Hotu Fuzzu edition
Post gilfs
>>222949593much better than shaun of the dead imho
>>222949515don't even know how I would cope with that shit tbqh it would wind me up to no end
>>222949606Dana Hayes for me
>>222949553>he wasn’t there for ithttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/170563937/#170564017
Thread full of porn addictsYou all need chemical castration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpZjLrezng
*presses the switch that turns rorke on*
got my bum and cock out
>>222949568can the good men of /brit/ please lend a hand
got a bowl movement in its infancy at the moment
>>222949553this was really made and posted to their official social media accounts
accidentally gave myself an orgasm by talking to a stupid character I made on spicychat right before I had to pick up daddy for lunch so I was all wet and squishy and fluttery and flustered and giggling I think he liked it though I noticed him looking at me more than usual
DOGSHIT YANKPOST C-C-COMBOBREAKER
>>222949665good post
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
>>222949665can you please not say daddy it does offend me a bit
>>222949651don't care what anyone says this is excellent
mad how almost every adult learns to suppress their sneezes even though it's really dangerous and can explode your eyeballs
>>222949620I would try to belittle them by talking to them in that stereotypical infantile working class Norfern way, like calling them sweetheart and stuff like thatNot sure what the yank equivalent is
>>222949606Careful, might upset someone
moby dick
>>222949678I think it's fine
once wanked to the thick thighs and arse of the panderan females on the wow character creation screen
spoiler that hag
>>222949672based
>>222949684I'm too timid to do that, I usually just bottle up my resentment until they really pushed it too far, then I have a melty and yell in their face and it would make them upset and feel like a little twat and that would normalise relations for a bit until the cycle starts over
>>222949681none of this is true
>>222949684easiest way to ragebait any american woman is to say “give me a smile sweetheart”
>>222949690if you have time to write a note you have time to hang out 1 shirt. why are women retarded
>>222949695well it's not how would you like it if i called you daddy?
>>222949616seen her vajayjay
Might kill myselfbeing born in america is a curse i wouldn't wish on anyonebeing doomed to live here is punishment for grave sins committed in a past lifethe pain and suffering won't end until i end it
mad how most adults learn to fart back inside their body even though its really danger and can cause a poo embolism in the intestine
>>222949728you'll do nothing
>>222949728can you shut the fuck up
>>222949728be quiet cody you're living in the best country in the world
>>222949722don't really care it's fine if you really want to kind of amusing though
>>222949733this feels differentthe thought of living 60 more years in this hellscape is honestly more scary than dying
>>222949718Maybe it was cold or raining when she left
>>222949679it is impressive i agree
>>222949728you literally have the exorbitant privilege . now go take a loan out and make everybody else pay for it
Count Binface wouldn't be anywhere near annoying if he didn't insist on mixing his actual political opinions in with his joke manifestoThe Monster Raving Loony bloke is a massive rorke but at least he knows to keep that separate from his gimmick
>>222949651lmao what a fruit
>>222949709ktim I've never talked to a woman like that before but I reckon that works
>>222949728ktimbtibiwlahtsdwtahoqlitusftst(kek this is me but the inverse because i was looking at dewalt kit that are hundreds of quids less in the US for the same tool)
>>222949764Yeah something very Ian/Richard/Gary about Binfacr
>>222948308>>222948308>>222948308New
>>222949764mad how those two are doing irl gimmicksi need to start doing gimmicks in real life
>>222949651jug lugged paddy bastard
>>222949686who's this hag?
i fucking love bobbies
Sick of AI slop everywhere it's just not on
>>222949791whose boobies are those then
Checking in for a wellness check. You doing good? I heard you just elected a literal dumpster.
