meal deal 'dish
>>223007248the lifeblood of british industry and commerce
>>223007248why not just pack a lunch?
just finished wanking to black girls sucking white Willard in the bleached thread on gif
>>223007287grow up
>>223007288nice :thumbsup:
hello whats a good desert to make i have all the usual ingredients eggs flour and such
>>223007260get a plumber in or the ceiling will collapse lad
>>223007288very gay to beat off to porn with dicks in it
niggas ceiling bout to collapse
curry wrap for lunch
>>223007316true
>>223007310meringues with raspberries and cream x
rorke getting a meal dealleftypol making himself a bento box in the shape of a panda
>>223007310lemon meringue pie>>223007302thanks>>223007316nah
blackpilling my nan with incel ideology
anne widdicomb killed by a 26 year old WHITE MALE
got the curry wrap onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAEDSLTBEs&list=RD-ZAEDSLTBEs&start_radio=1
>>223007346kek mogged that foid
>>223007260have you turned the water off?are you renting or own the home? if you own it, get onto your home insurer, if renting get onto the landlord
would still give davina one
might watch an adorable video, thinking of it but don't know if ill go through with it
it's good that it's going to cool down today :)
>>223007346why are you malaysian
wish I hadn't of wanked to those black Sheila's sucking white willard, because I missed out on fapping to this broads succulent breasts. alas I need to wait a couple hours
>>223007217partial to white fish meself x
i'm scared
whats a desert that has coconut cream i have lots of that
>>223007404black isn't a colour
>>223007404hmm... that'd be brown*rorke hisses in the background*
fuckin hellwatch this fucking fiesta go flyinghttps://youtube.com/shorts/kmctmookm9I
>>223007426yeah?
>>223007396is that a Z on the building behind her.
>>223007404Yellow
>>223007396I can double wank with no more than a 5 minute break between them
>>223007396>couple of hoursare you 60?
>>223007424how the fuck does a coconut has cream it has no udders
>>223007424thai curry
>>223007424don't know x
>>223007431that woman gasping in the first clip made my knob twitch
Currently on the 12:30 train from Kings cross to Newcastle if anyone else is on it and fancies a scrap let me know
doing a very smelly poo
sir skyrim
mouths got infected again
>>223007481im on that very trainwhich carriage are you in?
Jack the Ripper on the loose again
>>223007481that must take a while
>>223007506A
I remember when TESCO sandwiches came in brown boxes that resembled cardboard
>>223007517on my way up from C now
why can some people go again 30 seconds after cumming. is it genetic
>>223007431watched it. now what do i do?
>>223007528i went multiple times with my ex
>>223007517I'm sat at the seats by the door right by the wheelchair space
Sacked Tranny's da' b' like: I remember when the only knickers I saw on the clothesline were me wife's
trapped in the incel flat all weekend because protestants are up to no goodnot that i would have done much anyway
Sir Joe Rogan
>>223007530treat yourself to either a wank or a pint
>>223007431fiat 500 on the m25 a20 exit, haha I know that road
>>223007522I remember when they came in plasticVastly superior
>>223007558long injury list that
>>223007442I used to be able to back in my teens. my record is like 15+ times in one day. my foreskin was shredded lmao>>223007448nah 33 guvna, so yeah basically 60
>>223007579s
just got called by an unknown numberdidn't answer it, looked it up and it was a real person not a scam call
>>223007542when i cum i dont get much pleasure at all if i keep going. or do you just power through
sweating just putting the shopping away it not right
Sat here waiting for your in carriage A mate, not got scared have you?
>>223007505sorry shoulda washed my cock UwU
>>2230074425 minute refractory period is normal if you're under 25now at the tender age of 39 i need at least half an hour
>>223007604she wanted your cock
>>223007556do they attack you if you go outside without an orange tied to your hat
>>223007424is deepseek broke
japanese rugby team on ITV and none of the players are japanese
>>223007614saw you had downs and thought it best not to
>TV presenter Dermot Murnaghan dies aged 68Goodbye, my king
fuck my limacoid life
why the fuck do random people with unknown numbers call you out of nowhere?just fucking send a message so i know who you are
Rorke getting his bussy gaped
two lads are going to square up in carriage A and then maybe kiss
>>223007619i bought boner pills online and its like being an 18 year old again when i pop one for a big wank sesh37 here
>>223007424coconut jelly ingredents coconut cream gelatine recipe add gelatine to coconut cream send a picture when it's made
>>223007642keep getting calls from people claiming to be from o2
my dad told me when he fought in 'nam when it monsooning, he and his platoon used to kill lil viets, skin them alive and then wear there skin as a protective coat against the elements
>>223007635Coming C you gobby twat
>>223007628unfortunately live nearish to one of the larger bonfiresits generally safe but wouldn't want to be about there later when its clear you're not one of them there for the activities
sad how people die isn't it
>>223007672that isn't true
>>223007681no it's good
any ladbergs in gonna watch Conor McGregor heem that island subhuman tomorrow?
