Previous >>223046019
Visit England
>>223049783Too many indians. I'm not fond of the smell of poo
The finer things in life big boobs (massive), beer, etc
>>223049793Hey, so your reply is pretty shit. It's not funny, its not interesting, and basically nobody cares. Would you mind deleting it? This would solve problems for everyone For me: my post will be under the right personFor you: you will no longer be a victim of rapeFor everyone else: they will not have to see your post
>>223049793bladdy bhenchod
>>223049819How about this one? >>223049816
Thoughts on Wordsworth, literature fans? Are his words worth something to (You)?
I like holding in my shits for multiple days so they get really big and start to rub against my prostate when I sit down. Feels good man.
>>223049816>beerDo you like stout?
>>223049762>generic boring woman image>Mexican flag
gock
I want to try this
>>223049859Mexico is our neighbor. Love thy neighbor.
>>223049693Thanks anon>>223049735Here's one more I actually took more than 1600 pictures on this trip lol, I send most of them to my mom
drinking wine
>>223049880trade you one for an irn bru
>>223049884damn nigga where is that
My dog is naked
>>223049893me toowe should get wine drunk and make out and touch tips
>>223049902Prizren, Kosovo
hey there georgie girl
>>223049756Can’t find the version of this pic that doesn’t have the flags added
reckon I should get a series x before (((they))) raise the price?
>>223049894Irn Bru is pretty grimVimto is pretty goodOne of my favourite drinks was Lilt (pineapple and grapefruit) but it was discontinued. They've revived it as a variation of Fanta, supposedly, but it's not the sameDandelion and burdock is a more stereotypically British drink. I like it, but it's somewhat medicinal in its flavour profile and that seems to put people off. If you're not used to it, you may not warm to it (much like non-North Americans trying root beer)
Its so hot man Its 36 degrees in here
MY DOG IS NAKED
>>223049948is she a whore?
i rate this 7/10
>>223050034ell perro stretchy
>>223049915wypipo be buyin they dogs clothes
Can't pooI don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard I try
>>223049956Different leaf, but I didn’t mind dandelion and burdock when I tried it. The idea of what tastes medicinal varies a lot by country. In North America, one of the main flavourings for medicine is mint, so things like lamb with mint sauce seem strange to us. Whereas I’ve heard the root beer flavour is used in certain medicines in Europe.
>>223050076In rear end it doesn’t even matter.
>>223050031That’s crazy.
>look at couple in public>realize the woman received a semen facialgrim
>decide to wash floors>floors are now stickyHumiliation ritual
I'm not scared of death, just of dyingso many horrible ways to go, I hope it's in my sleep
>>223050131I saw something recently that said people aren’t afraid of death per se, but of dying as they currently are; as though their life were a movie, and they’re still in the middle of their character arc. It’s humiliating to die while the world still only knows you as some NPC cuck working a job.
>>223050126hot
i would contently ingest a suicide cocktail
Who the fuck are you?
WAR.WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
your reply? >>223050245
Bros there are just to many dishes to clean. I don't think I have it me to clean all of those dishes.It's so fucking ogre it's unreal.
>>223049932I like that song
>>223050275People don't seem to have much to say 'bout your country. Threads about the US get way more replies.
>>223050310Throw them out
>>223050310stop being such a little baby it's about habit you know
>>223050310get a dishwasher?
My goal is to become head of Canada's war machine
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>223050451that position just opened up in the US so you might want to get it before his body gets cold
>>223050126how do you know
>>223050310one day I'm gonna buy two dishwashers and only have enough dishes to fit in the washer, so I can just leave dishes in the dishwashers and skip the step of having to put them away
>>223050488have fun setting up the plumbing to support 2 dishwashers.
>>223050488phwoooaar
>>223050512ummm ah dinnae ken how fings work aff in canadistan but..
