emhummememeh edish
letting out a Wotanic roar
early, reported to janny
>>223008714mogs me!
>afternoon bendersme when i call my dealer at 1pm and he asks me why i want to pick up so early in the day
>>223008710I'm serious you literally have to psychically convince yourself they aren't womenIt will work
>>223008728scarmeej
>>223008738
>>223008688Channel 4 took half an hour to announce Prince Philip's death IIRC
>>223008584>previously on hollyoaksSCREAMING
>>223008764>>223008772>>223008784>>223008793these incel wankers are starved for attention so need to continue their pointless conversations
>>223008710unironically have a few drinks or a few bumpsand stop viewing women with any respect
>>223008764>you literally have to psychically convince yourself they aren't womenchange women to human and I've been doing that for the last decade kek maybe if I ever decide to leave my incel lair I'll give it a go. If I doesn't work out I can always just rape them
>>223008712alri fella hows tricks
>these incel wankers are starved for attention so need to continue their pointless conversation
68.. just a kid
>Ann Widdecombe's body lay undiscovered for 24 hours, murder detectives have revealed today. in this heat... I don't like the idea of it ok
drinking some valerian root tea
>>223008839imagine the smell
mad how the queen actually died though innitwho ever thought that would happen
if you incels actually want genuine advice then ask me i'm a shagger
>>223008714Bruh I did not know Jamaican women were that crazy i am also shocking good at dancing
Only thing I hate about summer in this country is the fact it’s always uncomfortably warm at nightNight is for sleeping and as such it should be cool
>>223008798>normgroid can't handle the power of a truecels thoughts put to writing please do enlighten us with some interesting conversation then?
>>223008798bitter for no reason
If you're 555 then I'm 666
>>normgroid can't handle the power of a truecels thoughts put to writing >please do enlighten us with some interesting conversation then?
I think it's stupid I put on daft punk at a bar ny favorite song is digital love
https://www.tiktok.com/@real.nayn/video/7631594139406060822
>>223008881my favourite is something about us :)
>>223008880ktimmers
>>223008880mogs me!
>>223008850+ flies
Hot Milfs Horny House Wifes Mature Porn Sexy Fuck
>>223008886not clicking, 'ate the 'massshrimple
>>223008852I shag a few times a week off dating apps and Instagram but rarely pull on nights out and have never approached someone sober. How do I take that next step to get to your level?
does /brit/ count as "social media" or is posting here better than scrolling tiktok and twitter?i know some mongs still spam x screenshots here but overall is it better for you?
You think Anne Widdecombe ever copped it up the arse
>>22300883924 hours really isn't that long given she lived alone in the middle of nowhere
>>223008850don't think bodies starts to smell until a few days
>>223008933no ok
Biz idea: sex with pigs, undercut competition by importing romanian pigs on below minimum wage
>>223008932mad how women actually walk like this and gaming companies don't use it as a reference for walking animations
>>223008886https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4615917,-2.2463666,3a,75y,185.29h,89.42t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sBC3-g_tTO4QIqOPgOo2r1g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D0.5761219650801479%26panoid%3DBC3-g_tTO4QIqOPgOo2r1g%26yaw%3D185.2921527947547!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDcwOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
>>223008897I guess because I am kind of white passing I got to dance with a Jamaican girl to digital love and gasolina. I don't know how but I did some magic
STOLE ON TRENTHISTORIC TOWN ON THE RIVER TRENT
>>223008960looks like John McAfee farted on it
>>223008968>Jamaican girl Based>white passingErrrrr
>>223008924that one singer having flatulence whilst hovering over it or whatever...
kubrick marathon until the footy
>>223008933while she was alive?
Sadly I am not allowed to sing Smith's songs on karaoke because too many people start crying on miserable and you have everything now
>>223008960nibba how???
