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I want a sub sandwich that never ends that I can snap my fingers and just pull from a portal and eat until I'm full and then close the portal and the infinite sub sandwich is waiting for me again any time And an ordinary unassuming plastic bottle of water that's just always full and chilled
Singles and I have sex before the end of the year
>>223096713
>>223096670The most important one you need to learn is "Na pame na fame"
Spanish team will gas around the 70th minute. Then Mbappe will score 2. Trust the plan
>>223096830Take your thirdie sport and fuck off
>>223096830mbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappe
Keep me updated on the ball game
Thoughts on water chestnuts and bean sprouts?
Ooooh, y'all gon make me go to Jersey Mikes
>>223096919>Water chestnutsLOVE em>Bean sproutsWhen I was a kid my mom put these in my bologna sandwiches and I grew to love them
>>223096919both vile
your mom sure knows her way around the kitchen
>>223096532I would try to get an apprenticeship but I am too old to try them and also I sucked at my first real blue collar work besides landscaping sadly that's the only thing I get right
>>223096750I've never watched this cartoon but yeah something like this.
>>223096919Bean sprouts are great in pho
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Thanks to my mom (and dad) instilling healthy eating habits in me, I am in exquisite health and haven't been sick in any way in well over ten years. My immune system is like a god damn healing factor, too.
>>223097155your dad raped your mom
>>223097183holy truke
Cute vegetables that a skinny Asian gf with a rabbit diet would eat, in addition to lotus roots, baby versions of normal vegetables, edamames, etc. And she'd make cute little noises while eating them and say "Mmm!" with widened eyes before praising their freshness or some inscrutable quality only she would think to try and perceive
It’s actually over for real this time
so what if my dad raped my mom
>>223097236Lookit this faggot weeb and laugh
I deserve this
Wild how it's always vegetables that get recalled
>>223097454We already talked about this.
>>223097454wdym?
>>223097487I wasn't here :/
I have never had food delivered to my house, all 3 places I lived were too far
>>223097559based
dipping tater tots in hummus. old world meets da new
>>223097599Hummus is made of chickpeas which contain Biochanin A. If you combine that with the copious amounts of potassium in potatoes, you might have a seizure.
>>223097702chatgpt said you're lying
>He had to look it up
>>223097574>>223097599>>223097702>>223097741>>223097760i wish to cum inside one of you
>>223097782not it
>>223097782Kill yourself instead
>>223096832too much processed meat...but meatball subs are awesome, I had one at subway once
every sudanese person i ever met was a great person. we could learn from the sudanese
>too much processed meat
>>223097814>Processed meat What do you think meatballs are. They're probably wayore processed than sliced turkey or ham
maybe I'm just paranoid cause I smoke weed and I used to drink a lot until quite recently, those and cured meat are all cancer risks
years of war and famine have left my bussy destroyed
>>223097844I worked on a fishing boat with a Sudanese guy. His skin was literally as dark as coal and he was like 6'5".He was very friendly and funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nzytWZPyuEwThis video sums up just about everything I hate about the modern world. Jesus christ what a fucking gay faggot ass dystopia nightmare. Of all the cool ones we could've gotten, instead we get HIV/AIDs bull semen slurping pozzed faggot rainbow nigger shit cameras everywhere while some faggot Starbucks drinking soylent bug eating FREAK tracks down random anon for being sort of mean to le heckin doggo for a few seconds so the entire force of surveillance apparatus must be brought down upon him so a bunch of tranny degenerate freaks can try ruining his life from behind computer screens. I can not even describe how much I hate this faggot world in words. Please G-D end this soyciety in nuclear hellfire
brainlets confuse the term "processed foods" with "chemicals like nitrate"
>>223097900oh, is that cause an italian meatball is supposed to be 50% of what you call italian sausage? Still, the other half is just ground meat
What's wrong with being a weeb
I can live without sales or closing, but conmen never talk about how they can't live without marketing. My whole business empire started by holding a sign on the street for 8 hours a day, now I have a private jet for my bentley.
