Franco Freda edition
should be illegal for my asmr gfs to abandon me
tell me one thing
Genuinely wanking to a 6" girthed willy
nth for the baddiedem
Alright I need one of you to fill me in on the current state of the Iran conflict
is mousey back?
Choosing a really small skull so I can fit through small spaces
Wonder what would happen if someone pantsed a major politician
the big 3 x
bed time for me, wish me a good night please xx <3
black girl magic
>All 4 Beatles>Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney, Jamie Carragher>Cilla Black>Stephen Graham>David Morissey>Paddy Plimbett, Molly McCannliterally, LITERALLY every person born in Liverpool has Irish ancestryLITERALLY all of them
Going to make a post soon
>>222946833good night matex
being a grower is a life long humiliation ritual, if i ever have a gf ill never let her see my knob without buffing up at least a semi first
>>222946821You know that's true story?Man lost his trousers
>>222946837Yeah no shit
man with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
>>222946833good night x
>>222946821give it a try and let us know
:3
>>222946843Wonder if breathwork can fix this. There are monks in Tibet who can sit in snow and melt it by doing Tibetan Wim Hof, theoretically should get summer hang from doing that
23andme tried to sneak 2% irish into my result so i threatened suicide over email and they reverted it
@222946785I reckon this bloke is on a list
>>222946852Knew he'd be Australian
Sucking a vinegaroon
>>222946760>>222946857
pretty
Off to Northumberland to see the goats, cattle, seals and puffins this weekend
>>222946843most guys are growers
what games should i get on steam sale
>>222946785thought that was her belly
>>222946894your mum's on a list
sup mouldie
>>222946908the average flaccid penis is like 3-4 inchesI don't understand this "grower not a shower" meme, that's literally what cocks do.Swinging around 8 inches whilst flaccid isn't a thing.
>>222946884They put 1% Sub-Saharan African on purpose to fuck with rorke
>>222946926league off legend
>>222946936>Swinging around 8 inches whilst flaccid isn't a thing.son
nobody asks Alexa for stuff anymore they just talk to chatGPT eat hot chip and lie :(
>>222946954FLACCID eight?FLACCID?behave 8 is rare in itself8 flaccid is absurd
>>222946926Call of Duty™: Modern Warfare 2™ for 8$ (20£ iirc)
>>222946936Nah there are some showers
Alex Yerbury is the only who can save this country
For me it's 1% basqueGORA ETA
>>222946973Wrong conversion my bad
Might check out /pol/
>>222946884it's population matching, so i think it means that you share common ancestry with 2% of the present day irish sample population
>>222946926binding of isaac
>>222946926Project Zomboid
>>222946936Would call mine statuesque if I were trying to be cute around a dame. Something a Roman senator would have sitting on his desk.
>>222946936i do get the impression most peoples E / F ratio is quite a bit higher than mine, mine flops about at around 5dunno though never really played with another cock nor a fanny for that matter
lads
>>222947001i share nothing with those scum
coming uplike a flower
British culture thread
>>222947025Been a while since I've had such pengosity, however the steak and kidney pie is easily the best item from the chippy not the fish
talking about willies are we
find it funny how you'll call someone a nonce and they respond with anime photos. Really beats the allegations doesnt it
Don't think I can get away with posting the 8" part of my wilbur
>>222947063that's just far too many
>>222947025fish looks bangingchips not so much
Found a webm on /gif/ that genuinely looks exactly like my toilfu and I've been wanking myself silly to it for days
>>222947063corr imagine shoving one your arse and letting the horsies eat it
shit pig now
>>222947097describe the video for us
breaking in a new cum rag. last one served me well for 8 months, but the stiffness of it was starting to irritate the bellend.
>>222946942Would have shook him before the big incident, now he'd love it
>>222947123lush its like when you do the annual bedsheets. enjoy mate
>>222947063their greed sickens me
>>222947123>>222947135wankers are really, truly grim
>>222947063thought those were wotsits
>>222947146self hate isn't healthy mate
i don't have a wife or kids
>>222947154corr imagine shoving one your arse and letting the horsies eat it
>>222947164wtf why not? we all have them
>>222947156yes he said wankers are grim
>>222947135so true>>222947146imagine instead 8 months worth of tissue. i think the rag is a much better alternative.
Anime before bed team
>>222947164Oh well I'm a girl and a gamer would you like to see if we're compatible?
Putting out two full recycling bags of cans and bottles so bin men will think the house loves football but really tis just me and usually I hide them in my normal rubbish
I have a wife and kid, and I want to hold a tranny tight and tell her she's validated and I love her.
