Comfy Retro USA EditionPrevious >>223022032
I prefer the non porn addict one even if it's not a /cum/ flag....
This is the one.
why ARE third worlders so dedicated to posting mid women in the OP?
haven't heard of golf of america since last year
>>223027998Lack of choice
STOP THE COUNT!!!!
>>223027981I guess I'm not ever really immersed enough to careOh wow now that guy is dying gruesomely oh no and there's like a demon or something
>>223027953I am an American
:/
>>223028034me too pal
i'm in favor of thread splitting
>>223028077Inshallah broözêr
Leaf bros... I'm in shock... it was a gun-free zone, handguns were banned, how is shooting in Toronto this possible???
>>223028129latam culture. please understand
>>223028129>2 dead, 3 injuredwhat's the point?
>>223028129you need to make sure everyone has guns to stop gun violence
Anyway don't be a STRAAAAAAANGER
this is where all the SOVL in America resides
>>223027998lets not pretend western men don't also have low standards
Rip to a real one
I live in the part of New York that has a cloud going back an forth in OPs image
>>223028031Somebody's Jewish grandmother is up in arms about this
Scratch one off the list...
why are people celebrating Lindsay's death?
>>223029811I don't think that is a unique boomer trait. Their is a story about how Henry Fonda beat the shit out of his wife for saying the word nigger. Imagine beating your wife to a bloody pulp for dissing urkelkin.
Nigga name Lindsey
>>223029882whos the guy on the left?
hope I get another phone call at 8 am on my day off when I could be sleeping in
What about a fart free zone
>>223029627Cry about it kikeYour favorite goy puppet is in hell now where he belongsSoon you'll be joining him along with yhe rest of your co ethnics
>>223029909business idea: turn off your phone, or dont leave it in your room
>>223029910Nonexistent wherever I roam
Was Lindsey the closeted fag or the turtle guy?
>>223029919I did that before and forgot to turn the ringer on, so I missed calls later in the day.
>>223029890why wouldn't you
Lindsey Graham. Patriot.
>>223029882Why don't these people ever complain about Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi?
>>223029940if you have an Android, you can set it to automatically be on do not disturb at certain hours of certain days, and then turn that off when you'd be awake.
>>223029944I don't know anything about him
>>223029933The gay one
>>223029945You. An inbred hook nosed kike.Lindsay Graham. A homosexual pedophile jewish lickspittle whos burning in hell
>>223029955he was the biggest RINO warmonger in the nation. the left is mad that republicans are celebrating hah
Lindsay Ellis?
>>223029951NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>223028031I should have fucking stocked up on 45 cent forever stamps, it's fucking OVER...
later im gonna try playing a bunch of streamers at the same time to see if it sounds like a restaurant
any william luther pierce republicans in
RINO stands for "Republican In Name Only." It is a derogatory acronym used in United States politics to label a member of the Republican Party who is perceived as insufficiently conservative, moderate, or disloyal to the party's mainstream.
>>223029949See if you can't figure it out
If you asked me whether my phone is an android or iPhone I genuinely wouldn't have an answer for you. That's how out of the loop I am
>>223028214The gay inbred commie highway killer belt
my thoughts and prayers are with Graham's sons
I've taken shrooms twice and nothing ever happened. The first time I thought I didn't take enough. the 2nd time I took more than my friend who did them with me and he tripped balls but I felt completely normal. I ate a bunch of mushrooms that literally tasted like shit for nothing to happen to me
>>223030010I know what it means
>>223030014What is the official excuse though?
Going insane from lack of pretty girl toes in my mouth
i'm a sensitive mid 20s man
how is graham a rino, someone break this down for us
>>223030024my thoughts and faps are with sanna's milkers
>>223030024If by "sons" you mean the little boys he had chained up in his basement, then they are in high spirts and are resting easy knowing their assholes won't be terrorized by Lindsay's aids infested dick anymore
Off work in four and a half hours but when I go home I have to start cleaning the apartment and moving things out of the front room because the Internet guy has to upgrade my modem to the newest spyware version...
>>223030057are you retarded or just a democrat retard?
>>223030057He was the purest form of a conservative republican there isA blackmailed homosexual pedophile zionist who died of aids
Graham was in Trump's ear a lot, it's too bad it wasn't six months sooner but this is good for the country
>>223030057everything is the democrats fault because it just is, libcuck
>>223030089Yeah that's what all those people in the Midwest who are tired of performative faggot bullshit REALLY are!
