Tha Cozzers EditionPrevious:>>222910467
Is Savannah worth visiting?
>>222916525Charleston is superior
We all agreed not to reply to foreign flags in this edition of /cum/
>>222916561I thought as much, but Oglethorpe was cooler than anybody Charleston has produced
>>222916525My mom's family is from Macon. Besides there and Atlanta I've never seen the rest of Georgia
>>222916484They really have no earthly idea what they're doing
>>222916585And, as established in the previous thread, no Englishman could EVER be truly foreign to the United States of America or Canada
Phwoarrrrrr
>>222916599I suppose you think you would have done better?
>>222916597Lots of Mexicanos in Gainesville
>guy i haven't talked to since highschool (>5 years) messages me again>it's a random incomprehensible tiktok meme in another languageok???
>>222916615haha imagine tying her laces together loool
>>222916611Maybe Canada, but American Freedom is too heavy for Brits, you would choke within minutes
playing runescape
*Starts raping faster then Eminem*
>>222916484Most insane part about all this is that if I was walking past and punched the groid to help the cops, I would get a longer prison sentence than he would in the UK
i passed by some random boomers on a trail while this rap song that goes like 'we ain't scared ho, we ain't scared ho' was playing on my speaker>inb4 ngrit was supposed to be an empty trail
Can you lads please post some sexy black women for my 'Negresses' folder. It's not as full as I'd like
>>222916630There shouldn't be
>>222916658sure thing tumblrboy
okay so here's the thing: it's over
>>222916685UK and Europe in general is a Liberal hellacape
>>222916732Many Gainesvilleans I met expressed a similar view
Someone poast that webbum of the British buy driving an F150 on his way to Hooters in America. Poor kid was so excited he almost had an aneurysm
Egypt leading Argentina 15 minutes in lmao
Do British police have tasers and mace? If you can’t physically over power them you have to blind them or shock their nervous system into submission to incapacitate
>>222916773Have you seen that new vid from the UK where the white teen is getting attacked by multiple blacks and the lady cop runs up and immediately shoves and arrests the White teen? The cops even asked people to stop sharing the video.
>>222916632corr diss kitingtonshire is me
>>222916808This one? Yeah. It's absolutely surreal.
>>222916803In Europe it's traditional for the cops to let black and browns attack or kill people before they are allowed to taze them. It's why you'll see so many videos where like 10 cops are trying to arrest one migrant
I'M K-HOLEing BRUHLIKE (f)ELON
>>222916627Yh
>>222916627I certainly would have
>>222916837Remember a year ago or so all the riots in the UK over two-tier policing? Every single libshit claimed it doesn't exist yet this and the Nowak thing keep happening
who’s in this damn building playing the harmonica at 10:30 on a tuesday
>>222916773not sure iceland has diss problem
>>222916896Me nigga. I got the blues
>>222916896harmonicas is a shit sounding instrument
>>222916837If I ever see a British police officer on vacation outside the UK it’s on sight
>>222916900Scandies have their own problems
I'm back
>>222916837the two cop bitches can't do shit against the group of ethnic youth so they just went for the easy target kek it's so blatant
>>222916484Why do people act like 23 is still a child
OOOHHHH ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY, WHILE I PONDERED, WEAK AND WEARY
>>222916988The police also asked people to stop sharing this video because reality could make people upset
>>222916997Whomst? First time they called me unc I was 22 and then again at 23
>>222917005I listened to Hook the other day for the first time in 30 years, amazing how good of a song that is
>>222916997It's is. You're not an infant but you're still a fuckin kid
Hey! Gypsy P's in the house?!
>>222917025no shit
>>222917025Amazing. Instead of stopping the bullshit they just beg people to stop sharing footage of the bullshit
>american freedom is too heavy
>>222917118Shes got a dump truck
>Twitter screenshot moronEven if you had an opinion that wasn't fed to you, id still discard it
>>222917057I am so fucking old my boss at work talks to me like a child and gives me some dumbass advice
ZOO EYESASK FOR ME AND YOU SYALL RECEIVEOPULENT FAIRALL RAIN IS BEADSTHAT DRAIN TO WHERE THE MOTHER SHELL MEETS THE SEA
>>222917136mass surveillance is good now actually :)
I'm older than my boss which is kind of embarrassing but she's way fucking hot with huge natural tits so I don't mind
>>222916997Because women are getting older and older and they will always feel threatened by younger women. When every woman was getting married at 12, none of them cared and everyone was happy. Then the average age raised, and 12 started to be a problem. Then it raised again and 14 started to be a problem. And then it raised again... Soon you'll be called a pedo if you want to date an under 30 year old, and it's all because all women on the market are hags.
