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I'm sad that I have to go home
>Why does everyone think we fucked? Cuz we did. Now come here!Uh!Uh!Uh!STOP RUNNING!
Will you be watching tonight’s game?
i had a scary dream :(i only got 3 hour sleep
>>223006592What game is that anon?
>>223006919Norway England FIFA WC
>>223006967I have to work my janitor job so I can't watch it sadly
Told my mum today about Brazilian showers.
Just finished the final fantasy 7 remakes as someone who never played the original. Story was confusing as fuck, good music and combat though
>>223006592No soccer is not fun to watch
last
This summer might be your last.
>>223008329i'm ok with that
I feel like that Special Books for Special Kids guy secretly wants to Aktion T4 all of them
>>223008444That YouTube channel terrifies me. Especially the video of the kid who had 100% third-degree burns all over his body. Like I get that it's a kid, but burn survivors just look spooky.
hello
had a dream about a mario mmo
>>223008864>an entire world of fat Italian tradesmen, princesses, and little mushroom headed slavesIs this heaven?
>>223008791what's good, cuh?
I have so much car work to do this weekendLord help meDoes someone want to come over and drink beer while I swear under a car?
slightly hungover
I tried to go fishing but I got chased out by skeeters>>223008996sounds fun
can't wait to be a wizard
>>223009192>sounds funNo it bloody well doesn't I'm praying my impact can bust this Honda crankbolt no problem with a weighted socket for the timing belt.
these banks need to stop calling meits saturday morning for fucksakesim not paying off my credit card debt
Do you think a perfume would sell that was mainly beef drippings and garlic essential oil? That is what I want my woman to smell like
>>223009537making me hungry
>>223009930A beautiful woman should have a savory and meaty smell
>>223010054if she wants to be eaten out, yes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z7SFpxWpcOw
Should I go to the meetup today or nah? It's kinda far away. I've been to a few of them, and most of the other people just type on their laptops and don't talk much. But I haven't gone to one in a long time and I just feel like I should.
already tired wtf
>>223010515Meetup for what?
>>223010583gamedev
>walk ouside>neighbor is outside too>make eye contact>say: ahhhw shittthink i said it too loud
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseI'm almost at the point of quitting this site after 11 years, if the dumb niggers that run this site want to make it almost impossible for me to post here why even bother?
>>223010558you should eat something, hunny
when i inherit the world i'm burning it
fantasized about going on a date but then i snapped out after realizing how boring it would be
IT'S KOTURDAY, YOU WHORES
Not going to the beach today
>consoles are dyingkek consolejeets mad. pc won. imagine not gaming on pc in 2026.
>gaming>2026
>>223011669How far is it?
toiletberg is calling me. brb
>>223011796Not far but I don't have a ride I'll probably go tomorrow
>>223011764americans cant make games anymore. anything decent is from china or MAYBE (5% chance) europe.
The only good games are old ones
want to buy a pair of nice boots desu, thinking redwing iron rangers
>>223011876old games get old
as i near 40, games have mostly lost their appeal, in general.
https://youtu.be/EBUFtoC2oj4no colours anymore I want them to turn blackI see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothesI have to turn my head until my darkness goes
>>223011980>I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothesThat line goes hard
im a gamer god and i goon daily
brown hair and blue eyes is more attractive to women than blonde hair and blue eyes
>>223012090You're just stating the obvious, pal.
What is Trumps plan exactly?
Pink skinned blonde gf
>>2230121201) not get arrested2) make as much money for himself and fellow billionaires as possible3) please israel
did trump really only run in 2024 to avoid getting sent to prison?
>>223012180Based if true. Just like how he ran in 2016 as a fuck you to obama.
>>223012120whatever it is, i trust it
all I need to finish my puter is a gpu but they're all overpriced right now :(
Dumb niggas really fall for that "promise people shit" trick
back from the poop throne
i only buy stuff on facebook marketplace from attractive women in hopes that it will lead to a romantic relationship
>>223012242Fake ass pic RAM is not 35 dollars.
if what i think is happening, then it is incredibly cruel
>>223012276same, but i don't buy or message them i just check them out. some good pieces of ass in there
>>223012299boughted it a year ago o algo
>>223012242buy second hand
>>223012276>>223012325>facebookwhy 50+ year olds on 4chan
>>223012411for marketplace retard
>>223012411facebook is the only social media i have. it let's me keep on the local happenings and distant family members. i don't even used marketplace.
