Goose shit edishPrev: >>223096532
if you cant dualwield 2 tallboys in one hand, can you even call yourself a man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZky936vtU
At 5'9 I look like a fucking hobbit compared to a normal height of at least around 6'0. I am going to sleep off the desire to kms. Good night
back from the corner store, purchased essentials
I called spain winning it like a month ago and you guys said they had no chance
Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down
Jeet internet theory: Everyone on the internet is Indian
>>223101297blodhy basterd bich
>>223101297YOU BLOODYY BASTARD FUCK BLOODY
Maam are you a prostitute?
>>223101297I unironically am
>>223101294I definitely did NOT say that. They just won the eurosI said WE dont stand a chance
>>223101294Remember how the French ate the octopus that predicted their loss in 2010? You gon be dinner, timmy
>>223101331We might've lost the battle (the world cup) but we will win the war (the iran war) under blump
>>223101355Didn't they sign the peace deal last month? When TF is gas coming down
>>223101355we've won the iran war 48 times
Why do Europeans love Islamist theocracies so much>>223101367Iran bombed us again. Blame them.
>>223101348It will be argentina vs spainlatinos vs their ancestors settling the old world new world debate for good!
>>223101386What we doin there anyway
an iranian nuke just blew up my neighbor's houseit's cool though, he was kind of a fag
drinking beer, like god intended
Not a fan of Leo girls desuvery annoying, high nosed, incapable of introspection
>>223101386old world europeans are always the weak men who create hard times
>>223101367>When TF is gas coming downnever gas price hikes are pretty normalized already this could end tomorrow and it might drop a bit but its never going back to old levels it never does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iAzMRKFX3c
>>223101445Used to pay $30 to top up my gas tank at the start of the year in nj :(
You’re a bitch
When are ass prices coming down
>living in new jersey
>>223101464they call him tiny tank cuz he got a tiny tank
>>223101407Freeing the people, preventing them from killing Americans and controlling what goes through their shitholes>>223101445Thank Democrats
>>223101474Hoeflation rises exponentially every year
piece of SHIT spotify keeps signing me out
>>223101480I got a Miata :D
Thanks Demonrats
>>223101407making money for the tiny hat men as usually
I finally had enough. I'm cleaning the gooncave and then I'm going outside and fucking the first 5/10 in the shoe department who says yes
I exercise as a form of self harm
>>223101530>tiny hat menJewsperging again, are we? Post hands.
did 4tran eat my post and/or am i just retard
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784073200501657.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784073200501657.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784073200501657.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784073200501657.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCALGlGuVUAAND NOW YOU FIND YOURSELF IN '82THE DISCO HOT SPOTS HOLD NO CHARM FOR MEYOU CAN CONCERN YOURSELF WITH BIGGER THINGSYOU CATCH A PEARL AND RIDE THE DRAGON'S WINGS
Not worth to click the link.
>>223101478How about staten island?
finally a big poop after several days of only small poops
this was the best game of all time
Had 2 packets of ramen in one sitting, going for another 2
>>223101647No that's genshin
Carry the flame
night or morning shower? settle the debate
c-c-cute anime girls kissing.. scissoring.. no disgusting faggots or penises.. just beautiful girls.. kissing.. the purest form of love.. uahhh...
>>223101659Fatass
watchin destiny
>>223101679nighta morning shower is refreshing tbf, but it doesn't compare to the feeling of a hot shower after toiling at work and then sinking into cool, fresh bedsheets. it expands your blood vessels to and gets the heart pumping, oxygenating your brain nicely before slumber
>>223101679night
>>223101600checkedNY anon reporting in
hey soul xister, hey there misses mister
>>223101687
Women OWE us sex
>c-c-cute anime girls kissing.. scissoring.. no disgusting faggots or penises.. just beautiful girls.. kissing.. the purest form of love.. uahhh...
Really bad posts tbqh. I usually expect this during California hours
remember when this dumb bald bitch was almost as relevant as kim kardashian
Uwu
>>223101722women owe ME sexthey don't owe YOU shit, bitch
>223101728Go back to shartyfarty. This is an anime website
>>223101758I'm glad Kaia Gerber took her place as nepobaby model turned actress
Girls owe each other sex. It is proven that women know how to pleasure each other than men do. Most squirting orgasms happen between females.
