it's half 9 better obsess over sportsball edish
>>222908488oh my days
oblivion > skyrim
kek hes not even being ironic
>we
>>222908488mate...
starting the day off with an audiovisual presentation of willies going into fannies
>>222908510morrowind > oblivion
>>222908510Correct>>222908525Incorrect
>>222908416Okay, you're right that the shared British identity doesn't apply here, I take that back. But Anthony Hopkins supporting England isn't weird if he's had an English wife and has English family and mates and colleagues etc. I expect he's lived and worked in England. He was knighted by the Queen of England (and Scotland and Wales etc). He's entitled to share in the glory if he wants, without Welsh people getting upset. .
>>222908525maybe i dont have nostalgia goggles for it but morrowind was very boring and bland personally
today i feel belgian
annoyed with someone on my team who has an easier job than me so i keep submitting anonymous pointless complaints for him to answer
pookaku
sportsball enjoyers are the equivalent of /g/ nerds who obsess over which programming language is the best
>>222908523now it is revealed... the true nature of the beast known as... rorke
funny how they weren't complaining when usa was winning
>>222908542Didn't see you saying this when your team were in the world cup mate
>>222908542nah they're not that autistic
why did yanks bid for the world cup and pay for a top coach for the national team and the president intervene in a sending off if they dont care about the footy
most welsh people I know are completely indistinguishable from english people, they barely even have a different accent
>>222908552didnt watch a single US game
>>222908542You are seething about soccer. Give your head a wobble.
>>222908556had to look decent as the host i think
>>222908556money
kickballers on the ropes
feet falling off
quarter finals isn't for everyone
Quarter finals will be all Yuropoors, Ariggedentina, and Poorocco.
>>222908551I think the USA are relatively new to international sports and coping with losing at it. Their "World Series" is baseball, played only by Americans and the odd Jap. They're used to all-American games like handegg, not their entire nation losing to fucking Belgium, a country 99% of Americans couldn't find on a map of the world.
What's more likelyWe're suddenly full of yanks in the middle of their night time all coming together to give the impression of consensus in their professed lack of interest in the footballOrWe have one samefagging seething yank nonce in damage control
>>222908595cant tell if that's better or worse than when they were swollen from the sunburn
im shyo tired :c
>>222908614you can lean on my shoulder :)
>>222908595entirely self-inflicted. his reasons for refusing to walk are all in his head.
>>222908597Egypt will shock the world today inshallah
>>222908622*leans on your shoulder and breathes my wretched rancid breath all over your face*
yanks can only win world titles when no other countries are allowed to play
>>222908597hard to argue with that really. The only possible other inclusion would be brazil but they were beaten fair and square. Portugal don't deserve a place as they were too spineless to not take KWABnaldo.
fuck the world cup
>>222908626hes a schizo so his brain doesnt work right
We could basically go through the list of every country with a non-negligible Indian population and the theme would be consistent: They were brought there by elites who needed a submissive, easily exploitable labor pool when local labor asked for better living conditions or wages.Why? Because Indians never did. They are a population that seems fully content with subjugation (even Marx noticed this).So it’s easy to see why they were such an ideal population for the intensive global expansion era of colonial empires. And it’s even easier to see why they are perfect subjects for late capitalism now.They are the culturally, psychologically, and physically ideal organism for the dominant system.There’s 1.4 billion of them. They are deeply socially stratified and so expect and even enjoy inequality. Their cuisine is cheap, meat-free slop. They live amongst trash and filth with no qualms. They don’t care about the environment. Their reaction to death and abuse is blank-eyed indifference. They are physically and spiritually malleable. They not only adopt and internalize the demands of the dominant system as personal ambition, they believe this servitude makes them better than everyone else who hasn’t.Absolutely IDEAL subjects.You, on the other hand, are not the ideal subject.You want to live in a high-trust society. You would shed tears if someone tried to cut down the apple tree you climbed as a child to build a data center. You want to see and experience beauty. You want your own space. You have an expectation that your living conditions will improve over time. You would not be content to live in a room with 10 other people, work 16 hours per day for pennies, and eat cheap slop.You are a liability. Just like the Burmese and Surinamese slaves were.And as we continue to crawl deeper into this late capitalist hellscape, you and your silly little needs will come into increasing conflict with those of the system.
>>222908661don't think there's any evidence of thatyou're from the sainsburys arent you?
The USA lost last night to Belgium in the World Cup.
>>222908653
we are witnessing levels of Copium never thought capable
>>222908670nary a word
my arse has fallen into disrepair
the good guys of the world cup were portugal, paraguay, and cabo verdewith them out, who cares?
