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first for gock
You're a faggot this is an anime website
good morningkill yourself
Let's not seethe in this thread, ok?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
>>222962856Thinking about making my own smoothies this summer. Has fiber unlike juice and you can add whatever you want
>>222962892buenos dias
>>222962856Entered my late 20s and instantly gained 30 pounds
im a bbcmaxxer myself
>>222962915Yeah I think that's common as guys' metabolisms slow down and they get sedentary.
Yes
the wagies won
>>222962939More like plain greek yogurt, honey and granola. But yum, none the less.
>>222962936>Late 20s> metabolism slows downNigga he's not 50 he's still in his 20s, a fuckin kid
>wagies winningnah neets won. i watch anime all day
>>22296297920s is not young lmao
>>222962959/CUM/ doesn't seem to have as many neets as it once did
Reading a book.
>>222963011>20 is not youngYeah, maybe if you're 15
>>222962979It starts to slow when you stop growing I think. It's very gradual though
>>222963032lmao youre old as shit
It depends on your race. If you're a black man in your 20s your life is basically over, but for every other race 20 is pretty young, in fact you really aren't an adult until you're like 25
i am 39, a young man, very young
>>222963051lmao you're young as shit
>>222963054thats old bud, youre basically in early stage pre-retirement years.
>>222963053unc coping
>>222963054
dawned on me today that I don't even care about being a virgin anymoreused to be the end all be all for me but now I find women as a whole so socially/emotionally repulsive that I don't even think I'd want a relationship if it was offeredmaybe it's escort time
>>222963011The universe is billions of years old. Even the oldest living being on the planet is a mere infant to the greater cosmos.
>>222963053>It depends on your race. If you're a black man in your 20s your life is basically overLowkey a truthnuke omm
>>222963053racist cracka
>>222963093thanks to mental illness/autism, i still feel the same as i did as a teenager, and as useless
are we hyped for france vs morocco
>>222963166They're at war?
>>222963166I hope there's a lot of riots in France
>>222963187If Morocco loses you mean?
>>222963220i really cant tell the difference between most whites and most jews.
>>222963166What they doin
if morocco loses, lookner is going live
>>222963238So true.
>>222963166Yes, Belgium is going to be burned to the ground no matter the result
the power of bbc hath defeatedith him
Just a reminder that every single website you visit asks you about storing cookies purely because of europeans
>>222963235Yeah obviously, would be better if it was Algeria but I'll still take it.
>>222963343i remember exactly the time this started. may of 2018. still pisses me off today. fucking euroid subhumans.
What can you tell me about interstitial fluid or the interstitium in general?
>>222963402is that latinxia or italia?
>>222963385that shit started in like 2005 you zoomie woomie.
/cum/ doesn't know SHIT about nephronsBunch of shit faced NEETS who sit at home doing nothing never learning anything about literally anythingFucking disgusting
>>222963460GDPR was passed in 2018 you fucking mongoloidstop making americans look stupid
>>222963220why do you keep posting this woman?
Canada
>>222963497is that a sequel to Cyberpunk or some shit? websites have been asking about cookies since websites still existed and weren't just a storefront for the app.
>>222963547terre de nos aieux
>>222963436Italia, strunz
>>222963509Why DONT you keep posting her?
OSMOTIC GRADIENTS
>>222963023hell yeah
>>222963460no it didnt chimp. i remember it exactly because thats when websites all started getting annoying.
>Turkroach President gave every NATO leader a custom Turkish made revolver as a gift at the recent July NATO meeting>Cuck Carney and Cuck Starmer immediately destroyed the guns Such faggots lmao
when the saints go marching home is my favorite song
>>222963023If you care about your cat, maybe try wiping its eyes and brushing her.
>>222963509One of the worst gimmicks in /cum/ is how anons make some mid woman their entire personality for a month then never post her again
>>222963675The jews have to actively be buck breaking these people for them to act this fucking feminine There is no way the yare not getting fucked by midgets behind the scenes or something
>>222963675They have laws they need to follow. Maybe try not being so dramatic.
>>222963675did they destroy the guns of their bodyguards too?
>>222963705Because he epicly owns Donald Trump of course
>>222963705the usa should annex canada. we have lots of resources and no military.
>>222963675please be real
>>222963422it supports and connects cells
>>222963696Shut up you homosexual.
