Big fat massive Asian Australian tits edition
>>223082544Great Asian Australian. She has big fat massive tits
@grok would stoke be worth nuking in ww3
Police are appealing for public assistance to locate a 16-year-old girl reported missing from Douglas yesterday, 13 July.
i seen a booby and my winky went stiff
>>223082569I'll keep an eye out here in Preston
>>223082569nugiga you need to die
numerous webms exist of this bird
If we do win it I don't want the jocks or the Welsh getting a public holiday Don't even think they'd want one but you can just see the gov handing it out to everyone for some national unity bullshit reasonsNah, I want the Scots slaving away while the Englishman sits in the beer garden and revels in our own greatness
>>223082577His name is London Bridge
>>223082544>>223082581We sure this isn't a tranny?
>>223082577Itoldy Ou
>>223082577gary
>>223082577his name is Aman
fat and naked on the bus
can smell the lingering odour of the gigantic shite I just took despite being 2 rooms and 2 closed doors away from it, the bathroom window being open, and having poured bleach down the toilet afterwards
What is big is easy to perceive : what is small is difficult to perceive.An individual can easily change his mind, so his movements are difficult to predict.
>>223082608so what if she is?
(You) need to buy a Fiat
melting through the toilet porcelain with my green wee
hooker vibes
>>223082649I have £1300 to my name and no job
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2011556250610516121
>>223082649Fiat multipla for me
>>223082649>no, we've got skoda octavia at home
rorke locking the teacher in the classroom cupboard after she went in for more paperleftypol demanding he stop and immediately grassing him when she's let out
making stool
not very sunny today
hang on team there is a link to X the everything app that i need to click on
meant to be 23C bright sunshine at 2pm yet it's currently cloudy and not that warm so I'm not convinced
*runs at you**fucking roars in your face and rapes you*
>>223082569Posting the missing person reports of their victims on /brit/ seems like something a twisted serial killer might do.
stuck in a loop of nostalgia because my entire adult life has been shit and i want to go back to the days of playing pokemon under the covers until 2am
>>223082729would you get a boner if you licked his gums
>>223082732you couldnt rape a fly
you do have to give a side eye to any bloke that works in childcarei mean you get a pass for high school maybe although that's probably statistically the highest noncing but at least the older girls can consent to some kindbut primary and below? "past a certain point" as the slaphead from true detective said
>>223082544BWC
>>223082649wanted to buy one but they only had those ugly fiat 500s for girls so i went german instead
>>223082773i think most teachers just do it because they couldnt get into academia and didnt have any other skills besides nerdstuff
>>223082761maniac
>>223082773by order of the peaky fuckin blinders as sir thomas shelby md said
>>223082581>>223082544mental how nice legs and (fake) tits can make an ugly person look pengthis is a 4/10 manly tranny face but i want to suck on those (fake) tits until they are bone dry
as the joker said why so serious
going to attempt this later
Peter Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Lois Griffin, Vore, Suicide
>>223082608Has a bit of a thai ladyboy face doesn't she
>>223082795becoming a teacher is pretty full on, it's a 4 year degree and the money is pretty shityou've gotta properly commit to make it throughif you're just a layabout or whatever there's better paths to take. which is why blokes deserve a side eye. women are natural caregivers, you ask a bunch of 8-year-old girls their dream career plenty will say teacher, nurse, that sort of stuff
mi tink mi gwaan watta de yard
Peter Griffin/Glenn Quagmire, Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Come Swallowing, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Gay Sex, Gay, Friends with Benefits
>He tipped his hat... Andrew, his nameterrible riddle.
the Communist to National Socialist pipeline
>>223082825nice legs are the most important thing anyway
>>223082886scary
>>223082863spat my stella all the keyboard
>>223082887the mycelium to mushroom pipeline
>>223082886urgghhh....gad..s..gadberg..gaberrrrrge
>>223082884makes no sense
stabbing myself in the liver 27 times
>>223082863why are brits banned from using the hose
>>223082930no water lefthasn't rained in a year we've run out
Need some advice from anyone who works in an office...Someone at work is organising a thing for the England match tomorrow and has invited almost everyone but not me. Normally I wouldn't care because they're colleagues not friends but a female I've had my eye on is going (she told someone else and I heard) and so I'd quite like to go now. I reckon about 20 people have been invited. With that many, I think I could go and pretend he invited me because he won't remember who he asked?
