lol im jomer

>>222958229
weed is the most common basic drug on the planet you're just friendless

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remember that lad that saw a rotten.com video at school and it gave him PTSD so bad he's never worked

at the graveyard digging up corpses and eating them

I fucking love the ganj

DUDE
WEED
CAN'T HAVE MATES IF YOU DON'T DO EPIC WEED
LMAOOOOO

Homner Simpon

>>222958292
those irish eyes

Somer Himpson

>>222958317
where does this anger come from

weed gives me schizo panic attacks

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Listening shut up a minute

James in?

>>222958347
thats peter hitchens mate
>>222958363
hi

>>222958360
why are you watching little girl animes

DUDE YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT AND TAKE A PUFF OF EPIC DANK WEED JUST CHILL OUT AND NUMB YOUR BRAIN LMAOOOOO

>>222958292
seeing the spider on his hoodie gave me ptsd

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cant be arsed anymore

tantrum in progress

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>>222958380
calm down son toke on this

Thomas in?
Matthew?

what do dua lipa's farts smell like
i wonder

>>222958384
thats from mario

>>222958380
>chill out
you'd probably freak out if you actually tried it, i do

>>222958349
the umbun

Crushberg hasn't posted on vsco since August last year.
Used to post regular bikini pics.
Sad.

Quit vaping and now I have no energy

remember Amy Winehouse? I wonder if zoomers like her

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DO NOT MOVE

>>222958417
you are a wretch

>>222958402
yes boss what can i do you for

>>222958380
incredibly sheltered and autistic behaviour to assume that anyone who's casually smoked it at some point is an insufferable rick and morty reddit stoner, those people barely exist irl

It is mental though how Dua Lipa is a straight up Albanian ethnonationalist

apparently using the term "monkey brain" at toil in the presence of a black colleague is worthy of a gentle caution from my line manager

Sam in?

how to rape sam hyde

>>222958360
Chopping a schizos' head straight clean off

>>222958450
[Citation Needed]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPb6tIjxmk

>>222958458
ffs roke

>>222958460
caberg

phone call with an hour with my jobcoach and I'm still monged out on drugs

time to go in my comfy bed and have epic sleep time

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someone asked me if i wanted some weed once but i said no because i was too scared

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>>222958505

>>222958497
your life will never amount to anything

>>222958497
My office is next to a job centre, the number of people going to and from that place obviously fucked up on something is amazing. Youll be fine

scan this irish niggas dna and i promise you its getting linked to at least 50 unsolved rapes in the uk

kicking cars by panchiko reference

How am I meant to function every day when I see nons- everywhere when I think all nons- should be eradicated in favour of a Nordic planet?

>>222958512
to be honest its not that enjoyable when youre out with mates thats when alcohol is better

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>>222958505
ugly bloke pretending to be a woman

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>>222958471

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Just saw a really beautiful woman.

climbing to the top of mt everest and just gmod ragdolling down

>>222958554
howd you see through my webcam haha x ;)

>>222958554
so this is rorke…

fuck it i'm getting on the christmas specials

first, minder

>>222958531
he couldnt rape a fly

backwards long jumping up kilamanjaro

>>222958450
Why is it? She's Albanian. Every brownie defaults to nationalism.

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nth for the baddiedem

>>222958566
Can't watch Christmas specials outside of December I hate it

I got that swag like graggle Simpson

bunny-hopping through tesco until they have to bring in a net to catch me

Petty nationalism is one of the biggest obstacles facing the White race.

The time of Little Englanderism is over.

The future race war will be Whites vs all nons. The colour of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle.

cremating rorke's body and seeing a horrible vengeful cloud of angry looking purple smoke in the shape of a skull billowing out of the furnace

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>>222958582

reckon Gordon has ever had a good seeing to

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The scran x

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I'm thinking

>>222958605
*catches you as luigi and makes you cough up a minigame key*

>>222958595
i love them. only a few months away now

I'm sweet as a sugar plum.

