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>>223022032This phenotype exists in every skin color, only in America
post chel instead
cop or drop?
What's your backup plan?
>>223026492sepuku
>>223026492prefer not to say
>>223026492My current plan is to quit my job once I have 50k saved and travel the world until I find a foreign cafe willing to hire me as a barista or dishwasher or whatever and start my life over in a foreign country
>>223026492I slam that truck into reverse and hit the gaswow I backed up, what a plan!
>>223025395Makes my boner happen,
>>223026477the bot is broken
took a massive shit and i was completely clean after i wipedJust one of the many pleasures in life when you're based and redpilled like myself
>>223025395Now this is the kind of diversity we need
Feeling obese (might order goyslop again)
Surprised they stopped reporting on the Bart situation so quickly. Really makes you think...
>>223026517Me when I ate only bananas
>>223026522Especially after Homer accidentally bought 44000 Bort license plates
basketball should lower the hoop and be a full contact sport
anime
please stop using the term camwhores and call them something else.
>>223026534Canadians crave violenceI dont know where this nice guy bullshit came from
>>223026542What about attentionwhores?
a friggin leaf eh
fink may regurgitate back to bowie's original programming minus secret life of arabiapropa arse-bogglin'
why-why-zed
Would you work as a naked garden keeper for 140k a year?
>>223026550nothing with 'whores' please
Seriously though how did all these thirdies get visas into the US for soccerkick?
>>223026542pornstars?
>>223026556its crazy that we allegedly speak the same language
>>223026568which cunts? because euros can enter using the ESTA visa
>>223026559uh...depends on who I'm naked for.
>>223026568Money?
It’s so embarrassing when you have to go to your doctor for a fever and you remember when you have to pretend he didn’t check and fondle your dick before
>>223026559Sounds like sex trafficking
>>223026587why would he do that?
>>223026577Argentina
>>223026587Is dick fondling routine when you have a fever?
>>223026559I would do it for room and board
>>223026597i think they can enter using a tourist visa
>>223026592>>223026598No but one time I went because I felt a lump on my testicle
>>223026587that's why i have a female doctor
>>223026587how much do doctors make in mexico?
>>223026559if she were a hot girl then sure. but she also has to pay for sunscreen, I ain't getting a sunburnt WEINER
Should I lay with momberg or play black ops 2?
>>223026605im now in favor of socialized health care if we get free handy jays
>>223026622latter
>>223026559Yeah
>>223026609then if she makes a mistake you'll go posting about how females make bad doctors
>>223026626Your vote has been accounted for
>>223026635reckon if my doctor makes a mistake i won't be around to post
Yo
The future is bleak we are gonna live in a unholy cocktail of cyberpunk and Idiocracy
>>223026639hola
>>223026643I don't see anything remotely looking like cyberpunk
>>223026625this nigga never had an annual checkupthey always check your weiner and balls for hernias and shit
>>223026622Spend time with momberg
>>223026643would it help if we added a pinch of harry potter and star wars to your future dystopia?
>>223026663World of cyberpunk >Cities in the us are falling apart >Crime everywhere >Psychos and mass shooters are common >Cities are urban sprawl and decay >Most people are poor >Society has no culture but consumptions
damn I haven't been in for a checkup in years I probably should do that
>>223026626>>223026679Evens momberg Odds black ops 2
>>223026698Shorty that you?!
>>223026681America is basically postal 2 but fatter and gayer
>>223026700Yeah
Just pick yourself up by the fucking bootstraps
>>223026716Fuck you I wanna die I also found out menthols sucks
>>223026713*Hugs* how's everything
>>223026689I don't even know what a check-up means. They can't literally search every fiber of your body for a problem.
>>223026492societal collapse
>>223026736main thing is getting your bloodwork tested
>>223026731Same as it ever was just slightly less shit
>>223026716didn't have tomy uncle was vice president at the company i work for
I don't go and get check ups but I get blood tests done every so once in awhile and they tell me everything is fine
>>223026729>menthols*sucks teeth*
>>223026745Have you played any new games or got into anything new
>>223026744well even that there's a thousand things to check for and they aren't going to do all tests imaginable.
You used to be able to like boyish women, now you have to nutcheck them and made sure they aren't tranniesDeep voice, short hair, boyish interests, nope can't have that any more.
there was no chicken left when i went to the store this morningmight try again tomorrow
anyone know good stream sites to watch movies? My usual one got taken down.