>>222917118>Turns 360 degrees and walks away Is this all you need?
corr fink /cum/ is chud central
>>222917118Women should never be police officers it's laughable we pretend this isn't the simple truth
>>222917118>oi you gotta loicense to walk away like that?
>>222917118I saw this happen to 2 cops in Hawaii and I was dying laughing I so with I had had my phone with me
>>222917033There is A LOT of garbage music that came out of the 90's, but the stuff that aged well is truly timeless. Probably why gen alpha and gen z are into it. The good stuff still sounds good more than a quarter century later.
>>222916921>fox news>THE republican propaganda newsoutletja ok man hvist du sier det sån
>>222917100They said the same thing when the migrant was gouging out the guys eyes on the street in Northern Ireland, please don't share the footage because we will arrest you for doing a racism
>>222917192I am the youngest one at my company and they give me bullshit such as >Weed makes you stupid >You are so negative >Get some pussy and maybe you will be happy>You know what penpals and the pillows is good for a jap band >No wonder your depressed your listening to the smiths
Hey Glen Gould enjoyer Canadian guy check this out. It's not him, but I enjoy this immensely https://youtu.be/HuJ-LKEH6W0?si=UfGnpl9z-2F6yMwi
>>222917274They’re right about everything except maybe the weeb shit idk about weeb music
I'm convinced a man could take over the UK with a baseball bat and no army if he really wanted to ar this point
god if you love me kill me in a violent accident this week
>>222917298I am 23 I already gave up on life I am gonna smoke weed, jerk off and play games my ex who I thought loved me left me so I given up on women
i want lethal injection
>Listen to Gould >His humming and moaning in the mix >Reinterprets everything excessively Dropped
>23>Gave up on lifeLMFAO at 23 your life hasn't even fucking started yet
>>222917337How violent?
>>222917373Fuck off man I liked that bitch I flew all the way to Taiwan for her and she won't do the same for me and fly to the us
>>222917337>>222917356Imagine living in the most high-energy country on Earth with daily ebin habbenings and thinking like this.
Oi, I just realized Janny nuked all the Egyptians spam post in the Previous so now it's at like 266 posts meanwhile we have a full fledged NEW on our hands. Assemble the council, we need to solve this crisis and figure out what to do
>>222917430>Fuck off man I liked that bitch I flew all the way to Taiwan for her and she won't do the same for meLol FK on a proxy
>>222917346You’re literally a kid relax. Stop jerking off and using drugs it’s not good for you. The boomers are right just talk to women it’s not hard
>>222917468>Hey I am a loser who works landscaping >Yeah my job is to smoke weed and drive heavy ass equipment
>>222917433Despite what it may look like to outsiders, ebin habbenins are rare for the average jackoff and the overwhelming majority of people have never been involved in one. America is fucking huge, crazy shit happens thousands of not tens of thousands of miles apart
>be me>be not happy
>>222917325social engineering, when done right, easily mogs all other ways to perform crime. that's why all white collar fraud crimes are like, 20 to 50 years. because social engineering is the only type of crime that actually pays off in the long run.
>>222917493Not exactly what I was getting at...
>>222917433how does this affect me personally
>>222917492Look dude you got your heart broken. It happens to almost every guy. It’s a right of passage. The sooner you move on the better. And weed and masturbation are only forms of self harm
>>222917536Oh you meant ... well now I feel silly
>>222917554Sadly I am 5ft8 and my dick is only 7 inches
>>222917433imagine being canadian
>>222917325>be nog>nog brain thinks of pretty good crime actually>get almost 120,000 pounds>do the smart thing and successfulluly flee to africa immediately>take an uber to the airport with your real name, kinda dumb but you are already in Africa so whatever>return to the UK for some reason and get arrested
>>222917346>23>job>gf>i give up on lifeat that age i fumbled every girl, was getting bullied at university level by 17yos, didn't even have my 1st job yet.
>>222917588It's just suffering, endless suffering. Americans wouldn't last a day living here.
>>222916254That's not a "California accent" https://youtu.be/b4MDefppcVA?si=dyjxOhwv95BzgYnC
I used to be a heavy drinker and I always preferred Canadian Whiskey to any other
>>222917632>was getting bullied at university level by 17yosholy shit kys
>>222917642now you know how i feel commie
>>222917632When I was 17 I thought it was a good idea to dump a gallon of gasoline on airspray cans and chairs that was a fun conversation with the police
Americans are the only people who actually drink Canadian Whiskey besides Canadians, over 75% of our Whiskey goes to the US.
