undeserved nerf editionbring back quick play >>223031629
Morning bbgirls I have to go back to thessaloniki for 2 days which is fine cause i want to go vinyl shopping.
Also its kind of cold rn cause it rained so nobody wants to go the beach but i might take a dip
Good morning, sisters.
Bonġu.
Incel morning /med/.
>>223053478Incel morning to you too sir
frog bros, our response?
>>223054193
I did the thing where you go outside and you put one foot in-front of the other, putting me in motion, until I arrived at a certain place and then I did the same thing in the opposite direction until I found myself home.
>I was single for quite a well myself. If I have any advice? It's to get out and socialize. Meet people and get to know people. From my experience, you find your girlfriend when you least expect it. If you're always looking for a girlfriend, you'll never find one.Normalfags are really something.>>223054606Based.
>>223052961spy tears make my pyro dick hard
>>223054983Normies advice you like you're one of them.
Hello medsters I so wish for autumn.>>223053381>>223054606Beautiful pic and based for the spontaneity, Maltabro
>>223055273It wasn't spontaneous. I was going to write it yesterday but got lazy.
>>223052961spy only exists to get raped by the other classessorry not sorry
Had some time alone so spent 2 hours gooning instead of gymcelmaxxing. Gymcels stay seething goonchads stay winning.>>223054983>Normalfags are really something.They really are fr.>>223053478Fakecel morning, sir.Finished season 2 of Dorohedoro yesterday. Last minute was such an edging scene fr, making us now wait for the next season of it.
Thoroughly cleaned the shower drain (on bossman's dime).And learned a french word. It seems I used incorrectly another word.
>>223055439Dorohedoro is great innit? Next season we can watch it at the same time fr.When this guy suffered an accident at the middle of the season I was so shocked, that part was so peak.
>>223055439Also poor thing, so close to being a sexhaver and then pluf.
>>223055663based, I also did it on bossmans dime last time.What's the word? I gotta get cultured too, getting into crosswords
>>223055798I usually call it siphon, but it's bonde apparently. Siphon is a part under the bonde.So I cleaned both but the part who collect hair and shit is the bonde it seems.
(water was hardly getting through fr fr, despite a quick clean not so long ago)if it still clogs, then it's le bad
>>223054193yeah ok fuck you Spainthey rape a cow and you're all like "erm akshually sweetie they're Portuguese" Rajoy has a grandpa moment calls out the French team on being a bunch of colonial negroids and then suddenly they stop being Portuguese and you're all like "TELL IT LIKE IT IS! VIVA ESPAÑA!"
>>223056509>yeah ok fuck you SpainThis but unironically
>>223056509baiting me or genuinely retarded and with the reading comprehension of a rock?
>>223054983>yeah bro, just be yourself (a 2 meter tall norwegian elite athlete and millionaire), worked for me.
Love and harmony will prevail.
>forgot about some meeting>no notification cuz the vpn disconnected itselfthe demiurge did this
>>223055798Crosswords are nice.
>>223056881Already messing up, Brune-kun? They can probably fire you for free for a few months, you should be careful.
>>223056908A few months? He lives in FranceIf he works for 6 hours his employment is guaranteed forever
>>223056963It's not, they can pay a year salary so he leaves, plus he gets unemployment.
>>223056908Indeed.>>223056963Slander.
Listening to Artic Monkeys and Placebo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkBRVukQmEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YR_Mft7yIM
Well fuck my life lads.Was helping dadberg when momberg called she was feeling like shit and even hearing her voice I could hear she was feeling really bad, so we rushed to pick her up and took her to her general practicioner. I was waiting a bit too much for her so I was starting to worry. Apparently she might have caught some virus so she's staying home this week. I wonder if I caught it desu. My big boi immune system will btfo this anyway, but mayhaps I should not go lift as I don't want to infect others in case I am a passive carrier. I'll just stay home and aid her with whatever she needs ig.
>>223055669>Dorohedoro is great innit?Yeah.Honestly I kinda feel like the humour in s1 and s2 felt different imho, like as if written by some other guy. Both were goated tho, and while they are different I really can't tell which one was better as in their own ways they mog each other so to say.>Also poor thing, so close to being a sexhaverNah mane listen mane. She be part of the cross-eyes. yjk she ain't a virgin.
>>223056977This seems like a win.
>>223056977Wow, they really do suffer in France...
>>223057287>but mayhaps I should not go lift as I don't want to infect others in case I am a passive carrier.Me? I'd go to the gym and sneeze in front of other people.>>223057332>Honestly I kinda feel like the humour in s1 and s2 felt different imhoProbably just the 5 years between seasons and probably contrasts less in the manga.>Nah mane listen mane. She be part of the cross-eyes. yjk she ain't a virgin.Natsuki is pure and only in love with the boss.Now that you are up to speed, En's family or the Cross Eyes?I know who my goat is.
>>223057466I could have surrendered to the wills of the cagie.But we don't do that in France.
>>223057497>Natsuki is pure and only in love with the boss.Honestly yeah was going to post another one quick and say that forget what I said as Natsuki has that innocent energy that sexhaver girls don't have. Was outside making a phone call so I couldn't post before you o algo.>Me? I'd go to the gym and sneeze in front of other people.Yeah that's because you are a commie scum. No such thing as my virus, it's our virus fr fr.>Now that you are up to speed, En's family or the Cross Eyes?I kinda feel sorry for the Cross Eyes not having magic and being considered subhumans cuz of that n shiet. I like En's family but with En himself I'm only alright ig. So I don't like him that much but also won't say I dislike him, gotta admit his shroom autism is goated tho. Other members of the family or peak tho.I think I like En's family more. My most liked characters are Caiman and Nikaido fr then again that's not something out of the ordinary as they are protags ofc.
>>223057287May she get well soon.
>>223057389https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w
>>223057778Thanks maltabro.I tucked her in and she's sleeping now. I'm hoping she'll feel better when she wakes up. When she wakes up I'll make a cuppa of green tea for her (and for myself obviously cuz it's tasty).
