the hutchdem edish
>>222962112kekers
He was perfect. Denim-blue eyes, a dazzling smile. And he hadn't sent me a picture of his junk. Which is about as rare, these days, as a Dodo.
>>222962140new excerpt from your book, Rubes?
>what the fuck did you just say to me, you little shit?
>Which ones the African team?
>>222962185i say this
>>222962185i say this and look like this
Ruby's feet
World Cup tonight so. We can watch it.
Its rum weather, thats just a fact
>>222962185i say this and am a woman
Mouse come back your attention-whoring is forgiven
>>222962185i say this and am also a woman (male)
>>222962257StuntPegg salivating after her trip to Morroco
i look like red leicester
heard france is playing against argentina tonight
Raping an air fryer
>>222962385Would
olive sourdough bread cheddar cheese toastie fried in butter with tobasco sauceoh it lush
>>222962140False. Dodos went extinct long before jeans were invented. FAIL.
>>222962385saw the cutest little baby hare near the blackberry brambles this morning
on the relationship between the homogeneity of a nation and the pride and respect of their citizens
Cute baby deer needs attention
lazy lazy lazy day
>>222962185>>222962185Reports say she will be personally congratulating the african team
>>222962499i've noticed a new trend in proam BBC porn where the bull goes deep and leaves it there for a while, reminds me of that
>>222962463probably some white autist weeb
sweating like a nonce in a nursery
>>222962499bum buns
>>222962525yes my thoughts exactly
everyday china becomes stronger
sweating like rorke at a black women's convention
>>222962112Currently having a poo like rabbit droppings
begin 200 bodyweight squats. hope that makes you happy
and it's pounding my arsehole
any fat bastards in
my playdoh cutter is on fire right now
>>222962614ktim
>>222962562they're so sweet but tbqh irl i get nervous holding them because i'm afraid they'll bite me
dont know why people need the phone when they're on the toilet. same thing in films when they're reading the newspaper. what are they supposed to be doing, why do they need the paper? any idea?
>>222962619ktim
>>222962653why not?nigger
>>222962406fat
>>222962653as I'm talking to you right now there's poo falling out my arse
>>222962614yeah had ice cream for breakfast and thinking will just have more ice cream for lunch
>>222962685i'm under 8 stones lmao
>>222962701why do you need to talk to me and poo. why are is your pooing so lengthy that you can post on 4chan.
when remigrating biomass becomes your habit, miracles become your lifestyle
>>222962641had indoor rabbits when i was young for a few years.they're surprisingly affectionate pets but they chewed through almost every playstation controller, poo so much, and put me off coco pops crunchers
>>222962707>8 stonesfat esl
>>222962653because they are all unhealthy freaks. their bodies are destroyed from abuse and poor diets.
>>222962516>>222962185what phenotype she is
>>222962653reading on the toilet is a time honoured tradition. no one wants to be alone with the dark shadows of their own thoughts
>>222962724sounds like you're crashing out bro
Me this weekend, all weekend long
>>222962653sometimes i go there just to sit for a bitif i poo, i poo, but that's just a bonus
>>222962759>projecting
always associated these with skinny small boat cronem and fat somalian men standing outside cafes but after having purchased a pair they are great
>>222962653based mindful shitter
im like the guy from punch drunk love but no woman is interested in me
im 206 bones
>>222961830LMAOING
>>222962798samefag
I sit down and instantly shit with no straining or forcing anything. i'm done quickly and then I get on with my day. isn't that what everyone does? there would be no point even unlocking my phone
right that's poo 2 done
when i do a poo i'm out in literally 90 seconds. y'all nibbas need more vegetables in your diet. but you'll call it woke and deal with constipation to own the libs
>>222962805philip seymour hoffman?