My knees and eardrums are fucked I'll probably be deaf and in a wheelchair by the time I'm 30
>>223030102>in trumps earProbably in his rectum as well
If you want to promote the narrative that the party is different now from the neocon days you might try calling him a rino
American politics are so funny to me
>>223030121most of the neocons went to the democrat party actually
The jews number one buttgoy died and iran launched a bunch of missles at the child killing terrorist united sates military bases in the gulfToday was 'aight ngl
>>223027953All made for Whites
BREAKING: DC gay clubs are reportedly flying the pride flags at half mast in mourning of Lindsey Graham
>>223030152Some but not this one
>>223030179truuuuuuu
>>223030157Iran bombed themselves?
>>223030184is that other guy dead yet or not?
BREAKING: oil prices are crashing due to the death of Lindsey Graham and the bottoming out of the lube industry
about 9 years ago 3 Canadian milfs tipped me 20 dollars for jump starting their car at the mall I was a security guard for. I could tell she was looking for something small than a 20, but I still took it
>>223030201The gulf countries (Bahrain, Kuwait, uae, qatar)
>>223030222twenny nuckbucks? like 10 real dollars I bet
Breaking: don't cared
We are Lindsey Graham We carry the AIDS We fight for the Hebrews We die in Ukraine
>>223030238So true Pavel
>>223030152lmao, like who
>>223030227It was real money
>>223030257You don't understand. Rorschach's house was messy, that means everything he believed in was wrong
Rosarch was kind of poor batman
>>223030255damn no wonder she was trying to find a fiver for ya, that cost her a pretty penny!
Two more weeks till peace in the middle east
Iran outlived its biggest opponent in the SenateIt was just a few months ago Lindsey the zionst warmongerer was celebrating bombs being dropped on innocent men, women, and children in Iran. No one will remember the faggot Lindsey graham 1000 years from now but Iran as well as Russia and China will still exist and the homo USA empire will be in the dust bin of history, where it belongs.
>>223030257he lost, and that's all that matters
>>223030257why does this guy think rorschach was supposed to be hated
did you know garden gnomes are real?
>>223030257no one wants you to think hes evil, he wants you to think hes retarded which he is
>>223030348the guy who wrote it said rorschach is a heckin baddy
lindsey graham was a faggot who bent over for a man who publicly insulted him, maybe he'll grow a spine in hell
>>223030336>Russia will still existLMAO
>>223030352I honestly think he's kinda right. Poor fiddler on the roof Jews don't exist anymore
>Lindsey Graham and McConnell dying in the same week
>>223030393they were the burnt offering to receive israel
>>223030246David Frum, Jeffrey Goldberg et al. Journalists, speechwriters, think tankers and the like, not elected officials so much
Why is every gay politician a bottom?
>>223030352ok their obsession with digging tunnels suddenly makes a LOT more sense.
If he got anthraxed it's gonna be litty
>>223030407>Goldberg
I'm antisemitic
This is genuinely the most evil phenotype you will ever encounter
>>223030436The guy who wrote out a huge steaming shit of an article about Saddam's WMDs to get us into Iraq!
>>223030493true but its my dream to eat out an e-girls butthole
Republicans are way more neocon, they haven't really changed
>>223030507she's not an egirl, just a fatty with a phone
>>223030507but they poop from there!
I never watched futurama is zoidberg's race supposed to be the jewish aliens?
>>223030527she has the e girl makeup which is like 90% of what makes them e girls
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783842736839603.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783842736839603.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783842736839603.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783842736839603.mp4
>>223030534yesit's pretty clear in one of the episodes were zoidBERG meets his long lost comedian uncle.
>>223028214idaho can save the nation
What I think is ironic is that if Venezuela hadn't been a success then we may not have done Iran; but the failure in Iran may be turning Venezuela into a failure, if Little Marco can't keep pushing Delcy.
time for bed so I can go to work tomorrow(today)
Currently spooning my pillow
>>223030546retarded fake scripted shit
malding and seething and the such rn
You shouldn't really worry about making women feel safe. She'll feel safe if she's attracted to you and she will be as insecure as ever if she isn't. You're actually better off just scaring the hoes into liking you than trying to soothe them. What are you a snake charmer?
America is a lot better off with someone like Graham
>>223030623without*
>>223030623You forgot to add "dead" to end of that sentence, anon
nothing has changed
*thank you for letting me be myself starts playing**A midget pimp starts doing a pimp walk*>Bitch yo ass betta not be short
>>223030688two more weeks
>>223030563Venezuela is under direct jewish/american occupation nowLike west bank tierVery sad and depressing
When did you start browsing 4chan (formerly known as 4channel)?
