Prev >>222904726Laundry edition
Is this real?
Good morning my /cum/burglers
>>222910495Posted it again award
>>222910495I drove past over 6 million jews on my way to workNo just kidding haha nobody would believe that it just sounds crazy
>>222910534And I'll do it again
There a 9 million bicycles in BeijingThat’s a factIt’s a thing we can’t denyLike the fact that I will love Jews till I die
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>>222910613goyim
>>222910613This video makes me irrationally angry.
They put worm eggs into vaccines
>>222910683thisi want to torture them in front of their family
>>222910838*puts my penis in your vaxhole*
>>222910534Thanks
>>222911310Yesterday was 6/7
I have an idea: Why don’t we switch to a 30-hour work week and just accept that we will collectively be ~20-25% less efficient, but everyone will be happier? Especially since technology is now sufficiently advanced that we really don’t need to pursue maximum growth and profit at all times? Why don’t we prioritize the well-being and fulfillment of all people instead of gooning for every last nickel? Just an idea.
>>222911819>efficientBetter word here would have been “productive” but you guys get the idea.
Just remembered something cringe I did in highschool. Day completely ruined
glad the soccer is over
>>222911310If this was a Millennial comic, there would be another panel explaining the joke
Truthnuke
based decision Canadian friendshttps://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-canada-submarine-contract-germany-tkms/
>>222911936*Check Engine comes on*
hello
Finished two books within two days of each other. That's more books I've finished in a short span of time than I've done in months.
>>222911936Canada buys a lot of German military tech so we’re not reliant on the Americans in the event of another War of 1812; using the Leopard instead of the Abrams in terms of MBTs, for example
>>222910467Most people in positions of power are only in that position because they kiss my ass
>>222912137reverse is also true, Germany is buying Canadian Bombardier business jets as SIGINT platform and some military software from Lockheed Martin Canada for command&control of warships, that's "just" IT infrastructure but worth billions of dollars
>>222911936i might actually get a job out of this
>>222912542niceand Germany+Norway+Canada will have a jointly built submarine fleet
Ahh dude you have to smell my dopp kit
Thread Summary: /cum/ (Laundry Edition)Military Procurement: The primary discussion focuses on a news report about Canada considering German TKMS submarines for a joint fleet with Germany and Norway. Users note that Canada buys German tech (like Leopard tanks) to lower reliance on the U.S., while Germany buys Canadian Bombardier jets for SIGINT platforms and naval command software. One poster mentions they might get a job out of the submarine deal.Socioeconomics: A user proposed switching to a 30-hour work week, arguing that modern tech advancements mean society should prioritize collective well-being over chasing maximum corporate productivity.Board Banter: General chatter includes a user celebrating reading two books in two days, another agonizing over a random high school cringe memory, vaccine conspiracy jokes, and brief relief that "the soccer is over."
Trying to stop smoking cigarettes and using nicotine so every time I have a craving I drink a beer but I'm starting to get real.drunk.already and it is only 9 am and all the beer really makes me want a smokeBrb going to the gas station for smokes and more beer any of all y'all need anything?
>>222912798some delta 8
>>222912798Yeea get me a tropical Monster you know one of the ones w/ the colourful dias des las muertes design on em
>>222912841thats the mango loco
*spears you*
>>222912542Show me your genitalia
>>222912982
If we all started tomorrow and tried our hardest I wonder how long it would take for us to domesticate bears.
When someone drinks Sapporo it screams performative image obsessed rube. If you choose to buy shitty beer just because it’s Japanese, and then consume it. You’re lame and gay.
>>222913042i already have a teddy bear
Addo stann tutte quante it's like a ghost town in here. Someone put on some music or something
>>222913176Is this true?
Here, I'll turn the lights on
>>222913010lol
>>222913273I highly doubt it, my man
Wow, I really have to say, this Tzatziki turkey sandwich is beyond amazing. I've never had it before, this shit is great
>>222913317Have you ever had souvlaki pork skewers with tzatziki
>>222913336No but that sounds bomb diggity. I want to try it
Greek food mogs Italian
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On the whole Greek food is healthier too. Although the Feta is rather salty, lotta sodium
big fan of the old NaCl
I like Greek salad
>>222913385braindead post
>>222913433See>>222913433
>>222913176Based
>>222913485Kurds are rastas?
by 7:30 this morning i had already been the subject of a public humiliation ritual
UPS dickheads want me to sign at the door for my fucking $5 dollar package
>>222913589LOL What happened?