>>223050512*blocks you're path*
>>223050488>his doesn't have a dry cycle>he doesn't leave it open for a few hours to dryget a bigger/better dishwasher you fucking peasant
>>223050488They gonna stink
>>223050583apparently you can buy dishwashers wiv two separate washing compartments now. plumbs in the same as a wingle dishwasher
>>223050593ah dinnae ken wha diss post hairfta do wiv the udder post in terms of relevance
>>223050593My washer automatically pushes the door open and holds it ajar after the dry cycle
>>223050592Oh no no no 2-way valve sisters we got too cocky
>>223050663how can a dishwasher be a jar you fucking fool
>>223050512i know how to stick plastic tubes together whether my landlord likes it or not
i miss whats her name
>>223050677i had a one-way once
>>223050709only once?
>>223050708Terrible gimmick
I brought a full beer in my thermos but it's all gone now, so I either have to go home to get more or fill it up at the bar Life stinks, things should be infinite
>>223050733so what? if you start something you might as well stick with it for years and years and years
Just learned women have a hole between their legs designed to receive male seedCan you believe that? I used to think they had dicks just like us until i saw it with my own eyes
Petite women are actually better for facesitting than curvy women, despite it appearing to be otherwise
>>223050764They have a seed hole but they also have really tiny pps just above thatWomen are friggin gross
>>223050776what's the appeal of face-sitting?
On a scale from 1-10 how pathetic is killing yourself over a woman?
>>223050808Soft buttcheeks and bagina on my face
>>223050815Depends on the woman it can be anywhere from 3 to 7 on the pathetic scale
>>223050815Please don't
>>223050815like a 20 my guy
>>223050709You mean a check valve? Nobody calls it a one-way valve.
we used to be a country or something
>>223050854canada was never a country but that's a good example of what you one day might hope to achieve
>>223050737woahhhyou just made me realize summatyoure not allowed to bring beers into the stands when at the footy stadiumbut they sell baileys to put in hot drink so you can bring booze out coz hot drink allowed in standspropa cheeky dat wun
Momberg says it's time get serious about finding a job and perfecting my resume
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>223050815if you were married for 20 years with children, suicide might be your only option. killing yourself over a crush is over the top
>>223050851auteur-nibba he talkin' bout the bationberg
>>223050862tbf charleston looks kinda beautiful
>>223050872I imagine that due to it's proximity to california and texas that it could one day become a landlocked florida if it already isn't
>>223050815living on this gay earth is a good enough reason to me
>>223050912Yet you're still breaving
>>223050919im too depressed to kms
>>223050912youre garn die anyway so whats the rushenjoy it while it lasts innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxlRQiYbRfg
I'm going to dump $50k into VT tomorrow. The line refuses to go down to justify buying certificates and bonds.
>>223051002Are you rich
>be me>drink alcihol>hope it lowers my inhibitions>turn into a depressed runt insteadoh come on
>>223050862>55K people left NY>Population of 20 millionoh no, how will they recover?
>>223051002what's VT
>>223051071Vermont
>>223051075oh i thought it was virginia tech
my lil chastity belt doesnt stop me from cumming >w<
where's that anon who loves leaf twinks? >>223051088
>>223051097everyone should love leaf twinks! :3
>>223051115but he has a particular affinity
high and watching some absolute fucking slop anime to relax on this fine weekend
marketing niggas be like what if we made the most annoying grating advertisement of all time and ran it 3 million times an hour on spotify for the 2000 people worldwide who don’t pay for premium or use a cracked apk
>>223051132
>>223051151>or use a cracked apkwell, what's stopping you?
>>223051156i’m an itoddler
>>223051154rent free
>>223051156he prefers to be the one gettin cracked
I haven't watched an animaymay in years but I sorta feel like rewatching the entire Monogatari series, starting with Bakemonogatari.Also Shinsekai Yori, I remember it being bretty good.
>>223051177bodied that iphag freak
i work very harder and very not smarter
>>223051132name of this slop?
this is why I like Indian posters. They like to joke about their stereotypes.>>223051107
>>223051151just pirate your music
>>223051213t. John Smith from the microsoft support
>>223051203The World's Strongest Rearguard, isekai slop with stats and class mechanics and his milf career woman virginal milf boss from the previous world also got isekai'd and wants him and he has a slave girl
>>223051230mp3s are too big
Walmart is the most depressing store you can walk into, a truly abysmal atmosphere
>>223051257How small is the storage on your phone?