>>223007658nothing more unc than complaining about how young people dress
sick of the evil loony woke trans agenda
>>223007699i dont watch rapists
>>223007642>Apply for jobs>Get phone call from random number>Text asking if it's about the job>Get a missed call the next day>Get a missed call the next day>Get a text "yes this is about the job at suckmyballs industries"Why not text me 2 days ago? Bellend
>>223007699Wasn't planning on it but if you put it like that I might
why does your body try to empty your bowels when you feel nervous? seems like a really bad design by godberg
>>223007680what are these freaks going to do when a united ireland happens. hopefully something like the jonestown massacre
reading about cults in my local area we have the kkk apparently, some amish like religious cult with inbreeding, and a few weird indian spiritual ones in the bushdo you have any weird religions around you
hope Norway mogs England today
>>223007712really? because paradoxically you'll be watching me rape you, so...
>>223007694ok then *kills you*
>>223007724so you can run away faster without the poo weighing you down
>>223007731he's a son of yorkshirewe win either way
>>223007706they need to get their arses out
>>223007724Only happens to white people its ancestral memory, clearing the way for when they would get bent over and buggered by bantu badmen
>>223007729order of nine angles was invented in shropshire
>>223007248every selection a disastertypical fucking woman
just give the broc a quick sautee i think with a bit of lemon zesttomatoes and cucumber with a bit of balsamic/olive oil dressingjust let the ingredients shine i say
>>223007699when was his last fight? he's going to rusty and that's not including the coke habit
>>223007761wots that
some of you have a birmingham accent and i want you to know you sound ridiculousthank you for your attention to this matter
ulysses s grant
bo selecter
>>223007750Lmao but his parents aren’t English and he doesn’t have English ancestry
um thats hitler
Rorke: >ugly boy Harland is EnglishALSO Rorke: >A rat born in a stable isn't a horse!
>>223007804great general, bad president
>>223007789like satanists innitproper ones too not just woke atheists
howd they get that up there
https://vocaroo.com/1lBssYgMiLOX
>>223007750nah bud he ain't one of us, us as in me, a pure blooded Anglo-Saxon elite
>>223007248A meal is a deal anon
>>223007658makes you sick so it does it never happened back in the day right my fellow uncs
What's the latest on the Bricks and Minifigs scandal?
>>223007829Yeah but he's like a white horse born in a stable full of grey horses
>>223007836scary
potatoes in currys yes or no?
>>223007873yes a saag aloo is immense
>>223007658>>223007862Who would win?
>>2230077865 years ago, but hollogay is overrated
>>223007863???
>>223007729i've been to the Hellfire Cavesnot sure if they were actually devil worshippers but I reckon they definitely had some disgusting sex parties down there
>so it doesHate this turn of phrase, never heard said and not sound forced
>>223007873get the potatoes bombayed i say
>>223007248>Fade in>Abandoned garage>White old van enters>Hit walls trying to park*laugh track**brake sound*>Mr. Groom get out>Wall is severed>Back of the van smashed>Mr. Groom grumbles with hands on hips*laugh track*>Mr. Groom try to open the back door.>It's stuck>Put foot on doors to pull*laugh track*>Doors open>Mr. Groom falls to the floor*laugh track*>Mr. Groom get a dog cage out of the van>Mr. Groom sigh with satisfaction*barking noises*>Close shot of Mr. Groom's face looking surprised*laugh track*>Open the dog cage>Poodle gets out>Mr. Grooms run in circles screaming in Urdu, trying to not let the poodle touch him.*laugh track*>Little girl enters scene holding a policeman's hand«It's him!»>Policeman looks at Mr. Groom>Policeman look back at little girl>Policeman put handcuffs on little girl*laugh track*>Policeman takes little girl away>Camera pan>Slow zoom. Mr. Groom staring at the camera with hands on hips, looking perplex.>Fade to black
the plumber is coming at 5
>>223007558>Pissrael for switzerland
not a word
>>223007931yeah good to hear
>>223007931clearing out your pipes?
