monkey edish
you stop make bing bong
>blackchickswhitedicksyeah i just came to this
congratulations to noskova on winning wimbledon
climate change is not reversible so i've got the aircon on
>>223014777>17 November 2004 (age 21)she is so fucking over bruh she lookers older than my aunt
am full of food
Got manflu in a heatwave, 38 degree fever
>>223014798i have that same glassis she from Bristol?
was thinking about joining the catholic church but then i remembered they are evil
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>>223014798love beavertown
We play today lads
>>223014798optimistic
Sat in my air conditioned office gooning
>>223014831i went to a party the other day, this chick didnt shut up about god for 40 minutes, i cant imagine being around people like that for hours every week
>>223014853not me I've got an injury
nth for the holodem
>>223014853TND
>>223014869i haven't talked to anyone outside of my family in years
>>223014831all the more reason to join
they brought back fingering yet?
>>223014869link gyal up with deegz NOW
>>223014912fingered the bf earlier today
>>223014912still illegal sorry lad
youtube is asking for my id if i want to pin a commentwhat's that all about then
>>223014899they're gonna play in 30 degrees celsius weather in fucking miami, its gonna be miserable for them.
science is the ONLY way to arrive at truth and every other method is nonsensephilosophy is protoscience theology is pseudoscience
>>223014952i think i know what that is
um
>>223014954well i'm a mong who is capable of none of those things anyways
pockets on these tennis skirts are an engineering marvel. how is the ball in there. where did you put it
that’s a dickhead
>>223014952:S
>>223014952um... hi
lying in bed with hand on laptop wondering why its overheating. realise its the sun coming through the window like a fuckin laser beam
minuscule sack
>>223014912woke won't have it
>>223014954THISFor me it's Phrenology & Scientific Racism
You WILL watch the black men kick the ball
hmm
must be quite shit to get killed and eaten by a wild animal
>>223014777>>223014804too fat for tennis
>>223014954Bizarre and fucking retarded thing to say
>>223014798boo hoogenuinely going through the same thing but it actually matters since its happening to me, wheres my fuckin' tiktok? nowhere, thats where
>>223015002yeah i will :)
>>223014804what are you talking about?
da thinks my aunt and uncle are tight bastards
>>223015033useless lumps of fat
>>223015022>wheres my fuckin' tiktok? nowhere, thats wheremake oneget your mum involved
>>223015009what about a tamed animalor a person
>>223015033big boobies:)
>>223015033name
>>223015041ktim
>>223015033my wife
>>223015010thats muscle
could get on the alcohol for the footballmight flip a coin
so what, no fucking ziti now?
>>223015046probably quite shit too
it's such a pity binface won't win, it'd go a way to healing some of the immense damage that's been done to england.not that rorke cares; he hates england anyway.
>>223015002trvke
learned about how computer fans work today :)
>>223015070alri two face
>>223015009i have nightmares about that
might fly off the handle at work on monday i cba with it anymore
Sir Nigel Farage
>>223015009think most them kill you quickly so you dont strugglebears don't, they just sit on you and chew your face off before you pass out from pain
>>223015033oi oiii
>>223015096
https://odysee.com/VGVlbmFnZSBOYXpp:5 Her name is NoelleSeeing her makes me shiverShe rings my bellI wanna make Aryan babies with herOh, how she rocksGreen eyes and blonde locksBut she doesn't know the FourteenAnd she doesn't like to be seen around me'CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYYEAH, I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYLISTEN TO LINCOLN ROCKWELL, MAYBE WITH MEOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>223015091yeah they spin round, mental
would you buy the cole palmer ice cubes
>>223015070Cannot imagine watching England sober
>>223015106hate those buttplugs things on phones
>yeah me and a few mates are going round to John's to watch the footy. you want to come to? oh i dont know about htat
>>223015091how do they work do they spin and blow air out do they you dickhead
>>223015051samanta lily (i think)
still mad that someone killed anne
i will be looking forward to norway vs switzerland
>>223015153
>>223015132good for us small hand girlies
>>223015042dad's genes carried
>>223015153one of the best British pornstars
60 years of /birt/
>>223015153fit womanstrangley bleak image
>>223015119?
