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first for beef
1st for jeets tongue my anus
>>222943576This image is frightening
Pretty sure all newborn care advice is designed by jewish pediatricians to make goyim children grow into fesefull and unconfident adults
Do Americans typically do this?
>/cum/more like s/cum/
>>222943206>who who >you youI see you Skavenbro
>>222943576Where did you get this picture of me posting to /cum/
I solemnly swear to never support any charity or nonprofit in any way as long as I live.
Spending 1-2 hours in the sun everyday getting a nice tan
everyone that earns less than 50k a year should be euthanized
>>222943576TZD? What does that meme
Just got word from the higher ups that /cum/ is currently being raided by discord trannystake that as you will
>>222943696your bitch ass would be crying in a heap after five weeks of no fast food.
>>222943723Total zigger death I guess
>>222943683Me teaching bro how to stop seeding after the download is complete
>>222943653I reject the premise of racism. Different races exist, and they are different. If different races were the same, then you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart, and they’d be the same group.
>>222943734it's just an opinion, don't get your panties in a bunch. both of our bitch asses would be dead
>>222943723>>222943736I don’t know what that means. I just saw the image posted online, and thought it was funny looking.
>>222943755LMFAO
>>222943755
>>222943780you're one of those self-hating poorfags who makes the rest of us look like pushovers. fuck you, that's why retail is hell and people treat you like shit there.
>>222943780To be fair, it’s a pretty bad opinion and not one that you actually hold.
>>222943909ok>>222943914it is though
>>222943691More than 15 minutes is bad for you, you don’t want skin cancer anon stay out of the sun
I make 60k a year but it’s whatever. Money is gay. My job is gay. Life is gay.
i hope it rains at my funeral and lightning acid rain and meteors and volcanoes and godzilla
buck broke the somali whoretime to go have an iced cream cone
im shleepy
>>222944145Biden was a stunad but I gotta admit I like the aesthetics of the Aviators and I've cream cones
Today has been one of the best days of my life
>>222943780>https://voca.ro/1gBPA4cq1HfM
>>222944227i don't get it
why does sometimes when i fart poo snot comes out
>>222944224https://youtu.be/xmUZ6nCFNoU?si=JX1_hoCJAJuaQaNV
>>222944381For real though and not gay like the pumpkins
>>222944406I'm glad for ya, kid
I’m the Walter White of playing videogames in my room alone.
I did a load of laundry that was just towels and still forgot my bag of towels for my trip ):
>>222944406faggot, I hope tomorrow is your worst day
>>222944500It won't be because I'll still be here in paradiseUnless the east coast gets bombed I will be enjoying not only my best life, but THE best life
>>222943799reported for antisemitism
>>222944535I'm glad someone is enjoying themselves in this bitch. So much negativity here all the time it's good to see someone having a good day
>>222944364That’s my cum
>>222944475why does that woman always look like she's wearing a mask?
>>222944475LOL
>>222944567No one cared who she was until she put on the mask
im tired
>work for company that has a ridiculously long onboarding process and extremely picky hiring team>every time they hire a new person now it's a jeet that can barely speak English and is grossly incompetent Idgi
>>222944558I always try to stay positive but I can't keep up with all the negative nancys here so don't post about it
Negative Nancy? Im more of a positive Pete
I'm an old guy, and I saw some kid in here yesterday, maybe the day before saying "I'm 23 and I've already given up on life" I just laughed, I used to think shit like that but now that I have several decades of hindsight I realize at 23 your life hasn't even started yet. Like I don't even remember being SPECIFICALLY 23, I remember my 20s but being certain ages specifically goes out the window after a certain point
>>222944381https://youtu.be/xUBYzpCNQ1I
I can be a real Debby Downer
>>222944848Funniest part was he was crying because some asian chick wouldn't come visit him in the USA
>finally got my ancestry results back>50% Scottish 50% French Canadian>try to figure out why it isn't showing me which part in France I originate>France outlawed DNA tests because infidelity is so common
A hero’s welcome!
>>222944873That's what we used to call a "sucka-for-love ass trick"
crazy. i thought america was good at sports?