>>223057934Based.
chicken, pasta, carrots, 0 spices, just salt in the water to cook pasta
>>223057497'ussyJust looked up the ages of Fujita and Ebisu.Ehm sweetie... this is NOT alright by any means, this is absolutely problematic. How did kikeflix even allow this?
>Massive fire in Bangkok bar kills at least 27Couldn't have been meSober-chad wins again
>>223058477Pyrotechnics again? I hope not.
>>223058553Electrical problem it seems, and crap sound insulation
>>223058668Unfortunately, the list continues to grow.
>>223058176thought about posting my lunch to show how basic bruneslop could be made edible but decided against blogposting and now you come with this. seriously do you just do it for (you)s or why not buy some spices etc?
>>223058897I have some spices at home. Thought about using some pepper but decided not to.
>>223058915well I guess your lunch was shit but at least you got attention from a south German incel, congratulations
>>223059088I don't do it to bait though
>>223059149so why then, to make your day a little bit worse?
>>223059196bump the threadalso medders yearn for bruneslop
>>223059249I kneelbut you probably add the spices after taking the photo
>>223059377I didn't.
>>223059149
>>223059196his ascetic tendencies bring him closer to enlightment and self-actualisation. he tries to be a profet in his land preaching by example.
>>223058176Dachau dietHave you ever visited a concentration camp, /med/ders? I'm sure the Kwabian did I went to Dachau in 2024 while visiting Munich with my sister, it was definitely interesting
>>223059455Trvth nvke
>>223059482Visited a small one with schoolNafris had a blast
>>223059400you're hiding spices in your kitchen, aren't you?>>223059455mashallah>>223059482>ever visited a concentration camp, /med/ders? I'm sure the Kwabian didofcDachau, Buchenwald and Natzweiler-Struthof
>>223059482>>223059511achkually might not be a proper concentration camp
>>223059511Kek, rare time n*fris are based>>223059547Interesting>>223059550What do you mean?
>>223059594it's not a proper concentration camp, not transit eitherBreendonkthe guide made me put my arms on the wall like the prisoners and sheit
>>223059594>What do you mean?there were different tiers of camps, death camps in the east, POW camps, "regular" concentration camps and small branches of main camps, usually to produce some war goods o algoanyway pic related was me during those trips
>>223059627I see>>223059643Yeah yeah I know, I was just wondering in which specific camp Brune went and he answered
>>223057287Hope she gets well soon, you're a good son Magyar looking after her, is it a stomach thing, it's unusual for the summer. >>223056992Placebo is one of the most underrated bands ever, first 4 albums are amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEicdmXxVUYDays before you came was a soundtrack of mine for a while in high school. Brian Molko is such a good lyricist and the hooks he rights are incredible. Truly blessed to have seen em live.
>>223052961Real
>Ivan Barton from El Salvador will be the referee at France - SpainAFTER REVIEW
>>223059482they gave them chicken and carrots? AND later put an end to the never ending toiling and suffering that comes with being alive? wow, all this time thinking these nazi guys were bad...
My mum just did a racismWhile speaking about her cagie she said: "I like this young new colleague, she's different than what I imagined Brazilians to be, she's smart, quiet, hardworking etc."
>>223060154Did you call her a racist scum?
>>223060154>smart>quiet>hardworkingShe met a portugal instead of a huegal.
>>223060154Una vera donna.
>>223060653No, I don't want to nag my mum>>223060734She definitely said BrazilianBy the way this morning at work I saw many young and pretty white girls, being an incel sucks
>>223060154>>223060734>me dealing with lazy euro fucks while reading this
>>223061063Portuguese pipo are not the same as French pipo kthxbie.
>>223059924>you're a good sonI'm trying my best, thanks nigga.>is it a stomach thingYeah.>>223060653>she calls someone smart and hardworking>you call her a racist scum...
>>223060154lel, my dad says stuff like that all the time although when he watches football he says things that even the KKK would take offence to
>>223061467Also one time I asked him what If I dated an Indian girl how would he feel about that and he just look at me with disgust. >>223061462Did you all eat the same thing, maybe your immune system is really up to date but that makes sense
>>223061546>Did you all eat the same thingI'm not sure honestly.>maybe your immune system is really up to dateThe magyar immune system always kills viruses and bacteria that would attempt raping el magyaroid.
>>223061467Lol
>>223061609Based, I mean you lift all the time. I have to take inspiration and it actually is inspiring seeing /med/s lift and roon and trainmog me.
>thecrookedman
>>223061695You gigamog us in social life and dating success thoughever
>>223061695Honestly I doubt lifting as a sport in particular has a major contribution to the immune system. Like any sports should have that amount of contribution ig idk tho.>I mean you lift all the timemagyarcel gymcelmaxxing is grim and soy thoughbeit'ussy and kwabby gymcelmaxxing on the other hand is based and goated
>>223062523I would trade everything I have to bring back the love of my life but...it is what it is..>>223062618There's no way it doesn't have an impact + the running. Yesterday when I ran I thought I was gonna pass out, it was hot though all things considered. and now and can't walk..
I'm a freak,I'm a negro
>>223063507>I'm a negroI always knew, but didn't call you that out of respect.
>>223063414Sometimes I can't help but think about my old oneitis and it always hurts, not helped by the fact I'll never be able to find love elsewhere
>>223063555Now you know.
>>223063414>There's no way it doesn't have an impact + the running.All I'm saying is I don't think the difference between sports as long as it tires you would be that huge. Like I could be swimming + playing handball and still have similar results to lifting + rooning ig. Lately I have been lately sleeping on rooning tho.>>223063584>it always hurtsit do be like that fr ong
The fridge sounds like an orchestra of crickets.
>>223063859Maybe it needs cleaning.
>>223063883Could very well be.
>>223063859Crickets are a delicacy in some countries. A feast is calling out to you.It is time to heed the call.
>>223064235Would eat them in those countries. Have you?
>>223064235
Went to buy some t-shirts an hour ago, the chick in the store was a typical stacked buff lesbian but she couldn't be nicer. Her hair looked like that pokemon bird. There were discounts so I bought 4 shirts for 42 euro. >>223063584It sucks man...if only the dreams could stop, it's been fucking 5 years and I'm tired of it honestly, ruin my whole day and it's at least once a week.>>223063724Any regular exercise no matte what will keep your health and immunity in check, also you don't drink or smoke and that also matters.