>>223015160don't start >>223015168don't fucking start
Australians.Funny.
I never killed Ann Widdecombe it never was me anyway I didn't kill her I'm not that type of person anyway
i'm just a teenage rorkebag baby
>Swedish BBC made a documentary about a stripper with an onlyfans that suffers from social anxietyIn Sweden girls suffer
i'm going to fucking die
must have had a leftover poo silo somewhere hiding in my gut because ive pooed out more today than ive eaten in the last 3 years
fuck around get blacked out
neet girl feet
>>223015211yeah mate we all arex
the thing about old women is that you don't even have to be good at fighting to batter them to death
>>223015195suspicious post
>>223015207isnt onlyfans banned in sweden?
>>223015208would shag her vagina off
>>223015224Alri Frankie Boyle that's not very woke of you is it
>>223015224seems you have something in common with them then
get that arseyeah it;s yo arsetake it baby
existing is so much effort
>>223015272Then stop?
>>223015261i am a rajasthani goat herder and this is my post
>>223015250bloody thing's exploded
>>223015250ufo is it
>>223015261looks like she's trying not to cry
>>223015261the faces she makes fill me with anger
>>223015224Same is true for regular women and most men to be honestAny scuffle could end with someone dying it's just that most people don't actually want to kill people
>>223015291god fucking damn that's sexyt
>>223015250gay porn supernova in the sky
>>223015291MALE!
Tonight he reminds them
>>223015240No. It's not illegal to sell sex in Sweden, only buying is a crime. They recently made custom porn illegal to purchase (you can't pay a woman to do sexual things on camera for you, this is considered rape) but you buy non-custom porn.
>>223015261
>>223015330ernie carling
my great great nan was from indiaisn't that mental
Bingland for the Binglish
>>223015330Whitest Englishman
>>223015360bud bud
>>223015360*wobbles head*idnt dat mendal sirs
Barack obama semen 10ml [RARE] starting bid $10,000
That's me sorted for the week
locals charging £15 to get in take the fucking piss
Already had a big wank today so I'm immune to the lust-provoking images
>>223014738
the romance in 1984 isn't between winston and julia, it's between winston and o'brien
>>223015360haha yeah anyways i'll take a tikka and a garlic naancheers x
>>223015397Sir Oldman Refractory
>>223015392had two but still not immune
>>223015386started feeling violently angry at the fact that cheese is apparently 99 pence in the UK and that still is too much for youeyes actually turned red for a sec
>>223015406Aristocratic looking 'berg x
muchova a cute
>>223015391a piece of ass but ugly as fuck
NEED a bbw gf
can someimtes go a week without wanking without breaking a sweat but get the overwhelming urge to crack out 5 in a single evening the very next day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG8YxcY7VTY
nigga name seen been
absolute kween
>>223015467the post-break nut is so good it drives you to chase that feeling
>>223015441its farmfoods cheeseprobably 95% non-cheeseproper cheese is over 5 quid
>>223015499
Big chippy divide in the UK it seemsPeople prefer Haddock in:>Scotland >The North East >Yorkshire >Lincolnshire They prefer Cod in:>The South>London>Wales>Midlands (excluding Lincolnshire)>North WestMost curious...
>>223015476thought that fella was shot by 300 orcs while trying to protect pippen glad he made it out okay
mad how everything in the world is on wikipedia
>>223015499using your unborn child as a prop for fetish porn very cool!
elden ring has no replayability
>>223015523For me it's rock
>>223015523civil war wehn
>>223015552oh um that's um !!
>>223015508it's even better if you give up caffeine for 2 or 3 days too. wait until the headache kicks in and get hungry too.make a super strong black coffee, knock one out, down the coffee with a couple of paracetamol and then fall into the best sleep imaginable for a few hours
sir jude bellingham elaborate shower5 katies each dedicated to scrub one limb
>>223015499name?
