stonehenge edition
>mein kampf 2 the people are hungry for more
>>223099732mould
has cami got her knob out yet
why is he surprised that women like firemen?
nobody knowswho they wereorwhatthey was doin'
>>223099765sad isn't it
>>223099756why are people wanting to correctly say mein kampf out loud
>>223099778
my homestead
How did he pivot from AI cuck images to Nazi posts?
Andorra beat Millwall 2-1
>>223099524well here's one for you took me a while to get the video done
any diddy bluds in chat
>>223099732Best part is you'd never have been born
>>223099797>tfw trying to rizz up girl that unironically wants to look like thisI've invested too much I must see the mission through
genuinely just been rolling around the flooor with cramp in my calf worst fucking pain ever
>>223099732Sounds horrible, no super hero movies and no videogames.
>>223099820imagine if you were swimming while that happened
Rorke seething
>>223099820its ok x
My dad was friends with the guy who invented the stripes in toothpaste. I met him up the pub a couple of times maybe fifteen or so years ago, think he's dead now. Thing is, he made it his entire personality and always wore shirts with coloured stripes on them and it was always how he'd introduce himself to new people. Apparently he made no money from it because it wasn't considered a real invention and couldn't be patented or trademarked. I would have talked to him more but I was a kid back then and my dad warned me that he was a bit of a nonce and that I shouldn't get too friendly.
>>223099781Are you really denying that Lebensborn or the Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring were good?Eugenics is an absolutely core part of National Socialism. Hitler and Himmler wanted to breed superhumans.Every generation has to be healthier, smarter and stronger than the last.Imagine a victorious Germany today with 120 million people, free of serious genetic diseases and with high IQ families having 10 kids each.
>>223099820i don't think you have mate
>>223099829the invention of videogames was the last vestigial expression of the aryan spiritthe best games ever made in our timeline would have been deemed unfit for human consumption in a world where hitler won
>>223099797drier than the gobi desert in those panties
>>223099838Leftypol seethes about billionaires THOUGH
>>223099840roar
>>223099865thanks doc
>>223099865DO NOT CLICK
>>223099865
>>223099865why is he purple
>>223099820*gives you a yellow card*
>>223099829Konrad Zuse invented the digital computer
did leftypol really kill Anne widdycum? If so that’s fucked up
>>223099849you will do nothing but post about le glorious nazi paradise from your incel bedroombe quiet
>>223099893konrad zune invented the mp3 player
>>223099896I was robbed of my birthright
Morrissey
>>223099840Like Gutenberg. Invented the printing press. Got sued by his investor and had to hand over his invention and his workshop and all his staff to him. His investor went on to become extremely wealthy except for a small detour when he was imprisoned and accused of witchcraft in France for printing books that looked too identical and printing books too quickly. But after that got cleared up, very rich man.Gutenberg was made bankrupt.
>>223099930little legend
>>223099933we don't sign our posts here
>>223099930fat cuntshould fly to a fat camp
kebab it lush
umrorke
Bulgarbro where are you? I have a strong suspicion the new proto-gf is a dead-ens normie>>223099579It's rigged, a revanchist take on a 40 year old replay, for propaganda reasons, Ukraine, the West etc
>>223099930Sad looking pale kebab with Elton John fart on it, but that kid doesn't look like he has any particular mind for standards.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783698939218639.mp4
>>223099952Just said the same thing
>>223099984>Elton John fart on itYeah talk about gay anal sex cum when talking about a little kid mate, that's not weird
They should lynch Mbappe
What do goths wear in summer?
>>223100017i swear some incels lose their humanity from being on 4chan all dayweird twisted people
made some fried chicken and potatoes for dins, might take an edible and relax
Slowly getting a clue as they say. Recognizing certain posters, knowing their style, their grammar. Becoming perceptive... observing... observing...
>>223099936ANTONIO MEIUCCI INVENTED THE PRINTING PRESS! AND HE WAS ROBBED!
>>223100026Arrest this man
This century will be the Rorke century
>>223100047You'll never guess who I am
>>223100017t. gaped by Elton as a kid
bum out
>>223100062That's fine but sell your story to the papers, don't bother us with it
Autumn is approaching...
