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filo anime
>>223052391dogberg dogcel dogjeet
Just replaced my tits with beer
>>223052395please do not post pornographic material in the general
>>223052410dogstein dogsteinberg
>>223052395>>>/ic/
ANYWAY DON'T BE A STRANGER >>223052401Based prev poster
>please do not post pornographic material in the general
>>223052395that woman hates us for not being chad
When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set
dumb yoshiposter
you have to remember that women make their breasts look bigger in their social media posts
>>223052431
I like to watch the old scooby doo cartoons when Im drunk and try to guess the villain before they unmask him at the end of the episode
>>223052451that's why you should date a girl with tiny titties. she's the real deal
>>223052415dogmaxxing
>>223052451thanks, I'll keep that in mind
>>223052453OUT IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF EL PASO, I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN INDIAN GIRL
>>223052451do you make your man boobs look bigger as well?
Thanks Burger King for making me spend my last 15 dollars before payday
>>223052465*dallas
>>223052471what'd you get for that $15, like a burger and some fries?
Got the word “smokestack” tattooed across my dick
>>223052476
>>223052479yes a whopper meal
dust storms at sunset are kino
i don't know
>>223052491dallas has the largest indian population
>>223052505dot or feather?
>>223052505and half of them play for the cowboys
>>223052509obviously dot
waiting for whataburger to get an LTO that isn't some gay chicken thing
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
Is the Olivia Rodrigo album good?
pov: ur in asia
How about instead of big mommy milkers you’ve got a whore with big tits that make vodka if you suck on them
>>223052532
>>223052533and then you get vodka dick and can't fuck her. GREAT PLAN, EINSTEIN
>>223052501thanks, I really learned a lot from this video
Just found out they’re sending me to hell LOL
>>223052548start praying nigga
>>223052532even dogs can't resist asian girls
>>223052532is that a bar or something like why are there rapists in there
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783913110059676.mp4
Kill all tranime posters
>>223052548
>>223052526Yes
>>223052571Is that a good film?
>>223052548gypsy curse?
Did Diddy give Justin Bieber aids?
>>223052547you're welcome, I'm here to educate the /cum/bums
Admit it, you would've went to the Diddy party
>>223052605Would you suck off Diddy for success? Be truthful
>>223052611if noone found out, yes
>>223052545I’ve only once ever gotten so drunk that I struggled to maintain a full erection (still fucked and came)
>>223052586Not realistic tbqh it feels like that John Quiñones show. If a girl was that obsessed with me I would just let it happen
>>223052611No but I heard he wants your ass not just a blowjob
>>223052590diddy do it? diddy did it. diddy did do it.diddy definitely diddled
>>223052429I hate her because I can see her bra
>>223052611depends on how successful
just demolished 2 slices of gouda cheese
So many down low gay niggas on this thread ready to suck dick for a little bit of clout
>>223052658seeing a skinny girls bra: hotseeing a fat girls: not
>>223052656ME FOOKIN LEG
>>223052669being poor sucks and sucking dick doesn't seem so bad
just pounded a tall glass of water
drinking milk
>sucking dick doesn't seem so bad
Must suck having to buy bras. $50 a piece just for an extra pair of clothing that nobody sees.
>>223052685watercel>>223052688milkchad
Ate too many cherries now I gotta poop
>>223052688WHAT A LIFE
>>223052692>that nobody seesok boomer
>>223052692>that nobody seesskill issue
???????
fuck my chungus no gf life
>>223052701>>223052705even if you're having sex, it's like 30 seconds a guy sees it.
>>223052700>working
and lawyers, just to avoid grudgesI wanna see your support bra not support you
>>223052712>it's like 30 seconds a guy sees it.the same can be said of your penis
>>223052716tung tung sahur lookin ahh
if you think about it, Ted Bundy wasn't an evil man
>>223052720penis doesn't cost me anything
When did y'all mfs start calling buffalo ''''''bisons'''''They are bisons but no in the US calls it that
>>223052733I do because thats what the parks service calls them
>>223052700The left already forgot about her and that other guy
>>223052670A skinny girl's exposed bra is like seeing the support structure of a beautiful bridge, a fat girl's bra is like witnessing the inner workings of a sausage factory
DOG. BERG.DOGBERG!BARK BARK
>>223052731How about Ted Bunda and he has a big Brazilian butt
just learned about couch cuck lol
>>223052670>>223052753/cum/'s wisest minds coming together
I’m being sent to a gulag, actually.
can't believe wingsofredemption actually left the internet
whomst else /drinking/ tonight?
