going to quit caffeine tomorrow cold turkeypray for me as this is going to be awful
Who's your daddy
>>223002124I stopped drinking coffee last year and I was tired for weeks
my gf broke up with me and I’m happy what the hecking fuck
>>223002124Are you mormon or something?
Naughty America
>>223002150no this shit is ruining my life and i feel horrible on it anyway
I messed up and now you're gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjUGZ-ZWPUQSpaniards throw Romans like its nothing
>>223002168Goodnight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arses_of_Persia
>>223002210sex
>>223002099yepp, that's going in my hmm folder
feeling medieval
poo whispering
>>223002253gays when they fuck a ass
morning lads, shall be going to the big city today for some errands me
sir errand boy
britishers must brap a lot… with their fiber heavy diets and all
>>223002276what are you gonna do x
>>223002276make sure you post the gay swede in the big city fit
*tense music starts playing*
rorke
>>223002312who is this rorke you people keep talking about? is he some big /brit/ meme?
>>223002323He's a thread personality
>>223002312rorke's close?*runs away*
Morning bbgirls
>>223002331ok but what is he known for?
>>223002347he’s the big kev of the 2020s
>>223002347He has all sorts of gimmicks
>>223002357>>223002358hmm I see
>>223002323rorke is a /brit/ character who is supposed to be a young, awkward, chud-ish manthere is genuinely too much nuance to rorke to describe in one post
>>223002323I am rorke
>>223002099please stop posting that shit it scares me
>>223002300got some posters to put up (of which the content i shall not expose) >>223002305maybe x
rape rorke
>>223002421
>>223002085but 5'7 is 170 cm this is very short anon, are you all midgets lmao
>>223002419what are leftypol thoughts?
Even with a good job, a gf, and my own apartment i still feel unhappy, unfulfilled, depressed, anxious, and miserable All of those things can not take away the pain of being a man in this "country"
>>223002438>i love curry>black people are cool>i am a good person
>>223002441>Even with a good job, a gf, and my own apartment i still feel unhappy, unfulfilled, depressed, anxious, and miserableimpossible
https://files.catbox.moe/s1o82v.mp4this is rorke
>>223002438Im gay(This is also a rorke thought as well)
Morning all weebs along with frogposters are subhuman
leftypol riding HS2 to Birmingham but the track is unfinished and his train just falls off a massive cliff
Widdecombe suspect de-arrested, no charge, no longer part of the investigation. No further arrests.Whoever did it has got away with it.
You all bullied Mousey off /brit/. Just because he has a small knob.
>>223002481Landing right on the Elgin Marbles, smashing them into smithereens
>>223002459I used to think having these things would solve all of my problems and guarantee me a care free existence but it hasn't. There's more to life than having sex with a girl or having your own place. You need a purpose and i just dont have one and i don't think i ever will.
You n'wahs have been so cocky, can't wait for that smurk to fall off your face when we win and Haaland to kill Kane live on television
Rorke is a White British man in his twenties who holds right-wing political views. Rorke is socially awkward, physically clumsy, and prone to committing social faux pas. Despite these shortcomings, he is generally well-meaning, with his mistakes arising more from ineptitude and poor social judgement than from malice. Also, black pussy changed him.
hiromoot has finally fixed webms on me phone, thank god
Rorke walking down the stairs
Black pussy changed rorke but rorkequisha was unchanged by white penis
>>223002505don't know why people say this when we are by far the most pessimistic nation in the worldgenuinely don't understand why people think we're arrogant about football
>>223002512>he is generally well-meaningcap
>>223002513yes it is fixed on my phone alsowe have returned to the halcyon days of 2 years ago where basic features work as normal
>>223002436128cm 95kgs 2inch.....
Leftypol is a White British man who holds left-wing political views. Leftypol is physically weak, socially off-putting, and unpleasant. He is spiteful and antagonistic, with a love for foreign cultures and a disdain for his own national identity.
Rorke petting his cat
>>223002538three lions is a song about how we've been shit at football since 1966 as well
>>223002575>a love for foreign cultures and a disdain for his own national identity.This is me but i hold right wing views
>>223002581scream what a FREAK
>>223002597Its the only pussy he'll ever touch hehe
Leftypol installing a fireman's pole in his house
>>223002538You say that but many of you have been real confident
GOAL FOR ENGLANDHOLY FUCK
Rorke eating an apple
>>223002620i guarantee that we are 1 million times less confident than the average brazilian was when you played brazil
just get some gravel over him that'll do yeah
>>223002645cape verde! like from the world cup!!
rorke climbing up the stairs on all fours
british
>>223002671exemplary rorke post
Rorke forgetting how to walk again
>>223002693A classic.
Scooby Doo can doo-doo
Rorke sitting on a chair
rorke apologising to a mannequin after bumping into it
Leftypol eating a glazed donut
Bismillah
rorke rorke rorke is that all you post
>>223002727s
>>223002085britain will win the world cup
>>223002742i am an indian man and this is my post
rorke pushing a pull door
leftypol missing his exit on a revolving door
rorke calling the teacher mum
rorke taking the wrong turn
> At a press conference that evening, Assistant Chief Constable Matt Longman said that, that afternoon, a 26‑year‑old white British male had been arrested in Newton Abbot about 25 miles (40 km) from Widdecombe's home, on suspicion of her murder.>white British maleso they can release that info immediately?