>>223064282>Would eat them in those countries. Have you?I will never eat ze bugs.However, I would visit zebbug, if given the opportunity.>>223064297Forgot to thank you for blessing the England vs Norway match on Saturday. I will ask for the Good Smells Fairy to break into your house at night and rub a sprig of thyme under your nose while you're sleeping.
>>223064433You're welcome. I might bet on England against Argentina.
>>223064503>might
>>223059482No but I went to the Anne Frank house/museum high as kite. It was boring and a waste of time and drugs, Idk what I was expecting desu.
>>223064545Anti-jinxing procedure, move aside.
>>223064433Create opportunities yourself.
>>223064639I do not swim against the tides of fate, I simply let them carry me downriver.
>>223064755No exotic destinations for you, young man!
>>223064433Iż-Żebbuġ or Ħaż-Żebbuġ?
>>223064433>>223065346>zebbug
>>223065659Olives, actually.
>>223065659A coworker, which was a good goy and so had the entire cagie overlords putting a lot of shit on top of him started crying today in the middle of the factory and almost hit a guy (deserved). Complete cagie meltdown.The best part? The organisation has no-one to replace him, on a global scale (LMAO). Funny times ahead.
>>223065988
Nothing like a post-detonation coffee and pastizzi.
>>223067077Would be quite the fuck up if he targeted some big guy and missed due to no money
>>223066086dude went pic related >>223066166
>>223067240He would have to discover who did the bomb.
>>223067371i feel retarded, it's the victim's phone that detonated it?
>>223067429No, a cellphone connected to the bomb activates it via an SMS from a seperate phone.
>>223067348Tempted to come forward and take his place, because he's receiving a shitload.
Tenté de ne jamais travailler.
>>223068056Basé.
>>223068073
Snapchat is like a dating app for the French. Add anyone off quick add and they will start sending u basically nude pics and flirting. it's awesome
>>223068073I understand now why you went back to the cagie.
Mid wagie sesh and mid gamble sesh today fr ong.>>223065659peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5Cq2YEaRU
>>223068103Was surprised that a match asked for my snapBitch I'm not a zoomer
>>223068149Usual slanderI just needed health coverage and to refill my unemployment bucks
Good evening /med/. Boring day in which the only cool thing was the gym session at 13:30, peak time to go.>>223054193Based Rajoy, I wish he were as based when he was the president.>>223054983I mean, that advice isn't wrong. The more you socialize, the more chances you have to meet new people and therefore a potential gf. >>223060154Based, even though the Brazilians I've met so far were mostly good.>>223064336The default turbo-lesbian haircut.
>>223068195really? in my experience france is one of the few countries where everyone still uses snap. maybe its a south thing ?
>>223068296Idk, I heard it's popular but usually you exchange numbers o algo
>>223068367mid ass day king?
>>223068220If you eat well your health problems will disappear, the muscles exist for a reason, brunester.>unemployment buxCovered by betting. You have no possible way out of this discussion.>>223068274Rajoy was a very low energy president.>>223068367Shoulder status?
>>223068420what health problems are you talking about
>>223068398Yes.It could have been worse, but the job wasn't too bad, the boss yelled to another guy and not me, so it's alright.Some of my coworker are the kind of people that will lie on to get some kind of metrics looking better, like setting activites as complete when they haven't been completed, but there's no point because the client is going to look at it, ask questions and find out fast, so what's the point? Besides lying to your superior to look good at the moment but then look worse just 1 hour later?They are really not that intelligent.
>>223068420>Shoulder status?Felt worse today than previously...I'm thinking that once I will take some vacation days on September and during those days go to the physio again to get checked again and maybe get some recommendations on what to do.
>>223068056
it's not right without big M's posts>>223068470peculiar pipowasted the entire day for me wonder what bosswoman thought about the meeting shenanigan, probably not much
>>223068525Ace! Sending a track.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=629Vg5lZF_M
>>223068614sorry it's gonna take a while cause my grandmas internet is slow, I'm uploading with 5mb/sec >tracknice did you listen to K!NK? >>223068183what do you gamble on?
>>223068183
>>22306897170s Pam Grier vibes
>>223068890Just two EPs left.
>>223068367sir... >>223058366>>223068971vgh...that islamic robe on his is zesty af tho and absolutely mid ahh looking>>223068890>what do you gamble on?stonks
>>223069008>Just two EPs left.What do you think so far?Here's the mix, I hadn't used Ufile in a couple of months, they changed the site and now it downloads slower and they want you to pay, slow down is 1mb....fuckers. https://ufile.io/xr05rze2This was recorder live at a gig outdoors>>223069130>stonksnoise
>>223069130dem heels btw
>>223068449Being too skinny. What else would you need the health insurance for?>>223068470>boss yellsI'd quit on the spot, power drunk shitheads. Also seems your colleagues learned with the jeets.>>223068498If it's getting worse you should go as soon as possible.
>>223069194i'm 75kg though
>>223069306BMI status?
my coworker is on a dating appshe is attractive but I don't want to like her since it would be awkwardbut she's been there for a while, already seen her last time I had it installed months agoshe is pretty so she could land a good boyfriend easily, I wonder if she just wants to get fucked by chads on there or what, do they really?also had a mid ass pull sesh, went to another gym closer by than usual because I had homeoffice today and I don't like the equipment there because I'm not used to it, I prefer my usual technoshit machines in the gym I frequent usually. Cycling to and from the gym was nice at least.And I saw a bunch of zoomers who annoyed me, one let the weights smash back down with a bang after finishing like a retard and the other one walkes through the gym like he was 2m wide but he really wasn't
>>22306931722.9
>>223069352either like her or rizz up her irl chudinho
>>223069155His sound reminded me of my youth. Secretsundaze Recordings came to mind as well. Almost downloaded.