>>223052688>>223052697This combination killed President Zachary Taylor
>>223052782Drank the last of my alcohol on friday, pray for me...
watching porn but not gooning, just enjoying the show
Anyway don't be a stranger
>>223052794>not having an emergency belt at all times
>>223052782Was sober for 3 months then broke my streak. Horrible muck.
>>223052786>The analysis concluded Taylor had contracted "cholera morbus, or acute gastroenteritis"It's morbin time!
Lowber ahh. Motherfucking asshole cunt benchod.
>>223052806stop posting this
Made way too much food
Saria smoking a joint
>>223052708new clown world feature, the post office marks things as delivered as soon as it hits the nearest sorting center to the deliveree. causes boomer customers on eBay to ask for refunds on something that's actually still on the way.
Umarucchi eating a pizza
I had a few drinks but I have work in the morning. I’m still not sure I’m cut out for this shit. I don’t want to be a stressed-out guy. I want to be a relaxed inner peace guy. Work is really fucking everything up.
>>223052782I had precisely uno beero
>>223052848love this gremlin
>>223052823Shan't. Listen to Phoebe Bridgers
I only watch porn for the comments
>>223052857What's your fixation with this video, glowie?
I always laugh when I see a thread I made on the front page of 4chan
AND THE BEER I HAD FOR BREAKFAST WASN'T BADSO I HAD ONE MORE FOR DESSERT
>>223052864The guys are hot what about it
>>223052864It's funny. Why didn't he punch him? Why didn't he flinch? So much is happening
>>223052863I only watch porn for the naked women
Uh, So she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 percent Buttafuoco fiber.
I don't think drinking sparkling water is the same as drinking regular water. my kidney hurts
why do black people hate buttigeg
>>223052885I once asked if it was okay to drink sparkling water at the gym on here and someone told me it might hurt your spleen and I have no idea what he meant by this
>>223052885You're gonna end up like Lindsey Graham
Imagine a murder of crows followed you everywhere you went
>>223052888Blacks only like gays if they are on the DL
>>223052890wat?>>223052888niggas don't like fags
>>223052888they don't tolerate homosexuality, also nobody wants to be governed by someone with Butt in their name, he was an asshole for becoming a politician because he also knows that no one wants that.
They made my poop sick! They injected my ass with poop!
>>223052899
if I was 1% less dissociated as a kid I probably would've became a school shooter
>>223052925Most school shooters in recent years seem not to have been actively enrolled at the school they shot up, not like the Columbine days. There's still a chance...
>>223052885the only reason to drink sparkling water is when you're in some shithole like europe where the default is to serve tap water when you ask for water for some reason
Bob Dole lived to be 98
ah so
can we all admit that buttigeg and romney are both the most competent politicians on the left and the right thoughclearly the highest iq guys
>>223052932School shootings aren't going to happen anymore. People are more aware of how stupid they are and see how quickly the shooter is forgotten while they rot in prison forever.
Clint Eastwood is 96
>>223052911>niggas don't like fagsEazy E? Kanye? Tupac? Prince?
>>223052903aren't we all
>>223052943I don't think that's even true for either of them
>>223052932At that point I'd just shoot myself instead
>>223052947>School shootings aren't going to happen anymore.Uhh nigga? We had one just this year and troons continue to love doing this
What would you think of someone who has a poster or a pic of idubbz ina green sui with the quote "I'm gayyy -iddubz"
>>223052939
>>223052934I like the cheap flavored stuff
So I went to the prison camps, yeah. I went down there in the dog days of summer. And my bitch was in heat. And wouldn’t ya know it, she blasted out a little tadpole 9 months later. Now I work for the gas company and I learned how to smoke weed.
>>223052951All closeted except Prince who was just zesty not gay
>>223052986nigga he wore a blouse
I wish beef was cheaper
I got raped retarded by a midget
>>223052968yes but they are getting less and less. I can't even remember the last one before that. I guess when that other troon shot up a religious school?
>>223052992why would shorty do such a thing?
Not a fan of these e-bike kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT2ys2QvJOYPOV: Youre visiting your mother and saw me leaving
>>223052939>>223052975Crazy how Hannah-Barbera single-handedly killed the quality in American animation innit
>>223052983a lotta people say you can't smoke dope and get drunk when you have kids but that's not true, you can. but you still need to get up in the morning, that's being responsible.
>>223052989It's called being a metrosexual
>>223053006This except it's Rebecca Sugar
>>223053006>killed the quality in American animationsomebody never watched clutch cargo
>>223053004kek at the asian dude rapping
>>223052399rich men prefer mosquito bites I've heard
>It's called being a metrosexual
>>223052399aerodynamic form
I should move to a province with more welfare
>>223053016The Ruff and Reddy Show predates that and was already doing the limited animation jew trickery
Do you have a question or no?
