start doing this edition
Sir Walkers
Tim soon to be deceased purely because of his own nasty, selfish and evil personality :)
thats right rorkedr nighat said so
>>222956782wish i had a cute slightly deranged mother that looked like that who would also have sex with me through my teenage years to my early adulthood
How do you shave your balls smooth? How do people do it? Need a shagger to explain.
>>222956802>there's a woman MP in her 20s who keeps flashing her arse in gym leggings on tiktok. Need more of her ilk instead desucorrr whozzat
>>222956782Me when I ask an Aussie what his favourite cheese is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeIx8rrlSc&list=RDjLeIx8rrlSc&index=1
>>222956815Probably cause they're all so fat these days
>>222956821Darling, I don't use "protection"
>>222956827sounds like a job for the wax lady
Uh oh spaghetti-o
>>222956821>gobongobon my knob haha please
>>222956831
*swings into the new*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783594334344304.mp4
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s pooey girl farts.
*enter's /bri/*
>>222956882need to see the rest of that
>>222956815Yeah, you know that you might as well think that all the walls you're coming across in terms of services or lip-services are made up of indian employees on purpose, just so you can put a brown face to a "No" the system is giving you, the same system the royals, the.english industrialists and fincancial speculators and the rabid christian jihadists that man your intelligence agencies and don't you fucking pretend for a second you don't understand what I am saying I'll hook you in the mouth and stomp on your balls.
>>222956907same, that's where it cut off on the video I saw though
>>222956908Schizophrenic fucktard
imagine if seawater was drinkiablewould be mental
>>222956921Seethe
>>222956908Yawn
so badly wish i were a clueless late zoomer who didn't get to experience the 2000s internet and only grew up with instagram/twitter/tiktok slopi witnessed the tail end of the golden age of the world wide web as a teenager and it's only been downhill since, i'll probably be chasing that dragon for the rest of my life. it not right
>>222956928Whoever told you it wasn't was just joking
Please lads. Spare a thought for your local women during this heatwave.
>>222956937You know I am right and exposing the truth just like I did during covid
>>222956952>>222956815lmao chuds just HAD to tell /brit/
>>222956955You quite simply need to be euthanised
>>222956944staring at this gif made me gay
anyone got any brand new information about how heatwaves affect women or perhaps a story about a british woman cuckolding her husband with hundreds of men then going public with it?
Rorke>Men can't be womenAlso Rorke>Women do not differ from men in any way whatsoever so this BBC article is nonsense
i know its far too hot when my bollocks get The Smell before midday
hate the heat just want winter back
>>222956964i was going to post it earlier too, but couldn't think of anything funny to say about it
Emma Watson does tasty shits.
>>222956955*rapes yuo're mouth my my peepee*(:<
>>222956955Only thing you're exposing is your mental illness
good thing about greeknonce become steadily more schizophrenic is now he doesn't even say anything from which one can interpret a coherent argument, so the only option is to tell him to fuck off
12 hours until Diego Day!
>>222957006Made a few videos of her doing that
>>222957007was worth the wait
>>222957003
wiping my arse with the cat
>>222957003woahh vicky, capmalawooahh vicky, capmalavicky had a battle, capmalaain't talm nun, capmala
>>222957003>Im battling with my fleshMe when I have the JAV on
capmala aint talm bout nun
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Skype call together*Rorke: Just drinking some orange juice.Leftypol: Orangey?Rorke: Yes, really orangey.Leftypol: I'm on the pineapple juice myself to be fair.Rorke: Orangey?Leftypol: Pineappley.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**74 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*74 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
run and walk toil complete. circuit ended at 4.85km so i did a little extra run to make it an even 5km
looked at 1 chud type post on twitter and my timeline is completely fucked with alt right stuff
>>222957020he'd probably still manage to come across as a schizophrenic retard even without the language barrier kekboggles the mind why he even bothers with this place at all considering i've never seen a single positive response to any of his posts whatsoever
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Skype call together*Rorke: Just drinking some orange juice.Leftypol: Orangey?Rorke: Yes, really orangey.Leftypol: I'm on the pineapple juice myself to be fair.Rorke: Orangey?Leftypol: Pineappley.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**74 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on with her big hairy rat out*74 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Corrr.Leftypol: Slayyy.
>>222957096Isn't that basically the point of the website
you kids won't remember him, but there used to be a poster called mouseynow, mousey would post this picture of a mouse, nothing too offensivebut we'd say "no mice", oh boy, did that rile him up"stfu minimod im allowed to post the mice" he'd sayhe was a good lad though, dead now, of course
>>222957125He`sstill Rememberedok !!