>>222908285I have finished le epic chungus
>>222913626The fucks that?
>>222913626saw that post on my 15 min break and now I'm back home
>>222913626is that sea of thieves?
>>222913647game where you clean up a library, before picture was in my post...I got a le epic pizza chungus for completing it
Hmm. My neet life will continue.
>>222913660>>222913671le epic trump principal for the winwe did it reddit
>>>/lit/25388802>>>/lit/25388802>>>/lit/25388802>>>/lit/25388802
>>222913701lel how much did you boughted this game for
Grade 11 is when it all started to go wrong. My dog died and my best friend moved away. I've been a sadsack piece of shit ever since, for years.
>>222913677Very good
>>222913744I don't buy gamesI want the gaming industry to crash with no survivors
>how much did you boughtedHoly ESL
>>222913749grade 5 for me. moved to a new town and didn't fit in at school. a weird phase in grade six completely sealed my fate
can i boughted your ass for one night of gentle coitus?
sar please do not redeem my ass
>>222913749grade 10 for me. i got suspended and had to move to another school. never clicked there and i just dropped out and became a shut-in. that was 20 years ago.
>>222913749I peaked in middle school. Been living aimlessly ever since.
>>222913749Maybe ~20 for me. Summer going into my senior year of High School was actually a real fun time in my life. Real coming of age era for me.
>>222913801>>222913859>>222913896>>222913859I feel you, bros. I guess I'll try to focus on the good times, when they come. I certainly don't get any satisfaction from the working life.
>>222913993Since I can't find a job whenever I try I just laze about all day. Its very peaceful.
Europeans are seething extremely hard at America today on outer /int/What did I miss? Did we win the world cup or something
for me it was age 11 when all your peers become socially aware and being a sperg neek very suddenly becomes a death sentence and my parents split up and i moved in with my evil stepdad and sequestered myself in my room all the time and gave up academically and played hooky most days until eventually dropping out and never left the house besides family outings which i also tried to duck and gave up on hygiene. it was irreversibly over for me at that point
>>222914062I'm not sure, I heard sumething Bout orangeman made a call to someone and then we won or something
>>222914062You lost 4 - 1 to Belgium after Trump called Fifas President to help your team
>>222914037I did that for a while. It was peaceful but also lonely. Eventually it was job time and now I am job man. - posted from my job
>>222914099oh, why are they seething so hard then? did we kill another brown person leading a genocide?
Thirdies are absolutely livid about that stupid soccer game lmao it's so fucking pointless. And no American even cares
>>222914062Each stage America passed in the World Cup made them more angry, they finally got their seethe release
I've been NEET since high school.
>>222914037Always move FORWARD, just going straight will get you nowhere
the seethers:>>222914116>>222914132
>>222914173I have never watched a soccer game in my life and probably never willl
>>222914173Redditjeet...
>>222914173About what? I don't get any of this? Why are people mad at us? Why am I supposed to be mad? literally nothing has happened unless its just russian bots seething that their economy is crashing 4 years into the war
>>222914184Alright, I'll just jot you down as "definitely not mad">>222914187I am first generation taiwanese
>>222914114Being bothered with loneliness hasn't hit me yet>>222914160Maybe some day
>>222914201Back in my day, they used to call it "mad cuz bad." Not sure if that's still a thing.
>>222914215LMAOAre there ANY white posters from Canada anymore
Hello
are there any white canadians left here?most of the american and leaf flags seem to be shittys at this point. very grim
Did nigga come on the track talm bout sum "hello" an shiet
Not only is the russian economy collapsing, the chinese economy is collapsing as well... Really makes you think....
ukrainian, been in canada since I was 5
>>222914272What does any of that shit mean in practical terms? Nothing changes
>>222914247'lo
>>222914243>>222914258I am the last one
>>222914283Chinese traditionally put 70% of their savings into property. Meaning that hundreds of millions of chinese people lost somewhere around 50% of their wealth, their local governments lost large chunks of their income because they aren't selling land to developers and their factories are relying on foreign markets now more than ever causing them to lower their prices even more. Basically what happened during the obama administration x100
>>222914322I will protect you with my life
>>222914329>>222914272>Meanwhile in Russia...
>>222914272This is why all those new NPCs who praise China are so funny to me, they are like 10 years behind on the actual economic situation in China lol
i love china vagina
>>222914329
>>222914272>>222914345reckon such things will happen in all the cunts soon, thoughever
>>222914385Love me yellow clams
>>222914215umm.. you’re chinese
>>2229143452 more weeks and the SMO will be successfully finished. Then Russia enters a golden age. Trust the plan
>>222914329>their local governments lost large chunks of their income because they aren't selling land to developers andXi also forced local governments to eat all the bad debt themselves so the national government wouldn't have to, then he was later forced to help many of them restructure the debt anyways because it was over a trillion dollars.
