isa-boo edish
your all cracking me up today!!! well funny
>>223010170
accidentally sent the photo of the drinks i bought to my gf on whatsapp now she's pissed off at me
nth for the ice-queensdem
>>223010170village bicycle
might have a nap. just feels like one of those days innit? a nap day.
i just be chillin brah
MY LIFE IS A GAY GAY PORN !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYSvW6N8dgc
>>223010187Nigerians look like THIS?!
mum snaked me out againNot even surprised anymore
>>223010205incel lies and slander
>>223010170thought this was riley reid from the thumbnail
more like mr SCREAN
>>223010213no thank you
i feel like lanklet girls are probably the only ones who won't be that bothered by height so long as you're not a proper manletit's already quite abnormal for them to be tall so they're used to shorter guys
>>223010245LOOL!!!bruh how do you even come up with that LMAO!
wish me luck lads
>>223010245don't get it
>>223010238might as well be
the world is healing
>>223010160no idea why? the United states has the best geographical range on Earth. you have snowy mountains in Montana, swamps and bayous in Louisiana, cool desserts in Nevada, new Mexico. you have canyons in Utah, forests in the north west. tropical regions in Florida. you fuckers have everything but would rather go to China and Australia? I don't get it but ok. if you come here don't go to the cities, they are all dogshit filled with foreigners
NEED a half-Indian slag from landan tan
>no idea why? the United states has the best geographical range on Earth. you have snowy mountains in Montana, swamps and bayous in Louisiana, cool desserts in Nevada, new Mexico. you have canyons in Utah, forests in the north west. tropical regions in Florida. you fuckers have everything but would rather go to China and Australia? I don't get it but ok. if you come here don't go to the cities, they are all dogshit filled with foreigners
>>223010250
>>223010230kenyan
>>223010261different climates and environments aren't particularly interesting in themselves
All the normies with jobs and families thinks this is terrible,But have we asked the childless incels what they think?
>>223010251kek what i do i find words that sound sort of similar and then change one for example:jez osbourne? nah how about.... jizz cocksbourne
>>223010228HERE YOU GOWAY TOO FAAAAAAASTDON'T SLOW DOWNYOU'RE GONNA CRAAAAASH
mr bean: reloadedmr bean: unchainedmr bean: the last laugh-16 year gap-mr bean: wacky racerstotal war: mr bean
>>223010170i have to believe the slut thing was just a misunderstandingdoing it would be one thing but you'd have to be seriously fucked in the head to go on tv and announce to the whole world that you were doing it
>>223010308looooool>>223010318lmfao
FENTON OH FOR FUCK SAKE
>>223010308his name was jeremy usbourne you fucking CLOWN
wheres the holiday this year?
>>223010348
Les Vacances de Monsieur Haricot
arthur gayly
>>223010324shes a dumb girl who was probably jealous of raccoon girl
>>223010361not interested in cats resembling chinese influencers sorry
>>223010355Where's his bullet wound then?
doing an evil rapist haka to try and kill everyone
>>223010298how would you know? you're country doesn't even have a forest. it's just gay rolling hills filled with niggers
>>223010381his name is chairman meow if you can believe it
>>223010376quite sweet really
>>223010355the secret service are like the retainers of their chief or king figure. it must be hard not thinking about or looking at your liege's cock or resting your head on his lap
its coming your wayyou'll be fine as long as you remember to
>>223010350canada
>>223010324qrd?
>>223010355the gipper
>>223010423https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j5VEM0AzxrA
>>223010383he wasn't shot that's literally why the attempt failed you mong
>>223010324lass was driving her olympic kart till the last minute, she's 18 and spent her whole life training for high level sport. she just had a blast socialising, letting go a bit and doing fun shit in the olympic village with other athletes. things don't always have to be sexual
why don't british PMs ever get assassinated or survive attempts
(8) this is the reebok or the nike (8)
>>223010448she was getting her back blown out 247 pal
>>223010450everyone always goes for the REAL power behind the government like jo cox or ann widdecombe
>>223010455dieog whta happened yeterday bro uw ere barely here
>>223010450because london still secretly controls the entire world and no one would ever dare
>>223010447Okay yeah I'm sure they just sent him to hospital for no reason>The sixth and final bullet ricocheted off the armored side of the limousine, passed between the space of the open rear door and vehicle frame and hit the president in the left underarm. The round grazed a rib and lodged in his lung, causing it to partially collapse before stopping less than an inch (25 mm) from his heart.