>>222944873He will bitch about anythingNo apprenticeship, can't dig a ditch, cant be a lab assistant Like shut the fuck up
>>222944897Surprised it wasn't Air Canada
>>222944916Some of you young niggas need a lot of help
>>222944914>redditjeet unaware the US just raped both our Olympic hockey teams because he's Indian and doesnt know anything about sports
>>222944914we’re the only country represented on every chart. levels
>>222944935I have grey ball hairs bud. I'm not old, but not young anymore either
All your life, remember; don't tempt the gods. Wear your seatbeltDon't drink and driveDon't get into fightsBe safe
>>222944916Anons here make excuses for everything and refusing any advice like women tbqh
>>222944987Jack of all trades, master of none
>>222944960What is your obsession with calling every Canadian flag redditjeet? You're mentally ill, kill yourself.
>>222944848How old tho>inb4 33
>>222944927He couldn’t afford Air Canada
>>222944997I'm 47 and I don't even have any gray hair yet. I've started going bald on the crown of my head, but not much
>>222945027Very redditjeet like response
>>222945034>>222945040
gods most pathetic chudcel award
>>222945040I'm 35 and still have good hairline but I am starting to rapidly grey in the temples and bodyhair
>>222945072Normies call themselves chuds and incels now you need a new word
>>222945027ThisI hate those discord trannies that come in here talking about their discord characters, like shut the fuck up dupshit nobody cares
Does anyone have that screenshot about how generals are all about people thinking everyone is poobuttfag o algo
Trannies? No, not a fan
>>222945079Wow. There's guys at work 5 to ten years younger than me that are almost fully gray and balding like my burns. Im grateful
>>222945094subhuman leper pariah
>>222944848People are told by stories and history and societal expectations that there are certain milestones you hit in life at certain times of your life. And social media's 24/7 feed of attractive successful people is constantly lowering the age those milestones must be achieved. When you disconnect from all the noise, the reality is that we are all on our own path. You will do things far sooner than you thought you would in life, you will do other things far later than you had hoped as well.Crying about these things just means you're 23 and angsty during your quarter life crisis moment
>>222945169I heard one of the soience youtubers say greying hair means your body is fighting cancer or some.gay shitWonder what happens when all my orange turns white
When I was in high school there was a guy 1 year older who was already severely balding, he made me very grateful for my own life
i would never play the trumpet because you have to make that stupid ass face
The meme lords have blessed us
>>222945235>t. Clarinet player
>>222945195Very true. There's no "should" in life, like I should be here or I should have this or I'm not where I should be. There's only where you are and what you got >>222945209You get a prize
>>222945235Right your face is already pretty stupid looking no need to add to it
Wrong one my bad :(
>>222944848this is what living past 30 will do to a nigga
>>222945235>t. Athena
>>222944848Based kid
>>222945040>47>started going bald on the crownGood genes. Did your dad or grandpa go bald? You might be the oldest poster in this general
My wife's pussy is recovering from child birth so I can't use it for another 6 weeks
Tentacool use hentai!
Ok I can't just sit here and let it ride, this is what I was referring to, now tell me how cultured and smart I am for making this reference>>222945306
>>222945105there is no discord, retard. these people post here. id tell you to lurk moar but at this point I think you're just mentally disabled.
>>222945235I was jealous of trumpet players in the school band because I had to play the big, cumbersome trombone. taking it to school in its case was a pain in the ass while trumpet kids had a reasonably sized case.
>>222945347Anal dat hoe
>>222945347you dont have a wife
>>222945344My dad went bald at the top but never 100% He lived well into his 80s
>>222945359>all lowercase (trooncase)Discord tranny confirmed
>>222945372Gross. We don't do that. And anyway I would think it would be just as bad if not worse, there's a lot of flesh in that area that's going to take awhile to heal, inside and out
muh fuckin discord trannies, bro. muh fuggin TRANNIES from the DISCORD.
>>222945359The IS a Discord and I've seen the users mention it. I guarantee I've been here longer than you, too so YOU lurk moar
>>222945027He’s underage. We were all 15 once.