>>222963705Literally just boomers and jeets voted for him
Thoughts on adenosine triphosphate?
>>222963705because usa was/is threatening to invade usgoldish memory ahh nigga
>>222963744We should. Then deport every Canadian and replace you all with white Americans.>>222963782Your country isn't real.
Whenever I take a shit, I open Google Earth and zoom into the remotest location I can find, and imagine myself taking a shit in pure bliss, free from humans, off grid and away from civilization. Today I chose the banks of one of the untouched tributaries of Amazon river. I can't wait to try it with VR
>>222963714Considering both of these guys, they'd probably love taking it up the ass>>222963745It's real, CuckCarney even made a point about how even the ammo was left behind in Turkey
>>222963793wrong
>>222963793not me though ill be staying here. fuck you
>>222963812>2 foot long centipede jumps straight up your ass
Cum doesn't give a shit about necrons
>>222963825You're indian
>>222963744pathetic wormI will enjoy seeing you perish
>>222963832because warhammer is overly convoluted for no damn reason
>>222963848Got his jeet ass
I wish Trump was actually a fascist and invaded other countries.
>>222963815No I mean they likely both get held down and raped by midgets to break their spirits.There are widely known stories of cartels using midgets to rape people who they want to keep in line
>>222963826How about the dried river beds of Montana?
>it's realHoly shit. Starmer even left his there because importing it would "be illegal" despite a letter from Erdogan lifting export controls on the guns.
>>222963897you'll get caught on some schizo's trail cam.
Climate change happening in my crotch area rn
>>222963848>>222963851>>222963872mad ass timmies wont do shit. jew slave goy toy.
>>222963343it asks you for the purposes of giving you some level of rights to your data. but okay.
The FEDS are after me again
>>222963897The old prospectors would leave steamers in those dried crick beds Watch out for fools poo
just tried a hibachi place i havnt had before for lunch and it is rather shit
bbc won btw
>>222963911Don't know why you doubted it, if you only knew how bad things really are...
my cock is 3 inches
spent $38 on cardboard again
Youtube recommends me way better content when I'm not signed in to my account
>>222964072Youre white.
>>222964085Pokemon?
>>222963880honestly invading Greenland makes everyone worried. Danes did pull up for all of Yurop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvm, NtWU4E
>>222964122yep
>>222964125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvmNtWU4E
>>222963880I'll be right behind you soldier boy. Lead the charge.
>>222964139What card
>>222964182misty's psyduck 193/182
I just listed a slice of cardboard for $35, go buy it pay pig.
>>222963880One of the gay things about our world is that nobody is even 1% as fascist as liberals hysterically claim.
>>222964218>not even Misty's Tearscringe
>>222964072double it and give it to the next person
>>222963863Still better than Trench Crusade
>>222964234ThisIf only we could be the fascists liberals claim we are
>>222963343>>222963385>yes please store data and track me and DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT ITSure is summer in here.
ello chaps
>>222964294they still store cookies on your computer.. have you not noticed there an option you can't disable?
>A 1689 work, Foxes and Firebrands by Robert Ware (later exposed as a forger),[7] claimed Jesuits took a secret oath that stated:>I do further promise and declare that I will, when opportunity presents, make and wage relentless war, secretly and openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Masons, as I am directed to do, to extirpate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex nor condition, and that will hang, burn, waste, boil, flay, strangle, and bury alive these infamous heretics; rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women, and crush their infants' heads against the walls in order to annihilate their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly I will secretly use the poisonous cup, the strangulation cord, the steel of the poniard, or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honour, rank, dignity or authority of the persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agents of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Father of the Society of Jesus. In confirmation of which I hereby dedicate my life, soul, and all corporal powers, and with the dagger which I now receive I will subscribe my name written in my blood in testimony thereof; and should I prove false, or weaken in my determination, may my brethren and fellow soldiers of the militia of the Pope cut off my hands and feet and my throat from ear to ear, my belly be opened and sulphur burned therein with all the punishment that can be inflicted upon me on earth, and my soul shall be tortured by demons in eternal hell forever.
>>222964294i dont care what the mossad is watching me do faggot. all morality is gay and retarded and made up.
No way in fuck I'm reading all that, m'man
>>222964306I disable every tracker shit I can and am grateful for it.