does it so
>and what makes you qualified to work at barclays as an investment banker?*presents tuba degree*>ah yes, very impressive. welcome to the team
>>223007931And as payment for his work he'll be coming again at 6
consider the honey buzzard
>same day plumber at 5pm on Saturday on a world cup England match daythat'll be £400 cheers pal
''my rapist''
>>223007897A preowned lego store in america basically stole a dudes collection of 200,000 dollar legos that were meant to be sold through the store. The store changed owners and then they denied knowledge of the lego sets. There was a cover up all the way from the corporate office. A youtuber made videos trying to get them to give it back, they admitted they had it repeatedly but they tried to trick him and got him arrested multiple times. It's a cool scandal. I'm enjoying it, still not over. It will likely end in the death of bricks and minifigs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auf_-bVs2WA
what's the point of waking up in the morning? why to watch third worlders die on bestgore.fun of course. watching browns die on the internet makes it all worth while, and you can quote me on that
>>223007862do the black jeans signify bbc only the way gays used to have that colour code with the hankerchiefs?
>>223007962lol what was his hatpost where he sounded like john cleese or david mitchell
>>223007972Oh no you'll miss men passing the ball to each other for 90 minutes that ends in penalties.
>>223007972*goes to an eastern european one*
there are irish travellers in australia
>>223007966uh huh honey
why is the match on so late?
Tonight's kino
>>223007972polish plumber innit
>>223007966Wish I were a bird. Soaring carefree in nature. Wish I were a bird...
>>223007966Great birds
my sweaty twink feet fucking stink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SisyuYQqVME
rorke sustaining a fatal blacking
Saw Rorke blaming the vax for Ann Widdecombe’s death yesterday before it was revealed a white British man murdered hereWonder if he was a doctor or an engineer? :)
rightoids thoughts on the murder of Brianna Ghey?
no I will not consider the honey buzzard you are currently suffering a critical overdose of honey this is a medical emergency phone 999 right this second
>>2230080262.9 on imdb
>>223008073He was released you utter moronAt least stay up to date if you want to bait
Leftypol lying once again >>223008073
>>223008080poo scream!
>>223008080thought she would give a good suck on the ol' willard
How is /cum/ so slow compared to /brit/? Even at this hour on this day of the wekk /brit/ isn't that slow and their population is larger
>>223008080was thinking about this the other night, couldnt say it at the time because sisterberg was hysterical but dont think it was transphobic as much as it was two weirdos targetting a loner
>>223008093>>223008094uh oh melty
>>223008080chocolate bar. unwrapped. placed on outdoor public table. not right
>>223008104yanks post on /v/
>>223008104For some reason they don't feel the need to post literally every thought they have
rorke realising that the wilderness had found him out early, and had taken on him a terrible vengeance for the fantastic invasion. He thinks it had whispered to him things about himself which he did not know, things of which he had no conception till he took counsel with this great solitude—and the whisper had proved irresistibly fascinating. It echoed loudly within him because he was hollow at the core.
consider the red kite
>why can no one hear me, i'm screaming>pope is dead, hello pope is deadomdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev0auIRykyg
>>223008133you mean vg
if I were to become a pornstar my name would be Ash Dieback
screamhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/C3uTJY3U9yY
>>223008139mental
might get on the booze nothing else to do
love getting sucked by girls with fucked up nashers. I call it "running the gauntlet" as it were
/brit/ is only frequently beaten in post speed by the flat-face waifu general in /mu/ And if you think this general is shit - AND IT IS - looking that one makes us look so much better
>>223008210you booze you snooze
>>223008219never been sucked me
Rorke said "Silence!" and everyone listened
>>223008221I always read this is the second fastest thread on the site but where do these stats come from?
>>223008236ermmm ktim!!!
>>2230082214chan is in a bit of a strange state because everybody knows it's dying but there are still people who come here literally every day and ritualpost in every generaland there will always be someone who accuses others of being that person
feel thinner than i did a week ago
>>2230082444stats.io
i have been sucked and barely felt it because antidepressants broke my willy
It is EERILY quiet out there. It feels like the calm before the storm. England is about to go to WAR. COME ON ENGLAND!