>>223098045can i suck your dick
I've had spaghetti & meatballs both with and without fennel-heavy sausage and that sausage is a must, ground meat meatballs are school cafeteria food
>>223097454Eating vegetables is gay and gives you aids
Actually failed on the chest press and a bunch of people came to see if I was ok, pretty embarrassing
>>223098085if you're brazilian how come you cant speak Portuguese
Concern troll moral panic alarmist faggots are rapidly becoming my least favorite form of subhuman. I prefer niggers to them. OMG some brainlet schizo killed himself because a chatbot this is totally concerning and you should care very much, after all you ARE a Decent Human Being™ aren't you? It's called being a Decent Person™ okay? You totally have to care so, so much about this topic or else you're a Bad Guy and need to be thrown into a black site by glowniggers and reeducated. Don't forget to donate to a charity of our choice :^)Kill all oversocialized bug people kill all oversocialized bug people kill all oversocialized bug people. Need a can of raid to spray on these nu-humans mankind 2.0 faggots must be destroyed absolutely. Computers are gay now.
>>223098145zamn that's crazy
>>223098171Ain't it THOUGH?
>>223098081cream spinach tho and mashed potato & veggie combos like colcannon are good stuff
>>223098145i can drink to that, left and right
>>223098021It's cringe and gay
The sky is falling the sky is falling! A retarded depressed kid became an hero! This is totally unprecedented and a teenager has never committed suicide before. This says so much about society and we NEED government legislation now! Don't forget to donate! The solution is giving more money and power to government and NGO conglomerates!
Umm, sweety you need to sit down and listen. This pozzed AIDs golem says so.
Zoomers might not believe this, but back in the day if you ordered a pizza a High-school student with acne would deliver it in his grandmas Buick and not a 54yo Honduran rapist on an electric unicycle
>le people… le care about things!!??>help me /cum/ I’m going insane!
>>223098469lol
>>223098469the honduran doesn't expect a tip at least
>>223098527oh the honduran rapist expects one, he just doesn't GET a tip
>>223098472>"people"Soylent bug man2.0 subhumans are not "people".
>>223098469Immigration a good (for my realestate that I bought for $5k)
>>223098591no it's not
What's the most exclusive thing a rich person can do? I'm sick of luxuries being turned into normies slop.
>>223098648Private jet
>>223098648Private jet or yacht
>>223098648epstein island
>people I don’t like are NOT people!>harumph!
>>223098527one time a black doordasher followed me to my doorstep at midnight because I only tipped him 15% on the app and he wanted more. He had fallen on hard times apparently and tried to appeal to me by saying that he is "also" a muslim. Not every non-hispanic brown is a muslim you bitch. Never ordered delivery again after that. I drive to restaurants now. Much more economical
Damn I wish I were attractive
the vtuber curse
>>223098045I despise marketers, advertisers, and salesmen. I've met a lot of them and maybe one ever bragged at how talented they are at identifying a need and fulfilling it. You know, the actual theoretical purpose of that profession. Being the bridge between person A who needs x and person B who wants to sell/provide x to someone.No, they are invariably the types to brag at how good they are at BSing people, at convincing people to buy shit they don't need, they take pride in their ability to verbally bully those with weaker social skills than them and bend them to their will. I really hated every single coworker I had when I was in sales. I quit because how disgusting and depressing it was, bunch of vapid sociopaths who only want to talk about sports or ripping people off. There's just something inherently despicable about a person who doesn't even want to create value or do anything useful to humanity, just leach off of others hardwork.
I'm gonna make a flying car that needs a subscription to activate the wings kek
>>223098716i sell solar
poor mbappe. i'd give my life to make him feel better
>>223098792He sucks tranny cock
>>223098792cor blimey did mbumbu not win the soccer ball tournament
No Chinaman ever called me cringe or gay
>>223098824Goshesque
>>223098715what is it?
