>>223122832
>>223127570Are Dick
>>223127570I want to believe this slogan singlehandedly ruined and erased “lick” as common slang for the rest of time.
lol
Can you guys share me some music for when you're feeling extremely lonely and depressed? Like I'm looking for tracks that resonate with true despair
I hope someone breaks into my house and shoots me
Such a beautiful place to watch the sunset. Lately I wish to feel human but the drugs turned me into a zombie. Which is what I wanted I guess. Or I thought I did.
Slept all day award
Recycle this one
>>223127663What if they cum in your ass before blowing your brains out
>>223129314less ideal
>>223127650Nick Drake's entire discography (3 albums + outtakes)
It's almost bedtime
>>223127650https://youtube.com/watch?v=UE3bxY-oT3U
>>223127650https://youtu.be/w5js_AWq0zshttps://youtu.be/d8g2uw4K7KsSeconding the Slovene's Nick Drake rec
>>223129351Yeah I’m getting ready :)
Momberg is dragging me to the vet tomorrow fuck my chud life
gonna stay up all night drinking and blasting metalcore
>>223127650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f963bYBS8L4
>>223129348I think we would be a cute couple
Does mommy tuck you in bed and give you warm glassy of milky?
This theater I saw in Ohrid was built by the Greeks in 200 BC, then used by the Romans for gladiator fights and executions.
>>223129369no
>Drinking 4 liters of white wine per week is significantly more destructive to long-term cardiovascular health than drinking two Red Bulls a day.why, thank you, AI, I will now continue to get PUMPED on energy drinks for the forseeable future
would you consider electrician a dead end job?
Aw phooey! Who needs a gf anyhow?
>>223129387I got two bud :)
>>223129368yesterday, the chick working the smartphone store with a moustache and hairy hands made eyes at me...she was pretty assertive, I thought she was a bulldyke at first. She had big eyes tho, so there was a weird attractiveness to her too. Being effete, I tend to attract butchier women.
>>223129382yes. the only way it's not is if you own the business and eventually grow to have other guys do the work, in which case you are no longer an electrician.
>>223129382Any job is dead end
>>223129407Why didnt you go for it?
>>223129371The time seems ripe for the government to bring back public executions
>>223129401your hands don't count
>>223129382Not at allYou know how much those fuckers make? It's also a pretty difficult and esoteric field, I couldn't figure that shit out
just got my first ticket after 10 years of driving
One night, your mommy tucked you into bed for the last time
>>223129427Flock camera?
>>223129416cause I'm too good looking to fall for some chick that looks like your female high school classmate that smelled funny!
>>223129427Wow that’s a good streak. I still have never gotten one in 12 years of driving! If you don’t count my parking ticket.
should I remove all my body hair?
>>223129427I got my first ticket and I wasn't even driving. My underage cousin was driving the car and we swapped seats mid pull over. Freaked the cop out bad.
>>223127650If I’m feeling that way, I prefer to listen to high energy fun stuff to maybe pull me out of it, rather than wallowing in melancholy
>>223129434it was a camera, I don't know who made it.
>>223129437But pussy is pussy bro
>>223129427I haven't got a ticket since I put a blue line sticker on my car
i've never received a ticket, parking violation, or any reprimand in my 20 years of driving.you people disgust me.
>>223129448Only if you want me to kiss you
>>223129407What kind of moustache did she have; Hitler?
>>223129427speeding?
>>223129487peach fuzz, like an old lady
>>223129485I'm ok with that. you could probably do better though
>>223129488yes
>>223129448Only if you DON’T want me to kiss you
>>223129479Hey, fuck you! I forgot about alternate side parking ok?!
>>223129495by how much?
>>223129419This current US administration is crazy enough to do it
I think Trump is doing a pretty good job desu
drinking milk
drowning in canadian penis
>>223129493Aww don’t be so hard on yerself anon!
>>223129527So jealous
>>223129517I take that back it was red light, I thought I could turn right but I guess not
Night shift bros how we doing?
>>223129532there's usually a sign which says "no turn on red". otherwise you can turn once you have yielded
Do not blame others for your failure.
96 RT rating on rotten tomatoes. Nolan bros we won.
>>223129550I blame Israel and Ronald Reagan for my failures.
>>223129551Lmao I want to see it
>>223129551My mom (Greek) told me I better not see it
>>223129527>>223129531More than enough to go around, ladies
My coworkers are all cringe I wish I knew how to cringe with them but my cringe is just too cringe I guess
>>223129565I (/cum/ster) command you to watch it
>>223129572Just start doing the orange justice randomly. That could be your contribution.