>>222958577
scewg

>>222958619
that is mental
what other stuff do you have at indian maccas

>>222958619
seems to pointless to have maccies in india when theres no beef or pork on the menu

no-clipping my head through peoples floors and leaving and making them go insane

>>222958619
>the senpai fries meal

tf2 sticky jumping around new york city skyscrapers and causing 9/11 2

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quite nice, this

got ptsd from watching simpsons treehouse of horror episodes and never mentally recovered

ss mouldwaffen

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>>222958512
>baked taso
This one Subaru, hands up

>>222958645
probably have that turkey bacon stuff

getting a mctikka

>>222958657
Probably the best noodles around

kind of weird no one talks about how burnham got interrupted by a protestor during his makerfield victory speech and ended up having a weird melty and stormed off and walked around the hall before coming back
bit weird

https://youtu.be/mP5izvxjp1o?t=186

>>222958676
sounds pengorific ngl

drinking a warm energy drink

jetpacking over old people in tk maxx and dropping dynamite sticks on their heads

i was lost between borders. norwegian citizen born in norway stucked in india living on the streets. surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads.

At what age does it stop being acceptable to watch (and especially post) anime? Barring respected exceptions like Miyazaki movies

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>>222958667
たそじゃなくてでそですよ!

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vegan chips for lunch
eating healthy and saving the planet x

kidnapping rorke and selling him on the black market for 5 refined metal

we at /brit/ are saddened to hear about Bonnie Tyler's passing and offer our condolences to family

>>222958715
>i was lost between borders
sounds like the opening sentence to a classic novel

>>222958657
yeah maybe if you're a twat

guilt tripping rorke about his puffle that ran away

>>222958715
always read it in his voice

>>222958716
It's never acceptable to watch anime. It's an act of defiance against everything normal. Against the humdrum life they want you to have.

Anime and conservatism are the new punk rock.

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>>222958716
I'm 29 (30 in November) and love anime

i'm green

>>222958716
13

bit hot

>>222958747
thinking of all my puffles and neopets that have no doubt starved to death by now

>>222958753
alri kermit

trapping my nan in a soul gem

>>222958749
please never post again you gargantuan faggot

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>>222958637
veg pizza mcpuff
egg mcmuffin
fishofillet
and they replaced big mac with maharaja burgers (veg and chicken)
Last year they had some korean burgers and drinks (yuzu pop). they shouldn't have removed them
also some mexican burgers and

>>222958751
November baby? So you were one of the older students in your year. I'm sure that added a lot of unwanted pressure. It probably impacted your academic performance and social development.

sunberg has been bang out of order these past 2 months

need him dealt with

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made a little laptop table today

>>222958798
what type

plugging my arse with the telly box and seeing what comes up

>>222958808
looks good lowkey

>>222958822
cute

>>222958810
I was born on 24th November 1996. I don't think it affected me in school at all I was very indifferent to social pressures and things like that.

nigga is nearly a third of a century old still and watching chinese pedophile animations

waiting for toonmates at sellbot HQ

>>222958822
good going lad

Ought to go upstairs and get back in front of the old laptop but I truly do not desire it

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>>222958720
Umm

>>222958881
Get a USB mouse wiggler mate

putting a nuke up my coochie and detonating it

>>222958554
just go to embassy fat fuck LMAO

>>222958810
I'm a November baby and while I was older, there were next november's babies in my class too
and then I took a gap year before uni
and then i dropped one year in uni
and then i...

You will never be a normie

catberg biting my toes off

>>222958918
ok!

>>222958914
>little county called Yorkshire
literally the biggest county

>>222958745
not sure what i did for that, but alright

>>222958918
problem is i'm below them and not above them

japan should be destroyed
the anime psyop has done untold damage

pipetting poo down my willy hole

>>222958945
dont get this do browns not have girls or are they all naming their brown children olivia

Rorke referring to himself as a 'robot' in 2013
Rorke now referring to himself as an 'incel' in 2026

bunnings 6 nugget meal with pepsi max

>>222958969
Its because they actually name their girls different things rather than just calling every fucking boy muhammed

finna have sex

>>222958945
>my name isn't in the list
my name is going to age me. I'm going to end up in the annals of history like Terry, Keith and Graham.

>>222958969
i think it's because there are many names for girls but all boys must be called muhammed

>>222958992
>>222959005
that makes sense thanks for enlightening me and increasing my intellectual prowess and knowledge

wanking a cock with my arse

indians get a lot of shit for being annoying online but southeast asians are so much fucking worse legit 97% of them are insufferable autistic anime nonces

i keep thinking my filter isn't working then realise that Employed Woman is a namefag not a tripfag

just brushed my teeth there in the usual right to left pattern

raping my arse wicked style

>>222958822
not much use is it. unless it's for a 1 foot tall dwarf

The whole country is falling apart because the government keeps funneling all our money to boomers.
Today, boomers have the majority of all wealth and property in the UK, gen X have the minority of it, millennials and gen z own nothing.