>>223098716 What kinds of sales was it? I work in sales but I'm pretty lucky that the people I work with are super chill. I've seen youtube videos where the saleperson won't stop until the person they're talking to gets into debt for some bullshit, but all the people I've been working with take an approach where it's easier to just move on and try to find someone who wants/needs what we have. I've been kind of interested in b2b sales since I'm more of an engineering inclined person, but haven't bothered to look into it.
you're all high
>>223098913no that was yesterday
>>223098913I wishI quit weed because I'm scared of how it effects my heart
i WILL get zoomzoom a girlfriend
>>223098875being ugly but having a likeable personality
>>>/sp/156757431holy cringe.
>>223098945I think he's socially retarded. Remember when he claimed some boomer pushed him into a pool? I just KNOW he did some annoying shit to deserve that
Now every time I'm gonna do press nigga gonna be eyeing me waiting for me to fail, shit sucks
>>223098953that's not true these days. You can often judge the looks by their voice. fat and ugly people sound fat and ugly
>fatties>people
>>223098913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAEGLSNVD5Iweed allows me to commune with the spirits of West Coast American soft rock of c. 1980
my wife wants me to go to her sisters wedding on saturday but i got tickets for a ball game, what do i do
>>223099084Happy wife, happy life
>>223099084Go to the wedding. That's your famalam too
>>223099119yellowfever fags be likeHUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>223099097>>223099112should i crack her one
Bruh
>>223099176I don't know what you mean. Crack her a cold one?
>>223099084well what game is it
why can't I ever find a tall blonde like her damn she's yuuuuge we'd have the chaddest chad sons ever
>>223099325Why won't you let me suck you leonardo?
>>223099119That's a man
Reading the wiki pages for generation demographics is somewhat enlightening, nothing actually happens yet somehow culture changes. Prior to the baby boomers it was normal for children to go to work and the mother would still stay at home if they were poor. But then for the boomers the mother would work and the children would stay at home.Then you get to gen x and beyond and they're like fuck this shit I'm not having kids.
>>223099325I think tall women like that are aesthetic as fuck and super beautiful and statuesque, but I don't find them sexually desirable. They're like a fine painting or a beautiful sunset.
Media saturation makes such a huge difference in pop music...I used to hate AOR as a kid cause it was still played on the radio a lot, but now it's become exotic. Just like the kids of today find nu metal fascinating cause it's hip hop adjacent but at the same time it's a dead genre just like all of rock. Back when it was everywhere a lot of ppl found it annoying.
Women are so smart
sweet, passionate, slow heterosexual love making with other men
There are some noggas that look big but they can't lift much weight, other niggas look big and loft ridiculous weights
bongs vs frogs would have been a kino finali will accept argies vs spuds as a consolation prize
Hola
>>223099551
Do you guys know anyone who got CyclosporiasisI really want to eat lettuce brehs
>>223099551Como estas
>>223099602Is that the explosive diarrhea disease
Teenagers
My wife is retarded with money. Is it over?
>>223099626Yes
I am considering watching The Big Chill because it's on Criterion, but the YouTube trailers make it seem like a giga-boomer wet-dream-schlockfest. Yuck!
>>223099627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
>>223099651CERTIFIED millenial classic
>>223099627Rub a dub dub dub thanks for the grub
>>223099636HahaPoo funny
>MCR whining about teenage rebellion on the CDsgood>gen alpha doing teenage takeoversbad
>>223099683shut up, zoomer
>>223099650I watched that and The Return of the Secaucus 7, which has the same premise but a lower budget and was probably a bit edgier, and I can't tell one from the other. Very yachty movies, comfortable boomers in early middle age bemoaning how they betrayed their radical 60's roots o algo
>megood>(You)bad
working on cars sucks so much
the worst part about failing the exercise is being autistic when people come up to you trying to talk after helping you
>>223099683>MCRwhite or mostly white>teen takeoversnegroids committing crimeshmm yeah tough one!