My back hurts need a deep tissue massage from any willing anon
>>223012469i can do it
>>223012484Are you a woman
>>223012492no
>>223012501What makes you worthy to touch my back?
i have 4 facebook friends, all related
>>223012519i have large hands and long fingers... perfect to massage every nook and crevice
>>223005338still blows my mind we haven't dissolved NATO and formed an American power block
Reading a book whilst listening to black metal. I thought reading about Samuel Langhorn Clemens' descriptions of Hawai'i would be fitting fare for this time of year, hah.
>>223012550*cranny
>>223012550>>223012577You are probably have an ogre like physiognomy
>>223012568bro
>>223012527i deleted all my socials a few years back
>>223012612no, im skinny
i want to drink beer all day every day
currently coofing. are you coofing as well?
i should get drunk and annoy people with me guita
should i watch this?
>>223012675do what you want mandont let online strangers dictate your life
>>223012630Nosferatu looking ass
>>223012675post vegane miss
>>223012700>i cant ask my friends if i should watch a moviestop being weird
Back to watching dsp detractor videos because all my favorite lolcows are dead or quit
Caffeinated and suicidal
https://youtu.be/O24IOHrfv3s?t=55I stumbled on, and all the world fell downall the sky went silent, cracked like glass and slowlytumbled to the ground
Should I drink or nah
>>223012843now? yes
>>223012843Let me teach you a thing or two about the ABD's of life sonnyAlwaysBeDrinkin'
>>223012843Always drink. Drink until you're dead
>>223012843Drinking is not cool or sexy
>>223012936Correct but stating this is extremely childish. It doesn't need to be said for any actual adults
I've drunk more than all of you combined in your entire LIVES
I am looking pretty sexy with this tan
Went to sell bodily fluids today and the lady rammed the needle into my arm while trying to pull it out. Blood was gushing everywhere and she’s trying to shush me. I probably won’t be able to sell for a week now because of the bruise.
Pisswasser drink all dayyyIt makes your problems go awayyyy
>>223012993Too bad your liver doesn't have an odometer. It would be fun to compare
>>223013022Relatable
Might play pickleball with momberg today
>>223013087Are the rules like tennis just with a different ball and racket?
>>223013104Perhaps...
>>223013131Are you a pickleballvirgin and you're going to lose it with your mom?That is so cute
If the Canada government insists on importing infinitity jeets why not send them to the 90% of the country that is unpopulated
>>223013027I used to get drunk almost every day between the ages of like 20-25. I hardly drink anymore tho I do like beer. Last time I was drunk was a few days ago I guess but the last time before that was Hallowe'en.
>>223013022based
>>223013162I need to stopSo much money pissed away
I have no ice, and I must cream
semen
I hate how my mom walks around barefoot. Why is she such a slut?
Found out recently I'm 5'5" I thought 170cm was 5'7" FUCK!!!!!!!!!1
>>223013272My mom only goes barefoot when she wants a foot massage
Old Navy is having a clearance sale bros. Make sure to check it out.
>>223013275You're still taller than me
https://youtu.be/5jgwIn0WExY
>>223013295I'll check you out
>>223013292>>223013272Those dirty girlsRape correction is required
the only reason i dont eat fast food anymore is because indians work at all of them. if it was non indians then i would buy fast food again.
>>223013373So what you're trying to say is that Indians have had a positive impact in your life? Nice, we are all brothers
im bored
>>223013395no its because the times ive got some mild level of food poisoning its been from fast food when indians started working them.
>>223013159No I've played since 2024
>>223013445Ok but the end result is positive. No more fast foodHopefully you filled the void with real food and not freezer meals
I wish dodgeball was played more. I would join a league
>>223013516There's lot of gay ones
Tetherball but you have to put up money100 dollar minimum
Don't you hate when mfs always gotta give you a speech about aspartame when you open a diet coke in front of them
>>223013581>diet coke
There's nothing wrong with fast food. It's chock full of cheap nutritious proteins and fats at a budget we all can afford
>>223013701The only one that's worth its price is Taco Smell
>>223013749Chik Fil A is my go to Taco Bell is crap
>>223013269I concur
>>223013161We stopped importing jeets though
I want taco bell now. Gonna ask momberg to get me some
>>223013866Gonna get a baja blast?
man I'm so fucking smart
>>223014173I don't drink soda its unhealthy
>>223014203Okay smart ass tell me what number I'm thinking of it's between 1 and 10
>>223014219nobody fucking cares about what you're thinking
>>223014216I'm quitting soda too sis
>>223014245Scared of being wrong? Faggot
>>>/lit/25396444>>>/lit/25396444>>>/lit/25396444>>>/lit/25396444
Welcome to CostcoI love you
As a Costco employee you are required to pay for a membership to Costco to keep your employment.