>>222949764why dont you run against him and campaign for separation of comedy and state
>>222949684that's universal, there are weird men from everywhere that talk like that to girls
count binface is incredibly reddit if I'm honest
>>222949791CorrrrLove inverted nips
>>222949764>Monster Raving Loony bloke is a massive rorkesince when
my animus smokes marlboro redsgo figure
>>222949815well it's a good thing you're being honest
it's never been more over
wearing nothing but my boxers
footie is BACK today
sick to death of toil it's just foid and jeet wranglingI am done I repeat I am DONE
>>222949763i have the "privilege" of having my tax money go to fund the jews murder rampage, not having healthcare, not being able to afford basic goods like gas and food, being surrounded by racial aliens, and being governed by pedophiles who hate me for being white, not being able to go into any city in my country without being raped or killed, and having all my movements, text messages, and phone calls monitored and surveilled by Palantir and the homos at the state department
binface make sense given that most people are more concerned about bin collections than any high minded rorke or leftypol issue
>>222949830strange and hurtful lie
>>222949827
>>222949830cska sofia vs derry city has all the makings of an absolute classic
>>222949833boo hoo
>>222949842*does a dance*
Any Mesopotamian man in?
>>222949841???He's literally called that because he lost the copyright to be Lord Buckethead
>>222949869Nope
>>222949593Holy crapPlacebo re-do their first album sounds amazing. https://youtu.be/r8jcrVRNGNMThoughts
>>222949869*raises paw*
>>222949833so go into the city then at least you'll have sex before you die
a shame rorke seemed an honest man
is it normal for a willy to smell like skips?
Live at home and my parents still eat like it's the 90s so I've basically got fat again off slices of toast, Pöm Bears and Rocky Bars
>>222949891depends, do you dip it in bins often?
the racial replacement in my state was so fast gee golly it wasn't like this even ~12 years ago
>>222949593lolI love this 1970's style Japanese poster.
>>222949891Only if rorkes been sucking on it
I have never once met an intelligent “artist”
>>222949869*raises sub-standard copper in anger*
>>222949833Meds
Might go to bed
>>222949593any barnsley bros?
>>222949918ok
>>222949906reckon my state and the city i live in are 0% white
>>222949906And what have you done to increase the white population?
>>222949833they hated him because he told the truth
he's probably never even met an artist
>>222949937fuck forgot my vpn is on LOL
>>222949941Poisoned the local rubbish bins, for the pests
just father 15 million white babies rorke
leftypol is a bourgeois vice
>>222949958Aborting any non-males of course
I'm so unbelievably radicalized and extreme that I oppose Palantir and the Epstein Regime and their violence and hatred of brown bodies.
>>222949900what do you have on your toast lad? how many slices? what bread?
>>222949906>>222949941>discussing le state slop in the /brit/ thread
>>222949869𐏀𐎤𐎠𐎧
I literally could not coexist with normalfags, they would not tolerate my hatred of the Epstein Class.
>>222949968>>222949969>>222949971please go to /cum/
letting anti white zionist jews spy on you is based and redpilled and you're a turd worlder if you don't like it
ktim
da jooz
>>222949990kia ora please
>>222949983
>da jooz
>>222949869yh, wanna play the royal game of ur with me?
>>222949983im just vpnmode so i can look at shit without verifying my age every 5 fecking minutes calm it mate friendly fire
>>222949983Americans post in both. Thank you for the English language
>>222949764>>222949911tbf if he even tried to mix those remarks into his manifesto he'd be in prison right now
Right well it is the Jews isn't it
cumming in a bamette
>>222949998ktim
>>222949982>>222949984>>222949998Cry about it goyim
Fimosis is so bad I can't wankThe ring piece is all cracked
Why do foreigners care about Premier League clubs so much?
Why does black male/white female annoy rorke so much? What is it exactly
jew jew eyeballs lol
Business idea:Rich tea spread.