Well I 4-1 think we should stop bantering the seppos for getting humiliated by the most average Belgium team ever. They hosted a great World Cup guys let’s show a little respect please
neighbourberg has the flag up good man that'll remind the fenians that they live in the uk
>>222908676wow>>222908684SIR
>>222908670so why does leftypol want more of them lol
>>222908717brainwashed
>>222908709it appears to be upside down
Can you help Burwood Police find 14-year-old Kyhani?She has been reported missing from Summer Hill.
al qaeda are going to fly a plane into the stadium during the finals half time show
>>222908705Not Mexico? They played their hearts out in their home city where they were hosting the world cup. That's a once in a lifetime event for the team, and for the people of Mexico who are huge football fans I think. I almost wish they'd beaten England in that game. They very almost deserved to, playing so well. It was sad to see how heartbroken some of those players were.
Hides posts in /brit/ if they have N lines or more:4chan.org##.replyContainer.postContainer:has(blockquote:has(br:nth-of-type(N))):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>222908728No it isn't you stupid retard
yeahshe would
>>222908754rattled
>>222908751gay
>>222908754legend
>>222908754why the fuck would you filter out long posts
>>222908653Why
>>222908778TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
>>222908751Is this from BBC comments section or summatSounds like a post from Richard, 62, Reigate
>>222908785never been a single good post with more than 5 lines
rorke harking back to a golden era where people had carpet in the bathroom
rubbing my coochie
poopoopoo
>>222908785Tiktok rotted their brain to mush so they're like a zombie that can't focus on anything for more than five seconds
>>222908751the fans behaved despicably in the lead up to the match you mong.
>>222908754
wheres he off to
emma watsonfartshitpoosmellsniffstinkassbumunderwearthong
>>222908785I don't actually use any of these filters lad I mainly just make them for fun. But I suppose one use for filtering out very long posts would be wiping out chatGPT output, which is often just a big wall of drivel.
>>222908825I didn't hear about that. Fuck them then. Where's the mexican general on /int/? I shall inform them that it is coming home.
Severe lack of oc in these threads
might ruin my sleep schedule once againjust enjoy life in the dead of night honestly
For those who missed it the USA lost at home to fake country Belgium 4-1 despite direct and admitted presidential interference in the competition ok
>>222908717Because capitalism and bolshevism are twins.
>>222908864wow
>>222908864Never forget. There should be a stone monument on the site describing these events for posterity.
>>222908864Wow that is not a good score for USA!
Four (4)One (1)
Didn't realise Balogun was born to Nigerian parents who were on "holiday" in New York and then returned to London where he grew up
>>222908864Host nations of CUM all got booted out of the competition in the same Round of 16…
4 is a significantly greater number than 1
>>222908864I heard they lost but I didn't know they got shafted that badly lol 4-1
>>222908751i suppose. the work wife was miserable yesterday so half the morning was spent dealing with that
>>222908895but ending birthright citizenship is unthinkable to them lmao fucking boris johnson was an american citizen too
>>222908804scr
pizza and a monster energy for breakfast
>>222908864it is like when Remain tried to cheat the referendum and then still lost
tim in ruislip
>>222908804
40g of protein so far today
>>222908920morning grandad
>>222908928LOL
>>222908918could go for some eggs if im being honest
>>222908941bros feet have nurgle rot
>>222908929is this supposed to be noteworthy?
Might have another ice cold Tesco's finest cold brew coffee with Disaronno Velvet liqueur and water from the Highland Spring.
Tore my arse again thanks to constipation.
>>222908941>Vitamin D 4000 IUGood man, get well soon Tim!
>>222908954sounds lush
dinner for the week sorted: 1 bottle of water, 3 packs of single slice roasted tofu i found in the dumpster. lush.
>>222908954hmm not sure about cream and amaretto flavour, that's a bit too decadent even for me and I'm a fat bastard
>>222908962It's pretty luscious
>>222908965pengaleng
British people are going to have to accept Adolf Hitler.
