ENGLAND edition
>>223098456Why have you posted two paedophiles as the OP image?
not a tear from one of them, they don't care
>>223098456they look like fifa people
lol 4 times they focus on these people throughout the match
hope you die in your sleep tonight
>>223098456this was cringe
>>223098482Major projection there lad
I was right.
that south african vpn poster got so angry someone thought he was south african, he dropped the vpn and seethed the entire thread for an hour calling everybody a newcunt. demented little boy on here
on Bastille Day? Really Spain?
>>223098455they walked off the pitch didnt theyagainst the rules that isnt itshan't make that mistake again shall they
>>223098511Medal's in the post
catberg just did a scream at a darkie passing by
>>223098511What do you win?
>>223098483One of the frogs was sobbing with his shirt over his face
was in shop earlier and a paki delivery fella was shouting into his phone while at the till and the person at the till looked like she wanted to kill herself
>>223098512nooooo sooddy ooddy he's my favourite member of the /brit/ team
energy prices getting out of hand lads
>>223098525/brit/ bragging rights
the world would be a better place if you weren't in it hate you so much cunt
honeslty i just want messi's last game to be one to feel good about, dont even care about the trophy
Surreal seeing France lose I thought they would win the whole thing ngl
>>223098533A concession.
south african man is actual south african haha
>>223098543...soton?
>>223098553me?
united states get him rescued
>>223098555i got you bro
>>223098553Piehead you left your speech to text software on when your mum came in your room again
france lost lads
having a holy cowdung cake and tea
>>223098590WRONG>>223098596yeah?
>>223098543sorry about your loss
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>223098555don't worry argielad your boys cheat incessantly even when they don't need to and are sure to win
>>223098574this is real
>>223098618>18checked
corr fancy a pepsi max and a hot dog now
>>223098543it not right
Hello gaylord cumminsthank you for chippy it hss become my favourite drunk meal
>>223098574wish AI stayed like this tbqh
>>223098574Mental how bad the George Floyd protests were.
alright i need to get back to work
mad how mood deng gay porn scrombling arsewog
>>223098594wasnt talking about you lad
a good match but a sobering one as an england fan
>>223098664ever eaten cow poo?
and the latest from the biomass?
Just saw a Tesco advert where they used the phrase "picky bits"Any person who uses that phrase should be put in prison for at least 20 years
>>223098675rather have Spain than France even after that performance
>>223098675not sober
>>223098675why
the chatgpt world cup advert looks like it was made by sam altman a gay man who has never touched a football in his lifeat gemini actually have a player in it
picky bits for tea
got picky bits up my bum
>>223098630he's a big lad
>Just saw a Tesco advert where they used the phrase "picky bits">Any person who uses that phrase should be put in prison for at least 20 years
>>223098630As a neet incel who spends all day doing nothing I often wonder what I could do on a Twitch stream
>>223098630CWLTSHC
>>223098693it's so expensive to put out that kind of dinner too. no wonder they want you buying it
>>223098682why do you always come to this thread and post but never reply to anyone
got toil tomorrow:(
wonder if peng gay poo porn poster will be on tonight
>>223098694Delusional, Spain have conceded 1 goal all tournament
>>223098739in
>>223098725s
>>223098702if england manage to get through it would require the best performance ever made by an english team in a world cup to win against that
>>223098693they're all doing it and I feel its come from a bame led focus group to rebrand picnic food because its too White English coded
moo deng arse sex or so they say
https://www.pimlicojournal.co.uk/p/for-a-vision-of-britains-future-lookInsane blackpill
>>223098757500000000000 crore 20 lahk sir
>>223098456How do i cure my crippling anxiety
have booked in my suicide for next week when there's no more football
>>223098740France's attack would have ripped our shitty defenders apart. We're losing it either way if we get there but i still think we have a better chance against Spain
picky bits is the name given to a povvo meal so the middle class dont feel povvo as they get ever more squeezed financiallythey cant afford meat every day now so theyll have picky bits once a week
>>223098739NTA but I find it relevant to mention that I did spaff to an eight minute compilation video of a bloke doing gassy poos into the toilet a couple of hours ago
Mirrormask for the watchparty sleepover?
