenia and autism are redpilled mental illnesses Gender disphoria and bpd are bluepilled mental illnesses
Well, Ronaldo v Messi is never happening...
when did autism become cool? back like 12 years ago all the edgy meme pages would post videos of autist meltdowns instead of rooting for them
>>222899270
>>222899301what absolute drivel
>>222899293it's a cope
My parents recently sold their house. They live in a nice part of Hamilton Ontario, and their plan is to move to Alberta and downsize so they have like 300k for retirement. Anyway, I flew with my mom to Alberta on the weekend to look at houses. When we landed in Edmonton I didn't really think much of it, I wasn't very impressed but if the price is good for them I support it. The only other province I have been to other than Ontario is BC. Anyway when I got back to Ontario it felt like I entered a fucking jungle. Its just so much more lush here, I didn't realize how much I like Ontario geographically until I spent 4 days in Alberta.
>>222899072Lol some niggers tried to sue an airline over using it>Two versions of the rhyme were attested in court; both "Eeny meeny miny mo, Please sit down it's time to go" and "Pick a seat, it's time to go". The passengers in question were African American and stated that they were humiliated because of what they called the "racist history" of the rhyme
>>222899293When tiktok foids all started self-identifying as autistic
>>222899324It's a joke mate
constant, unforgiving pain
>>222899324Ask yourself what invoked such a charged response
I am the elite
>>222899324ok psycho
born sinner the opposite of a winnerremember when i used to eat sardines for dinner
>>222899328Huh, interesting. I just think of Ontario as flat and covered in trees but you’re right it is wet too.
I quite like to eat children
there should be a /cum/ but mentally ill people aren't allowed. you must have touched at least an average of three women per 10 years consensually, while they're sober
>>222899328Alberta is a beautiful province you probably didn’t even go to the river valley you massive eastern faggot go vote liberal and suck Québécois dick
What happened to zoom zoom i haven't seen him in a while
>>222899532passed away
>>222899532He hung himself after his dad lost his job at McDonald's
>>222899532I raped him
>>222899328300k for retirement? Doesn't sound like much 2bh
just watched the most epic viking row ever
>>222899502I don't vote liberal, I hate indians, and I did go to the river valley. I went to Calgary too, was like a shitty Hamilton. I didn't have time to go to Banff admitedly. Part of the reason my parents were looking for houses in Alberta is because we are Polish, and extremely conservative.>>222899461Hamilton has the escarpment on one side, and Lake Ontario on the other. Very green city too I've realized. Its honestly beautiful in a way.
>>222899532Couldn't handle the banter
>>222899627Well if you own your house, and you have your pension which my mom does, they should be able to stretch it. I think they have 100k already in the bank, so it would be 400k I think + pension.
Dad said I give momberg anxiety for being a jobless neet what the helly
>>222899725It'll pass eventually they'll get used to you being a loser disappointment
>>222899752Speaking from experience?
>>222899657Fon’t mind the Pole. He’s the resident lolcow after Jason moved on.
>>222899726what'd you do that for?
doctor said i might be a glaucoma suspect. i wanted to die, not go blind.
>>222895440I wish I was born a long time ago so I could have a farm and family I want to farm sheep and marry a Asian woman or latina
Back from they gym now
>>222899917i was a glaucoma suspect too. they tested eye pressure frequently, then less frequently, then they determined the reasons that made me a glaucoma suspect are just the way my eyes are, and not encroaching blindness. i would choose to believe you are like me until you have evidence otherwise, there is a good chance you just have funny (but fully functional) eyes
>>222899918>tfw born too late to be a 15th century European farmer with a hot asian wife or maybe latina
>>222899959Are you really buff and strong?
>>222899918Just move to the Eurasian steppe and marry a local
>>222899972No I'm weak and pathetic
>>222899961i have been myopic since 7 KEK and no one in my family has glaucoma either.
>>222899875Asian girls are very fragile and small. If you dick them even slightly hard they just pass away.:/I felt kinda bad about it but a local assured me that it happens all the time.
>>222899657Oh fair enough. Edmonton is mostly a shithole outside the river valley and the south west side. Calgary is a meme city too but it’s better because it’s so close to the mountains.
>>222899961how frequently did you test them? my doctor said to come in every year but im worried now ooof
I’m American
>>222900011That isn't true their holes and cervixes can take incredible abuse and they only cry gently and don't ask you to stop
I thought this was a rape-friendly boardSince when can you not post about raping, grow up
>>222900030
You're literally American, you have so much money you could literally move anywhere in the world and live out your dream but you won't
>>222900053>move anywhere in the worldAnd then what? Money doesn't print itself
>>222900020my doctor started with two 4 month intervals, then a 6 month, then a year, then said it looks fine but maybe every few years to schedule something just to be sure nothing's changing. i feel like a few more frequent tests would make sense, they test for it with eye pressure and your eye pressure fluctuates quite a lot. so if you're only getting a data point on your eye pressure every year, detecting glaucoma could sneak by your doctor.keep in mind i am not a doctor, this is just what me and my doctor discussed
Whoah, Imperioli just mentioned that Bryan Cranston played a Jewish convert on an ep of Seinfeld! Fancy that!
>>222900046How about your country learn how to fucking win at something for once before you try to be funny you loser
>>222900041>they only cry gently and don't ask you to stopWell yeah that's the difficulty they're so meek and quiet that it's easy to go so hard that the girl just dies.
Might pull out a gun and start shooting people
I’m literally like so done
>>222900089You have more than enough money to start a sheep farm in Eurasia
>>222900123Might pull out my cock and start shooting people with my cum :)
fucking a fire ant hill
>>222900123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3A8uNG3GH4
>>222900148Do it on a bus
my REAL life is gonna start any day now
>>222900137I don't tho Maybe enough for a cockroach farm
>>222900161My real life finished several years ago. I'm in my post-life existence now
>>222900157I'll do it in your room if you'll let me UwU
>>222900163You DEFINITELY do, you know how much your money is worth? How cheap a sheep is in rural Eurasia? It's like buying a big Mac for you
Niggas just be on earth with no purpose. Being lame, getting no money or no bitches. Just weird ass niggas in a body that need to die
>>222900106okay thanks. ill schedule another appointment after 4 months.
by asking for and following advice given by posters on /cum/ i lost my virginity today. you crazy sons of bitches
I moved back in with my parents almost a year ago, and nothing has changed since
>>222900187>Monday 540pmA prostitute?
>>222899993Wtf you're me
>>222900203his mother
>>222900116wowthats a bit harshYou hurt my feelings a bitwas the loser necessary? it hasnt even been a day after our loss.
>>222900187The only advice there is talk to women, that is all there is, maybe you could also say something about Zoloft, phenibut and all that but that's it
>>222900203No she was homeless however and smelled a bit funky
>>222900187Did you get a job in a nursing home like I recommended?
Who wants to work in a nursing home That's sounds insanely depressing
>>222900244I served food at a nursing home it wasn't that bad. I would not eat that food thougheverbeit
Nursing homes are only depressing because they dont got gaming rigs in them
>>222900244Lots of easy pussy there
>>222900220Fr?
apparently old folks fuck a lot in nursing homesyou just know it smell crazy in there
Granbussy
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