>>223030623
Gay furry sey
>>223030706I don't think we're seeing eye to eye on that one. I agree that without further FDI and political change it will not have been worth the bloodshed to have removed Maduro
South Carolina is filled with retarded hics so I don't expect them to replace Graham with anyone better
>>223030623>>223030637>>223030639>>223030706>>223030716/pol/ is that way ->>
>>223030760>non-/cum/ flag trying to dictate what we talk aboutGo back to your own general
>>223030781you already posted this one. get with the times gramps
kys fk
>>223030791Sorry
>>223030797nigga you gay
>>223030623who?
>>223030797why don't you post feet anymore, FOOTkraut? have you lost your horny streak
>>223030792You should never say something like that, not even jokingly>>223030814The cracker
Wish I was married but then I prob wouldn't get to hang out with you fags
>>223030819Times have changed!
>>223030821i wasn't joking
I would unironically put a bullet into someone's head if they tried to hurt my kitty-cat
>>223030837You should never say something like that
>>223030833idk there's that one canadian guy who got married and he's still here. maybe if he has kids or something idk
>>223030838based
>>223030833I'm married
>>223030891who's the lucky guy?
>>223030880I mean Deutscheanon is in a common law domestic relationship so that's effectively the same thing. I guess it is possible.
>>223030907You :)
>>223030834and to think just a few years ago you were off in asia fucking the baddies
>>223030908fk is a know liar
>>>/mu/130894126>>>/mu/130894126>>>/mu/130894126>>>/mu/130894126
>>223030819>picThey always talk about understanding the working class but they don't get it, they never get it
>>223030933nobody cares about your opinion, redditjeet
https://youtu.be/1SbUt1-N-TU?is=CfaWZko_hoPCur2g
>>223030838I petted a random neighbor's tabby cat today. It was a really calm cat and it treated me calmly but without the indifference of a stray.
>>223030922Yup now I’m stuck with a 5 week old and a WHITE gf
Thinking about burning my house down
>>223031095Normies are so much more powerful than all of us
Close my eyesFeel me nowI don't know how you could not love me now
All my life I've never collected images as I've browsed teh interwebz, but now I have nothing to text a hypothetical gf
>>223031186here text her this one
latina sex
>>223031182leftypol after rorke says bellingham should go back to africa
>>223031209estoooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FL7SWLMTM4
2am drinking coffee lessgoo
>>223031209no thanks, i don't want a disease.
Go out for a mere 5mins and all the bugs try to penetrate you. Today we are all white women.
ALL my niggas reppin Peppa the Pig
Lifehack: if you put sugar on your popcorn, it turns into kettlecorn without the 7$ markup. Big Popcorn doesn't want you to know this.
How many gamers have to die with backlogs until we decide to stop AI for good...
>>223031739Was telling my buddy the other day that you don't HAVE to get popcorn & pop at the movie theatre and he was like nooooooooooooooo you gotta. Cause he was bitching about how going out to see a movie is like $80 for two people even though a single ticket is only like $15 and I was telling him well just don't buy the food duh. But he wouldn't listen.
>>223031800my dad was an accountant and never liked spending money on frivolities like that. musta rubbed off, I can't imagine spending $80 on a movie. even as a teenager when the popcorn was still "cheap" I wouldn't get it.
She gives me big 00s alt girl energy, like Avril LavigneShes just a cute bratty raccoon, how can you hate her?
>>223031945>I can't imagine spending $80 on a movieNeither can I. Last movie I saw in the theatre was Deadpool & Wolverine (saw it w/ that same buddy, he's my best friend). Funny story. We went all way to the movie theatre right. We paid for the regular standard definition theatre, we sit down, we're watching the trailers. While watching the trailers something weird happened -- a couple times the screen would just go abruptly dark and then after a couple mins would start up again. After this happened the third time the manager came out and told us the projector wasn't working and that the screening was cancelled and that we had the option of getting our money back or waiting for a later screening. So me and my bud talked it over briefly right. I went outside to the lobby, told the manager we wanted to see the film still but kindly asked her if she would upgrade us to the VIP theatre (which has an IMAX screen, has nicer/bigger seats, serves food & alcohol and is adults-only) and she said yes. So she printed off our new tickets and we went and grabbed an 8 pack of beers and sat in a nearby park for the next 2.5 hours just chilling. Then we went back to the theatre and watched Deadpool & Wolverine, which SUCKED hahahaha. At least we got upgraded to the sofa reclining chairs and I was able to order & drink a beer while watching the film, lol.
WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>223032703haven't gone to sleep yet buddyI'm drinking a watermelon kolsch and listening to video agehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61mMj9Gvug
Umarucchi eating pizza
>>223033080you're going to jail for this
>>223032872>haven't gone to sleep yet buddyLol I haven't either, albeit my sleep schedule has been flipped the last few days.
>>223033115No
I got a brown magic woman
HAPPY 4:20
McGregor got raped within 5 seconds of the fight startedA perfect analogy for modern europe
https://youtu.be/A4zU7cGFVwg?si=_FnmqEANn88AEnB3&t=1608unfortunately I have children so I have to come see what I can do for the black guy from a safe distance (two feet away from the police officer)
Lately my cat has found his new favorite hobby which is jumping over me getting as close as possible to my head/face. He will randomly sprint and jumpscare me ny pouncing just inches away from my face. He also occasionally likes to attack my feet if they are hanging out exposed.
>>223033891My cat is sleeping on her new favourite pillow lol.
What are we up to today boys?
Time for church
>>223034289Either the news cycle itself is a psyop or we're all gonna be dead or enslaved by 2030. Really not looking good boys.
>>223034410So you'll be pondering that today? Real interesting*Turns around to talk to someone else*
you did not just quad post on me you little faggot
>>223034410>>223034465fuck off gay dicklet bot nigga
>>223028031That's a third of the price of a first-class stamp here
>You will never have sex with a Mexican woman. The best in my area is probably Cuban women. Is that close enough?
>>223034697I did this when I was 14
>high of 20C & low of 13C todaySummer where are you?
>>223034697Why does no one ever say "I want to have sex with a Canadian woman." or "I want to have sex with an American woman." It is always "I want to have sex with a Mexican woman."
>>223034844I want to have sex with Canadian womenSend me all the Brampton belles
>>223033871>obese white woman with buck teeth from the midwestgenuinely the only demographic dumber than the black guy in that video
had a nightmare :(i had a vivid dream where i remembered high school
had a dream i was lost running around some suburban neighborhood in my underwear
>>223035303AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NO TOO SCARY
I need a new catalytic converter so I can pass emissions Scrapped out the old one after I put my header on like a retard because I figured the car would be totalled by now ):
All you need in life is oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary, garlic, and parsley.
hello. time for church
Vomited last night
>fat black man robs a bank>gets caught>police ask him to put his hands behind his back>"AWWW COME AWN MAN"
missed out on all the stupid teenage stuff
>>223035389Might need a new one. My fuel economy might be a little inefficient. Or something else could be wrong, like oxygen sensor stuff or maybe I overfilled once
my senator died :(
>>223035708Please be McConnell
>>223033871>fat white woman comes to say that the cops are ganging up on and abusing the one black guy>cut to the cops getting ready to call an ambulance for the black guy having a blister on his footwhoever edited this is fucking amazing
Can Ilhan Omar be the next one it happens to?
>>223035759Sorry only republic senators spontaneously die with no investigation
watched porn for 4 hours last night
>>223033871If there was a TV show just following this retarded nigga around every day of his life I would watch every fucking episode. Holy fuck this nigga is comedic gold
Been having dreams lately of nuclear war.
>>223035391No I need dill and tarragon as well
Anyway don't be a STRANGER
>>223035835You eat at one of those Singh Hortons you'll drop a nuclear torrent down the toilet
Averaging 8 hours and 30 minutes of screen time per day
>>223035673If you don't have a code for it it is probably fineWhen was your air filter and spark plugs last changed? And is your vehicle direct injection? In which case it could be some carbon build up, some engines are more prone to this than others
>>223030396The old model zogbots have served their purpose and are now being recalled to Israel for decommission
This is your daily reminder that:>Greenland should be made an unincorporated territory of the United States>Baja California should become the 51st state>The Bahamas should be part of Florida
>>223035726learn to READ buddy. that right there is all-american closeted homosexual Lindsey Graham.
Think jane goodall ever fucked the chimps?
>>223036023no but I bet she fondled their testicles on occasion
>>223035944we have enough poor, illiterate, economically destitute regions (such as the deep south) that my tax dollars have to subsidize since they have been unprofitable for 50 years. i don't want 3 more of them.
