is he going to spend the rest of his life in this tiny room? no wife, no children, no friend? just watching tv and going online 24/7
>>223085668surely we're getting a bank holiday on monday if we make the final mr starmbot
early reviews are saying the odyssey is pure kino
>>223085702I given up on having a family or a well paying job so I mostly game goon and watch anime when at home
mexican Chipotle chicken is gone lads replaced by some disgusting hot honey shite
>>223085721really enjoy tights
nth for the baddiedem
heatwave over
>>223085702that's crazy, he must be the only person on Earth who ever lived like that
>>223085592And how can Spain lay claim to Gran Canaria?
>>223085747marika sexo
>>223085722poor thingwouldnt want to be that
>>223085734
>>223085731it will be a decent action movie just a shame cause it could be a generational work of art
right when I get back from the shops I'm going to watch an anime so I can go to an anime convention and get a cosplaying gf
bored
>>223085721Gwarn lass x
>>223085768hes happier than youll ever be
>>223085783you'll do nothing
slathering tuna all over myself
literally doing a poo right now as i type this
>>223085790buyt a fucking ad
aussie slathered in tuna be like "aw nawr! i got tyoona in me knackers!"
someone say sumn bout sum toona
Facesitting sex
I have heard reports that the men will kick the ball tomorrow. Can anyone confirm?
gfberg wants a nose ring but i think they're ugly
>>223085787hi x
>>223085833maiq the liar lookinass nigga
>>223085839Putin will nuke the stadium
looking at my languid little willy between my listless legs
England have never played against Messi. When Argentina did play England in recent years he was either injured or banned on a red card ok
>>223085767True say
>>223085878at least you've GOT a rubbish little willy
>>223085881he will get mogged
>>223085747those shoes are way too small for her
>>223085882Ricky did that pose better in his infamous ATHEIST photoshoot
>>223085893post ftm boygina
messi is a great talent, but he's not jude bellingham
Thinking about showing pictures of my poo to ChatGPT so it can analyse them like Gillian McKeith on that telly program.
>>223085881>in recent yearsWe haven't played them in 21 years.
>>223085908
>>223085846They're peng, just don't go overboard on the face jewelry
this is ground control to major rorkeyouve arsed up your fucking life
>>223085923No way. Was that the game where Beckham got a red card for kicking a guy after the whistle or was that a different team?
>>223085904Chadagon mogs that pseud
right well thats all the sex mods installed then isnt it
dont remember the last time a /brit/ thread was made by a brit
turning my little willy inside out
>>223085959looks like hed get offended when i tell him hes not real and howl in his stupid face
>>223085952Nah, I think one was a bit earlier. The last game we had against them was just a friendly but I hear it was still quite intense
england winning the world cup would be disastrous for the english race
my slippery bumhole
>>223085955smalll boobs
*blocks your path*
>>223085983scary face
remember when greece won the euros?
>>223085848hellos
>>223085983is this that turkish girl?
>>223085983whats going on here?
>>223086061scrm
>>223085983Minto thighs erotic
>>223086015
>>223086061you're not going to get a goth gf by dressing like an egirl tho
>>223086045the kino summer of '04
>>223085978He'd poise through insults and golden bonk with his shiny hammer
>>223086091
>>223086047BACK TO WORK SLAVE *whips you*
>>223085955>>223086093Corrrrrrr Joana
>>223086117vantablack brimstone from the deepest darkest blackest depths of niggerhell
whanking my whilly
>>223085446what is the ground rent and service charge?
forgot to his send in the last thread and someone got away with insulting me and not having to deal with my zingerconsider yourself lucky
right, thats a horrible cloud of purple toxic looking miasma and muck floating over the sky and corrupting everything in comes in contact with then
any psychopathic worm in?