>>222957093ok
>>222957134why do you have a homestuck typing quirk
>>222957120mine was just funny vids until now
We're team /Tim/ here
Morning
Mouse's jig was up when his craven attention-seeking was no longer arguable after him spamming his Twitch stream Before then he insisted that he was just trying to point out how others were after attention
https://vocaroo.com/1cQpAecN0yA5
Just fucking execute him. Problem solved
he's been on /brit/ since 9am this morning and hasn't left his room but all of a sudden he's done a 10k run
>>222957112>with her big hairy rat out*Roaring
>cravennow THERE was a good /brit/ lad
>>222957171stalemate? REMOVE VISAS FROM THEM
>>222957164the attention-seeking snowball has been the end of many a namefagto be fair to spaino he at least had the decency to spin it into a narrative and have a clean break
never finshed homestuck me it got too tedious at the end
pass the dutchie pon de left side
mad how even a gimmick as harmless as posting a picture of a bottle of cravendale can make people despise you
>>222957181mental how this is actually wise and true but she's only using it to stroke her own ego
>>222957201Diego also fits the exact same structure He insisted the name was just ironic at first to poke fun at personalities, then of course the fame was a mask which ate in to his face
>>222957221>then of course the fame was a mask which ate in to his facealri barry
2 orange and colgate challenge in the middle lets go
drinking orange squash
>>222957215how do you know
cutting my nails
go to /cric/ask for zachyhe'll sort you out
nth for the gyaldem
>>222957204never read it either tbqh only learned about it when i was wanking to loads of undertale porn a decade ago lol good times
>>222957240little alien fella
>>222957162indian tiktok be like
>>222957277i despise you
>>222956978>>222957009>>222957012I will turn you all into communists, like promised.
>>222957277drinking wee milk
just went communist
>>222957143seething fatty jealous that other people don't get out of breath walking up the stairs
Not a controversial statement to suggest ...and out come the wolves is by far the best Rancid album
mad how 2 letters can rattle a person so badly
>>222957299which brand of communism?
>>222957314DIAL NOINE, NOINE, NOINE
this isn't even a /brit/ it's not big or clever get the new made
Spaino. Say what you want but he was a /brit/ lad through and through.
>>222957318prefer not to say
>>222957317Same with three letters like bbc
>>222957305guys im a normie im normal im exercising look at me i left the house IM NORMAL LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
>>222956827I'd like an answer
a single punctuation mark can send some of you schizos flying'
>>222957339use veet(don't actually do this)
>>222957305Okay mate given you’re doing run/walk shit you can’t be in great shape yourself so just chill out a little bit yeah?
>>222957341mental how that little mark has a fuck-off long nameapostrophefucking catastrophe
>>222957341mine looks different ’
my curse has been lifted
>>222957331Stalinism then
im umslug
>>222957376Elaborate or die
'p
just imagined a yank saying "mental how" in real life and chinned my nan in a blind rage
post-scran intratoil nap
>>222957405he says "corr" and "kin ell" too
>>222957411haha look at her go
>>222957411women are constantly spinning nowadays
>>222957429just projectile vomited all over my monitor
post-scran intra-disabled toilet wank
did nothing today
>>222957411black pussy has me considering some of my principles
when you see an australian post you've got to put "aye" (rhymes with "day") at the end of every sentence
>>222957288More like to make me hate wogs more quite frankly
>>222957356your apostrophes look like this ’ like mine here>>222957362 so you must be using a foreign keyboard otherwise they'd look normal like this '
>>222957461when i see an australian post i usually just sigh at the end
mould
>>222957465every woman in the pic is weaering yoga pantsobscene creatures fucking kill them
>female director that heads up all the internal business departments started recently>barely 40>there are already photos>already used AI to make nudes and wanked to her
>>222957486he looks like a jeraffe
dont like when the first 20 mins of a movie are boring, you can make it interesting while establishing the characters idiot movie writers
>>222957481fucking identified that cunt
*stares*
>>222956995screaming but the other way round>being a woman isn't about biology>but here is how being a woman makes it biologically harder
wish i was on holiday
>>222957495right well that's illegal isn't it canslad
>>222957500i dont think thats real
>>222957500pointless post
>>222957500Shut the door you're letting all the cold out
>>222957221Except Diego has basically left and would mostly post on one day of the week.
>>222957500how many slackjawed indianbrained retard prompts did it take you to produce this slop
*squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch*
>>222957512Lots of things are illegal, like 4chan in Britain but you don't see me telling the fucking labour party to fine them now do you
>>222957500Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!