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/1986470466505109880
>>223082942they'll know...
>>223082942was expecting this to be a copied reddit post fuck me lmao
stop Ccing me into emails i will slaughter you
remember jefrey epsteinwhat happened there
>>223082942i went to a party uninvited once and felt awkward and unwanted the whole time so i'd say don't bother putting yourself in that situationalternatively you could be sneaky about it and make some small talk to the guy organising it and push the conversation to football. If you're actively talking about the England game and he still doesn't invite you or gets shifty when talking about his plans to watch it, you know you're not invited
>>223082942He knows who he invited and he purposely didn't invite you, sorry mate
>>223082989famous lone wolf maniac
>>223082989WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
>>223082965Even if he's invited lots of people? It's not just a work people thing either so there's going to be maybe 40 people. He might not even see me
>>223082929is that Chloe the Serval?
>>223083012you weren't invited so you shouldn't go its pretty clear cutjust do this at most >>223082991
>Chloe the Serval>Pumba the Caracal>Luna the PantherAny other good Big Cat youtube channels?
>>223083012party will be going fine and then he'll see you and say wait a minute i didnt invite you and everyone will go quiet and stare at you
>>223083038Tony the Tiger
>>223082991>make some small talk to the guy organising it and push the conversation to footballI already tried this actually. I threw something in the bin and made a comment about Harry Kane's accuracy...nothing. I hate office politics and having to deal with these things>>223083044Real life isn't like that
>>223083012if there will be other people who weren't invited by him you might get away with it, just act like someone else invited you
>>223083044*record scratch*
My other plan is to invite someone else who also wasn't invited. If there's two of us, he can be the distraction.
right then time to polish off some tins and bokkles
>>223083071>Real life isn't like thatHow would you know? You don't get invited to parties
>>223083071yeah you're not invited
>>223083071happened to my matenext day? fired. 'stealing office supplies'. whole thing on cctv but it wasnt even him
dairy milk doesn’t taste like real chocolate
>>223083071>I threw something in the bin and made a comment about Harry Kane's accuracy.
going to get my willy out and strangle it until a certain liquid comes out
>>223083119piss?
screaming
>>223083105All "chocolate" nowadays has this same grim taste and greasy texture thanks to the vegetable/palm oil they put in it
>>223082544the godless orient
>>223083091I've got a load of cans I was saving to drink with my mate tomorrow watching the football. I should probably sample some to make sure they're okay though. Don't want to poison my friend.
>>223083135Grim
>>223083135dont know the answer sorry.
Only time I've gone to a party I wasn't invited to was in Uni and I was with my mates, we just joined in and nothing bad happened Although it was Uni and everybody was probably too pissed to even clock that we weren't supposed to be there
i am Australian
Lots of threads slagging you lot off today
>>223083096I know, that's what I'm trying to solve
>>223083150asians are good at shaking their arse but they have dire dire arses
>>223083171dangerous and downright stupid
>>223083172Who lot?
>>223083177ChinamenwomenAsian in this country means Paki so FOY
>>223083135What does AIBU, DD and DB mean?