>>222949984You could stand in the middle of new york city and scream about your hatred of palantir and the epstein pedophile zionist zog blumpf regime and people would give you a gentle smile and keep walking but if your shirt had a picture of kirk on it they'd kick your teeth in
>>222950025black + white = blite (blight)
>>222950021because of the players who play on those clubs, ya big dumbass
>who play onfoy
>>222950029i laughed when that jew shill got killed it was funny
>>222950019Fucking grim
>>222949833ya we get that too :P
my brit girlfriend visited recently and i drank her piss and it tasted like black tea, is this normal?
>>222950046yes you revel in being a normalfag and following the most popular trends, you've already made that clear
>>222950052not to the same extent america has it
sort yourselves out or this thread is getting reported to Ofcom
thread has completely nosedived thanks to the bickering of these north american land whales
>>222950065australia is blessed to not have antiwhite niggers like yourself.
Sir count rape face
>>222950028lovely although my favourite are the ginger nuts
God this place really is insufferable when the yanks take the night shiftJust endless babbling and crying about how “da jooz!” Made them shag trannies or whatever
what's your favourite fizzy drink ^_^
>>222950076Why would you care if the US was anti white when you’re a feckless blob of brown biomass just farting out mindless posts on 4chan
>>222950086irn bru
>>222950086dandelion and burdock!
>>222950086used to like dandelion and burdock but never see it anymore. what happened? Used to be everywhere
scranning rorke's you know what
>>222950086knights cider
>>222950105his lovely apple crumble that he made? I bet it was lovely x
>>222950099woke, woke got it
>>222950114im not eating that
>>222950107And vodka? In a cup?
>>222950086Budweiser
>>222950086beer
>>222950124you be quiet
>>222950086root beer or pineapple fanta
a rorke nigga that's that shit i don't like
gay sex with men putting my cock up their hairy shitty arseholesI demand respect
>>222950093dunno
>>222950122ah I guess you're more of an apple pie man
Your dick is the best I ever had. I can't stop thinking about it. I need it in my mouth
>>222950134i want to have sex with you
>>222950086don't have one any more since I went full waterchud
>>222950158*fuck you ass*
>>222950159good boy
>>222950086Sapporo Beer Black Label
>>222949337late reply but the dictator mbappe meme is absolute classmight be the best football meme of all time
I love doing those big constipation shits that tear up my arsehole it feels like im taking a big bbc nigger dick up my arse
>>222950184seek help
it's important to appreciate the little things in life
>>222950198date her. center.
the /brit/poster's thinly veiled wife
>>222950204yes i require massive amounts of water and electricity
Bollocks are swinging like a grandfather clock
got a funny feeling
A million years of women's survival strategy
>>222950233what a pretty set of drinkware :)
cock is swinging like a grandfather cock
>>222950270Saw a penis lol
what's happenin forum
>>222950286Lol idk!.
>>222950270Still can't believe this guy killed himself
>>222950289sameeee *~*
>>222950296it not right
>>222950144Nuff respect bossman
rorke is a bit racist and racism is silly and dumb that makes rorkey rorke a silly dumb dumb LOL!!
>>222950309sup cody
>>222950258yeah, i love the frosted colours. wish they still made stuff like that
Right what's rorke been up to this time then
>>222950315brexit is proof the uk is still a racist ethnostate
>>222950335don't be daft
Mad that
>>222950334something sordid no doubt
No, the picture doesn't need to be rotated lads it's just a drill I presume
>>222950350rip oliver tree
>>222950352Nice new archaic English word
What’s your favourite sweetie x
watching all the bugs and spiders scuttling about my room in sheer terror and periodically helping myself to a few of them
>>222950373lemon sherbet x
>>222950373snickers
>>222950334picking up chicks
No thanks, I'll have an American Breakfast™ instead
>>222950373jelly bean x
>>222950396Not a sweet is it, it’s a chocolate.