>>223098772booze
>>223098775going to miss you mate
>>223098772chop off your cock and eat it
>>223098761Spain haven't performed like that so far, maybe they just worked France outFrankly the only thing you can take from this match is to remember that it's the World Cup and anything can happen
wonder if anyones ever smoked DMT while watching the football before
Laughing to myself imagining someone over the age of 30 genuinely posting hereHow bad must you have arsed up your life
hairy cane and nude bellend
>>223098796no you arent. ive made terrible posts that everyone just immediately contests
Paris burning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnN3GUvfFhs
>>223098775just delay it a few more weeks
>>223098809Fuck sake come on that's just not on at all
Laughing to myself imagining someone under the age of 30 genuinely posting hereHow bad must you have arsed up your life
>>223098826they're my favourite kind of posts
>>223098808Spoken like a man in his 20s who is deluded enough to think his life isn't already over.
>>223098808What's your exit plan?>>223098838
Why no Giroud punditry?
did the better team win?
>>223098784CORRRRRRRR
all the love in my heart i can destroy the evil
Laughing to myself imagining someone genuinely posting hereHow bad must you have arsed up your life
Imagine Messi pumping your girlfriend like a chihuahua
hungry
>england vs spain finalbooooring
>>223098848when's the suicide happening lad
>>223098861that's mallwhore bladee not carwash gtbsg bladee
Need a gf willing to shove an entire McDonald's breakfast into her bum (McMuffin and hash brown basically) and poo it back out directly into my mouth for my brekkie :)
>>223098880sic em janitorial staff
Laughing at myself knowing as someone under the age of 30 genuinely posting hereHow bad must have I arsed up my life
Do you people actually have all these pictures and webms saved on your computer or do you delete them after posting?
>>223098857France played like utter shit. No idea why. They were dreadful. They played like England.
>>223098879strewth
nth for the holodem
whole arse needs coming off
i said maybeeeeee you're gonna be the one that rapes meeeeeecause after aaaaaaaallyou're my bumderwaaaaaall
i know this isnt /v/, but has anyone played any video games they enjoyed recently
bum is out
>>223098919:/
>>223098910
>>223098878when my mum's dead
>>223098890right shut the computer off now and go have a think
Haven't seen a post that made me genuinely laugh in about 14 months
>>223098926yea loads
>>223098910there's an aussie poster who has saved every bradley ever made
>>223098523africans famous for learning from their mistakes of course
gordon ramsey doing ads for ubereats is a bit sad but i suppose he contains multitudes
>>223098579Is "loose motions" his nervous system shutting down or getting dizzy because he's about to hurl. Is there one good answer when you eat a cow pat.
>>223098763its not thatwe're just a very infantilised society nowadays, everything is made to be childish and cringe-worthy and most people, even those in their middle ages and above, behave like their mental development stopped in adolescence
Do we have any hope against Spain?
>>223098951hi, could you tell me the names of those games, a little bit about those games and why you enjoyed them, thanks
>>223098950
>>223098935Rorke making fun of one of them to their faces and getting knocked out after forgetting he's not behind a computer screen.
>>223098966yeah and also this >>223098781
>>223098959he has ranges of frozen processed mealsbeen gone for years
>>223098910i look up the images i want and save them to post here, then purge all my images every month or two
>>223098926played control and liked it
We've got Jude Bellingham It's coming home we're telling em
>>223098974yeah
Right well that was a good World Cup, looking forward to the Premier League now
>>223098974is england going to beat argentina?
my contraption is nearly complete
>>223099015yeah
>>223098974The only hope is if Spain spontaneously start playing like utter shit just like France did tonight. Otherwise no, and we always play like shit.
>>223098964he means he's spraying water out his arse due to the low hygiene standards of his shit cake
is C.S Lewis a good author?
>>223098974I was more confident against france than today's spain but we'll still win
>>223098952The future of Europe
>>223099018>my contraption is nearly complete
>>223099026what makes you think that
all sucking off jude are we
hold your horses we've got to get past this lot >>223099037 yet
yeah its just spambots on here now. i know you're supposed to be mindbroken but nobody is this mindbroken. sad little boys in here, bye
>>223098926yeahxcom ufo defensexcom enemy unknowndwarf fortressrimworldultrakillstraftat
right then
>>223098994you can conceivably stretch the definition of cooking to mean bunging something in the oven or microwave. but that advert is just him outright telling you 'don't cook '
>>223099037I don't know sorry.
