world in motion edition
>momstein bought a bunch of stuff using her credit card + I sent 80% of her monthly salary to me using her credit card because I'm starting a new job after 6 years being NEET>I'm not sure that I'll last at least a week
got a bad spot on my forehead :/
>>223047307not really brown is she
>>223047326mental how broccoli cut memes are 10 years old at this point
They call you third worldist for opposing the west when the west is in reality kebab pizza, and women getting stabbed with syringes and raped in a bush at Fête de la musique.
>>223047347>kebab pizzaSounds lush
WELL I’VE BEEN TO HASTINGS AND I’VE BEEN TO BRIGHTONI’VE BEEN TO EASTBOURNE TOOSO WHAT?, SO WHAT?
Turkey is a businessman's dream, managed to haggle £10 off two football shirts and a hoodie, the Turk wanted £80 and i got him down to £70
>>223047347rorke after 1 drink at the office christmas party
>>223047392scream you actual fucking mong you've just paid £70 for some temu rubbish he bought for £10
>>223047392cost price of 1.25
>>223047417scrream
business idea: pet dragonflies that will kill any insect pests in your home
the new order song is so much better than wonderwall. why do they even use it, it's such a dirge
>>223047415sex
>Oppenheimer is on BBC2 right nowthe fuckthat shit JUST came out
>>223047415just did a cum
>>223047462mate...it's been 3 years...
>>223047462that space movie from literally me has been on amazon prime for like 2 weeks
>>223047499
>>223047499need her to rape me
>>223047499yes daddy
>>223047519look at this DOOD
>>223047347>the west is all this shit we import from the third world
>>223047293Why does the north of England (Manchester, Liverpool, Sheffield, Leeds, York) look like the poorest and most depressing slums somewhere in Yugoslavia or Bulgaria?
>>223047499>>223047507The duality of man (female)
>>223047519Isn't he that one guy? I forgot what his name is
>>223047417>>223047430Bore off, you've never haggled in your life because you're too autistic to
Bloody woke
I don't really want to be racist (gf will be mad at me) but it's so hot I need the windows open, and having to hear the neighbours loud conversations, it's really hard to remind myself that I live in Ireland, and not India.
niko bellic's had a few pints and thinks he's hard
>>223047499obvious ai
>>223047532yeah so why are those things in the West?
>>223047507Trannies like that are ten a penny in an Istanbul brothel
Genuinely fucking despise Christopher Nolan. Not even a chud seething at odyssey thing either. Absolute untalented shitter who normgroids love because they’re fucking retards
>>223047486
>>223047545nigga you got scammed by mehmet :skull:
>>223047537It was built on resource extraction, then those resources were no longer needed so the government abandoned the places and people there to poverty and destitution. And except for Manchester (which got bombed by the IRA so the govt. had to invest in rebuilding) they never recovered and the people became accustomed to deprivation and forgot the feeling of community and stopped feeling shame in their pathetic existence
>>223047583baneposting is literally premised upon the fact that the plane scene makes zero fucking sense
>>223047537we decided to concentrate literally all money and wealth around londondon't know why we did thatwas it the romans? the normans? the industrial revolution?someone decided it should be this way a long time ago and nobody has the energy to change it
>>223047537tower blocks look the same everywhere
>>223047417screammmm
>>223047581Ten a penn-TEN A PENNY!?I could get a thousand for a quid?!£1,000 gets me an army of a million trannies?Fucking hell lads, this is concerning.
>2.36pmJesus Christ he can't have another 10-20-30 years of this.
ugly tranny is it
just got home from toil, off to bedx
>>223047622Corrr! Wish we had some of them here xGet some of them chinky or Singaporean architects on them over here pronto!
>>223047624fucking roar poo screaming
The two times I've tried to haggle the person told me to fuck off and the price was the price. One I paid as I needed the product, the other I walked away
>>223047581Tvrkey has brothels?
>>223047633If I went to sleep then I'd be up at 7pm full of beans
>>223047608When did I say it wasn’t?
Important reading:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_to_the_Troops_at_Tilbury
Flights from Newquay (NQY) to Istanbul (IST or SAW) are strictly connecting, with one or more layovers. One-way fares start from roughly £127 and return trips start around £274. The total travel time typically ranges from 12 to 15 hours depending on your layover duration
>>223047579rampant third worldism after ww2
Why is he in a care home? Is he wearing nappies?
>>223047602>>223047612My friend told me to avoid Luton (where one of london airports is) at any cost. Is it the most dangerous town in England?