>>222917726her slack jaw is annoying me
>>222917726wow. imagine killing her with a softball bat
>>222916837She pushes him away from the group and he hits her
>>222917736>wakes up>goes to work at a menial job>this unironically pays more than a mid-level Canadian job because of the currency exchange and less taxesYou cannot even begin to understand suffering as an American
>>222917702Meant to reply >>222917760
What is /cum/'s opinion on the will-o-the-wisp
>>222917751This you?
>>222917864>scientists still can't fully explain this after millenniaHow lazy are these nerds?
>>222917845Y'all niggas make good shit
>>222917783>>222917761The fucks wrong with you
>>222917979She has that annoying zoomette look
>>222918004She's not a zoomer, she's italian
>>222917807commie
What's the deal with the eye drawings
>>222918002Looks like she smells bad and her makeup is ugly. Into the trash it goes
>>222918032Haha yeah commies, that's it...
>>222917979she has the physiogamy of a long line of zoomettes who were killed by baseball bats or the historical equivalent thereof. one of her ancestors was probably getting clubbed by a german barbarian raider on the reg
>>222918074I get ityou're a communist
>>222918061>Looks like she smells badNo she doesn't >her makeup is uglyshes just joking around>Into the trash it goesHow will she EVER recover from your heartless repudiation? I mean honestly, how is this poor girl supposed to live in with her life? Tell me.
Summa you niggas shouldn't be free to just walk around in society.
I hate working out in the heat
>Oh shit it's that zip, Sanna
>>222918132Asylums, jails, or some sort of penal colony? Which would be best for our anons?
I started Supergattoposting on /ita/ like 6 years ago
>>222918170>>222918061Asylum>>222918078Jail>>222917783Penal colony
>>222918217KEK
Shutty uppy
Absolutely bonkers how Leah Remini went from a dime piece to a bogged uggo
Things are more like they are right now than they ever have been
She always was kind of a schifuzza, though wasn't she? I always thought soThen I heard her interacting with Joe Rogan, another east coaster, about Scientology, and she was SUCH a fucking schifuzzaz you can just hear it in how she talks and the trashy shit she was saying to Joe
Egypt up 2-0 against Argentina. Argentina going home
>>222918335Nobody gives a shit dude
>>222918335???a little context would help
And this is her today
just crunched the numbers and realized I've been having 700-900mg of caffeine 6 out of 7 days a week for the better part of 3 monthsmight be time to cut back
>>222918409If it ain't broke...
>Dota 2 game coordinator is being updated
>>222918284
>>222918439LMFAOOOO
>>222916837>>222917790That's what he's getting bollocked for, but to him someone just ran at him so he lashed out. Female police officers are shit.
>>222918430normally I would agree but I also had a few years from like 18-23~ where I was getting like 1g a day as wellpretty sure my adrenal gland has already been assaulted, plus I take adderall now so I'm sure my heart is none too pleased
>>222918439Nigga shut yo jeet ass up
Americans casually killed 5 million vietnamese just to give us the most kino war and aesthetics to date
>>222918540and we did it all because of french colonialism
>>222918540Ars gratia artis, Giusè
im shleepy
Racism is currently losing on live TV
>>222918636Blueberries
>>222918540some folks were born.
>>222918680
>>222918634My name is Singh Mohammad
fork my chungus forking life for real
do they think we are secretly huge soccer fans and we actually built all those monumental stadiums theyve been oogling at for soccer
My current mental and emotional state is: NOT GOOD
Snoozepilled and framelocked
I don't know why I still get out of bed
>>222918867They just have to cope any way they can, ignore them
>>222918913>>222918937>>222918955bots
>>222918967technically I'm a cybernetic organism
>>222918967Could a bot say Zbigniew? What about bomboclaat? Could a bot poop out of his dick? Fuck you.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
/int/ doesn't have enough traffic to have bot, the board is defacto dead
>>222919075Messi is a true italian-american, unlike Distefano
who the F*CK is messihow is this /cum/ related
>botsLil bro be playn rn fr deadass
>>222919131I will migrate to the USA thus Im a future citizen thus Im allowed to post here
>>222916627A high school wrestler could have done better
>>222917118God forbid that nation ever has to fight off a proper invasion, fuck
>>222919139Messi is my husbando
>>222918649GET FUCKED RACISM ALWAYS WINS IN THE END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nJ1s8xyJ5A
>>222919177sei una donna o uomo?
>>222919177post hand with timestamp for pre-inspection.