>>223068328>numbersonly boomers use texting. i guess maybe for whatsapp but snap or insta is better due to sending pics
>>223069178kek wtf didn't even notice>183 cmdamn nigga really had a manlet complex fr>>223069352>she just wants to get fucked by chads on thereyeah>zoomers In the magyarcel gym one of the zoomers literally shoots himself off of the bench when bench pressing. He does like 30 kgs only, so the bar alone and 5 kg plate on both side. He lowers the bar to his chest, pauses it there for like 3 sets and fucking sends the bar flying with such a force that he catapults himself off of the bench.
>>223069448>>223069352Have another (you) bby>pauses it there for like 3 setspauses it there for like 3 secs*Also picrel for visual aidnigga is insanefinna fuck up his spine and shoulders ig
>>223069389I have no rizz and she would compare me to gigachads while I'm a kissless virgin, I'm not retarded to try this, it's a guaranteed humiliationanother coworker is kind of qt though and I hope I can somehow get closer to her, she doesn't seem like a whore at least but I don't even know if she is single>>223069448>yeahgrim>He lowers the bar to his chest, pauses it there for like 3 sets and fucking sends the bar flying with such a force that he catapults himself off of the bench.I laughed reading this fr.But he doesn't seem to annoy others at least so it's fine. Those two zoomers I saw today wanted to seem badass o algo but just were annoying faggots.
>>223069391He is an oldschool appreciating guy, check out his other stuff, his discography is very interesting, also would recommend his Boiler Room sets or some lives on Youtube.>Almost downloaded.cool, not sure if this is your style but that's one of the types of sets I play depending on the event and circumstances >>223069352>I wonder if she just wants to get fucked by chads on there or whatsounds like a job for a certain German poster on /med/
>>223069360You're doing good then, going by andaluz you're a skeletor, but it seems it's not the case.
>>223069448I mean the heels of the woman though>>223069581Almost lost my virginity to a very inexperienced girls ended up losing it to one who definitely had someFor some reason I did not fire her incel radar She got a partial ick though, it's our burden
>>223069391>>223069607Also his snare and clap is like no other, there were some videos on youtube a while ago how he makes them so PHAT, not sure if they are still up.
>>223069658Total Sexhaver Death
>>223069771
>>223069607Watched his Boiler Room Moscow set back then. Keeping the mix for tomorrow, thanks.>>223069683Do you also produce music?
>>223069658>I mean the heels of the woman thoughNow those are some grim heels.Now that you mention we are talking about the foid idk if I'm just imagining Gadaffi's shoes to also have heels at the back or no. Do you see them too? Am I going insane?>She got a partial ick thoughwat happen>>223069581>Those two zoomers I saw today wanted to seem badass o algo but just were annoying faggots.ah alri>doesn't seem to annoy others at least so it's fineI'm sure it's le bad for his shoulders and spine tbf chef.
>>223069882Partially see it but unsure>Wat happenWell she understood I was inexperienced, questioned me about it
>>223069940Women are truly masterful at discovering male inadequacies and inexperienceOf course they are also completely oblivious to signals of men that will murder and dismember themRoasties...
>>223069882sure it's probably unhealthy, I just meant he doesn't sound like an annoying cunt
>>223070030>we haven't seen neither the nafri faggotehm sweetie you saw him in the morning when looking in the mirror>>223069940>Well she understood I was inexperienced, questioned me about itat least you gained more experience afterwards and with that you sent her flying ig
>>223070078>he doesn't sound like an annoying cuntunlike you yeah#bodiedthatfreak #stickaforkinhimcausehesdone #rorkewonteverrecover #deepfriedhisass
>>223070104>ehm sweetie you saw him in the morning when looking in the mirrornigga you're on a killing spree today, second time you sent my sides flying
>>223070030>the argentinian foidI am all eyes.
>>223070104Nah it didn't last long enough for that
>>223070133
>>223070104Stick a fork in him because he's done o algoTalking about food, I went to a pizzeria for dinner tonight and had a pizza with burrata, confit cherry tomatoes, prosciutto crudo and pesto, it was just short of excessive but it was deliciousNow I'm sipping a HB Weißbier at home
>>223070211>Nah it didn't last long enough for thatI mean you gained (s)experience with other foids chef>>223070228>
>>223069658Lost my virginity to an experienced girl and in retrospective it was for the best (I didn't look like a total doofus with the succubus).
>>223070297>pizza with burrata, confit cherry tomatoes, prosciutto crudo and pestozamn>HB WeißbierI just drank a cuppa of green tea with chestnut honey imc. Chestnut honey is goated, but now I learnt that it is absolutely ass with tea.Also got me 'berg a can of beer from the brand Delirium. Some belgian shite apparently, half a litre and 8,5 abv% Zamn if I drank that I'd fucking black out.
>did you know I have a wife>did you know I had sex with several girls before meething my wife>btw have I told you I have a wife
>>223070374green tea is just shit in general desu, no clue why you find it tasty
>>223070405I had sex with 1 (one) woman before sexing my wife.
>>223069878>Keeping the mix for tomorrow, thanks.my pleasure >Do you also produce music?I have some stuff but I need to be more serious about it...
>>223070526actually wholesome
>>223070374Delirium is a very good beer, quite expensive though. The clay bottle is also kino.>>223070434Green tea is amazing (matcha is horrible). Just throw the leaves on hot water and you’re golden. Green tea from packets is nasty, I always get the bags with leaves, maybe that’s the problem for you.
>>223070405
>>223070526>I had sex with 1 (one)I thought it was 2 before her tbf.>>223070434>green tea is just shit in general desustop buying the cheapest ones you find in store tbf.Used to go to a tea place with myguy when we were 14 where we drank comfy tea and as long as we did it inside in one of the booths instead of outside where cops could have seen us, they also allowed us to smoke shisha. We did that once or twice. Shisha was alright, nothing out of the ordinary though.>>223070617>reverse search gives me ukrainian results>war archiveidk who that guy is fr>>223070586>Delirium is a very good beerthanks for letting me know sweetie>Green tea from packets is nastyI'm currently having tea from packets and it's comfy thoughbeit. It's some French shit from China, brand is called "kusmi tea". 20 filters per pack and costs like 13 euros. Leaves are better though yeah.