>>223026758I'd imagine that checking bloodwork is way easier these days, since it's one of the things that AI should be excellent at.
>>223026764if my dick thinks its a woman then its a woman
>>223026764genocide of tomboys is what redpilled Hitler
>>223026775https://fmhy.net/there's about a thousand different sites compiled here, you'll never go without again
>>223026755No just been playing old games since my computer broke but I'm glad it broke I used to spend too much time in my room now it's like the old times when I was a teenager and used a crappy laptop and my ps4
>>223026801Get into reading books
>>223026789thanks. Gonna check out that obsession movie everyone's talking about
>>223026832Miss me with that nerd shit
>>223026775tubi, pluto, plex, freevee
>>223026789nice collection here
>>223026845What the hell I want to watch that too
>>223026775lookmovie always works for me
>>223026854You like Star wars
https://youtu.be/_lKsRbJgDjQ
>>223026883I saw a webm yesterday of a jeet at one of these rollerskate places, cept he was carrying a full tray of jeetsloppa.guy ending up dumping the whole thing on himself lmao. mad i didn't save it
I haven't seen jeets in a while
>>223026698total momberg win
>>223026510>>223026518
The only good gyms near me have dogshit hours
>>223026934I miss before the coof
>>223026916bit hard to believe
When are you getting married?
Homer let the Barts out
>>223025915>>>/fa/
>>223026960me? probably not ever
>>223026951They all left or something
got called out at work for not responding to an incident that was timestamped as being logged on july 14th 2029
>>223026940
>>223026960we're getting married tomorrow, sweetie. did you forget??
>>223022032why the fuck did i have to born?
>>223026889No I don't I like Star Trek
>>223026960when do women stop producing eggs?that's when I'll get married.
Gracie's dad killed both Soy Wars and Soy Trek
jason has a strong sexual attraction to nick fuentes
Im getting into science fiction books, reading Hyperion rn
I dont want death. I want freedom. I want hope. I want someone who gives a fuck. I don't want to die. Why did i put myself through this? So many things, that would make me happy. Why did i accept this, why did i concede to that painfull word, responsability? Why did i put up with so many things? I am an animal. I am an imbecile. I am weak, i am lazy, i am stubborn, i am whatever the fuck it is. I want to be free, i cant do this. I pretended i could. I pretended there was no problem. I pretended i was a grown up. That the 22 years on my birth certificate matter. I am a child. Worse than a child. I am a tumor
>>223026994You begged momberg for force unleased and jerked your little thing to rey
>>223027011Could not find a bigger waste of time if you tried
>>223026994Favorite show? Mine is TOS
>>223026960I'm 34 years old and never even been on a date, so I think it's safe to assume that I'll never get married.
vibes are absolutely grim in the cum right now.
>>223027022No
I want to buy a newly built house
>>223027013I was born a useless retard you are better than me
>>223026960why would i do that?
>>223027025Same
>>223027013I cannot escape forever. It will be finished, want it or not. Tomorrow will come. It will be monday. I will not have done the assignment. I will have failed. I will be shunned. I will have wasted the money. I want that. I prefer that. I know i don't want to continue. To fail lile this
>>223027020You must be mixing me up with someone else >>223027023I like strange new worlds
>>223027013me after the post nut clarity hits and I've been jerking to 3D my little pony porn
>>223026775https://hydrahd.ru/
>>223027059>strange new worldsI'm disappointed in you shorty
I like sci fi books but I don't like fantasy, its too much of a disconnect from reality and a bunch of meaningless names and shit
>>223027077What if the fantasy is aping reality very closely
Back from my ban lads
>>223027075Don't yuck someone else's yum
>>223027097What did you get b-worded for?
>>223027077Most sci-fi is just fantasy set in the future
>>223027008erm being a recluse that no one likes is my life desu
>>223027068You mean making my little pony 3d porn
>>223027092Yea I guess game of thrones aped european middle ages political intrigue which made it kinda interesting but most fantasy isn't like that
>>223027100At least it's not Discovery I guess
>>223027077currently listening to the most reddit series imaginable called dungeon crawler carl on a coworkers recommendation and I had a bunch of audible credits and lots of semi downtime at work that I fill with audiobookson book 1 of 7 or 8 books out. dont think ill continue it
>>22302710440k is, but I don't think most are
Why are Filipinos so jealous of Indians
>>223027116rpg-lit is the worst most reddit shit imaginable.