>>223053036you should move to the usa
>>223053046alright unc, aint nobody here thats even heard of ruff and reddy
>>223052943Buttigieg seems like he’s faking being gay for political manoeuvring reasons. There’s a really funny video from the day of his gay “marriage” where his “husband” kisses him on the mouth in front of the media, and Buttigieg looks absolutely disgusted
>>223053036all of them pay about the same
>>223053053I do but I don't think it'll matter or I'll get banned
>>223053057Have you heard of all the Scooby Doo clones they made? First time I heard of "The New Shmoo" I thought it was a meme, no way something so lazy could exist
>>223053060gays don't kiss on the mouth because they know where their mouths have been.
When's the last time you had lobster?
>>223053055That seems like a tall order
>>223053079never because im allergic
>>223053083damn not even lobster ravioli?
>>223053067I hope you get diarrhea
niggas be like"this shellfish too spicy"
>>223052399It's a Greek thing like Michelangelo's David have a small dink
I found a youtuber who sounds like leafy and makes similar styled videos
Dude datura lmao
>>223053102i watched leafy in middle schoolnow looking back he was a cringelord and most of his videos were cringe
>>223053129No they were't you fucking redditor, pussy ass motherfucker
>youtube in middle schoolJesus Christ that's the craziest thing i've ever heard.
>he wasnt watching naruto vs sasuke AMV's in middle schoolISHYGDDT
>>223052395FERTILITY
Why do white women age like shit bros?
who here YTP middle schooler unc
I used to watch pewdiepie in 144p on 3g
>>223053155YOU WILL DIE
We’re not allowed to know about words. I just want to dream. I want transcendent abstraction to reveal pure experience.
>>223053155gee, it sure is boring around here
>>223053155i didn't find out what YTP was until my little brother started using the internet 10 years ago. it was non-existent in 2000-2008.
>>223053151I'd date a white woman, not to pwn the chuds but to piss off the brown foids that didn't give me a crumb of vegen
>>223053156LMAO same
>>223053164>it was nonexistant [before youtube was created]wow, what a thought
You gotta fast car, is it fast enough that we can fly away?
>>223052391https://youtu.be/RbtPXFlZlHg?si=OWYsWqF1-GYP-wnfanyone remember the swag era?
time to start saving for a new cari hope to buy a brand new one instead of used, but we'll see
>>223053178this song is a bop and one of my favorite post 10's era songs ever
>>223053174it's weird that they think such a zoomerific thing has anything to do with millennials.
>>223053183What kind?
>>223053183Recently bought a Corolla such cases
>>223053164>>223053174
>go on any board>its just the same threads and discussions over and over and over and over and over again for 20 yearsi'm growing weary bros
>>223053183my gf bought a newer honda civic and that thing is smooth as butter
>>223053198youtube wasn't a thing until 2005
>>223053201I blame Obama
>>223053203slick as faggot shit
/cum/ likes nipponese cars
>>223053201I used to be a /ck/ regular, but at some point I’d seen everything that board had to offer. Every time someone posted a new thread, it was something I’d seen multiple times before, and every possible topic felt like it’d been discussed to death. At least I can be proud of contributing to the rise of the term “goyslop”
>>223053102Dailydoseofinternet?
/ck/ is the worst board besides /tv/ it's just goyslop rankings like capeshit worship
>>223053198don't remember that or anything called Sheezy Art. I do remember that Zelda cartoon going slightly viral because Link has funny lines that you wouldn't expect him to say.
i miss filthy frank
one of the great ironys is how unfashionable the faggots on /fa/ arenaturally they all just look like autistic retards trying to dress cool
whats with millenials and beards
>>223053250WELL EXCUUUUSE MEEE PRINCESS
OH BOY, I CANT WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS
youtube now has much less censorship than it had some years ago
>>223053259It hides a weak chin. I would keep one but it turns grey
>>223053258Fashion beyond material quality is silly imo. The best investment is fitness and grooming
farting violently
>>223053242mandrakecalvin or some shit
>>223053272Tucker used his CIA connections
>>223053285can u decsribe your smells please
>>223052395Dear lord...
>>223053297Good morning beautiful
>>223053307Good morning, monday morning :)
>>223053155PINGAS
I never liked YTP or Team 4 star
goodnight
late night meal
>>223053307I want to touch her exposed chest
>>223053355That’s some OG güey type shitKeep on rocking in a free world my hermaniño loco
Please listen to this song and tell me if you were able to decipher the lyricshttps://youtu.be/hz8CWouTIoo
Learning about Dingus, West Virginiahttps://youtu.be/bsxnSBI0Uu4
Jefferstein are you still here?