>>223099048england are quite good and they're not x
>>223099051sdfiqw
might kill myself in minecraft
21questionscord on a mad one tonight
Reminder that Bellingham managed to score 8 goals all year playing in Spain
right well thats a picture of a bradley penis cuboid then isnt it
>>223099019>>223099051
>>223099043leftypol putting a black dildo on it
>>223099063mindbroken by bradders penis cubethis is why it was made illegal, get it sorted ofcom
>>223099037if you like biblical allegories
>>223098952
>>223099037I'm more of a Borges man
fung fung fung hitler
getting arrested for snogging the checkout girl's tummy in tesco
bratty bellingham
I wish you guys win tomorrow
>>223099101rorke bringing up black dildoes completely unpropmted for some reason
>>223099077mad how much you always bang on about killing yourself yet you're still heresomeone might think you're just lying for attention
>Kane hatty tonight. Stick a monkey on it.Do you think this is a good line to say to my colleagues tomorrow?
should be given free reign to round up and dispose of any argies seen out after 3pm tomorrow
>>223099127house of asterion was a very nice story and so were all of the other ones in that aleph collectionhaven't read owt else by him
>>223098926yes I like map games
>>223099150? it's my first day posting in this general
>>223099048argentina are shit
Can’t wait for England to get knocked out genuinely excited for it
>>223099188howl
>>223099158if you're asking you already know
>>223099188scowl
>>223099140thanks mate
>>223099197Fuck off you jock cunt
does the Belgian guy not post here anymore??
Jude stressin'Trent reassurin'
>>223099197Scotlel have a personality besides seething about the English challengeDifficulty level: impossible
>>223099187>monarchygoyed
>>223099214seethe
pretending to have a seizure during my teams call tomorrow to get the rest of the week off work, forgetting i'd already changed into my full england goalkeeper kit with gloves beforehand
playing FC 26 arent I
>>223099214Rattled because you know it’s going to happen + not scottish
>>223099197Surah Ali 'Imran (3:119)Die in your rage.
>>223099221It's summer. He's probably out with his mates and stuff like that
right well that's me off to bed
Eaten three bags of McCoys today me
>>223099248>>223099197bit pathetic
just a reminder if you like my /brit/ posts please leave a like it helps get my posts to a wider audience
>>223099258I'll kill myself if portugal don't win
>>223099258paella man! wing one up here!
>not scottishominous
anyway has cami got her knob out yet?
>>223099246s
>Chris Spargo's been watching the World CupDidn't expect that desu
>>223099221He's doesn't actually live there he lives in the UK
>>223099187grim borders
wonder who ziedy is supporting. argentina under milei is exceptionally neoliberal but they don’t have black players with batons
>thats that finished and now for 3 hours talking about england
>>223099269unsubscribe
you stupid fucking bitch
>>223099304You're extremely unwell
Darkest HourGermanyFull Generalplan Ost and Global Axis Victoryyeah it's strategy gaming time
>>223099318no i’m not
>>223099314i want a bunt off the grinch bong
>>223099304imagine explaining this post to your nan
Has anyone worked in a supermarket here is it hard? I think I’m gonna have to get a job but I’m kinda retarded and mess up basic things so I’m worried
>>223098926i'm starting to enjoy victoria 3if they made lategame playable and it had a variant of HOI4's war system it could be a very good game
>>223099345>so basically nan it all started with this guy called quentin scobie
>>223099330is being friends with everyone a good strategy?
The best part of a girl farting around you, especially if she didn't mean to, is that it is a form of intimacy that she has given to you entirely without purpose or consent. She may as well have had her tit plop out of her top. But it's so much better. That little pffffbbblt of air, the embarrassment. And if it smells, that is just the absolute peak. This pretty girl, trying to convey this certain image of herself, unwittingly forwarding you a sample of her stinky, shameful toilet gas. There is nothing better. And to rub it in, be a shameless fetishist, let her see your nostrils flair as you take a whiff. Make a comment, say "corrrr". Because that came from deep within your guts, and now it's in my nose, and there's nothing you can do about it, and yes, I AM picturing your cute little bum gaping for a second and then puckering as the gas comes out. You have made me intimately aware of your most private area, because we all know where that just came from. You might as well have given me a front row seat to your morning dump, and maybe you bloody well should.
>>223099349i did it on night shifts and it was alrightjust stacking up food out of the big upright trolleys and barely had to interact with customersboring stuff
>>223099290yeah she's absolutely tiny
did the 4chan poster make germany bigger in the paradox game again? fascinating
Hitler speaks of this.
i had fun with vic 3 for a good 200 or so hours, but i found the gameplay loop a bit repetitive.Try playing sardinia piedmont for a nice challenge.
doing a poo
>>223099349Sounds pretty chill, either stocking shelves or just tapping the self checkouts to confirm people's ID for booze or whatever.