>>223051230most spotify users would never download whole albums or even enough songs to make a playlist most spotify users just put on pregenerated playlists and don't care what songs are actually on it
>>223051269you're not supposed to shop at the ones that smell like weed
>eat a good sized dinner>cant drink beer fast enough to catch a decent buzzits over
>>223051265well at least it's not a twitter post
>>223051269I have beef with my local walmart, I do not let those fucks check my receipt I just walk past them, they don't really stop you they just kind of raise there voice then throw their hands up in the air, I don't want to stop and listen to the 50 year old faggot who does it's commentary of everything I bought either!
>>223051301fat
>>223051285grim if true>>223051301gotta upgrade to the hard stuff
>>223051281download speed is too slow for my third world internet. i will simply buy a used chinese poordroid for pennies and use it for music
>>223051310Legal grey area, they don't have the right to check stuff you already own, but they have the right to not let you back in the store.
>>223051309yeah it's a 4chan post on 4chan congratulations
>>223050709I had a three-way
>>223051319do you live in the boonies?
>>223051310nibba you sound like a bad egg
>>223051322Yeah but they never will I have done it for years, prior to covid I would only shop after 2am because the security guard just let you pass, during they day they're very anal about it but they're also not willing to actually stop you because that would be a big hassle, it just bothers me that they still do it there's always a fucking line at the door because they're so slow and have to make comments about shit
>>223051347yes
>>223051269Canada wal-marts aren't like the American ones.
Life is literally designed so you can achieve the most success from problems you create and not following the rules.
>>223051349let me rummage through your grocery bags and make sure you didn't take anything extra faggot, let me make sure to hold everyone up because I need to individually count everything in your basket, no I don't care if they just kind of glance at other locations I need to finger fuck all your food one last time before it leaves the store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223051356don't believe you
>>223051377I've literally never had anyone from any of the walmarts I've gone to do this to meeven when I've been stopped for a receipt check the most they do is quickly glance through my cart
>>223051377>>223051399why do they receipt check in walmart?breddy alien concept
>>223051353That's why I don't like bookstores they make comments about the books you're buying
I think there must be a god because scientists can't explain how we got the blank void that originated everything that led to the big bang
>>223051407corrr hes me
Don't even think about tryna fuck with me dawg, I'm tellin you
why did supergirl flop?
>>223051426Ironically the people who say "science will know someday" are committing God of the gaps fallacy
>>223051353literally just flash the receipt and keep walking instead of being an socialized weirdo who has to feel good about snubbing underpaid wagecucks
>>223051433You must be incredibly strong
there’s a hole there’s a hole there’s a hole in the bottom of the sea
I once accidentally stole $20 worth of batteries
>>223051436what's supergirl
>>223051436She's not good looking enough to be supergirl, supergirl is supposed to be a dime
>>223051426Yakub created it
>>223051456
>>223051473Lol
>>22305081510
>1oz of legal weed from dispensary>$150 unless good sale>1oz of legal thca hemp from the internet>$60
>>223051473looks gay wouldn't watch
>>223051449dont fink soyou can argue inductively that science has a track record of not only coming up wiv good explanations but also replacing dem wiv better explanations that account for even more dats
>>223051071Venereal Tisease
>>223051460that can't be the only reason it flopped, right?
Anglos learned to be orderly and polite because we figured out that if everyone did that, it made for a very nice society. But if everyone doesn't do that, the ones who do just get screwed. So whites are going to unlearn orderly politeness.
Ate an entire carmel chocolate bar
>>223051460would still shag her arse
find it interesting that you can identify election tourists just by their typing style
>>223051495>t. fat slut
>>223051488Bad marketing too probably, but how can you market a mid supergirl, she should be a bombshell
>>223051479my dispensary has multiple $120 ounces. but it's the kind of shit that was considered really good 10 years ago.