Having a poo later
>>222962844NOO YOU CAN'T EXPEL YOUR BOWELS WITHOUT BEING PLUGGED INTO THE GOYFRAME
>>222962874the guy adam sandler plays, hoffmans character is too cool for the likes of me
>>222962844you're a paranoid whacko
I "go" less than one a week
>>222962911you're Canadian (Indian)
>>222962729my parents get lots of wild rabbits in the backyard and there's always so many little piles of poo
>>222962851You forget that the people here live on diets of tendies and Chicago town pizzas
>Paul Price was found crouching in the store cupboard while his pupils were left unattended with saws, mallets and an electronic sander.>Mr Price told a fellow teacher that he had felt a panic attack coming on and had to use the vape to calm down.
>>222962931really no need for that kind euphemism hereyou can say poo mate
>>222962781hardly. why else do you think the romans had communal poos
Poo sounds like dwarves talking lmao. Jist say shit, it's still english, you anal sphincters.
nah, i call them poos
>>222962987ran over one once in a computer chair it was horrible
knew a guy at school that only shat once a week and seemed repulsed by his own need to shit and would refuse to shit at school even if he really needed to. apparently that can happen to sexually abused kids
>>222963021Really would prefer not to
>>222963066your family members? well you are indian after all
>>222963075do you still only poo once a week?
>lost sight of spiderberg who has been stalking me
>>222963106on the contrary I used to shit daily at school. get in early when the cleaner was still cleaning and undo all of his hard work
Dirty horrible black nigger bastards
>>222963130i think this might be against the rules somewhat
>>222963072they should wear little diapers
>>222963122l-look above you, anon
>>222963075pretty sure that's an autism thing
My wife is named Bethany but I sometimes call her Beth as a cute nickname.
could really go without the racial hatred
>>222963130me after england lose to norway
enough of these umbunnies
>>222963128unpoo all of his hard work
the other prisoners will never get him now :(
@grok where can i buy candy in bulk, wholesale
so ermtoil is doneany ideas
rorke trying, and miserably failing, to stop the rock
>>222963143the rules will have to be changed
>>222963200wank
>>222963176is her last name Ian now
>>222963193bludovich needs a head transplant
I need negress clunge on the statular.
>>222963193jamie varley with a comical oversized moustache: greeting cellmates, it is I lamie gnarley
>>222962797blog the fuck on
>>222963210what will they say?
thread is filled with vile incel freaks at the moment. no not me.
>>222963180okay dad
>>222963230nigga loves his STDs
>>222963269ye that's me my bad
people scare the heck out of me
>>222963212No. Ian is my first name.
any good fellas in
i'm drunkkkkkkkkkk :crying: codyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>222963282right well hes about to summon shenron isnt he
>>222963144gore don't click
>>222963296My mistake, Ian.
>>222963282theres a feral chinaman watching over my shoulder licking his lips and drooling all over me while i watch this vid
>>222963305i'm an alright ladthey say "alright lad?"and i say "yes thats me"
>>222963042Learn to poo in a loo before you talk to me ok
We at /brit/ miss Mouse.....
kemi baddynoch
>>2229632411. anti-racism is strictly prohibited
The momberg in question
right well ive just been thrust into a nuclear holocaust from which no escape is possible
black girls do it better
... scored a good early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimbledon tennis on iPlayer on my tv in home … (physiotherapy session cancelled due the high heat)
>>222963393*sees to her*
>>222963199i can hook you up
>>222963419heavy sippage. aBOSSHH
>>222963419steamboats
>>222963433bro said "i'm the candyman" and bought receipts :skull: nahhhh he really said that shi with his whole chest
>>222963417assigning characteristics to a race, even if they are positive, is racist
>>222963419tim those are non alcoholic...
>>222963459screech
im built for bbc
>>222963461sorry becky you will never be a marathon gold medallist
>>222963459shut up
handheld tyre inflator working awaymakes a lot of noise for a small thing
>>222963419>henry westonhe's gonna be fucked after that. he only ever drinks 0% - 3%
>>222963419those things are fucking lethal
yes nigga i'm fungus
>>222963324>>222963340
is the fat sweaty man with purple balloon feet lying in bed swigging 8% cider is he
>>222963511he's a 20 stone blokeproper bloke too not one of these soft handed zoomers
Lost out on garuanteed sex with a big titty art chick because I bought her a H.P lovecraft book and apparently he called his dog the N word or some shit.Fucking stupid chud mong fucking things up for me
£22.41 ejaculated directly from my bank account into gaben's awaiting maw
You've all been very funny today. The perfect setup to Diego Day!