>>222908970Yep can't drink loads of it but it's 10am, I don't want to be sloshed
>>222908978Sir Adolf Hitler
This is ridiculous, we've tried austerity before and it just doesn't workWeasels and stoats must strike in solidarity
just found out im gay
>>222908965my dinner last night was 3 beers and a pack of newport menthols
when I search for a film on google I no longer get the RT score on the right hand side of the page, I just get the AI dross and then links to websites, none of them rotten tomatoesis this happening on your computer as well?
obsession movie, actually bear is the one who is obsessed fire writing :fire:
Anotha day anotha dalla >>222908861Don't look up Misha Barton now...fucking hate when women get old
>>222908992i liked the fella on southland
>>222908989shows for me
gfberg is angry at me because she came to bed late and started sniffing so I got pissed off and got up and brought her some tissue to blow her nose and then she just decided not to sleep
>>222908989depends on the movie but generally i see imdb, rt, and amazon rating on the right infobox
>>222908989Works on my machine
Messi should have got a red to be fair
>>222909004>>222909014>>222909021fucks sake, they must have me enrolled in one of their enshittification trials or something. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter all the same x
>>222908984
>>222909021https://youtu.be/Q8I8QvjCeYw
>>222908999>i liked the fella on southlandwho dat?
>>222909013That time of the month is it? Do NOT imply this to her as she may fly into a murderous rage for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60-IHTu58gche's english
>>222909038
New female pajeet at my workplace.Why didn't the British Empire just completely depopulate India and settle it with Englishmen?I genuinely hate our ancestors.
football is for retards and there is literally no difference between someone from Wales, someone from England, or someone from ScotlandWe're all English-speaking ethnic Britons from the island nation of Great Britain represented politically by the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern IrelandThe people of England, Scotland, Wales were all Britons before the medieval concepts of England, Scotland, Wales came about, and we are Britons again today
>>222909058Haven't seen that, is it any good?
>>222909067BRITAINAWAKE
>>222909060Christian morality I reckon but that didn't stop the yanks killing all their Indians so I don't know
>>222909067didnt the britons (celtic) get genocided by the romans, anglos, saxons, and french?
charlie kirk is possessing my body and making me look at gay things
my life and self is just fucking shit why won't my body take a hint from brainberg and fucking die
>>222909067Scotland was never conquered by the Romans thus we remain genetically distinct (bog dwellers).
just ate some chicken
>>222909075it's good but got canceled early. i think it only lasted like 2 seasons
>>222909067Well said apart from that bit about football being for retards. It's a collective sublimation of the hunter instinct that allows men to express their inner tribal warrior spirit without anyone getting hurt, thus enabling a peaceful society to exist.
why do people genuinely reply to heathermongs racist rants when we all know he spammed interracial child rape fantasies for years
>>222909085No
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink we do it right, gettin' slizardSippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
>>222909085Certainly some were killed, a lot under the Romans. They were mostly shagged however, there are some places in England where Brythonic DNA is higher than Germanic like in Cumbria and I believe Cornwall
>>222909085Nope, there was no genocide
>>222909120not reading a word of that slop>>222909117thanks mate
had to turn off browser hardware acceleration because it was crashing my computer and now every website is laggy and has screen tearing. fuck the modern internet.
not me im brown
>>222909124Then don't ask stupid questions you ignorant retard
>>222909105hate when they cancel good stuff I was watching this 1899 show on Netflix and it got canned after 2 seasons, one of the few shows worth watching from all the bullshit they produce
it happened again
might write Ian in the name field and say something really boring
>>222909144Is that good or bad?
did an hour overtime at toil like a good goyim
>>222909162this has little if anything to do with Belgium beating USA 4-1
*disputes your financial plans made of overt technological optimism in your borough*WDYD?
>>222909107"heathermong" does not exist, you are autistic people with poor pattern recognition on an anonymous website
>>222909174turn 270 degrees and walk forwards backwards away diagonally
>>222909143netflix is such a dogshit company with how they cancel everything that i dont even bother starting their shows until they're a few seasons in
there's been a situation but I'm handling it
>>222909175uh huh
Sometimes it's like some people don't know what the "United" in "United Kingdom" means.
need to get back to the gym. not today though
>>222909152bad
>>222909175>pattern recognition4chan is literally your entire life to be using this term without a semblance of irony
>>222909201it's ironic
>>222908534You know what name you don't hear anymore? Alfred Hitchcock. Whatever happened to the master of suspense?
Good morning!
>>222909107Heathermong is easily recognisable. I think he's made one post here but hasn't come today.
>>222908709It's you who lives in occupied Ireland
>>222909219And the very latest from Spaino?
>>222909193It's out of control, they produce the shittiest shows and spend millions of dollars while cancelling the few good stuff they have. I cancelled my subscription 2 years ago.
>>222909083Most Indians died from disease and the remaining clashes were just over land. The USA never made an attempt to exterminate them.
are you ok?