Fell from the sky into my lap and I know you know you're my soulmate and that
>>223129574I need to read the book first
Basketball, the sport where being a 7 foot (or taller) tall genetic freak gives a massive advantage over people who are actually skilled and athletic but actually normal human size
We need to bring dabbing back. It was kino
I can taste the smoke
>>223129585Space jam proved manlets can play ball
>>223129588*dabs*
>>223129584I command you to watch the movie first and then read the book
*dabs* shits all over your face
>>223129588She ruined it thougheverbeit
>>223129612Imagine if she won
>>223129579I had no idea that dance was called that
>>223129612She was too cringeAt least orange man was sincerely retardedShe pretended to not be cringe
>>223129628His Hotline Bling dance was kino
I had no idea what dabbing was until I saw Cam Newton do it at the Super BowlBut apparently it was popular before that too?
heyyy /cum/ sisters
>>223129612She hates niggers so much she needed that secret service agent between him and her to feel comfortable
>>223129642Hi sis how's your neovagina?
>>223129639*Dabs while soiling my diaper* uh oh..
>>223129642is that mr. mister on the radio?
>>223129588Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss yaHe gon' find another girl and he won't miss yaHe gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
My neighbor has a car sticker that says punch your local nazi
>>223129663Feel threatened?
I make six figures in a boring office job and I've never had any criminal history. Never even gotten a ticket. But I guess I look really sketchy, because some guy at the bus station asked if I had any weed for sale. And this is in a state where weed is legal.
>>223129663Isn’t incitement to violence illegal? ‘People experiencing Nazism’ should be a protected class, if they aren’t already.
>>223129660I HATE that song. it's like nails on a chalkboard.Ironically I think Drops Of Jupiter is a great song
>>223129668Not at all I would probably help if she asked
remember back in the day when jews ruling the world was a conspiracy
>>223129551no spoilers please. i missed the release 2800 years ago.
Is this their best song?>https://youtu.be/Eo-KmOd3i7s?si=byCrjVgX9UMe8zzg
>>223129673Drive By is pretty lit too tho
I’m going to make a movie called The Aeneid, but it’ll just be gay porn and all the actors are black. Oscar Alert??
>>223129654i'm enjoying my gock thank you very much
>>223129678If you say that Jews rule the world, the Jews who rule the world will ruin your life
Fucking faggot ass Canadians letting their country burn down again. Do you guys not know how to fight fires? I'm gonna be getting nosebleeds from this shit.
Finished Max Payne tonight gave me big time nostalgia for 2019 when I first beat it
what do we think about the freemasonsi've long vaguely known that they were universalist globalist judeophiles but i never really studied their rituals and symbolism until recently, weird shit manand apparently joseph smith and the original mormons were all masons and mormonism is just some weird offshoot that stole masonic symbolism and ritual and turned it into a christian sect
>>223129680for me, it's pop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWZKw_MgUPI
>>223129699Are you being cereal? Are we really going to deal with a summer of red skies again?
I wonder how many hot girls have cyclosporiasis and are currently exploding diarrhea out of their anuses right nowhaha
>>223129708schizos think it's the illuminati but it's just a bunch of lonely old dudes socializing
>>223129720That's what they want you to think
>>223129708I have a negative opinion of freemasonry, and I don’t think Mormons qualify as Christians
>>223129720yeah that's usually what people say but very important people have been masons, and if you study what they actually do, they initiate people by making them swear an oath on penalty of having their heart torn out, and the rituals are all about this guy who was supposedly the architect of solomon's temple
Wakanda
tempted to send a "hit me up" to my friend with benefits but i really simply truly ought not to
>>223129738Fuck it bro. Send it.
>>223129738how about> hey shawty what that ass dothen ask about the explosive diarrhea lettuce
>>223129729are you catholic
I was born broken.
>>223129738What’s his name
>>223129680if you ain't have this CD as a youth then you AIN'T a real y2k unc.
>>223129774and now ur buck brokenhe he he
>>223129777sent that normalfag freak flyingalso check'd
>>223129551Kek I'm still going to see it but I hope the plex doesn't get rowdy like Minecraft
The only CD I've ever owned was a lassie soundtrack
>>223129788don't tell the br poster, but having sex doesn't make you a normalfag
No why tf is pokemon go giving steam punk shit?