>>223100061The one who got away...
>>223100070scr done
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine and i will have an audrey picture in my helmet for morale on the frontlines! i am a young man of sound health and mind ready for the enemy!
>>223100071Oh piss off you miserable git
sam matterface described texas as "the heart of the midwest"what is he talking about
>>223100088Don't careThis is /brit/
>>223100070chuckled
>>223099993why sir harry sound like that
digits and england win 7-1 tomorrow
>>223099993kek
>>223100110Ah it'll be a 10-0 victory to England now then
>>223100095right and where do you think sam matterface is from
>>223100069*shags it*
are there two argies in here
>>223100101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLBLp-IyDA
Might bet on Argentina tomorrow what are odds?
My aunt let me watch her do a poo when I was a kid and I've been stuck with this fucking fetish ever since. Mental how one thing in your childhood can mess you up for life.
>>223100172sc
Genuinely insane how badly the argies are getting fucked tomorrow
Remember the time Warwick Davis got a bit short with 4chan and demanded they respond to his inquiry?
any slithering creatures in
What are you lads doing tomorrow? Any of you going to watch the game alone?I have nobody to go watch the game with but there is a local arts space which has lots of cool people that go there, not neccessarily a pub but they serve beer and there are usually lots of fit arty birds that go there so i'm thinking I might go there on my own and see what its like
>>223100189Opposite of evens
>>223100204er
>>223100208scottish/welsh false flagdo not acknowledge this post
>>223100197Feel sorry that we can't include them in our footballing success.
>>223100208they have been playing like absolute shite tbf, wouldn't have given us great chances a few weeks ago but i think we might have it
>local arts space>lots of cool people that go thereYh
>>223100210*eye stalk pokes out*yh...
You can always bet on Bellingham
i need sex and in fact I deserve itneed to take out my anger on someone
>>223100204The fetish of watching your aunt have a poo? Bit odd
>>223100204
>>223100213i messaged my mates to meet in town and watch it over a beer but no one has any respect for me so they ignored me
>>223100242have a wank ffs
>>223100209Yeah. He's funny. Watch his antics with Karl Pilkington on An Idiot Abroad
>>223100175
>>223100265I had one earlier and my cock looked very large
>>223100242not allowed
>>223100242alri elliot
>>223100242sex is only reserved for the top 5% of men chud
>>223100284does nothing for mei've gone gay!
Shagging is actually a real hassle and every top to upper-middle shagger knows this -- also costs a pretty penny...
>>223100284Can I get this for a plate of chips and a pint?
>>223100291seasidemark has had sex
Had hot sweaty sex with a nerdy communist french girl two weeks ago.
>>223100291no it isn't you massive gaylord
>>223100300um hey
>>223100318yes it isget used to it virgin
>>223100317never had sex in my life as i am not normal x
>>223100328>>223100291Hi! Fuck off back to /britfeel/
I just want women to be normal is that too much to ask for fucks sake
mad how quickly the sheep switched from webm to mp4
>Had hot sweaty sex with a nerdy communist french girl two weeks ago.
Getting drunk. Not sure what to do with my time.
One day in a year we should all be allowed to hunt down people on benefits like wild animals, kill them, do whatever to them. Bit of rape.
>>223100340in primitive times you would’ve been a shaman :)
>>223100363kwab
>>223100340they are normal chud
>>223100341why are the mp4s not encoded with sound. Is the silence some kind of storage issue
>>223100310Yeah
>>223100363REKT
>>223100280the last thing a pangolin stew sees
>>223100356i dont think thats good sport, they cant run very fast
>>223100381some of them are malodorous
>>223100363she counted her chickens before they came home to roost
>>223100328ive had sex and im nowhere near the top 5% of men. probably not even in the top 50%
Cordyceps Heathasctis
>some of them are malodorous
>>223100356are you this lad >>223017122
>>223100356You would be the first to be raped, if not outright murdered. I personally would wear your skull and flesh like a hooded jacket
>>223100197Carpetbomb every region with an argie flag.