>>223047665I was adding to your post in a spirit of agreement lad x
>>223047677ok so the west is third worldist
looking at tim makes me sadmad how your brain can just stop working for no reason
>>223047647
>>223047583I also don't like Tarantino, never enjoyed any film of his I watched. The Hateful Eight (2015) was the best one of his I've seen and it was only due to the comfy setting not the dogshit story>>223047624poo willy wank shout
>>223047692are you being retarded on purpose or
>>223047684Not especially, just a shithole. It's were Andrew Tate is from
Don't think mainlanders realise what an absolute set of spastics live in Northern Ireland
yer ma is third worldist ahaaa
>>223047721Both Britain and the Republic trying their level best to ignore these retards and they just don't get it
>>223047677oh yeah all those times america committed genocide, staged coups and installed right-wing dicatators in countries in the third world to protect capitalism/imperialism. that rampant third worldism
Which do you reckon you could throw further, a naan bread or a baguette?
got the chatter guys on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DItXM_Dg0Hg
>>223047721genuinely thought this was a pic of some south east asian temple for a split second
>>223047768>The javelin achieves significantly greater distances than the discus. Due to its aerodynamic, spear-like design, the javelin flies much farther and holds the longest current world records in track and field throwing events.Baguette I suppose
We at /brit/ are praying for a full recovery for the one and only Declan Rice!
can't stop watching funny haaland tiktokshe's a giant toddler
*cruises the cut*
>>223047710No, are you?
>>223047783bro is scientific
>>223047797Born in Leeds, it can't be helped
I would be very, very interested in the statistics on the amount of israelis who get trans surgery or Jews in general I’d be very, very interested in the statistics on the amount of abortions carried about in Israel and amongst Jews in generalI’d be very, very interested in the statistics on the amount of suicide and mental illness in Israel and amongst Jews in general
he watchin' watchin' xx
>>223047805You can't be posting this on a Sunday
>>223047805GODS i was strong then
>>223047770they starting off and treating themselves to some steak sliders and they loved them x
>>223047805this genuinely made me involuntarily say nofucking tragic
>>223047749>to protect capitalismthird worldism and capitalism are immensely intertwined lol
>>223047704I liked reservoir dogs and the hateful 8 but yeah also a very overrated filmmaker
fungus
>>223047805:(
>>223047805Why is bro wearing a hijab?
@joan osbourne*what if god WERE one of usor is god holy enough that he's exempt from the subjunctive mood?
>>223047805it not fucking right
>>223047770chatter guy 1s main is noodles and prawns x
>>223047770benders i presume?
>>223047838Bowden speaks of this.
nearly died going kaoiken x4 trying to finish that poo
>>223047859now that is lush and i mean lush
cant sleep nowtoo riled up
>>223047805What happened to Tim? When did he go into a care home and why?
the USA is functionally third worldist
>>223047770chatter guy 2 is having chicken and broccoli x>>223047860yes
birdberg
>>223047830>>223047859>>223047893will be pooey knobs all round after that muck
>>223047633Wonder if he'll be on a nocturnal cycle by winter
>>223047901Spacker.
>>223047770wooooooooooow what a bargain
special interest
Doesn’t Tim live in a care facility? Why do they let him drink during the day? Especially as I think his family have money and put him in one of those posh private ones not the ones ran by carefree African women
just stubbed my toe again, fucking third worldists!
>>223047879calm down mate:)
give the care bames footballers wages
>>223047901could do without that stupid hat on
>>223047838what do you think third worldism is and why do think what you think
Dear /brit/tiesThere is a massive cohort of Millennial women who are unmarried and childless in the US, please come here and fuck our women. They really like your accents.
>>223047918it's a nicer onegay couples yamming
>>223047909scr
>>223047928could do with a nice hat
>>223047938oh my days
>>223047939>indian
>>223047928little fag horse
>>223047813Rorke on chatgpt
>>223047959Please just take them I swear to god they will destroy us all
how do you reach the point where the preferred place to put your willy is a hairy pooey arsehole between two flat man cheeks?
i am feeling ' ummy '
>>223047939Oregon awaits me
Kerry beat Dublin in the football semi final today haha unlucky you jackeen pricks hahaha
>>223047994diahrea maybe
>>223047991is what it is
>>223047994what's wrong umkitten x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXub-BR4GWE
was once in georgia visiting family and this middle ages southern woman didn't believe me when I said her accent was lovely after she said she loved my voice when she overheard me at a restaurant
yes i'm black nigga
being exposed to digital technology from an early age has ruined my life
blud has family in medieval tbilisi
I seethe at literally everything
Tucked up
>open window>humidity drops 10%it's not right
>>223048037choosing to believe you mean the country not the state as it makes for a far more interesting story
>>223047994im feeling kinda ummyim feeling kinda gladthe dreams in which we're chummyim stacy and ur chad:3
>>223047938when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil
Stunning.
it's a /brit/ world we just live in it
>>223047939How can I move to the Pacific Northwest?