>>222909143It's from the producers of Dark. Dark was the shit. I made it a few episodes into season 2 before life took over. Now Netflix is forever soiled because of covid dictatorship
>>222909266yh
I'm Cornish bruh
>>222909280haha what you done that for?
>>222909191I lol'd
>>222909266Hell no
fuck it lets go bowling
>>222909287I'm a new /brit/ personality
>the Congolese on the Belgian team defeated the Nigerians on the American teamHow will Americans ever recover from this?
>>222909272I'm not familiar with Dark, have you seen 1899?
>>222909280/pol/dark
>>222909289ktim
so this is leftypol
>>222909276gp>>222909280Wow what wacky things will this new personality get up to on /brit/ I'm excited for its developments
might play football for america
Love how nobody likes Churchill, Roosevelt or Stalin today but the Great One is more popular than ever.Hitler is god.Auf Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt,Ade, ade, ade!
>>222908705The good guys are England
sending forms to a solicitor today to complete my purchase of a waterfront apartment
>>222909322evil woman
i genuinely don't like churchillhe was a fat ugly smug tarquin bastard
>>222908896Yeah because you're all shit
>>222909306No, but I am very curious now. You should check out Dark.
>>222909336
>>222909322that's a rorke moment cody. leftypol would consider that sexual harrassment. RAPE even
>>222909322the confusion and bemusement on her face, I think I would have to move to another city out of shame
Cream of TOMATO SOUP
Thoughts on "The Dark Enlightenment"?
I suspect I will be receiving a NIP letter in the post today
>>222909322Mao Zedong had 10 childrenAdolf Hitler had 0 childrenI guess Leftypol is the bigger shagger
>>222909360Just making it to the Round of 16 exceeded all expectations for Canada. In the rare event that we’d previously qualified for the World Cup, we had not only never progressed past the group stage, nor won a single game, but we’d never even scored a single goal. No one cared about or plays soccer in Canada, so we had to import a team of ~90% foreigners to pull it off.
what was Lenin's problem? bit of a dickhead if you ask me
>>222909398What's a NIP letter?
>>222909390well, that person, he should really work on interpersonal relationships
>>222909415A letter from Japan
>>222909415Notice of intended prosecution
>>222909415Notice of Intended ProsecutionThey took my computer and phone a few weeks ago
>>222909440lol
>>222909322this guy picked the worst moment to do a move, unfortunately this might be both rorke and leftypol move, nobody is immuned >>2229093631899 was good as far as I remember>You should check out Dark.but didn't you say it's bad? or just the second season?
>>222909244but did you know it took 24 hours of filming to get this 4.5 minute scene?
Alright team my dentist appointment was actually cancelled they said they tried to call me last week but at least they refunded me £300 for double charging me the last time I was there I call that a cash injection
>>222909452Why? You some kind of nonce?
>>222909452um what was on the hard drives
>>222909458Sup.
>>222909390let's just copy singapore's model where we kill the big problems and cane the fuck out of the petty criminals
>>222909463dark is kino
>>222909409It's called football, not soccer. That's why it's FIFA and not FISA.
>>222909470i imagine everyone burst out laughing every 2 minutes at made gay jokes
that's the haircut with the fit zoomer lass booked for tomorrow
>>222909478thousands of warped images of braldey walsh
Lion.
>>222909463No, it's THE shit, not shit
Witch
what's going on with the socceroos?
Shaitan.
the tuesday morning watch
>>222909470I stopped watching this after season 2 which was a smart move probably. This scene was embarrassing when I saw clips >>222909485ok might check it out
That's Bulgaria and Ireland filtered
Aussie
>>222909476Nip is only for driving offencesHe’s trying to troll you
>>222909530don't filter him he's based (also you'll do nothing)
>>222909525I don't watch the ones with aidsmoby or beardfat because it's too obvious Mike hates them and it ruins the vibe.
>>222909504I see I see, will check it out!>>222909525AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
wheel of time sex arse
Enjoy music.
>>222909530whats bulglad done? he had a bit of a madone last night talking about pegging but mostly he's sound
>>222909542Who's based
Fuckin ignorant...
>>222909548love jacklove joshsimple as
>>222909488As a Canadian, I speak the Canadian variety of English.
Awaiting
>>222909565>he had a bit of a madone last night talking about pegging but mostly he's soundthat wasn't me obviously
Bye you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6nfgpm-Ni4what is a fan of yacht rock (often known by the handle of sophisti-pop in the UK) than a helmsman? A captain of his skiff! Of his soul! A rugged adventurer showing the most merciful smoothness to all!
right that's libya filtered
>>222909574mad how beardfat has arguably aged the most gracefully out of all them
Is Gaelic Football any good? Is it only played in Ireland or is there some participation in the UK as well
True?