>>22300276277th brigade be like
>>223002826is it true that she hated trans women
>>223002831sc
>>223002762>i am an indian mani want you to meet my sister
true as fuck....
>>223002858we're in the t20s
just remembered how americans pronounce squirrel
>>223002875>flagi want you to meet my sister
>>223002875don't know what that means
>>223002897okay
>>223002913plz give me lots of nephews
>>223002926>>223002950i love this stunning new memei love it when a new meme drops and it's an instant hit
>>223002965shut up
>shut upthis is too much
>>223002965
>>223002975i appreciate that but i am no longer allowed to comment on this stunning new meme
first load of washing is out and my second load is in
leftypol posting on r/blackpeopletwitterrorke posting on r/coontown
>>223002986>second load is inthis is so hot
I'm on a tiny Greek island and still all the builders, agricultural workers, truck drivers are Indian lmfao HOW
Rorke using the metro to travel a 300m distance
it's the 11th of july
>>223003027its a pasta day
ate some wheat bread with strawberry preserves and irish grass fed butter and can’t stop shitting lads
>>223003016Greeks don't like working unless it's some busywork government position where they sit on their ass all day.
Jamaican penny-farthing rider resting his hand on Rorke's head for balance at the traffic stop.
i am a low value male. I make women's lives worse
feeling completely fucked and over it all
>>223003086scr
best non-witcher armour in the witcher 3?
>>223003086never fucked me
mad how uhhh mad how things ummm
just me, my mommy and my daddy
>>223003070I'm a handsome, polite, and funny young man who is capable and deserving of love and companionship
>>223003192be honest with yourself. you'll feel better long termthe idea of having a gf seems nice but when i think about it in its totality i realise i was end up abusing her because rarely does that happen because the man is an evil bastard. it usually just happens because he can't handle the responsibility
m
This feels like a dead end road. We took a wrong turn.
>>223003205don't know what this meanswhat is being conveyed here
how is ray romano even a comedian?
cody what the frig
tourism is a fucking cancer
>>223003192you are literally me.......
>>223003231but it's the only way liberal economies can fulfill its promise to the mass majority
cody i'm gonna sock you dude frig off
ann wediecombe died i think
how come a pear is nice and an apple is nice but if an apple was as soft as a pear it'd be disgustingmake it make sense
>>223003304
>>223003304each peach pear plum
>>223003304You've been propagandised by big apple
>>223003304the skin x
>>223003298she was ugly. wake me up when someone beautiful dies
>>223003304fruit is disgusting
rorke refusing to eat bananas because they are from africa
im ugly
why dont people acknowledge how england is so much better than any other team in the world cup? i get that linekar and co dont want to get hurt again but every other teams fans seem delusional. england are fitter more technical better organised . it's men against boys and everyones going to act surprised when they win it
>>223003377you are beautiful no matter what they say xx
>>223003391strong scent of shortbread and irn bru emanating from this post
>>223003391Because you bottle it time and time again
need wokeness sorted out for good
musk and altman getting a kerjillian dollars for AI is a lot like early explorers who managed to get a 500 quid (infinite money at the time) from their queen on a half baked idea of traveling to india or finding el dorado . it didn't work out but thye were saved by the fact that america existed and black people were in a position to be enslaved . so clearly AI can't meet any of its expectations but what's going to save them them this time?
>>223003434responded to scottish bait award
>>223003394thanks
Despite having the richest Football Association in the world,The best academies in the world,The biggest domestic leagueAND a population of 50/60 million people England haven’t won shit! LOL
Sir Jude Bellingham
Reckon a woman has ever made a pros and cons list about you?
>>223003448ai has enabled me to have more sophisticated wanks
>>223003470england will win
>>223003476i have no pros
>>223003470woke up and thought about england again award
might treat myself
thank god they’ll never actually win it They’re already insufferable enough
>>223003476nh i'm like an invisible man around here
>>223003490got a prostate don't you
adverts for women as soon as they enter menopausehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0FYjRLu8g
dont care if we win it its just nice having a bit of a run and not going out in the group stage :)
>>223003377ktim
>>223003476no woman has ever perceived me positively
>>223003545That’s it get the excuses and the “I dont care”s in early good lad
would be fun if i cared about england but i dontneed some transfer rumours
>>223003545^_^
>>223003545> country of 50m people with the same aspirations as a country of 5mwhy is england so pathetic
>>223003561>>223003566does it not get boring being this bitter
what if you had a tumor slowly growing in your brain rn
>>223003566football is a runt aspiration
>>223003563thisclub footie is where the soul lies. oil and globalism can't change that. clubs are still the teams that were created by a few lads getting together for a kick aboutnational teams have never been anything but state propaganda and they only get bigger as the actual nations themselves get weaker by cucking themselves to the global economy
>>223003545Anything less than reaching the final with the current draw is complete abject failure
>>223003573Not really I hate you
>>223003573ditto
>>223003603why
>>223003608why would english people be bitter about scotland or wales
they hate us cus they ain't us
>>223003643Still white
>>223003643because they cope by setting low aspirations for themselves more in line with nations a fraction of their size
bit fucking humourless in here isn't it
>>223003673Wait till later when England get knocked out by norway
>>223003657you didn't answer why you hate me
>>223003673cant speak for everyone else but im a boring bastard
>>223003673crack a joke then
>>223003685Never said I hate you
>>223003708>Not really I hate youwhat's this then
so this is rorke
Gaynor Hopkins sex arse
>>223003714didn’t say it
>>223003000>r/coontownnow that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
rorke just getting a portion of chips at the indian
>>223002421The STATE of that man's career.
