Excellent glasses edition
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
got some weird looks at the beach, think it's because my bikini top didnt match my bottoms
>>223017445sc
Alri
nth for princess Juno
Cor a quick kiss from my ruby wife before I go to work
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-jjsZNx6RLk>:17And he's gone.This is what the brits fail to appreciate. You only need to live vaguely close to wildlife to get raped by a bear at any moment.
... scored a really early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimbledon tennis on iPlayer on my tv in home …
>>223017465hiya x
mummy rae jepsen
front on I’m not too bad but my side profile is fucking awful ugly cunt I am
>>223017490hellyeahslop
family visiting brother's wife's mad at him because he said the ramsay "finally some good fucking food" at the dinner mum made it's not gone down well with her
>>223017490timmers
toilfu off work next week so whats the point
reckon i'm gona finnally wank to ruby can someone post her pawg arse pic pls?tonights the night
>>223017517You good? x
Why does Google think I'm in LiverpoolI'm gonna tell them my home address right now
more water squirting out my arse
>>223017528Haha
he's a pathetic little worm who needs to be put down
>>223017538there isn't one don't bother going indon't even bother logging offremember to stalk her stories constantly and guilt trip her for being away
business idea: cyclists kick me in my bollocks
>Henry Nowak’s final moments: ‘I’m not a racist’ - Unreported trial transcripts reveal what witnesses saw and heard as Vickrum Digwa fatally stabbed the teenagersuicidal empathy
>>223017438bitch has a bigger forehead than me
the mongs that post aMONG us
wiggling my little acorn cock at the bus driver
>>223017528she needs to get a grip
>>223017472doomfists rapemeat
>>2230175593 2 1 4
call 999
>>223017564If he said "fucking paki cunt" after being stabbed leftypol would have gleefully said he deserved it
>>223017571*slaps you spastically which turns you into a spastic*
>>223017589please get off the computer
>>223017601would honestly lie and tell her all those shops are out of toilet paper so she just calls me every morning and i can clean for her haha
>>223017603and ask for the coastguard
>>223017608they're saying that anwyay
>>223017557Through tears
>>223017608>he said "fucking paki cunt" after being stabbedLegend
>>223017518bergington
>>223017460>>223017601
>>223017564was he supposed to say "fuck off paki" to avoid being stabbed and unfairly handcuffed then or what
A law making it mandatory to put all heterosexual white men who aren't pro israel in cock cages is imminent lads
>>223017538just wait till she leaves the job altogether that's just the best
any mentally ill man on synthetic estrogen in?
corr
>>223017618
>>223017660no
>>223017518heh lovely berg
remember the other incident where 3 nons beat the shit out of a native lad and the police arrest the native while allowing the invaders to walk away
CAM ON START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
srs question what does heathermong do outside of /brit/ like obviously he doesn't have a job or any thing else but how he spend his time
>>223017655she was saying the other day she had a couple of jobs before this one that she left because she didn't enjoy it and was trying to find something that "fits". so she may well leave on a whim
>>223017689Just never happened did it lmao
anyone else get frustrated when wiping 100 times after a sloppy poo and start ripping your arse hairs out
what self defense items are you allowed to carry over there anyway? can you have a small knife or pepper spray?
chocolate biscuits melted so i put them in fridge but they're hard and stuck together so i took them out fridge now waiting for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again but not too much otherwise i'll have to put them in fridge but not for too long otherwise they'll get hard and stuck together and i'll have to take them out fridge and wait for them to melt again
>>223017703well it did though
mad how good booze is
>>223017702make the most of her company while it lasts lad
>>223017630>>223017686
you now remember pixie lott
>>223017698Bus driver
boutta get my little willy sucked :)
>>223017717um mate. that's racist. you're being attacked you deserve it for being a bigot
>>223017720Yeah?