Joe Biden was an okay president.
>>223129825Because they're still trying to figure out how to make them pokemon go to the polls
We love our air conditioning don’t we folks
I wish I didn't live in Iowa
>>223129825>picToronto, Mexico
>>223129847My condolences
Where is humanity heading?
>>223129854Nuclear annihilation
>>223129847don't those iowa boys get thicc from the cornare you thicctell me if you are thicc
Thank you, Dr. Chudhttps://youtu.be/lpE6ECg05us
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VbTItWutBHU
actually the lassies soundtrack was the only cd I owned as a kid but in 2020 I bought elvis christmas music and abba's top whatever
Why does liqour feel like a terrible fire in my gutsbe nice, liquidthe fire water disagrees with me lately
My oneitis has a banging body but her face is a bit unusual looking. I'm not sure how to describe it without sounding too extreme but it's like sort of manly, long like a foot, and Michael Jackson-ish, but like not as bad as it sounds. I can't tell if I really like her or just into her body. She also has a really sexy feminine walk from the front and side, but walks like she's fat from behind.
>>223129854To giving me head>>223129868Do you have a stomach ulcer o algo
>>223129854Not to Iowa, that's for sure. LOL
Waiting to clock out is the worst feeling. It drags on forever.
>>223129873just hold on to this woman and love her like you wish you could be loved. im so serious >>223129875fuck no . i didnt consider that. i dont think so. it feels like more than an ulcer. its like the inside of my stomach is corrugated. thats how it feels
Do you guys ever remember a song exists and realize it's exactly what you want to listen to right now? Such a good feeling.
>>223129848This shit is going to spread to Dc again. I'm so tired
>>223129890I'm not dating her, I haven't even had a conversation with her
>>223129873Like Mikey Madison?
>>223129888real!! praying for u home boylets hope the last hours and minutes fly by>>223129898wel
>>223129898>I haven't even had a conversation with her>oneitisBrooo
>>223129873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpCB-0d42-g
>>223129892Yes it's a kino feeling >https://youtu.be/MurZoAE40VA
well what are you doing? dont waste too much time before you make a move.
Cricketberg on a mad one
>>223129908aaaaand it's gone
>>223129899Erm the weirdness is right but not the details. Her head is a little bit bigger and vertically longer. She's also a bit lower on the michal jackson-ish. >>223129903My mind blanks when I'm near her >>223129904Lol
Started talking to my old highschool crush again and caught the feels. I'm already in a relationship. I dunno what to do bros
>>223129928it do be
My old highschool crush is dead. I'm that fucking old
>>223129944You could be 18
>>223129926maybe talk to your current gf and see what she thinks
What intellectual topic should I discuss with ChatGPT tonight?
>>223129958The paintings of Jackson Pollock
>>223129958is futa gay?
>>223129958The minimal facts argument for Christianity
>>223129958Eastern vs western philosophical and theological views on the world. That's what I've been doing.
>>223129944Mine still looks goodt. 35 year old boomer
if you dont set a date within a week of meeting a foid she's already moved on to banging chad
>>223129964What's that
>>223129958how big a bbl can get before it becomes weird
goodnight
>>223129989An attempt to prove that Jesus miraculously rose from the dead using only historical facts that critical non believing mainstream scholars say really happened, like the post dead sightings and certain prominent conversions like Paul
>>223130007Interesting Maybe he wasn't actually dead and they just thought he was, that happens sometimes
>>223130012That's called the swoon theory I think that's only most likely if you come in with a materialist bias, but Jesus walking around having conversations after the crucifixion experience would be pretty insane in itself
>>223129996hope died today. i hope you think of that as you drift into slumberland.
drank like a liter of milk and ate 3 eggs today, practically nothing else
>>223129873niggas fucking the babadook
I bought some canned tuna, what can I do with it?
>>223129949Or 34>>223129972Fent is a hell of a drug
I don't actually know of any data centers current or future around me
>>223130042I tried to find some to apply to work at and they were fucking hours away from me. But hurricane prone areas aren't great locations for datacenters anyways.
>>223130042I do and ever since they been made my data plan has been shit. That being said please hire me
There aren't enough non western people on here. I swear there are like 5 Japanese people, 4 Arabs and there used to be a Mongolian but I think he died.
>>223130069what kind of job do you think a data center offers? what are you gonna do there, water the plants?
