Turks edition
>turk in spainYou have to go back
the year is 2030 mass shooters record their killings on meta glasses and pull out their phone to do a rainbet product placement half way through
>>222931329>very poor behaviourFuck off you melt lmao who cares
ilginç edition
4 posts in 7 minutes we're on an absolute tearaway here I can barely keep up
>>222931321Would love to shag this woman or man
Quite literally forcing a poobc out my arse as I type this
Dead thread
long time, no siege
>>222931386Gororr matte your readding skills must be like TODDERL
how's it morning?
talking aloud to myself
https://www.reddit.com/r/Egypt/comments/1uq7t3t/Egyptians blaming the Jews for their loss yesterday
nth for the gyaldem
please post more of alysa liu dressed up like a policewoman
morning shaggers
>>222931467Too soon
>>222931321>>222931480Had seggs with them
>>222931467scr but the photo is very sloppy they should have done a better job you can see there's an image behind it
>>222931480Please tell me she has a penis
>>222931498*daps blud up*Alri
>Fitness Influencer Connor Murphy Drowns at 32 in Thailand LakeRemember this lad from youtube and all his videos were just "take my shirt off" he had 0 charisma and personality and dropped off hard
>>222931479i blame them for every malfeasance in my lifeit is only fair
>>222931522i thought he died years ago ngl
>>222931519Yoooo I didn't know chu wuz slick like dat hmm okay! Okay! White boy got a lil groove to him alrite! I like dat! We can work wid dat!
Jews mog
any toil man in?
>>222931532well you thought wrong didnt you, you stupid fucking cunt
his feet look necrotic
I'd sniff up Emma Watson's farts without hesitation.
>>222931544yes matekill me
Negrotic
>>222931427why did they do that to rusev?
>>222931522Early bird catches the worm, we were told already this morning>>222930051>>222931545Rip into him. Tear his fucking face off. Use him as an example to everyone
>>222931532he went proper mental
>>222931522Boogie is still alive btw
>>222931498he's been in that mental ward for seemingly months or years now, when is he getting out
Sir Keir Starmer
>>222931596>ex-wife: Desiree>fiancee: Dezireeweird
I’ve noticed that my gf has basically taken the place of my mum, she pretty much does everything for me like my laundry, cooks almost every meal for me, makes the bed, cleans, etc. Meanwhile I am an adult toddler sitting in his kebab stained t shirt playing EAFC on a Wednesday morning
>>222931573All part of the news cycl3
Sir Boogie1488
>>222931612sad
>>222931498Mac Allister walking into the ref's dressing room
>>222931612She'll definitely leave you
mental how a good night's sleep fixes so many problems
>>222931612gfs are so weird. the new gf HATES my work wife. something about them not getting along in high school despite that being over 5 years ago
>>222931641Trvklear explosion
I don't have a gf so I do everything myself: all the cooking, cleaning, food shopping, washing etc. It all needs doing, all the time, forever, on top of working, eating, sleeping and shitting. There's no end to it. It's tiring. It strikes me that if I died by suicide then I wouldn't have to do these things anymore.
>>222931512I can't lie blud she's got a coochy
>>222931652true
>>222931646Gf's hate women
>>222931641Literally. One of the biggest problems with boozing is the lack of quality sleep
>>222931637Been together nearly 5 years she loves me luckily. Think she enjoys looking after me >>222931646Having a work wife is pretty disrespectful desu
>>222931522Didn't know him but F, I blame drugs. We lost 2 ex-towie fellas this year to accidents while off their heads
>>222931641doesn't fix my miniscule penis
cause of death: Liam Payne type incident
>>222931667>Having a work wife is pretty disrespectful desuit's just a word for a close work friend
>>222931652why dont you get diagnosed with adhd or chronic fatigue syndrome and youll never have to work again and get every meal delivered and a nurse to wipe the shite from your arse
>>222931652ktim sometimes dont bother eating because I cba with the effort of it followed by washing up
>>222931679how small are we talking buster
right then
i heard the government are cutting bennies for people claiming anxiety and ADHD. what are you going to do neetbros?
>>222931641Not had a good night's sleep in months, on another all nighter me
>>222931652Comfy
>>222931706how are people on bennies buying macbooks and designer sunglasses and infinite amounts of beer and random merchandise?