>>222945372that's where poo comes from
>>222945420I'VE SEEN IT MENTIONED TOO NIGGA THAT DOESNT MEAN IT EXISTS NOW SHUT YOUR BLACK ASS UP BEFORE I KICK YOU INTO A FUCKING VOLCANO
>>222945431Yeah okayyyyy REDDITJEET
servants, a 4 pack of angry orchard
>>222945415I wouldn't ever want to anal a girl I cared about tbqh, too nasty
>muh sekrit discord doesn't le exist
>>222945462Do they make 4pks now or do you want your man to buy you a 6pk and remove 2?
>>222945452Fock you bloddy benchod I am not Indian
i post in /cum/ every day but i would never ever ever identify /cum/ posters
>>222945495I mostly label anons to insult them so the thread gets bumped and stays lively.
>>222945509>Nijjargeg
They got the Jeets doin wetwork now?
>>222945372https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222592444/#222593637for your consideration
>>222945464Ya same. Though we tried it once when she offered. I thought dhe was cutious to try it but looking back idk if she thought I wanted to try because I made jokes occasionally about butt sex (she's a prudish catholic type so she never likes to talk about sexual stuff directly)
What does benchod even actually mean
>>222945535In Canada we have both retarded separatist jeets and retarded pro-jeet government doing hits
Practiced piano for a bit. Figuring out little things to improve my physical control
>>222945556sister fucker. you would think they would take this as a compliment
>>222945573Are you the guy I recd the Rameau to yesterday?
Trusted a fart a lil and instantly regretted it
>>222945555Chek'd prude respecter
Why did you all stop posting at once?
>>222945286LOL
>>222945355Very good
>>222945699>he didn't get the meeting invite
>>222945509Seems a bit racist for North American authorities to interfere with Indian culture of killing each other
>all non-canadians vanished from the earthUnbelievable but true, look at this thread
>>222945748Thank you!
>>222945537I used to think anal was kind of hot from porn I guess, but once I actually tried it IRL it felt objectively worse than the pussy, and also has the poo factor, so I completely lost interest
I'm the Last American™>>222945748
>>222945813There's a reason why Jews shill it so much despite it being worse in every way
>>222945814Meant for >>222945780
for your consideration
>>222945596I don't think so
As the Last American I demand tribute from all Canadian and Mexican pisters
>>222945841RARE /cum/flag
>>222945872Best I can offer is a reservation
>>222945867Oh. Well, we were talking about Glen Gould and I recd him thishttps://youtu.be/HuJ-LKEH6W0?si=_-I0MVMqlkQ9W6bpHe enjoyed it and I think it's grand
LMAO
>>222945901For where? The Four Seasons Toronto?
Sometimes the pee goes in the poo
>>222945951
>>222945935That's pretty funny
They caught these women doing sexual services in asian massage parlors, rate em
>>222946055ain’t no way someone paid money to have these ogres jack them off
>>222946035say what you will but our police need to look a lot more aesthetic. pick any european country, their police looks cooler than your local PD. we've genericized everything from the days of iconic NYPD and state troopers. the UK hat and vest is pretty classic
>>222946055Extremely grim
>>222946145For me, it’s the New Jersey state police uniform. Kind of looks like the WW2 Luftwaffe lmao
>>222943612Where's the beef?
>>222945927Yeah I'm a big fan of Glenn Gould
>>222946055Its funny how in movies and tv shows they show attractive young Asian women doing this but irl it's always hags with even grimmer clientele
Pepper Ann would be an obese Millenial Redditor with a half black kid by now
need to take a fat marner
Is this strongfat or just fat? Asked earlier but in the am when less peeps were on.
How about Glengarry Glenn Gould
>>222946055Eh, if take #1 after a few pops of Johnny Red if she made that face when I came in her mouth
>>222944227this doesn't happen.
How about you finger my ass with your dick?