>>223015532im not on wikipedia
>>223015406pretty kitty
>>223015552well, i'd shag her
*does this to you*
>>223015584are you excited x
i'm saying eco and they all buying ak and all
>>223015406freedom ain't free lookin cat
>>223015536imagine the insane freudian wanks that kid's gonna have once he stumbles across this stuff
>already deleted
any cuties?
right well that's a big fat bitch isn't it
>>223015597people who bully animals should be killed
>>223015523As always England gets split up whereas Scotland is just Scotland and wales is just wales
>>223015600praying for us to win
>>223015603if that was ly woife sje save a LOT of money on toilet paper .. cus i'd eat her shit
......England play tonight................................
>>223015619archive not even showing it for me. wonder what it was
>>223015627A turkey wrote this post with his beak
>>223015603Would kill myself with a plastic fork this very second if God came down from the heavens and said I could reincarnate and look like that
>>223015208based cut siz
>>223015603
>>223015584Not his thing mate
>>223015641wasn't up long enough to get archivedWas just a woman sunning her fanny
>>223015628try being relevant next time
rorke is a fucking thick, lazy bastard who thinks posting pictures of green frogs on the internet will create a successful political movement and then is shocked when he discovers nothing happensmeanwhile leftypol puts the hard graft in. robbing banks, building movements and writing volumes of theory on political economy this is why leftypol wins
Caught a fookin fish lads
>>223015637They lose tonight*
>>223015628That's because Scotland and Wales both have a tiny population on par with any one given region of England
>>223015592?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_gay_men
>>223015670im a tap kind of beast
>>223015666catch this
>>223015666put that shit back
>>223015603I'd lick that bumhole
>>223015661>robbing banks, building movements and writing volumes of theory on political economywhich leftists are doing that today?
>>223015661Stalin was an authoritarian liberal anti-communist who turned the USSR into a capitalist superpower
>>223015670harrogate spa water comes out of my tap
England match will be delayed ok
>>223015670croydon spring for me
>>223015680you brute
>>223015670Highland Spring is grim, as indeed most Scotch water is
jude mate...
>>223015661ancient history, rozzers lock up anyone even hinting of dissent
>>223015703not again
>>223015706Who's downstairs?
>>223015673Not sure what population size has to do with it
Bought myself a new gamepad because my PS5 one got stick drift after hardly any use. Bit of a pricey one but it's a treat for my excellent weight loss. By the way, do you call it a gamepad or a controller? I've always said controller but I had a friend from Birmingham that used to call it a pad.
Trent textin'Jude smilin'
stalin? underrated
>>223015729Corrr love an armitage shanks
getting my penis extended
just go outside when its raining and open my mouth, dont need any of that microplastic muck
>>223015729wot about water from a crystal clear natural river
>>223015670S tier is the toilet water after a girl peed in it
>>223015739stick drift around your anus, poofboy
>>223015745he was the worst
Right lads. Here's how we win tonight.First minute of the game, get someone to do a brutal foul in Haaland forcing him to retire from the match. We'll get a red card sure but 10 English lads versus 11 Norgies without their precious neanderthal Haaland would be an ez win for us.
>>223015729had the B drink all the time at uni, that takes me back x
>>223015739i call it the helm
>>223015730umm
cod and haddock always seems tasteless. maybe im just always at a bad chippy. the fact there is no effort to season the batter almost everywhere is a bit of a let down. I think white fish need help to get an even better taste
Any forward young man in
>>223015523>People prefer Haddock in:>Lincolnshire load of bollockswhat about grimsby cod
>>223015768my tactic is a bit more simple: score more goals than Norway
reckon england has this down easily if they can score and stop norway from scoring back
>>223015757Oi stop that
drink my piss bitch
A Saudi café has banned French referee François Letexier, who officiated the Isr*el (Argentina) vs Egypt match days ago, from entering their café
>>223015777fucking ratneed this breed wiped out, along with pugs and pitbulls
>>223015695Forgotten about Charlie Kirk so soon?
>>223015777*punts it out the window*
>>223015791need her tits up my arse
>>223015756unfathomably based
>>223015816scr
>>223015777right if this video was mine it would have gone a SLIGHTLY different way lets just say that
>>223015816sorry?
lacey banghard
what is actually inside the gherkin
>>223015777needs a good seeing to
>>223015791fat pregnancy titsstill not watching that shitty nolan movie
>>223015795Grimsby is a haddock town pure and simple, the locals all eat the haddock
>>223015791wicked wench
>>223015833>>223015840
>>223014954science can’t even prove the mathematics it relies on to function. and those aren’t ‘methods’
it always weirds me out when I see muslims with their shopping trolleys full of normal things like muller corners and walkers crisps (they love cheese and onion afaik)
>>223015834You're welcome
Meghan upset that she's been upstaged by Ann Widdecombe's corpse
Shrinkflation has hit nothing harder than beef jerky.These days a single pack costs like £8 and has about two bites worth...