>>222931522He was basedYou wouldn't get it
>>222931596How does he have so much hair
business idea: anglo-only hotel in spain, no balconies
>>222931652>cookingi enjoy it>cleaningi dont do it>food shoppingsimple>washinglike taking a shower? why would your gf do that for you?
>>222931652It's relentless isn't it
>>222931723In america they make sure you don't die. In Europe they let you live a full life
gonna shoot a massive load if this ever happenslegitimately pisses me off as much as small boatssort your fucking lives out zoomers. we had to suffer all our lives and you think you can skip work
When the coon hits your pieLike a big piece of pieThat's a ballsack
>>222931723Tim is dipping into his savings from his lucrative film career
>>222931737>washing>like taking a shower? why would your gf do that for you?Laundry and ironing you retard why on earth would you think that means taking a shower
>>222931734How else will fulfil acts of desperate self destruction?
>>222931706Yeah yeah we’ve heard it before. Meanwhile I’m still on benefits. I will hit my 10 year benniversary in December despite every government in that time saying they’re going to make it harder for NEETs. Worst thing I had to do was attend a few guaranteed interviews and job fairs.
>>2229317034.7x4.2"
at least we can say we are the least rigging team in the tournament
>>222931751>laundrytakes like 5 minutes with a washing machine
>>222931751because he still lives with his mum
>>222931742>I’m a miserable wage slave therefore you have to be as well!Nah
>>222931775i'm on PIP retard, i just don't want other people getting it easily
>>222931764Konsa did get away with a full on drop kick tbf
Sir Konsa Quences
>>222931775Yeah let's have a population of people and immigrants all housed and fed. The money will come from ... uuhhh ... That's why we're turning into a third world country and all the rich people are living.
>>222931184its takeshi's seething time lads
>>222931785You should share the PIP love, lad. I’ve helped a couple of mates with their PIP applications as well and gave them some tips.
Woke up this morning feeling fineWe've got a current account that'll blow your mindWe give you sixty times more than these others could (oh yeahhh) Something tells me you're into something good (Something tells me we're into something)
tell me why I should care about the future of the country when I can't have sex due to my severe autism
>>222931742That's a big part of my PIP, anthey extended to 2029 without review. Meant to be the end of 2027. The gammon thinks it gets another W, but it's always an L. My advice? Stop being a bitter little rorke.
>>222931742It's also never been an easier environment to work in if getting to work from home 60% of the time and having all these employment and rights protections is still too stressful they just need executing
>>222931802>Oh no, all the millionaire wealth hoarding parasites are leaving!!!I lobe how you thought you ate with this one lol
>>222931479Valid>>222931764Still fabregasted at officiating in Argentina vs Paraguay
>>222931598Imagine kicking his teeth in
>>222931652screaming this is me and me forever
>>222931818No one can answer this, it's very evident you shouldn't given your autistic incellious smellious predicament
>>222931763its not fair modern science can make you thin and give you hair and massive tits and fix your jaw and make you taller but no power upon this earth can make your genetically predetermined penis a single inch longer
>>222931815CORRRRRRRRRRR MAMA SITA
>>222931775>reeee we should be paid to do fuck all while the country collapses around us because we get a bit nervous in social situations
>>222931843It's determined in the womb too
>>222931818It's a conundrum. On one hand this is our homeland and previous generations fought hard for it. On the other hand, the british public is retarded, unpleasant and the culture is grim. A lot of proper cunts out there and they don't exist in the same numbers in other nations. Britain is full of vile, arrogant, resentful people who buy into the culture of crabs in a bucket. They'll tear people down, jump on bang wagons, protect the status quo. Very selfish nation despite everything that's got us here.
>>222931831it's not just millionaires it's rich people in general ie the ones paying our pip ya mongyou're too thick to see that and in 10 years nobody will get shit except immigrants because there won't be any money left
>>222931841they can't answer it because the obvious answer is that there is zero incentive for people who are unable to access intimacy or reproduction to work toward a better society for those who do have access to these thingsI couldn't give a shit what happens to this country in the future because I have no stake in it whatsoever.
>>222931861Literally yes. Why should I give a fuck about this country? All I want is a comfy life for me I don’t give a fuck if it bothers wagies, deal with it.