>>223100399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4
>>223100410some of them are lugubrious
>>223100401i think you’re too 5% probably top 0.5%. you have good aura
>>223087180>>223087180
right thats the solo trip to thailand booked
>>223100401everyone gets lucky and shags once or twice even i havebut i mean sex on a regular basis with women who are actually attracted to them
Became obsessed with this girl from a shop I frequent and who I speak to a fair bit and wrote this poem about her. Had to stop going there as I was beginning to lose my mindHer image breathes in my mindDissenting against my heartand I would rather I were blindThen meet the feelings she impartsHer lips are a stranger to meHer words indeed are tooYet her voice it does ring so freeand deep it runs me throughI try to make it through the day Yet every day I see her faceAnd the light of day does fade awayUntil I return my body to its placeI could swear I see her there and can even feel her touch But she is god knows whereknowing not I see her so muchCurse this everlasting weariness,Why must I trudge along your sands?Your heartless, soundless eerinessCan I have no rest or shade? I am no mere matter, I am man! This life no longer can I stand. This age of progess, I am acursedOh and so lonely and that's the worst!
>>223100417You would be arrested and imprisoned because I am not a bennies mong.
Is this too much to ask for?
>>223100424fun fact: the whistling in that song is the choon to the hamster dance :D
rorke sticking colonel hathi's march on repeat on yootube while he bangs the chavvy lass with the paki dad
>>223100442Right, I'll have a whiskey on the rocks and two pints of Carlsberg please
>>223100440>everyone gets lucky and shags once or twice
>>223100284The staring contest is staring at her tits, right? No problem, managed that all 20 seconds.
>>223100457angry birds
I could probably be a regular shagger if I had an actual social group
>>223100475hungry gobblers
>>223100484literally mei'm actually good looking but have no mates to meet girls
>>223100363IT WAS HER TURN!!
Mate started going out with this female to male tranny who basically was just a boyish looking woman with short hair. Actually quite cute. Had to pretend that I saw her as a bloke. Unfortunately for him, she started testosterone and grew out this horrid mustache and actually started looking like a bloke and he broke it off with her and then she accused him of rape on twitter, so he basically had to nuke his entire internet presence and is too scared to even make another insta profile. Karma for getting involved with the nutters I suppose.
*makes an angry birds noise*
>>223100498bet he enjoyed her bumhole though
>>223100494London?If we lived in the same place we could go on the hunt together lad
are england as good as scotland?
>>223100498poo
I need to sniff Emma Watson's hole.
>>223100505tl;dr
>>223100504not anymore. can travel in there thoughused to live in hackney for three yearsnot the easiest place to meet women
>>223100524cope not an argument concession accepted
>>223100457I'd offer up my face as her seat for 90 minutes + extra time + penalties
>>223100505yeah Scotland are better mate *looks at the rest of the thread like 'get a loada DIS guy'*
>>223100536tl;dr again
>>223100503She actually did rebound onto me and I was so desperate I was considering igoring her mustache and hairy legs for the same of getting some vag or bum but I brushed her off in the end. The lip hair was just too much. If it was just the hairy legs (and probably bum) I could have done it but the facial hair I could not get over.
>>223100544you did tho
>>223100546>mustacheFOY
Don't know how gays do it. The one time I fingered myself it burned and also the was poo on my finger when I took it out. How do they make an entire lifestyle out of it?