>>223101800yeah and men are better for men
>hmmm i don't like anime or videogames or trans folks, which site should i go to?dumb fucks get out of our site
>>223101814Faggotry isn't normal. Lesbianism is proven natural. and doesn't harm anyone.
>>223101687it takes a high IQ to appreciate Y/u/ri
>>223101816Tranime makes you want to cut off your penis
I read the exorcist book and watched the movie
>>223101816Liking anime and video games isn't a tranny thing. >>223101822Yes~
"trans women" are just retarded fags!
>>223101800I used to make my girl cum by taking her hand and making her do it herself. Was hot
>>223101800almost like women know how vaginas work and men know how penises work
>>223101829Me with Watership Down
>>223101822Sloppy sevenths is the thinking man's fetish
>>223101860
Let me get a trap but hold the dick and balls
qdoba for lunch yesterdayjimmy johns todaymaybe jimmy johns again tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU
>>223101915grimm
If you don't do anything, it's only going to get worse
why should any women become your gf
Won't get diarrhea lettuce because I don't eat no greens
>>223101958Some of them have to settle
>>223101963WHY THE FUCK WONT THEY BRING WAFFLE HOUSE TO THE WEST COAST
>>223101940why?
>>223101971I mean it kinda looks like any ol diner sloppa
>>223101983I wanna see street fights and waffle house wendy, god dammit
>>223101971you wouldn't be able to handle it too much flavor
>>223101996you already have negroes on the west coast
if you wont get a job you just gonna have to accept the fact that you wont get women either
>>223101997say that to my face and not online, twigboy
>>223102007basketball americans dont go to dennys, thoughever
it's /cum/ game night tonight
Me and my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfPpcuapZ3A
>>223101958I have a nice penis
>>223102036woof
It's movie night tonight bros
being an incel aint so bad after all
>>223102032Im toe deep in the sauce, what we playing
>>223102036
>>223102047I want to kiss you
>>223102036oof madone!
/cum/ Bingo night Thursday. Anyone going?
>>223102070gramps...
>>223102010the only thing I need is vengance
>>223102047Would you still be an incel after someone raped you?
Zoomoid music be like lets listen to 2holis and 100gecs
to be fair, you need an IQ bordering around -7 to enjoy hyperpop
I’m a gimp boy
>>223102095AYO NIGGA CHECK OUT THIS NEW SPOOKY POOPY ALBUMTHIS TRACK " I suck mad dick after midnight" slaps
>>223102120Overtonight is pretty good tbqh
do not make fun of zoomersthey are the future
>>223102133zoomers will fight backboomers and millennials will menstruate
just did a poop in the pantsberg
>>223102133repent, zoomer scum
>>223102133Just stop being spiritually niggers and the pain will end.
im boardim the chairman if the board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA
still kinda finna lowkey gonna do be hungry doe
>>223102175gonna eat a totinos personally
Just farted
>>223102211have fun with erectile dysfunction
How's incel walking going, bwos :3Craving a chilled slice of watermelon rn. Black pepo sure know whatsup
almost done with my first tallboy
>>223102051Oh my gosh that is SO mean
In 1875 I bought one of them new fangled cartridge revolvers and immediately chucked it into the creek cuz they took all the sovl outta pistols
>>22310224011k steps burns 300 calories?
>>223102211>[Deleted]jannies hate big hot strong boners? what a bunch of fags
>>223102240I for one can appreciate the black man's enjoyment of hennesey. that is some CHOICE cognac
>>223102211You should not have deleted your post. It was a good one.
>>223101958No reason really, but men of worse negative worth than me have gotten girls so
>>223102248It was funny cmon. Cum is filled with boomers. I would have gotten so many gets in any other thread for that reply>>223102255Kcal
>>223102249crik*blunderbuss*
less than a week until my age goes up by another year
Why are you not watching walk with me tim?
im kwazy wushin hacker and safety is numba won pwiorwity
Astral WeeksBeside YouSweet ThingCyprus AvenueThe Way Young Lovers DoMadame GeorgeBallerinaSlim Slow Sliderfave poem?Parliament Hill Fields by Sylvia Plath
USA has gun stores
>>223102292yea
>>223102197I had a red baron for breakfast myself
stop talking about politics.