>>223010448she's had more cum than a sperm bank, pal
>>223010390wouldn't that make him more qualified to make that statement
>>223010470she's not bonnie blue lad 247 people is a LOT of people to shag in a couple of weeks
>>223010455scream
bit of a queue on the course suppose ill do a bit of /brit/ posting
>>223010443ah so it's just cuck fetish shit
got seagull on the barbecue
>>223010376cap
doing nothing with my life because I don't know what to do with my life
>>223010490you mum manages to do it
wish I was an elite athleteprobably up there with the greatest sort of life you can live
>>223010443so male ice skating fans are bbc fetishists
america is like one big open aired zoo for us all to observe and hope the monkeys chimp out and start killing each other. btw fuck britain
>>223010450>Spencer Percival >Brighton hotel bombing>1991 Downing Street mortar attack>That time Theresa May had to run to her car because a bunch of black fellas were charging at her days after Grenfell
>>223010540and a ching chong bing bong to you
>>223010540what!?
>>223010539well there aren't any negroes at the winter olympics but the idea was that she was shagging everyone there
>>223010524
>>223010524screaming, classic Aussie banter
>>223010531SENT THAT FREAK FLYING
>>223010540did you have a challenging day today
>>223010513liu mogging hard here
>>223010450It did happen oncePart of it is you have political prominence much more centralised in the figure of the President whereas the UK also has a monarch (people were shooting at Victoria all the time) and a political system whereby grievance might be directed at a government MP or a specific minister rather than the PM
posted that photo of Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe naked in the bathroom but didn't realsie shes not covering her pussy.Deleted before mods could ban me
got 4 of these
>>223010561scream meow
the winter olympics are based because all the athletes are white
>>223010513them being mates doesn't mean they don't hate each otherquite the opposite its just how women areand that ugly one on the right probably hates them both more than any of us has ever hated another human being
>>223010396>meowFOY
>>223010587love it
where do they sell knight cider
>>223010004obviously someone who knew her
mad larry nassar got to finger so many fit american gymnasts for years in the vagoo and arse and called it medical treatment before he was arrested
>>223010537the status and shagging would be insane but you’d have to be very disciplined
>>223010606knight cider shop
>>223010606any cornershop not on the high street
>>223010587seeing posts that are filtered on my end
>>223010596>ugly one on the rightright mogs the other two into oblivion
Northern Ireland
think ive got a cold coming on
>>223010626she looks like a lizard
>>223010620i removed the filter for the photo so i wouldn't be identified as a filterfag but yeah half of this thread is filtered. bbc, cuck, foy, ice skaters...
willy sucking master
f
>>223010629Northern Ireland
>>223010648Northern Ireland
are we going to retire the sir gimmick when burnham becomes pm?
blurry M in a square in salmon colour
what'll it be guvna
might drink 4 units of alcohol but i drank 4 units last night and the day before
>>223010674A2A
consider the gannet
>>223010614
>>223010681give your liver a break
>>223010662Northern Ireland
>>223010674fish and chipssalt & vinegard&b
>>223010686consider him considered
>>223010674e6d
>>223010587>light theme
>>223010674grim. nasty. vile muck. for me it's vegetables, chicken breast, and water.
>>223010674shame i cant have salt and vinegar in addition to a sauce
>>223010686been called one of these many a time by mumberg
>>223010664made a house with it
>>223010613you think it was worth 235 years in prison just to finger little girls?
>>223010674E6C
FUCKING GOD IT OUT LADSIVE GOT IT OUTLMAO
>>223010693
>>223010696Northern Ireland
>>223010704i think you'll find that can came in dark theme
bitch got what she fucking deserved
>>223010686more of a blue footed booby man meself lad
mad how croissant is spelt with a c but pronounced with a q
>>223010714would live there
>>223010674
might drink 12 units of alcohol but i drank 12 units last night and the day before
>>223010708>chicken breast barely any nutrition. you need beef liver
>>223010741You can says it how you want ok
like to listen to this and pretend it's the 2000s againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gKAXci3FDE
>>223010733Northern Ireland
>>223010674B6E
>>223010674this lad >>223010698 is the only patriot lefthe is correct btw
>>223010751oh fuck right off
okyay !!
>>223010744business idea: a chippo in buenos aires
EVER SINCE I MADE A FLY TRAP THE BLUEBOTTLES THAT HAVE BEEN SWARMING MY ROOM HAVE FUCKED OFF
>>223010751have you ever made faggot's?
BREAKING NEWS:Former Leeds United and Chelsea owner Ken Bates has died at the age of 94
new heatherfungus obsession just dropped
you lads ever think about how many faces you've forgotten? its thousands i reckon.
>>223010733I HAD A BIG CRUSH ON A NICE NORTHERN IRELAND WOMAN WHOSE HUSBAND LEFT HER. SHE WAS LOVELY AND I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
another one bates the dust haha
>>223010784The heatwave claims another victim.Add it to the tally Rorke.