All your inheritance is going to P&O cruises, the triple lock will never be lifted, you will keep renting and living in deep insecurity until every boomer is dead.

standing on train tracks and getting my arse raped by a train

nipples lol

>>222959046
my missus enjoys watching me play minecraft in our bed, and it’s for that

hey babe

>>222958742
YES

>muh boomers
classic bennie scrounger cope

>>222959055
>until every boomer is dead.
what makes you think it will stop then
they still want us to own nothing

>>222959055
>until every boomer is dead
saying this as if the triple-lock will disappear after the last "boomer" dies

>>222958945
Muhammad and Olivia sound like a cute couple :)

just had beans on toast
thank you

Triple cooked chips

>>222959080
log off, grandpa

putting boots of blinding speed on my nan in the tesco car park

got the prostate exam booked
will be shaving the arsehole the day before to avoid traumatising the nurse

>>222959100
triple cooked chips and beef dripping gravy nationalism

>>222959112
make sure you don't have a poo for a couple of days beforehand as well. they'll love that

>>222959112
what does passing a prostate exam qualify you for

>>222959100
fuck off heston

>>222959122
you get to work at the BBC

>>222959080
Spending another £10k on a cruise to the Caribbean this week are we gramps?

enjoy pulling the chunks of dried poo out of the hair of my arse and eating them

>>222959112
pulling up with a freshly shaved arse is 10x more bizarre wtf are you thinking

>>222959100
jewish invention

pointing towerfanberg at my armpit so it looks like I'm tango dancing with it

teaching the biomass tinur's hoptoad

>>222959055
Why would boomers dying improve anything lol

>>222959139
>dried poo out of the hair of my arse
refuse to believe this is a thing that happens
how filthy are you freaks?

>>222958749
>>222958751
Right well I'll take your word for it then. Am sure you're both mentally well adjusted people

Stoners love to talk about how they smoke weed, probably the worst kind of drug user around. Very performative
Don't hear crack smokers or meth users talking about bob marley and one love and that, they just do their drugs and get on with it

rorke: oppa gangnam style

inserting wotsits into my arse and getting dogberg to eat them

>>222959153
>How will the people who own the majority of wealth dying help me??
Brainlet

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>>222959172

>>222959190
you think it'll go to you do you?

>>222959122
i had 90% of the symptoms

>>222959140
the plan is to ask if i can face her and she reaches around so she doesn't have to see it, just feel around for the lump

>>222959144
agreed mate


honestly chips are one of the most reddit foods out there. For me, it's mashed taters

Letting the pet vinegaroon crawl over me rn

packing honey into my arse and pointing it at a beehive

Red State is a 2011 American horror thriller film
The story follows three teenage boys who are lured by an online ad for group sex to a fundamentalist Christian compound led by an extremist pastor, who traps and plans to execute them.

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Need a wife for some company but I've got mennle elfs

Rorke

>>222959190
Yes, how will it help you?

>>222959211
look at him wasting away LOL

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>>222959172

>>222959218
was expecting an aussie to have posted this.

>>222959211
he's got his wings now
RIP

>>222959217
>>222959218
>>222959182
you'll do nothing

>>222959205
generally yes, if all boomers died today, a large percentage of their wealth and property would be redistributed to younger generations

>>222959227
SPUTTERING

>>222959190
You think they just drop their money on the floor when they die?
Life isn't a video game mate you're not getting any of it

squirming on the seabed like a worm and inviting fish to live inside my arse

>>222959242
Well they're all going to die in the next 5-10 years so not sure what there is to seethe about

watching some bbc videos

>>222959211
... luminous and wearing my excellent glasses in home …

>Rorke makes posts online.
>Rasheed grooms schoolchildren.

Funny how you only take the piss outa one of them

>>222959242
lol

HAHAHAHA LOVE WEEEEEEED ME HAHAHAHA JUST LOVE IT
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED LOL

Why is rorke so steadfast in defending the booners right to the triple lock and wasting his inheritance on 10 cruises per year?
Why is he so certain that his generation wouldn't inherit a penny?

>>222959262
grooming children is not something you "take the piss outa" spastic. it's something worthy of a death sentence. posting online like a chud is just pathetic. do something about it. oh wait, you'll do nothing.

