Yeti Scalp (1000% AUTHENTIC) edition
Heading to Bicester to see sexy rock chicks
I'm full Cornish R1b
Your younger brother has returned from studying abroad. He is well educated and loyal, but has no government experience.Your current Secretary of State is popular within the civil service and has resisted your attempts to replace him.Your intelligence chief presents three options:A. Respect the lawWait until the end of his term.Political stability +5Reform credibility +10Loyalty from family -5B. Force a resignationPressure him to step down using legal and political means.Cabinet loyalty +5Public trust -5Risk of protests.C. Fabricate evidenceArrest him on false corruption charges.Release AI-generated "evidence" of a sex scandal.Brother becomes Secretary of State immediately.Family loyalty +20Rule of law -30Press freedom -15Elite fear +20Chance of leaks, whistleblowers, court rulings, sanctions, or mass protests increases significantly.I need to play this game why doesn't it exist fuck.
Drinking um bongo in a very racist manner
£5m gift reported to UK crime agency over money laundering concerns
the count of dodgy crypto
Bit of a new one for me. Just nicked one of the gf's ADHD pills, ground it up with a pestle and mortar to get rid of the time release bollocks, snorted it and gooned to obscure porn for two and a half hours. Best not make a habit of it, but bloody hell.
happy world chocolate day to anypony who celebrates
>>222923562screa,
>>222923564it’s basically meth that they give them for this made up condition
the mount of monty dingo(it's a knotty novel)
If they were all like Frank Bruno I doubt anyone would be that bothered. But they’re not.
>>222923562haha
> Blind woman ‘livid’ after Wetherspoons pub asks for guide dog’s ID
>>222923569
wow okay so they really did rig it for argentina
>>222923564all that when you could have just had sex with your gf. very strange
>>222923564just get actual speed ffsyou cant imagine the sort of things they put in pharmaceuticals that are only meant to be digested not snorted
Emma Watson does very smelly farts. Sadly, none of them have found their way up my nostrils.
Getting Emmayank some arsemade treats for World Chocolate Day
>>222923606
Diego will see to you now
>>222923595blacks in america were generally well behaved and submissive until the 70’s at the earliest and they were brutalised
need a vr fitness game that doesnt involve the brainbeat saber tests the mentaljust want to switch off the brain and get exercisetoil going
what causes this
Is it bad if i've wanked off to being shrunk down to the size of Jerry and had to help him escape Tom?
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE Z.O.G. MACHINE
>>222923606https://www.tiktok.com/@jo_rose29THAT'S HER THAT'S THE TIKTOK MORE TIKTOK RUBBISH BEING PASSED OFF AS NEWS EVERY WEEK SHE UPLOADS BEING BOOTED OUT OF SOME PLACE OR OTHER FOR BEING A BLINDO NOT NEWS
>>222923644do beat saber on a treadmill
>>222923644Maybe get a treadmill and do walking simulators
>>222923653mental illness
>>222923617it was 75% rigging, 25% egypt choking in the last 10 minutes.
>>22292364490% of the brain is dedicated to movement
duncan Ferguson trying wayyyy too hard
They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin wogs gay
>>222923644what about ring fit adventure
>>222923658how does this make you feel
my life a gay wog
might have to put on the frasier, theres nothing left to do
>>222923712Wotanic
MY LIFE GAY PORN!
>>222923644just go to the pool and swim laps, or walk on a treadmill
>>222923668used to do running and thinking about just doing it againyou can just mentally switch off and follow the pavement
Oh the Argentina game was rigged was it?