>>223085517>Okay, I think there could be a very good reason it's cheap, and you'll find out why eventuallyIt's a one bedroom apartment and a leasehold, that's why. But those aren't negatives to me at all. I'm single and have no interest in having a family or children, I'm fine with my cat. I've also been invited to be a director of the management company that owns the building, so I won't have a management company telling me what to do, I'll be the management company telling my neighbours what to do. The things that made it very cheap are actually just things that work for me. I also intend to divert the service fees into solshare technology to use service fees to reduce my energy bills. As far as I'm concerned this leasehold just means power and energy for me.I'm going from renter of an apartment to landlord of the entire building in one single jump>>223085537It's only because I've done 300 hours overtime since October and have a sales role. My base salary is only £26,600, you're technically earning more than me in that sense
>>223086156>ground rentgrim reminder that we're peasants
>>223086117seen mohg say nihil a hundred times between elden ring and nightreign and only just looked up what it means
waiting patiently
>>223086141
>>223086218cringed
mad how the creeping Americanisation of our culture since the end of WW2 leads people to believe utterly baseless and incorrect claims about things they can do just because someone in the US state of Wyoming can do it
>>223085983who be this demen of the semen
>>223086242I want Britishization of our culture
>>223086061Rob getting in there with the ladies of reddit
Women are mentally just flamboyant gay men granted licence to act like children their whole lives, granted freedom to do whatever they want without consequences But because of their physical appearances men overlook all that
>>223085702That's a reasonably sized room for an adult, I'd say
>>223086173*wriggles menacingly*
Got an old Lenovo PC that I used as my first home server. Collects dust now since I've upgraded, but I don't want to just toss it because I've assigned it some sort of sentimental value. Think I've got some sort of autism
>Women are mentally just flamboyant gay men granted licence to act like children their whole lives, granted freedom to do whatever they want without consequences>But because of their physical appearances men overlook all that
>>223086183what do you sell that you can make 50k per year
>>223086134*stops workign on purpose*
>>223086310um! x
>>223086250that's mint fantome. a real anal freak
>>223086130Zamn, I should've saved the marika shadow bra effects. Art is deep in the twitter likes>>223086198Makes a anon wonder who taught Mohg Latin while he was locked up
going to drink water. might go wild and put some squash in there
>>223086179me when the boyfriend comes over
>>223086323Choco mintooo
ripping open my belly and letting all the black worms and maggots come out
>>223086323choco minto
>>223086301the option for non fault drivers to claim on the at fault person's policy rather than their own car insurance policy. they don't pay, but we save, so it's a sale
>>223086344>>223086348genetic dead ends
>>223086323I meant the cosplayer not the character x
she's the one who used to be called pomu and she had cancer isn't that right?
>>223086364mental. i'm in the wrong line of work
>>223086316Went to uni with the guy on the left. Lent him a copy of my mineralogy book saying "hey you can use this for the lecture" and he just assumed he would get to keep it permanently.Guess that geology textbook was promised to him 3000 years ago by God.
I will never recover from the pain or torture of existing as a flesh suit that is of the wrong biological sex
right well
>>223086386how old are you wtf
well then
waiting for my washing to finish then after it's hung up I can go for a virgin walk in the sun, get my tan topped up
Power just went out because I didn't pay my leccy bill.
just had one of those restful napsout like a light for 2 hours solid
>>223086412thats that paid then isnt it
leftypop off his chops
>>223086406I'm 29 and he was probably a mature student (not by a lot), but being a Zionist ghoul will age your soul by it's karmic debt.
>>223086412is this a big beetlejuice
supping up worms with chopsticks
not one but two female colleagues waved at me at work this morning
>>223086412they got him
get your own zionist autistic gear https://www.neurozion.com/category/all-products
i wipe my arse with the social contract
>>223086378https://x.com/petra__fyedi think but there's so many minto cosplayers i've lost track
>>223086061Ktim
i would enjoy a selection of cured meats
but how do you dress if you want a goth gf
>>223086466must....not......buy.....
Virgins talking about their deep video game lore
>>223086496
>>223086493f*ck yeah ill be noshing on the saucisson and die haussalami later
peace lily is flowering :)
>>223086381Yh but she didn't have cancer but did a preventative operation to reduce cancer risk
>>223086464waving your stench away as you passed them
>>223086496the sexiest goth hunk of all time is peter steele
>>223086519indian-coded
>>223086416couldn't be me as I'm £1200 in credit with the gas & electric company on account of my direct debit being like £130/month while I use perhaps £25 worth as a single male virgin>couldn't you get a credit refundyeah but I can't be arsed
how to dress if i want goth bf
>>223086549On the modern internet, what isn't?
