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hey im walkin here - donald trump 2001
>>223088815Brings me back to when I was a kid
I cannot believe you've done this
>>223092302my parents had a baby blue Chrysler minivan.
The caliphate has fallen!
its so incredibly cold im legit dying
>>223092403lol
yesterday, I mistook A.C. Clarke's work for Isaac Asimov's, that was the robot guy, and Clarke was the AI bad guy. My brain was fried from being out in the heat most of the day. But those I, Robot novels were too philosophical for my younger self, I wanted action sci-fi like you got in the movies. And in truth most sci-fi lit has a lot of action and the robot novels are contrarian attempts at serious genre lit. Maybe I should look into them again, now that I've found out about Musk's great robot assembly line wager.
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>>223092425Saudi Arabia is extremely gay anywayhttps://web.archive.org/web/20201109014959/https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/05/the-kingdom-in-the-closet/305774/
Prince- When Doves Cry(Heaven remix) featuring Lindsey Graham and Ayatollah Khomeini
hate when I'm have a discussion near the end of thread and it has to stop for a new thread.
>>223092488It's kind of funny because despite those Arab countries making this whole show of "oh gays aren't allowed or don't exist in this country"they definitely do. My uncle was a openly gay man working for Emirates in Dubai kek
>>223092403boobs
>>223092508only because they don't enforce the page 8 rule.
:/ Israeli janny
>>223092536whats that?
>>223092508it's inevitable unless the bump limit increasesbut there's also nothing stopping anyone from replying to old posts either, it's just unlikely
>>223092566Can I fuck your ass?
just talked to my mexican coworker about how much we hate argentinians lmao
What's a cologne that doesn't fucking wear off? I spent 100 clams on a bottle of Acqua di Gio and you can't even smell the shit 2 hours later
>>223088815I thought it looked a lot like the Fords you used to see around here 20 years ago, and apparently it is a Ford, just renamed for the US market
>stretch>shoulder pops so loudly it sounds like a stick breaking
>>223092590Kill yourself
>>223092590כן, אני אוהב למצוץ זין, בלי שום אירוניה. הריח נהדר.
though why Ford, an American company, would omit the brand name on the home market, I have no idea
>>223092634>bend knees>loud crunching noises
>>223092567after bump limit you're supposed to wait until the thread drops to page 8 before you make a new.
oh, maybe it's cause Americans knew that a Mercury is a Ford but Europeans needed to see the name Ford for the brand loyalty to kick in
>world cup has a 3rd place matchlmao
>>223092589not sure why other boards have a 500 bump limit.
Youre gonna wanna go with the Montblanc back bottle called Legend. Shit literally lasts all day, it's aroma is "Fresh & Fougere", with notes of Bergamot, Jasmine & Sandalwood.
Sell alcohol to children.
>sell
short that kidcoin!
>>223092748I just buy whatever's at tj maxx and smells good
Real mens hours
When I was 17 I accidentally broke a bottle of this on my desk in my room and all senior year my desk smelled of Aspen and even today smelling that cologne instantly transports me back to senior year
>>223092862real men drinking fucking coffee not this gay shit known as diet coke that's reserved for pussies like mr donald gay blump
indians have nice cologne
>>223092634>>223092694take pleasure in pops and crackles. it's when you can't use them at all, that age dawns on you.
Can I smell your musky armpits?
>>223092893>fart de toilettehabibi they do not smell good
>>223092748I used to have a coworker with the surname Fougere who was accused of raping one of the other coworkers in a back room
Acqua di Gio is probably my favorite cologne but it evaporates so quickly, like cotton candy in waterAt $100 an ounce that's too much for an hour of smelltime
>>223092893Hint of curry and street sewage
Do any y’all niggas wanna buy a car
if you think curry smells bad then you are idiot
only incels wear cologne
>>223092980Do you want to shid pant?
>>223092894shut up faggot
just watched a great tiktok
>>223092980im still in the process of making payments to officially own my car
>>223088815need a desi brown gf bros
>>223092991The Indian smell is usually a mix of cumin and extreme body odour. It’s not like pure curry
>>223092938Another thrilling tale from Quebec
>>223092958you could probably find a decent knock off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qakSasmL0it has been a trying day...time to hoist the topsail
when i worked in a grocery store this old coworker wanted to have sex with me. he said back when he was in the army one guy would take care of another and it wasn't considered gay
If you want to smell like an Indian eat a bunch of Taco Bell take a massive diarrhea shit in the toilet and then rub it all over your face and walk around like that
>Only incels [insert thing I don't do and feel somehow diminished for not doing it].