>>222946304Actually she’d be married to Tony Sopranohttps://youtu.be/9MVcUzHt0cU
>>222946351Kill yourself and fuck off
>>222946352what would that be like
>>222946351You have some muscular development but you still look fatDid you lose a shit ton of weight? You look a little melty (not an insult)
>>222945935The guy got like 18 months of probation. I think that's similar to the penalty for DWI btw
Johnnie Red is grand, but Johnnie Black is prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a2hGhamVwAGood god this is awful
>>222946351Would heem you
>>222946441Down 30 lbs so far
>>222946351Fat, need more chest and shoulders mass to look fatstrong
>>222946423we're adding a little something to this months piano contest
I have never felt as relaxed and happy in my life as I do at this nudist resort
>>222946493I’m going to cut another 20 lbs first before I start bulking again. I think that’ll be more useful initially
>>222946352How about Glengarry Elliott Gould
I had Johnnie Black one time, it's probably my favorite whiskey
>>222946532I wish I could go somewhere to tan my balls
>>222946351fat, dopey, and weak looking
>>222946447https://streamable.com/u855tl
Are you selfimprovementmaxxing?
>>222946556Glengarry Glen Powell
>>222946616Hell yeah
i had the urge to make a cyberpunk story where in 2077 an indian spends his life making a sexbot that roons on pink goo fed directly into its vagina but he is laughed out of the room when presenting as a "combat robot" to his boss (a white woman) so he transfers his concioussness into the sexbot and murders everyone who ever wronged him, but then the police use a radio hacker thingymagic on xher and the pink liquid starts leaking out of his pussy and screams something like impossible! in his actual male voice then acks into a puddle of black-pink goo leaving only the plastic lips of the robot behindAfter gooning i realized how fucking god awfull of a disgusting troon idea that was and i will not continue this comic any further
>>222946674Glenvery Glen Gay
>>222946674Glengarry Glen Greenwald
>>222946691You ok bro?
I'm aging like milk
>>222946691An insight into the Latinx mind...
>>222946647No. Next question
>>222946710what ever happened to that fella
>>222946704Glengarry Glenn Quagmire
>>222946556How about Glengarry Jeffrey Tambor
>>222946594It feels so nice just walking down the road naked too or sitting at the poolHopefully nobody minds I'm posting naked right now
Grim thread this afternoon
>>222946781I’m posting fully nude from the toilet
>>222946781disgusting, imagine the smell
>>222946728the sheer quality of illustrations this fucking deranged thought experiment is proof that i am mentally ill and should not be trusted to make creative decisions
what happens if you get a boner at a nudist resort and you accidentally slip and fall into a woman's pussy with your boner and cum from surprise what's the standard protocol for such things
need a pizza and some taco bell
>>222946803Very niceDon't know how clothed pooers and pee-ers do it
>>222946732Are you living in accordance with your values?
>>222946803put on some clothes ewwww
>>222946691i think it’s kino
>>222946815It is in the woods by a lake. It smells like nature and all the people shower near the pool or beach
I've never met a girl named Chelsea who wasn't pretty
>>222946835No!
>>222946818Not bad tbqh
>>222946869chelsea clinton is a dog
My AC broke either last night or early this morning. It is now 95F in here. Fucking miserable.
>>222946883Destroyed him with facts and logic
>>222946886that's what you get for not cleaning the filter regularly, you filthy slob
>>222946886window unit?
>>222946883>>222946898Tbf he has likely never met chelsea clinton
>>222946827bro same
>>222946883Bill and Hilary were both good looking. What happened?
>>222946886open a window, you ninny
>>222946900is that something you're supposed to do?
>>222946930Hilary took a lot of loads in her day. Maybe micro-chimaerism?
I'm pretty and my name is Chelsea
>>222946944you should only do that if humidity is below 60%
milk is now 6.20 a gallon at the store
China produces 18.3 million metric tons of peanuts every year. That’s over 50,000 metric tons of peanuts a day!
>>222946447never had the black, metoo expensive, see
i need some fresh mozzarella on a ciabatta roll with a little tomato and oil over here
Need a red haired BPD girlfriend who will assault me for coming home late and not texting
>>222947009ayyy fahgeddaboudit
>>222946930epigenetic consequence of being repeatedly molested as a child
>>222947035
>>222947035Nose piercings are fucking disgusting. I won’t even speak to a woman who has a nose piercing unless she’s in a servile role like cashier or waitress, and even then I won’t be happy about it.
>>222947035That sounds like it would get old fast
about to poo and shower
>>222947057wood
I cummed in a girl I shouldn't have cummed in brosReally hoping I don't get a text in a few weeks like teehee I'm pregnant give me money
I had this dream where there was a species of tree that grows a traffic light on its trunk.
