'rse 'dish
it's real he's actually done it
I don't like the capitalised brit
>>222913214>giffuck off
>>222913175wonder if it's to skirt pass some technicality where he can report it under his new term if he were to win
just spent 90 quid on lidl on fuck all
>>222913101horseberg when he see lara croft bending over
>resign>get loads of press>win obviously>get loads of press>can't be criticised for dodgy dealings now because the public knew and reelected himit's all so tiresome
>>222913231might be worth checking the receipt
>>222913231the croissants?
half hour till the gooning commences got some of that pawg tranny shii lined up
>>222913227
>>222913230he's just jumping before he's pushed, he was going to be found to have breached the code, this just gets it over with sooner
>>222913268im a slouching awkward penguin virgin but i wish i were a seal
I feel sickIt's over :/
>The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has been resurrected to serve a full term as PM
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him
>>222913272why is he saying he’s gonna run then
>>222913286this you lad?
quite strange how you dont need to be an MP to be PM
>>222913300And the election date will be just after the cut off for having to declare gifts as a new MP, so he'll have gotten away with it
>>222913300because he is, he wouldn't have been barred from running if he was found to have breached the code, there would just have been a by-election
>>222913309i fucking hate myself
mad/mental how you dont need to be an MP to be PM
Having a lie down with catberge for a bit keep the noise down team
>>222913319Read some Jane Austen book where an MP was considered a wasteman for having actually fought an election campaign and won, rather than just being parachuted into a safe seat owned by the local landlord
Nige just kicked my head in
>>222913331oh that’s weird you’d think you’d get a suspension or something
>>222913358knocked some sense into you hopefully
feel like theres a strange kinship with russia know fuck all about them honestly but i see them in their free speech repressing country mulling around in adidas tracksuits and drinking and feel like we would have a bit in common
I feel like I could do a better job as UK Pm
got scotoma in my let eye again thankfully it went away after I ate some food *knocks on proverbial wood not to jinx it*that's like the third time it happened in the last two months need to see an ophthalmologist that's not right
>>222913347Jane Austen what a bitch
>>222913369Draft dodging gimp
>>222913360well it depends if the recall petition is signed too, which would be started if he was suspended for 10 days, but that would definitely happen
>>222913369does you neighbours dog bark?>>222913384I think only the Ukranians have the draft although I do think Russians still have their military service
arab pussy changed rorke
and a benchod
What?
>>222913369I get scintillating scotomas sometimes that last like an hour and grow until they fill my entire vision then continue growing until they expand out of the edge of my visionworry I may have some sort of brain disease
>>222913417wrong board you stupid cunt
>>222913403yoooooo
AI is telling me he can still be found at fault even if he wins and he could be suspended, recalled, and have to do another by election
>>222913403dont like that
pooed
>>222913417It's the same shit the SNP do every few years. By winning the Hollyrood elections they claim they have a "mandate from the public" to go for independence again. Farage will win and be able to say that the public's re-election, knowing about the bribe, means he can't be punished for it because they knew and elected him again anyway.
>>222913417i believe him
turkish girl feet
Sheffield Wednesday badge looks like a gremlin owl
https://youtu.be/opRGVPgICps
>>222913444bizarre lie
>>222913403genuinely just unfair what some men have access to
are these normal sized pupils for a man standing under mega bright stage lighting?
>>222913444no one believes you.
>>222913474venlafaxine eyes
>>222913474mad he’s younger than starmerlooks like complete shit
>>222913474they are if you're scared as hell
>>222913487that's the thousand tramadol stare
>>222913289vitamin c time
>>222913474Bro needs to get veneers, them teeth are fank
tramadol nights
>>222913497Tramadol, a synthetic opioid, would constrict pupils.
>>222913289*flings you into the incinerator*tragic really
>resign as MP to dodge investigation by parliamentary standards committee into historic corruption in order to stand again so that he can win and regain his seat as MP so he can be investigated due to past corruption by the parliamentary standards committeeIs Nige a genuine retard?
>>222913289zinc 50mg vit d3 6000-7000 IU Vitamin C 1000mg
for reference, a man on MDMA
>>222913503wouldnt do well for his 'i promise im not a crypto yank' optics
at times like these all you can do is laugh…
>>222913529me when i take mdma
Cry Havoc! And let slip the DOGS OF WAR
>>222913491all rorkes age badly because we are under constant attack from leftypol and zog
>>222913525that's not a nice word :(
with those weight loss pills will fat people no longer exist in 10 years time
>>222913509my bad x you are indeed right
>>222913536WTF
>>222913528don't give bad advice on /brit/ please. that shit is clownworld gimmicks.