>>223099551those green devils bite hard
this is why im always with earbuds on and avoid looking at people
>>223099627are attractive
>>223099733female/homosexual hands typed this posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5OCA29wUBU
>>223099764I stare directly at people's penises
>>223099768in a wholesome non sexual way
>>223099615Estoy bien, gracias
>>223099633that's not goodmy wife is cheap as fuck, no jewelry, no makeup, no fancy clothes, her hobby is saving and investing
business idea: get diagnosed with autism by a healthcare professional
>>223099828Can I have your wife pls? She sounds like a female version of me
>The European Union Agency for Asylum has studied FGM in Somalia in depth and has consistently found that women are the primary supporters of FGM (76.4% of women approve, vs. 48-60% of men!): “Women are historically among the primary supporters and facilitators of Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) in Somalia. Deeply rooted as a societal norm, the continuation of the practice is largely driven by older generations of women (such as mothers and grandmothers) as well as traditional birth attendants who perform the procedure.” bitches be cray
>>223099602I had a bad case of listeria once, similar symptoms, it was a horrible 8 days, I pooed coffee looking shit
you cant even have autism anymore because it became one of those things of everyone trying to get diagnosed with autism to get benefits
>>223099733rust belt bro?>>223099843hell no, that cheap ass 6.5/10 in mine
i want to sexo this milf who walks everyday in the neighborhood. wat do?
I am WFH right now and I'm naked. Shhh...
>>223099845What's really crazy is that you cant even compare it to MGM, which is technically cleaner, albeit unecessary, and nothing else. FGM just straight up removes the clit making orgasms very difficult to achieve or outright inpossible for some women
>>223099899Talk to her and shoot your shot. I did that once and it actually worked
>>223099903zoom call inc
>>223099927I never turn on my camera. Hopefully I never turn it on accidentally
>>223099946well I suppose turn it on once and make sure ur WEINER isn't in the frame!
Been stoned for a while
>>223099845women truly hate each other lol
>>223099946I leave electrical tape on my built in camera and then I just unplug the one I normally use. It also flips up and is on an arm so I can move it out of the way
Islands in the stream That is what we are
Is a man still a man if he refuses to fight
>>223100084
>>223100084A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself
>>223100084depends what you're fighting about but yeah if you'll never fight ever, you might as well put on a dress and panties like befit you
Cake is cake even with a candle
>>223100084Half the thread is depressed dudes who refuse to anything about their situation
>>223100149>Half the thread is depressed dudes who refuse to anything about their situationtrue
>>223100084When a man hath no freedom to fight for at home, let him combat for that of his neighbours; let him think of the glories of Greece and of Rome, and get knocked on the head for his labours. To do good to mankind is the chivalrous plan, and is always as nobly requited; then battle for freedom wherever you can, and, if not shot or hanged, you'll get knighted.
>>223100149I'm on all the dating apps, I go to as many singles nights as I can, I exercise and eat healthy. Whats left to do about my situation?
the jews made me unable to talk to women
>>223100191What do you want exactly?
>>223100211A wife
>>223100149I go to bars and cant find women. I go to the library and bookstore, I cant even find the nerdy/hipster girls. I go to coffee shops, all the girls there are with a guy
>>223100200just bee urself bro
>Happiness depends on having a womanNGMI
>>223100319guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
I’m persona non grata on /pw/
more like persona no bitches
i think its over
Animal fat is heathier for you than lean meat isWe've been lied too.
>bro just emulatepiece of SHIT pc98 emulator wont start my game
No coffee and instead of a 3pm hump, it was like a 3pm energy boost, I feel much more energetic but the slump between waking up and 3pm was harsh
>>223100200the entire human existance is designed to fuck people over from having children or interacting with eachother>children had to work to help their family>children get banned from working>women fight for the "privilege of working">parents cant raise their children>labors or unions happen>manufacturing gets offshored so thirdworld children can have jobs and be worked to death>thirdworld immigrants get imported to steal are jerbs>social interactions get replaced with websites or thirdworlder who can't speak english>elite pedophiles rape the remaining children on their islands>thirdworlders keep raising stupid children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpxp7ZOXzM
Every other week there's a new thing I have to fear catching. Getting real tired of this bullshit
it wont get better
>>223100489Im 32 and despite trillions of dollars of propaganda, I never caught the gay.
pumpin a slump hump in the rump dumpbump
just sneezed
>>223100534bless you
>>223100515This. These will be remembered as the good times. Cherish them.