I dont do sex with women
>>223093062>>223093096The Raped (allegedly) was a black woman; we’re not talking gay alleged rape
>>223093117...
i told him that sounds gay af and he looked hurt
so many jeets in canada that they have to start polluting the air to feel more at home
I need to get the fuck out of here!!!! AAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!!
indians (feather) smuggle indians(dot) from canada to america
>>223093096>when i worked in a grocery store this old coworker wanted to have sex with me.i've been groped twice at work unironically. one time this central american guy grabbed my dick on accident and this other time this creepy old gay dude touched my ass not by accident. ignored both incidents, but i regret not reporting the old gay guy because it was a seasonal job and they kept that creep over me.
https://youtu.be/wWiBJJ2dvBg
old women used to harass my coworker at work. drop things to make him pick it up and see his ass. i was jealous
>>223093235>wanting to see a man’s assDid they want to peg him?
>>223093255i don't know. i guess some women like mans ass
Had liver, potatoes, carrots and rice for lunch
>>223093212I didn't know they did skits in early 70's songs...the combination of skit & jam is pretty unusual, but it's pretty funny
what is karl marxs theory of alienation
>>223093255i've overheard a lot of girls talking about men's rumps. I think they fantasize about what it would look like behind their pussy.
>>223093303workers in an industrial society no longer take pride in or identify with their work cause they work at an assembly line instead of crafting the product with their own hands o algo
>>223093258LOL
I’m gay now baka thank you
>>223093303His idea is that artisans who make something from start to finish, and then sell the product themselves can take pride in their work and see the benefits of their hard work. A wagecuck on an assembly line who does one little step in the process and gets the same wage regardless of how much effort he puts in has been alienated from the product of his labour.
I didn't wear underwear today and I have my cotton slacks on and a huge fucking boner from lurking /s/.I want to go to the bathroom to take care of it but this is the setup at my job. The red line indicates the positions of the desks of the middle age office ladies who work here. To even get to the bathroom if have to essentially show off my raging boner to all of them. Embarrassing.
>>223093406sounds like a hater. let a nigga get his bread
taco bell is giving patrons explosive diarrhea
soccer in 57 minutes
the first Slovenian taco bell was announced last year to open by the end of 2027 but there have been rumors that the deal fell through
>>223093428>looking at porn at work
>>223093527what is the slovenian economy based on
>>223093003never. my thumbs and tongue are what still works. i'll bother you into my grave, i swear it!
i have a face for radio and a voice for print
I'm the bad boy of 4chan
>>223093553we diversified now
>>223093428>"job">has time to fuck around on 4chan a d mspaintlucky sonbitch
Lmaohttps://youtube.com/shorts/EzuRNJRs34k
slovenians first got access to the radio in 1982. it was the greatest technological advancement in the nation’s history
>>223093607what do you manufacture
>>2230936251928, 1958 for TVthis has never been a backward place by Eastern European standards
>>223093626various stuff, lots of specialized machinery and tech, too
>>223093625Malawi just discovered math.
>>223093686I doubt it
All my memories are stuck with me
Zoom Zoom is still range banned here but you can say hi to him on the /cum/ discord if you want https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
canadians discovered blacked on the day of their founding and it is a deeply-rooted cultural practice that is continued and strongly associated with canadian identity to this day
>>223093428put your hands in your pocket and hold your dick
Discord is for children and pedophiles
>>223093754what did he even do?
>discord*barfs*
Out in the streets of bakersfield trynna figure out what this thing called life is. Not much here for me, might head up east to new york city.
Are you enjoying the show? Refill your taco… You’ll love this next part.
i’m the type of nigga to eat pussy with teeth
One of the weirdest things about having a job, is that sometimes people will just come talk to you. Like coworkers or othersuch people. They'll literally just walk right up to you and start saying words. Like, have you lost your damn mind?
>>223093753they'll inform you as you go, rather than hurt you. the ones that sting now, you'll eventually grow scar tissue, devoid of nerve-endings. the things you most-prized, you might wonder, "why the hell did i ever care about that?"
>>223093864This white dude did that to me once at work and I ignored him after like a minute and he started a one sided beef with me after that.
>>223093766I was going to say no but just look at what redditjeet posts all day...
>>223093856>BakersfieldHow's the meth
I dont want to eat shit for capital! I just want to lie down on my bed!
>>223093607I'm not sure how pic rel data was actually compiled but it's the closest pie chart I could find
>>223094067Fuck my ass
Bakersfield niggas be like>Bienvenido al campo del panadero
I'm here now!