POV: you're a Dravidian in 1800 BC
>>223003759what a benchod
>>223003759Fish is expensive now, a portion of fish and chips is about £10 around here.
>>223003744get the phone on charge x
any muscular man in?
>>223003738Why would you do CPR for a fall? This video doesn't make any sense? Who made this and why eid they make it so nonsensical?You need to be beaten if you post this again and confuse people
>>223003811...nh
>>223003811*flexes*
>>223003811skinnyfat adonis me
big Don has put in the good word
praying to WOTAN for Norway to win
start doing this
>>223003863imagining these two chatting to each other unintelligibly and screaming
got the Wolfnacht onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUmiB86KQlU
>>223003811Yeah but it's under a bit of layer of fat
>>223003775Haarland looks like someone replace Brock Lesnar's steroids with vaccines.
this is my going to gothenburg fit
made this for footie talk>>>/sp/156603970
>>223003979why bother we can talk about it in /brit/
>>223003995off topic i'm afraid can't be risking that kind of behaviour
>>223003977zesty x
>>223003977sex core
>>223004000in what way is it off topc
>>223003977I like that pants, it matches the colour of detail of the kicks, also good combo with the shirt. You might want to give the sneakers a wiping to cl3an them up a bit
need a 3 some with a white fox stacey gf and a represent owners club denao bf
:/
>>223003769couldn't of happened to a nicer person
>>223004013you reckon it's okay to talk about football here? don't wanna risk a 3 day ban
i'm just like shadow the hedgehog
>>223003977no offence but you dress like a fag
she was a María Corina Machado girl . he was a Reza Pahlavi boy. can i make it any more obvious
why did they assassinate Anne Widdecombe then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLH3olxxOuU
>>223004085because of woke
>>223004084'tis o'er
>>223004085she was asking too many questions about cheadle
>>223004081ok
>>223004085only thing i remember her for is fat camp with rick waller. has anyone questioned him
>>223004086choon
>>223004085Revenge killing for the death of Sinsta and Big Jay
>>223004084tits
>>223004098>>223004120
my cut my toenails then gobble them all up
is tim just going to live the rest of his life in this tiny room?
Almost did a racism then (oops)
>>223004155what else is there for him
>>223004163acting
yeah imagine living your entire life in a tiny room haha can you imagine
nurwai is going to be ingerlun
>>223004173blud can’t even act sane
>>223004175my incel flat is big. much too big just for me
>>223004159in greggs?
>>223004084
>>223004180LOL
scotfags we will finally win tonight
>>223004175could(n't) be me
>>223004188yeah me too I live in a 2-bed even though the only other human being who has set foot in it is the workman who inspects the boiler
>>223004155one of the bamenurses should put him out of his miseryharold shipman typa shi
This is from 24 February, the latest it had snowed since 2009.Mad how you can go from that to 35C
>>223004191Right here in the forum
>>223004237fishe
>>223004242
loud cunt outside
you doin alri in there Mister Tim?
>>223004252my mum doing her kegels
actually dreading going to gothenburg, it has become biomass central and i’ve gone a week without having to see them
second coffee toil looms
>>223004252For me, it's cunts revving their engines constanly
business idea: summer slippers
sat on the train
The fact that Emma Watson inevitably does stinky farts as a biological necessity will never not be strange.
>>223004328And the latest from horsebjorg?
dont want to go outside today ummies
>>223004194Bet I know what the cat's called
>>223004357me on the right after the pub
>>223004345currently taking care of a friends horse whilst she’s travelling, other than that they’re doing alri — just a bit miffed about the flies and such
>>223004084Had a look at this and 90% of the pictures were hippy chicks and wogs
insane how good RDR1 was
Hardwood laminate flooring needs to fuck off and jump into a volcano. Carpet needs to make a comeback in the worst way.
>>223004395*throws tiles at you*
>>223004395you lot are insane, why on earth would you put in carpets when most of you use fucking shoes inside the house actually mental behavior
Bring back the bacon pot noodle you fucking cowards!!!
>>223004416I don't think sharia bloody allows it !!
penus wenus
>>223004328When we find you we will bum you
veni vidi vici
fireyou're gonna bum
HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME
skyblivion is almost finished
>>223004479your mum's almost finished
>>223004479wasted 15 years of their lives award
>>223004492doing what
>>223004458my anus is ready
new >>223004511>>223004511>>223004511
>>223004523>>223004523>>223004523>>223004523