>>223051495was it a caramelloI fucking love caramello bars
>>223051501no you can't
>>223051518Yes >>223051505I'm a virgin
>>223051269>>223051364Incredible things happening at Canadian Walmart
>>223051514who would be the best supergirl?
>>223051485I don't think you could use science to describe states of existence before natural law came to beAnd science does state as of now that the natural universe had a beginning
>>223051516the dispensaries in my state have decent quality but it's just so expensive in comparison to thca or just driving to michigan where you get 5x the weed for half the pricethe thca site I just bought from has an oz of preground for $30volcanoberg will be quite happy
>>223051533you are a slut for cock
>>223051535was the case ever solved?
>>223051554Is this real?
absolutely mental that ratpedo got so brainfucked on his research chemicals that he's now typing like an actual retard, been a while since I unfiltered the UK
>>223051556I'm straight as an arrow
>>223051544I don't know, some hot blonde actress take you pick
>>223051570>research chemicalsExplain
>>223051570is he still here?
>>223051570I don't think that's even him is it Seems a lot more coherent
>>223051562No. Authorities are also keeping their cards close to their chest with respect to their findings. They’re rather insistent that there’s no evidence of foul play, and that there were no safety issues with the oven, so it seems like they’re implicitly blaming the girl for doing something retarded (unspecified) that resulted in her own death.
>>223051573leonardo would know best kek
>>223051594People can change a lot when they get on/off prescribed medications and/or recreational drugs
>>223049762I been having a hard time having hope
can u figga it out nigga
>>223051544Hunter Schafer
>>223051590he's been killing his brain cells with various research chemicals for yearsit's why he goes on benders randomly and does stuff like posting his dick or the rv he lives in in his parents' driveway>>223051592>>223051594think criticallyhow many other brits post inane rambling garbage specifically in the /cum/ general 24/7 long-term
>>223051641>how many other brits post inane rambling garbage specifically in the /cum/ general 24/7 long-termI dunno about /cum/ but /Brit/ has a handful of schizo brits that could easily leak over here
>>223051641i filtered him like 3 months after he started spamming
/cum/ IQ test:
>>223051676prevaricate
>>223051690u cheated
>>223051662simply doesn't happen, stray posts sure but not with longevitythat's a ratpedo thing because unfortunately /cum/posters aren't discerning and give him attention while /brit/ learned to ignore him, thus he posts here
>>223051676prostitute
>>223051699Only insofar as I was reminded of that word yesterday
no work for 2 days, time to hit the bottle
Remember that duke nukem game where he's the last man on earth so he has to repopulate the earth my himself
Bro they made a video about you!https://youtube.com/shorts/LrFBtsH5D0U
>>223051720if I were the last man on earth, I'd impregnate every blonde girl I found (I am also blonde like mr duke) and then at some point in the future, geneticists would be like "wow, blonde people used to be a minority on earth how strange of a world that must have been"
>>223051641umm im well known poster on many generals incl. /fit/ where i run 70 - 80 miles per week on averagei dont have timeto do drugslittle manso get tae fuck
>>223051716was someone prevaricating in your general vicinity
Dogberg has awoken from his nap
>>223051749leotardo
>>223051759dykebar dykebar dykebar
>>223051768leotardo is a braziltard and not blonde
>>223051766post dogberg
Peep thisYou take a frying pan you throw in pancetta no oil. After the panchetta is done frying up you take it out and throw in chicken meatballs till they're cooked. after that you go to a stew pot throw in navy beans along with the meatballs and pancetta with the oil then you just let them cook up. Add rosemary garlic and salt.
My foreman is constantly angry I am never positive about myself and I don't talk to anyone because I know they are mean also he found I was autistic because I could tell the difference between Commuter railLight rail Light metro Metro Street car
>>223051783Shant
>>223051717What're you, a baby drinking from the bottle?
bros wtf, nobody ever told me they had a burnout game on PS1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyQuUuyzkmc
>>223051809if you don't post dogberg, I'm going to slap you
>>223051763It was used in a TV show. Embarrassing to admit to watching TV; someone I know insisted…
nibba finks diss goodfellas (film not pizza place)
Jump scare
>>223051811>he doesnt enjoy drinking from a cold 40
>>223051814Slap this
Think I just heard someone rip ass
>>223051826Don't want to be fat, I prefer hard liquor
>>223051841
>>223051841look at him go
>>223051825
How about tard liquor
/cum/niggas be like"the high life™? sorry, thats too scary for me"
>>223051859Tard liquor? I hardly know her
respect for the real gamers
>>223051866But miller high life is muh beer along with old style
>>223051859we call that natty light here
>>223051801My foreskin is constantly angry
>>223051857
>>223051859Tequila?