>>223015791Her and Jennifer Love Hewitt Love 'em and their sex
>>223015816screas
>>223015857screamed at this because it's true
>>223015791walled
>>223015857i always see at least one muslim family with a scary amount of milk. We're talking like over 20 pints of the stuff in what looks to be a weekly shop based on all the other stuff they're buying. How are they using so much?
drinking an award-winning bordeaux from tesco
>>223015896theyre just pouring it down teh drain becuse the quran says so
big fan of this look and pose. feet with soles wrinkled. nice bum. pale skin. dark hair. knowing smile. I bet she'd lick my ringpiece too, the mucky cow.
>>223015896they donate it to those in need or do a big shop for a religious institution that provides food
>>223015909good boy>>223015909does it really
>>223015910
knob smells like its been marinating all day long
>>223015910hate you and your dismal tarts
might have a wee soon
get that down ya neck
>>223015910get off the computer
>>223015871You should try making your own, it's fun and yummyDon't even need a dehydrator or anything
>>223015914oh that's nice of them :)
>>223015857They're so weird don't get them at all
if haaland and kane both get hat tricks tonight i will make $500
>>223015949obvs not happening
>>223015949that would be pointlessthey may as well score no goals at all
>>223015857my friend growing up was arabic and his da drank becks
>>223015910>glass display cabinet of dildos rancid trollop
you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 2 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 56 rolls a week. Over 224 a month. TP rolls are worth their weight in gold because everyone needs it.
sientists have discovered something
as a grad student i found it was mental how much of modern science is just approximate modeling of a natural phenomena. like in astrophysics if a model doesn't work out they add an extra term and call it "dark matter" (something we don't know is causing extra mass we can't observe so let's lump it together and call it "dark").surprising number of professors at my top 5 engineering school were christians too
Used to work a somewhat-maintenance like job that required me to go into flats to fix shit, once went into some blokes flat, he was a fat bastard, generic fat nerd but had a gf too so soyboy like I guess, anyway when I was checking things out I saw he had a massive dragon dildo in the corner of the PC tableREALLY hope it was his gf using it and not him as I only noticed it when I was dangerously close to itAnd that's my boring blog post that I remember after seeing the dildos in that pic above
she smoke on my haddick
>>223015949seems low for a very low probability
People deserve me to be violent towards them
>>223015986the humble black mould spore
>>223015986isnt it like 4 in the morning for you?
>>223015986
>>223015930just done one
Mad how Zeidy really doesn't like it when you call Bellingham gay, even though Zeidy is in fact gay for him
>>223015986Well.. that's ok. They can discover it
>>223015910my housemate looks like this
>>223015949unless you bet 50 cents on that, you don't understand odds and really shouldn't be gambling x
consider the peregrine falcon
Jew Bellendham maybelike he's got ham on his bellend and he's a jew
>>223016034birb
why is our facial hair so prickly
>>223016016bratty bellingham is washing his baton in the shower so please be mindful
hendo calming down bratty bellingham...rapid tap on sir jude mhmm x
>>223016034Majestic
i am the man who cocks
>>223015992Didn't happen
>>223016016i dont think ziedster is gay he's just a massive cuck
guy got mad at a woman for being in the way when he was cycling on the pavement and told her to "open your eyes"I should have told him to open his eyes and see a dedicated cycle lane just to his left but im too much of a sensitive young man for that kind of confrontation
>>223016006
new new new new new
>>223016056It HAPPENED
>>223016081>>223016081>>223016081>>223016081
>>223016060should have swerved into him and knocked him off his rented e-bike
>>223016060cycling on the pavement is illegal isn't it?
>>223015896There's a little shop near me. Often see the fella in there going to the lidl just over the road and bulk buying stuff. I reckon he's reselling it