>>223083135reddit cat ladies: he's sexually abusing them
>>223083174there's no solving it man just forget it
All the jeets are brownAnd the streets are greyI've been incel walkingOn a summer's dayI'd be safe and warmIf I was in CheadleBiomass Dreamin'On such a Yookay day
>>223083193Wrong
>>223083193dont care and not going anywhere
>>223083172It's because of Argentina tomorrow ok Kraut seethe such as >>223074663 is sheer obsession an' all
>>223083193Yeah they say Asian and mean Paki but I hear Asian and think yellow.Don't consider any other Asians to be human you see
i'm a husk i'm devoid of soul i'm an empty vessel i'm a hollow shell of a man
>>223083219meanwhile he'll deny thinking about us at all
>>223083224ktim ktim ktim!
wercome to my dojo
>>223083177
>>223083231Mental how she never showed up again
>>223083243sreanig
for sale: baby coffin, never used
>>223083231kobeni sex
Is there any loss in incels killing themselves? They're all over on /r9k/ and there are none here so you can be honest
roaring
This currys coming out the exact same consistency as when it went in. It was microwave curry though not third world hygiene standards takeaway curry so why's this happening?
>>223083262upvote
>>223083279microplastics
might play a bit of computer gameanyone mind?
>>223083305dont. you. freakin dare...
disgruntled runt vile slug aryan beast man in
germans be like zis is not permitted
>>223083305what game
>>223083314kek yea they are like that
>>223083253she's in the reze movie for like 30 seconds
>>223083321pokemon leaf green
those just my little ladybugs
stuck my willy in the hoover again
>>223083337niceget yourself a starmie and a sneasel post-game x
Avril... My Beloved...https://youtu.be/NGFSNE18Ywc
>>223083321Thinking it could be Tales of Xillia Remastered or Minecraft with the Create mod and I'll make a big windmill>>223083332She's in part 1 up until the end but she never shows up in part 2, even in the epilogue
>>223083337why would you play vanilla instead of a rom hack
catching a gardevoir and a vaporeon and a lopunny and a ditto
jap poo
>>223083360fujimoto forgot because he's a hack
>>223083381um
just had a wank to some of that lesbian stuff. mental how the one with the strapon doesnt get anything from it lol just ramming a bit of plastic into a fanny for no reason
>>223083290What are they putting in the microplastics?
what the fuck is wrong with "meow"
>>223083395bet it's still fun though like fingering someone
*teleports back to 2004*
>>223083279Spices they use really irritate the gut which is why most Indians don't know what it's like to have a solid shit
Clean it up janny
>>223083423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fXI
>>223083423*desperately chases after you with tears in my eyes*
Nobody knows where the word “dog” comes from. The actual proper English word for dog with Germanic origin is “hound”. The word “dog” came out of nowhere in the late Middle Ages and nobody knows why. This is the shit that keeps me up at night.
>>223083423*opens runescape*
2010-2013 was the last good period
dont get the mind set of them at work who have to ask other people how to do things when the answer is obviously a google search away
>>223083423watch out for 9/11
can't believe Ali G is coming backcould we possibly see the return of 190 in celebration?
>>223083473Best wishes.
>>223083440his autism ear protectors are tiny. barely doing anything them things
>>223083473I’m a man, I’ve never had a period.
>>2230834732013 was my last year as a shagger
>>223083488190 passed away years ago
>>223083381can't help but notice a gf is not in that list
>>223083479>>223083488Check out Samsung.
>>223083508no need :]
wtf #PoleabooNewBlogEntry is trending on X
2026.
rewatched ali g recentlyactually not that funnysame with borat
>>223083542is that you do you reckon
>>223083542Sup.
You are not today, you are not tomorrow. You are 1000 years before you and 1000 years after you.
>>223083547now you tell us what you do find funnysome Jap anime shite no doubt
>>223083547and bo selecta
Bye you all.
>>223083559theres a fungus among us
>>223082577Ishat
>>223083547when you realise Sacha Baron Cohen is a jew it all makes sense
He was a Skater Boy
>>223083569I also rewatched kevin and perry go largewhich I did still find quite funny
>>223083470most people played runescape in 2005 not 2004 thats when it was hosted on miniclip
I would love to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
>>223083595thats you
>>223082577I
mental how gay and retarded i am
>>223083588They've been pushing counter-jihad for a long time
in fear of repeating myself on here and then somebody thinks " i swear i've seen this post before" and then looks it up on the archive and reveals to everyone that im here a lot and only have like 5 different thoughts
>>223083135>>223083194>DD = Dear Daughters>DB = Dear Brotherit's something retarded boomers say. no clue why instead of just "my daughters">AIBUI'm guessing "Am I Being Unreasonable" or something similar
>>223083616i wish
>>223083598okI started playing in 2004
the toil freaks do be toiling
>>223083644youre these three
>>223083637we love our Jo don't we folks?we love our Peri don't we folks?