>>223026960never
>>223027128Anything that features ftl travel is borderline fantasy
>>223027138
>>223027138They are?
>>223027113No i mean even more brazen like bannerlord
>>223027059>You must be mixing me up with someone elseWtf is there more than one short anon
>>223027102Asked if a girl had nudes in a state thread on /b/. Didn't know that was against the rules
>>223027159>>223027161Yes they keep making anti indian threads>>223025283
hobbies I've picked up in 2026:>cycling>film photography>forearm training (eventually arm wrestling)hobbies I dropped:>liquor>movies and tv>reading books
>>223027167I'm the one and only
>>223027167I think Jason bough Force Unleashed. Must go into the /cum/ archives to confirm,
>>223027179What the hell I need to drop those hobbies too
>>223027179liquor isn't a hobby
Dih tatus = lea
>>223027204post dickberg
>>223027179share one picture
>>223027195I no longer partake consistentlytonight is an exceptionWHAT A LIFE
>>223027181You must be gaslighting me, I remember you stacking up good boy points for force unleashed
I am Filipino please fuck my women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDmxn3fBs5M
>>223027222I don't think so
>>223027215I'm gonna get my rolls developed in like 2 weeks then I'll postI had one roll of 13 year old film and it came out completely fucked, not even worth posting. Picture of my kitty and it was underexposed so it's like a blue-grey blob.
are loft beds redpilled?
>>223027250I want one
>>223027239I feel like I'm being Mandela effected right now
>2019>fall for the tradcath meme>go to catholic church>it's ALL filipinos>turn 360 degrees and walk away>get into gnosticism>realize this is all retarded and just wear a fedora
>>223027270It's ok
>>223027271First off I bet you went to the Hindu temple you liar
>>223027288Check your steam for force unleased right now
Thread theme https://youtu.be/QElKVs56z48
filled with rage
You can tell its a normie general because everyone is gone on a Saturday night
>>223027299Im checking right now and I don't own a single star wars game
>>223027250
>>223026587stopped going to that doctor after that happened just to avoid that exact scenario
>>223027314I'm just a rat in a cage!
>>223027323Are you messing with me :/
>>223027329No
bbq chicken pizza
I own 11 star wars games on steam alone that doesn't count console games which I own a lot more of, probably still have my ps1 racer copy somewhere, used to play it with my dad when I was a kid
>>223027335
>>223027250I think i would be reasonably comfortable with that arrangement but the prospect of ever having to move it looks bothersome enough to reject the idea from the start. if i owned a house and planned to stay then sure.
>>223027322erm, esqueeze me!?!
>>22302732450% of marriages in the US end in divorce
>>223027294there's like no fucking hindus here just sikhs (imagine a turk but worse)
>>223027355False
going to the suicide booth anybody need anything?
We are so fucking cooked!
>>223027346What's your favorite game
>>223027361Yeah ummm sprecher cherry cola
>>223027355Erm, *pushes up glasses* akshwally, the number has fallen down to a one third of all marriages, and repeat offenders of divorce, who make a small minority of total divorces, make up the majority of that one third.
I always feel like shit after eating fast food or too much sugary or processed food.
>>223027355Actually an incredibly misleading statistic that's also outdated, if you take in to account ONLY first time marriages the divorce rate falls to below 30% and that study was done in the 80s and the researchers at the time even said it was going down and that the higher the education level the less the statistic applies
>>223027393This has never happened to me however I noticed that vegetables go down easier
>>223027355Portugal has a 90% divorce rate.
The ugly truth for man and woman alike is that if we had freedom, money and time to live well, we would. But that requires actually grabbing that freedom and pushing past routine and self-gratification, wich filters 99% of humanity. So we cope with society and culture and childhood education, shift the obvious ideas of attractiveness around and steadily build more and more hatred for the "pretty people".Men call women whores and women call men incels because insulting people and telling them they're fucked beyond repair is easier that actually trying to help, women on women, men on men, the insults move from obesity to racism
>>223027393never noticed a single difference regardless of what I eat, I guess I tend to eat healthy in general though so maybe I've never hardcore binged fast food enough
>>223027407>If you make a bunch of exceptions it's actually different Wow insightful stuff And if you exclude all the criminals the crime rate drops to 0
>want to make a troll thread>drop myself on street view into ethiopia>actually it doesn't look that bad at allwhat the fuck is going on there?Go to any street view in india and find anything REMOTELY as clean
Ever since I started vocally identifying as an incel I've been getting loads of pussy. It's insane. I say stuff like rape all foids and they love it. I never got any pussy when I identified as a male feminist Who knew incelism was the secret to getting pussy
>>223027439Yeah nigga that's how statistics work you're meant to filter them through different lens to see what the actual data is telling you, in this case it's telling you if you don't get divorced from your first marriage within the first 2-3 years your divorce rate drops drastically and if you do get divorced once you are highly likely to get divorced again almost instantly if you remarry, did you not go to school at all? Are you an illiterate jeet?