>>223017728little homosexual thing
>>223017698He just claims benefits, posts here and obsessively pokes around reddit and twitter
>>223017717most people seem to misunderstand this lawyou can carry anything, but anything that can be used as a weapon is illegalit's all up to the courtsif you carry a spoon and kill someone with it, it's a weaponif you carry a knife but you don;'t do anything with it, it's a utensil
>>223017717umbrella with a sword in it
we really do need to deport them all and secure our borders before the millions of climate refugees come
>Burnham to abandon Labour's 'build baby build' housing pledgeleftypol fell for it again
>>223017472wow
>>223017725About to crack my first can of the evening. Been timing it so I'm not too pissed for the Ingerlund match
>>223017747She's a girl 'berg
fucking t shirt is too small fo me
>>223017721Even if it did you have zero evidence it was racially motivated. On top of that they’re not invaders. The government and the citizens accepted them here. Get over it.
Need a new Youtube Channel gimmick it'll be A Faggot in Japan but I have to change me legal name to Ima Faggot
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bjTZRyxcHtc
>>223017784you are brown
>>223017707good dingleberry removal technique
>>223017438I don't get it, what's with op image
i don't watch capeshit
>>223017790
>>223017774skin's looking a bit brown there mate is everything ok?
>>223017749our laws are pretty similar. up to the court to decide what it considers a "deadly weapon" if you use it. how dumb the self defense laws are vary from state to state
Romesh Scranagaybum
Its legal for blacks to kill crackers in amerikkkaWe are a progressive country you see
>>223017813well done medal's in the post
>>223017793I’m white you fucking idiotBut why would me being brown make me any less correct
pepper spray illegal in britain. tazer illegal in britain. women just have to scream and run
>>223017564grim, his nephew was mixed black too
Alcohol is for Europeans only. I'd ban it for all the other races for their own good. It has absolutely destroyed all of South America.
>>223017821I'm half syrian
>>223017749This. The laws are very nebulous so the courts and police have ultimate power. Online safety act, the hate speech laws, public order offence and 'offensive weapons' that can be literally anything because they can just make up events and say "he brought this to cause harm". Anything can be interpreted as malice and will be if they have a reason.
>>223017843lol based
>>223017826Mooing
if the UK allows ceremonial swords to be carried, can i carry my ceremonial gun
nth for the gyaldem
what's the best spirit to mix with coke
when the big fixture on then
>>223017850yuck!!!
>>223017817Get a slag under that and it'd be a Dubai Special
>>223017564its because digwa was telling the police hed been racially abused moron
>>22301787522:00 mate x
>>223017817Perro caca on the high seas, what a scene Brings a tear to my eye, to see the poo flying by
>>223017869will be on the rum and coke later
haddock and chips for teait's cammin 'ome lads
>>223017869Rum
>>223017869Jager
extinguish every living organism
>>223017882>brown man accuses white man of being racist>they handcuff him despite him bleeding and being barely responsivenot helping you case mate
The ceremonial cock cageGet it donned pronto
>>223017869Wray & Nephew Overproof Rum
>>223017892Hope you get alcohol poisoning and die.
>>223017892>>223017903what rum do i getim not made of money
>>223017913meltdown>>223017918kraken
you're only supposed to extinguish fires mong
>>223017918Just get knock off Bacardi
scranning my serf food before the bread and circus begins
>>223017917would love to rape this old codger
>>223017918that cheap lidl stuff
>Vikrum stabs up white man and cries racismnot helping your caste mate
Alcohol is jewish
>>223017909whats that got to do with either of our posts
gave my preorder-exclusive pokemon pokopia tote bag to my cousin and she loves it :>
Don't sip bacardi likes its your birthday
>>223017920You should be melted into liquid form and used to fertilise food for the biomass
I've been racist before
>>223017892dont understand this imagecould you please explain
sitting in my front room farting 2 bastard hours to kill
>>223017945Read the talmud does it?