>Felines can't understand human voices - and think laughter, sobs, and screams sound identical Catmongs kicked firmly up their shut-in arse hole
>>223008979
>>223008968how sad is your life that you have to post this over and over in here
>>223008886Roaring theyre a bizarre lot those bm
>>223008998My dad is sryian and my mom is white so I came out looking white but man that shit was fun
>>223009010geo-genius me and it happens to be the same Asda i go to every week
>>223009009Still Ill will be a safe pick ok
after another stint in gothenburg i grow deeper in the belief that thirdies are just not sentient, why are they here, who allowed this, i hate it
nun he culd do
>>223008939in this heat? on that rancid old corpse?
do you take your sweater off before doing a poo
>>223009044When I was in Taiwan I was so drunk I cried on big mouth strikes again and the bar owner had to tell me to slow it down
so this is rorke
>>223009045we need to band together to eradicate them. they just simply don't deserve to live
Oh here we go the bloody human's yelling about something again
>>223009047piggy left for dust LOL
>>223008932all of 4chan is social media yeah, it's important to realize you're not superior to anyone else. we come into (place), we mindlessly browse/scroll for hours at a time, engaged constantly by very low effort but high pull content (anger engagement, worry engagement, porn or erotic, etc), occasionally see something funny, occasionally catch second (or third or fourth) hand news, hope to see something quite special now and again because it's happened before, and hope very much that our own posts get engagement if we do post our own stuff. this can be said of any social media site. so to reiterate, believing that you're 'not on social media' because you only use 4chan is a delusion and it's important to realize you suffer the same easy addiction as everyone else.
>>223009113>realizeFOY
>>223009015>interpret poo screaming as laughtersound like /brit/ posters
gonna send a cringe message to my mate for the semi finals what do you think"hey mate you around in town for the semi finals?"
>>223009096got his meal deal in that bag i reckon
>dude just compete for a woman's affection with 50+ other dudes messaging her daily on her phone
>>223009045rural sweden cries out for hordes of somalis
>>223009059why is your picture a pack of nigs?
>>223009113well the big difference is that this is a thread where every post has equal weighting and it's not just a submission with 100k posts and all are invisible/bots
>>223009057Have misjudged a wipe and gotten poo on the zipper on my jacket before
>>223009127just have a wank. some thing without the fuss
>>223009121is this only if England win?
>>223009113With some of these posters you genuinely get the feeling that /brit/ is the sole witness to their being
anne widdecombe EUUUUUUURGH
Was banned yesterday for posting a ponyThis rule should be removed
>>223009139he either reposted it from somewhere or quentin loves to larp as a tyrone on social mediaboth very plausible
>>223009159yhi've already accepted that i'm watching the quarterfinal alone
>>223009138the village closest to me has a population of about 5000 yet biomass shipped directly from somalia, and various third world counties live there it’s in the middle of bumfuck nowhere how in the hell did this happen
>>223009183banned for less than a day were you?
>>223009183initwe all love em dont we
>>223009187send a message during the quarter final to get a conversation going then suggest watching it together post-win. they'll be more inclined to say yes then
>>223009187Your text message was very dry and autistic. try something like "I've got a semi and it's final. You about?".
>>223009183No. 4chan realised they acted too late clamping down on anime and frog posts, they are right to at least start now.
having a shower. going outside for a walk. gaining a clue.
>>223009183were you there? do you remember how bad it was? answer honestly. it's deserved that the rule remains enforced even to this day.