>>2230107936/10 canspaedo impression
>>223010784
>>223010751how do you cook it?
>>223010757Northern Ireland
>>223010808
finally repaid all my loans fucking hell
>>223010783no i don’t really eat organ meats 2bhthey taste grim and the net negative to the mental isnt worth the nutritional benefits
>>223010808just realized i've never seen a picture of northern ireland that looks nice.
>>223010825loan me a few thousand rubles then
>>223010825paid mine off a few years ago, think it came to some 20kfeel bad for the cunts on plan 2
I'm on the beef liver myself.Fry it up with onions so I do.Only thing that helped to heal my leaky gut.
>>223010829why did you say barely any nutrition then
>>223010674B2A
>>223010808Wish I could get this gem without the watermarks
>>223010834>on the autism spectrumyeah we can tell
>>223010851larping
>>223010852fishandgravymong! how have you been? how's aisha?
>>223010708chicken breast is shit compared to thigh you're not a bodybuilder on roids trying to get to 5% bodyfat
>Wish I could get this gem without the watermarks
reading george santayana's wikiquote page again
>>223010834>>223010834Man, can this even be fixed
elizabeth ii never went to israel a single time in her entire 70 year rule
>>223010863bad>>223010870yeah thigh tastes better but i use a lot of butter and olive oil when cooking so i prefer leaner meats
>>223010834>Rutger Hauer and Wayne Knight attend the Comic Con festival in Slough (colourised)
>>223010871You are free to go die for Israel
>>223010878did my masters thesis on him about 20 years ago
>>223010869dunno who you're referring to or who that is, the sauce and drink are a second thought tbf i could go with ketchup and water and be just as happy
F
>how's aisha?
>>223010902Why did your master make you do a thesis on him?
>>223010836lot of game of thrones was filmed there. its where the official studio tour experience visitors centre is
Typhoon Bavi Heading for Guam on Sunday July 5, 2026
think i've got a cold coming on i did a sneeze earlier and i'm not a bit throaty and sniffly
>>223010929would have been a better attempt if i had mistakenly used an apostrophe so no cigar i'm afraid
fishandgravymong disavowing gravy after the slightest bit of pushback was NOT on my /brit/ bingo card
>>223010933Game of Thrones was shit though mate so fuck off yeah?
je suis charlie
Things Ulstermen like:>Israel>The Nazis >The Confederacy >The Monarchy >Protestantism>Rangers>King Billy>MAGA>FarageThings Ulstermen hate:>Ireland>The Irish >The Irish language>Gaelic football >Catholics>Celtic>Socialism>LGBT people >Islam>Palestine
>>223010934thanks, frankie
>>223010921>>223010955
i made Japanese nigga rice
https://youtu.be/QI2KCgb6frs
>>223010976just call it rice
>>223010971
>>223010976looks awful
It’s honestly mental how autistic heatherpaedo isNever seen anything like it
>>223010976do you really think just writing a random slur is funny or coolgrow up honestly
>>223010981literally screaming slapping my arse and pooing
>>223010976you gotta be yolking me
>>223010998yes with an egg and rice id rather have just made freid rice, wanted to try this japanese rice topping thing though
>>223010976Looks good
the difference between the aussia and the canadian is that the aussie is being ironic and joking but the canadian is 100% serious
>>223010950>mistakenly
mad how we left the EU but we still have those woke bottletops
>>223011001I've noticed that he is in particular obsessed with food. Autists have a big issue with food.
>>223011003
>>223011032brexit... betrayed!
>>223011032Unless you're literally 5 years old you should be able to remember those were introduced post-Brexit
>>223011040that guy believes in one less god than i do
>>223011052she's got those becky stompers
>>223010976what are the brownoid flakes that are not seaweed?
>>223011035Honestly I’ve lost count of his obsessionsIt’s too much for one man
things ulstermen hate: doing things
>>223011031https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/mistakenlyspastic
>>223011052fat tranny posted
>>223011055yeah after we left the EU you stupid moron
it's like one those puzzles where you have to count the number of triangles except it's folds of fat here
Ricky Gervais isn't funny. He's just a cringe atheist bully whose humour is mocking people and claiming he's cancelled and not allowed to say things - while then saying them, repeatedly, on his multi million dollar Netflix special.