In 1395 London, a person named John Rykener, calling themselves Eleanor, was arrested while wearing women's clothing and engaging in sexual acts with a man. According to the court transcription of this account, Rykener had sex with both men and women, including priests and nuns.
>>223008236time and place, I'll sort ya out
been sucked during freshers week but it wasn't a great bji know 1000% that some bjs can be unbelievably good and others very shit
>>>/mu/130885406 no discernible talk about the music and the jannies just allow it, meanwhile we're moderated to fuck
>>223008269dont think anyones really that arsed about this world cupno fever
>>223008080think she ever had dick in her?
>>223008290yeah because half the games are played in the early hours
the men will be kicking the ball at 10pm tonightall good english men are expected to be present for when the ball kicking commences
England are getting knocked out by Norway later and I cannot fucking WAIT
>>223008264get off the drugs mate. I'm depressed every day being surrounded by the disgusting non-European subhuman horde, but I just raw dog it
>>223008289fucking as if /int/ is 'moderated to fuck' this is practically a spam general
some aussie was saying that black men have it right about blowjobs. apparently white men think of blowjobs as foreplay but for black men it's something you do after you've got to know a girl. some kind of more intimate thing you do later.my opinion? >short>balding>weak chin>small wrists and ankles>skinnyfat>ugly>autistic personalityi'm a programmer on a six figure salary but money does nothing i am still a virgin and don't know what a blowjob feels like
me when uh when uhh me when um when me when uhhhhh when me when uhm when me uhhhh
>>223008290Consider perhaps your personal decline in the past 4 years and your lack of connection to the real world
>>223008289prob cos jannies post in there with em innit
got the saka sauce on my battery farmed chicken and seed oil loaded chips
>>223008313you're having a laugh if you think UK flags get away with as much as the rest, Krautjan sees to that
>>223008312hm
>>223008284had this Torres strait Islander Sheila suck my soul right the fuck out my body. shit so good made me start astral projecting
>>223007274ktimsuch a weird thing to do, hate gay roleplaying freaks like that
>>223008269everyone left for /sp/ after heathermong started spamming
>>223008324no completely wrongno hype for this tournament compared to previous
>>223008317I wouldn't know nor care what black people think about blowjobs
>>223008289They're talking about IanCould that be our Ian?
>>223008331The little pepper on the bottle always makes me howlHow on earth did they think that was a good idea?
>>223008317bizarre post
>>223008337did you cum from thati can only cum from my hand or shagging her fast
*playing in the /brit/ research lab*Oooh what's this*picks up Spainoification Ray Gun 3000*Hmm, I wonder..*shoots mirror and the ray bounces back at me, knocking me to the ground**slowly get back to my feet and dust myself off**look in the mirror*The... the Mrs... is making Nesquik while I'm playing Rocket League x
>>223008317then why do they get blowjobs from every girl as foreplay like everyone else
>>223008289Generals nowadays are basically just a place to talk about random shitThe only truly on topic generals are on /a/You can get banned for posting a soyjak because it makes people on /a/ seethe for some reason
>>223008331tastes lush though easily my fav sauce they do x
airdrying after a shower, making good use of evaporative cooling x
is your willy small enough that the whole thing can be deepthroated in one go
RIP
you people have normal sized wrists, ankles, noses, aren't balding or short, and could easily have sex and yet you actively decide to be incels and get angry at womenif i looked like any of you virgins i would be married with kids by now
>>223008410OLDs
>>223008389presumably because it's a normie/newfag thing from their perspective
>>223008412shut the fuck up you stupid cunt
>>223008412bizarre lie
>>223008400...yhown a couple of fleshlights the best ridges and knobules are at the end and my 5 inch wonder has NO chance of ever feeling them
raping myself to death ta ta
>>223008427Think it just leads to shitflinging really
>>223008410Vax status?