Been having weed withdrawal nightmares, but I actually enjoy them. They're VERY vivid and quite psychedelic. I don't remember last nights dream very well, but I do remember this image of a mothman type of creature with the head of an arab type of person appeared in my head. The image just appeared and nothing else happened it was just there like if you opened a computer file or some shit. Its weird as fuck but kinda cool.
drinking milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFrqclcm8pU
>>223027491HAHAHA YES YEEEEESSSSSWOOOOOOOH YEAH T HANKS DRINK THAT MILK
>>223027477>if we exclude all the people getting divorced constantly, our marriage rate is actually greatSounds like cope but ok
>>223027504It's as much a cope as realizing most of the "high crime" areas of the USA are just niggers
>>223027423Yeah my mood, energy levels, anxiety, etc seem to be at least noticeably better when I'm eating homemade good quality food
>>223027510that's how distorting statistics works yes
Bros I'm in love and I'm using my recently discovered manifestation powers to get everyone ITT the gf/bf of their dreams
Nobody told me old Filipino music was so SOVLFUL https://youtu.be/aTSzLmP5Cuk
In Spanish feet fetishists are called pedophiles
>>223027521If I have $10 and you have $0 we have an average of $5 between us, this is completely meaningless to you because you still have $0, filtering statics and breaking them down is something a research paper should do to begin with the fact this one didn't is the actual distortion
Soccer is so boring on GOD why did they bring this shit here?
Careful we got a debate bro hereHe's fact checking your posts and running them through his ultra scientific leddit statistical analysis
bros, my local soccer team is losing and we're playing like complete SHIT
really bored
If we exclude everyone that has gotten multiple teeth cavities, then cavities barely exist at all. Why do dentists lie to us about cavities being a problem??
I accept that you lost and can't interpret data jeety
>>223027543no, pedo = fartso its fartphile
>>223027594Pedes mean feet. Pedo is like a singular footA pedophile is a lover of a single foot
>>223027608Pies not pedes
why are euros such hedonists?
I accept your concession that you lost and can only distort data
>Pedes mean feet. Pedo is like a singular foot
>>223027614It is pedes in Latin Maybe your language should be less retarded. A pie is a food item, a desert >>223027618
>>223027574california cities have soccer clubs/teams and the fans actually get into fights abd shit lol
Don't think it's just a feeling. I'm going to love you I mean it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl7MurmPCOsI DONT WAAAAAAAANNA LET IT ENDI DONT WAAAAAAAANNNNNA SAY GOODBYE
>>223027642You said Spanish not Latin thoughever
I don't like games that give you a time limit to do things
>>223027658Like life?
i have no future and i should kill myself
>>223027658majora's mask is fun but theres way too many fetch quests and 'what the fuck do I do?' meat to the game and not enough actual adventuring
>>223027664Majora's Mask is my FAVORITE Zelda game
Adding this to the thread jukebox queuehttps://youtu.be/lHpG1BNznog?is=sIQMV4weeOCEKLwX
>>223027652Yeah so why did spanish tardify the latin. A pie is objectively a desert itemIt will never be anything else
I have a legitimate business idea that I can never act on or I would be canceled
>>223027664I don't like that one either
>>223027666its no twilight princess
>>223027662I don't remember there being a time limit
>>223027671>I would be canceledSo? If you get rich from it then who cares if some randos bitch online
>>223027684The final boss is unbeatable
>>223027664>>223027666majora's mask is just a game with recycled assets, plus it's non-canon.
>>223027694Bonboclaat!