>>222923617This is real btwhttps://x.com/FIFAcom/status/2074523844950315436
weird how you all watch football religiously but also insist it’s just rigged corrupt bullshit after every other matchso stop watching it then lol
>>222923747UNEXPECTED PETER IN POSTING AREA
All Wogs Go To Heaven
>>222923752square up then
>>222923752it's a faustian thing you wouldn't get it
>>222923742and the argentina v egypt ref was french
>>222923752doesn't work that way
Reading online that Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy, framed for the killing of Lincoln
>>222923762>>222923766>>222923773either you deliberately watch wwe-tier kayfabe every week or you’re full of shit about the riggingwhich is it
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
just sad to see this now poor guy has ruined his life
can't post that
>>222923787I do watch WWE every week
Timmy wonMarkymongs lost
Leftypol filming home movies with his niece and naming them things like The Little Spermaid
Ermmm.... ZESTY FODEN!!
>>222923789reading all this and having MANY thoughts about it that i'll post soon
had a persistent cough for about 2 weeks now
>>222923815
>>222923618Well I couldn't because she's visiting her preggo mate. Wank undisturbed for hours is a rare treat. >>222923619Oh yeah obvs have done, not a stimfapping novice. Tried coke and speed and meth and mcat and mcat is by far the best, but last time I had it the comedown was so bleak I binned most of a gram. Meth good, too good.
>>222923836Colombia GOT this
>>222923856good film
Where is chemistryposter?
>>222923842probably nothing to worry about
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>222923836>mexico lowest unemployment rateFair play they really are grafters it wasn’t just memes
Where's mousey?? :/
>>222923897>>222923836does being in a gang count
>>222923888tapping his phone screen
>>222923894just ssassinate the journo if you actually cared this muchfucking fake royalty soymutt
>>222923894Let it go Harry for pete's sake
>>222923902snuggled up in bed with his favourite teddy
>>222923894Quite possibly the biggest life fumble of all time
>>222923836spain neetmogs everyone
i don't know much about norway but every time i learn something about their country it's always based
lol every claimant told to fuck off
>>222923742at this point fifa is ragebaiting
>>222923894didn't this nigga and his mulatto wife quit the royal family? why is he still called the duke of sucksex?
this switzerland columbia match is fucking boring but not got anything else to do
Terrible timing for a mates birthday is this Saturday night. Gonna be pure fucking chaos in Brighton on heat wave late night big football day. The albanians are going to be working overtime to supply all the coke. Not going to enjoy battling my way through that lot.
>>222923928Baroness Lawrence. This FUCKING country, lads
>>222923949what the fuck
>>222923942ok no one really asked did they
>>222923942well you’ll be getting gaped
>>222923928>Max Mosleyisn't he dead
went to norway on one of them fjord cruises in may and it was a very cool country. I would say generally the people seemed better and kinder than the average council estate lad you might run into, but not sure if Norway have that sort of people. Anyway my bet for the weekends match is that all the horses will have a fun time.
>>222923942oh yeah been meaning to ask about that, make the most of it I say
>>222923870have stimwanks affected your ability to have normal sex at all?
>>222923942it's just july weather
>>222923973Seasoned expert at avoiding the gape (dress like an i
>>222923992...incel?
>>222923789Except the elites promote mainly trans rights, not black rights.
>>222923928>Liz Hurley>Hugh GrantRemember when they were together then Grant cheated on her with a coked-up black prostitute
>>222923992lad? LAD?!*sees you getting dragged off to the brighton gaping chamber*
Another bizarre response from the greek paedophile
>>222923894You're a wizard 'arry..
>>222923980not him but i have done about a dozen mcat wanks and i basically can't have sex without taking drugs
>>222923980I keep them very separated because they are extremely good and I have an addictive personality. So I basically only do one when the gf goes away for the night or weekend, get some drugs in and go wild on myself. She doesn't know I'm doing that obviously. In the last ten years of regularly shagging her I can't think of more than 5 times I lost my boner, and they were mostly drug and drink related. We do alright for ourselves, I would rather get a quick handie from her than jerk myself off
In Norway About 3,325 people were homeless ~6 per 10,000 people)In the UK the number is ~310,000+ people (~50 per 10,000 people)
>>222923928
they need trans players in the NEET leaguethe shrewsbury employed women v the sunderland spackers, now there's a match from heaven
I almost got raped once by a BLOKE
>>222924070the cold would kill you in norway
>>222924070Turns out you can't solve homelessness even with an infinite money cheat.