>>222914409Mostly just countries that rely heavily on the suez canal... which is almost every country outside of north and south america...
Gypsy P in the house baybeehttps://youtu.be/ezBSeCFpi2w?is=P6MOZL68WbsPZ4D2
I just btfo some Christkiller in another thread
>>222914488Not him, but it's really grim for Europe. They didn't do anything to prepare themselves for the future despite being in the worst position.
>>222914568not only did they not prepare they are actively undermining themselves by destroying their auto industries... We gave them a path on getting a foothold on the suez canal long term and they basically told us to go fuck ourselves and deal with it ourselves despite the fact that the suez canal being closed kind of hurts our rivals more than it hurts us while also boosting our energy sector
>>222914568It's really baffling how they just sat back and decided to become absolute passengers to Daddy America Not only that, but we're smug as shit to boot
>>222914631>destroy themselves with green initiatives>refuse any sort of energy security>refuse to believe there could ever be a war with Russia again or major shift in the world order>try to cozy up with China or the US, then distance themselves with China & the US every couple years with zero long term strategy>destroy all domestic industries for the environment>doing all this while also importing infinity useless brown people who just drain the welfareKind of thing you would read in a history textbook in complete disbelief
>>222914488>>222914675To be fair, the Europeans did try to keep control of the Suez during the Suez Crisis, but America fucked them over, and put them in the unenviable situation they’re in today
>>222914675They wanted to have their cake and eat it too, we are just as retarded here but we are simply better off due to geography & resources. They don't even have that.
@/cum/ posters
*sucks teeth*
>>222914765You can tell a femcel made this
>>222914765it do be lyk dat
>>222914711>but America fucked them overrussia literally threatened to nuke london and paris if they didn't agree to a ceasefire
Today I visited a Byzantine church from 1164, with intact frescos from that year
>>222914743Yeah. It's just so strange that so many collective leaders of free and sovereign states would be so trusting of ANY foreign nation
>>222914675Britain (& us too) have the closest thing to a solution and no one is actively trying to get it done.
>>222914765This has never happened to an incel
I also enjoyed fruit smoothie next to a canyon
>>222913677Lowkey yummy as hell looking gyat damn!!>>222914272Just bought a Chinese house
>>222914765friends with benefits will make you really appreciate getting all the fun without the daily time and responsibility requirements of a relationship
>>222914805They also trusted that Monkeyman would never ever turn off the gas one day, it's almost comical. Even now they are still simultaneously trying to get away from you and keep you close.
>>222914848You can't buy a house in china, you have to live there for at least a year and even then all property is owned by the state and you are only able to lease it and on top of that you have to live in it permanently or it is taken away
>>222914866I remember they outright laughed at Orangeman when he gave that speech warning them about dependence I Russian energy. Laughed, like out loud, in the room. Now they're getting their shit pushed in by Monkeyman and ts hilarious
>>222914791I drew that>>222914836NiceHow’s the cucci hunt going
>>222914896I did all that and am doing all that
>>222914905>How’s the cucci hunt goingI failed. I'm too timid to flirt with women.
>>222914923I am reporting you to the CCP for using a proxy to get around the great firewallYou will lose your real estate and serve 80 years in labor camp nowGood bye
FOREIGNERS OUT OF /cum/
>>222914896I wonder what's gonna happen around 2060 when all the Chinese boom era properties go back to the government
Interesting choice of picture above a urinal in the canyon restaurant
>>222914953No Englishman can ever be a foreigner in America or Canada.
>>222914791beautiful. which saint is that?
>>222914942let your wallet do the talking
>>222914902They have an almost classical level of hubris, all those historical figures like Otto von Bismarck must be spinning in their graves that Europe could have become so weirdly myopic and not practice any realpolitik
>>222914791>intactLooking quite tact in there tbqh
>>222914989We fought a war about 250 years ago that says different
>>222914989You're right about Canada
>>222914707
bought 2 bunk ass arizone teas. should've gotten 2 clamatos instead. FUCK
>>222915113Oops I mean
>>222915086well more than three million englishmen emigrated to america since then and the fact nobody mentions them as a distinct ethnicity like the irish or germans or italians tells me that it's a home from home
>>222915135Brown hands
>>222915012St. Panteleimon, the church is named after himNotice how the fresco on top shows them weeping over the body of Christ, it's rare for emotion to be displayed in medieval art>>222915066For 862 years old it looks pretty good >>222915023I'm not built for that.