10PM match is so kino we need more of them 8PM is a shit time for them 10PM so kino
>>223017954he posts, through tears
>>223017885i'll be in bed by then because of this diagreah
The largest white nationalist rally in Washington DC history happened in 2002, where 500 members of the National Alliance led an explicitly anti-Zionist/anti-Israel protest. We’ve made progress in some important ways, but have regressed in others.
must be some science behind the link between being hungover and the urge to wank to trannies
>>223017978no its not i'm in bed by 11 normally
>>223017934um
>>223018008alr grandad
>>223017729I only remember the name, no clue who she even is
>>223017989thatd be pro-israel in 2026
dyslexia 100% real but all the other versions are 1000% fake dyscalcula dysmoveula dyscoomula all fake
I'll be watching but I won't be on /brit/ to see the scottish and welsh mongs commentate :/
>>223017981a clue gained
been eating candle wax because it smells so good
>>223018037got dysexia
>>223018037is dysphoria real
well that's flyblatt done in by catberge then
>>223017981screamo
possum bolognese for tea
>>2230180611 million percent fake
>>223018073dyscalculia is real i've got it
UK population - 69.5 millionUSA population - 342 millionUK daily deaths - 1,500USA daily deaths - 175,000How the frick does that make sense
>>223018076guns innit
i suffer from a very sexy learning disability
>>223018076oh shut the fuck up already
My auntie used to be lovely and plump in all the right areas and now she’s been on the weight loss jabs she’s all skin and bone and her once lovely plump arse sags like an old mans bollocks
>>223018076they've got more time zones to count up the deaths in
>>223018076obviously false
>>223018061yeah but its mental illness
>>223018099what time is it for you right now?
consider the short eared owl
>>223018075ngiger roar
>>223018107
>>223018076not going to say "should be higher"
>>223018115Lovely, you're still doing these
the people’s republic of china stands behind haaland
>>223018115
>>223018099brain
might listen to one of these later.
The cronem are showering...
Listening to the new Movements songNew album in September :)
>>223018142utterly mental bird
>>223018113
>>223018147listen to casiotone for the painfully alone
I want everybody I meet to remember me. Inside people's memories, I can live forever.
>>223018147Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven is my favourite out of those
consider my bollocks
>>223018135in both cases
>>223018189A lot to ponder
>>223018036Yes and that's a tragedy
call my cat mousa because she looks like a mouse or rat and also browsa because her meow kind of sounds like ‘brrow’
Rorke doing something (details to follow)
did they not have steam irons in victorian britain
>>223018178>I want everybody I meet to remember meStop showering then
>>2230181472013 /mu/ codedmichigan is good tho
pulling individual hairs out of my head
everyday I dream of waking up in America
I'm worried lads, what if Haaland eats Kane
>>223018178I’m sure they do. Your old coworkers I will still tell stories of that ugly nutter of a shemale that pretended to kill himself for attention.
>>223018076it doesn't, because you're retarded
>>223018203actual dumb cunt
>>223018178I went to Aldi earlier and thought of you
Rorke ordering 40 cans of carling tesco whoosh
>>223017989>Washington DC history happened in 2002, where 500 members of the National AllianceSuch a shame that Dr Pierce died that year.
>>223018203In some pictures she looks beautiful in others not so much...
>>223018203girl finasteride
>>223018203My wife (in Skyrim)
>>223018203Thought that was a period stain rather than a split for a second there
>>223018061>>223018074>>223018109Dysphoria is just the opposite of euphoria in terms of mood trannies have just made it seem like gender dysphoria is the only kind because they never stop fucking whinging online
>>223018227My ai is wrong then
Bloke who works at the local tesco sometimes shows up wearing makeup Doesn’t look that bad tbf(The makeup, not him)
if Jonathan Bowden and William Luther Pierce had lived until 2014 they would've 100% posted on /pol/what could have been
>>223018147Wonder if there's an album named after every state, MIchigan by Sufjan Stevens, Iowa by slipknot, California by Blink-182
>>223018243Jews poisned himHis cancer was extremely sudden and killed him extremely fastThey also poisned hugo chavez and yasser arafat around the same time as well
Some women are so soft it's insane. I've been with 12 women (11 were prostitutes) and one of them was so fucking soft I couldn't believe it. Every inch of her body was like a squishy cloud. She was very petite too, not curvy at all, but easily the softest
>>223018299chuckle brothers
drive to maccies or uber it?