>>223035891I didn't get a CEL but I think something showed up on an OBD
>>223036038Free your mind and embrace manifest destiny, for the glory of America
>>223035944We actually took Baja California during the Mexican American war but give it back to Mexico cuz we didn't want it
sunday FUNdayand there's a real lack of FUN in this thread
Virginia and Massachusetts obviously have the richest histories and most plentiful heritage, but which state comes third?
>>223036064I confess myself disappointed.
I'm eating a burrito I found in the trash
>>223036052If you don't have a light then what you saw was probably either a stored code or a code from a transmission or body module Do you have access to a scanner to check the code?The other things I mentioned wouldn't throw a code generally unless it is getting bad enough to cause misfires or a lean code
>>223036098Yeah it was to the point where we defeated them so badly that we actually captured Mexico City
>>223036065Why not amuse yourself by reading about Texan history?
>>223036117now THAT's what i call WHIMSY volume 23
>>223036131I have one of those little devices that connect to the car and send stuff to the phone via Bluetooth. Should I get it checked out at AutoZone?
>>223036143Why read about it when I actually went?
>>223036152Lmao
>>223036143I was playing Squad one time and I designated a fallback point "The Alamo" and one of my British squadmates asked what that was and the rest of us (American) just gave him a rundown and why it meant "last stand" in American English.
>>223036154If the app you have can read codes from all the modules that should be fine. I generally use one of those tooIf the code is P it is engine or trans related B is for bcm and U for ecu/module communications
>>223036166Oh shit
>>223036166Collins is getting up there in age. His older brother has already passed, he might not be long for this world.For me, it's Invisible Touch.
soccer is such an infuriating sport to watchthis is how the GOAT of soccer acts. its just fucking pathetic
CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO PHOEBE BRIDGERS
California made plastic shopping bags illegal now I have nothing to line my wastepaper cans with at homeFucking newscum
>>223036311Where is switzerland is that swarthy Amdouni guy from? Probably Basel judging by the last name
>>223036202a dozen englishmen died at the alamoplease remember their sacrifice
>>223036334i don't like pho, thoughever. tastes like bad soup.
>>223036513Anyway don't be a stranger
Had a creepy dream about a crack head crawling through a window into our house and killing some random girl that was staying with us
Can't stand thirdy food, its literally just 90% spices covering up a bad taste.
>>223036540Me putting Cholula sauce on my mother's terrible cooking
>>223036575Cholula is nice though
HAHA I JUST HEARD THE LINDSAY GRAHAM NEWS
>>223036610He's in heaven now with Charlie Kirk and Ronald Regan
>>223036299Isn't he in pretty rough shape? Even for being in his mid 70s
>>223036618we carry the flame
true
>>223036618*white man's heaven
>>223036677decent ragebait
>>223036677yankeedom, the left coast, midlands, and tidewater are the true America. everywhere else is gay and larping
pain
Frogposters don't go to heaven
rip bozo
>>223036751>>223036610So what kind of "brief and sudden illness" was it? He seemed fine yesterday.
>>223036751At least he's being truthful while other zog controlled politicians lie and say they are for America
Mocking someone's death is morbid
my gf has a big pair of fuckin mumbo jumbos
>>223036772probably AIDs>>223036778LMAO
>>223036778This. It's dark as fuck, shows a real lack of class
>>223036778actions have consequences. if he didn't want to get dunked on, he shouldn't have been such a fuckhead.
rip my nigga
Lindsey Graham's Parents died at 50 and 68. Must have some shit genetics
You guys know those guitars that are, like, DOUBLE guitars?
a public servant, elected to office, should be viewed as subhuman. their status is IN THE NAME, they take a vow not to have agency, but to be a conduit for the interests of their constituents, not a foreign power or anyone else. anything OTHER THAN that is treasonous.
>>223036852Yeah and they named their male son Lindsay
What blump said was really disrespectful
>>223036862Heck yeah broI like the danelectro with a bass and guitar
>>223036958
>>223036962That's not how this shit works AT ALL, little bro. You're mad early, shan't be pistigg
>>223036981silly billy aint even know about bump limits
Not now kitten, daddy's postin'.
>wake up in the middle of the night feeling extremely nauseous>go to the toilet and vomit like 5 times consecutively>feel fine again, brush my teeth and go back to bedwhat the fuck was my problem?
>>223037541liver disease my good friend, you are dying.
>>223037641don't get my hopes up
We observe the fucking decenciesPost till 310
>>223037777quads of troof xd
>>223037777Quads of Trvth
NEW>>223037845
>>223037852are you fucking retarded
>>223027953Hm