>>222915161You might get fooled if you come from outta townBut I'm down by law and I'm from the Dogg Pound
>>222914805>>222914866>>222915041East Germans caused this, unironically. They were R*ssian cocksleeves for decades and still respect their old masters. They dragged Germany down after reunification, and the leadership class should never, ever have been permitted into the government. Many of them are compromised by Russian intelligence.
>>222914784>United States allying with the Soviet Union against Britain and FrancePeculiar behaviour
Maybe this is all fate's way of telling me its not the right time
>>222915195I like Airedales
>>222914974Seems unlikely they’d risk nuking their economy over that
>>222915212Still has nothing on the craziest one
second day in a row boomer neighbor with the pristine house has a fucking work truck here. it never ends with boomers, they're never satisfied with their lot in life.
>>222915187neat! byzantine art is really cool
>>222915212If the US didn't side against the french and brits it would've handed the entire middle east to the soviets who were framed themselves as heroes fighting colonialistseurope was working with the israelis btw
>>222915187J-Man got them tiddies
Listening to Bach's Toccata in C min BEV 911A 1979 recording by Glenn Gould, who was surprisingly, actually Canadian. Fun fact, the family was your typical Scots/English/German/Norge Protestants and the family name was originally Gold, but in the late 30s they changed it to Gould so they wouldn't be mistaken as Christkillers
Britt one hot asf
>>222915289Thoughts on the Suez Crisis?
>>222915314based and velmapilled
>>222915258love belligerent screenshots
daein' a paein'a burgeoning memoryand its of youooooff youin the night firesbending phantasiesburning dystrophysymplectic truthnostalgia pheruseall the killing at tyrewhat was meant to bethrough this world by lyreswatching water beadsfrom meeeeeein the dark isaiahshining down on memy only memoryits offf youuuuualwaaayyss you
>>222915354would
New old city just dropped
Have any of you read Paradife Loft?
>>222915396Cool
>>222915309One of the greatest Canadians of all time. His Schoenberg and Webern renditions are excellent, too. I think I'll put on his later Goldberg Variations recording that he did for CBS in the 80s.
>>222915258>>222915358
>>222915385Oregon's finest!
>>222915451am I right in saying he never even set foot on Iceland, and he was aboard a ship en route to the island?
>>222915309How about Glengarry Glenn Gould>PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! COFFEE’S FOR PIANISTS
can you excuse an interracial couple if it's true love?
>>222915396I told a brown girl once that Egypt was majority Christian for centuries and she refused to believe me
Just gushed a poo that could flood a bathtub
Autumn Gordon is Colleen Sheehan for white men
>>222915502But Rick and Morty said "love" is just brain chemicals
>>222915478Yeah>In May 1940 we transported Royal Marines to Iceland and the island was occupied on the 10th May to prevent the occupation by a German force. A number of German civilians and technicians were made prisoners and transported back to the United Kingdom. Very rough seas were encountered on passage to Iceland and the majority of the marines cluttered gangways and mess-decks throughout the ship, prostrate with seasickness. One unfortunate marine committed suicide.
>>222915502If the man is White, yes
>>222915437Mannaggia, a fellow initiate! I'll admit I have only a passing familiarity with Gould, but everything I've heard him play was excellent
>>222915502if the man is Black, yes
>>222915502can you excuse a man who’s fucking a literal dog if it's true love?
>>222915574LOL
>>222915547THE DIVINE WIND, KAMIKAZE, STRIKES TO PROTECT JAPAN AGAINVGH
can you excuse a man who’s fucking a literal other man's ass if it's true love?
>>222915565dogs cant feel love
anybody know the name of this youtuber, a younger Mexican dude that drives truck in California?
I am the Shitmaster HEAR ME SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222915655إزيّك؟ الجو عامل إيه في القاهرة؟
>>222915037>>222915314I still can't understand how you guys find these more attractive than actual women
>>222915621MandaloreGaming
>>222915601can you excuse a man who’s fucking a literal 270 million Jews’ ass if it's true love?
a couple of chimps in africa started their own farm. it's over for humanity
>>222915621if he's Mexican why does he live in California?
>>222915717me too bro, me too
>>222915717Do you like this songhttps://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo
That one friend that died in a motorcycle accident
>>222915614You must have met my ex-wife!
