Rorkette edition
Built for Big Brahman Cock
i will now watch bob's burgers
ktim
got the ats on my steamdeck
Based pull lads
>>222945429Apparently that homeless guy is known in that town too
>>222945466what the fucking hell is that
>>222945507
nth for the gyaldem
>>222945429he reminds me of that chinese guy in the us who'd just come up to random girls and somehow convince them to let him grope them everywhere because it's some kind of foreign esoteric massagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5FXgwbPUc4&list=PLyMIcKKRW8ETdyJM4j04isp8o1PP7A12g
so many images posted in this thread already and all of them are dug shite
>>222945483Might crack open some deenz and hot sauce rn
right have we got all the shit images we were saving for the new out of our systems now?
ate too much food now my tummy hurts
If you block enough crypto scams and corporations on Twitter you start getting some cracking advertsJust had one from a schizophrenic person who thinks the radio is watching them 24/7 and all the songs are written about their life, also has a side quest where they think the NHS is a cult
>>222945429white women do this then go on to act surprised when they get "raped"
>>222945521>>222945526cock sucking whores
Nahhhhh
>>222945561Would have felt bad for her before I learned she was a mossad glowie
don't like 'right well' posters
bradley walsh poo roar
>>222945550yh now i have
>Neo-Nazi, 22, caught by MI5 outside Morrisons trying to buy gun and 200 bullets for terror attack is jailed for 13 yearshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15962275/Neo-Nazi-MI5-gun-terror-attack-jailed.html
>>222945551KtimWent to the pub and ate a meal a side and most of the gf's meal and side also. Oof ouchy tummy.
right well, got that out of your system now havent you
well rorke?
>>222945561so this is cody
>>222945580
>>222945561
>>222945572right welldon't like you either
>>222945581They think I've pissed myself but they don't know I've cum all in my pants so jokes on them
im going to be a grown up and not finish this bottle of tine :)
>>22294559032?
>>222945521saw a nude of puppiwi, like that she has pierced nipples but im certain she has had a boob job as they noticeably bigger than when she first started doing of years backpov: youre on top of soogshttps://www.tiktok.com/@soogsx/video/7660203278709378317
>>222945620Tits
>>222945580ummy
>>222945611to be fair i'd have spaffed all up in my pants if the dob did that to me too
>>222945561rekt
>>22294559028
>>222945580imagine if there was a nice gock between there, coorrrrr
>>222945620she has the face of a fat little elementary school boy
>>222945663arse and tits
>>222945561Would he have had a sentence reduction if he pretended he would care, perhaps, but not one that goes under below life in prison I reckon. That kid is going to have a rough time in prison though he's scrawny and the prison gangs in american are practically all racial and rorkeish I've heard and the aryan brotherhood won't want to protect him cause they know he's leftypol, royally fucked up his own life honestly and he's a gay guy right, he's in for being used
>>222945670extremely weird thing to say
>>222945663ok i will rape it!!
>>222945632so u've gone for 8x4, i considered this but because 6 is 2 below 5 i went for >>22294565228 and therefore 7x4
>>222945663post the tits
>>22294559032 or 28
>>222945620EZ
>>222945572love bradley posters, umm posters and right well posters
>>222945663actually mental how homosexuals dont like this. they prefer bony hairy smelly men.
>>222945663yjk
>>222945663Rorke's mum
>>222945710arses
>>222945710what about umbunny
im the bloke what makes the poos
>>222945663can you meet sex?
YOU CAN ALL HAVE APPLEAPPLEAPPLEAPPLEbest ad on tv right now
If you post AI generated images I think you've forfeited some part of your humanity
>>222945682>6 is 2 below 5?