Where my white boys at
>>223051859vodka?
The world would be a much better place if everyone was exactly like me.
baffles the mind that people just take stuff off of twitter at face valuecritical thinking is at an all time low
>>223051920gay?
>>223051929noon the spectrum
>Pantheism is the philosophical and theological belief that God and the universe are identical. >Panentheism is the belief that the divine interpenetrates the universe, meaning the world is contained within God, but God is simultaneously greater than the universe.
>>223051983reddit?
90% of gen z men are simps
100% of mexicans itt are sexless
>>223051859turd licker
considering developing ai psychosis for fun
>>223052056It's not fun
Hitler Road, Hitler Cemetery and Hitler Park are located in Circleville, Ohio. They're named after a dentist named Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler.
>>223052074You're not fun
currently gooning
>>223051353how many times do I have to tell you faggots to stop going to walmarts that smell like weed
>>223052104it's not a park it's a pondt. have driven through circleville
Uwaahhh!!! My dick is having its period!!!
>>223052146Jason…
It’s time for us to start having sex!!!
>>223052157It's SaMANtha!
>>223052157wrong but I am only a few hours away from his city kek
triscuits and cheese triscuits and cheeseim a little lad who loves triscuits and cheese
How about Adolf Higgler?
>>223052157jason cannot drive
I’m vibrating in the sausage factory.
>>223052195*cums on your face*
>>223049762Why have a Filipino in the OP?
Evens I take a late night hot bath Odds I suffer
When will they make sachet alcohol available in America?
>>223052199Oh yeah! What a big load!!*slurp slurup schlurp*
>>223052214Hell yeah!
>>223052225*turns you over**inserts cock in butt**fucks you hard*
Drank too much and fell asleep early just to wake up at almost 11 award
>>223052214>>223052229shortsteinberg
>>223052230gay sex
Milk my tits like I’m retarded. Turn me out freaky fishstyle. We live inside a dream.
modern society literally worships women and see the average man as satan
>>223052281tbf that's mostly men's fault.
>>223052281Fk said he worships women
>>223052239Yes
whom /ultra/ ugly, retarded, and bottom of the barrel trash?
Your mom said I howl and holler like a bitch.
We need to reopen the asylums
I simply believe the first thing I hear and any other non science opinion after that is literally hitler
Starting my summer body 2027 diet tomorrow
original plan: completely pay off my mortgage next week and take the following week off worknew plan: completely pay off my mortgage some time in September and take that week off work. but still take a week off this month too.
>>223052322it's too late you should start bulking for winter
Maybedolf Mittler got busted down broad-style out on broad street last night.
>>223052305I’ll have to get a ball gag for next time I fuck you
I'm a little teapot
fried eggs and toast fried eggs and toastI'm a little lad who loves fried eggs and toast
>>223052328this month is already halfway overthe original plan sounds betterget out of debt as quickly as possibleyou don't know what can happen by the time september rolls around
fried ham fried hamcheese and bolognaand after the macaroniwe'll have onionsand picklesand more fried hamFRIED HAM FRIED HAM FRIED HAM
>>223052337.......
>>223052345gockpot
can't wait for a foreign flag who never posted to make a new thread
>>223052356The original plan would require me to cash out my mutual fund (which was set up by a relative very long ago). There's a good amount of money in it, but the idea was for it to be untouched until just before I turn 60.I make pretty good money from my job, so it'll only take a couple of months to scrape together the rest of the money needed to pay the mortgage off.
new>>223052391>>223052391>>223052391
>>223052380yeah that's definitely smarter