>>222964218If you really like it you shouldn't be sad spending only $40 on it
>>222964289kek based
>>222964364Your loss, I find it hilarious
>>222964338>i am 15 and my pre-frontal cortex is still being formedHappens to everyone, you'll get there eventually.
>>222964373>>222964392https://youtu.be/T0d4GzxeB6U
Hating Israel is brown
Do zoomers really think disabling advertising cookies means youre not being trackedhow do they have the same level of tech knowledge as boomers
>>222964423moralfags like yourself are peak retarded if anything>>222964439its to be brown than be a goy and im not even brown
>>222964439Hating Jews = basedHating Israel = brownA subtle distinction
>>222964470its better to be*
>>222964439they used to know how to stay out of the limelight, the nu-Israel is not like the old Israel.
>>222964476https://youtu.be/T0d4GzxeB6U
>>222964455Zoomers and eventually Gen A will know even less about computers than the Millennials and Gen X, it's much like how the silent generation and boomers knew much more about car mechanics.
>>222964470>moralfags like yourself are peak retarded if anythingWhat? I don't want to be tracked on the internet. You have displayed low reading comprehension.
le sigh, being silenced again.....
>>222964522you didnt specify what you were replying to. youre the retarded one here lmao. instead you vague post and scream ad hom like some dumbass chimp. you should read better not me.
>>222964549Where is this from?
My dad has a BMW.
>>222964455>how do they have the same level of tech knowledge as boomersI actually went down this rabbithole myself recently out of curiositythe crux of it is that a lot of millenials who grew up with computers as they were being created and iterated on were able to more or less intuit computer stuff and had an easier time "researching" (aka being smart enough to type things into google) things they didn't know about themthis led to a lot of millenial parents just assuming their children would learn the same way except they don't because ipads and fiber internet are a far cry from msn, aim, and dial-upcombine that with schools not even bothering with computer classes anymore and children already being overstimulated, under-challenged littler retards and you have the current upcoming generations
>>222964596a big manly willy? gross dude
love how this retarded avatarfag never has anything of substance to offerliterally always some entirely unrelated bloggish anecdote about irrelevant garbage that nobody gives a shit aboutuseless cunt
>>222964455AMD PSP and Intel ME is the hardware tracker baked into the cpu. Even mobos have specific trackers. Basically, all of our data is being raped and we can't do anything but watch. But technology, right?
>>222964576Calm down. I am right to not want to be tracked. You should imitate me if you have any sense.
>>222964620zoomers are the children of gen X not millennials
Time to start drinking
>>222964247Cringe and goonerpilled
>>222964656minutiae, replace the specific group with whichever other -- the core issue is the same
>>222964654theres a 99% chance youre not important enough to be tracked by the cia/mossad.
eating lasagna
>Macedonia hmm how about>Macenothankyou
>>222964695There's a 100% chance youre a CIA glow in the dark gorilla nigger trying to lower his guard
>>222964715I'll be back in the US on Sunday <3
>>222964695its more about corpos than glowies, i don't think he's stupid enough to think blocking cookies will stop those guys
>>222964733would rather you not as I've never seen a vpnfag that isn't just a regularly insufferable twat, farewell
>>222964649If everyone ignores him long enough, he starts randomly replying with unrelated blogposts or YT videos lol
>>222964763>vpnfagI took this picture today
water pokemon have never intimidated me
Mel Brooks is 100 years old
>>222964727fuck you goy>>222964745ok but what if they track you then what? what do you think theyre gonna do?
>>222964796blastoise would anally rape you to death while your gay little cuck charizard cowered in the corner hoping it wasnt noticed and blastoise didnt extinguish his gay little flame tail KILLING HIM brutally in front of his trainer
>>222964801A fuckin kid
>>222964796would you fight a Tentacruel with your bare hands?
>tfw no usa gf
That animal.. I can't say his name
>>222964792then you simply have more money than me and I still hate you regardless, farewell
BILLY! YOU LET A GOD DAMN 539 IN GERE AGAIN GODDAMMIT!
we're all in this together
>smug man of science gets squished by brute king kong gorillaBASE
>>222964875whos we nigga fuk wai peepo
lil timmy has been defeated.. AGAIN
Finna boutta blaze one
Leme borrow a french fry
Can't smoke ganja anymore so now I'm against it
>>222965000Based schizo. I'll blow the smoke in your face so you can get a whiff
>He's still having a melty
>>222965000Why can't you smoke are you a schizo now
Just got my application approval letter. I am now a licensed life insurance agent!