>>222945723
Dubious thread
Fuck me, Henderson was worse than I thought
>>222945710>>222945761india
>>222945670Just found out I fancy fat little elementary school boys
>>222945750it goes9= x138= x117 = x106= x9so is 4 = x7 or x8 as it skipped 5the other question is why 9->8 skipped 12
>>222945761
Wanking on the train
going on holiday with the bergs tomorrow
>>222945743i dont like the idea of having 4 apples
>>222945773um
>>222945771nah it was some yank making them in the match threads on /sp/
>>222945585nice to know our secret service spend their time on Discord luring weirdos into meeting weapons dealers in supermarket car parks
>>222945774what's that all about then
Marital rape isn't a thing it's feminist nonsense
>>222945743Don't watch TV at all only illegally stream stuff so thankfully don't get exposed to such gay shite
Mum's birthday todayDidn't get her anything because she has no idea what she wantsAnd no, before you ask, I haven't
>>222945775baiting for engagement I guess since it's a blue check
>>222945761how did you make that
>>222945804right fucking UM
>>222945429
>>222945804corrr
>>222945821Ever sha... Oh right enough
>>222945821no pal i think you haveabsolutely disappointed herwell done
>>222945804something rather sexual about this
>>222945828it was made by a yank on /sp/
>>222945792pineapple guy
mental how cheap eggs areyou can buy a pack of eggs for like £2 even if you're on minimum wage that's like 10 minutes of workimagine having to have chickens and steal their eggs haha
>>222945821Have you ever given her a hug and kissed her softly on the top of her head?
>The former part-time Tesco worker went on to compile a hate list of colleagues and customers he branded with racial slurs or as 'race traitors'.
>>222945858no mate
last one i have, the black hijabi french woman version
>>222945761>>222945851what i hate about these is that they don't slap the cheek but the upper crack
sir tesco "nigga"
>>222945818you really are a pathetic creaturewe're all enjoying the apple advert and you're just a bitter pineapple guy
>>222945851how did he make them
>>222945869AI is going to destroy us all
>>222945885poo
>>222945885dunno, but i havent seen him post any in the past few days
>>222945879
mental that we have handsimagine not being able to pick stuff up so easily like horsesreally appreciate having opposable thumbs haha
>>222945466This is fucking hot
yanksfascinating creatures
>>222945854eggs, potatoes and bacon cost a few quid and will give you plenty of dinners
>>222945636yh she's deffo had hers done. was always bigger than ems tho>POVperpetual motion~
ok google search how to make big bum AI video tutorial hindi free sir
>>222945915Not to change the subject too much but have you ever seen the back of a horse and maybe it's raised it's tale and you've gone "hmmmm". I mean a female horse specifically. Not meaning anything by it, usually just a quick "hmmmmm, not a bad sight" sort of fleeting thought and then it's gone. Anyone else?
Hate how much of an unconfident little dweeb I am
>>222945915*imagines being a horse**gets boner*
>>222945821worthless ghoul
>>222945958no but i do remember seeing a horse behind posted on /b/ like 15 years ago and thought wow that pussy looks very human like
>>222945940It's so slutty when they post their toilet like "yeah, I do big farty dumps in that thing every day". So fucking hot.
bathroom needs a deep cleaning
>>222945940>fully loaded on bog roll
arse needs a deep raping
bonmer simpon
>>222945934deary me
imagine booking a cheeky flight to Switzerland to get euthanised, what would the flight feel like? nervy but also satisfyingly chapter-ending to see above the clouds for the last time
>>222945988be mad if we all looked like this
>>222945988Peter pettigrew looking mufucka
pizza sex
cock needs a deep sounding
>>222946013lots of bell ringing on sundays in switzerland
>>222945979Almost humanlike for sure, but with it's own special charm. Also just the way the back of a horse is sort of tall and proud, a lot of them kind of look like a woman constantly "presenting".Just a thought though like I say, I think every man has had the same idea at least once.
>>222945934need her wet brown armenian cunt sitting on my face
how about them spurs
>>222945662ummm
>>222946013going economy to save money
>>222946003>
>>222945714Men can have their own appeal.