>>223011040i found it cringe mate
>>223010976isnt the egg supposed to be more cooked on the hot rice
this movie is great
>>223011116A very, very reddit post (2026)
>>223011093ExactlySo how's Europe to blame for them then
got the indeh rock on
>>223011116
Cornwall tranny in? Need to ask him a question
>>223011116He WAS funny though and Xfm alone leaves a larger legacy than almost any comedian to ever exist (leaving aside The Office which also would be)
>>223011138theyre the ones who told us to do it you fucking idiot
Ricky Gervais isn't "edgy" because he challenges power—he's often just mocking people with less power than himself. There's a difference between satire and bullying.Good comedy punches up. It exposes hypocrisy, questions authority, and makes us laugh while making us think. Bullying punches down. It gets laughs by ridiculing people's appearance, identity, disability, or vulnerability.You don't have to agree with every joke, and nobody is beyond criticism. But if the main source of the humour is "look how ridiculous this person is," that's not clever—it's just mockery with a microphone.People often defend it by saying, "It's just a joke." But calling something a joke doesn't automatically make it funny, insightful, or beyond criticism. Audiences are just as free to judge comedians as comedians are to tell jokes.For me, Ricky Gervais isn't funny because too much of his comedy relies on ridicule rather than wit. That's not fearless comedy—it's bullying dressed up as honesty.
SHINE YOUR LIGHT NOWTHIS TIME IT'S GOT TO BE GOODhttps://youtu.be/uaNLvjCkYDE
>>223011120i found it funny. thats why im happier than you
facts don't care about your feelings. and neither does ricky.
Wearing my excellent glasses
>>223011165you may well be happier than me and it may well be because of your lower iq
Flies and mosquitoes are fighting for my flesh and blood
>>223011153Most of the actual comedy was by those around him while he'd just be an annoying cunt
>>223011172alri tim
>>223011087https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/master-s-degreegenius
>>223011181
bum out weather this
Rorke buying a bottle of Mount Gay and thinking the name is instructions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYixQwmhUxkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYixQwmhUxkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYixQwmhUxk
>>223011184
>>223011209the mad lad
>>223011187ah we have a prescriptivist here, the lowest of form of intellect. see note here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master%27s_degree#cite_note-1
>>223011193um
>>223011193my bum stays firmly inside my knickers
>>223010170Who is THIS
fr tho why do the ulsteroids worship israel and the jews and put jew flags up everywhere???
>>223011205s
>>223011183You can't do that, you've got to give people their dues
>>223011209we should've protected that smile
>>223011209i have this with sound but can't post. he actually starts yelling racist shit lmao
>*poops and cums on the floor*
where is she?
>>223011246>weSo what are you, you personally, doing for him now? FUCK ALL - NOT EVEN LEAVING YOUR RANCID BEDROOM is my bet.
>>223011223doesn't contradict anything I said
>>223011116He literally does the opposite, He makes it clear you can say anything you want. But I guess it's easier arguing against a strawman you made up
just watched a maternity ward filled with Africans and jews go up in flames. I could have stopped it, but chose not to
>>223011259*rolls around in the mess*
>>223011265need my face between her legs
>>223011259:/
... breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching frasier on my tv via sky stream in home …
any 'lysa posts going?
>>223011265SHE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
one day i will probably forget katie's face too.
>>223011265Spurted gallons to that video of her doing cnc in the woods
>>223011265Did some grim noncey ass porn then disappeared with her money
>>223011313for me it was sucking the negro boy's toes
>>223011314shes left and come back a couple of times though
rorke saying hommidgeleftypol saying homarge
do most old people actually live any different to timmy?>wake up at 4am>tv>eat>poo pants>tv>eat>scroll phone>tv>eat>bed at 6pm
hello
>>223011326r/casualuk saying midge ure/brit/ saying marge simpson
>>223010645F :(
Spainoholics are due a Spaino update soonWe've been patient enough
Had a mental crisis obsessing over various metaphysical questions it's impossible to answer early this morning after staying up all night due to insomnia, chronic pain, the heat. I don't feel any better for it, but I do at least feel comfortable with the fact that at least I'm someone who does think about this shit, unlike the multitudes of autopilot runts who never question anything about reality and the nature of being.
Don’t lie, if you were a woman you’d try BBC at least one time
>>223011364yeah?
Shit or piss, I guess they never piss huh?
>>223011238isabeau levito, American ice skater
>>223011364its fine, i have mental crisis over women and my pitiful life too, it happens.
>>223011399corr lovely tattoos those
>>223011399should stop going to the tattoo parlor after drinking too much firewater
>>223011360he's right here >>223011365
>>223011399Not enough tattoos
>>223011364me last night thinking of the girlie and shadow of the erdtree
NEW>>223011431>>223011431>>223011431
>>223011424Maybe, but I want to know how his story unfoldedIt's been two years
>>223011365if that were the case I would just try it now as a man