have a boiled egg
>>223083666have two
>>223083647Bet you started sucking cock in 2004 too
>Ann Widdecombe 'murder' suspect had communist literature at home: Terror cops believe 'attack' WAS politicalleftypol went on a mad one
incels get a lot of abuse but with them never leaving their smelly bedrooms they have time to read the classics which makes them clever
>>223083653the neet freaks be killin they selves in their 30s after a sad short life full of mental illness and isolation and general dysfunction
>>223083682except none of them fucking read and when they do its some shit like julius evola
>>223083676there's no reason to think it was political. this is harmful and unhelpful
>>223083676nigga drove almost 300 miles to kill herbe silly not to think it was political, unless he just really didn't like her on strictly come dancing
>>223083676>going after some old and irrelevant womanLeftoids are just as retarded as rightoids, aren't they?
>>223083676reads like a daily mail headline. they're famous for being accurate
>>223083676>random weirdo travels for hours to kill a semi famous politican and no one elsethe police>definitely not politically motivatedjust insane
>>223083676lion
i remember this bloke being posted here a few days ago
>>223083676Oh leftypol, your boys on a mad one again
>>223083719>definitely not politically motivatedThey said that when it was the first bloke they arrested, not the second. You spend all day online the least you can do is stay informed mong boy.
>>223083706crime of passion
>>223083676>communist literaturewhat's it gonna be? i reckon Anti-Duhring
>>223083737was searching and OH MY DAYS
>>223083774loved this one
wanna chat about flow tell the fella come see me boy you know im magic on the mic houdini
leftoids are out here actually killing politicians and enacting their will on the world while rightoids argue about black mermaids on x the everything app (formerly twitter)
this is who is teaching your children (well your nieces and nephews)
>>223083781
>>223083781dios mio...
good lord i forgot how good brit used to be before all the southerners invaded
BALL SACK
>>223083802sounds basedleft has been to kind historically we need to step it up and act like chuds
>>223083676Honestly if you have this much conviction in your ideology and the will to actually do something why would you go murder some irrelevant old biddy? What's the thought process behind this?
>>223082577He
>>223083759No, they continued saying that even after the second arrest until terror cops got involved, then they suddenly changed their stance
>>223083837Legitimately have no idea who at least half the people mentioned here are
>>223083798I think it's wrong to kill people for differing opinionsBit fascist isn't it
>>223083853the one guy in america who could shoot ended up killing some pod caster debatebro...
>>223083853
>>223083840stop pretending to understand regional uk cultural differences you tryhard gimp yank
>>223083843You left a bit out>and act like chuds do in our imagination where we're victims of genocidal violence every dayThat's better
>>223083879rattled
might drive to scarva to watch what appears to be a very realistic reenactment of the battle of the boyne
>>223083879good post
>>223083903looks like a gay porn i saw
>>223083862can't argue with the results
>>223082773Its a shame about the stigma because I think children would do better being taught/cared for by men.I used to think there might be a market for male child carers. Ones that will teach boys boy things rather than genderless claptrap
>>223083930Which are?
naziyank is embarrassing and i say this as someone who agrees with his views
>>223083853frail old woman who lives on her own and isn't going to be able to fight backplus an actual photo of her house was on her wikipedia page before the murdereasy target compared to someone like Farageshe's also one of the more radical members of Reform and would have been expelled if not for her reputation
>>223083903something something Rorke
arnolds son raised by arnold on leftarnolds son raised by foid on right
>>223083944Didn't you hear? Everyone loves communism now
my uncles got a perpetual motion machine in his shed
>>223083900looks like my dad if he was a woman
>>223082942>invited almost everyone but not meare you not bothered by this?