>>222931861Haven't you got some work to do? Another meeting or something fun?
myb for mentioning pip. forgot what a hot button topic it is
>>222931890what happened to you to make you this way?
>>222931848I say this and act like this in real life.
>>222931885Don’t care. In 10 years AI will be doing everyone’s jobs anyway and we’ll all be living the benny life. Kick the boat wogs out first and take their bennies instead of mine.
how many more times must I do this
>>222931908>2 more weekspeople have been saying that for decades lmao spacker maybe you do need to be on pip (for retardation)
i hate my job so fucking much
>>222931901Nothing, I just like being comfy and I don’t want to work. Simple really. >>222931922Just like people have been saying “the country is going to collapse and it’s all because of…… le benefits!!!”
British people getting PIP is actually hard. So those on it are genuine and are the recipients of the British social security system. Wagies think we should eradicate pensions too or what? How about abolish the NHS as well?
rejected from a new job so it's back to getting tech certifications
>>222931894comically childish perception of what working life is like, try leaving your smeggy bedroom for once
lmao
>>222931934the country IS collapsing though. open your eyes and look at anything. housing, nhs, schools, qol. maybe you don't see it cus your entire life is in your smelly bedroom
>>222931831The only parasites in this country are foreigners who comes here via spurious mechanisms and exploit every trick in the book for free bennies and housing before sending 30% of it straight back home where they build houses
>>222931930Get pip lad
>>222931949bro literally just making up lies now
>>222931942the same country that hasn't accepted a single Palestinian refugee and closed their border to stop them
>>222931890>>222931934Genuinely such a pathetic outlook on life
>>222931916what a LAZY punch back in my day a bashing MEANT something what next going to shove an AVOCADO up my arse?
England isn't collapsing. The whole world is simply becoming Brazil.
the government be like>you want to look at naked women??? oh you're going away for a look time for that pal
>going away for a look time
>>222931958I accept your concession
>>222931940Bit of astronaut work is it? Inventing stuff are we? Or is it just dossing around doing meetings or maybe stacking shelves?
>>222931972kier starmer is based forcing us to nofap and get a girlfrined in the big 2026
>>222931945Because of immies more than anything >>222931963Don’t care what you think. I notice you have time on your hands on a workday to be seething about people on benefits on 4chan so not very productive are you?
>>222931831Do you know what parasitism is?
Malaponte in? Antelope Hill will be discussing Harold Covington this month.
>>222931949>exploit every trick in the book for free benniesbut that's literally what you're doing too
>>222932000that's that thing that Mousey has innit?
>>222931979ok that was a brilliant move>make up blatant lie>get called out for it>"I accept your concession"this is 10/10 4chan sophistry
>>222931302Raki and ouzo are different drinks."I studied genetics" means he read one propaganda piece/article with a study out of context and he watched a youtube video or two
Most of the people hating on benefits claimants on /brit/ are on benefits themselves and projecting, or they’re retards on universal credit who get ridden hard by their work coach and are jealous of long term NEETs like me who have learned to bennymaxx and PIPmaxx and earn a nice living doing nothing
oh it lush
people who dont feel shame about claiming bennies are not white they should be deported with the nons
>>222932014chortling
despite claiming their lifestyle choice is based and everyone is jealous of them, the neets do get awfully defensive dont they
>>222931652Why not just let the washing pile upUse disposable plates
take it to /britfeel/
Rorke crying about PIP but choosing to ignore the fact PIP recipients are mentally or physically disabled and can't do what everyone else does. It's really just jealousy. If my Pip ended tomorrow and I got a job it'd last a month tops.
>pawasiteyeah you've been sent flying
posting with my steam controller
>>222932043getting a bit nervous in social situations isn't a disabilityit also doesn't stop you working
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1uq9egr/as_a_child_i_use_to_suckle_on_receipts_because/I see our friend has taken his receipt sucking gimmick on to the next level
>>222932050sup mouldie
>>222932050actually howling irl at this image
>>222931949No, it's the industry owners and financiers
>tax class: Disabled
Emma Watson left a poo in the toilet.*grabs my fork and knife* Time for lunch!