>>223099373godless orientals
>>223099330cor
>>223099382no he doesn't. did you read mein kampf?
>>223099401nodid you
your da gets angry at the self checkouts
>>223099420ja
just learnt that we didnt get the word crap from thomas crapper, it already meant refuse before he was aboutjust more evidence for nominative determinism isnt it
>>223099349No? I've only ever worked at a petrol station and a warehouse. Then I knocked it all on the head and starting claiming PIP.
>>223099330Ermm, wheres italian east africa?
>>223099432sup cordy
Elton John with his bum out shaped mayo dispensers.
would rather be a wagie than a pretend spastic, even spastics look down on you
sir nominative determinism
>>223099449Ok why would I care if anyone looks down on me tho
i hpoe i explode
>>223099449you don't have to pretend
>>223099434They lost it in 1942, I had to retake it
theoretically there could be an american called herbert graham who goes by Erb gram
aff tae bed
>>223099458you like muscly asian women then?
>>223099477theres an american called pauline mycock
>>223099431used to work at warehouse with descendent of thomas crapper and whenever he would tell someone about it and they laughed he would instantly go stone faced and say "you're laughing but just think about what he did for us" and then walk away
>>223099295literally just read this after flipping that video on
For me it's former Anderlecht defender Mark de Man
>>223099499Sometimes
>>223099330>nazi indiaayooo
>>223099509bizarre lie
>>223099471CORRRRRR
damn nigga im getting fucking FAT
targeting a poo
>>223099477there's a chance
>>223098666What you don't enjoy the feeling of never being able to trust your senses
England is winning this, unfortunately.
just learrned that the japanese word for smorgasbord is バイキング (baikingu)
i keep thinking about my childhood P.E teacher, he was really funny and had a funny voice, i loved his class. He used to mock me because i sucked at football, but it was all in good fun.
Video games im playing rn:Doom the dark agesBaldurs gate 3Mafia the old country
pikiu bitu
>>223099549Looool dream on faggot
>>223099564i thought doom eternal was great, whats the dark ages like
Despise argies...
>>223099526Yeah no way was I letting them be independent lol
fuck mehow ugly must we be lmao
>>223099589Despise english
>>223099599he looks like the tall fella in that weird red room from twin peaks
>>223099589Me too but I also despise blackies so it's lose-lose really
>>223099599the british women in question are fat middle aged lanyard drones
>>223099599>british>british>britishIt’s fucking ENGLAND NOT BRITAIN Suzanne you stupid cunt
>>223099601yeah despise them as well
>>223099599
>>223099586Its fun, i didn't like the shield at first but it grew on me I usually hate parrying in games but its done quite well in dark ages
farting out grapes
Edge of Darkness for Darkest Hour is a fun modYou can go for the full Generalplan Ost
>>223099599British women are the worst in the civilised world
>>223099648here's 50p rorke, call someone who cares
>>223099648
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783986775409619.mp4 Need a lengers like this
>>223099629i love him bros
>>223099624Good man
bit grim that
>>223099665That's an autistic man.
>>223099663sqerwar
thats somebodys son
Reminder that one of women's most common fantasies is firemen, a low-level public service employee
>>223099665right well that's a woman with a strange penis
>>223099668
>>223099693big strong brave lads
>>223099693that's because of the associated strengh and valourthey aren't fantasising about their fucking salary you battyclartthere's no bin man fetish is there?
>>223099693not any surprise is itthe only factor in women's attraction is imagining the man dominate them in bed
>>223099712>there's no bin man fetish is there?youd be drowning in clunge if there were
>>223099668bent
It's hard to comprehend how much better the world would be Germany won WW2.A 100% White Europe.No Israel.No vape shops and Turkish barbers on high streets.No obesity.No LGBT.Eugenic breeding grounds for creating a new higher grade of humans.The Waffen-SS would've enacted TND in the 1950s.Valhalla-class space stations orbiting Jupiter and Saturn.Baku oil and Russian gas would've made Europe into an independent energy superpower well into the present day.
>>223099737>>223099737
>>223099732Yeah wouldn't have to read your boring posts
Having been on /brit/ for coming up ten years now -- almost nothing has changed. Soon it will be 2027 and we're still doing Rorke gimmicks. I need to join the army and die.
>>223099732This is true for everything but the TND and breeding grounds Those are malicious slanders and lies told by jews about national socialism and you would do well not to repeat them
>>223099765at least wait until the economy collapses mate