>>223008412my wrists are thin and my eyes are shrinking as I get olderi'm fucked
LIVERPOOL
>>223008412look at that warwick davis fella he did just fine
>>223008365nah, I can come from it but I was on some drugs ghb hospital adrenaline or some shit and couldn't blow. I can't come from sex though, only fapping or really good bj's. Porn fried my brain
>>223008462his daughter is fit
i have 3 eyes and my nose is on sideways
>>223008432>>223008438can guarantee you are completely normal physically and the reason you are a lonely unlovable chud is self sabotage due to your own choices
>>223008412sup mouldie
mad how deeply the dimwitted people of Manchester are licking the arse hole of a Everton-supporting Scouse wanker
wind keeps blowing my blinds
>raining next weekEnjoy this weather while it lasts my little pea brained normies. The grey gloom will return any moment ehhehehehe
I'm actually quite good looking, have a large willy, shagged plenty at uniI just can't be arsed to do anything or interact with anyone
might do a drivey drive on a truck sim game
>>223008494sup mouldie
I am Fares I am full Belgian/Dutch R1b.
no one loves me and i live in a sewer
>>223008501Fascinating
>>223008412I'm weird as fuck but I have had sex 2bh
>>223008501Freshers week storytime?
for me it was putting on weight during lockdown through no fault of my own then spasticating myself with alcohol when i moved out alone that fucked me up
>>223008471you're a wrongun
>>223008501post it then
I estimate that 3 our of the 4 Australian regulars here are Asian, and the last one is mixed. Zhangsensor has never failed me.
>>223008477I'm ugly though
had a number 4 cut all over. fresh start and thatalso got a Norwood 2 but what you gonna do? that's life
>>223008535too many can't pick one
>>223008544did you detect the two half chinese half english lads?
>>223008544how do you know there are 4
>>223008410he was actually the first to announce the queen's deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5RZwt257o
>>223008544
>>223008544The mixed one is obsessed with Futurama. It's annoying as fuck.
i am physically and mentally repulsive, like all of my traits are fucked up in some way. arms, legs, torso, face, personality.... cannot think of a single positive thing about myself except maybe my programming ability, which at least allows me to earn enough to hire prostitutes for GFE every week (£1000+ per night)but it's soul destroying to know a woman would never sleep with me voluntarily
>>223008412I have had so many girls like me and some have been really good looking, but I can't talk to girls even though I want to badly. im like a full blown retard when it comes to talking to them. they're like alien creatures to me. even small talk is hard for me. I usually look away or put my head down when they speak to me lol idk what the condition is, but I'm gonna die alone because of it
going to start cooking soon
>>223008584When big news like that comes in they call their most senior newsreader in, that's all He also did Diana's death announcement
Huw they need you for the announcement pull those pants and trousers up now NOW
>>223008599mfs eating breakfast and seeing bacon shaped like the number 50 on their plate be like
going to ask a few old mates if they want to watch the footy somewhere in townprobably won't even respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZRMRyIEBvAdoing a view
I value the contribution of Asian Australians to this general
just learned you can just say stuff to people. like the random people out in the world you can just talk to if you want
some poofter i haven't seen in five years asking if i want to watch the footyprobably just after trying to bum meno thanks
>>223008649OHHHHH LACHY LACHYLACHY LACHY LACHY LACHY HATES NURSES
chip chip cheerio
>>223008594You have to deceive yourself into not thinking you're trying to shag them. treat them like friends or colleagues, be polite or have a bit of banter with them. But deep down you actually are trying to shag them
>>223008544wrong! I am Anglo, albeit only half (no the other half is not Asian)
was in a pub the other week randomly talking to strangers in the smoking area and the subject of "where were you on 9/11" came up and it was revealed half of them hadn't been born yet i started "what do you mean you wer-" and realised how fucking old i am
Any bedrotting "niggas" in?
>>223008657i saw him multiple times last year and watched the euros with him but for some reason he ignores me now
>>223007248I went to the bar and the jamican girl was all over me shit was fun I smelled like coca butter and vasiline.
>>223008656completely wrong. they are almost always judging you for your particular hang ups, being autistic, wimpy or whatever it may be. best thing is to just rot alone in your bedroom.
>>223008584Channel 5 and ITV completely failed to capture to gravity of the situation. Hope they were fired after this.
>>223008673What's 9/11?
>>223008685I agree with thisYou can't say anything you want to people that might make them lose respect for you
>>223008663yeah thanks, but the problem is I can't actually talk to them. like when I try and conversate with them my mind just shuts down and I can never think of anything to say, like some foid self defence mode
Afternoon benders
>>223008714>>223008714>>223008714
>>2230086970.8181818182
>>223008605yes my point is though he beat all the other channels including huw edwards to it
>>223008708what respect?
>>223008728wheezed
>>223008410F :(