>>223070785No, that specific episode you're thinking about was a bj.I tried to protect my virginity for the longest time in search of the perfect princess. I found her when I stopped searching and just went with the flow.
I haven't eaten a pastizz in a while.
>>223070785>idk who that guy is frneither do I but i though id come in handy
>>223070840>I tried to protect my virginity for the longest time in search of the perfect princessvgh literally meIn hindsight I absolutely regret not dumping some loads into whom I refer as slavic princess, bookworm, and smoking bitch, respectively and some other girls tbf too but those are the main 3 I regret. For relationship the childhood tomboy gf would have been perfect but I was retarded ofc so I'll just think about what would have been until my eventual sad death.
>>223070586>>223070785>Used to go to a tea place with myguy when we were 14 where we drank comfy teazestyalso thanks for the recommendations, I will not follow them but reconsider my opinion about green tea
>>223071075>zestyGreen tea is the straight man's choice.Explains why your faggy ass doesn't like it.I shan't send you flying again today.
>>223071102I meant going with a guy to a tea place at 14normoids go out with girls at that age, I was playing Settlers and wanking all daynevermind
>>223071230>I meant going with a guy to a tea place at 14I know bby. Just wanted to reply with some bullshit.>I was playing Settlers and wanking all dayfor me it was league and wanking at 14.
>>223070538Entangled in obligations? Lacking inspiration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QopMJTtJBTQ
One would expect /med/ to be livelier at night.
>>223070405lmaoportunigga be like:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783983404915893.mp4
>>223074870I have done this kek (minus the social media stunt)Cute chinkoid by the way.
>>223070030Funny you say that spaghettobro, for I have ascended beyond my latin american roots, and I am now, finally, free of the chains of the american continent. And holy shit it's fucking hot in here, it was 8ªC when I left, it's like... 26ªC here and it's not even the worst it can get.The Madrid airport experience was a fucking piece of shit, I wish I never have to set foot upon that cursed place again. Not necessarily Madrid, just the fucking airport.>>223070166I must disappoint you but I am closer to being a sphere to being a hot latina sexo baddie. BUT I have been told by an italian fren of my partner that I am whiter than the average andalucian man.Argentinian genes be winning. also why are there so many fucking muslim women here
>>223075474>why are there so many fucking muslim women here
>>223075474Well, you are a sphere of interest to someone. Hello.
>>223075538It was very bizarre getting from Còrdoba (Argentina) to Madrid in a plane with a literal nun, and when I traveled to Alicante in another plane, there was a muslim woman with two kids, constantly telling them "Yallah yallah, habibi". One of the lil' kids grabbed my hair gently and it was kind of cute. >>223075674Buenas noches muchacho, it's nice being able to post calmly in a similar timezone to everyone in here now! I missed posting here, but I was preparing everything for the trip. This week I arrived to S(pain) and I haven't had a break to sperg around the internet too much.
>>223075798Your first trip to Europe? I am new here, so welcoming you back would appear inappropriate.
>>223075945It's my first trip, yes indeed! Hell, it's my first time out of Argentina! I'm not necessarily an oldfag here in /med/, but I've been posting since... Around 2022 in these parts. I've been a bit absent these months ever since my partner visited me in Argentina, and now I'm comfy and chill here in Spain. I'll stay here quite a while, so I'll have to learn my way around. You can call me Argentinette, that's the nickname I've been blessed with.Today I went to a Mercadona with my partner and on the way there, I heard an older gentleman say "VIVA ESPAÑA" when talking about football.A lot of SOVL.
>>223075474>>223075798uh oh, he won't be very happy about this at all.
>>223076034How are you finding the language barrier so far? Has anyone remarked on your accent yet?Could potentially be Argentina vs Spain in the World Cup final, so I'd be careful if I were you.
>>223076034Correct assessment of your enthusiasm. Congratulations! Wishing you an eventful life on the continent! Call me Cristian (my real name).
>>223076155I find the language barrier... Not necessarily difficult, but rather funny. We call refrigerators "heladeras" in Argentina, and here it's nevera or refrigerador. Whenever someone says "Coge ésto" o "Recoge ésto" I giggle since coger in argie spanish means sexo.People so far seem to understand me really well, but I have some trouble hearing some of them talk, since... uh... We fucking scream when we talk in Argentina. Spanish people speak more softly unless they're angry. Plus I met my partner's family, his dad, brother, and his brother's girlfriend. His bro's girlfriend is an absolute sweetheart and a real girl's girl. And funny enough in the Madrid airport I talked a bit with someone either from the US or the UK (I suspect the US since they were... nonbinary looking and fatter than me) about how the airport sucked and they were making us miss our flights. Both my english and spanish seem to be functioning well in this country.>>223076158Thank you so much man! Though be careful 'bout revealing too much about your identity here. Spain is so pretty in comparison to Argentina, at least this city and Alicante too. The buildings are big, colorful, decently kept, clean, there's stores everywhere, comfy elegant bars, older looking bars, there's a lot of foreigners too.
>>223076294Worry not, I have posted my face on numerous occasions. Will you ever share photos?
>>223076294>about how the airport sucked and they were making us miss our flightsplease elaborate. sounds an awful lot like skill issue.