>remember that one freakish tripcunt from /britfeel/ that got fired from greggs for trying to kill itself twice?>no? what are you talking about
that dumb bitch ruby would have a mega meltdown if she had to cook dinner or iron a shirt or sew something (pretty much anything a woman should be expected to do in a marriage) and would take a mental health week offthe useless modern woman
i remember i was planning on marrying lydia, but then she died in blackreach, so i didnt marry anyone.Can you marry that lass you need to protect from those arab like guys that want to take her to trial outside of skyrim?
got a really itchy ear when my earbud is inPIP claimable?
the mainstream left has trouble differentiating between exclusionary nationalism (bad) and inclusionary nationalism (good)
can I get PIP for gender dysphoria
I'm committed to the shart
>>223018287think you've got women confused with bunnies
>>223018318i never understood what decides if a companion dies. I thought they just kneel down and then get back up but then one day they die
queen tasmania II
soul
for me? why of course, it's mjoll the lioness
i listened to a song by slipknot the other day and it was really rather strange. apparently, you can only see california with marlon brando’s eyes. what does that mean?
can i get pIP FOR MY DIAGRAM DIAGRA DIAHREA
Sir Cole Palmer
>>223018203she should iron that outfit next time, it's nice though
derkeethus or nothing
>>223018352green malteser witch
>>223018327>exclusionary nationalism (bad)proof?
leaning about spiders
>>223018328…nhIf that were the case I’d have had it for years!
>>223018353me tooand i make that little cuckboy watch
>>223018382The babies can fly great distances with web parachutes
>>223018355I read that a homeless crackhead said that to the lead singer and he found it cool so used it in a song
If England win the World Cup on penalties the final English penalty taker should do a gay porn dance in front of millions of viewers as celebration, it'd be stunning and brave>>223018355Weirdly I talked about this with someone on here last year, it was some homeless man Corey overheard in LA I think and he said that, he didn't ask him what it meant
>>223018349
>>223018203trad wife shite is perhaps the lamest, cringiest larp of the last decade.
>>223018385:( x
which one is gonna get you
>>223018377Pick up a history book buddy
wish I knew what I like doing at 16 so I could've gone on courses for free instead of having to pay for courses in my 30s. back then all I liked was booze
>>223018413has to be colon considering the things im doing to it
>>223018408Yoohoo! Roastie?!!
>>223018413suicide most likely
>>223018406What's his name Argentina goalkeeper already humped the trophy when they won last time
>>223018318no you cant marry her. only female redguard npcs that be married are the falkreath housecarl and one of the priestesses of dibella in markarth
>>223018406maybe put the trophy in your cock, that sounds pretty funny and original
>>223018413heart probably that got dadberg and I reckon I drink more than he did
>>223018413bums or lungs probablymaybe liver if i keep up this boozing
Is backrooms movie out on pirate yet? Not the CAM version
>>223018434the wall age is incorrect
>>223018413ass cancer
Skyrim but it's woke video. Funny
2 weeks till they yank a stone out through my dick hole
Saw the top of a black childs head earlier and laughed to myself because I thought it was a black midget but nah. Just a kid.
It was real. All of it.
>>223018434the emoji section is bollocks, the rest is decently spot on.