>>223086466buying the first one ironically and having to come up with a backstory to whatever that jumbled up mess of words could possibly mean
drank all day yesterdaylet me just say my toilet is earning his keep today
>>223086546it's ok to be jealous x
Tickets to see Trash Boat in October are BOOKEDGoing on my own but that's not sad and pathetic is it?
mm wow me sex goth girl mommyboobbys
>>223086519>>223086579Me with the whiskers
>>223086562me
>>223086587i have a gf who loves meyou'll live your entire life completely alone
any drug-taking mongs in
>>223086592i look like that and say that
indian obsessed ausposter is back again is he
>>223086601
>>223086531Based
andy will give goth gfs to everyone
incels and indians are very similar
>>223086579hellyeahslop
Football's tomorrowHope coach puts me in
>>223086635not really though are they
The sex pistols were never actually anarchists and were always tory voting industry plants doing a LARP based on what they thought punk wasThere is real punk in the hardcore, crust, anarcho-punk scenesSex pistols etc just dyed their hair funny colours and pretended to get "banned" from places. They are to punk what sleep token is to metal.
Any forward young man in?
>>223086555can't say
>>223086615
>>223086633Social democratic W
>>223086531no luck catching them killers then
australia lad seems mad
>>223086622On his daily crashout he is
>>223086622>>223086655bastard bitch fuck you... india supwrepower bloody FUCK
>>223086550This seems insane to me, why aren't they adjusting your dd?
>>223086615*does a line*...yh
>>223086664why
>>223086719Ok I can just dress normal desu they don't really care how other people dress :)
hair is shocking today
>>223086579cat isnt nearly indian looking for this to be an accurate representation
>>223086659Oh my gunners
quality of ausposts has never been high but they've been particularly bad these past few weeks
woke up full of anxiety :|
evri driver where are my fucking m&s chinos you ratyou shit, you bastard
>>223086713>why doesnt a company stop profiting off a lazy retardwho knows
The anti-Aus britposter is having another incel rampage :/
>>223085702If i was on the UK right nkw, i would grab this fellow Archie and take him to London and teach him to seduce a nigerian discent woman.TV...watching tv in 2026 is just sad. So much advertising, so much rubbish...
>>223086711
is it mambo time????
>>223086531corr wish mine would it looks sad as fuck
>>223086745australian general btw
need myself put in a labour camp for future job prospects
>>223086766>TV...watching tv in 2026 is just sad. So much advertising, so much rubbish...This, /brit/ is much better
Fat people have been suffering during the heatwave and you're LAUGHING?
>>223086793screaming at this
>>223086728Gap moe gyaru kinda speech
Mambo fans when they find out there's a 5th mambo
fucking addicted to xans
>>223086713It's not like they're hiding the option, I could change it on the website and it would issue a credit refund. I just can't be arsed. They respect my wishes.
>>223086788yh?
>>223086768baby israel always gets me
>>223086813*rapes you alive*
>34 years young>university degree>job experienceand now I'm applying for an apprenticeship because there are no jobs out there and I figure it'll be easier to do an apprenticeshipanyway there's my blog post for today
>>223086833>*rapes yo--[-]
How is this supposed to be negative in any way
>>223086844>>>/pol/
>>223086844spraying lynx directly into the sky at this revelation
fuck you bloody basterd benchod
>Universal credit: do you have any savings in excess of £16,000 to disclose?>Me in credit £50,000 with the gas company: erm... no
>>223086777>>223086808Mambo! https://youtu.be/mesnKFpZhrg
Pandas are such lazy fucks they'd be extinct without constant human intervention and support
incel bedroom still smells of barbecue because of the kids setting moorland on fire
>>223086844rorke putting every electrical appliance on in his flat to own the nigs
the mandem are melting down in the heat and being used to fill in potholes they're calling it Bantu bitumen for christ sake the government needs to step in
>>223086877why do their heads change size while they talk
big messy spaghetti wank
Today's luncheonMisono Mika and cheese sandwich1 x medium banana1 x pack of fridge raiders1 x yorkshire tea in my special mug
if i had a gf and woke up to this view my life would literally be fixed but some retards keep telling me that getting a gf won't change anything
I wish I could be your wife. But I'm a freak. I'm sorry. I'm not right. Euthanise me. It's for the best.
>>223086903
>>223086907To simulate Indian head bobbles
They should have free use euthanasia booths in every city so I can just end it allIt's evil to force people to exist
why would minorities suffer from the heat wave aren't they from fucking africa
>>223086952futrama
Fuckign screaming children neighbour nightmare child
>>223086918that's a cartoon mate
>>223086956its the humidity what gets you
>>223086844I thought darker skinned people could tolerate the heat better?