>>222913525He's basically saying "the people know I received this £5mil, so if I resign and get re-elected then it stands that the public do not mind". If he gets re-elected by the rorkes of Clacton, that is. Which he presumably will.
>>222913319Yes you do you stupid fucking dickhead
asmr waifu is aging out of the student roleplays and has had to start doing teacher roleplays instead
Timmy wonMarkymongs lost
>>222913551not if I can help it
>>222913551Historians will be looking back in confusion at all this "body positivity" nonsense from coping fatties
>>222913542>nige>zoguhh mate…
>>222913552quite alright x
>>222913214Is this real
>>222913551girls like this will exist only for fetishists :((((it's over lads
>>222913567he’s fast
>>222913561zinc is great for colds, I bet the NHS agrees with me
if your MP resigned to avoid corruption charges, why would you vote for him again?
>>222913563>Yes you do you stupid fucking dickheadTechnically not, Alec Douglas-Hume was still in the Lords when he became PM. It's been convention that the PM sits in the Commons for well over a century thoughbeit
I'm sure Nige has expressed his fondness and subservience to Israel many times
>>222913618Banter innit
>>222913618he dindu
>>222913605*secretly puts 100gr of butter in the meal*
>>222913618cos he's our nige and he's for the common man and is getting rid of the uhh the bad people
>>222913618Why do you think it's to "avoid corruption charges"? Why would you possibly think that resigning makes someone immune to "corruption charges"?
Iranian's are such cunts they really should have been bombedAlso doing a trip around the world and going to a hostile country is dumb, some people really need to get it into their heads that there's part of the world that outright hate them
>>222913640It's corruption because he recieved the money within 12 months before becoming an MP and didn't report it. If he's re-elected it's over 2 months and no longer relevant.
>>222913640um dunno im just a stupid yankified mong
>>222913525>>222913618Thing is despite the leftypol screeching and questionable nature of the act he hasn't actually done anything wrong, he was under no obligation to report those donations as he wasn't an MP at the time or even leader of reform at the time if I'm not mistakenThe vote is just a litmus test as to whether the public care, though the public they're testing are very pro reform so it's more of a stunt
>>222913658>denied medical care following their self-imposed hunger strike following their imprisonment after a voluntary holiday in Iran
>>222913659>It's corruption because he recieved the money within 12 months before becoming an MP and didn't report it.That doesn't make it corruption.>If he's re-elected it's over 2 months and no longer relevantWhat's over 2 months?
Seen that video of the fat ethnically ambiguous bird shaking her grim arse more than I've seen my own mother at this point
>>222913658>yeah let's go this way
>>222913659the investigation will just start up again if he's reelected
another tuesday gone theni miss it already
>>222913658honestly hate them tootwo mongs doing something objectively stupid have to be rescued by the government again, will be treated as heroes too
>>222913613megadosing anything is retarded. you have daily intake requirements. going over them does, at best, nothing (you piss them out) or, at worst, give you side effects.you mention zinc, and yet you didn't know that taking high doses of zinc interferes with copper absorption.please stop spreading shit if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>222913670scremio
wish I lived in Mashhad
>>222913699footy at 5pmstill juice left in this tuesday yet
>>222913487haha im on these
>>222913699I did absolutely nothing today except buy some Rakia for my uncle and cigarettes for me own self
>>222913678you are mistaken it's not just when you're an MP but also a year to day before you become an MP
>>222913678>Thing is despite the leftypol screeching and questionable nature of the act he hasn't actually done anything wrongCash for questions torpedoed many a political career in the 90s and 00s. There's basically no question he used his position in parliament to push questions regarding crypto policy on the BoE in the interest of his donors
>>222913713I heard zinc makes you spaff more is it true?
