Kurd EditionPrevious:>>222910467
kurds? more like turds.
it was supposed to come home...
>>222922066We were so happy once, full of hope for what could be...
Just gushed enough diarrhea to overflow a bathtub.
One time I had an argument with my dad and he said if I went to prison I would get raped
Coppertone? More like...... stinky..... lotion...
>>222922091they let her down...
>>222922198I'll do it again
>According to the Pew Research Center 56% of U.S. women aged 18 to 29 have at least one tattoo.https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/08/15/32-of-americans-have-a-tattoo-including-22-who-have-more-than-one/
is this how you optimize for Chad sons?
>>222922270grim
>>222922270Fuck my ass
Millennials somehow made cursing and getting tattoos uncool
>>222922274>I can't tell she's mid without AI
>>222922198>>222922266This is 1000x worse than the holocaust
>>222922337Most people still think they're cool though.
>>222922337Zoomers can't even talk to women lol
>>222922337>uncool>zoomers still do both
>>222922337Pretty much. Aint no fat bitch with swallows ever traveled 15,000 nautical miles just to toss out trash and then do it all over again
This Rameau recital is very good. She's got a disciplined mirth in her playing. Thanks for the recommendation pianoanon. Also look at that bus or train she's on. Why can't we have pretty things like that?
Tattoos are uncool unless they are cool tribal tattoos like the ones found on the Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP Tribal Edition
>>222922337>>222922332Reading “The Subtle Art of FUCKING MY ASS” on the NY Subway
>>222922451Because we MUST import browns. I'm glad you liked it. You still stoned?
>>222922466holy boomer
Not having a tattoo is a status symbol
>>222922357
???? hours no sleepthis pic is tripping me out kek>>222922390
>>222922091>>222922198didn't we win that? i don't follow women's sports
>>222922572I think he's cute
>>222922504I'm still enjoying it. Yes of course I will be for the rest of the day. Too hot to go outside so it's a relaxing day for new (to me) music and some favourites. I suppose I'll blog post a bit more as the day turns to night.
>>222922554Bleak
they made Helen of Troy an ugly negro bitch??? wtf? wow
>>222922066not funny edition
>>222922609Same energy
A lot of people talk about the male porn actresses in the early american porn scene of the 70s, but they never talk about the jewish females as to imply they only fucked shiksas when it's far from the truth
>>222922729*male porn actorsWhat a brain fart
>>222922677Travis Scott will also be rapping to the argonauts in the film, no, I am not joking
It's been more than 1yr and I still can't get used to having to clean the litter box. It's so fucking disgusting, it's the most repulsive part of my week every week I dread it immensely. I never understood just how much of a hygiene nightmare getting a cat would be, everyone told me how neat and clean they are so I had misconceptions.The sheer amount of bodily fluids I have to clean on a semi regular basis. Times he pees or poops outside the box because I didn't clean it fast enough. The many times tons of flies and gnats and bugs get in and swarm the litter box. The fact that they immediately start jumping all over every surface in the house right after being in the litter box, tracking tons of little litter box pebbles everywhere.He shit on my bed this morning. Also he got outside recently and now has fleas which I need to deal with so now there's fleas everywhere. Fuck. It's a nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare. I love my cat to absolute death but I would never ever ever ever get another one as long as I live.
BILLY!
/cum/ is a Malik Sanchez general
>>222922572>>222922609>>222922728Number 1 male sex symbol in China now btw
>>222922756That's disgusting
>>222922753wow sounds like an insta pass
Party Rock is in the Hearse tonight, everybody just have a grave time.
>>222922729There was some jewish woman director in the 80s & 90s, if I remember properly, who directed her biological son, a male porn actor, in her films a few times. Such vibrant Jewish culture!
>>222922756>everyone told me how neat and clean they are so I had misconceptions.You actually believed them? LOL
>>222922756buy the fucking auto cleaning litter box that scoops the poop into an airtight container when the cats done if you hate it that much.
>>222922812LAUREN BENNETT IN THE GROUND TONIGHT
>>222922830Too poor>>222922793It's a never-ending nightmare >>222922824I fell for the meme
>>222922812she's kinda cute, rip in pepperonis
https://youtu.be/lOrpfVrXCU4
>>222922848Serves you right for having zero critical thinking skills.
>>222922848>Too poordamn son, go finance it with klarna or something like that.