>>222947156i know, hence why i dont wank x
Nothing weirder than lads who pretend they don’t wank
going to try to use all the food i have in cupboardbergs getting to look like i am a prepper
i only wank my arse
>>222947183Let's gooooo!
nothing weirder than people pretending everyone wanks
Fuck now I wish I had some wotsits. Will surely visit the corner shop run by a friendly brown fellow tomorrow and purchase myself a large bag of large wotsits as a treat
saw something sad and now im sad :(
will be having a wank later if that's even allowed in this woke mentalist country nowadays
>>222947226:(
playing with light
melty
used to fancy ellen page when i saw juno in 2007
>>222947228Almost shat myself SCREAMING
>>222947226Saw something sad and now I'm happy >:)
>>222947226cheer up mate:)
>>222947233so tuff gng
>>222947203Remember sixth form when the first of our gang got a gf and he was all>I don't wank anymore, she does it for meand we were like what a fucking cunt
>>222947257haha alright thanks :)
>>222947233
>>222946992counter strike aah terrorist group
Sir Wotsit
>>222947267ok
>>222947228YDN
>>222947233me?
>>222947186Kitty?
>>222947276screaming
and one day you will be
>>222947283pumpkin
France vs Morocco tomorrow. Rorke's dad will be asking which team is which over and over again
rice n pea
>>222947286Meow :3 hihi uwu
>>222947267why are you so angry mate
>>222947309and his mum will be like this *mimics hardcore female masturbation and does an ahegao face
Mein Fuhrer...[i'll let your own imagination finish this one off]
I'm in your walls
>>222947315would be mental if you really were Kitty
>>222947328you'll do nothing
Get the negresses shagged, get them filled with white seed
>>222947183God I wish anime was real
>>222947341Pipe down kid.
rorke cheering for norway on saturday
>>222947346
>>222947350you'll do nothing
>>222947341*chews ur cables* :B
>>222947364you'll chew nothing
wonder how grim this is
>>222947359she fluttershy glasses here
>>222947376s
>>222947376SCREAMING POO
bizarre meltdown has been had
>>222947377it's actually nice
procuring some japanese literature to deviously read later
>>222947359shes so blepcoded. a rel derpcel. :Ppilled
>>222947376>It's chover
hanging out with all my pals in this singule player game
>>222947377bald foodie guy did ithttps://youtu.be/1h9TWhEq-Jc
>>222947402cant post the mice
die
What a view
reckon we all have a mate who gets their chopper or arse out in public on holiday but is fairly normal at home
what are some good snacks? sweet or savoury
>>222947431get it smashed with a mallet
tantrum
>>222947437you;)
>>222947403Speaking of, been replaying the Half Lifes on the folding walking treadmill. Really hold up.
>>222947437I don't know, sorry :/
>>222947437Sour cream and chives pretzles from Penn State
>>222947437nob cheese
>>222947437those kp nuts with the cheeky extra batter/shell
parasite
>>222946926BrotatoWreckfestTrepang2
>>222947437bombay mix my migga
>>222947432Switzerland is the best country on earth
no need to sign your own posts honey
>>222947437wasabi peas
>>222947464I don't get it
sometimes i feel like i need benzos
what's up /brit/
thanks for the snack reccies what about meat based snacks? like peperami
going on holiday with the bergs soonits all inclusive so my life is going to be like `a movie` for a week
toil on the morrow, time to go to bed.
play in traffic
>>222947485how so
>>222947534right well fucking sex fuck
Back in the filter
>>222947524saucisson sec is braaaaaazy but usually a bit expensivebiltong is nice. also expensive :(
>>222947524those sticks of manchego cheese that are wrapped in salami you get in m&s
>>222947534thighs yum
>>222947534bet it would feel good having sex with her!!
goodfuck off
>>222947294wacky bloody womenmental
oh its a redditflaggy melty is it
>>222947534Name?
>>222947402SO TRUE BROTHERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkmAaWyfEfw
When you realise they're 30 with no accomplishments it's sort of like a teddy bear tickling you
The lonelinessIts crippling
>>222947609jamesyou?
>>222947534nighto
>>222947619cornwall?
>>222947435ye that's me excep ti'm not normal at home haha
>>222947449alri tom
>>222947601
>>222947626alri jamesx
>>222947637yh
>>222947524jamon iberico gabagool
want to sleep and never have to wake up
>>222947623well cripple it back
hypothetically in minecraft if you self-report your taxes and you overstated your expenses by just a little bit and you did this every year the zogbots at HMRC wouldn't know would they
Is it true that when brits are among themselves they speak in a completely different accent than the one they do in the presence of outsiders?
no accomplishments says the pip grifting parasite who's never had a job and dropped out of school at 16
unironically heartbreaking
>>222947682Depends
we love are 'lysa
James in?