Sweeeet Caroliine
it's nto fair I should be allowed to fuck the hroses
just dunno where I'm going wrong, not cut out for all this
rorke describing basic activities as "gaining a clue"
4cham
>>223009206No I’m ban evading which is my right
>>223009240scrig
>>223009240howl
>>223009240she isn't wrong is she
nth for the holodem
>>223009248UM
>>223009200BNWO-coded post
>>223009200grim. it used to be you could at least dream of moving out of the city later in life to get away from it all now nowhere is safe
an American gains 3 clues
>>223009211maybe but i don't wanna be desperate >>223009215thanks mate i'll try that
>>223009240reply with: i prefer to use the term "unconventional"
>>223009240brvtal
rorke making a tinder for himself and leading with a picture of him in a train museum
>>223009240Spackpilled again
>>223009240'you seem pretty unconventional, is that right?' sounds like you're trying to undermine her entirely and just say 'oh you're a fire dancer, oh how wacky, you think you're special and unconventional don't you?', which is why she was insulted and called you an autist
>>223009271fell asleep half way throughcan't imagine how much of a fucking mong you'd have to be to enjoy this enough to repost it here
never had a jalapeno
Rorke: 1738Leftypol: im like hey what's upIan: Hello
>>223009271Kalani Isa good Guy Ok ..
rorke on the apps
>>223009297watched every second with rapt attention myself
>>223009266what
>>223009320scream, such wimps
>>22300927160 pence extra now...>>223009319I bet you'd be a lovely fella whose cheeks I'd squish :3
great posts guys
I wonder if am not really ugly because last night lot of girls found me cute most of them were not white
>>223009296My interpretation was that he was asking whether she did anal
i have £7.46 left in my account and need to get as steaming as possible todayadvice?
>>223009240fuck even I'm not that bad lol
>>223009353go to bed
I preferred the thread on /sp/ that was about pre drinking. there was a good feeling in that thread and then it died
>>223009353have you ever thought about shoplifting?
>>223009342thanks let's keep up the good work x
once made a tinder account a couple years ago but i live in a small town and i recognised many girls from my school so i got embarrassed and deleted itgot no matches either
>>223009240should've said i'm eccentric
>>223009344Non whites only want to have sex with whites so they can steal our vitaeNietzche wrote about this
anyone tried ann widdecombes new aftershave
k*** 7 billion “people”
>>223009353get on the frosty jacks
>>223009350unless it's one of those ones designed explicitly for sex, that definitely wasn't her interpretation
>>223009344maybe r9k is more your thing
>>223009360ok well recreate your thread in /sp/ and spam it repeatedly like you did earlier
>>223009344Good looking non-whites are still hideous compared to ugly whites. hope this helps
>>223009380r9k, brit what's the difference
kill sixty trillion
not racialist or now but chinese people speaking english with strong accents make me chortle
thanks Carl
forsen is live guys
>>223009240>yup haha>yeah haha>yeah (no haha)
>>223009353Go to the playground and go as fast as you can on the roundaboutThen lean out and decapitate yourself on the springy horse
>>223009396Tell him directly. You won't.
wtf does literally any of this mean
>>223009271>fat>manbun>shitty beard and earrings>realtree larp sweatshirt (oh sorry, jumper)i dont blame anyone who hates americans if you have to see that irl
>>223009396
>>223009363honestly that didn't cross my mind at all. it's not in my blood unfortunately.>>2230093754pack for £5? then i could use the last £1.46 for another stong beer if ownerolow i
alright lads, what we up to today?
>>223009240you fucking spastic
they are hurting me forever and making me think they are going to stop hurting me but then they keep doing it
>>223009391r9k has orignialaialiol posts
>>223009425im watching the footy on the telly
you lads need to booze and wank for me I'm on medication and can't do it for a week
>>223009378You seem autistic is that right?
>>223009414legitimately statistical talks are fascinating every time i've gone to one
Scotch still in bedthey want to be sober for the England match
>>223009396this sounds like a love england thing but it's actually about how grim tenerife is, the grimmest of the canary island options which are already all grim, low income destinations in themselves.
I might have AIDS actually
Damn, Putin's special 72 hour military operation into Ukraine has now lasted longer than the WWIKWAB
>>223009395how so
>>223009414I'LL be there, will YOU?
it's pronounced neurodivergent
>>223009460Tenerife is beautiful, I had a good time at the beaches and in the town there :)
>>223009456deep
>>223009451They’re not obsessed with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnntcGMMs4legend
>>223009472.......yes
can't fathom this kind of sad cunt
>>223009493>flag>with branding logos on itholy fucking shit dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kia1p2kityg Ricky Gervaisis aGeniusok !!