fucked up in the crib playing monster saga: evolution
>>222924070If we had freezing cold winters we'd get that number down in no time
>>222924070>In the UK the number is ~310,000+ peopledon't believe that for a second
>>222924056I stopped after two because it was TOO GOOD. same as when I smoked opium in Laos, I liked it too much I knew I couldn't buy any more.
he need the big dick sucking lips just a taste just once just to see that shit
>>222924083do you still speak to your uncle?
>>222924070there's a joke in cold countries.>we don't have any homeless people here because the winter kills them allheard this in canada and other places
i live such an empty life.
I am Albino. You wish to see me?
Almost ran over the local homeless bloke today, idiot suddenly stepped on the road without looking, don't trust him so had my eye on him the entire time ready to hit the brakes
>>222924110Yeah good joke that
sincerely hope we beat Norway to finally put the cringe Viking shite to bed
>>222924115second from top was unironically a kino phase of my life
>>222924110I don’t get it
Ref very biased against Switzerland in this game unfortunately.
>>222924110in truth all the homeless just migrate to the warmest parts of the countrythat's why there are so many of them around vancouver here
>>222924131they've played a ton of games against each other already cazzie
>>222924137did u read the god delusion by richard dawkins
>>222924115i wake up and sit at my desk on my toil laptop then close that at 4pm and sit at my desk on my own laptop then go to bed. on weekends I get the full day sat at my desk on my own laptop
What's a good song for karaoke?
>>222924147Not as biased as you are against reality, big fella
>>222924157you reminded me i should finish reading the subtle art of not giving a fuck. kino book that pisses off redditors.
I do understand the concept of news, but jesus fucking christ I wish that there wasn't something atrocious happening within the UK several times a week. Wish I could feel that lunatic patriotism and optimism that all the Americans have.
>>222924162'Easy' by the Commodores
>>222924082kek
>>222924131kek seems accurate
>>222924162like jennie by jennie
>>222923928Dame Deadson of Nelson Mandela House btfo
>>222924162Chopsuey by SOAD
>ref has a Hispanic nameSurely the ref should be from a country that has NOTHING in common with either playing countries? Like they shouldn't share a language or anything like that because it predisposes them to bias. The ref for this match should be Slavic or Asian or something to be fair
>>222924157the books are a bit off desu. i was reading schopenhauer and kierkegaard in that phase, and dawkins afterwards.
>>222924131Left is a prelude to facial reconstruction surgery
Too fucking hot, tried playing games and after an hour my smelly bedroom became a sauna
>>222924162Don't Rain on My Parade (the Bobby Darin version)
>>222924194>and dawkins afterwards.deary me
The UK should forcefully unite the two parts of Ireland. Just declare it Island and make it their problem. What are they going to do? Physically attach it to our landmass? I think not.
dont get why so many blokes call haaland ugly, nothing wrong with his face.
>>222924206>i only read books i agree with pseud
God paged me...
>>222924174>Chapters: Don't Try. Happiness is a problem. You are not special. The value of suffering. You are always choosing. You are wrong about everything (But so am I). Failure is the way forward. The importance of saying no. And then you die.[8]i'd recommend something a little less nihilistic
shit pig now
>>222924213Should bin Scotland too, sick of them
>>222924208
10,000. yoshiro hatano's orders.
>>222924189Asian refs aren't much good and a slavic one would be UEFA so can't have that
>>222924235alri richard keys
bloody 'ell my thread got deleted >>222917250
Alri. Haven't posted here in 3 months. Guess who x
we're all fae somewhere
>what do you mean you're taking me to fucking maccies?
>>222924252North Lanarkshire, Glasgow.
>>222924225It's weird how people see you read something like Marx and they're like filthy communist not understanding the concept of reading to educate yourself. It's clearly projection because they never leave their little bubble.