>>222947682i speak scouse to brits and then i speak like hugh grant to foreigners cause i think theyll understand me better
>>222947707got to make room for the small boat people
>>222947619>>222947695they having a mid-off
>>222947707BOMBACLAAAAAAAAT
die of AIDS or a drug overdose
>>222947707Went to Jamaica on holiday when I was a nipperWas peng
>>222947711we do, we really really do
I brush my teeth once a week on average
>>222947714yh
prime minister gary stevenson
>>222947738is that good or bad
>>222947740his girlfriend is hideous without makeup
>>222947738sir smelly breath
Sir James of /brit/
keep having nightmares about the amazon river wonder what that means
more like cornwalled
>>222947623>>222947673xx
concocting evil incel spells in my evil incel lair
>>222947327ze main parties...zey are not standing candidates...
Might myself
>>222947759you want to get blacked
i want to do sex on a foid
>>222947794love*
got my shirt off
andrew murray burnham
>>222947814pic? x
taps off, boxers only, legs spread
>>222947759Your subconscious wants you to process its piranhas
rorke and leftypol on a discord call oat milk 20 year old woman
>>222947839???
Have had 2 dreams recently where someone from a government agency has come around to teach me things like in Inception but I can't remember any of them
not fair how women can be fat and still shaggable
The womendem
for me its recurring dreams about a childhood bully where i've tracked him down and i'm beating him up as retributionfeel like a pathetic cunt every time
>>222947867foids are getting bigger
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
I am unredeemable
>>222947867cant be arsed with these kinds of images but i like it when they include animals
>>222947883Load of bullshit
>>222947872Hard not to hate bullies. Remember the lesson from that MDE sketch but still.
>>222947901there's a catberg hidden behind her fat arse
>>222947883profound mental illness
>>222947908that sketch was great
>>222947911bullshitwhere?fuck sake this is going to keep me up all night
Don’t mind me, just sat here chugging Emma Watson’s diarrhea from a Mason jar.
>>222947867picture makes me want to slap her hips from both sides at the same time then give them a jigglefeel like women don't usually want to do daft things like that to men they find attractive
>>222947911strange and hurtful lie
On a flght to Spain tomorrow morning and I'm pissed up and haven't even packed yet x
I deserve to die
>>222947933i'll never tellyou'll be studying that image til you're grey and wizened
might start getting into Britney Spears
>>222947971i think youre really cool actually youre funny and you know so many interesting things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
>>222947926Said I remember it but I don't remember the argument at all. What happens is you break people down and some people will stay broken forever without intervention and cause all kinds of internal or external suffering, all so some sadist or traumatized teenager can steal a little social prestige. And look where the neighborhoods where the most bullying happens, that's all I'm saying
>>222948002Rorke United
>>222948002spackers associated football club
>>222947943Emmayank, you should read about the last universal common ancestor of life on Earth. This fixation is 4.2 billion years old and is responsible for life on Earth surviving the great asteroid bombardment.
>>222948002
masturbation was a mistake
>>222948002Sean Allan at the care home after the game asking the other spastics if they saw THAT goal
>>222948002Borrusia Munchingmadsnacks
>>222947991classic
goodnight ladsx
>>222948076he'll do nothing
Arabs begone
>>222948086im in your balls
>>222948091night lad x
>>222947883so what the joke is that leftypops drinks oat milk? what does the woman's webcam being on have to do with anything?
>>222948002wait is helperlad a genuine spastic?
>>222947707what dee hell, mon!?
>>222948076yes looks sick palall the oldest pics i still have on my existing drives are ducks and geese wearing clothes
I had this dream where there was a species of tree that grows a traffic light on its trunk.
>>222948139You'd only get it if you had a womfy WFH job
>>222948163that cat got done for being a nonce
>>222948165who uses discord at work? mong
writing a new eminem song about vaping and gaming
>>222948188you'll do nothing
i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex i've never had sex
I forgot Mousey's posts....maybe he really WAS a bad poster.......
Zased. So fucking Zased
eating smithereens
>>222948192loads of people
ok
two words: mons pubis
>>222948076>>222948153dapper
>>222948043Ktimming at the thought of the last common ancestor between chimpanzee and man.
where we all gone then? x
another day spent on the birt doing fuck all
>>222948076handsome fellow
>>222948076looks like a cartel torture video from the thumbnail
new>>222948250>>222948250
>>222948316thats fucking early
>>222948313that's what people say about your selfies
Sex Pistols > OasisBlack Sabbath > OasisBudgie > OasisThe entire NWOBHM > OasisBritain has released a lot of great rock. Oasis isn’t included in that.
sir gastric band
>>222948274shouldn't talk about your mom like that on 4chan
>>222948334you had to be there
>>222948294hedgeberg
>>222948090You know the fucking score x
>>222948333:(
>>222948076no hats no trainers