Just got out the shower.
fuck i had a good post but i forgot it FUCK
>>222922878Yeah... he got outside and was gone for 3 days. On the one hand I missed him and was freaking out worried sick that he'd get hit by a car or eaten by coyotes or something. On the other hand, I felt so much relief at not having to deal with the endless poop machine. It's complicated feeling. He's extremely skittish too and I am the only living being he is bonded with so there's no way I'd ever be able to rehome him or anything like that. I'm in it for the long haul. Maybe eventually I will make enough money for one of those autocleaners.>>222922890Shit, maybe I should.
>>222922787He's handsome I don't know why people pick on him
>>222923039no hate but he’s bizarre looking, no eyebrows and bonobo lips
>>222923039He's goofy handsome, which is fine. but people rag on him mostly out of jealousy
>>222923039He looks like they thawed him out of a glacier
And who can forget the cat hair. Cat hair everywhere. Every surface. Every article of clothing. I had a black sweater but now it's basically white from all the cat hair. Getting a lint roller is like using a plastic spoon to dig a 6ft hole. A vacuum isn't much better. I don't think cats were meant to be indoor pets. Dogs either for what it's worth. I now think people with pets are disgusting. I am now disgusting.
>>222923012*farts in your face*
Cut the grass before dadberg came home I wanted to make him proud
>>222922756Litter all over the floor all over the residence is one of my least favourite parts of visiting a cat owner’s home. Getting stuck to my feet and shit
>>222923012wait, is that true? lmao
nobody ever talks about bob dylan heeming his wife
>>222923152yeah actually. I'm amazed they released the video, she's on the floor on all fours with her ass out
>>222923090I just clean up after my dogs. It's not that hard. They don't shit inside which is a bonus.
WTF
>>222923154People also forget that Sean Penn shoryukened Madonna back when they were together.
Da school system failed me
>>222923236Kek
New 2lazy2try
I've had multiple abortions.
napped for 45 mins again
>wow, I finally have more money in my bank account, I guess working all those extra hours finally got me in the green>landlordberg texts me saying he never recieved the rent check
Armani underwear really smash your balls
Slept for two hours award.
>>222923341This is hell isn't it?
Dilbert was never funny
>>222923437You're not funny.
>>222923446I know
Just heard someone out the window speaking Russian
>>222923236I wonder how outdated the social commentary in GTA VI is going to be. 5 years? 10 years?
>>222923491Imagine if there were some major world-changing event again in the next month or so, and then they had to delay it another 5 years to fix it LOL
im funny
>>222923437calvin and hobbes were funny
>>222923437How about Dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzD1EuIX5Qs
Everyone who posts here is unfunny
you're all shit and so am i
Cow tools
>>>/r9k/85018039update on everyone's favorite little lolcow
>>222922756>weekly cleaningdo it daily you negligent freak>yeah I use the same bag to pick up my dog’s poop for a week then change itthis is equivalent to you
>>222923341I hate it when it's like shitty stuff that shouldn't've even happened.I figured I'd try some online math class until the 1st test to see what it was like, but the test was after the refund date. Fucking dumbfuck schools don't even tell you what you're registering for as far as what the course would be like.
>>222923651Jason just post here instead of linking to other boards
Auto-cleaning litterboxes are a scam and will kill your cat if they are inside when it turns on.
>>222923685no they're not
Anytime I say something bad about women my brother comes to their defense or makes qualifying statements.Me: Dumb whores are boring. Once you meet one you've pretty much met them all. They're all vapid.>Well not all of them! Some are interesting cool people. Me: All women are prostitutes, all of them sell their bodies in one way or another.>No there's good women out there who are feminine and loyalI'm beginning to suspect he has some amount of simp beliefs...
>>222923730It's more like he's a normal person and you are a delusional incel
>>222923655Are you fucking retarded? Do you know how expensive it would be to clean a litter box every fucking day? Clean, not scoop. Clean. I doubt anyone does it every day, that's just retarded and wasteful.
>>>/r9k/85018535He’s not coming back
>>222923708Pretty sure they are.
>>222923760he's a fucking idiot, I almost feel bad for him
>>222923753You are going to have to accept some responsibility here if your initial post was truthful.