>>223094098Brampton niggas be like>सार का नंबर 1 रेस्टोरेंट - ज़बरदस्त फ़ूड पॉइज़निंग
>>223094067you are THE first world economy, there was a lot of worry about outsourcing for a long time but it seems that's slowly being reversed
gock
im like fuck this bullshit man
I invented going to hell and being retarded
want to get high but I have familial obligations this evening*sigh*
>>223094257i hate you
>>223094276I'm so sorry :(
almost made a post i know you all would have hated
Gym
>>223094306did it go>that Elon guy...he's a good sort
I'm coughing like crazy since 3 days ago. I think I have Lupus.
Grey, grey, grey's the world for meGrey, grey's the world for meFifteen year club, grey, grey, grey
Doing 20 kilos lighter now but I'm going deep deep know what I'm saying
My advice? Lie down on your back, raise your feet up next to your ears or behind your head, raise your butt up in the air, and poop diarrhea all over your own balls.
just got ratioed on french incel twitter
>>223088815if you hate indians and other minority groups, just don't talk or interact with them as much as possible. Not white? Not friends
nigga you dont even smoke
being a mouse must be interesting
I'm not very good at coping with reality. Other people seem much more stoic and equipped to handle hardship. I'm much weaker than that.
>>223094100there he is! finally! took ya long enough you slug. boiler-maker for my man!
Imagine if covid was explosive diarrhea instead of a flu
just finished crying. i felt that nobody liked me
Check this out!https://youtu.be/CaXapWQeeeg?is=Uq1BrhWJyXcJOo0Y
>>223094515You sound submissive and breedable. I will protect you if you join my harem.
>>223094515I used to be hysterical and pessimistic in the face of adversity and though I've embraced the nuanced optimism of the yacht recently, that can still come to the fore under extreme pressure, like it did today as I was trying to set up my e-trading test but got blocked from all sides
>>223094522Yes! I have returned for a other /cum/ session
It was annoying that the AI summary was shoved at the top of every search but now if you search for something in another language it will be in that language, fuck off already
men who go fishing and after catching the fish release it back to the water are such cringe faggots
>>223094607I like you, ya sad cunt.
i heard an angel from heaven
>>223094694you sound bitter and hateful of people who have more fun than you
>>223094694fishing for "fun" is lame
lol that boomer got launched by that bison
>>223094694I say the same about border patrol agents and illegals
>>223094761
some people have faces that inspire pity
>>223093754c-c-can I come to /cum/ discord too?
Can we just nuke tehran already. Tired of their shit
We won
she's in public i can record her if i want
>>223094851>WeNun sei 'Medigann, Canadianese
They replaced my penis with condos
I think I have finally reached the acceptance stage on the state of the white race. It's over. For the rest of human history, Europe will be a mixed race continent. With possible the only holdouts being small relatively isolated settlements such as Åland.The ONLY WAY that it can be fixed is if some kind of civilization-ending catastrophe causes billions to die, and people naturally self-segregate themselves to ethnic tribes
Got a fat stack on France advancing over Spain to the finals let’s go Ngubus don’t let me down
How hard is it to fuck a french or spanish woman as a black person?
>>223094851so you want permanent high gas prices?
>>223094858cum is an Olivia general
>>223094923but you're white anon
>>223094962I am not
>>223094948Gracie is hotter
dont worry about who the fuck i am im right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck
>>223094851Proxy off, Shmuel
When did everyone call buffalo "bison" they are bison but no one calls it bison wild wings
>>223094923>>223094980Not to chud out, but why don't you just stick to your own race? I would never date a non-white because they aren't part of my "tribe" and therefore my potential kids wouldn't have any concrete identity
and buffalos don't even have wings
>>223095053some buffalo do have wings, like a pegasus
>>223094799the real reason why spacex tanked
>>223095043I didn’t say I’d have kids with them dummy. I only plan to commit to black women long term
>>223095011Goober
yeah you WISH you could work as fucking hard as i can
>>223095197Hooksup are bad for the mind and soul.
How do you even talk to or relate to a vaccinated circumcised normie male? They have very little to bring to the table
>>223095026To distinguish them from water buffalo since they're probably not actually a buffalo. Plus every so many years or so we get a wave of ESL thirdworlders who don't know the actually names of things in English so a cougar, panther, and mountain lion could all be the same animal or not.
Getting tired of my brother dating neurotic black women.
say hi if you see me on /sp/
>>223094855them chinese tricks wouldn't stand a chance against a pea shooter
>>223095228So is being an idealistic incel. Pick your poison I guess
>>223095290done
>>223095253I saved that image whether you decide to give permission or not.