>>222931936Well, that's the ultimate goal of a rightwinger, why do you even have to ask? Total war against the prole
>>222932083thought you were off the poos and were farts only now lad why have you relapsed
>>222932006A character here that I haven't been bothered to figure out who it even is but now I'm curious
>>222932007I work>>222932018Just because you don't pay attention to anything doesn't mean it's not happening >come here on a student visa>invite your dependants>switch to another visa to do some minimum wage job>claim destitution thus the council has to home you>also removes the no recourse to public funds condition meaning you can claim child benefits>after 5 years get your ILR>after 30 years of never being a net contributer get pension creditFirst it was students, then it was care workers, some but less come as "asylum seekers", soon it will be some other griftThey'll do anything to get their foot in the door before cheating and lying their way upwards https://ukonward.com/reports/loophole-nation/
>>222932061>fired multiple times>failed uni twice>despise being around people>massive mood swings that last from a day to months on end>severe SADThere's a reason I'm on the highest band of UC and PIP. Instead of being a spiteful crab consider some people need support and do in fact get the support. The alternative is become a third world shit hole.
>>222932108there are a million other scams i could give you that cost the uk more money. you are claiming these are the parasites but that just shows you are not really versed in parasite taxonomy
https://x.com/WorldCupAnime/status/2074666265294070179?s=20VVVVVGH
>>222932029>work is a value!!!
>>222932113lmao
toilslaves do be toiling LMFAO
now that the dust has settled, the ref got all the decisions right last night
>>222932096British people would cut off their face if it meant spiting their neighbour. Nation of grotty spiteful freaks obsessed with fucking everyone over. Media culture is tearing successful people down. British culture is becoming much like indian culture in that regard because they literally flex their class on people and are rude at every opportunity because in their crooked mind that means they're more powerful than them. Brits it isn't a power play hrpugh, they're just cunts.
>>222932130
I've got left hemiplegia but I still work only 4 days a week though and it's just in a coffee shop but I don't think I would want to be on benefits because I'm only a bit of a spastic not like those PIP lot who are full spastics
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b I choose dad I am a good 4wheeler driver try F1 race and normal race. Try lithuenia. And take it easy. Check out chaturbate.com. Goodbye.
>>222932113what do you spend the PIP on to help with your disability?
>>222932141Spent 4 grand of a computer and flight sim so far this year, cannot complain. Working out well for me.
>>222932108>come here on a student visa>do some minimum wage jobSo they both validate and support your education system and they work?
>>222932157Switzerland will bore Argentina to death and win
Watching videos of some Northern bastard going into supermarkets, picking up every item, showing the ingredients and saying "that's bad that, ee by eck that causes cancer" with not an ounce of any intellect leaving his dimwit Northern mouth Should be on telly it's so compelling
>>222932147yeah i thought he had a good game but r/soccer are having a menty b about it being rigged
Merecedes.
commit benefits fraud, credit card fraud, do scams 24/7, claim maximum pip, steal from greggs, commit immigration fraud, open a vape shop, participate in the grey market economy, sell drugs, pay 0 taxes, have no official income, smeg it up in your bedroomthis is the way
>>222932168>>222932169Helpay mental health dunt it. Also get everything delivered. Pip has to cover essential like clothing and food too. Sold my car last year so treated myself a bit this year.
I can't get no girlie action
I am fine at least.
Not on PIP myself but tbqh all White people should claim it Drain the ZOG System!
>>222932187the brown manifesto
Youtube premium should be awarded to PIP recipients for free. Ads are bad for your mental health.
>>222932196How the song was originally written by Mick Jagger before Keith Richards saved it.
>>222932170There's nothing validating to our education system about paying a visa mill "university" to gain access to the country and if by work you mean act as scab labour to undercut our own people at the lowest level sure
Italy.
>>222932209its the only logical way to participoate in an evil society that hates you
>>222932181Right we'll get it linked then
>>222932221Didn't you say "never being a net contributer (sic)"?
Should the flag be changed to be more inclusive?
I get pip for autism and agoraphobia xx
>>222932181reyt there's dextrose in 'ere. neaw a se tha can't be 'avin that or thal get cancer a fink
You have to Just Be a National Socialist.
pip install autism
>>222931572https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
University I went to for a year was absolutely packed with indians in 2021 or so. It was foul. Made me realise it's all a scam industry. They all cheated and openly discussed cheating their exams. Same with some of the eastern europeans. What is the point.