>>223130074fuckmachine jew was a real one
>>223130037Take it out of the can
>>223130082IT related stuff
>>223130095And then?
>>223130107Cram it
I am so sick of people
>>223130082Idk but hopefully working there gets me a job at Amazon or Oracle.>>223130096This
DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
I really need to get a job.
>>223130140THIS
the government has no legal obligation to make prisons escape-proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReDjx1FIaE
>>223130120weird i'm sick of bagged lettuce giving me explosive diarrhea.
>>223130156I’m mentally ill
>>223130121Working at amazon or oracle would make you miserable. earning enough money is a necessary ingredient for happiness but a shit job will take it away from you, guaranteed.
>>223130162why did you buy the slop anon
Caesar Marcvs Rvbivs
>>223130170fiber innitgot dem vitamins n sheeeeet (emphasis on the sheeeeet)
I love the random shit YouTube decides to show me.https://youtu.be/ylnPl03mJBA
>>223130154>player finds bug in the game>gets banned for finding the bugclassic
>>223130186lettuce is not high in fiber bud
there's people who play video games for a living
you ever just sit alone in the dark for years on end thinking about how much your life sucks
>>223130200no usually i think about how much your life sucks
>>223130168people view working in silicon valley the way people used to view military contracts in afghanistanyou sleep on a mattress on the floor for 5 years while working at amazon or google or whatever and then whenever your stocks vest you cut and run with a massive savingsthat's if you don't get laid off first tho
>>223130190what a disgusting human being
>>223130198Isn't that fucked up? I wish I could do that. I'm funny. I aught to try, but I'd probably just get a bunch of audio of my family fighting in the background.
>>223130200Yes actually and I started studying mysticism during it. The dark night of the soul.
I just pooped so hard it made my balls ache
Everybody who has ever worked at amazon says it is the most miserable job ever but every time I see any clip from it it looks like a giant daycare with light work thrown in
>>223130208there's people that speedrun games and they will play the same game 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for years as their job.
>>223130214>Everybody who has ever worked at amazon says it is the most miserable job everThe male workers >but every time I see any clip from it it looks like a giant daycare with light work thrown inThe female workers
>>223130214seems like it would be fun to work. Walking around all day grabbing packages.
>>223130215I didn't know people made a living doing that. I thought speed running was something people would do on the side.
>>223130206>people view working in silicon valley the way people used to view military contracts in afghanistanbecause it used to be different in silicon valley. now its a total rat race, despite the original culture being built around the idea of escaping it
>>223129674hmm sounds like something a nazi would say>::PUNCH::
>>223130208That would make it funnier
>>223130228there's a few mario 64 speedrunners who get like 2K viewers each day and that's all they play.
Starting a city in skylines 2going to make it a police state because im sick of living in this shithole city
>entry into pooingtonshire-on-thames acquiesced
>>223130248least optimized game ever made, would rather play sim city 2000
>>223130248lmao
>>223129344phwoarhes me
A police state is a political system in which the government exercises extreme, repressive control over its citizens' public and private lives. It is typically characterized by the suspension of civil liberties, pervasive surveillance, censorship, and the use of militarized or secret police to enforce state policy and suppress dissent
>>223130248for me it's planet zoo
>>223130286phwoarkittingtonshire sumo wrestlers
>>223130262for me?caesar iii
>>223130248did they fix all the issues with that game? couldn't ever get into it cause it was sooo janky
anytime my phone goes into landscape, i always think "what the fuck? i keep it locked to portrait" and then remember "oh right, i was watching weird anime porn."
>>223127570Nixon was the best US president. I don't give a fuck about Watergate.
no gods no masters
>>223130214It's places like that which are the worst. The people who get time to play are just fuck ups, and everyone else is picking up their slack.
wish i was rich
>>223130168>would make you miserableIs it any worse humiliating then living with your parents and posting here 24/7?
Tst
>>223130384>any worse humiliating then living with your parentsHow about both working a shitjob and living with your parents that's like double the humiliation
>>223130299Had a rich teacher in middle school who bought like 15 computers out of his own pocket and would let kids play ceasar or pharaoh on slow days guy would always wear a pristine pressed suit as well and had a heavy new york accent and italian last name so we used to joke he was in witness protection which is why he came to the middle of nowhere, great guy
>>223130370No godsNo kingsOnly men
>>223130429gay
normalfags will never really understand what it feels like to be an incel. i wish i wasn't like this but i'm just a stone cold incel and always have been. i reek of it everywhere i go. my friends say it about me all the time, even my gf says it sometimes.