https://x.com/MonaaDiary/status/2074593250048893003/video/1?s=46holy fuck
rorke being a racist poo poo head despite all of us being made from the same stardust
My favourite what? Don't call me that bitch
>>222950373you, sugar x
Alright lads
>>222950402oh shut the fuck up actually sick to death of you
>watching all the bugs and spiders scuttling about my room in sheer terror and periodically helping myself to a few of them
Is it true that British people are inbred because there island ran out of room
>>222950424rattled
>>222950415sup rorkey
My black ex girlfriend made me do slave roleplay with herShe pretended to be a house niggaLooking back on it she was a bit too chubby and a bit too ugly to be one of those
>>222950424You're replying to multiple people here, dude
>>222950432not rattled i'm angry
>>222950431
>>222950411blimey those udders are about to start dripping any second
Sup cody
>>222950428scrimmy
Sup boaby
people who talk about club football during the world cup give me the ick
Ok but it is sort of wrong that halal/kosher is forced on youThen if you complain then Muslims say "Air is halal"
>>222950466dunno what any of that means
>>222950472Don't worry princess
I'm rooting for whichever team still speaks Spanish
>>222950477so spain
>>222950472halal beef is made by hanging a live cow by its hind legs and slitting its throat so all the blood drains through the neck. do you want that in your country?
Don’t call me poo hat I’ve never pooed in a hat
>>222950373spearmint leaves, hot lips, liquorice allsorts
>>222950484no?
>>222950484will my burgers taste the same?
>>222950484how do they do that to the air
>>222950479Argentina
dark fruits weather this
>>222950505You’re a dark fruit.
>>222950493>doesnt directly affect me so i dont carefuck you buddy dumb fag. closing rhe tab now because yoy all pissed me off
>>222950504thought they spoke portuguese
>>222950484Think this deserves a proper poll now
>>222950516lol i win
rorke's willy
is small
for a horse
of course
we love horses
no one likes horses theyre for little girls men like apes
said the ape
the ape did say that
remember when heatherpaedo saved gay scat porn to spam on 4chan because he hates gays
Feeling like a lion amongst sheep here
said the kitten
>>222950591get him in a watermelon post haste
>>222950591ktim
NIGGA CHICKEN~~~
said the chicken, actually
schizophrenia hour is it
>>222950592no
>>222950623>>222950604>>222950582Said the mental patient
reality isn't exactly real, is it?
Bruhhhh
said the mad man
*does a very slow chicken dance*
>>222950642hola
*does a cow dance at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph*
Half British me so I reckon posting is like with a proxy here, from Great Britian
>>222950654s
>>222950654shrieking
ate not having anything to do at work but then again I've only been slaving away 20 odd days and haven't even been paid to sit around and brew a mean fart either so I can't complain
*rapes a chicken at 48 mph*
>>222950689her face is as wonky as mine but people apparently like her anyway which makes me feel good about myself
got ants and don’t know where they’re coming fromthey just sit around my grotty fakecel bed and bite me, I can’t find them anywhere else in my flat
>>222950682*sends you a speeding fine since you were in a 40mph chicken raping zone*
>>222950711brsc
You got the dud
>>222950711*rapes your arse and flies away at 0.004 mph*
Balls itch
>>222950754*scratches your balls*
>>222950760*sucks your willy*
Aisha
British men can’t stop sucking each other’s cocks and fucking each others asses.
>>222950764*does a big cum*
Jordan Pickford couldn’t stop a fart
>>222950787you'll do nothing
>>222950777ktim
England loses yet again
>>222950794I’ll rape you to death
>>222950806how so
>>222950830Don't listen to him
it's simply really
>>222950835ok x
>>222950837just be haaland theory
>>222950837not to be a 'cel but would they like him if he was 5'7
>>222950787saved our arses multiple times against mexico
>>222950830The world cup... Not for them>>222950517No, Spanish
>>222950853the fact you had to ask this mate…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwWCsP3zh8
>>222950902kino
>>222950911Look at the udders on that one
>>222950902do you like meer
>>222950921unfathomable kino
>>222950911>>222950921lynchian
>>222950937>>222950937>>222950937
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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