>>222947111why didnt you use birth control?
>>222947128When someone just grabs it and guides it in are you going to say oh wait where is the condom?
>>222947142yes, you dummy
Ohrid is fucking awesome, bros
>>222947142yes
>>222947142you can still pull out when you finish, retard
>>222947152Well then you're a better person than meHopefully I knock her up but she doesn't come knocking for cash, that would be ideal
SOVL
>>222947175next time think with your brain, not your penis.
>>222947112you made that post in the last thread>>222940358
>>222947165I never tried, but that seems like it would feel fucking awful. >>222947162Ok Mr. Monk>>222947197Do you have a penis? Any idea how hard it is? Fuck I'm crying right now
"women"
I met a Canadian man from Saskatchewan today and his accent was weird as fuck
>>222947217>Do you have a penis? Any idea how hard it is?i do and i understand but the consequences are not worth those 5 minutes of empty pleasure
I just watched Obsession. One scene was actually pretty spooky. It's when he wakes up in the night and you can just barely see her standing in a dark corner watching him.
>>222947142Yes, or pull out. Idiot
>>222947217>I never tried, but that seems like it would feel fucking awful.I don't know what that means?
>>222947240stop talking about that film aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>222947240the spooks were effective at times but everything else was so paint by numbers to me it’s really no different than any other horror movie (slop)
>>222947290Pulling out seems like it would feel horrible. Being a second away from completing a humans only real goal on this planet (reproduction) and deciding the belly button would be a better place to make sperm
>>222947300you could say he's OBSESSED with it
>>222947313ask her to use birth control
>>222947112I had a dream about a tree that grew money and sustained itself with the blood of the people who killed each other beneath it
>>222947313I'm not gonna respond to you anymore
the floor of my room is just a mess of cables
>>222947325This was an impromptu fucking, hopefully I never see or hear from her again. It is a girl I used to know who is now basically a junkie
Can’t wait for this soccer shit to be over
>AI Slop>iphone filename>grr I hate sportsballthe trifecta of cringe
>>222947337That's so cyberpunk
>>222946869>>222946883https://youtu.be/4L2M_FTqr7s
>>222947153>>222947184cool picsjealous faggots won't acknowledge
What’s your go to coomstar?
>>222947394Thanks anonI'm very happy to be here
>>222947420OF whore
>>222947420see>>222947109
>>222947443you can just say your mom, anonwe're all anonymous here
>>222947472Your amommymous
>>222943612*barfs*
>>222947472Jason isn't
In mexico there's an extreme poor class, (20%) a "middle poor" class (75%), a microscopic "middle class" (4%) and then a ruling-upper class. Whenever you think of political or technological trends and enter mexico, imagine you have traveled 10 years into the past. Mexico is in 2016 and 2016 technology is what most people have access to
>>222947386We love you sir
/cum/?more like s/cum/
I forgot to go to college
>>222947374Grr I hate sportsball!
>canadianthe epitome of cringe
>>222947513from what I have seen, I believe you, but at least latinas are sexy as fuck
>>222940241chinese girl breasts
This is a pro ford thread
i am not perfect therefore i will be committing suicide shortly
>>222947643>FordWasn't he a Nazi?
>>222947581Cum in my ass
>>222947552you didn't miss much
>>222947513Pull out the Nokia windows phone bro
>>222947643Ive been pro Ford for well over a decade https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M&pp=ygUOZm9yZCBidW1iYWNsb3Q%3D
>>222947631nobody asked
shit thread
>>222947654Gandhi raped young girlsChurchill committed a genocide in India Mother Teresa actually wasn't a nice person Who cares?
>>222947654Uhh Based?
Holy shit I'm a bitch
>>222947678>t. chinese anoni didn't know you'd getbupset
>>222947684>Gandhi raped young girlsCan’t leave out that it was incestuous!
>>222947718He was South Asian that was just kind of implied
>>222947718>>222947733he didn't rape anybody
Gandhi raped my mind
>>222947654That's why it's pro Ford >>222947754He just slept in bed with them to test himself right lol
>>222947791>>222947791New
>>222947754Confirmed actual Canada jeet