>>223083968we obey the laws of thermodynamics in this general
>>223083968My uncle could rape the fuck out of your uncle
just heard the incel letterbox clanging so i went to look at it and there isnt even an incel letter for me. must have been a ghost
>>223083998an incel ghost?
>>223082577If there were a comma between 'London' and 'Bridge' it could be 'Bridge'
>>223083944people you don't like dying mate what else not saying its right but look at how people universally mock charlie kirk. took the wind out of the american right's sails a bit
>>223083998youve got gangstalkers
I thought this whole Covid inquiry was gonna be about how the government were acting like tyrants and the vaccines were bullshit but instead it’s about saying the government should’ve gone further and they didn’t do enough
>>223084007Don't speak ill of the dead mate it's not nice
>>223083990thats a creature
The ghost of incel's past
>>22308401789 year olds aren't meant to die you see, it's not their time yet
Might have contracted yellow feverMight have to book the south east asia trip to scratch the itch
>>223084040ghost of incel future showing rorke a premonition of his lifeless body dangling from the ceiling
>>223083962isnt he skinny now and an actor?
is there anything scarier than dementia lads?
king billys on the wall
flinging shit at the dog
>>223084098>>223084094you couldn't write this shit
Watching GoodFellas it's well sad the bloke from Home Alone just got shot in the head
>>223084094>>223084098WOTANIC ROAR
>>223082569Have they looked into the kebabs
>>223084115reddit is across the street mate
>>223083983physicians say that you can't have perpetual motion then turn around and say shit like 3.3333* is a third of 10 can't trust them
>>223084117Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't.Real greaseball shit.
>>223084143little brown fellas
>>223084137Go back to rajahstan, nigger
I really hate postmen who bang on your door like they’re trying to knock it down
>>223084143me second from the left on bottom row
>>223082577Andrew
>>223084011>people universally mock charlie kirkNo they don't. Vocal weirdos might make it seem like that, but normal people don't shit on murder victims. The Charlie Kirk assassination achieved his death, and the amusement of evil "progressive" freaks, and a bunch of them getting fired for being freakish ghouls. And everyone got to see the insane left without their mask again. Zero policies changed. A bunch of normal people were pushed away from "progressivism," and a commie went to a prison full of actual Nazis. Not Charlie Kirk "Nazis" but the real thing.
they did a experiment putting a cat in a box and you can't tell if it's alive or not
cant just eat dinner can you? got to make it first ffs
goodfellas is dog shit compared to casino. scarface is dogshit. the irishman is good. donnie brasco is mediocre. that one with jackie jr from the sopranos playing c is good but i cant remember its name
>>223084011And yet the political climate in America hasn't shifted. The only impact it's had is on memes shared between terminally online zoomers and trannies. Most normal people already forgot about Charlie Kirk, they forgot about Trump getting shot at, and they'll forget about Ann Widdecomb after the investigation, and nothing will change.
>>223084190Counting or not counting gang violence?
>>223084190agree, kirk was a wasted political assassination
>>223084210It isn't Opposite Day is it?
>>223084201I heard they put poison gas in the box so they'd know if it was dead
>>223084210He was gay, Donnie Brasco?
>>223084017lmao why would you possibly think that the establishment consensus was very much that and shock horror the establishment investigated themselves and said the only problem was didn't go far enough
>>223084210> donnie brasco is mediocreYou’re retarded> but i cant remember its nameBronx tale
personally i think it's bad to murder people
>>223084190you're either delusional or friendless man he's still the biggest meme of the past yearthis is what happens when you get your worldview from spastic blue check twitter grifters
>>223084202don't forget the washing up afterwards
>>223084251>murdering Soros is bad
new >>223084273>>223084273>>223084273
>>223084234no you can't tell ok even if the box is made out of glass it's scientific
>>223084263You spend your entire life online mate. Go outside and realise nobody gives a shit about any of that nonsense.
>>223083647same im just saying