>>223076392Huh, that's... Not a good thing, but I mean, I posted my eyes and how my body looks with clothes on, at least in this general and the latino one. I'm not too proud of it, but it was mostly to either prove I'm a femoid in case a womanly opinion is needed (aka never, unless it's someone saying "women do x y z and like (gay shit) on men) or to turn down someone if they got horny cause "WOW a wOmaN IN 4cHAN!!!". It's like an anticonceptive measure, being a fatass.>>223076471The american person and I both had delays to reach the airport itself after arriving in our respective airplanes because for some reason we had to wait for a bus to take us from the plane to the airport. The cabin crew said it was both to prevent heat stroke and because we just couldn't walk all the way through the flying/landing area, logically. I arrived at like 4:16 am to Madrid and at 5:00 am I was finally getting on the goddamn bus towards the inside of the airport. And at 6:15 I was meant to start boarding the second plane, but I had some... ISSUES. That I'll avoid explaining cause it was ridiculous.The american person was meant to board their second plane at 5:45 AM, and between all the lines you gotta do to get from one point of the airport to the other, carrying your stuff, the airport workers and security staff/policemen inspecting your passport and important data and suitcases, they weren't gonna arrive on time.Also while I was struggling, another argentinian brother was in a seriously fucked situation. His airplane line fucking LOST HIS PASSPORT. I gave him a hug before we parted ways, and wished him the best of luck. At least in a positive note, I met a Malvinas war veteran and a member of the Cascos Azules/United Nations peacekeeping. Turbo gigachad vibes, he said he enjoyed talking to me a lot. And told me moving to Europe was the best thing I could do for myself, since Latin America in comparison to 20 years ago is extremely fucked.
>>223076294>Plus I met my partner's family, his dad, brother, and his brother's girlfriend. His bro's girlfriend is an absolute sweetheart and a real girl's girl. It's good that there's at least one other woman there, otherwise there might be too much ¡machismo! from having a house full of Spaniards. I've been told by sex-havers that meeting your boyfriend/girlfriend's family for the first time feels a little like a job interview, so gratz on passing it.>We fucking scream when we talk in Argentina. Spanish people speak more softly unless they're angry.HELLO HOW ARE YOU TODAY I AM FROM ARGENTINA IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOUWAIT COME BACK WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY
>>223076613Of things and places!
>>223076613how did the guy on the left end up at a balding convention
>>223052961I just hate sniper
>>223076750amby could never oneshot
>>223076620Yeah, but honestly it was way better than I expected! Everyone in Argentina was telling me how european people are so cold and distant and dislike latinos and how they'd kick me the fuck out and how they'd hate interacting with me, but so far my partner's family (all of them are Spanish), and his friends, have been very sweet and chill with me. My father in law even hugged me super tightly when we met in the airport. And told me it's okay, that I'm family now. Legit thinking about it, I want to cry a bit. What a blessing.>HELLO HOW ARE YOU TODAY I AM FROM ARGENTINA IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU>WAIT COME BACK WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAYArgentinians I imagine are a bit like italians in the sense that we speak loudly and screaming and are passionate, but we're bros. Like "NOOOO CHEEE MARCO BOLUDO QUÉ HACÉS LOCO, cómo estás? Cómo está la doña? Todo bien?"but in Italy it might be like "MAURIZIOOOOOO TUTTO BENE? COME STAI? DAI DAI, PRENDIAMO UN CAFFÈ, COME STAI LA TUA DONNA????". So it's not as much of a cultural shock I imagine.At least my partner's best friend is italian and we get along super well, he visited us today and we three laughed and ate so much I passed out on the couch from the exhaustion. >>223076702spanish BVLL genes. My partner told me he'd probably end up balding like his dad in a few years. I wonder if the american native genes prevent us from balding like the favstian roman empire descendants do.
>>223076818there's hope, tell him to get on finasteride
>>223076829I've asked him about it, since it kinda feels like his hair loss/thinning could be preventable. Ever since his mom passed away and a he got hit with like 3000 traumatic events since 3-4 years ago, he started balding a bit. Although even when he was my age there were signs of a norwood scale and very thin hair.He says it's not a good deal for him since there's chances he could end up with fertility issues or health issues he doesn't want to deal with, and he doesn't care if he's balding. He said it never stopped him from getting with women.Balding a bit doesn't matter if your beard, chin and eyes mog brutally apparently.
Dialogue interrupted by intentional ambiguity. Bedtime.
>>223076885"a bit" is the key part, you only miss something when it's gonebut if you're both happy it's whatever i'm not selling anything
>>223076613>I arrived at like 4:16 am to Madrid and at 5:00 am I was finally getting on the goddamn bus towards the inside of the airport.you probably landed at like 4:30, which makes getting on the bus at 5:00 perfectly reasonable because neither the plane nor the bus can teleport to the parking spot, as you might imagine.>And at 6:15 I was meant to start boarding the second plane, but I had some... ISSUES. That I'll avoid explaining cause it was ridiculous.yes, skill issues.>The american person was meant to board their second plane at 5:45 AM [...] they weren't gonna arrive on time.once again, skill issue, either on their end or the airline's. why would she book two flights so close together if she knows that she has to go through security controls between them? also, have either of you tried being europeans from a schengen country? boarding a plane is basically like taking the bus, you should try it.regardless, the airport was perfectly fine as i imagined, it's just traveller/airline incompetence.
>>223052961eyelander was a bad meme that never ever ever worked out
>>223077044demoknight is fucking annoying you're the one who can't abuse it
>>223076637OH SHIT I didn't understand what you meant, I thought you meant pictures of me, lmao. I'd like to show y'all photos of the places I go, but I could end up doxxing me and my partner kek. I can say though that there's gonna be events in august around here, might take pictures then.>>223076917Trve... I mean, I don't mind now, it's kinda cute. Has like a dilf aesthetic. I wondered if maybe I have a weird taste since my female (derogatory) """friends""" back in Argentina said I have a horrible taste for men and date ugly dudes, but they were VERY quiet when they met him in person. And my grandma (who's a silver fox and likes dating younger, handsome men) told me my partner is VERY very very handsome, and I'm a very lucky girl. And I mean, he's like 1.73 meters and chubby, it's just that he doesn't give a shit about making others like him. Specially women.>>223077024I remember looking at the time when we were by the airplane's door, waiting for a bus to pick us up, and it was like 4:20 am. In my case I had time to board but... There were complications with a... Police officer who thought I was a suspicious person just because. And it was a woman, of all things.I had to go through two interviews and literally the police officers who interviewed me were like "why did we make this woman wait for so fucking long, she doesn't sound suspicious, she has all her papers and knows where she's going", but... Discreetly.>why would she book two flights so close together if she knows that she has to go through security controls between themI think they (I think they were a man, but I don't really know) landed even earlier than me, but there were delays on the transportation on the way to the airport from the buses, it was LOADED with people there.>have either of you tried being europeans from a schengen countryIronically there was an... northern african looking man who had no bags and an european passport, didn't speak spanish, and got through really easily. kek
>>223077114>he's like 1.73 meters and chubby, it's just that he doesn't give a shit about making others like him. Specially women.but when i do it i'm an antisocial autisti'm kidding, he sounds like a good dude, you're lucky
>>223077114ok, waiting 30 minutes outside the plane for the bus to arrive sounds annoying, but it's also an anomaly. i have taken a shitton of flights and nothing like that has even happened to me. maybe i was lucky, but i doubt it.>Police officer who thought I was a suspicious person just becausethis has nothing to do with the airport, as police have little to do with its operation. pretty unfortunate and i am sorry that it happened to you, thoughbeit.