>>223009523painful
>>223009514let him do it. be a guinea pig for the rest of us
GRIMif you fly this flag you should be fucking hung!!!
>>223009545hanged
>you should be fucking hung!!!...yh
>it's pwonounced neuwodivewgent
>>223009517looks like a sports direct sponsored event or something
*lad voice* sports direct dot com you kay's number one
>>223009493bloke in the blue shirt is some tarq leftypol actor that plays a working class football manager in youtube videos. the establishment obviously love him so he's on every TV show now too
flag shit get hanged
any books you'd like to recommend?
>>223009549you know what i actually paused there and thought is it hung or hanged then was like fuck it my brain's fried from the ketamine let me just post it
>>223009514and he’ll probably die before the random spanish grandpa who drinks brandy coffee and has a cigarette every morning
>>223009568he looks like the dad from the famileigh
>>223009575yeah
when did “neurotypical/neurodivergent” enter the leftypol vocabulary zeitgeist then?
>>223009582It's the drugs you took while spamming 4chan is it or the fact you're a dimwitWe're thinking the second
rorke trying to get everyone to quiet down for a moment to look at the branding on a flag
>>223009575https://archive.org/details/b22009206Illustrations of stone circles, cromlehs, and other remains of the aboriginal Britons, in the West of Cornwall : from drawings made on the spot, in 1826
>>223009514i feel bad for this guy. he's obviously terrified of dying.
>>223009523should have just retired after the podcast
>>223009493are people arelready getintgsmashed for tonigth lmao they wont make it
scrolling through youtube and clicking don't recommend channel on every video
>>223009601dunno mate i'm just here for the pre game drinks you do you
Inspired by Tim and after Co-Op were out of fizzy water I decided to try bitter lemonNow my new favourite drink. Not even putting vodka in it because it is too nice as is. Trust me lads get on the bitter lemon
>>223009523it's so bad
>>223009575we have never been woke by musa al-gharbi
>>223009639all lemon is bitter
Big fan of colour plates of 19th century archaeological surveys me
nottinghamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31NwJrfBXF0
>>223009127get them to follow you on your socialsthen post ragebait so they respondthen laugh at themthen shag them
>>223009416at least hes got a wife
well said rizz
>>223009127>dude just let someone else have her while you wank into a flannel
>>223008935She was only discovered because she had a scheduled interview with 5 News and they couldn't get hold of her and contacted her agent to check up on herIf she wasn't famous it could have taken weeks before someone noticed
>>223009695dunno who that is and i dont care but id bet she is as fat as he is lol
project hail mary but they just knock rorke out and fire him full pelt into a wall
wonder if a black guy has ever posted here
>>223009622been drinking since 11.30thinking i might set an alarm and do passout toil then redrink toil
soon home lads
ESTABLISHMENT COVER UP!!!
>>223009722yeah jeff
>>223009617so is everyone he needs to fucking grow up
>>223009655Mad how tiny the Commons isThere's something intrinsically dodgy about a parliamentary chamber that cannot seat all of its members at once
the godless orient
>>223009767demolish it and build something modern instead
got cat power on
>>223009670FUCKING CORRRRRR
>>223009721The actual solution to the real life climate disaster
>>223009722on 4chan all the time, specifically on /brit/ it's hard to imagine but surely so
>>223009754changed rorke
>>223009795lived in bars is very nice x
>>223009722gyaldemfreak is black
trvke
if i add a number who called me as a new contact on whatsapp can they see that?i want to find out if i know who called me
>>2230097972
fighting on a night out is british culture i dunno what the 'audit' are trying to say
>>223009709smaller than him
>>223009728lmaofair enough
>>2230097973
>>223009793Hope Andy builds a big fuck-off euro-style Democracy Dome in Cheadle
>>2230098524 for methe brappier the better
I've just seen a pic of the Alaskan State Capitol
I'm full R1b Native American
>>223009869proportionally to height she is fatter than him
personal favourite world cup for me was the 1998 world cup because it was the first one I remembered and my mum let me stay up late to watch it with her x
holy shit i was actually in pop world when this was filmed lmao glad you can actually see me in smoking area
i thought at least 2 known africans post here daily
>>2230097973,2,1,4
>>223009891bet she went to bed and frigged herself thinking of lilian thuram's bbc after imagining it in his shorts all game
Heatherpaedo in? I've just watched this video.