>>223095290>Say hello to ya mutha fwah me
I'm an unlovable incel>5'8 >incel voice >incel gait>weakling>acne scars >prominent smile lines at 23 >unfunny >autistic >low iq It's over for me
What kind of grown man has a gait. At your age you should have a well-developed stride.
How do I get rid of my indian accent guys :(
>>223095369post a vocaroo
>>223095325It's all yours
business idea: /gif/ sex education
hmm yeah think I will do nothing of substance and instead marathon LOST today
>>223095335>>incel gaitbitches love the haaland walk now
how would Americans react if they drive down the Midwest in their shitty old Sedan and this song suddenly starts playing in the radio?https://youtu.be/BsRR2ay-_Bs?si=ihrP06IbQYLf19SH
>>223095378No its embarrassing >.<
>>223095390Haaland is 6'5, with a deep voice, charasmatic is actually skilled at something, and a multi-millionaire
>how it started
>how it went
>>223095474Go on...
>>223095459I want him to cum in my bum
It’s over. My money is gone
>how it's going
I saw 'hot pretzels' on /ck/ and thought they were liek chili pretzels
>>223095499Good job anon, when you reach 700 Mr. Shekelstein will tempt you into debt slavery once again. Don't fall for it again!
PENALTY
Sup homies
I did not like the new negative xp album
>>223095565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3lFyhCgjtEare you yachting like Aristotle Onassis, son? How's the LP trading business going for you?
>Son you're a born gooner!
>>223095543They're already sending me a bunch of credit cards with huge spending limits. Shan't!
>>223095532Black people think a 410 is a good credit score
when i was a kid me and my friend were so obsessed with ed edd and eddy that we spoke to each other exclusively in quotes from the show
Did you guys buy a Mega Millions for tonight? I donated plasma and spent all the money on MM tickets.
I deserve this
>>223095719how do i do that?
>>223095658Another piece of advice is to keep the credit cards you paid the debt off from active, they can keep building your credit score. If you get rid of them it can lower your credit score.
>>223095768Black women have excellent bodies but poor faces. I would need to put a bag over her had to sleep with her.
Penis? More like "Pungus"
>>223095562penalties are really a huge flaw in soccerway too opthe player who was fouled should at least be the one who takes the kick, instead of choosing whoever
Ngubu bros...
who is our favorite /cum/cord character?
>>223095685I am black
>>223095781If you live in Alaska, Hawaii, Alabama, Nevada or Utah, then you can't. But if you live in any other state, go to your nearest gas station and ask for 1 Mega Millions ticket. Or just buy it online if your state has a website
how do you even check your credit score anyway
>>223095836fuck i live in fairbanks alaska
>>223095785I've never owned a credit card and never will. This is from getting a loan to put a down payment on a car
>>223095808>instead of choosing whoeverI always thought this was weird too
>>223095830Do you have a peer-reviewed source to back this up?
>>223095637What an absolute chune!>How's the LP trading business going for you?I bought this today, first Japanese edition, I feel so lucky, it was 60 Euro while on discogs its 100-200.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C7uJyYI4YI
>>223095826myself
>>223095857seen any chugs? hahahaha
>>223095859>I've never owned a credit card and never willThat's not good if you want to build your credit score albeit, you just get one then use it one time before never using it again.
>>223095867
Might just be a 3 hour gym day
>>223095826jason is obviously the goat. i also liked the french arab when he was around
>>223095826All cancerAll of the discord users that come here are cancer and should kill themselves
>>223095881Hi I'm homeOhrid was my favorite stop on my trip
I played mario party with rorke, leftypol, timmy and redditjeet last night
Jason reminds me of Ignatius Reilly
>>223095907Lmao I remember the French Arab. I vividly remember being in the senior year of high school and reading his posts. I miss his pessimistic ramblings
Another epic frigg*n night of gaming and gooning. Can I get a hell yeah?
>>223095826Serb poster hands down. He made everyone seethe so easily. I miss him a lot.
Whenever a Black person talks about traveling, it's almost always to Europe. I find this strange, would you not want to visit the continent where your ancestors came from?
im tired boss
>>223096029I liked him until he said something about wanting to see his gf get fucked by another man.
I'll never forget, when I was little we went camping and in the morning I put out the fire by kicking dirt on it and my grandpa said "Na, ya gotta use wata, tha friggen embahs" and that line has stayed in my head all my life
>>223096029vpn off luka
Just go to the gym 2 hours a day and you'll never goon again
>>223096006hell yeahwhat game
>>223096060Same, seeing this just makes you dislike someone immediately
>>223095881atmospheric and dynamic, that, but these days I only listen to the blandest of jazz pop to calm my frayed nerves as I try to make a living online
I went camping once with my friends family when I was like 10. We shot guns and ate BBQ, I was a terror with that fuckin Beretta
>>223095881I also I had something that I think is similar to what you recommended me, in Kosovo Giant meat patty with kamjak
>>223096063the guy that lives on the 14th floor?