>>223130330idk this is the first time playing since release (i pirated it)
>>223130394u güd
>>223130384not him but honestly probably notThere definitely are worse places than amazon (military), but if it's really bad it basically forces you into depression because the job emulates symptoms or forces habits of depression. Versus you could just be homeless and do whatever the fuck you want, or even just start your own business or whatever and at least working yourself to death is more profitable.
raccoon girl looking good tonight
>>223130489I'm gonna cancel her if she doesn't refresh her hair
>>223130434>even my gfFUCKING NORMIE FUCK FUCKING LEAVE!!!! LEAVE NOW!!!!! REEEEE
>>223130489>Cross behind her>Satanist tramp stampDROPPED
>>223130503Idk how I missed that
>>223129662
32 years of misery
>>223130434ice cold
>>223130489would pound her fannard into the dry dusty earth from whence it was begatbeGYATT
more like 32 years of wizz-ery haha
>>223130483Those sort of jobs aren't too physically taxing but they can be quite soul crushing. It's the sheer monotony that gets to you and the knowledge you're getting older and still stuck working at a place like that
mmmbop
vance tried really hard not to sound like a bible thumper lmao
>>223130371i had one entry level hire who had down both warehouse and delivery driver for them. he didn't say much about it and i didn't ask as his experience there wasn't relevant. there was something about his tone and the look on his face when learning the job i hired him for though. like i had saved him from some kind of hell. and to be clear on this, the job i hired him to do is not fun.
cum
dr fauci give us vaccineshelp all the people who have been quarantinedwe'll wear our mask and we'll have to stay distantwe'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant
I dont care about anything
>>223130822that songs makes me think of christmas
Drank myself into oblivion
>>223131003which plane? did you meet your favored prince?
>>223131038I always knew I was a daedric prince
Still a banner for /r/ at the top of the page for me
corrmay pop a poo
>>223127650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEmtfA8FETc
Just ripped a very hotdog coded fart
>Air quality today is going to be so bad its going to be like smoking 10 packs of cigarettes a day >all because canada can't figure out how to manage their own landWe have the worst fucking neighbors in the world....
Those hasidic jews really just receive welfare money to read the Torah and raise their ultra orthodox familyMust be nice
Thanks for the mega fart you ultra niggersI didn't want to enjoy the outside this week or anything
>>223131578Michigan didn't have it bad enough with the shart parasite now they are getting farted on by canadapure fucking evil satanic BULLSHIT
>>223131048so what's your summoning day? your offering? what are you the prince of?
You ever look up what the smart kid you went to hike school with is up to? Like mfer has a phd in ooga booga bix nood
who tf remembers the "smart kid" from their school lolI guess maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere
>>223131702Yeah, he majored in Everest studies
>>223131719I did but the mid atlantic>>223131721Honestly sounds better what than what this kid did to get into both MIT and Stanford
>jasonhttps://files.catbox.moe/bo48ks.mp4
>>223131741
Uhhhh. I haven't slept in two days and I don't feel tired.Also haven't smoked weed since Monday.
>>223131809I slept all day (until 8pm) and now I'm wide awake. Such cases
>>223131809You haven't smoked weed since MONDAY?!Bro... man... I can't even imagine that dude....I need a smoke break man... this is stressin me out man...
Don't reply to me
>>223131840It helps me sleep or get lost in thoughts.After 4 days off it.I feel too aware.Just wanna go back to the dreamy feeling.
>>223131846Why not?
>>223131857Might help you fall asleep but it reduces the quality of sleep until you start falling into delirium
>reduces the quality of sleepYou reduce the quality of people around you, crackhead.
Business idea: We've all heard of slenderman, but what if... Slender-trans???
Business idea: Canada.. on strike!
leafs be mentally ill n shiet
>>223131548What's the deal with this anywayIt never happened in my entire lifetime and now it's just a thing that happens every year?
>>223132092Probably jeets doing it but what are you going to do about it
>>223132153I'll go pee on it
>>223132157You are the Canadian hero.
Just read about the difference between catholics and christianswhat is the point of being catholic if you don't agree with everything the pope says? and they pray to the virgin Mary? Wasn't she just a pure woman whom was chosen to give birth to Christ?
>Cut open a freeze pop>it shoots piss everywheresometimes life isnt fair
I'm melting into you
>>223132777