Sir William Howard Taft
got special needs
>>222963419the jerk off nurses will not be happy tonight
bed at 5pm when the fuck does he wake up?
Been having loads more dreams recently lads and I fucking hate it, what is causing this One was watching Tristan Tate beat the fuck out of some kick-boxer with Andrew Tate watching, one I was in a mental hospital and some schizo was in there who could stabbed up by women and another I was accused of being a rapist
>>222963553...scored some excellent gaming for rest & relaxation...
>>222963075Think I knew someone like that at school. Another lad once asked me if I noticed this other lad was always going for a piss. I hadn't. He said its because hes conspitated and never shits.Don't know if thats true.
>>222963611An interesting insight into the mind of a Rorke and what makes him tick ladies and gentleman
>>222963611scary
>>222963611you have a profoundly indian psyche
>>222963170knew a lad at school who'd wash his hands before he went to the toilet
>>222963325pls don't report me
Reading /r/DeppDelusion for my daily dose of Mousey-esque unreality
>>222963659gay little bird
>>222963541those types are willing to overlook small things like that if you're attractive
I didn't go to the toilet once during secondary school.Not even on purpose, I only realised in the last couple of years when everyone was telling their school toilet stories.Just another aspect of a normal life that I missed out on.
Why is it most if not all good that is bad for you tastes amazing and most food that is good for you tastes awful, why would God do this?Scones? Delicious and bad for you Sugar? Delicious and bad for youChocolate cake? Delicious and bad for you?Celery? Disgusting and good for you
>>222963419Good lad Timmy on the hard stuff now.
>>222963346and what exactly do you think i've been doing this entire time
>>222963659link me up with blud's barber
>>222963676wonder who made this
>>222963676typa shit that makes redditors hit that upvote arrow
this weather has zapped my energy
>>222963698celery doesn't even taste bad it just tastes like nothing
nth for the gyaldem
>>222963676would kill myself if I ever read this
>>222963419Is Tim basically seasidemark but from a middle class family who love him?
>>222963676rorke's day being ruined by seeing whimsy
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/nth%20for%20the/
>>222963723Yes, the Englishman is energised by a walk through Richmond Park on an icy cold Winter's day. You're right.
all lolcow same it makes easy for incel mind to understand!!!
>>222963741Tim's family despise him after he raped his brothers kids. seasideMARK is well liked by his family and was particularly close to his late father.
oxford? more like hotsford
too hot too goon i reckon i will have to get an air con i have wanked multiple times a day every day for the last 20 years and i ain't break my streak now
>>222963676>Victoria -> StickytoriaI'd have gone with Victorrid but I can appreciate it would have been lost on the goyim.
>>222963767Seasides dad literally molested him and his entire bloodline disowned Seaside
>>222963459okay calm down and have some cheese
it doesnt take too long to adapt to the heat unless you're a fat unhealthy freak like the majority of the country
>>222963433a terrible selection from the bulk barn
>>222963758don't see any of them. have this in filter you see/baddiedem/i/gyaldem/i/holodem/i
>>222963786Wouldn't have been lost on me mate I'm like you, one of the good ones.