The funny thing about you lads pining for women is that none of you realise that there is a massive drop off in men approaching and talking to women, hence why they are all on dating apps, but all women hate dating apps. For them it is humilating and a woman wants a partner more than a man does.You easily can get a gf if you just are emotionally intelligent and talk to a woman like a human and are honest about what you want. The three keys to talking to a woman is this:>Show interest in her, ask questions from the beginning>Show how interesting you are, talk about yourself when there is nothing else to talk about (most woman aren't interesting and have little to talk about regarding themselves)>Find common ground so you have something to talk about so you don't run out of all your interesting/funny stories too soon
my mental health is tied to england losing tomorrowif they win i actually might have a mental breakdown
my mental health is tied to england winning tomorrowif they lose i actually might have a mental breakdown
i would 100% date a they/them but not a proper ftm on hormones
>>223100564be a classical gay like stephen fry who just enjoys the company of someone who will sexually pleasure you without the drawback of having to be in the company of a woman. basically just a mate you talk about shared hobbies with and then tug each other off and maybe lick it a bit
>>223100494I've got one best mate who i love but he's hopeless as a wingman, even more socially avoidant than menot that im blaming him at all but the prospect of meeting someone at the pub while out with him is slimdont know how im going to get out of itI've made a few more "friends" over the years but most of them have been very flakey and reliable
>>223100573doesn't work if you're autistic go away
his mental health is tied to england winning tomorrowif they lose he actually might have a mental breakdown
>>223100575bizarre little man
Might grow a spiffy moustache
For those who like him or care, Poley's new blog entry is like one of his golden era blog entries
scots are genuinely foul people. Extremely resentful and salty over the past, most of which was their making. They are destroying themselves to spite the English. Completely retarded population who through their rebellion against England, prove why they should be subjugated by the English.
>>223100610my mum had to check on me during the norway game because i was hitting my desk too loudi'm not joking
>>223100596you don't need him to be a wingmanmain thing is that you aren't the weirdo on his own in a pub sipping on a pintall you need is to be in the vicinity of women without appearing desperate for attention and eventually one of them will start eyeing you as long as you don't look like a runt freak
>>223100596*unreliable
i think i can be helpful to the ukrainian cause and i'm not a fraud like some posters here!
Clean ShavenThe Vibe: Youthful, polished, and trustworthy
what does activeeee even mean
Irish actually have a valid victim cardWelsh idk the historyScots need to shut the fuck up and stop acting oppressed, they were just as bad as us
>>223100647Which regiment are you joining?
>>223100672clearly you're a passiveee man then
>>223100675muh highland clearances
>>223100679wouldn't you like to know ivan!
*gets cucked*
>>223100647
Scots should be deported to ireland
Fucking love this sport x
>>223100675Scots don't actually blame us though do they? They have their grievences which are natural for a smaller neighbour but I feel like it is the rest of the world which conflates Scotland and IrelandWe never even conquered Scotland and they invaded us untold times
sir noided jester
My da's frae milngavie
One must consider the Hindoo
Just got into bed and it's still soaked with last night's sweat
>>223100734>Scots don't actually blame us though do they?They do, yes. No point even arguing with you since you're being clearly disingenuous.
wish I wasn’t a speccy bam
>>223100780what's a hindoo?
>>223100733Ah yes this accidental foul with no identifiable obstruction to a goal-scoring opportunity should definitely result in a near-guaranteed goal, what a well designed game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1YzOI3IsTQ
>>223100792Anything you pay him 50 rupees for!
>>223100440so sex isn't only reserved for the top 5% of menbut sex on a regular basis with women who are actually attracted to them isshould have said that first shouldnt you
Peng.https://xcancel.com/Betty_Parlour/status/1942232130823537143
>>223100808same thing isn't it
>>223100803roar fucking
>>223100803
>>223100457rorke thats a child
yes nigga i'm incel
>>223100797yamal should have been sent off later as well but they didnt want him missing the final
some of them can be very peng
Is "Don't Fear The Reaper" the GOAT rock song? I vote yes
lmao
Detest football culture with every fibre of my patrician mien
>>223100809Most of her poo is fake which puts me off her but she is hot and the one video where her bf cums on a hot dog and she eats it with a Dr Pepper and then pukes it out is pretty hot
>>223100849Ignore this lad, he's farming for hats
playing guitarhttps://voca.ro/14hOGDEDnWQe
>>223100848sc
There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops. Never is.
>>223100850what an utterly detestable specimen of a man you are
>>223100848wotanic roar
>>223100863Ed beerrun
You've never poo screamed in your life
>>223100848>trollfootball
poo
>>223100863very nice
>>223100697Blyaatttt Also Katharine Hepburn mogs her!