>>222957495Sort your life out you freak
fame is a gun x
i dont do anything
>>222957552alri x
Shall shortly be going to the corner shop to buy a big bag of wotsits as previously promised Theme: bouncing souls - manthem
>>222957541birds feet are better suited to walking on ice than wellies this is a stupid post
>>222957541lads got the memo
>>222957570Better waiting until the evening when it's cooler
sorry but Tilde now using the name Employed Woman is a man ok
>>222957526its a fridge mumberg, it will get colder again within minutes
>>222957481he is just using the default apple keyboard
for some reason i thought declan rice was like 32 or summat but he's actually 27
>>222957570Corr, might get a pack myselfThe last big pack lasted me about 4 days
>>222957591It's 3 minutes away you big fat hairy man
>>222957481what A`grave`Mistake .. !!
>>222957612how on earth do you not get a stonk on
a weak incompetent man who becomes a teacher so he can have some authority and feel like a smart tough guy
>>222957612On this day a lifelong fetish was created and this poor lost any chance of being normal
>>222957641actually a good joke
>>222957641haha
my boring run and walk post has caused an argument between the lads. i never even replied to anyone lmao
>>222957656you just know there's a post with this vid somewhere on an asian incel subreddit full of seething ricecels in the comments
warwick davis's first two children died after childbirth because they inherited 2 different types of dwarfism (his wife was a different kind of dward) mentalwonder what they looked like
>>222957676highlight of your week no doubt
>>222957688Willing to bet they were aborted because they were of normal height
>>222957701best thing to happen to me this year so far
warwick davis porn
>>222957688dwarves are nefarious
snapping my beak in twain
>>222957704right read the post again mate. how could they have been aborted if they died post-childbirth? imbecile.
incels: women shouldn't dress like that!!! kill them all!!!sexhavers: wow nice arseindians: butiful women i want sex u pls give number i want marry sex u
>>222957707gz
>>222957729rorke: i come from a land down under
>>222957728Or so they would have you believe
>>222957728you don't seriously trust the word of 2 dwarves, do you?
>>222957728Because they lied after the fact ok use your loaf it's hardly like I didn't read it
>imbecile.
>>222957729Ian: Egg and chips for dinner
>>222957750mischevious arent they
imagine if warwick davies had a thick 8 incher
>>222957729drake: shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bus it to the dance
fuark
incels:sexhavers:indians: rorke: pass de dutchie pon de left hand sidepass de dutchie pon de left hand side it a go bun give me the music make me jump and prance
not up to much
>>222957787why not
what possesses a man to post every image he sees that makes his penis tingle on brit
>>222957769heard a quite different version of this song
>>222957759oh that is SO Ian
>>222957794someone more sensible than me took over my project at work
I think it was Rorke that said "draw a dragon, dot the eyes"
>>222957807spark him out
>In his book, “Secret Life,” researcher David Jacobs Ph.D. presents a case involving a young girl who was taken onboard a craft. During a physical exam, the ETs cut off a lock of her hair and then, in an act of apparent humor, held it up to his bald head and showed it to the other grays>A dramatic case of UFO contact was revealed by John Keel. On November 17, 1966, two policemen from Gaffney, South Carolina came upon a landed saucer. Out stepped a short humanoid who began asking them all kinds of question. He seemed puzzled that the two officers were dressed in identical uniforms. After answering the ET’s questions, the officers asked the ET where he was from. The ET seemed to think the question was funny and began laughing, and then returned into the craft, which promptly took off. cheeky cunts
Stepon batty man
>>222957795dunno x
>>222957795*consults charts*think this fits squarely in the "incel" category
>>222957807that's niceunfortunately for me i am the most competent person on my team desite being a lazy retard
most men i see are skinny or a bit muscular with a few fat or very muscular outliers but most women i see are chubby or fat with a few thin outlierswhat causes this
JUST WHO IS BIOMASS ANDY?
>>222957795
>>222957830any pictures of her stinking smelly bumhole? x
>A truly bizarre case comes from researcher, Salvador Frexiedo. In the summer of 1976, a busload of passengers in Santander, Colombia were shocked when twenty short humanoids emerged from the forest and stopped the bus, then began rocking back and forth, eventually tipping it over on its side. The humanoids began laughing hysterically and then, on cue, ran off back into the forest. screamaing
>>222957795its latent homosexuality they get off on the idea that they're making other men horny by doing it its not normal gayness either its the nefarious porn addict cuckold type that makes otherwise straight men wear dresses and do sissy hypno shit
Oh ,oh, and here comes skynews with the south african "anti-immigration protests" to convince you that immigration is a "global issue" and to ease your consciensce that you're not really a racist, if anything it's leftypol who's racist because he refuses to acknowledge a thing that black people in south africa are protesting about.