>>222964997https://youtu.be/svfGcI-vfoQ?si=PMY8gaLXbCwYuNwl
>>222965052Who cares
Do Siamese twins goon together or separately
>>222965052Congratulations
>>222965082I care I've been a NEET for 14 years and now I have a job!
My penis is 7 inches but alas I shall never have sexual intercourse
ONLY WUNNA YA FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESDELICIOUSWHEN THEYNOT MINE
>>222965029>>222965037Can't get a job as a gangweeder.
>>222965106Thanks!
>>222965112how'd you manage to get a job with 14 years of no employment history?
>>222965118You can come here if you want to have sex but you'll have to bottom
i’ve decided to stop being depressed. it’sover with
>>222965126Did you switch to cocaine like your coworkers?
>>222965175Good for you. It really is that easy
ate some gouda
>>222965138I had to study and pass exams, pass a criminal record check, pass several rules & compliance courses, and pay $400 for the application. I've put a lot of hard work into this. It's basically post-secondary, and now I can sell life insurance and investment products via World Financial Group as an independent broker. I've got a huge team of very talented people behind me. It's really exciting.
a new one
>>222965217Sounds like ashit job. Are you just cold calling and harassing elderly people?
>>222965175what does that look like in practice
>>222965200No
>>222965240Nah. All it is is matching people up w/ products they need, that's it.
>>222965217>wfgBetter than nothing but their c suite are dickheads
>>222964299catyank!
>>222965217You paid to work?? They're suppose to pay you for the training
vaping weed
>>222965288That’s for the license
>>222965275WFG is just a platform that supplies products for brokers to sell. That's all it is.
>Drugsno way man! Nuh-uh!
ms. jijitsu
I want some drugs. All I have is stupid weed, alcohol, nicotine, and psylocybin
>>222965333One time I came across some guy I went to school with and he was bragging about getting drunk and doing drugs in colleg...then he saw me hit a weed vape and started acting like that "WTF!?! Drugs!?!?!"
dubs and I get a gf on my trip to Sweden
lbjs bwc was 7 inches soft
im such a square i didn't even know you could vape weed
>>222965416dry herb vape is where it’s at
I regret ever trying dating apps. Absolutely decimated my self esteem
too many whores desu
>>222965462Any recommendations?
>>222965462what's that
zoomers have dating apps, millennials had hotornot.com
>>222965484And none of them want to be whores with me
>>222965501Do you not have 200 dollars?
>>222965524I'm talking "hoe-phase" foids not hookers
there's people out there so evil that they'll get a retarded midget drunk and bring him on a tv show to humiliate themselves
>>222965477Personally not a fan of hyping myself up to stop being a pussy and just do some swipes, only to scroll through 6 girls in a row who would never give me the time of day
https://youtu.be/0Ku3-QpEbrs
>>222965552Post link that sounds awesomeLove watching those little goobers all woowoo'd out
>>222965552Beetlejuice?
>millenial latina
If I was about to have sex I wouldn't even know what to do.>just stick pp into vagina Yea I know, but how do I get to that point? What do I do leading up to it? Obviously I don't just say "let's have sexual intercourse" and then just assume the position. And if I tell a woman she's my first she'll get the ick and tell me to go home.
>>222965580you never heard of beetlejuice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzuguOm_rA
>>222965552I've actually often fantasized about being the manager/agent to a bunch of midget wreslters
>>222965611there is no such thing as foreplay, it's a boomer myth. there's 5 minutes of making out, maybe a little less, and then yes you should ask if she wants to have sex, and record it on your phone in your pocket in case she tries to sue you in 20 years.
>>222965477Dating apps are comically evil. I'd get random matches with blondes I never swipped on and they'd disappear in less than a minute. Then I'd get random matches with obese black women I never swipped on and those matches would remain there. That shit is rigged.
>>222965611you're a walking red flag desu
Tiger!
I need a squishy wife. Squishy and jiggly.
>>222965645And what excuse do I make when it's obvious that I'm inexperienced? Obviously I cannot outright say I'm a virgin >>222965663elaborate
!!!
Do Americans really do this?