>>222959180
Rasheed: oppa gangrape style

>>222959270
do you know how inheritance works

>>222959262
leftypol supports grooming schoolchildren

please argue with me

happy Australian Constitution Day to anypony who celebrates

>>222959270
I don't know any "boomers" wasting 10s of thousands on cruises
Know a few Gen Xers doing that with their career earnings

trekking deep into the amazon and persuading a tribal chieftain to shove a bullet ant glove up my arse

Notice how all wifebeaters, rapists, nonces are always right wing
And yet the right always claims LGBT people are the groomers despite 99% of sex crimes being done by straight men

might start answering the phone with yellow like homer

>Noooooo you can't make fun of child grooming
>Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO

there is nothing we can do

liverberg loves me now that I'm off the booze
vile muck that booze

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>>222959266

australien: there's heaps arguments going on aye?

>>222959304
Bizarre post

>>222959304
Per capita

>>222959304
https://www.google.com/search?q=graham+platner+allegations

i will do everything

>>222959277
>>222959277
What are you doing about rasheed then?

>>222959305
well homer's skin was yellow so it wouldn't work with yo- *notices flag* oh carry on

might start acting like leftypol just to get this schizo seething

>>222959335
ooooo Chinaman done good and proper here

>>222959311
It is vile but life can get boring without it

>>222959311
your liver shags more than you do

dont get why /tv/ is obsessed with that ninth gate movie

>>222959266
you've been posting about this for an entire hour for no reason

>>222959335
looool he skin yellow like hober sinson

>>222959320
Actually per capita straight whites still do the most sex crimes and wifebeating in the UK sorry rorke

mad how penisberg thinks it's shagging when really it's just my hand
stupid penisberg

>>222959367
buy an ad

He lives vicariously via his YouTube autisitors

>>222959376
haha

>>222959367
was it trannys or blacked porn he got caught watching

>>222959367
hope the mandem get him good
but alas he only fucks around with homeless people and skinny turkish guys (while having a bodyguard)

>>222959335
nice 2013 outer /int/ banter mate we're flooded with jeets these days not ching chong chinamen

new 'eitch poster doing a little celebratory dance every time there's a new 'eitch

>>222959375
no they don't

rorke and his youtube history

>>222959385
he's banned from central manchester for two years because he mocked a trannard

might shoot myself in the head and die

>>222959384
black trannies

>>222959393
You can Google the stats rorke

>>222959414
post them

Searching for posts that contain ‘buy an ad’ and in ‘gb’. 247 results found.

>>222959408
do me first please

>>222959406
yeah i don't believe a word that foreign gimp says. needs to fuck off back to brazil along with the biomass

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Who was in the wrong here?

Me Vs my own brain in a controlling my actions competition (the ladder match)

>>222959367
wow that village is quite peng

>>222959433
it's from the police
https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2026/february/man-charged-following-public-order-incident-in-city-centre/

>>222959448
you for being alive and polluting my precious monitor space with this shite

>>222959387
yeah i was kinda forcing it for the joke
still i think china owns you economically and the jeets are just the slave class

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Me with the missus

the world is full of evil and hideousness

>>222959458
www.gimp police.com

>>222959448
you for posting slop

>>222959484
you looking for the job application page?

>>222959458
doesn't say anything about trannies does it gimp

>>222959484
shit screaming

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>>222959496
no x

>>222959475
Yes but there's peng parts

>>222959425
>I think you're wrong but I have no evidence and won't look it up myself
>please Google something for me, screenshot it, then post it here! spoonfeed me daddy!

How about you find a big rock and repeatedly slam it into your own thick hollow skull until you die? Huh?

>>222959491
Fuck off

i will rape paul dano

zest levels... rising

>>222959512
he's done you lol

>>222959512
Not seeing any statistics in that post, funny that

>>222959497
the person he mocked was someone well known for hiding behind the police and the relevant video got taken down
same person who tried to get graham linehan and that bloke who goes around with the 'there's no such thing as trans kids' placard in trouble

>>222959518
you will do nothing

>>222959448
1. walmart for putting a no parking sign up in the parking lot which makes no sense
2. dollar tree for opening up in the middle of walmart (not fair)
3. her for parking sideways over 4 spots somehow
4. him for breaking her window with that deformed ass trolly
5. her for driving her car from the passenger seat somehow
6. her for being from either new york or penislyvania based on the liscence plate (thus likely are really bad at driving)

grok summarise these boring ahh posts

www dot rorke dot co dot uk

>same person who tried to get graham linehan and that bloke who goes around with the 'there's no such thing as trans kids' placard in trouble
Cannot imagine having a life so boring that I have an encyclopedic knowledge of this shite

Going to do some yoga to try and deal with my men's mental health and substance abuse issues

www.rape.co.uk