>>222919324Fuck you doin? Italian is my schtick
>>222919367taci, dishitfano
>>222919367You should have asked him in Italian, poser
>>222919324Omm>>222919325Im black
How to fit in at work
>>222919387
>>222919403vafanfuori, siamo pieno
They should bring back 'cry closets'
>getting back to ebay selling after a year>several provinces now have a 15% sales taxMental. Sales tax should not be over 10%.
>>222919511>Mental. Sales tax should not be over 10%.Are you an economist?
It's too hot to do anything today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbBnJrVynqI
>>222919528You don't have to be one to identify circle levels of greed
>>222919654it's been rainy for three days and now the temp has cooled down to 70.
>>222919683Addo staje? Here in California it's fucking brutal
>>222919682>mfw a s*uthern californian thought 91 degrees was hot near me
Going to have chicken keema matar with saag paneer, basmati rice and roti bread today
>>222919737SAAAARRRRR
>>222919732Read the heat advisory, it's gonna be 105
>>222919682
>>222919765Simmo frat, were brothers in heat
I'm a street entrepreneur, condo connoisseur
>>222919834Wait that didn't come out right... We're brothers of extreme temperatures
>>222919838I'm gonna introduce you to this table leg reeeeal soon
>>222919834>>22291984790F/32C isnt extreme
>>222919876see the humidity
why is it so hot? i thought we proved climate change was fake
>>222919891Why do you make me repeat things? Here we had 38C and 80% humidity one week ago
>>222919876Stajezitt, it's not even September yet, August and September it gets to 115 out here
>>222919875Fur and suede is my preferred decor
>>222919921#fakenews
>>222919920havent you heard? climate change doesnt matter anymore, gotta build those data centers
>>222919920>Climate changeNice vague meaningless term. The climate always changes, earth is a dynamic place. We just had a fuckin ice age a few millenia ago, was that caused by the wooly mammoths and their SUV carbon emissions?
>>222919969You just made this post a few days ago
>>222919993Not exactly but similar. Because it's true. How many times have these boring cocksuckers made "I thought climate change was fake" posts
>>222919935Then why are you calling 90F extreme?
can't stop thinking about my grandfather's giant cock
>>222920043Because it's 75 degrees here year round till the summer then it starts shooting up to the triple digits
>>222918335Lol, allah sent those moslems back home
>>222920060
May God's will be done
>>222920060t. the writer of a knight of the seven kingdoms
>>222920112There is no God and nobody's coming to save you
I saved this post from earlier into my funny posts folder
Here's another one I saved. You have to know a bit of French to get it
>>222920136What makes you so sure of that
>They are still making The Rangz of Powah Who is even watching this show?
>>222920202Because the whole concept is ridiculous. I don't doubt there's a Prime Mover of some sort, but a man in the sky with a beard from ancient Jewish fairy tales? Not bloody likely.
>>222920219Soy boys
>>222919670For me?https://youtu.be/jjRjHllphU0
Here's another
>>222920219Bezos
>>222920247>but a man in the sky with a beard from ancient Jewish fairy tales?That's more like a symbol than a literal representation Your perspective of religion is an infantile strawman not worth taking seriously https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_charityYou owe it to yourself, not to me, to figure out the truth.
>>222920255this is more nu-wave then prog rock, THOUGHEVER
>>222920320Whatever, elseBelieve what you want, no skin off my nose
>>222920247So true, science is better than sky daddy. Rock on my athiest brother, a trilby tip is heading your way good sir!
Well I do say the president is madder than a wet hen, maybe we could venture on over to Africa to find some new players
>>222920247Why did you explain this in the most reddit way possible?
I am not medicated for adhd
>>222920354Go telepathically beg your invisible sky daddy for some more favors instead of sitting here talking to me
>>222920386Um did you not read my post good sir? Please wipe your monocle off and reread the post, you and I are men of science!
>>222920370That's not the most reddit way possible I didn't even mention the flying spaghetti monster
> a man in the sky with a beard from ancient Jewish fairy tales? Not bloody likely.> I didn't even mention the flying spaghetti monster
>>222920461He's right
Say what you will about Christianity, but you got to admit all those medieval and Renaissance churches in Europe are badass
Have you ever been to the redwood forests in California? Theyre amazing
>>222920507Christianity = goodIslam & Judaism = evilSimple as
>>222920345Hopefully you at least won't repeat the nonsense you've told meOtherwise you're just an NPC incapable of processing new information
Those forests are ancient and many of those trees are tens of thousands of years old
>>222920601of course. 530 master race reporting in
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
>>222920507evangelicals will see this and call it idolatry
>>222920614What I said was true. You're just an NPC unable to absorb new information
>>222920320>christfag LARPing on a site full of pedos, shitting dick nipples, like 15 porn boards, and nothing but hateyawnget a better gimmick
>>222920601West coast is indeed the best coast. This time, it's for god tier forests. But as a Washingtonian, I'm not impressed; we have some cali-quality forests up here too.