fares lad are you watching the footy in a bit
>>222913719may we see a photo of your eyes to see if they have large pupils
>>222913719did it make your dick stop working
>>222913734no
>>222913716Wish I lived in balmoraSnorting lines of the sugar
>>222913723>Rakia>various fruits, incl. grape, plum, peach, apricotbulgarians are fruity hmm
is a bit creepy how 4chan will shit on politicians willy nilly then suddenly when its someone like farage they need to bend over backwards to defend themsame was true with trump till quite recentlynot sure were the free thinkers we think we are
I'm really enjoying eating tins of pineapple recently
>>222913690It makes it potential corruption, warranting a Parliamentary standards investigation. And I meant 12 months, not 2
last time I visited an ophthalmologist they put those drops in my eyes that made my pupils wide so they could look through them better or whatever. almost burnt my eyes from all the sunlight reflected from the snow when I stepped outside
>>222913768I reckon every online space has at least one person employed specifically to stir the pot and act like a troll these days
>>222913777>And I meant 12 months, not 2Being re-elected doesn't reset the clock for the first alleged offence.
>>222913768>not sure were the free thinkers we think we are>wereOof almost had a point there little man but your typo has sadly nullified it
>>222913713Taking 50mg of Zinc one time wont do anything as far as a bad side effect. Vitmin D3 daily requirements (400 IU) is absolutely nothing and they've admitted they miscalculated massively https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28768407/Vitamin C 1000mg is nothing. >>222913760I bought him apricot because I promised I'll bring him some, he hasn't had it in years
>>222913768literally one guy in here defending him everyone else is making fun
this alek yerbury fellow seems to be made of stern stuff, have you heard of him
>>222913798yeah that's me sorry
i trust farage 100%
lads rewording and reworking reddit / twitter comments on parliamentary investigation & conduct procedures in real time clacking away at their keyboards passing off information they read no less than 20 seconds ago on a different website here on this website as if they wrote the legal text it's based on
if you have a healthy balanced diet you dont need any supplements. except perhaps vit d in winter
>>222913796a heartbreaking story from the frozen east
>>222913635alri hal
>>222913830I'm getting it all from Leo
>>222913830I'm actually a constitutional scholar giving the benefit of my expertise. You're welcome
Ian insisting that there’s two sides to every story
>>222913841Isn't it still better to just get the vitamin D through food as you absorb more of it than swallowing a pill
>>222913821Alek Yerbury is like an annoying little dog who does nothing but yap at people from the confines of his smeggy bedroom
>>222913803read the standing ordershttps://www.parliament.uk/business/publications/commons/standing-orders-public11/
>>222913796love when they do this in winter and my teardrops freeze and then i walk into the street and get hit by a bus
I see /brit/ is now an expert of parliamentary standards and procedure hmm yes very good
>>222913885theres barely any vit d in food, best is to get it from the sun
>>222913885very few foods contain it naturally but yeh i suppose thats preferable if you can get enough without overdoing the food that contains it
>>222913893popular streamer banned from kitch for anti mouse rant
Wanted catberge to sit by me but he insists on sitting in the window
>>222913912i literally am
>>222913924We're not pseudo-mediterranean like you, there is no sun here in winter
>>222913939sickening
>>222913948Of course you are mate
>>222913945they wish to see what's gone on don't they
>>222913951yeah then take cholecalciferol ofc
>>222913978they’re just like us
>>222913417If he loses Reform are fucked and it'll be 1000 years of Burnham
>>222913875Which one are you the one who says he is in the wrong or he isn't
>>222913991im the one saying it takes two to tango
>>222913991I wouldn't like to pre-empt a parliamentary inquiry, we should let the process play out properly before opining
it takes one to wanko
>>222913924>>222913936>>222913939>>222913945>>222913948>>222913951I am so profoundly tired of anonymous armchair experts on the internet. You spend countless hours researching, preparing, and creating serious content, and what happens? Well, in stumbles some anonymous fool from Bulgaria and blurts out that there's "barely any vit d in food" and that it's best to get it from the sun. Then someone else from the UK chimes in and plays the know-it-all about how few foods contain it naturally.Excuse my language, but what kind of uneducated whining is this? To top it all off, you mix up your own subjective guesses with facts. Have you ever heard of fatty fish? Eggs? Fortified dairy products? You obviously don't grasp that, because you're too busy playing nutrition experts on an anonymous forum. And as another person in the thread actually manages to figure out: we are not "pseudo-Mediterranean" and we have absolutely zero fucking sun here in the winter! How do you think we survive, on photosynthesis? Get a fucking grip.And what on earth is wrong with the rest of you unmannered pieces of shit? Right in the middle of a discussion, someone suddenly starts babbling about a popular streamer getting banned for an "anti mouse rant"? And someone else is sitting there crying over their cat insisting on sitting in the window instead of next to her? Why can't you just shut the hell up instead of vomiting completely irrelevant drivel all over the thread?If you can't behave at the party and stick to the subject, you can expect not to be invited back. You all get the card of shame here. With that said – no one will be seeing your comments here from now on. Now scram.