Hot weather seriously affecting my mental health now
>>222957838women have a higher bf% than men. just the way the world works
>>222957861Facts getting in the way of your feelings again, are they? Annoying isn't it :'(
>>222957856>porn addict cuckold type that makes otherwise straight men wear dresses and do sissy hypno shitOddly specific brucey boy
>>222957847that girl was like 14 you're replying to a pedophile and you also are one
>>222957895ahem... brb
>>222957886Ah yes, the facts we get from the news on the telly, famously
you niggas don't know about cold baths
>>222957918you met one of these
>>222957913Are you disputing the fact that there are anti-immigration protests in South Africa?
>>222957875Your mum sure has a higher bf% than most women, bf here standing for both body fat and boyfriend
>>222957923yes it raped me
>>222957847um
>>222957937left that freak unmoved
>>222957938jesus unlucky but ultimately deserved
>>222957918hit one of these things on the hume hwy in 2017 but it limped off into the bush before i could get a good look
>>222957918unironically saw something like this when i did dmt. but it was more 3D and more metallic looking.the machine elves are real.
my OCD made them sexy
>>222957959did it communicate
haven't bought anything in the steam sale because i know i'll never play it. i've become enlightened
>>222957825Ktim. If I have to do something I do it well and quickly but most of the time I don't do anything at all
>>222957895Obsessed with Children Disorder
>i took hardcore psychedelics and saw thingswhoa
my OCD really spikes when I go to the beach after schools break up
>>222957971yeh
>porn addict cuckold type that makes otherwise straight men wear dresses and do sissy hypno shitktim
WFH for the last day before vacation tomorrow. I reckon I'll have loads of wanks
>>222957994:/
never goondo you fucking hear me
:/
Can't believe how quickly Timmy has gone from quietly schizophrenic to basically near dying.Terrifying really. Basically spending his last days being a problem for a bunch of minimum wage BAME carers.
he isn't jokinghe needs help
gooning rn
watching This Morning and i liked it when the host introduced them and said "good morning" and everyone else replied in unison "good morning"
>>222958027If you actually cared you'd take him in to your house. You won't because you just want to spam laughing at a sick man who you feel superior to.
>>222958027wonder if he'll even have a proper funeral or just a state-run one
herobrine touched me inappropriately in 2011
if a bloke got on This Morning blaming his completely natural nonce thoughts on OCD he'd be absolutely crucified in the comments
if you dont fuck with incest porn then i dont fuck with you
Ngubu raping tims arse after he changes his nappy
in my cartridge of pokemon blue youd get raped every time you got to lavender town
>>222958077retard she didn't say she had nonce thoughts. she was WORRIED about potentially being a nonce.
Feeling a tad blue today. Might just knock it all on the head. The career. The gym. The side-business. The self-improvement.
>>222958077He'd be fine if he were a very sexy chad
>>222958027Another one who shouldn't have been on the Internet
>>222958095That makes literally no sense whatsoever, not even in the context of OCD
>>222958054If anything mate it's mortifying. There will be a thousand OAPs out there going through similar things to Timmy, basically being churned through the great machinery of the NHS until they die forgotten, who aren't logging it daily>>222958056I know right, you'd think for all the schizo posting of his penis etc, he'd have mentioned a family member or something at this point
>>222958027i feel terrible seeing him rot away like this. i want to send him a care package with some treats but idk if that would send him into a schizo meltdown and get him beat up by some care bame
obliterate every western city on earth to smithereens with dongfeng icbms 2028
>>222958125i know lol. think shes mentally ill or something
raping a pear
all australians should be arrested
mental how fit they are
the lunchtime watch
>>222958096Nooooooo don't give up you're so sexy hahahaha
I have OCD worrying that I might be a millionaire, have to check my bank account dozens of time each day just to make sure I'm still in my overdraft
>>222958045The Cheadle Exclusion Zone circa 2183
he forgot the 't'
>>222958166They??
if you only smoke weed once every couple months and consume a lot during that you'll have full on open eye visuals and stuff, at least i do. think people forget its still a psychedelic
Anyone remember that lad that had social anxiety so bad he couldn't get a job because he was checking in phone constantly to see if his manager was trying to contact him about shifts lmfao
Fuck Royal Fucking Mail
DUDE WEED LMAO
praying for mbappe to suffer a catastrophic injury this evening
mbrappe
>>222958254That won't stop France
>>222958256
>>222958265Probably would
>>222958254the ref will smash his head in
>>222958273 bit early this
sir thread finisher
getting sick and tired of early news. happening a lot lately
but I will be here like always. doing the needful
the unsung hero
the silent stoic lynch pin that holds together all of /brit/
i am legend