>>223077137>but when i do it i'm an antisocial autistThat's the thing, he KNOWS he's an antisocial autist and takes pride in it, he says it wards off the wrong people. (he's not antisocial neither an autist, he just... doesn't care. he's even willing to play fucking blue archive in public.) He's literally the yes chad and he even jokes about having a small dick and being a big tits fatass.Absolute aura.But yeah, he's a real sweetheart and family man. Very responsible, caring, and even sensitive. He asked me if sometime I'd like to go to the cemetery to visit his mom, and I said gladly. I just hope I'm a good enough woman for him, hahah.>>223077252I'm doing my best to try and remember in detail just how much I was delayed in Madrid for literally nothingburgers, and... My flight literally arrived an HOUR EARLY. Yeah, it was meant to land at 5:05 AM, it landed at 4:16 AM. And when it was 5 AM I was trying to rush inside the airport, trying to scan my passport but failing, so I went through an urgency line to arrive to the second airplane in time, and...There was. A female police officer. With a shitty as fuck attitude and who was ironically attending people very slowly. And she was being snarky and sassy with me, and took my passport, told me to wait for an interview, and I kid you not:At 6:15 am some other police officers in another area told me to go with them, asked me "Lady, when do you board your plane? Are you going to reach it in time?""I... Was meant to board at 6:15 in a connection plane by the same airplane company I reached Madrid with, it was this (airplane number), but I don't think I'll be able to make it now..." and the police officer looked almost sad or disappointed. And told me to wait near the police offices for the interview.I don't remember how long I was waiting there for, but it was hours. I think at 9 am or later I passed the interview, and at 3 FUCKING PM boarded to Alicante.tl;dr: I HATE WOMEN
>>223068296?
>>223076771Amby can one shot a coughing lime scout so it had to be nerfed ok
>>223078707>he doesn't know the sigafoo lore
Bastille morningFinna watch the parade at 10am
Good morning, sisters.Dreamt about the childhood tomboy gf again after some days of dreaming about her. This time we were 14-15 again and again the dream had no sex sex. She came to my place and we had some fun then we went to bed. We slept in my bed and waking up next to her in the morning was peak experience. She wanted to watch an episode of one of her favourite series in the cinema so we went to the cinema and did just that. Waking up in the same bed then cuddling and feeling her head rest on my shoulder was peak experience. Then I ofc woke up and now I feel like fucking shit.Mad how even in my dreams I don't have sex with her cuz my brain codes her to be so pure fr.>>223074870kek>>223076885AYOWhen I saw that pic I was like wtf it must be Argentinette wtf but looked at the flag and thought it was just someone else but ZAMN it's you.
Morning xistrers, finna go do some record shopping today, very excited, found some new shops, my budget is around 300 Euro and I'm gonna die in the heat because everything opens at 1pm which is peak zesty hours and stores are 2km apart from each other in different directions, obviously I'm bringing a second t-shirt with me.>>223071363A little bit of everything but I'm planning on buying hardware soon and getting things started again.
Incel morning /med/.>>223069130I don't know exactly why the author chose those ages, but the author is a woman so I don't think it's for pedo reasons.Maybe the idea is to show that the mages are libertarians?
>>223079674Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertàShadilay, shadilay, oh noOh-oh, shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtàShadilay, shadilay, oh noVola nella mia vita, no non è finitaIo mi fermeròSciogli le mie vele nel cielo e in fondo al mareIo ti prenderò
>>223079638I feel you bro, I absolutely hate those dreams, had something similar last week.
>>223077114>There were complications with a... Police officer who thought I was a suspicious person just because. And it was a woman, of all things.Well there's a reason it is said that noone can hate a woman more than another woman. As in like a man literally can't hate a woman as much as another woman can.She was jelly of your qt3.14 looks probably.>>223079674>my budget is around 300 Eurorich ass nigga>had something similar last week.Do you remember the details?>>223079708Sir I started watching Paranoia Agent yesterday. It is probably the first anime that I am watching where the OP started playing right at the start even before any scenes from the anime were shown. First 3 seconds were enough to convince me that it was going to be schizo af and reading the translation of the lyrics just made me more certain of that. I'll revert back to you when I finish it. Seems to be a divisive anime as some people say it's fucking peak and probably the best anime they ever watched while others say it's absolutely dogshit and unwatchable.>but the author is a woman >so I don't think it's for pedo reasons.Liberal scum.Simp.
>>223079738truly a masterpiece >>223079838>rich ass niggaI don't buy many things, I'm a cheap niggy but when I do it's vinyl or something related to music.>Do you remember the details?It's always the same, we are doing something cute like cuddling or hanging out and at some point something bad happens and she leaves and I'm sad.
Contemplating buying a whole album for 30 euro just for this trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVxRUJxITYsingles EP on discogs lowest price is 50 Euro but the B side is also a banger. This always happens....
>>223080089just pirate it, do not spend a cent on something you can get for free, spend it on things you can't get otherwise
>>223079708Incel morning to you too sirI should've kept my mouth shut
>>223080609Yeah but I want it on vinyl, I already have it pirated
Found one of my favorite albums, it's gonna be a good day, a very hot one but good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C7uJyYI4YI
>>223080776Tried to make a gif but it's too heavyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PjzKzRWuTgsYou on the right
>>223081261LolI've never understood this "sport" at all
>>223081294Yeah, always gave me the ick. They just have some meme-tier moments.>mf trying the moves at school
happy Bastille day frogsoff to a more chuddy future
>>223081507Thought it was only Ukrainians but dozens of cunts paraded, including He
>>223081642Lmao that autocorrect, including Germans.