raping my arse with a jewelled sceptre
>>222914016
sorry but there's no way in hell i'm reading a word of that tome
>>222914015the rorkeian motto
>>222914015a bairn??
>>222914016what's this got to do with my silly comment about a cat
let’s first of all refrain from politicising this
@rorkegpt summarise that tome in one sentence
>>222914016was just saying this down pakistanilaiskauppa
wiping my arse with poo
lovely bit of LLM output there let me gobble that down gobble gobble
>>222914016voi vittu
>>222914016One egg has merely 50 IU You can't eat fatty fish every day>fortified dairyFortified with WHAT? With lanolin which is WHAT? cholecalciferol case dismissed
do they have stuff in finland
I'm a versatile poo
Had a dream I called someone a nigger
>>222914087
findlanders gets all their vitamin d from reindeer cum
>>222914068getting tired of your antics
>>222914087yes but for the sake of this argument NO
Hey now, lay off the Finns, they didn't do anything.
britain cries out for a nap
the only dreams I have are where I'm late for stuff and even the smallest things like tying my shoelaces are taking seemingly hours, thus exacerbating my lateness
only vitamin d I need is DICK
Rorke getting 83 on an IQ test and telling Leftypol 83% is a pass
>>222914121he started it
>>222914112that’s finland destroyed then
>>222914121perkele
>>222914136Dream up some velcro next time
>>222914056>>222914066>>222914073>>222914075>>222914078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease
nigel fartarse
>>222914183how did this make its way to haaland
i have dreams where i shag my cousin
i'll be Finnish in 1 hour 42 minutes
>>222914197laughed at this post
>>222914206Hot
> Prince Harry loses High Court case against Mail publisherdoes this guy literally spend all his life in court what a neek
Finnishing men with my mouth
Recently been having dreams where I get caught watching porn in public
>>222914234Surely not gay porn... right? RIGHT!?
As much as I want Reform to win and fix the country I really really really want us to get back in the EU
only reason anyone cares about the eu is because they have some fantasy of moving to italy or wherevergrow up
Recently my dreams are ones in which I am exporting goods that have "NOT FOR EU" printed on the packaging and the destination is an EU country
*coughs*
wont be happy until im dead
>>222914266you break export agreements in your dreams, you'd better wake up and apologise
the dreams in which im dying are the ones that kinda slap
>>222914326hello egypt
Going up to Northumberland to see the wild Cheviot goats this weekend if that's alright with you de lads?
Reddit denied my ban appeal.Guess I'll make a nu account then aha x
>>222914363will egypt win the football
>>222914338apparently there’s a dormant volcano up there if you wouldn’t mind checking that out
um
time for your meds
job rejection there. on to the next application
>>222914016Screamed at this, I went to make my lunch after I posted my vitamin D from food thing and just got back, good rant Väinö you taught them all.
>>222914408Yo. What's up.
>>222914423ktim
>>222914417Her boyfriend is ridiculously hot. Makes me sad I'll never get her pregnant.
There he goes the poor fellow
Going to watch a film on my laptop while painting a nature scene.
>>222914464h-hiii...
>>222914338my speakers were named after this creature
>>222914417insanely ugly outfit
just saw a girl in my school year in town and she's 10x fitter nowwas wearing a skimpy summer outfit
>>222914532um
>>222914532ESHUTA
cup of pasta and a splash of water in the air frier
>>222914417Why pose with a prop syringe if the syringe is obviously empty?Is she retarded?(Answer: Yes)
>>222914607I don't get it
>>222914624You don't need to get and know everything. Life is too short for that anyway.
>>222914638amen to that brother
>>222914651shut up
>>222914657what's good in the hood, my brutha?