>>223014785costco is not loving in canadahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9vAE60E77U
I FUCKING MISS SERB POSTER
The day Costco stopped giving out free samples was the day we truly knew the world had changed, and not for the better.
>>223014876Welcome to CanadaSorry
>>223014877Why do you miss a schizophrenic dog rapist
What are your favourite and least favourite State Capitols, architecturally-speaking? This is obviously excluding Alaska's as it is utter dogshit and a disgrace to the name of 'Capitol'.
Have the itch to play return to castle wolfenstein
>>223015321I like New Yorks State capitol
thoughts on space?
Money, drugs, and men that look like women
>>223015398It's not real
>>223015398empty
>>223015333Let's get a coop game going >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1379630/RealRTCW/
>>223015430Fuck my ass king
I just bought 80 lbs of cheese. I'm gonna tie it to my ankles and jump in the river
>>223005577Ganges poop water doesn't count
>>223015893Tie some buckets of chum around your ankles so you can get eat by a fucking shark bitch
sorry for party rocking....
>>223015893I've found that buying cheese blocks is cheaper than grated cheese and it doesn't have that gross shit on it that keeps it from sticking
>>223015669Eh I don't know about giving out my steam id on here
>>223011951Same but I don't know how much of that is me getting older vs modern games being bad
>>223015893Bad plan, cheese floats on water. You'll be floating in a pile of cheese and then you'll feel silly. You're better off using an anchor or plain old weights
>the incel walk became the haaland walkit's the year of the gf
>>223015923There aren't any sharks in the Mississippi goofball
>>223015939>gross shit on it that keeps it from stickingWhat gross shit?
>>223016010Yes there is el stupido
>>223016010RETARD ALERT
Alligators are scarier than sharks. If an alligator decides it wants to kill you, you're pretty much good for dead. Those jaws close so tight there's no way of getting out Seems like every month I see a news story about a kid getting killed by a gator
>>223016061There aren't any this far north then wigger
N
My dick is so massive it serves as shark bait
Ws in chat for owning that retard
I've never separated a chicken before. What should I know?
>>223016215let it defrost first
>>223012135Leonardo???
>>223005338>boring generic woman image>Mexican flaglike clockwork.
>>223016240It's ready now what
If you're not an ocean based life form it's very unlikely you'll survive the next hundred million years
phwoarfink next edition needs to be a margaraet qualley wun
>>223016299I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAAALL
>>223013196rn?lissenin to metallica ride the lightnin'
>>223016215>Fresh young chicken How about rotten elderly chicken
>>223016299look up a tutorial
so is /cum/ rooting for England or Norway? Argentina or Switzerland?
Ive never bought a whole chicken Usually I buy chicken breast or thighs
>>223016398Lol based
>>223016417so how do I cook it??? So do I microwave it or what???
>>223016427soccer is for lames, immigrants, and teenage girls
>>223016561The world cup is being set in America everyone with a social life is going to bars to watch the games, hit on girls and get laid are you fucking lame gay both or what???
not only is fast food stupid expensive, it's also gotten very lameno new burgers, no limited edition meals, no interesting ingredients, just the same boring crap I can make at home (for half the price)pure conveyor belt slop for lazy retards
>>223016359I'm so glad she left that gross man
>>223016596That stopped the moment we got knocked out you missed the boat and no woman will ever touch you
>>223016449I switched to pork because chicken breast has become incredibly disgusting with the frequency of woody breast and spaghetti meat
>>223016671>no limited edition mealsMinecraft meal last year nigga
>>223016427switzerland and norway
McDonalds is trash. I don't understand why anyone would go to it when better fast food places exist and are similarly priced
>>223016676shes actually perfect>>223016727perfectly cooked chicken breast wiv mayonaise is so goood
>>223016764that was a whole year ago
Vacuum cleaner doesn't have as much suck power these days
>>223016980I have the same problem with my girl
>>223016842like what?
>>223016978Grogu meal this year
Nutted and now my right testicle is pulsating and hurts am I gonna die?