>>222915768LOL
>>222915766Would never be me because I value my life too much to get on a motorcycle
>>222915167What if the mexicans invites you to the carney-asada?
The Belgians made Freedom Fries out of the Yankees, one could even say, the made the Yankees into BELGIAN FRIES.LMAO
>>222915554Same, I'm not expert, but Canada has produced at least two great pianists and he was one of them. The other was not a classical pianist at all however (Oscar Peterson)
it be like that sometimes
Kind of crazy how Iran continues to rape the strait of hormuz despite knowing that it is absolutely raping their biggest "allies" while strengthening the US dollarIt makes me think that maybe they arent the ones who keep breaking the cease fires and/or are working with us behind the scenes
I've only ever become more and more of an anxious neurotic headcase over the years. Things only get worse.
>>222915858I think I've heard the name before
>jasonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783438716765844.mp4
rossiya, even
>>222915858Also Marc Andre Hamelin.
>>222915900Oops I mixed up two diff posts
canada yielded to germany's nato threatsit is disappointingyou won't even take delivery of your first proper submarine from germany by 2032, and throughout that time, you will continue to suffer under the pressure and mockery of the us government
>>222915454very mid.body
Somebody ban this Egyptian nonsensical fuck
>>222916024Sorry
>>222915949>retardioUhh
trying to watch a video but I can't stand the californian accent
>>222916106>
>>222916172What bideo
>>222915865Based
>>222915952I'm not familiar, I'll check him out. Thanks for the recommendation.
>>222916024They aren't even nuclear-powered submarines. Seems like a waste of money.
>>222916197https://youtu.be/b4MDefppcVA
>>222916324Egypt Vs Argentina in 3 minutes
This website is so fucking shit now
>>222916035yeah I think she must've had a chubby phase as her legs are a bit out of proportion
>>222916373>What's your name boy? You're gonna buy a pass boy!
Hello Janny, I see a lot of low quality posts and spamming. Please clean all that up, thanks.
Low quality is right
>>222916318Is that the guy from that one rio movie?
NEW>>222916484
Ok rape you next week
https://youtu.be/78UrpAuWTys
Did this thread just go from like 300 posts to ~260 ?
>>222916667I made the call >>222916497
>>222916566Early
jannybros...
Jesse Ventura transitioned into Larry David
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmTuzZqlfM0
>>222916667mashallah
Who got banned
>>222921511The creepy egypt flag poster
>>222921511A proxyfag was spamming
Ok let's finish this one proper-like
>>222915396the people who destroyed those cities still live there
>>222921532Aw does he scare you sweetie?
>>222921560t. egypt poster
You think that's funny? Maman still be wearing her Gardesoleil on Sundays sometimes
the egypt poster is clearly a bot and I've had him filtered for EONS
>>222921570I CANT UNDERSTAND YOUGO BACK TO HAITI
His ancestors were kings and queens
Everybody's a bot to this yahoo
>>222921532We love our pharaoh schizo don’t we folks
some of you aren't bots but i wish you were
hmm think I will eat a box of $0.64 amazon mac and cheese surely it will be both good and healthy
>>222921630I wish you were a biological woman
>>222921608>HaitiSapriste, I'm from Lake Pontchartrain, At. Tammany Parish onna North shore
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>>222921638there's no such thing as a biological woman, woman is a feeling
Imagine getting fucked in the ass. Now imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse. Horny yet?
>>222921677Ywnbaw
It's real
>>222921681i see you've been in the world cup match threads
I fantasize very often about beating up crazy people Be crazy if you want to but keep it to yourself
>>222921700mental
It do be like dat doe.
>>222921693You guys ban me for making fun of jeets but let my fellow leafs spam retarded fake schizo shit like this, idgi
>>222921748I don't ban you for shit
Every four years we take the best 11 athletes in every other country and put them up against the 4000th best athletes in America, and see if we can win. It's a crazy exercise.
>>222921730The question is, do they die from having diarrhea or from eating the diarrhea
>>222921748Making fun of jeets is low effort
>>222921730Cholera, a disease that spread around the world killing millions, comes from India. You get infected from contact with poop. Saars have been at this a long time.
>>222921765
>>222921764we get the most medals every time, crazy how powerful we are without even trying
>>222921807lmao unintentionally proving the point
Whos gonna tell them
Women chose the bear.
Bangaranga
>>222921941I can’t even get a bear
anyone who doesn't like me is an idiot
>>222921993t. no bitches
>everyone patiently waiting for a new before they post againLol
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