>>222923491Rockstar is staffed mostly by middle aged white women. The guys who made GTA 5 and even Red Dead are all long gone. It’s going to be shit
>>222923730How I imagine you and your brother fighting https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdyXKJ8NcNI&pp=ygUeQWxsIHdvbWVuIGFyZSBxdWVlbnMgc3RhciB3YXJz
>>222923744Normal people are retarded simps
>>222923822I accept full accountability. Checkmate.
If only we were less transphobic we wouldn’t have lost Jason
I'm at the library right now and this autistic young adult just came and and started reciting the plot of Helldivers 2 to the overweight librarian this is fucking great
>>222923957Not worth it
>>222923760I'm his replacement
>>222923962video it for updoots on /r/cum
>>222923962For a time I did my work at a library and there was a big tall fat black retard who liked to go there and color in pictures of Young Link and show the librarians. I wonder if he knows about the remake.
Just had two hot dogs, fries, jalapeno poppers and coke. I feel like a fat fuck
>>222924017you're too poor sorry
We all live in a brown submarineA brown submarineA brown submarineSky of brown and sea of brownIn our brown submarine
Genuine question - What happens with people like Jason when they grow old? Like over 35 and parents cannot support them. I was a neet for a long time and thought I’d end up like this but I wageslaved into lower peasantry
>>222924027You’re gay too
based
>>222924073they don't seem particularly well off so I doubt he's getting an inheritance to squander, either.
>>222924073he'll probably live on inheritance and then finally move to a senior home
>>222923685>shits in a box>climbs on your countertops
>>222924073He’ll wageslave or kill himself like god intended
gayson has 2 sisters, so once his parents die, one of his sisters will take him in and he'll be the weird crossdressing uncle who lives in the attic and only comes out at night
>>222924239kek what an excellent post
i'm officially a chud unc, my friend didn't stand for the national anthem at the goyball game we went to and it made me legitimately mad
>>222922337Neither of those were cool, and you thinking they ever were says more about you than millennials
Jason
Is it Jason or Samantha motherfuckers!
>>222923685Yeah I hear that. I'll keep it in mind if I get a catberg
i need mappies
I wish I was rich so I could help people
Her ass is too big, my penis wouldn't reach and that's really just the blackpill
>>222924445You don't need to be rich to help people, but it is easy to give away money and hard to give away time
>>222924469Exactly
I wouldn't want her too be my gf, she's TOO sexy you know what I mean, but goddamn if I wouldn't like to have sex with her
>>222924462You have to lay her on her back >>222924482I often wonder what I would do if a nigger (or anyone) started hitting on my gf in front of me The only winning strat is for her to get away from him herself or to shoot his nigger ass
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is this the perfect butt
>>222924608perfect is subjective THOEVER
>>222924608The perfect ass is the one that warms my balls when we spoon...
my new goal is to start making money online before the year ends
Canadian boy butt smells like a stack of warm pancakes covered in salty butter and drenched in pure dark maple syrup with sliced berries on the side and a slight dusting of powdered sugar.
i think i have cancer
>>222924737Why do you say that?
>>222924746my intestines are smarting
>>222924764So what that happens to me all the time and I'm fine
>>222924792who’s to say you don’t have cancer
>>222924764I had that happen a few times in my life. Sometimes your body just hurts. Unless it’s consistent over a while I wouldn’t worry about it
>>222924803Just did some mushrooms and meditated and my overall status is pretty good besides for the fucked knees and bad heart
Fuck racism.Fuck fascism.Fuck transphobia.Fuck AI.
>>222924874I think fuck transphobia should be first and last in your list as it is humanities largest existential threat currently.
city road crew have stolen my sidewalk. now i cannot drive in to my driveway to get to my garage.day 1i am expecting three weeks
I’m not gay but I straighten my hair everyday
>>222924909You are a cute poster
>>222924909cagie BTFO
i have a chilling ominous feeling that tomorrow is going to be another typical humiliating sad day in my chudcel freak life
fink dubstep and idm is most sovl electronic musicmost vapid poser music is shidd like hardgroove
>>222925066Fink you should fuck my ass
so like i want my blonde hair back but not like too blonde yknow i like a little ash color but i tried Garnier Nutrisse 7.0 Natural Blonde and it literally didn’t do anything so in a week I’m considering either going to 9 without bleach or bleach and do 9.1 can any of you girls or many gays help me with this idk im str8 btw
Tomorrow is gaming and sweets day
>>222925073fink you need hair transplant first
>>222924909THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF?