>>222965616Seems like the intellect of the average black guy
>>222965645depending on the state you can't use recorded stuff as evidence unless the person agrees to being recorded. That's why a lot of shit got thrown out for diddy even though 50 cent had a wire
Atlanta is the black capital of the US
>>222965748Not anymore
>>222965663thisit's literally joever
>>222965611>What do I do leading up to itlots of foreplay. maybe eat her out or finger her. she needs to be wet otherwise it's going to hurt. if she's not sufficiently wet, use lubricant.
millennials love smoking weed and watching cartoons
My voice gives women the ickhttps://voca.ro/126N2gUdO49z
>>222965645>not getting a notarized consent contract before the sex, plus a few consent cuckolds to watch the whole thing to act as a witnesses in case any consent issues come up later in terms of revocation of consent
>>222965807You sound like a robbery victim
full of metal jacket is a great movie but you need to stop watching after private pyle kills himself
>>222965683PhwoarrrCute kittingtonshire
>>222965807Need to start smoking cigarettes little nigga get some bass in that voice
>>222965862UH SPOIPER ALERT MUCH???
When my feet stump, my heat pump, the streets jumpYou don't want war
>>222965687I am squishy and giggly, is that enough?
>>222965862How about full metal jack off and all the guys in the barracks are jacking each other off
>>222965862The transition from there to where they're in vietman is very refreshing
>>222965902
>>222965862The transition from there is really smooth>>222965902Kek
>>222965485>>222965488>load regular weed into the ceramic chamber>chamber heats up>inhale vapoursregular weed, no combustionI recommend buying a portable one. It’s basically a pipe. I have bought the arizer air 2 in 2020(?) and have had no problems after thousands of uses
>>222965901Yeppers!
Don't think I'd be desperate enough to be a passport bro
>>222965963how often do you clean it
>>222963812>>222963826kek'd
>>222965202>piclol
>>222966001once every 4/20
It's so fucking HOT today
My brother is convinced that Duolingo is actually teaching him anything
>>222965806>smoking weedyes>watching cartoonshell no, that's zoomer shit
its over, its truly over
Goddamn Beyonce is looking absolutely chopped these days.
What my coworkers hear>I hate trump What I mean>I hate trump (because he isn't more like hitler)
>>222966261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fbFMhRarj4&list=RD-fbFMhRarj4&start_radio=1
ATHF is a good anime
>>222966261it's never been more overso over uh... what's over again?
Is 26 Canadian dollars a fair price for a haircut (including facial hair)?
>>222966287Beyond Ce burger
>>222966319Ive had sex too many times to know what that adjective means
>>222966287>beyonce>zendayaI never saw the appeal
>>222966331I pay like $15 because my barber is a bro.
>>222966331Yeah. That’s a little less than I pay for just a haircut with no facial hair included (I think it’s like 10-15 extra if you want beard shit), and I go to a pretty cheap spot.
how do i make friends
why are nonpolitical topics considered politics ont /int/?
>>222966369if you shake your butt in the hood all the nogs will come swarming to you
>>222966261>>222966325
>>222966374Technically everything is political so it’s a good blanket excuse to ban everyone arbitrarily on the whims of whoever’s sweeping
>>222966390it worked for your mom but it wouldn't work for me
>>222966432It would probably work for you, black men are statistically the gayest
You aren't fluent in English if you watch Xavier Renegade Angel and can't understand all the jokes.
"My God, it's full of stars!"
>>222966432youre a mexican
>>222966463WIGGABOOS???
>>222966432Done 'im-Kruger Effect
>>222966501WiggersI caught this wigger, staring saucy at my mistress
truly, I do not want to drink this fucking protein shake
>>222966390Peculiar buck neighbourhood
Around blacks never relax
>>222966374I think that rule also includes something like "current topics" in reference to news storiesPretty much every post breaks a rule and trannitors only enforce them subjectively
Ok I have to post something SGAIN to show how witty I am. Done 'im-Kruger references this
>>222966528probably they get that from spending so much time in jail
>>222966526I just ate 250g of farmers cheese and I’m going to eat another 250g before bed. I don’t want to either, but we’re both going to do it regardless
>>222966390Straightest brazilian
Ate some fucking linguine this morning.
>>222966577Why does he even post here lmao
Check this 9
>>222966599>linguinelinguine is Italian for "spaghetti, except it sucks"
>>222965477>>222965562>>222965661Designed this way on purpose btw
NEW>>222966653
>>222966609He can't speak Portuguese
>>222966568me and you nigga.