>>222924265cor imagine 'ing her
>>222924234https://archive.org/details/the-subtle-art-of-not-giving-a-fck/Its a funny book to read.
>>222924265she's a burger king bird for sure
>>222924269Ummm
>>222924218My mum calls him ugly all the time. Whenever she sees him on the tv she always shouts “ah I can’t look he’s so ugly” which is kinda sad because if he’s ugly what am I
>>222924265no i said i want to dunk my chip in your sweet and sour sauce
>>222924070spain is only 8.6 per 10,000 and its a poorer euro country reckon the uk is an anomaly, it is mental how many homeless there are in cities there
never had burger king
i like to sit with my feet together like praying but with the feet
>>222924218He is ugly really, but men can get away with a certain kind of ugliness
get the flags back on. now.
>>222924279yeh she'd love it there
>>222924265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0bjGs52Nko
>>222924271Marx should be read as a war manual. Once you read historical materialism, you realise you are either for workers or against them.
really liked this webms of moldova village goth girl
>>222924291Druggies innit
>>222924310yeah I like it too lad x
>>222924110they mostly sleep in shelters. in winter we have designated warming centres and they send out workers to give supplies and do wellness checks for those on the street. not that many actually die of hypothermia
>>222924307Are the flags dead? I'm a phone poster now
>>222924318Got the exact same boots as her
>>222924318she's got a lovely arse and tummy
>>222924332No and also you can get them on android
>>222924312she's got a lovely arse and tummy
>>222924317Oh right yeah going to war are you? Lol.
>>222924332They aren't for me. Sometimes theu do disappear, from time to time.
aff tae bed
Glaswegians are performative
Djokovic is about to lose to a BBC
>>222924361You'll do nothing.
i'm off to bed as well, cba with this slop and already lost two nights of sleep over footiesorry for not replying to your comment
should eat something but don't really feel like it
I like Disparu, he's quite funny
>>222924366Thanks for reminding me, forgot about thatMuch more interesting than this dogshit football match
Are you sure you want to quit /brit/? Any unsaved progress will be lost.
>>222923894KWAB>>222923937not really. he's still a duke, a prince and in the line of succession (though will never be king)he just doesn't do any of the things royals normally do and doesn't get any tax money
>>222924379Send a batman.
>>222924388is he watching football
Seethe incoming
new model of robot gfs for rorke has just been released for testing
>>222924388
>>222924115how get gf without internet?
Bestgore.com.
>>222924131If Tommy the Tit doesn't start big Dan Burn we are done
>>222923512rorke's foreskin
>>222924351Mad x
>>222924422Speed up
>>222924415yes and he can't tell which is the swiss team and which is colombia. he's a real comedian
>>222924457chortling
Give me a batman.
you ain't gettin no batman bro
>>222924472I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I am batman by AI my servant.
The Gaped Crusader
>have an interview at 10am>prepare with mumberg to arrange a lift at 9:40>9:40 comes"oh i forgot to tell you last night the car isn't working"uh well i could’ve fucking done with that info cunt
remember in 2006 when channel 4 made a mockumentary film about Bush getting assassinatedmental in hindsighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towVXua9M4A
Scrotham Shitty
>>222924420what is nolan doing there he shouldn't be bossing her around like that at the hotel
>>222924503Well met, Fares. How long do you plan to sojourn in our humble city?
>>222924420i feel like making robots human shaped is a tool to engrain into normies that "you are replaceable", no other reason besides that to do it.
>>222924265She looks like a 2 bob chav it should suit her
becoming judas in my mind
>>222924510maccies don't want you m8
Is Mousey still kicking?
>>222924510That's unacceptable, hang on I've got a good porn of what you should do to her
kylian mKWABé
>>222924510Seems like a made up story
Any Wurzels man in
cumberland sausage
i wish i could fuck that middleschool teacher that used to be awful to me.