>>223053379She has an accent, but I don’t find it hard to understand
>>223053411I simply can’t understand the stuff she says before “ice cream melting on my blue jeans”Anyway it’s a fucking BANGER!!
>>223053410Yeah why
>>223053354Good night bud
>>223053433Have these black spots on my end table. Do you think it's mold?
Who here albino blacksheep
Whenever I eat anything with jalapeños Im shiting all day the next day
I stand out like bird shit on a black shoe
>>223053566Same except it's cashews. Maybe I have an allergy
I genuinely hate dealing with the publicI work in a pharmacy. today I dealt with a guy buying suboxone sublingual (meds used for people coming off of opioid addiction). his insurance charges absurd prices so we instead use discount card to make it cheaper for him. for a 14 day supply he was charged $43.xx and he was ok with it. he then got a 30 day supply (14 vs 30 films) and his cost shot up to $83.xxhe spent a full 10 minutes trying to argue why he had to pay twice the amount that he got a 2 weeks before. i even downloaded the coupon app in front of him that he was using and showed him exactly the quantity that he was being charged while 3 people waited behind him and it still was beyond him. he said he would "do more research" and get back to usim both terrified of growing old and terrified that these people are allowed to drive
>>223053575does it pay well? I hate my job but the pay keeps me there. It's 911 and it's a little less than $70k per year.
>>223053586yea it does pay well. i am salaried for 32 hours a week and it comes out to $73/hr i work more than im salaried for to make my job easier but it still comes out as a good job. working anything retail carries the risk of dealing with shitty people and I guess im more exposed to the worst of the worst since I sell drugs
>>223053617doing anything public facing is hell. I'm sure in b2b you still deal with a lot of retards but probably not to the same extreme. Like most 911 callers are absolute scum of the earth strung out bums and I have to decipher what the fuck they want and be a cog in a system that wastes millions of taxpayer dollars on them. but it's paying my bills and buying my beer so I do it.
>>223053575bro they got me doing nothing but fills 4-5 days a week, Im going out of my mind from boredom. I hated register duty at first but now I'd do anything to stop fucking counting all day
>>223053251why? his form of comedy is very cringe and died out like a month ago. honestly he seems to be the most successful example of someone pivoting their career it seems like joji got out of the random humor persona right before it died out and now he has a successful music career
>>223053649i had a stroke making this post. his comedy died out a decade ago not a month ago
I feel sorry for my motherShe’s trapped with my senilemaxxing father who is turning into the nasty type of angry dementia
I’m getting sick and tired of clandestinimmigrants in Canada, begging and harassing people in the street for money and food at night. I got followed down the street for my fucking sandwich. I saw multiple of them staring at me from different corners, so I didn’t know if I was going to get jumped, so I just gave him my sandwich like a coward because it wasn’t worth being beat up over. He splitted my sandwich in two, kept one piece and gave the other one to one of the guys staring at me.
Joji is very cringeMore cringe than his filthy frank persona probably
dr. grant just died
>>223053705RIP whoever the fuck that is!!
>>223053691You either die a filthy frank or live to see yourself become an idubbz
>>223053705I just watched In the Mouth of Madness
>>223053355Probably the best CN show
I am Fares I am full Belgian/Dutch R1b.
>>223053379This song low key a banger
>>223052562
>>223052548Going back to the psych ward again?
>>223053756a weapon to surpass metal gear...
>>223052871>>>/lgbt/
>>223053705Sam Neill?
>>223053669disgusting behavior
>>223053115Datura isnt really a hallucinogen, it's causes psychosis a symptom of which is hallucinations.
why do old celebrities keep dying?
how could things get worse than this
1. Courage the Cowardly Dog2. Ed, Edd n Eddy3. Samurai Jack4. Dexter's Laboratory6. Codename: Kids Next Door
>>223053808Angry Beavers
>>223053817That's Nickelodeon, but good show
>>223053756LMAO
corrpoophwoar
Another friggin epic night of gooning bros!
Imagine serb poster with big tits and a huge penis
>>223053808Kids next door is underrated. Good list bro.I liked Billy and Mandy also
when leftypol meets reality https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783917888731573.webm
>>223053705Any updates on Dr. Frank?
>>223054016butthole status?
/cum/ just completely dies around midnight nowadays, whats up with that?
>>223053950This is not funny
>>223054123normies out getting tail while I'm home drinking by myself and playing spoderman
>>223054123people go to sleep
Jurassic Park guy died
>>223054220before RNH? smfh
>>223054240newman?
>>223054289No
>>223054528