Hope someone breaks Messi's legs tomorrow
>>223100863nice x
>>223100916miserable english cunt
>>223100884i was shit roaring before you were a twinkle on your dads nob end sunshine
>>223100933bizarre outburst
>>223100877Get some taste.https://xcancel.com/pawgslop/status/2072135348868821463
>>223100956what's wrong with you?
>>223100933I'm ecstatic, you sound miserable though
i've been watching some of my old dvds lately, some of their exclusive features are so cool if you care about them, the pirates of the caribbean movies all have director's commentary cuts.
>>223100956To quote Thomas the tank engine, "aint clicking that shit, nigga"
>>223100915no she does not!
still cant believe how poorly France played tonight :/ biggest disappointment of this world cup
>>223100916lets hope not
audrey hepburn poo and farts
>>223100977You should upgrade to digital licences that can be revoked at any time
>>223100987Completely fucked my toil sweepstakes, I hope Mbrappe kills himself
>>223100987>>223095156
>>223101020I really liked the dictator Mbappe memes :(
>>223100985In appearance and in interpersonal elegance and in accent Katharine Hepburn DESTROYS Audrey Hepburn
>>223100978it's not thomas, it's dart
>>223101020>>223101014
>>223101013i'm not defending subscription services, they're horrible, but you can probably still buy bootleg dvds for a very good price in whatever online marketplace is used in the UK.
>>223101036you're an idiot and russian!
I reject National Socialist Populism, I support Samuel Gershom Moshe Rabinowitz, he was a Jewish reactionary Nietzschean in west Pomerania, he was waaaay more based than Hitler he even supported anti-egalitarianism, the edgiest thing in the universe, took a lot of guts and Moxy.
>>223101062U got dehydrated fascia bro, u fucking loser, my fascia is hydrated, yours is not. Yours is dehydrated. You have dehydrated fascia. Do u even walk with straight feet bro. I bet you don't. I bet they're crooked. I bet you don't even have perfect green lines on your knee bow when you sprint . You and your dehydrated fascia you fucking idiot retard
didnt even register that katherine and audrey hepburn were two separate peoplemad that
>>223101062I was just saying this to the people in the pub
Chebs did in fact exist in the 50s lads, not that either hepburn were aware of it
>>223101062read about 4 words into this post before realizing it wasnt a goofy silly fun post ffs
>>223101058Я pyccкий, я идy дo кoнцa!Я pyccкий, мoя кpoвь oт oтцa, хe-хeйЯ pyccкий, и мнe пoвeзлoЯ pyccкий вceмy миpy нaзлo!
Would slit a man and his family's throat for the chance to live in belarus
>>223100972fuck off stupid cunt
>>223101125No, suck my huge English cock you Scottish retard
>>223099993love these AI edits, that will be bellingham instead
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>223101113you will never win!
can you imagine if we won the world cupcorrrr
audrey hepburn was ukrainian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzIrxCU4D2Utechno interests me
>>223101153I am going to give each Russian soldier a picture of the stunning Katharine Hepburn. I have liked her since I saw her portrayed by actress Cate Blanchett in The Aviator (2004)
>>223101161yeah then what happens
>>223101193and they will die by my hand!
>>223101193
>>223101204might smile for the first time in eight years
>>223101223shut up ugly idiot russian!
>>223101223right well this is simply just uncouth
>>223101223sadly not invented until after her passingRIP
>>223101223Katharine Hepburn caused controversy when she told the press she had three black children out of annoyance when they asked her if she had any children
I've been watching the world cup, going to concerts, eating lots of fast food, drinking, gambling, and playing video gamesI am such a good goy :)
>>223101246imagine what this person looks like in real life
really bad posts
>>223101252
>>223101252heard he has mould spores in his teeth, gross
deeply unfunny threadnote to zoomers: being pathetic mongo schizos and coomers is not really that funny
>>223101272you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
cool it with the antisemitism
>>223101223
>>223101272heatherfungus isn't a zoomer
>>223101306>>223101306>>223101306
>>223101285you're wasting your prime years being a sad freak on 4chan
>>223101223scr
NEW>>223101310>>223101310>>223101310
early coomer edition
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wrestling midgets
>>223101329not my fault 3 posts got deleted is it
its me the thread finisher
Alri
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