>>222924541he streamed like 2 weeks ago
>>222924422watching those weirdo monkeys with the rubber noses make me uncomfortable
>>222924542:/
>>222924545yeah very contrived, very fartfelched
>>222924557yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7F6Jnrqa4c
>>222924545quite honestly not, it was for homebase also >>222924539
sir inter net
>>222924565That's good to hear
Having a go
>>222924566imagine sucking his nose...
>>222924510did you tell her it was for a job interview
>>222924366The BBC is weakminding
proboscyid monkeh
>>222924596no thank you, i'd rather not
if you have an interview at 10 you should not still be at home at 9:40
columbia vs switzerlandcharlie vs the chocolate factory haha
>>222924615no mate i just said i wanted to go to homebase at 10amme, an unemployed incel
Ruined my whole entire life
sir david jason
>>222924639what if the interview is at 10pm and you're still at home at 9:40am ok
drugs down the gullet hole
For me, it's the Famileighhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOfKZ10I5U
>>222924521incredibly mid """queen"""
>>222924636Free my nigga
>>222924657no
>>222924644scream
it may surprise you to learn that I've got my bum out
gary barlow
>>222924639Was thinking that too. Couldn’t be arsed arguing
>>222924644squeamin
>>222924666why not though
gay below
>>222924667Yukio Mishima on a madone
Cameraman just showed a fit black Swiss fan with big curly hairoof
>>222924644srimbo
djokovic is just so mentally strong
>>222924658was on the shrooms earlier but they're mostly worn off now
Djokovic!My goat
i am willing to die for ukraine
barry garlow
>>222924644shit roar
>>222924707Hurry up then
>>222924639if it's a 10 minute car ride?
grim that people pretend to enjoy tennis
>>222924701>>222924694annoyingly he's probably completely knackered himself out so he's going to get dommed by Sinner
>>222924490corr imagine her kicking you in the nads
>>222924644pee hooting
>>222924724yes if it's a 10 minute car rideyou should be there early
>>222924707go east, young man
>>222924725sorry we'll go back to talking about gay porn soon
Sucking my pointy dick
>0-0 should be illegal
>>222924070Homeless in this country is a very vague term, most of the "homeless" people in the statistics are not sleeping rough they're just in temporary accommodation
>>222924644mildly chuckling
>>222924757brsc
rorke wearing a full suit to his homebase interview because his mum said that's what you have to do
>>222924757I was not “screaming”
>>222924757fucking poo screaming
>>222924644actual fucking screaming
>>222924388They're just like canadians!
>>222924647is homebase like a job centre? were you able to reschedule?
>>222924776I went for an interview for a job at an athletics ground in shorts and a polo shirt and the interviewer said I looked like I was off to do a few laps of the track lol. still got it though waheeeyyyy
>men kicking the ballboring>men batting the ballboring>bradley walshHOLY SHIT THAT IS SO EPIC LOL
>>222924790ᵇʳˢᶜ
>>222924757
>>222924644LadBible would love this bro x
>>222924732yeah sinner seems to be much more rested going into the semi
>>222924644hope you didnt steal this off X
>>22292474310 minutes early then i take it, considering half an hour early makes you look like a freak, and being late might as well not show up
i'm sorry. i;'m so sorry
>>222924757psc
>>222924806sir astroturfed bantz
>>222924820>>222924820>>222924820
>>222924422>Mmm. Wots that? Oh goodness, Kane with the ball! We're off to a good start! Alllright Harry boy! Oh! Their defenders are nothing to be scoffed at!
got a big headache :(
>>222924706lovely
>>222924659One on the left is so obviously a mincer it's not even funnyDid you see the videos about them getting ripped off in Thailand?
>>22292481420 minutes early at least so that stupid shit like your mumberg not being ready doesn't affect your chances at getting a job
>>222924663she's pretty but her make up is always so monochrome and it makes it difficult to actually see her features. 90s naomi campbell is obviously more gorgeous but she's also done up in a way that helps focus your eye
sir barney rubble