>>223102261How can they be "worse" when they get what they want and you do not get what you want?
>>223102258Fried chicken ain't bad either. I mean that's what I get if I am forced to eat at McDonald's
>>223102312I'll bet you did, fatass
what went wrong with the uk
feet
>>223102305how come they never get robbed?
Maybe Lindsey Graham supported war so much is because he was bullied for being feminine and he wanted as many men as possible to die
>>223102322>forced to
Big poopy butt award? I'll take dat
>>223102340Yeah you know when I think I am not hungry and I skip dinner and then suddenly at 10pm I feel hungry but everything is fucking closed except slop chains. Even in that case I prefer Taco Bell but mcd is also an option if I don't feel like having diet pepsi
>>223102240That's a very decent amount of steps, considering you are an American.
they don't call people "noobs" that much anymore...
this is a store in kanada
>>223102366nigga mcdonalds isnt even good anymore
>>223102333they do
>>223101958women should date other women :3
>>223102369m4y83 w3 5h0u1d 821n9 84ck 1337 5p34k, 5h0u1d h4v3 7h3 54m3 3ff3c7 45 cu251v3
>>223101958no reason at all which is why i will die alone (and thats a good thing)
>>223102374It never was. I never eat a burger. Not at McDonald's nor at Wendy's or burger king. Only white meat sandwiches
>>223102366Fat depressed nigga alert. Learn to make a sandwich next time you fatass
>everything not saved will be lost
>>223102375ive never heard of a gun store being broken into and all the guns taken
>>223102292I bought my first one at a big 5 sporting goods when I was 18
fast food is too expensive to be worth it anymore$4 for a mcdouble? just fucking rape me
>>223102394coward
>>223102390what a lovely prayer for trayvon martin
>>223102367Let me guess. You do much more than zat IN GERMANY
>>223102398This is true though
if it gets any hotter I'm going on a shooting spree
>>223102390it looks more better when you use the symbols too
what was best year of your life? like specific year
>>223102326I weigh 160 pounds and am 6'2"
I fantasize about managing a McDonal. Is that an achievable dream? I want to be the local friendly everyday “Mr. McDoogal”
>>223102403it happened in nazi germany and the rest of europe thereafter
>>223102423You can shoot your gunk all over me, that would be hottest of all
>>223102395Why would I do that when I have the option of not doing that
>>2231024292008, lost my v card, still think about here, 32 now
>>223102398Dense cloudNice hatGreat style10/10 guy
>>2231024292016. Those were the most beautiful days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBeL-8ZSRM
>>223102433McDonalds seems to have very few Jeet managers or franchisees for some unknown reason. You can probably achieve that dream.
>nostalgic for the 2010s
Alive internet theory: it's the theory that people online overestimate how many bots they're talking to at a given time and are more likely to be talking to people than they think. Logic:>Bots infest sites with poor managementThis means that if you're seeing bots, chances are that they're on social websites that are mainstream, not on smaller websites with a modicum of security. Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, and Facebook are, at this point, almost entirely bots. Discord is also incredibly bot-heavy. In contrast, smaller websites like 4chan and forums where CAPTCHAs are common, and it's very disadvantageous for people to bot such sites since they don't have profitable profiles. >Bots are very simpleBots don't think, they just execute commands. This means that even when you see a bot, it's obvious 95% of the time. Sure, even bot-infested sites have millions of fake accounts, but those accounts aren't typically providing any substance. In general, if you're dealing with someone writing in complete sentences and responding to specific points, that's almost certainly a human. At this point, a typical bot's activity is just talking with other bots. >Bots don't exert effortIf you see something that requires any effort, it's not a bot.>Availability There is always some people online. Notice how the internet is still active when it's the middle of the night. One would expect that on a dead internet, this period would be purely bots scamming and giving generic responses to scams, but instead you'd see complex comments and content that's clearly made by a person. I think things are better than you think.