What are some nice purple flowers I can get for my auntie’s funeral please lads x
>women can't be funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zYpPTY0Bx1I
>>222963791it not right
>>222963676little things like this remind me why i love living in london
>>222963809usually I would go for purple ones
>>222963791That was his stepdad who abused him you clown. seasideMARK goes to see his parents unlike Tim. There's videos of Mark setting up a tent in his parent's garden as he's not allowed indoors due to his TMAU stinking the place out
>>222963808shalom
>>222963802based
need to lick a sweaty bird's pits, tits and arse
>>222963767this is sacked tranny's hero lmao
>>222963830his parents sound horrible. just let your son inside for gods sake
If you're rimming boring bastards Tim and seasideMARK - entirely because you think you're better than them AND YOU ARE NOT - wait until you hear about DSP, he's way better
>>222963419Feels like we've turned full circle in the world of medicine and realised that its far cheaper and safer (for the rest of us) to keep someone like Tim imbibed with alcohol
>>222963830Shoutout to Keith, used to handcuff Seaside to radiators and batter him
>>222963650i do that but also wash them afterwards ofc
>>222963767Still waiting on the proof to this claim
>>222963861darksydephilIsfunny !!
im turning into the flim-flam man
>>222963830Didn’t his dad sadly die a while ago? Seem to recall recall him having a cry about it in a few of his uploafs, bless him
>>222963767where is the evidence that tim raped kids
>>222963810women laughing always cheers me uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLoLkOicHak
so hot in my room it's actually getting difficult to breathe. can't even imagine what it would be like if I was still employed in toiling during this.
>>222963830yeah but x
>>222963879His actual dad died, his stepdad abused him and afaik is still alive
>>222963861for me, it's wingsofredemption
>whimsy
oh my gosshhhhh it's a sacked tranny tongue-in-cheek bad faith post I simply must reply in earnest because I do not understand that someone's intent could be anything other than the face value of their post due to my severe mental retardation
>>222963809ClematisLiliesBellflowerBalloon flowerDwarf Iris
Me finally going outside after having several gay dress up wanks
>>222963886>>222963869>taking the word of a mentally ill tranny who without a doubt has malicious thoughts towards kids and said women who don’t let their kids get a sex change should be killed Oh my days
>>222963903Grow up
bloody bastarding download speed is terrible kms
>>222963738CUTE SOCKS
absolutely bloody mental how the Russian state funds game piracy in order to get viruses installed on westerners' computers
>>222963903I say this constantly and I fall for ST's tricks every single time too
sometimes on a virgin walk I'm really not feeling it and I wish I was back home when I'm fucking miles away with ages yet until I get back home, trudging along thinking why am I doing thisusually it's when I'm too tired
It tastes good hot, it tastes good cold.It tastes good plain, it tatses good flavoured.It tastes good cooked like this, it tastes good cooked like that.What....... is it?
>>222963869>>222963886>>222963914There's a link in the archive to a newspaper archive site containing the article
>>222963902a joyless post
Have a deep fear of sleep lads that ruins my life
>>222963914Asking for proof is the opposite of taking someone's word
>>222963917i have to keep changing my values almost daily my connection is fucking dogshit lately
>>222963943rice pudding
>>222963940just teleport
>>222963913what does a gay dress up wank entail
need a gf
>>222963801i know i'm like an 80 year old but i love the spearmint leaves. not really a huge fan of gummies tbqh
>>222963951who are these sleep lads?
>>222963940this is why benches, coffee shops and pubs exist daftmong x
>>222963944Then dig it out and post it
>>222963943pizza
>>222963978Like sleeping innit
>>222963955Not what I was thinking of!*pulls a lever which causes the floor to open up beneath you and you get dunked in slime while all the audience roars with laughter and Bradders (the host) makes a quip*
>>222963949you're nothing
>>222963983I posted it without my tripcode so I can't easily find it plus the website has since gone offline
never been to a pub in my life or touched a boob
praying to a god that i don’t believe in
business idea: rice pudding lollies
lots of women wearing sandals in toil today
>>222963659state of that barnet :/
>>222964003ktim
genuinely might start an actual business
>>222964006rice poles, they could call them
>>222964012open toed shoes shouldn't be allowed
>>222964003i've done both but not either for a while
What would you add to rice pudding besides having it plain?
>>222963987Well I guess you could say “The proof wasn’t in the pudding”*crowd roars with laughter
>>222964012you've noticed?