>>223027702its not non canon, because WW and TP both base their intros off it, and that totally not an idiot aonuma lets you find the mask in Botw
>>223027702>zelda>canon really nigga
Name a single time I have ever died before. You can't because it's never happened once ever to me You're so full of shit
I don't even like Zelda games
>>223027711ALSO the shade in TP is link unable to return home
>>223027702It's the only one where you don't have to save Z*lda
>>223027719filtered
>>223027727>echoes of wisdom>links awakening>the oracles(singular)
>>223027658Think it depends on the game, if the game is built around the timer and working around it is a fun mechanic it's fine, ie I recently dumped a ton of time in to my time at portia and it was very fun and it is built around timed quests but they don't lock you out of anything if you miss them you just earn less money, or the way of the samurai games which all take place over a very specific timeframe and you're supposed to miss things because it has flow chart routes and different outcomes, if it's just fomo bullshit to make you play more or buy something which is mostly only online games I just don't play them at all, one of the things that really disappointed me about the new hitman games is how much limited time content it has (or had they may have made up and re-released the old contracts since but I won't check fuck them for even doing it in the first place) or fortnite which continually reduced the amount of battlepass exp people earn rather than just removing the premium currency from it, etc did not mean for this to be a wall of text but I got on a bit of a rant
I save so much money sleeping in a tent
>>223027711>>223027713>>223027727lol seethe more
My little tard brain has an urge to do literally fucking anything BUT the assignment
>>223027727TotK she saves you
why is there nothing to watch
>>223027720>unable to return homethat's dead link
Whatever happened to that /cum/ discord?
What about Rapedolf Rapeler?
>>223027756yes, from majora, you nitwit. Anyone that isnt kokiri that enters the forest becomes a stalfos or dies
>>223027747For me it's ditch-life. I save on gas money too because the ditch is right next to my workplace
>>223027750I like this idea of a female-only race that isn't pacifistic or sophisticated like the asari nor monolithic and unified like the gerudo or amazons, but instead have all the complexity, injustice, internal struggle and war between themselves of any other society.
Death by snoo snoo
>>223027769>ywn become a lost boyWhy live?
>>223027751uh, I'M the one who pulled the sword out of her head
>>223027752There is youre just a little chud bitching about movies you havent even watched but are so mentally stunted by culture war tou cannot even consider watching them
>>223027787>you will never spend eternity with best girl in the forest
watched this. strongly disagree with it a lotre4 is def the best re gamehttps://youtu.be/wCEz0HHMNkk
>>223027722Those cheeks are full of water
Tired of being an eccentric moidTired of foids inexplicably giggling at me when I pass by Yes yes I know I don't register as human to you keep on laughing I don't mind
>>223027805Best grill is the redhead from Lon Lon Ranch
>>223027803el perro
is there a state where boys who look like this can get a gf
>>223027812Code Veronica is better than 4
>>223027749
Ahhhh yes
>>223027805
>>223027832>cant even remember her nameopinion discarded
>>223027850G&T?
>>223027837Yeah. The state of denial!
>>223027856This shit sucks stop posting it
I'm too scared to watch horror movies so I just read the wiki article for the plot
>>223027856saria wouldnt smoke, she is pure
I hate RE4It's just a constant dopamine hit of walking forward and shooting things in the head repeatedly The only thing that breaks the loop is having to do things with Ashley
>>223027860Yes sir
>>223027837Go to poland
>>223027837Uganda, Kampala state
I would bury my penis so deep inside her the jaws of life could not pull me outI would crush my penis between her tits until it was nothing but a disintegrated stick
>>223027869Even reading the plot of Martyrs spooked the shit out of me.
>>223027891I want to suck on her big tits
Up $123 betting on the WC
I can't get scared by something that's not real.I wish horror movies still frightened me, otherwise there's no fun to watching them
>>223027930Horror movies are for women and jasonkin
>>223027870Ganja comes from the earth tho>>223027867https://youtu.be/uHzcZxlFV3A?is=kIkDZGoeg1WR22ul
>>223027936I don't mind a decently made horror movie it just doesn't really spook me
>>223027954ganja is an instrument of satan
@grok what are the best store bought taquitos
Think I better let it go! Looks like another love tko
>>223027948>>223027948
NEW THREAD >>223027953NEW THREAD >>223027953NEW THREAD >>223027953
>>223027916Getting destroyed in my office betting pool personally
>>223027930well most horror movies have disturbing shit that can seem real if you're immersed in the story
>>223027974FUCK YOU
>>223027986I prefer the tropical bongistan thread
>>223026492I guess I'll kill myself. I'm petty out of options
>>223027846>wind wanker
>>223028007Thanks man