>>222925131how are you not deceived? that usually always works for me
>>222923152They had to drop the narrative almost as fast as they made it up lol
>>222925073Every Nordic individual I've known has gone bald
>>222925156wt you talking bout
The muse concert was f*cking badass
>>222925205im 27 so um no
I hate live music
>>222925271fell aff after black hole revelations imo
Is it really like this?
best gig i went to was obscure japanese noise rock band that opened for the horrors. exyremely loud. no idea what they were called never lissened to dem since
A cure for hair loss has been found
Fr
this girl brother you have no idea, shes legit the sexiest bitch i've ever seen, you have no idea what i'm talking about, she gets approached by random men hourly
This soyccer game is boresville
>>222925348She would let me hit it
>>222925338>weare worthless pieces of shit
Lol
I'm on vacation and I'm still posting here. The family wants to go out to eat but I wanna sit in the room and catch up on gaming.
>>222925366i'm 100% sure her mom stopped talking with the personal trainer she was fucking with because he tried to fuck the daughter too, it was inevitable
>>222925386real gaymer moment
>>222925366i feel like she would let me hit it if i wasn't deathly afraid of women, to be honest i dont know whats her deal is, i dont see her with the ultra gigachad that approached her anyone, i dont see her with anyone despite being approached non stop, something must be up with her
fruit saladyummy yummyfruit saladyummy yummy
electric skateboardberg's battery died while i was riding it home from work
>>222925415Kids in my neighborhood be riding those things all the time. Same with e-bikes and electric scooters
>>222925407do you live in favela?
the movie is donenow they're working with streaming services like netflix, tubi, and othersI don't know if this is the movie poster or not, they had another one
SpongeBobs voice actor is gay
>>222925415Same thing happened to my tessieWhen the battery voltage got too low it caught fire and my dog got trapped inside
>>222925386what game would you play?
>be evil>get everything you ever want>be worth more money than anyone could ever realistically spend>die in bed surrounded by loved ones while your staff prepares one last ratfuck so you can go out with a bang He won so hard, you have to be on a next level cope to think this isn't the happiest man to of ever ruled this country
i’m ugly, i’m alone, and i have no future
>>222925503who is dat
>>222925447he literally has a wife and kids
>>222925470Perfect Dark
>>222925454F doggo
Why are you not listening to The Weekend right now?
Annoying when comic books have too many speech bubbles
>>222925555it’s tuesday. that don’t make no sense
>>222925534looks like rubbish
>>222925555me?lissenin to a dirtydms dj setlove her
>>222925518Senator who got the US to its current fucked up state who is currently hospitalized with more tubes coming out of him than the god emperor so they can prolong his death long enough to prevent a replacement from taking over before elections, the grubbiest bottom feeder to ever live and he got away with it all
>>222925555>>222925563>>222925582Me I'm listening to Slayer.
>>222925503god damn draft dodging boomer elites
>>222925073
>>222925597only lissened to the rain in blud albumbreddy gudvery accessible easy to lissen to record despite being a bit mental
literally no reason for normies to have pcs with more than 1gb ram
>>222925503*Have, not of. Typical American-level of literacy on display here, everybody.
>>222925507I miss tyrese so much
jim morrison's father irchestrated gulf of tomkinthe doors were a cia psyop
bro is trolling with that kick, the fuck was that
I just hired a team in new york to create a realistic gritty 3D rendering of brooklyn. Idk what else to do with all this money 2bh
https://youtu.be/zM0O1Pqjvuw
brasilian poster reaching eypt bot levels of obscurity
>>222925669buy me a pizza
>>222925669can i hold a couple bands. it’s my birthday
>>222925634Have you read picrel?
>>222925633because you're a dumb niggerlover
Super sleepy like I’m barely hanging on here man I’m fading out here man
>>222925725my onitis is white and blonde, thoever
>>222923491Gta V became outdated really quick
>>222925597I thought this said Slayyyter :/
>>222925781why are they ugly and sw*dish looking
>>222925781I know its blacked but somehow they made 3 bimbos look so fucking hot in it. I still go back and goon to it every now and then
>>222925627to of is well recognized southern slang thoughbeit, no one cares what the british do
>>222925634and the sex pistols were invented to sell tshirts
I saw a black girl at the McDonald's. She had natural hair, a perky ass, and some nice looking boobies
>>222925806yeah weird huh
I used to fantasize about having an Iron Man suit of armour and time travelling to the distant past to observe history.