I don't see a problem with being a mindless goy that has cool stuff and eats tasty fast food
corr would nut inside margaret qualley
>>223017271I missed you
>>223017271im going to kms
>>223017271you say this every summer
>>223017105those look like good products
>cigarettes after sexstupid retard
>>223017581Cigarettes are good 4 u mine are orgasmic
Just tooksuch a huge diarrhea shit that I flooded the can and had to move to the tub
>>223017674I flooded your can with saliva cleaning that stanker up
>>223017711Nasty ass
>>223017777Nice double 77sYes I am
Pokemon go is playing some spooky ass music
>>223017923How about you pokemon go take a shower you dirty ass faggot
>>223017271This summer might be your first
Just deleted my entire BBC gooning folder from my PC, purged all the deleted files from my trash, changed all my passwords on every porn website I had an account on, and then changed the passwords with the emails associated with them. Some of these accounts were years old. The folder itself I had for over a year.It's finally over. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. It literally took me nearly ordering a black dildo to realize I'm fucking up my life with this and I need to stop. I've already basically broken by dick from jerking off nonstop, it'll probably take months for my sex drive to get back to a normal baseline. I wish this was a joke, but sadly it's the state of my life.
>someone asks subjective yet technical question>write out a genuine well thought out response and explain everything for them with step by step instructions>no responsethere is no point being sincere on the internet anymore you should treat every interaction as hostile and act as such
i rate this 4/10
has anyone seen gockstein?
This place is reddit
>>223018372you are reddit
*Gen x boomer passes by you on a Harley*SAIL!!
>>223018542hell yeah brother
just ripped some hair out of my nose
Cousin sex
>>223018002Good to have cut that shit out at least
>>223018763Is that how you were made?
>>223018002just order a white dildo instead?
https://www.pokeratlas.com/poker-room/grand-sierra-reno/review/grand-sierra-reno-still-a-definite-5This is one of the greatest of all time 'yelp' reviews. Whoever wrote this is a shitposting legend
hi cum
>>223019316Now try with a Somalian in Germany I want to see it's explanation
>>223018002Being a faggot who's been with black guys, they're not really that different
>>223018784Probably. I am from illinois
im bored. wat do?
>>223019632oxygen deprivation make yourself too dumb to be bored
Was tempted to Irish up my afternoon coffee but I'm staying sober. Been sober over a year
>>223019787pussy
>>223018002
im shleepy
>>223019810Alcohol and likely bipolar disorder aren't a good combo
Tupac was my favorite Serbian
parentsberg friends are here. what should i do?
GOONBAYA MY LOOORD GOONBAYA
>>223020126Hide in your room and have a loud gaymer sesh where you scream da n worr
>>223019910
out of weed and moneyappears I will be going sober against my will but for my better
Got a United flight credit and decided to go to Knoxville. what is there to do?
>>223020560Fuck my ass
>>223020596Unironically?
women look like this wtf
>>223020843WHORE
>>223020843she findin them BIG DEALS mang she a shopperholic mannn
>>223020843MORE LIKE SHE'S THE BIG DEAL
>>223013162I did the same at those ages but with weed. Smoked a lot of grass.
crazy how mexicans become baseball fans
>>223021100Baseball is actually popular in a lot of Latino adjacent countries
Penis status = leaky
why does god hate me
I'd suck your musky cock.
>>223021128yeah but mexicans start out as soccer fans and get converted cuz they're dogshit at it lol
>>223020560The world's fair
they call me the mole on account of my mole-like physique
>>223021128>>223021100Sports like baseball have grown a lot in the last few decades in latino countries.
Alchy and cigarettes secured, I just jacked off to picz of my friends gfs. Nigga won't show me her nudes, but he shows them to his homosexual friend.
I'm done with women
>>223021275>>223015025mulher branca
>>223021197>only sport where nonathletic fat people can compete>growing in latin americalel
>>223021338Jarren Duran would DESTROY you
SOMEBODY STOP MESSSSSSSMOKING
CATSUP IS THE GREATEST OF THE MOTHER SAUCESoops sorry caps
Im just piss in a shit world, man
idk if you guys knew this or not but its hot outside rn
>>223021568No it isn't
currently browsing /hc/
>>223021568It's like 86 and cloudy
I gave a hitchhiker a ride once on the condition he sucked my big toe for 120 seconds timed and he actually did itI still fap to that memory
I'm now a honorary indian. How can I use the bus with 5 tickets of pc parts as a field technician?Ive got a job pretending to have a car.
>>223021736Why didn't you ask for a dick sucking
>>223021885I hardly understand what you're saying but steal a motorcycle or moped
NEW>>223021930
>tech job in 2026thirdies can't suffer
>>223021338>being so retarded thank you think welfare mexicans living the US are the same as the natives who chose NOT to leave mexicoGo be retarded somewhere else.