>>222946039Let's just say that I'm glad I didn't have access to any mares during my horniest teenage years as I would have been likely to get myself in trouble
Its been 6 years since this happened2019, we were all babes in the wood...https://youtu.be/r6L6S3LNa3Q?si=3fkjewfZozSz-cyQ
>>222946040
did barney keep on with the plow king business
>>222945977What the fuck am I meant to get herEvery time I ask she just goes "I don't know I already have everything I want"
>>222946075when yt bois try to tell me anything
>>222946039why is it that people fuck goats, sheep, and other bovids, but you rarely hear about people fucking horses. i mean i've seen the documentary about the man who died while getting FUCKED BY a horse but he didn't do the penetration
>>222946083youre pathetic
mental how no one realises that this is the original
[B]ovid
>>222946080no the devil drink got himserves as a warning to /brit/
>>222946091sc das rite
>>222946093height
>>222946097i'd cut you down like a blade of grass you smelly incel prick
oh my fucking daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29cMrVtVXY
I bet there's a lot of ageism and sexism in the tech industrynot as glamarous as it looks from the outside
>>222946118you'll do nothing
>>222946111sxrm
>>222945983>>222945992the bog is a place of deep inspiration
>>222946121holy fuck
why is heatherfreak's new nickname mouldie
>>222946125
>>222946121sir rupert lowe kbe, prime minister of great britain and northern ireland
bunch of vinegaroons the lot of you
>>222946125Was just saying this down the bar
>>222946140Because he was eating quorn nuggets as part of his bizarre gimmick and quorn nuggets are made with mould
>>222946125was just saying this down the bingo
>>222946107
>>222946140ziedbelg decided that quorn was a "neoliberal food" and started posting about it so heatherfreak started eating quorn in real life and then someone pointed out that quorn is made from mould
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MAROON 5 ALBUM
>>222946140heatherfungus
>>222946152who the hell is in the picture though
>>222946121>it's realleftypol on the ropes
Sir Melvin Sneedly
>>222946138I can feel myself losing touch with reality as I fail to determine if this is a joke or real or engagement bait
Listening to slug music
>>222946187loved those captain underpants books as a young lad
>>222946187Formerly Melvin Chuckly
>>222946175roar
>>222946125>Not to mention the vast amount of space in between everyone, inability to socialize en masse and organize anything.The Northwest Front solves this.
>>222946185the guy from the text
Any vinegaroon man in?
been sleeping with a close mate of mine as of latehe wants me to bum him but I reckon it might ruin our friendship
Taking the ex-oneitis to court. Wish me luck!
>>222946156you'll do nothing
>>222946156Wish I knew if this was an insult or a compliment
>>222946079>>222946040above a certain age women from the greece-turkey-armenia-azerbaijan-levant region have such sharp featureslook like they're going to put a gypsy curse on you
back from a 3 day ban for saying fascism is badnazi yank won't be banned for his essay length political post above thoughbeit
>>222946210what do they get out of chatgpt comments on youtube?
I don't believe there are actual virgins over the age of 35
vinegarooning rn
>>222946209Should have sold the first camera ever to get filthy rich
>>222946249ktim
i'm much less attractive than most other men
>>222946248i think those people just pretend they take family guy seriously just because it's kind of amusing
vinegaroon just crawled up my arse
>>222946247oh shut the fuck UP leftypolyou could give an aspirin a headache, pal
>>222946249ktim in 8 years
>>222946249What percentage of virgins at 20 are still virgins a decade laterA good chunk of them
vinegaroon is evolving!
>>222946249Put my disgusting slug penis in my government mandated gf at exactly 23:59 the day prior to my 36nd birthday
>>222946275>triggered into orbit over someone saying fascism is badlife must be so difficult for you
>>222946249maybe I can be the first
too fucking hot
Don't think I've ever had aspirin. Always had ibuprofen and paracetamol but I don't know what aspirin is in comparison so never bought it
>>222945185So this is lolke
none of you even know what vinegaroon means stop using dumb words speak english
why do yankoids call pasta noodles when they are clearly not
um
>>222946314it does like a billion positive thingsit a superdrug
>>222946345Superdrug is a shop you fucking gay retard
>>222946345name all billion
>>222946062big steppers on this lad
Do you think you will win on Saturday?
>>222946343scr
right well then
>>222946381I'm not playing so probably not but the upside is I won't lose either
rum sort
UMM
>>222946355
>>222946369
What the fuck you guys post dick on your threads?
losing weight and fixing my teeth has fixed 90% of my problems with attracting women, everyone who says its all about personality is talking poo
>>22294638110 nil to england
>>22294638150/50
Fallen out with the orange oneNot gonna say whyJust have
>>222946402
>>222946399awaiting the rest
>>222946402how else are we supposed to see it?
>>222946421
Right well that's a 6" girth then isn't it
>>222946402love cock me x
>>222946399Protects against shock and "stess" does it? What four year old wrote this bollocks? Completely disregarded all of it
cockmogs me!