I used to fantasize about being a woman.
>>222925819why didn't you talk to her
>>222925846This is literally what the iron man song by black sabbath is about, unoriginal faggot!
>>222925860we know, jason
i used to fantasize about having a gf
Now I don't have to fantasize :3
>>222925865She was Haitian
>>222925872I have one, do you want her, because I wish I didn't?
canadian twinks be like: "bud stop doin' that you're making my butt feel all weird >.< knock it off~"
>>222925867You have never had or expressed any thoughts on par with what I just shared.
>>222925905i dont know, why you're asking me, i dont know
>>222925913You're right thoughts on par with yours would require a level of retardation I'm just not capable of
>>222925909This is what that one canadian anime twink wishes he looked like instead of being a jeet
>I don’t know
>>222925926dude, you will get one some day, when the time is right, it will happenyou need to be a little more social with people
i’m depressed or something i haven’t eaten since yesterday morning and i still have no appetite. i don’t even feel like gooning
Just won an argument.
>>222925959>>I don’t knowone of the best songs ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfNvTVEALw
>pain from asshole to lower right abdomen yesterday>google it>no good results>call my mother because I'm a faggot>she tells me it's probably gas and take some gas x and drink less>take gas x>feel better a few hours later>go to sleep>wake up>rip ass so hard that my asshole stretches like a rubber band then snaps back and hurts>same pain starts again a few hours later
>>222925980*pokes you in the chest then flicks your nose when you look down*cheer up buddy
>>222925980just smoke some weed and shut up about it already
>>222925140ALL OF ITTHEY MADE A MOAT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND I AM TRAPPED
dude that's AI lol, can't you tell?holy unc can't tell it's AI lmaoo
>>222926011dr chudberg hereyou have deadly fart disease, there is no cure
Have you accepted the mistakes from your past, learned from them and moved on?
>>222926082my conception was a mistake. i don’t know why my dumb ass parents mingled their rotten genes
>>222926062I have posted many pics here that I have taken myself and tards here thought they were AI
>>222926082No I just ruminate over them constantly
>>222926082yes, no, I still think about them
>>222926082i usually make the right decisions. i am careful and i am kind and it carries me through life because i don't make large fuckups and other people help and support me
you should ruminate some BITCHES, nigga
Can an incel chud transform himself into a high tier functioning normie
business idea: change the lyrics in godsmack - i stand alone to i am a chud
Need more endorphins
So there's no soccerball tomorrow?
>>222926127an incel chud won't ever turn into a high tier functioning normie ever but he can find happiness and get laid and those two goals are what men really want in life
Monkey drinking coca cola
>>222926175thats why they are so healthy
>>222926175Mexican monkey
Egypt is fuming rn
So cool that the new YouTube mobile UI I have to click twice to open a channel instead of once like before very cool update
>>222926206Good. Fuck thirdies
jewtube removed the dislike button from shorts but if you replace the gibberish letters at the end of the url into a normal video the dislike button show again. I imagine the next step will be removing dislike buttons entirely
i was rooting for belgium because i'm 1/8th belgish or something
>>222926245communist
>>222926245Me to you >>222922266
in my mind I have laser beams that shoot from my eyes and I zap everyone who doesn't belong in this country
Can't stand how pop music is just porn now.
>>222926320>now
Meow
>>222926127Leaving 4chan would be a start.
lewd thoughts visit me unbidden like mosquitos after my vital male energy
Top 10 Moments Joe Rogan Got DESTROYED
rather upset about being an incel
>>222926413Being an incel is a choice for you because I have offered you sex multiple times
>>222926413nobody even says “take a shower” to incels anymore because they know it’s hopeless
>>222926404Joe jumped the shark when COVID hit. Same thing happened with Jordan Peterson.
>>222926443faggots are disgusting
>>222926404That Egyptian guy
>>222926450i would say 2024/25, he peaked as far as influence and appeal in covid times
>>222921854
>>222925503He's burning in hell right now
>>222925503I will become religious just so I can cope and feel better that he's burning in Hell for all eternity for his sins
We're in the fifth (5th) year of the 3 Day Russian SMO. When is it going to end? And when can I go get with Ukrainian women when the post-war men:women ratio is more in favor of men getting pussy?
>>222926780Ukrainian and Russian women*