>>222964038cinnamonjam
>>222964003Then go to the pub right now?
*steps in the name of love**is torn to shreds by gunfire*
cute HR girl spoke to me todaydoesn't mean anything obviously. nice to know i'm not so freakish as to be unapproachable thoughever
picky tea tonight x
want to pirate DLC for games but it's too sketchy
>>222964038Chocolate
going to finish off the 70cl tequila I was forced to buy last week due to the supermarket not having tiny little bottles like I wantedbout half the bottle left which is all to be drank tonight.
>>222964003done the first but not the second
>>222964089Rorke's missus
>>222964053*lightning strikes the tv studio and the fake laugh track suddenly cuts out revealing a silent audience*
>>222964086bit of a pendejo arent you really
>>222964118eyy watch your mouth cabron
Obviously working hard, eating healthy, working out means you can shag and go on nice holidays and have a bigger house and that But is it that much better than being on PIP, playing video games and following my hobbies all day and eating pizza, cake and sweets and other tasty foods whenever I want?
i look like a pritt stick
>>222964086remember you posting about thisi was also getting steaming but my big bokkle of gin is long gone
why do they keep showing that tenaable on challenge? sick of seeing that midge
I can’t fucking stand these English tourists bastards need them all to FUCK OFF HOME
could start going into the pub and having a singular pint at the halfway point to my incelwalks
Mental how I was an alcoholic for like a year there and it was great fun but now reality has kicked in that it’s fucking shit and doesn’t even feel fun
>>222964161What if you get bullied by deanos
not a ' but i saw one with nice legs today
>>222964150I didn't actually get stuck into the tequila last time as I bought a bunch of cider as well, drank all that then passed out asleep dead early then stumbled into bed. This was all at like 8pm or so, missed the intended football match. In all likelihood I will once again be unconscious well before tonight's match.hope you have a good one too x
>>222964161thats just how it starts
>>222964176im 6'4 so this simply never happens
>>222964166ktim loved actually being an alcoholic and waking up covered in vomit and laying in the flooded bathroom
>>222964166right but you forget that self-destruction is part of it. No one is sat here getting blotto for the health benefits.
>>222964143
>>222964166For me it's being a highly functional one that only enjoys getting pissed when I can get away with it
me trying and failing to get a hold of my porn addiction like wil e coyote’s plans being eternally scuppered by the roadrunner
>>222964180they all have nice legs. they're like brand new
when me and my siblings were 5-10 in the years when madeleine mccain was still in the public consciousness we would go benidorm each year and our parents would leave us alone in the rooms with the windows open watching cartoons in spanish while they went to bars
In the park drinking beer on my own
really need to shit but i'm in a game of deadlock
just had a cold shower and sitting here butt naked
>>222964213s
>>222964195*starts barking at your heels like a feisty chihuahua*
>>222964226ok
>>222964180bacon bonce
>>222964143It's a decision every Englishman considers.Does he sacrifice his freedom and in exchange receive access to some of the luxuries this world has to offer?Or does he carve his own path, totally free, with a modest stipend in his pocket, provided for by the British Government?It's a decision only he can make.
really need to deadlock but I'm in a middle of a poo
>>222964226ye because it was ant a local who took her. it was gerry
i'm 6'3" and a few months back I was out and about when some local school kids said "how tall are you?" and I said "er, 6'2" maybe?" and then the leader deano said "...6...7?" and his cronies all burst into laughter and my face went all red. I didn't have a witty response prepared so I just forced a laugh then scurried away. Also they made fun of my tight jeans.
>>222964229ktim in 45 minutes but will be whiskey
>>222964249love chihuahuas dadberg used to breed them in our tiny terrace house used to have about 10 of them in the house at one point love em
>>222964240ummy
>>222964266new
>>222964240perfect time to start your onlyfans career
>>222963903mental how stupid people are
>>222964229picnic innit
>>222964003done the first like 500 timesdone the latter like idk 3 timesnever had sex or been on a date tho