>>222946381CAM ON ENGLAND
I thought it was gonna be thicker
mine's bigger
>>222946132>>222946222Dead bit.
rorkes new bird
>>222946425:)
>>222946355See, I'm looking back at my post and it just looks thin to me. Maybe it's the lens of the camera or something? Idk
>>222946462hi
>>222946417I know his dad is human but i'm starting to think his mom might have been an orc and that's why his so big and strong, praise be to Malacath
>>222946381yesalthough i will support you guys to win if we dont
>>222946469You are thinking about this too much
>>222946462Post it
>>222946381Probably but not arsed either way
>>222946093I don't hear regularly about people having sex with animals in general, maybe you need to not be on the weird git news channel.
>>222946466is that haus of decline
why do the hell do people join the armyshit pay, treated like shit and then get killed or disabled or some shit in a war
would you lads still shag eliot page
>>222946494Why does it look thin in the picture then? I'm led to believe 6" girth is bigger than average
i'm orange
>>222946513get paid for life when you leave, just have to do like 10 years which isnt bad when you consider most people join at 18-19
>>222946517has she got a willy
>>222946503dont know what the hell that is
>>222946503Every time I see posts like this I just think of this fucking retarded picture and I can't stop laughing
>>222946520perspective you daft cunt
>>222946520what are you comparing it to
i have a bit of a morbid interest in chiropractors.
>>222946498not allowed!
>>222946534a vag (a real one tho)
>>222946535haus of decline>>222946539made me giggle
>>222945561Looks very chuddy for not a chud
>>222945590FalseFalseFalse False4
i'm a dalit
free at last
>>222946509does this bird take it up the ass
>>222946520The question is can you use It properlyEvan a small gun can kill a person>>222946509>she's a cam hoeSad
anyone elses D&D group been ruined by the inclusion of a woman
>>222946576Racoon
>>222946572:)
How does everyone in brit have a massive willy what the fuck is going on why are all the massive willards drawn here
imagine going to prison for life because your tranny discord boyfriend convinced you to kill charlie kirk for no reason
>>222946187made a gingerbread melvin and krupp house with my little cousin last christmas. it was pretty cute
Y'all ever try that spicy gumbo??
u bloody wot
>>222946513Honor, discipline, virtue cultivation potentially, lifelong friends, benefits, love of country. But also, sometimes, looking at a couples stats, bragging rights, get through bootcamp, go live in Germany for a while, come back, I'm a hero, NO ONE gets to fuck with me, I'm going to go get magician tattoos and be an actor and do coke and poppers and let my BPD-NPD out on everyone who I arbitrarily don't like for the rest of my life because I'm a soldier bitch
>>222946596Not me
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHLBkHVT5gA
>>222946596Shagger general innit
rorkes mum cutting his hairleftypol going black barbers
>>222946605I don't even know what to say
>>222946596have a decent chopper on me but im a severe grower, my softy is an absolutely abysmal sight
>>222946599I don't think she convinced him to do it, she seemed very surprised he'd done it
>>222946644he
>>222946614luv em x
oh eww
>>222946657she :)
hi
my willy is about 8 inchesi won't post it
>>222946659that is manga you fool
>>222946466https://i.4cdn.org/co/1783386226795530.webm
>>222946670:wave:
I'm a shower not a grower
>>222946678Then no one believes you. At least other anons can back it up
It was acceptable in the 80s
my wife
>>222946576This is what the youth do nowdays is it. Dance around and have a lark. Wouldn't have been allowed when i were a lad
>>222946708>>222946708>>222946708>>222946708>>222946708>>222946708
>>222946731It was acceptable at the time
>>222946685life begins in the womb liberal
in the future everybody will choose the size of their head
>>222946699Opposite for me. Grower part's nothing to write home about but if I ever get pantsed ever it's game over for me. If I had to debate Trump as a Dem and he pantsed me during it I'd be in history books next to the moon landing probably
>>222946746gimme that tyler robinson indiana jones ahh skull
Rorke covering Acceptable In The Eighties with a wobbleboard accompaniment
>>222946596Im a welshman and mine is below average =/
>>222946760I was joking, I'm the same lol, I was scared to show my soft Willard to girls at first but I don't care anymore it ts what it is
>>222946539HEY, HEY POST THE PAULIE WALNUTS GRINCH BABY!!!!
>>222946381I think it'll be a draw
used to fancy ellen page when i saw juno