>>222932248Wow, that image says a lot about society, can you also post the webm with lots of african people at the bus stop?
>>222932171I just want Total VARgentina Death at this point. Don't care who wipes that stain away just want them and Infantino and his allies gone
https://www.tiktok.com/@eddieabbew/video/7334064476985085216
>>222932280is he ok?
>>222931522once wanked to a video of him shagging a beautiful ladyboyfly high space cowboy
>>222932226you can very easily argue society hates any given individual. especially if you shut yourself in and your frame of reference becomes 4chan and twitter
>>222932284brown moment
>>222932267cargo install adhd
>>222932266me on the left
It's hard to comprehend how much better the world would be Germany won WW2.A 100% White Europe.No Israel.No vape shops and Turkish barbers on high streets.No obesity.Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humansNo LGBT.The Waffen-SS would've enacted TND in the 1950s.Valhalla-class space stations orbiting Jupiter and Saturn.Instead we have a planet infested with billions of slave-consumer hominids
>>222932246A man who has a family tree of cousin marriage, has 7 demented kids threatening us about being a settle whilst his people are being wiped wiped off the face of the earth. Irony is he's only here because he's being protected by ruling class of midwits. If and when his time comes, this hard man persona couldn't be any less accurate. It's be a slaughter.
>>222932303
Hairline integrity: compromised
Terrific troll post
>>222932245Yes
>>222932315was just saying this down the pub
Smoke a cgiarette.
hate messihate mbappehate argentinahate francesimple as
nothing makes me harder than cute little jiggly bums
>>222932324So why do you contradict yourself?
haircut from the fit zoomer lass soonhope she's wearing her tightest gymwear today
>>222932333vile
>>222932315>Why are you ignoring the question? Are you finally clueing into how embarrassing it is for you to be a cuck posting freakshow like Ziedbelg for so long? You have written thousands of posts about black men's cocks despite claiming you hate them. How do you explain that? >I imagine I'm talking about Mars bars and to trigger everyone here and bring their innermost feelings to the surface sir mars bars
>>222932303Take a dip in the Antarctic ocean with the ghosts of your argie buddies
>>222932346what is? genuinely homosexual (nothing wrong with that, not bigot) if you are not aroused by that
still makes me laugh that a decent % of /brit/ fell for farage and the reform gimmick, you're a bunch of stupid bastards aren't you hahaha
>>222932340Kek I remember you, you showed us her too she was some onlyfans girl also or model I can't recall
got is it a crime by sade on, not doing anything else today
>I don't have one anymore why would I want more Jewish lies fed to me>I will end matters in my own hands soon without involcing any others which I know will please many readers.
>>222932337Where's the contradiction
downloading 38.71GiB of JAV
want die
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here.
>>222932370king of the incels
>>222932363https://www.tiktok.com/@killua97.cl/video/7589601248308153621love htis vid of a mexican guy singing sade
>>222932332I I cheered for Croatia in 2018 but the Argie vs Netherlands 2022 game properly soured my opinion on them. It's England > ABV
>>222932171cant believe i stayed up until 1am (time ti took to get home) watching that utter shitfest last night
>>222932299wow really did he have a nice cock?
>>222932389dont know, it was balls deep inside a thai lad's turdpipe
>>222932363she is so amazing
With the main parties not fielding candidates, do the people of Clacton have the balls to do what we all know is right and elect Binface?
>>222932407Binface is such a boring tired meme
bottom of my ballsack area keeps twitching in a distracting and midly unpleaseant way
>>222932370Based, I've got 720gbs worth on the drive but rarely wank these days
>>222932407Depends how many cringe milennial leftypol twats live in Clacton
scraping a layer off the roof of my mouth with my nails and eating it
>>222932370>>222932415I don't want to watch 4 hours of pornis there any place that shows abridged JAV with the core theme intact?
sutton has fallen, billions must drink in public parks
been plagued with extremely violent and nasty dreams lately
haven't downloaded porn since limewire whats the point
Lotta runts ITT today
for me its rara kudou
>>222932445ktimlast night I was plagued with 3rd person images of my own face and body grotesquely mutilated in various manners, not very nice
>>222932459That pic is Gillian Anderson playing Thatcher in The Crown
Just who is Biomass Andy?