>>223096105school shooter vibes
>>223096099Give a skim, for me it's a no skip album.
>>223096138?? You don't know what you're talking about
Is it true if I go to Greece and say a few Greek words, men will offer their daughter's hand in marriage?
>>223096164where's the tranifesto
>>223095939Hell yeah dude, I told you. Orhid lake is very nice. Did you take this pic?>>223096128Oh the pleskavitsa? That does look good, and it's a great combo with cabbage for some reason.
>>223096071Either Sulfur or Perfect Dark on my deck
>>223096166Yes. I got 5 Greek wives rn by doing that
>>223096166No, who told you that?
Saganaki is really good
So many sexy babes at the gym, so close yet so far
>>223096234They're not as sexy as you though
>>223096219It's a common stereotype
Transport, motorways and tramlinesStarting and then stoppingTaking off and landingThe emptiest of feelingsDisappointed peopleClinging onto bottlesAnd when it comesIt's so, so disappointing
Women are only supposed to wear white when they get married if they're virgins. But nowadays every cocksuckin slob whore wears white even if they e been through a hundred cocks
>>223096185>pleskavitsaYes I think so, it was quite good indeed.I did take that pic, in fact I took more than 1600 pictures on this trip
>>223096260Tradition is dead, nothing is sacred
Louis CK said even when life is bad it's still funny
>>223096290this. all women are spawns of satan
You ever get married to a whore....ON WEED???
>>223096219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKU9PQkySDsoh yeah, I found this madman on RYM, apparently this was released only this month after decades in the making and p4k is lionizing it...it's great 10's hypnagogic pop kinda stuff tho the guy is like 70 now
>>223096232THIS!>>223096274Nice, glad you enjoyed your trip. For some reason their flag comes off a bit Chinesy asian to me lol. I do like Macedons despite everything, it's a fun banter between us.
Srs question, do Zoomers watch movies from like the 90s and 2000s and trip out at the way things used to be, the things that used to be normal like calling people fags and having sexy women in movies and tv
at the end of the day the day ends
times when tranny case was absolutely necessary
>>223096369Wise words. Let the who have ears for it hear.
About to finish pic related. Thoroughly enjoyed it, and would highly recommend it to anyone ITT. I especially enjoyed his critique of televised religion. Stating that because (among other things) because television is a visual media, it is not as well equipped to describe abstract concepts of religion such as the Trinity. So the message gets dumbed down, to only superficial aspects of it. Furthermore, because you can't capture god on a camera, the show is more focused on the preacher himself, which, either intentionally or not, makes god secondary to the preacher, who is the actual star of the show.
>>223096260Business idea: invade marriages of known non virgins and throw a buckets of black paint on them
>>223096450>Postman was born to a Jewish family[2] in New York City, where he spent most of his life.[3] Shan't
Red is more appropriate. The Scarlet Letter and all that
>>223096359idkI'm a zoomer but I got everyone at work to start callling things gay and faggy despite hr propaganda lmao
>>223096309He's not wrong, I try to make all my life fumbles into funny stories in my head that I laugh at, that makes it easier on the psyche.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKU9PQkySDs this is very good lol, Slovenia AGAIN mogs me at my own game:D Saving it ofc. Do you think I should buy this>>223095565just because the cover is Larry Fink? The album is meh and has just a couple of good tracks and I'm trying to justify a 24 euro purchase for the lolzheres the album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To0mS69zh2I&list=OLAK5uy_nOuOGF-2ZRmyyIpGJh_txG2ZRmDD4co6gfirst song is not bad
>>223096260wild how people aren't ashamed of things until they realize we still live in a boomer jew world
>>223096523oops forgot to tag>>223096523>>223096334
Kalos orisate stin Ellada
>>223096547Wtf does that even mean
>>223096606Kalos sas vrika
>>223096648Sorry that's one of the only Greek phrases I know. I also know ya sas and milate ellenika?
>>223096495He praises Christianity in the book(specifically Protestantism) for encouraging a tradition of literacy. Most states passed laws that required reading and writing schools to be built to help children understand the Bible better. He further commends the main writers of the great awakening for their rational argumentation style (as compared to the modern-day televised preacher). He is hardly the stereotypical goyim-hating Jew
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