>>223009514couldn't imagine wanting to live past 40, absolutely fucking grim. especially with all the biomass duplicating at an exponential rate, fuckers are about swarm the entirety of earth like locusts
>>223009797I would bang all 4 for the glory of Uncle sam this is for the Boston massacre asshole
>>223009829Also came out and said definitively "it was not political". Now their suspect has been released. Load of utter tripe. The truth is obviously concerning them.
cant stand fats
>>223009884Looks like a nod to their history as a former Russian colony
>>223009946I am 23 and don't see the future being better so I am gonna probably kms after traveling
>>223009968bet it was a loony left woke tranny
>>223008714wake up smell the flowers
I genuinely can't believe angel emily did thatin hindsight the paw print tattoo was a clue
fuck i'm a pathetic runt
ruby's sweaty pits
>>223009881Bold
>>223009829Wonder how they possibly identified him as a suspect? Probably just some bloke who drived past
>>223009982>reform
England has superior art, architecture, music, food, beer and people to Scotland and Wales.Scotland has superior whisky.Wales merely exists.
>>223009978start traveling now then, because everywhere I've been has been infested by biomass, it's only gonna get even more worse
>drived
>>223009754absolutely peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong
>>223010012fucking poo roaring
>>223010004was a guy wearing an england top police stopped him and asked him to swear to halal sharia law and he wouldn't so they arrested him
in desperate need of a sweet treatoff to aldi to buy some ice creamif they dont have any in im gonna SCREAM!
Reckon she was fucked up on a massive line of coke and bashed her own head in
>>223010023>bedrove
gay rabbit chat
a gay bame killed anne
might get comfy and start a new world on the 'crafttoo spastic to work out how to get texture packs on my steamdeck though
there were dreams that i remembered for years that i have now forgottenstill remember a couple disturbing ones i had when i was a wee lad thoughreckon i've got a touch of the ol dementiaberg
might have some rice with a raw egg like a japanese nigga
>>223010050br'er rabbit and the tar baby
>>223009829if she died 24 hours before being found then they're going through all the people who saw her between then
>>223010035got two donuts and a croissant in lidl earlier
>>223010080>donutsFOY
i'm a chinese
>>223010085grim grim grim!!!
>>223010079check her diary
Bri’ish ‘eumor…>Count Binface >Boaty McBoatface>Philomena ChunkNeed I go on…
get theget the get the
MY LIFE A GAY CHINESE PORN !!
>>223010085
>>223010113Ironic given this utterly shit post was a classic piece of am*Rican '''humor'''
>>223010113>Blackadder>Monty Python>Falling through a barNeed I go on!
>>223010130all cops are beautiful!
chinese gay porn starring mi bum man and yu suk dik
>>223010113>Count Binfacecopied the monster raving loony party>Philomena Chunkcopied sacha baron cohen
>>223010021I just wanna visit China Australia New Zealand Some national parks in the states I know I will never have a family or own a home but I wanna have fun
>>223010085err I thought this looked bad but then I saw a shit AI image of her wearing a police uniform so it's kvno and bvsed or something
>>223010170>>223010170>>223010170
>>223010141Not humor, mearly an observation >>223010144>monty python You’re making my point for meI’ll give you guys peepshow, but that’s it
>>223010193the thick of it is good I thought
>>223009878>>223009910bait