>>223081658Any bets for tonight, Herr Bruner?
Good morning med am back in the house, already feeling nervous for tonight.It's national day, there are french flags everywhere in town. Also I roon 12 kilometers yesterday, my record. Too bad I went to a buffet in the afternoon.
>>223081960Why, where were you Moselle?
>>223081981Had to go to sister's house because other sister was coming
Bonġu. I am back from my bimonthly (more or less) penance for my many, many sins, also known as the supermarket visit. Cuties and hotties, quite sad.
>>223081960>I roon 12 kilometers yesterday
>>223081787Of course. Will post about in god's good time>>223081960BaséYou deserved that buffet Mum bought Thiriet desserts recently (24 small ones)
>>223082051What do you mean?
>>223082175He had shit internet there, he warned us
>>223082155>>223082166Thanks frens. Did she buy the assortment ?>>223082175I mean that one of my sister came visiting the house with her family and I had to move to another sister's house to live there until they leave this morning.
>>223082219Yeah but I meant why would you, weren't you happy to meet your sister?
>>223082263No I don't like her
>>223082219Yeah, ate one of each kind, so 6Mum is more team Picard but she enjoys Thiriet tooI'm worried too for the game btw
>>223082271Please gift us a nugget of MomoloreWhy don't you like her?
>>223082299I'm team Picard for salty things and team Thiriet for sweet things. But slight advantage for Picard in salty, huge landslide for Thiriet in sweet.We're so gonna lose it's over, I can already see that rat face Yamal celebrating.>>223082326Happened 6 years ago, she called us two days before arriving to tell us she'll come, then they had Covid symptoms for some time but didn't cancel the visit and they contaminated everybody and then refused to apologize.
>>223077114The situation requires you to be at your most inconspicuous. Proceed cautiously.>>223079674>my budget is around 300 EuroImpressive. Very nice. Happy shopping!>A little bit of everything but I'm planning on buying hardware soon and getting things started again.Direct access to unreleased material!>>223080089>five years already>>223080868Some fine tracks.
The backrooms movie is available to watch now.Interesting concept but falls apart easily.
>>223082491They're milking that thing until death. Just like Pessi.
>>223082518Classic movie industry.For a time it was zombie movies, to be honest I prefer this over endless zombie movies but something cool like Obsession still can exist.
>>223082491Saw it on the 4th of June.
>>223082543Were you scared.
>>223082554Not at all. Had a dreamy walk afterwards.
>>223082388>Impressive. Very nice. Happy shopping!Thank you, stores are opening in about a half an hour at peak temperatures. One shop opens up at the but they have a bar also so I'll take a chill there at least after 4-5 km of walking. https://www.discogs.com/seller/ToPikap/profilethis is their profile, skimmed a bit and picked out some things and I'll browse there as well. >Some fine tracksMoodyman is the THEMAN, it's a 2016 reissue but the original costs 150-200 on discogs lol. this one is 35 that I'm looking at - new unsealed mint>>223082491I liked the concept, movie was like a 6,5/10, could have been much better but still I wasn't bored while watching it.
>>223082593>One shop opens up atat 3
>fanfare is playing avengers theme o algoOver
>>223082593>>223082605Earliest Greek opening hours. Wondering about the size of the catch.
>>223082361>We're so gonna lose it's over, I can already see that rat face Yamal celebrating.no, you are not, we are absolutely toothless. all it takes is two attempts by the bopi and we are done. the second half 5-4 collapse of last time will happen in the first half today and we won't be able to do anything about it. it's so fucking over for us.
>>223082904Let's hope you're right (it won't)
>>223083026You are going to beat Spain then lose again against Argentina.Mark my words.
>>223083093I'd rather lose to Spain than to Pessi
>>223082855Bizarre.
>>223083200Shamrock Rovers against Floriana.
>>223083213Tonight?
>>223083273Iva.
>>223083301I see. Did you know that Floriana has the highest concentration of public gardens in the country? Probably not, but now you do.
>>223083325Something to present to women as personal experience.
>>223083377A tour of the gardens? Not a bad idea.
>>223083405At first, the information.
>>223083451Ideally you tell her beforehand, yes.
>old (expired) pack of rice for risotto>check the recipe written>"faire nacrer">google translate it>to sauté until translucent
>>223083519>He doesn't nacre his riceJoever
>>223083511They have never beaten a Moldovan/Romanian club in an official European match.
Laid down a bit to rest my eyes but ended up falling asleep.Fugg>>223081960Henlo Momster.>I roon 12 kilometers yesterdayZAMN
>>223083656
>>223083656>>223083827Either the phone or 4chan xt is malfunctioning, and I am seconds from turning the phone into confetti. I meant to say "unsurprising".
Some nigga took a closeup screenshot of von der leyen's teeth. Fuck that is absolutely disgusting.
Pasta with courgette and shrimps for lunch todayI wish I could've shared a plate with Catnigga
>>223083827>>223084059Was close to taking that as an insult, heh.
Disaster in the making.The picture will go through the ages.Box says it's unmissable THOUGH.
>>223084131I feared a miscommunication.
>>223084148Please share with us
>>223084161Patience can be rewarding.
Catnigga approved gym>>>/fit/77372149>>>/fit/77372257
>>223084333There mean comments towards the cat
Two teaspoons of honey to calm the cold.
>>223084180True.
>>223084333I wish this happened in my country.However, this happens instead: >>223084913
>>223084628A cold during the summer?
>>223085048Drug use and its consequences.
>>223085067The solution seems to be simple. Stop doing drugs.
>>223085111All part of the game.
good morning niggashave to take my car to the workshop today ugh
Dude got perfect counter for my team (Ho-Oh and Torterra), numerous critical wins and used the technique of leaving then coming back last second to avoid the loss then have the nerves of telling my I'm lucky
baked>>223085502>>223085502