>>222914695
lnaaaaaaaao.Can't stand this ginger prick.Throwing everything away for a 5/10
Being a sports superfan in adulthood is on the same level as being a gamerGrow up
>>222914607i get it
>>222914762he really seems to take L after L
>>2229147751 day in life of Tango is worth more than 1 billion gamer hours
farage gone thenit's over
redpill me on Clacton
>>222914762UK libel/slander laws are insane, basically gives the rich free rein to silence anyone they view as a threat and no one seems to care
>>222914762Hair looking THIN
>>222914762Bet he wakes up every morning next to her regretting giving it all up for a porn star. Would be funny if he massed an army and started a civil war for the throne after all the nukes are fired.
>>222914860He says as news breaks of royalty being able to silence someone via UK libel laws
>>222914695learn to sit back and observenot everything needs a reaction
>>222914762>Bristling with anger, he told the judge his wife’s life had been made ‘an absolute misery’, even though the Duchess of Sussex had nothing to do with the case.
>>222914893right lad, that's my point, the laws are bad
>>222914914Meant to write unable They haven't managed to do it
fucking hell harry's hair is completely gone
>>222914762imagine being the prince and STILL putting pussy on the pedestal to this degree, oh my days
JUST WHO IS BIOMASS ANDY?
a megapint?
still can wrap my head around that his name is Henry but they call him Harry which is the same number of letters
>>222914904Scrème brûlée
>>222914972mogged
harry on his deathbed is going to realise he could have gone anywhere in the carribean and bagged someone who looks just like her but with 10% of the hastle
Got an achievement in Hearts of Iron IV :) I had to conquer the Netherlands as the UK in the most awkward and cumbersome way possible, mimicking Operation Market Garden
>>222914993is this liev's son
Seriously?
>>222914972yummy tummy
>>222914960I miss those days already
>>222915011well done puppy
I miss Elena Dementieva
>>222915020si
Anything scarier than Dementieva lads
>>222915075corrrr imagine that tongue up your arse
been cyberstalking my ex and found out she's gotten really into christianitydodged a bullet there lads, am an ardent atheist and christianity is cringe you see
I miss Elena Dementieva.
All the girls from my year at school are old now
IM A GOOFY GOOBER
>>222915011Ooh you're chasing your little achievemts in your video games yeah?Maybe it's time to get some achievements in real life too like moving out of your mum's basement and getting a proper job.
sir rorke
>>222915142done me
>>222915136found out recently that goober is an old name for peanuts so that's why they're called the goofy goobers
>>222915142what will that accomplish. will i get a gf
>>222915142done that pathetic slug
>>222915142rude post...
>>222915011Guess it wasn't a bridge too far then?
>>222915142Sent that freak on a 6 week all inclusive to Nanjing
>>222915091having rats in my room while i'm sleeping naked. one of my biggest fears is probably waking up to find a rat has eaten my willy
>>222915075That means if, sí is yes
>>222915011why is germany pink
>>222915120did you call her m'lady and tip your fedora?
>>222915182haha indeed not :)>>222915200they're communist and ~sparkling~
>>222915206would do but she's blocked me on everything, had to do some proper sleuthing to track down one of her profiles
>>222915142Grim cunt
>>222915216good post x
>>222915120these christian larpers are always the biggest whores
>>222915216I miss the yank who would make sparkling fizzy drink AI images
>>222915163>>222915175I-I'm sorry, it was rude and uncalled for. I don't know what came over me. Can we still be friends?
>>222915199im not looking for secret ubsidedaown thingamajigs to pretend being spanish
>>222915243all is forgiven Pierre x
gay cunt
woman cleaning a horse's willy
>>222915225sounds healthy
we should all have a mega pint, together
>Daniel Isaac Greenberg CB (born 5 September 1965) has been the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards since January 2023.
>>222915310my dog stepped on a bee :'(
Genuinely still hungover from the football on Monday
no luck making them news then
wish i could turn back time....
i'm not going to make it, someone else make it
forgot my dogshit zinger
>>222915431back to 1933 to warn Hitler?
posting with since4pass in the options field but i dont have a pass
330... lads...
new>>222915494
hmm
>>222915363:(
>>222915489>>222915494magik
>>222915489right well that's not the new
right up well right
>>222915489>>222915494madAlso can someone post that funny CV which gets posted here sometimes in this thread I found? >>222915168
>>222915489>>222915494huh
>>222915552>>222915552>>222915552