>>222932465psychic weapons attack by the british government no doubt
>>222932362I highly doubt shes on OnlyFans but she has a very active insta
Sir Andy Burnhamall
>>222932435not really no, alas every video is like 2-3hrs long
reminder heathermong stopped posting AI pics because his chatgpt account got flagged for generating CSAM
>>222932486love this typa bihh
>>222932502good
>>222932448if you wank to anything slightly niche or amateur it's prudent to keep offline backups as content creators can just delete their entire account whenever they feel like it, something which often happensnot only that but there's no guarantee whichever site is hosting your chosen stuff will itself stay up. A site you've used for months or years could go offline forever today.
What do you reckon a dead neighbour would smell like?
>>222932517mad how much amatuer porn got nuked off the internet
>>222932517This is why I have a bookshelf solely for harddrives containing non-mainstream porn. Most of it makes me sick, but I don't want to live in a world where those terabytes of smut are gone forever
Counting down the hours till I can post IT
"I studied genetics" lmao gonna start using this to justify my chuddian beliefs. There is literally no response because it would imply that university education is bad.
>>222932517yeah this, mad how much decent content was lost to the big purges on Pornhub etc plus all the dead download links/torrents, 404s etclike cum in rain
>>222932542name 1 gene
got a boner ive got a boner ive got a boner
>>222932534
>>222932553gene hackman
>>222932553irish r1b
>>222932486Did you shag her or something or did you say you wanted to
Gene Hackman would be a great name for a geneticist as well
>>222932542Mate the man who discovered DNA got ostracised from the scientific community and had awards revoked because he claimed Africans are genetically less intelligent than Europeans if he's not getting away with it you never will
>>222932553Htt (the gene that when mutated caused huntington's disease)
there needs to be an independent enquiry into why the front page of youtube is so bad now
>>222932562haha
>>222932580Well he was wrong, so he got what he deserved innit
>>222932565obviously I want to hit that but I'm pretty sure she has a bf and sees me as nothing but a customerI'm happy to just have her rub her crotch on my arm while trimming the sides and putting her fingers through my hair
>>222932580>the man who discovered DNAJames Watson you muppet. And I love how retards will ignore the other 100 geneticists, including Crick (co-discoverer of DNA) who thought he was wrong.
gf claims pip for ADHD lol
>>222932591literally just disable watch history/recommendations and you'll never be bothered by it again
>>222932611It doesn't matter if he was right or wrong the point is studying something even to the highest level isn't going to be enough to get away with saying those things
>>222932616>gf with adhdhow indescribably grim for you
>>222932616I should try this but waiting lists for tests are so long I haven't bothered asking
capture black people in cages
>>222932611>who thought he was wrongMoral consensus informing scientific consensus. It's more likely than you think!
i am cody. i am full mexican r1b
>>222932635
>>222932635DoneNow what
>>222932648sc
listening to Manowar and eating sardines
>>222932624ooo000000ooooh in that case you are right. ostracising is not the right approach. better to discuss rather than make the other person look right by trying to silence them (see >>222932636)
>>222932654fart on them
>>222932661Well he was right so
>>222932636unless you're a brainlet tho you know this is itbecause there is no such thing as objectively accessible human knowledge, which is not the same as saying there isn't objective truth, it is rather saying that all knowledge (in the gnesological sense) is filtered through the subjective epistemological criteria of the the person. (the only distinction being God and it is in this sense that there is a truth, correspondence between what we believe and what God is). Furthermore, even anyone with the most rudimentary knowledge of philosophy of science esp from 2nd half 20th century onwards with feyerband and kuhn knows that "scientific consensus" has often been the hindering block to actual scientific progression more often than not
>>222932527you'd know if it happened. The smell of rotting meat evokes a visceral reaction. It's not like when you walk into a toilet where someone's done a jobby and think "woah it smells a bit in here haha", instead it's like the smell hits you and you get a strong reaction of "I'm in danger here, I need to get away from whatever this is".
Implying bad smell means you're in danger is such an Indophobic dogwhistle
if you make the new then you’re gay
>>222932677Okay thanks for angrily agreeing with me diego
>>222932518would shag judy in half
>>222932677cringe
New>>222932706
>>222932689>>222932689>>222932689