>>222909616No and no
Hello frens
>>222909613being fat pushes out the wrinkles
the cute Bulgarian lezzer at toil said I was cool once, was a highlight of the entire year
>>222909616All I know is the USA lost 4-1 last night in proper football
>>222909613jay lost weight and still looks good
>>222909626alri
annual pension statement came through lads>your pension could be worth £25,300 per yearnot sure if thats good or bad doesn't sound like I'll be able to do much with that in 30 years
Just seen that the Yanks gathered around in a circle after they got knocked out by Belgium and they did a little team prayer togetherLMFAO
>>222909643I think that's the total amount in all my combined private pensions. Not per year either, like the total numerical amount is about 30 grand. It will be the rope for me I reckon.
does Rich have a wife or anything? Hes only 46 but he already looks like a decrepit little old man in his flatcap
>>222909336stalin had insane hype moments and aura though
>>222909643You’re supposed to have a house that you own outright by the time you’re retired
>>222909390Judeo-capitalist nonsense.
>>222909638Jay definitely had a glow up but he needs to keep his beard and hair short
>>222909687bolshie agitprop m8
>>222909677Rich is 46...damn
Just absolutely dominated that 1250 elo chessbot bear on chess.com. Steinitz attack followed by about six tempo moves on his queen developing my pieces while his queen ran about trying to avoid capture. Lovely.
don’t need to worry about pensions and all that since I’ll just kill myself before I turn 50 I’d say
>>222909667the minute I get to retirement age I'm just going to put a smart suit on, walk up to beachy head and quietly throw myself off
only watch the ones with mike and jay me is the third one that sometimes appears chill?
wtf people still watch RLM
>>222909677rich is engagedmike is dating that girl (jessi) who was on the show a few years ago and disappeared due to harassmentjay is a homosexual
>>222909714Love cheating online on chess.com it’s at the point now where I don’t understand what type of anti cheat they have since I make it so obvious that I’m cheating and still haven’t been banned
>>222909722describe the third one cause there's more than 3 of them>>222909724yh it's comfy
>>222909719Does the UK have universal basic medical assistance in dying
>>222909737I remember her, she was kinda cute but also fatnice to know they're still together
>>222909747rich evans
>>222909751What’s that mean like the suicide pods
Why is everyone at the WC wearing gay pink shoes?
there is only one song that captures the unrestrained capitalist greed of Thatcher's Britain, of Sir Larry Wildman, and that is Spandau Ballet's Gold...beautiful, just gorgeous
>>222909746You are why I don't play against strangers online. You won't get better by cheating but I understand.
gay?
The Right Honourable Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair x First Lieutenant George Walker Bush
>>222909779I don’t even like chess I just like cheating
>>222908832Abortion clinic. He realized he was born in spain
been very bad in the gym the past week. Just get fed up of all the people there and end up leaving half way through the my routine
the more i suffer in this life, the better my next one will be in compensation
missus put my fresh spinach in the freezer and now it’s absolutely ruined for FUCK sake
>>222909808I like cheating in single player video games. Power fantasy innit. I don't cheat against humans though, it's against my nature. I'd possibly do it for money if the stakes were high enough but I'd be very scared of getting caught.
>>222909831not true, all of your lives will be awful because of the karmic debt from posting on this shithole
>>222909837rookie mistake
pre-raping my arse before my prostate exam
*starts vibrating*
>>222909855well there's no point in stopping now then is there
>>222909870if you hunt ziedy down and crucify him then it all gets wiped
>>222909771hes overly energetic and has an irritating voice and laugh
>>222909746Weird they don't ban you, do they ever lower your elo because they think you've cheated? Also what is your elo that you have from cheating?
>>222909869*holds on to you and starts vibrating as well*
>>222909877don't think you can get good karma out of crucifying anyone
new >>222909908>>222909908>>222909908
>>222909831The universe doesn't care how much you suffer. Experience makes this quite clear. What determines whether you suffer is your actions and mindset. The latter being key. You can hypnotise yourself to not feel physical pain. You can mentally reframe situations to stop yourself worrying about the future or regretting the past, or being afraid of your surroundings. Everything you experience happens in your mind, which you can be in control of if you develop the skills.
>>222909831I mean statistically you will likely be born as a sub Saharan African or Indian baby
>>222909784LOL