>>223100566lord have mercy
casual unprotected anal sex and hard intravenous drugs
>>223100583shooting up is fucking disgusting, you could do real drugs, like cocaine, mdma and mushrooms.
That nigga papa John went to rehab for saying the n word too much
I wanna try LSD
>>223100534gezundsharten
hopping on ashwaganda to become stone cold
>childhood friend ()>highschool sweetheart ()>teen love()>college love()>young adult love ()>workplace romance (...)
>>223100633>ve dont sneeze IN GERMANY
Would you consider these boobsA. too bigB. too big but still wouldC. just the right sizeD. not big enoughE. i prefer men
I gotta go bang this broad or she’ll rat on me
anyone else here awkward
hello i'm a failed normalfaggot, is it cool if i post here
>>223100708i think i have social autism
>>223100699>Would you consider these boobsF. hell no, they are fake/AI
>>223100699Try again without posting AI garbage and I'll give you my opinion
>>223100715You should humblebrag about the girls you fucked
>>223100715i just made the perfect thread for you on /r9k/ if you go look for it
why dont you just get an attainable 5/10 american gf
>>223100757That's a 7
The summer nights can even turn coldIn the streets of Philly where niggas don't evenget to turn oldMy heart pumping 'til it turn goldYou niggas stuck in neutral, l'm ridin' like, "Fuckit. it's a long road'Shit, I'm the one, I'm like the lost soulIn the middle of Heaven and HellSee, nigga, only God knowsWhen your time gon' comeAnd your eyes roll straight to the backNow you seeing all blackThat MAC go lean and that nine go crack This that murder murder music to rewind you backPut that Ruger all up to vou, watch vour mind g0 splatAll over the wall, nigga, all over that rawIt's the same ol' Meek, still the same OGGot that crack music, listen, let your brain OD
>>223100757that's a 3
>>223100762
dumb Chikaposter
>>223100699C. for masturbating toB. for real life because she would have health issues and look like Alaura Grey's boobs, not massive perfectly round and inflated A.I. boobs
i play video games to forget
My rabbi gives me good advice
>>223100795>that face
Videogames are for children
https://youtu.be/0LfT5qJH2zc
>>223100757That's a 7 that you never admit is a 7 because shes fat but fuck her secretly because you know shes a 3 because shes fat.
Unironically just sharted. That's what I get for drinking r*d wine>>223100813Esto
>>223100813and thats a good thing!
>>223100837Wine shouldn't do that
/cum/niggas be like"this fermented grape juice too spicy"
i smell of semen
I am an abomination
>>223100708i am. ngl it makes it difficult to work with a bunch of oversocialized black people they probably think i’m gonna come in and air the place out one day
sometimes you just need to goon a little bit, just a tiny little bit, just the smallest amount
I am done with porn, seriously this time
>>223100873Just don't graduate to escorts like I did
We’re gonna be drafted
just exercise until you cant goon anymore
it sounds like nyc is gonna turn into a new chaz
>>223100875never even considered, I just waste too much time
Amateur porn doesn't even do it for me anymore I just get depressed at the fact that they get to have something and I don't and I just sigh close the tab and go to sleep
>>223100882Not until the war with China
>>223100882Go on then lil bro, unc here will keep your zoomettes safe hahahahaha
>>223100882I'm justnot gonna go. I know, I know, youre compromised by the jews, donnie, but I'm just...not fighting for Israel
>>223100897I only jerk off to lesbian porn so I never get jealous while watching
>>223100882people who listen to pieces of paper have skill issues
Been looking at the news a lot less latelyIt's become very boring and repetitive Same shit every week
>>223100923fuck you
Idea: peanut butter with corn
With all the charms of a woman
I watch Breaking Points with Krystal Ball for my news
>>223100931>Krystal BallAbsurd name
>>223100908like 95% of lesbian porn is manufactured and does nothing for me
ana kasparian is hitler 2.0
I get my news from r/aBoringDystopia.