>>223018486grow up
officially on the cans
Patiently awaiting the Blackedrooms parody
>>223018467ugly ass trashy tattoo and michael jackson surgery face
brothers gone to get a dominosDidn’t even ask me if I wanted anythingSome fucking brother eh
>>223018315yeah but she's sexy as hekk
>>223018434>femcel>pink pilldelusion
>>223018404>>223018406makes sense, i guess it does sound cool
chicken connoisseur is like england's version of gary coleman from the simpsons christmas episode
>>223018520set him on fire when he comes back
>>223018520dominos is disgusting slop for children, grow up
>>223018520he thinks you're too fat
Gio wow
>>223018434https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=q7k9UxXgmQg
Cooked a whole chicken in my pizza oven and it came out lush
remember playing GTA V at launch in September 2013?kino
deeply unfunny thread
We’re aww fae somewhere
>>223018564built for the future inhabitants of Europe
>>223018564looks a bit like maisie
>>223018445shame, she was cute.NPCs in skyrim arent very memorable in general.
>>223018564Would love to be her dog
incel walk completed
bored
>>223018176im listening to it rn, its pretty good.
Why is it that basically all the nazi schizos love blacked
>>223018606must be so annoying administering all those creams and such
>>223018585Wasnt really kino was it mate. The online was broken and boring with nothing to do, it took them three years before GTA Online got good. On launch I sprayed an uzi at the windshield of someone driving a sports car and killed him. When I went to open the door a notification told me it was "locked to the players garage". I uninstalled it and never played it again
is 34 too old to move to Cambridge
>>223018584going to eat it all are you fatty chicken boy
Mid emo looking lass jumped on the till there as I was queuing. Just the one guy ahead of me and no one else in line. Reckon I’ll chat her up next time.
>>223018176>>223018621Love casiotone so much, thought it was my own secret incel music
really enjoying these food blogs you're all doing, so interesting and insightful
>>223018606Would love to have her on a lead and treat her like a dog
>>223018622most people under the age of 30 have been completely mindraped by porn and interracial stuff on the tv and in movies
>>223018649I'll eat half and keep the other half for sandwiches
>>223018651this was her last shift before she moved away to do a saturation diving course
>>223018645i'd love to live in cambridge and roleplay as a 33 young dark academia midwit
>>223018645it is illegal to move to cambridge if you are 34
y'all make fun of ruby but deep down you know there is no better feeling in the world than coming home and haver her read a book in her posh accent while you rest your head on her lap and suckle on her zoomer titties
Pack of strawberries, a healthy serving of mixed nuts and a massive rump steak. If you must know.
sir cambridge mover
>>223018681Nobody is forcing you to wank to it though? There’s not a government agent who puts it on and comes to wank you off while you watch it
>>223018622They don't. Black people have to invent a reality where people find them remotely attractive so they have to write fiction about le chuds secretly being into le bbc. Its just black insecurity
the singular ruby obsessive poster
you reckon ruby granger likes berserk
>>223018702would love to graze my teeth on that forehead crater
A punnet of strawberries
>>223018712you dont have to wank to something to be mindraped by it. if you browse 4chan you see interracial porn everywhere. if you watch tv you see interracial couples in every commercial
could play connect 4 on that forehead
Fuck is the new
>>223018702She'd read 5 pages of a children’s book before deciding she had enough
>>223018733I’ll fucking punnet you, sunshine
>coming home after a hard days work and ruby is on the sofa waiting for you to lie down, suck on her tits while she reads you harry potter
>Remember the times on here where you’d open a video like that and that thing would either be smashed to bit or shoved up the man’s arse. Times is changed.
>>223018760Punnet your arse
hairy pooter and the golden snatch
Tesco was doing big punnets on deal and I ate strawberries for a week straighta punnet a daymight grow my own strawberries, love them a lot
>>223018768Fucking TERF bitch.
new>>223018793>>223018793>>223018793>>223018793
>>223018779That was me!
>>223018802>>223018802>>223018802
>>223018702what's her channel? and who's making fun of her?
its a gaggle of middle age women from tattle.life obsessing over ruby in here
>>223018730All the RAPED would be too much for a delicate soul like her
>>223018792scr Myrtle
>>223018807lmao get fucked you little rat