>>223048071name back on diego
>>223048091Stunning.
>>223048085very good post
Fan blowing at me, farted, blew the fart right into my faceGreat, well done
MR PORTILLO LOOK OUT THERE'S A TRAIN COMING!
>>223047608The plane scene is great though.
got a lovely breeze through the windowberg cominbed with fanstein swirling around my bedroomIt lush x
>>223048103All of the women there are exclusively BBC only, timmy.
>>223048118she is
shout shoutlet the um outthese are umbunnies i can't do withoutum on
>>223048037Wow what's it like there? Mad how the most famous Georgian is Joseph Stalin
>try the same thing over and over again>seethe>try something new>seethe
aff tae bed
>>223048132Much izzat Mr portobello sir please come India we have good train
>>223048137those vegan guys posted anything? x
>>223047608CIA comin'
>>223048137They do tend to like British programming there yes
remember when germany were good at football
>>223048148stop that
CANT FUCKING SLEEP NOW
>>223048148
>>223048165they used to be more cohesive. wonder what happened.
>>223048159I wouldn’t know. How’s East Ridings this time of year?
>>223048145the only good one too
/brit/ is a Multipolar world-supporting, Eurasianist-sympathising, anti-capitalist, anti-zionist, anti-USA, anti-NATO, third positionist, anti-LGBT, antisemitic, anti-immigration chud general, and some folk will have to get used to that.
errr
do not try to control a seethe, that's impossible, instead only try to realise the truththere is no seethethen you'll see that it is not the seethe that is controlled, only yourself
>>223048182stop doing that
>>223048157>Mr portobellovery good
>>223048185too bloody warm! x
sad
odds i drink the last of this beerevens i tip it
>>223047608watched that film not too long ago and that scene is still fucking hilarious
God paged me
feeling exactly the right amount of warm
>>223048213
crazy build
>>223047608how so
>>223048219trust me, if i was god you'd all know, trust me.... trust. me.
>>223048234very pleasing image this
>>223048234the lads
I can do a really good bane, insanely good
>>223047622wow affordable housing. how horrifying
>>223048256
>>223048236dr robotnik
>>223048256thats nothing, how about a good bame?
>>223048236Mrs Dr Robotnik
>>223048234all the races of the world
>>223048256i have been complimented on my bane
>>223048256i can do a really good rorke
at least 15% of the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere at the moment has to be from my burping and farting over the last couple of days
bameposting
What is the female version of a rorke
>>223048277left to right. white black asian abo and mexican
>>223048256vocaroo it then
What does the Rorke say
>>223045286Why did he do it at night
https://www.tiktok.com/@ijusbetrolling2/video/7590448366622887182how is ai so good?
He say you prane crasher
>>223048262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD2BSgDHrAcWeebs are cringe. I'm /chinkcore/.
>>223048310ocd self harm ritual
I can feel my brain changing
>>223047937the definition easily found on google>why do think what you thinkthe best possible outcome for capitalism is always to dilute its dissidents into itselfsame reason post ww2 it has tried to stifle nationalism in favour of globalism
https://voca.ro/14qypS53Wmpu
Baneposting never dies
whyd he kill ann?
>>223048304no
Having a panic attack.
>>223048335in what sense
>>223048346pussy
>>223048340fucking scream
>>223048348Same. Just before bed too lol. Oh well, fuck it.
>deploys in the thread
the plane scene makes perfect sense and is cool
>>223048319OF COURSE
>>223048345looks like rorke
breathe in for 4hold for 2breathe out for 6
>>223048340
i imagine heathermong is kind of like timmy but his daily routine is making the same posts every day. not sure about his end game though. perhaps he thinks he's saving the world from evil gays?