>>223102414No, just checked my App and I averaged 'bout 9000 steps per day in July.
fuuuuccckkkk i have to poop but i don't wanna get up
>>223102475man I had so much optimism for the future in 2012 and 2014
hello creampies
Do you watch Joe Rogan?
>>223102487Take a shit Have a little snackThen get out of bed
what if real women started having penises. Would it still be gay?
>>223102479>soulless bots everywhere online No>soulless retarded thirdies everywhere onlineYes
>>223102498Is he the little balding guy that makes people eat cockroaches and animal penises on the tv?
>>223102462what happen in 2016?
>>223102498I used to but lost interest after he moved to spotifyI know he's back on youtube now but I don't care anymore
>>223102504real women with penises? is that possible? what would that even look like?
zoomzoom has a gf bros
>>223102524sauce?
>>223102471I’m gonna fucken do it.
>>223102498I used to, but he has too many open cranks on at this point. It stopped being fun. I remember when Joe was all about monkeys, does he still talk about them?
>>223102522look up futa porn
>>223102519I was dabbing a lot. 6th grade fall memories. now im twenty..
>>223102529i wouldnt post screenshots but other anons can confirm. our nigga got a bitch
>>223102529i saw it in a dream
futa?
>>223102529i can confirm it as well.
>>223102547puta
Tell me some american idioms about shitting and farting.
I'm being assault Canadian smoke again. FUCK YOU CANADA
>>223102508this.
>>223102547GOCK
>>223102560Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
>>223102487invest in sum nappiesolivia rodrigo was saying people in festivals that queue up to be in front row of late slot will wear nappies and just poop and piss demselves so they can keep their placeim kinda skeptical coz it sounds insanebut it would totally make senseive had the thought before that i would defo get caught needing a wee in those festival situations. i drink a lot of fluids. add alcohol in im.pissin every 20 minutesi cant do dem kinda festival giggsat least not wivout propa prep
It's jizz time
So what do the different flavors taste like?
>>223102560gonna head down to the office and take care of business
>>223102560taking the browns to the super bowl
>Ay, cocksuckas, you ever hear that song>*waves his hands around dramatically*>It's California Dreamin', but this guy changes the words>he's singin' about huskies>YEAH, THE DOG, COCKSUCKA!>huskies like the cold and they're going to play
Just found out im bigger than domrystan. Whats the fucking point anymore
>>223102564canadians forgot how to manage wildfires and now just let their entire country burn literally all year. fucking faggotsI HATE them
>>223102498i did before it became politically-coded in like an insanely polarizing way
>>223101226I am at the most fuckable stage in my life and the only thing fucking me is life
>>223102578Simpsons is unfunny
>>223102570making a hefty deposit at the first bank of porcelainspiritual colon cleansingpainting the bowloperation sharting thunder
>>223102598factually untrue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2JDrl5IZE
>>223102560aff tae dae anudda dr. poopenstein-brappenschaft-an-der-arscheloche
fukkin casual no waifu having joke of a laifu
So I'm having a steaming cup of joe but it's giving me the runs. I need to go to the john and pinch a loaf.Do I sound like a native united stateian?
My favourite thing about being a gay homosexual is sucking big cocks inside my mouth and tasting them and making them cum
>>223102621heard yall eat the poopoo too
>>223102621Kys degenerate
When will people stop obsessing about World War 3 and start working on World Peace 1?
barking spider on the loose in my room
>>223102628Cocks only for me, thanks. Big ones!>>223102630No way, I love life. Almost as much as I love handling men’s dicks.
>>223102621is it true that you homosexuals are attracted to shit and farts?
>>223102621kind of weird but it sounds fundo you think this is possible to do but with women instead?
>>223101226
heh, libs owned again
>>223102591>watching husky videos on youtube>up next: alyssa liu skating videowhy?
>>223102618That sounds 1920s daddioThe hip kids would say>I was slurpin down some hot brown>Do you hear the thunder?>I am the chocolate rainmaker
>>223102654fact check: it's TRUE the fags eat da poo poo
>>223102653So when will you start wearing diapers?