>Coast redwoods can live to be over 2,000 years old, with an average lifespan of 500 to 700 years. Because ancestors of these ancient titans date back over 240 million years ago to the age of the dinosaurs, exploring these California State Parks is truly like walking among living fossils.
i don't think people larp as christians on the 4chan, they larp as theologians
>>222920683>because ancestors of these ancient titans date back over 240 million years agoThis applies to literally ever living species albeit
west coast forests having nothing on maine
>w-w-west coast forests h-having nothing on muh-ma-BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>222920726The fuck? Maine don't even got no forests like that. Do they mog us when it comes to lighthouses? Sure. But forests? The fuck outta here
>Do they mog us when it comes to lighthouses? Su-NOT SO FAST
I used to live in Washington. Their forests are legend
>>222920781Yeah that was a weird choice
Michigan ackchually has the most lighthouses, despite not even being on the ocean. :nerd emoji:
Might get some emulators and retro game, kinda sick of new games
>>222920665The sick need a doctor, not the healthy
>>222920781apologise
Want to m-word but my penis tip is getting kinda sore and choppy
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>222920815ever see a sasquatch?
>>222920893based and retropilled
>>222920919sir that is not a forest, that is a moose. but we've all made that mistake before
>>222920942IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT
>>222920919Um, ACKSHULLY those are WOODS not FORESTS.
Think I'm sick.The Serbian girl working at my hostel in Belgrade wouldn't stop coughing with her mouth openFUCK
I'm out of touch
>>222920998I saw a moose irl
>>222920945No but one time on a trail I ran into an Erskamine. That's a Mexican Eskimo.
i might go to acadia national park and fight a moose
If I had a bad bitch I would fuck her
>>222921038FACKS SAKE, HE'S GONNA RIGHT OUT MY CAHR
>>222921064Twelve large on the moose
>>222921008i see she's learned no lessons from covid
>>222921038they seem alright, but moose are probably one of the scariest creatures to run into in the wild. they will fuck you up for nothing. we have a billion guides out there for surviving all types of bear attacks, there are zero guides for moose attacks because nobody has ever survived a moose attack. fucked up, reallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZcdwYIzgQ
I don't really go outside like that anymore. There are lively national parks like a 20 minute drive from me but I can be fucked to get up
Unc crashed out at the costco shake my head
>>222920870>nerd emojique normie sos
>>222921064>AcadiaThat's there the Cajuns are from. Fun fact: the word Cajun is just a mispronounciation of Acadia like injun is of IndianPeople used to ask them "where are you from? 'And they would say " I'm acajun"
can you shut up please
>>222921164me decis a mi?
>>222921174Shut the fuck up spic
>>222921164przepraszam nie mówię po angielsku
>>222921164No
>>222921216hollywood wants me to believe this is the brown grace kelly
I can bench press a truck
>LA on earthquake alert as San Andreas Fault hits highest stress level in historyis we getting GTA San Andreas before GTA 6
>>222921274b-but I live in the red zone
>>222921274I lived in Northridge during the quake of 93 that caused like 976 trillion dollars of damage. It was a fais do-do, lemme tell ya
>A fais do-do (pronounced "fay dough-dough") is a traditional Cajun country dance party. Rooted in French-Louisiana history, the name translates to "make sleep
>>222921274>SF highest risk>LA lowest riskYou win some you lose some
>>222917285Thanks man but I'm getting high as fuck and listening to Spacemen 3 now
>>222921245>slow arm movement I could take you in a scrap. Easy.
>>222918101>living "her life" is this what jews believe prostitutes are doing?living "their" lives?
Jason should become religious so he can stop being trans
>>222921354It's used to indicate it was a real hootenanny
>>222921465He became daoist recently
>>222921480He probably thinks lopping his dick off is incorporating his yang or some shit
>>222910467
What are these Discord weirdos doing? That person isn't here, hasn't posted here and these weirdos are still bringing it up. Like keep it on your Discord, nobody cares and you sound like a fucking loser weirdo
>>222921488Yang is the masculine aspect, easy to remember because it sounds just like wang
>>222918157is diss real or a.i