>>223086903The mandem are wearing puffer jackets and chatting up lightly dresses fitties albeit
sorry guys got to go to a meeting
>>223086993i don't have a non-cartoon version
>>223086844thought it was a joke until i saw the logo top right
ireland cooked senpai
>>223086777
get them A/Cget their windows triple glazedget their lofts insulated
runtoil in a bit. dont want to
>>223087069mental how you can just not go for a run
need a haircut
>>223087069every day is runt toil for you
>>223086656Was just saying this down the pub
Called my dog a bloody benchod bastard and he started wagging his tale. Silly doggo
why is he posting cartoon children
>>223087049worth it for all the deranged porn and spam were getting!
>>223087089go get yersel one
>>223087105can you go be an autistic nonce somewhere else
This is an anime website
>>223086875
runtoil today. dont want to but have to
>>223087136even the owner himself said it wasnt kek
>>223087129
>>223086811No I mean, automatically. They should adjust your dd automatically
>>223087152He's wrong then
>>223087105>>223087158Fun show this
>>223087158you're going to die alone
>>223087168the owner of the site is wrong and the pedo posting cartoon children is right yeah?
>>223087189Yes
these niggas will one day be 50 year old balding incels coming here and posting their chinese cartoons lol
>>223087178
Maomao sex
i don't think being on 4chan for half my life has affected me that much
anime is cool
We're gonna see some serious punch ups tomorrow Tensions are running highFans have already been scrapping in the stands and there's a video of the Argentinians burning a British flag and cheering It's already being sold as a grudge matchIt's going to be kino and the Argentinians are going to get crushed
Got a panini in the panini machine panini is actually the plural form and the singular is panino so really I've got a panino in the panino machine (it only big enough for one panino)
>>223087316the machine can make many paninos in it's lifetime so it is a panini machine
linux is shit for posting images on 4chancan't see what's in my folder until i click on it and even then it's some tiny preview
in gyaldemfreaks mind these are his gf
>>223087316conscious that people can see me through the window but I reckon I can get away with wanking tbqh
>panini machine Good goy
>>223087346dolphin on KDE looks fine to me
>>223087303scotland: nae laddie that's oor flag an aw it's tha englane flag fae tha fitbaw team ayeargentinians: que?
I've been feeding the "noble false widow" spider in my garden many caterpillars. well over a dozen. today I saw its old skin has moulted, hanging in the web, and the spider has grown large and has bright red markings on it now. it looks a bit like darth maul
>>223087346>GNOME
Put coin in the arse wank machine, see what happens
>>223087376i'm on mint>>223087405dunno what that is
>>223087427post one of those prehistoric artefacts
>>223087427>not knowing gnome as a linux user?
>>223087427zoomzoom
>>223087400Any chance you could get it to bite my jeb end?
>>223087447this is the oldest one in that folder - 30th May 2008
>linux
>>223087400cor it's evolved
had sex once and didnt really think it was all that
>>223087427mint should support GTK4 native file picking so idk either you're on a really old version or it's misconfigured
>>223087466he looks like he comes from one of those famicom RPG instructions booklets
>>223087449>>223087461only got onto linux a month or so agobefore that i was on windows 7 because i'm old as fuckpic: 18th July 2008
>>223087504badass
fat ugly neighbour listening to music at a very loud volume right now. probably needs to turn it up so the sound can penetrate through the fat in her ear canals
the smoking cue......
>>223087498if you haven't seen Akira you should give it look. Best japanimation of all time by milespic is from 6th Oct 2008
i am 29 years old
>>223087537Is that just some random 4channer's wallpaperWere you all like 'god she is so me'Woah 5:4 woke will hate this
the only reason i dont use linux is because i still game on windows sometimes, and i cant dual boot on my ancient thinkpadit's superior otherwise
get the bloody wolves repopulating the country
>>223087597I thought linux could play games now?
i believe that's scarlett johansen in lost in translation
>>223087332mine's not reusable >>223087376Same
Honestly gives me the fear when I remember there's grown men who won't use a proper operating system because they're can't play their little computer games on it
everyone hate me :'(
>>223087589probably from a desktop/wallpaper thread yeahi don't remember saving it because it was 17 years ago17 years on 4chan fucking hell
>>223087648>>223087648>>223087648New
>>223087635i play my little computer games on Linux :) playing Fable 3 currently but I got it confused with Fable 2 so I'm going to not play it and switch to Fable 2 instead
>>223087297This is the least cool thing
>>223085783Basado>>223086378Looks like sunashiee to me