>>223100939I wonder if that's how gays feel
>>223100939Good thing 5% of lesbian porn is thousands of videos because of the massive amount of porn out there
>>223100940based
waaah, I'm stoned and now I want corn on the cob!
i have cursed genetics
>>223099779It sucks having to make a trip to the toolbox after every bolt to get different extensions, wobble sockets, wrenches, and having to make custom tools for a single bolt>>223099878NEW ENGLANDEWENGLAND
>>223100944>thousandsmore like>hundredsmost are from the early 2000s and filmed on shitty webcams
I think you're having auditory hallucinations because I never said that
>>223100810Alaura is cute.
>I never said that
>>223100939Real lesbians are just really fucking ugly
>>223100957>having to make custom tools for a single boltwaddya mean you need to loosen that? that's a lifetime bolt behind a lifetime part.
>>223100965but I am stoned and corn on the cob is very popular summer food here. You don't get it with butter here tho, just salt, cause it's Europe of the Eastern variety.
>>223101009Well you should put butter on it, because its good.
>>223101009Noah fence but I always hated corn on the cob. Shit gets stuck in your teeth
>>223100997It might be a lifetime bolt, but the steering pump sure as hell wasn't when it took out the steering rack and blew the inner tie rod seals
>talk to 4channers>race obsessed /pol/ losers>talk to people irl>are actually normal human beingsWhat gives?
>>223101032most normal people pretend to be 'normal' to fit in otherwise they'll be ostracized.
>>223101026He looks GOOD
Only people to talk to outside are successful and therefore have a reason to be outside or they're 30-40 and from a time when everyone was successful by default and you'd have to be really asleep at the wheel to get behind
If you want a pizza at two o'clock in the morning one will be dispatched to you by an Albanian on a small motorbike
just took a massive shit, now Im off to the liqour store
So nice of the homeless to check if all the car doors are closed in the parking lot
at laundromat to wash my duvet. some guy showed up right before me and loaded all eight of the quad load machines. what the fuck.
>>223101022Faggot opinion, pussy hair gets stuck in my teeth, but I'm still eating it because I like eating pussy.
>>223101026His colon cancer risk is raised forever even if he's skinny now
Should I go to a dating event tomorrow night? I've been to a few of them before, and I only have like a 10% success rate.
>>223101026Is that the coin slot?
>>223101056BASED
>>223101055Fight him?
>dating event We're finished as a society
>>223101066>Should I go to a dating event tomorrow nightyes. keep trying. tomorrow could be your lucky day
>>223101066Yes why not?10% is way higher than you'll get on any dating app
>>223101066>having a success rate greater than 0 >>>/facebook/
>eating pussyBeta
>>223101077Singles nights have been a thing for decadesReally they should be every night everywhere, and dating apps should be outlawed, and couples should be segregated
>>223101087
>>223101106I'll eat your ass
Can’t believe France lost
Why is there so much goose shit on sidewalks and streets? These fuckin illegal Canadians shit on the streets and don't pay taxes
>>223101095Job interview courtship going from a lampooned status that nobody would ever consider going to, to "going to one tomorrow, any tips?" spells doom, we're not recovering from this, we have crossed the event horizon of permaceldom
>>223101135I can also I can't believe those people call us mutts when they're like 90% black
>>223101080>>223101082the problem is, a whole bunch of normies are going to be there, with their normie friends. and i'll be going alone because i have no friends. these types of dating events are so much harder when you don't have any friends
>>223101158In my experience it's mostly people coming alone
im shleepy
>>223101166the type of event i'm going to is for friends. they'll probably think i'm a weirdo for going alone.
>black kweens>everybody got the blippiyou literally can't svffer in kennesaw
NEW >>223101226NEW >>223101226NEW >>223101226
>>223101206Kennesaw st is a sovlful CFB team