>>223102661WTF is that real?
>>223102662True, libs just keep getting pwnt. fucking idiotssadly this is mostly a nothingburger own but every little bit counts.
>>223102658Maybe it’s possible. Requires further research. >>223102671Perhaps when I am thousands of years old.
>>223102681shut the fuck up ranjeet
>>223102621same but unironically
>>223102689??
This is why lesbians are based. They aren't disgusting and it's proven to be natural. The bible warns us about faggotry.
All the kids are brown (All the kids are brown)And the men are gay (And the men are gay)
>>223102689A solid maybe then
>>223102668I'm slurpin down some hot brown. It's got me operating sharting thunder, I am the chocolate rainmaker. Do you hear the thunder?>>223102687Check your underwear, there's a poo stain there. Your heiney is leaking honey
>>223102709Lol
libshits be like "i'm getting owned" lmaoo
>>223102707
>>223102689Hello newfag
>>223102709California nightmare
millennials be like "there's nothing wrong with being gay. i sucked my wife's boyfriend off :3" and then have the nerve to seethe at gen z
>>223102733
Gen Z is 26 right now
>>223102717>Check your underwear, there's a poo stain there. Your heiney is leaking honeyLOLThat's funnier'n a turd in a punchbowl
>>223102736aren't most femboys gen z?
it's 2026 and people still think being gay is a choice
>>223102750millennials can't grow up
corr diss kittingtonshire remind me of album cover for david bowie's "heroes"
>>223102755yes obviously
For me, it's curvy women with short hair
>>223102758They didn't choose to be molestered and converted
>>223102564Just gotta let nature work itself out
sucking cock
>>223102732the original wasn't ai slop, poojeet
>>223102758It's demons that must be excorcised. You have a choice to be a degenerate, but you have demons within you. Gen Z is turning to eastern orthodoxy. Eastern Orthodox Christians don't tolerate the "desire" excuse that your faggot catholic church has. Desire is a sin too.
>>223102758Don't forget to take your AIDS medication hun, and please consider a diaper you stink.
>>223102772cute but ugly hands
>>223102767so why would gay millennials seethe at gen z?
My fellow Americans, uhh, I’m taking pills….that are making me into a girl. I’m growing….sweet little boobies, and let me be clear, my cock is shrinking, very very small. When I wear a dress, it makes me feel funny, right on my peepee.
>>223102772based
>>223102772Nigger, where are the curves?
>>223102779>he doesn't knowjej
>>223102789Everyone's gay for tranny obama
>>223102789lol
>>223102789wait I thought michael obama was the tranny, you're saying BOTH obamas are trannies now?? smdh
>>223102787because millennials love faggotry and worship it. zoomer men are returning to His word which makes these demon possesessed seethe
why do men grow nicer boobs than real women when they go on HRT?
Do you watch tiny cooking on YouTube?
>>223102812but most femboys are zoomer men. i dont get it
>>223102818they don't, trust me I've checked
>>223102807We are in tranny world>>223102818Because their tits had less time for gravity to ruin them
>>223102689>>223102779what an actual retard
We really are done as a nation. You can say you want America destroyed, or you want white people killed, but if you criticize a tiny backwards shithole country 10,000 miles away that can't survive without welfare, you go to jail.
>>223102825No! Don’t dunk the tranny! She’s kinda cute :3
>>223102812>zoomer men are returning to His wordNo they're not, at most some biased polls show a lot of zoomers virtue signaling Christianity. Any actual poll on religiosity and church attendance shows a clear continued decline.
>>223102621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBl2QGAIx1s
>>223102840>>223102812you guys have this same argument every other day
Fucking love a bagel with lox. Miss me with the red onion and capers tho
>>223102854Jason
nude and hairless
people in 1793 be like imma name my son Eliphalet
>>223102854
Make me a girl, you faggot. Do it, you fucking pussy, you won’t.
NEW >>223102873NEW >>223102873NEW >>223102873
/cum/niggas be like"these onions too spicy"
>>223102861
>Gachashit editionyah no
>>223102854Here's what Asuka would look like with short hair