>>223048340scrijgkdldi
I am no longer the same as I was
>>223048001>>223048103Ok so.. why are brits after the Portland arthoes? Granted they looked like this 16 years ago, but now they are like super commie antifa types.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-7VUFTHWR8
>>223048340mr beanmr bane
>>223048400sc
>>223048370screamingwomanlets are ridiculous creatures
>>223048389Rural Oregon foid
>>223048389they just need sex
>>223048337so third worldism is a socialist movement that arose in the developing world after ww2 to oppose imperialism. it has nothing to do with western countries immigration policies
>>223048421what does it link to?
>>223048441gay porn
>>223048340faeces>>223048400yelling
>>223048450not funny
>>223048441that jew lawyer who's representing 4chan's xitter page
>>223048421
>>223048400ive literally just shit myself laughing
>>223048433the USA is more third worldist than Maoist China wasWashington DC is majority blaq
made jerk chicken for dindins, was scrum diddly umptious
>>223048470:)
any fridge boy in need a new fucking fridge but am no a fridge expert need some fridge expertise Do I splash out? Is energy rating relevant given it's on 24/7? Any specific brands to look out for?
being attacked by my own central nervous system
...................... I drive....................
>>223048480>need a new fucking fridge but am no a fridge expertdunno about that ive seen your missus lol
funny gay porn
>>223048482deep breaths in slow breaths out
>>223048480yeah get one of the good onesbut not the unreasonably expensive ones
>>223048495
>>223048480go to currys and ask a fridge expert
>ages 0-5goo goo ga ga, extremely based>6-8was a happy little chadlet in school even if a bit awkward at times>9-11discovered runescape and was having a blast, but my autism was beginning to reveal itself>11-15full on proper autistic retard spaz, was getting bullied a bit but my entertaining class clown status balanced it out>16-18started becoming self-aware of how grim and shit my life was, severely depressed and insecure, hadn't had female interaction for YEARS>18-20still a depressed weird loser, very low social status, looksmaxxing and thinking about how I will lose the virginity one day>20-22huge breakthroughs in all aspects of my life, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, was a shagger chadlite, in this moment I am euphoric>23-26met gfberg, finished uni, was a NEET for a year, wasn't shagging birds nor making money nor consistent with gym, alcoholic druggie, mentally slumped back to being a depressed teenager, dark ages of my twenties>27-28 (now)the dark clouds have cleared and slowly turning things around
>>223048490
>>223048490>>223048526
Be Del Boy with your family, Dave Lister with your friends and Alan Titchmarsh with a lady.
they should host the world cup in india
I think of /brit/ as the 21st century digital equivalent of a 1920s German Beer Hall
yeah will not be reading a word of that thanks
>>223048523didnt ask for your life story
>>223048523decent little life this
didn't watch peep show
>>223048547i'm hitler
>ages 0-5goo goo ga ga, extremely based>ages 35-36 (now)goo goo ga ga, extremely based
>>223048547I don't
>>223048571
One thing I've learned from this world cup?I'm a shagaholic. I want to shag the entire world.
Tips on not being killed by leftists:>be athiest>praise trannies>pretend races are equal>pretend to oppose the state when you actually support them>don't say anything bad about israel but also support palestineMore to come
I'm going to bed now night night brit :)
>>223048480>need a new fucking fridge but am no a fridge expertjust ask AI for advice
got the Frasier on
>>223048589saved :)
having small wrists and ankles is a marker for being a genetic deadendsmall wrists = small forearms = look terrible in a t-shirt = generally look runtishsmall ankles = small calves = look terrible in shorts = generally look runtish
>>223048578change that to 50-55 and that's tim
>>223048601perfect post
thought he was going to post his thoughts on whether he fancies girls within that age bracket
>>223048576o/
>>223048601>capital fIMPOSTER ALERT!!
>>223048597good night sleep tight x
>>223048594>don't say anything bad about israeluntrue this
>>223048601QUITE STYLISH been watching it myself
>>223048601kelsey grammer raped a child right before filming started on frasier
>>223048601wossed wawad an wambled weggsweyr wawin awain
>>223048547vgp
>>223048624I started the gimmick in 2024https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/197214144/#197216493
>>223048631this is a niles poster
>>223048627<3
>>223047294>>223047294>>223047294use when ready
>>223048633you are scum
>>223048639why did you capitalise frasier and why didn't you add "don't i" at the end?
hi
>>223048663fuck off
>>223048663fuck on
>>223048433yes i'm aware, that's the google definitionwestern capitalistic immigration policies dilute it as they do nationalism
>>223047768Naan bread by far
>>223048533wtf is this
>>223048722bane
>>223047552
>>223048732I'm going to shove you up my arse, and like it.
>>223048769):<